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diethx
09-24-2012, 05:16 PM
Dude is joking, right? Please say he's joking.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/09/romney-wonders-why-airplane-windows-dont-open.html




Mitt Romney, a 65-year-old man with two advanced degrees, has no idea why they don't let you open airplane windows mid-flight, according to his own remarks at a fund-raiser in Beverly Hills on Saturday:

Romney’s wife, Ann, was in attendance, and the candidate spoke of the concern he had for her when her plane had to make an emergency landing Friday en route to Santa Monica because of an electrical malfunction.


“I appreciate the fact that she is on the ground, safe and sound. And I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were,” Romney said. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem."


To answer Romney: Airplane cabins are pressurized to allow people to, you know, breathe and stay conscious and such at high altitudes — things that are important for everyone who isn't an advanced robot covered in a highly convincing outer layer of humanesque skin and facial features.

Androidpk
09-24-2012, 05:23 PM
Mitt Romney doesn't understand why submarines don't have screen doors.

Bobmuhthol
09-24-2012, 05:29 PM
What disturbed me even more was, Ann told me she tried to use her seat as a flotation device, as previously directed, but the thing just dropped straight to the floor.

- M. Romneyhttp://my.nymag.com/77bc/profile/

Tgo01
09-24-2012, 05:41 PM
The real reason windows don't open on airplanes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozW4mmKzcYQ

Kastrel
09-24-2012, 05:44 PM
Hah, whats up with his eyes at 3 seconds?

diethx
09-24-2012, 05:45 PM
Awesome scene is awesome.

Latrinsorm
09-24-2012, 05:49 PM
I am extremely disappointed that no one has yet berated T-G-O for not linking the Shatner version. If it's not in black and white, it's not Twilight.

Tgo01
09-24-2012, 06:26 PM
I am extremely disappointed that no one has yet berated T-G-O for not linking the Shatner version. If it's not in black and white, it's not Twilight.

Hey, you wanna see something really scary?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPlp-WK0XBo

diethx
09-24-2012, 06:29 PM
Now now, Tgo01, I think there's enough scary going on in this thread when it's on topic.

Reliel
09-24-2012, 06:30 PM
You have got to be kidding.

Just pack it in already. It's getting embarrassing at this point.

4a6c1
09-24-2012, 06:34 PM
Mitt Romney doesn't understand why submarines don't have screen doors.

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Androidpk again. :(

diethx
09-24-2012, 09:01 PM
You should really give that rep to the commenter he stole that line from!

msconstrew
09-24-2012, 09:08 PM
You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Androidpk again. :(

Ditto. Well played, sir.

Androidpk
09-24-2012, 09:14 PM
You should really give that rep to the commenter he stole that line from!

Actually it's from a Polish military joke I heard eons ago.

Tgo01
09-24-2012, 09:33 PM
Romney doesn't understand why he gets wet when it rains.

4a6c1
09-24-2012, 10:04 PM
Romney has to return some videotapes.

Androidpk
09-24-2012, 10:07 PM
Romney has to return some videotapes.

How DARE you slander Patrick Bateman's name!

Seizer
09-24-2012, 10:26 PM
Wow, really? This is the best America has to offer as a presidential hopeful?

4076

Since someone mentioned Shatner.

Androidpk
09-24-2012, 10:41 PM
Wow, really? This is the best America has to offer as a presidential hopeful?

4076

Since someone mentioned Shatner.

You can send all your thanks to the good ole GOP.