Colbert gets the Miracle Whip cracked at him!

[Ceyrin]

http://i.imgur.com/yjU19.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

I hope that's real because that is awesome. I respect any company that does something like that.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/11/miracle-whip-to-strike-back-at-colbert/

[Gelston]

Oh, 2009. :(

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Was new to me, I hadn't seen it before.

[Gelston]

Neither have I. I was hoping it was going on right now, though November 12th seemed a little far away.

[Ceyrin]

Internets run deep, yo.

[Atlanteax]

I guess we're to hate on him for drudging up 3-years-old news (re: lame signature gif).

[Ryvicke]

I haven't had miracle whip in like 15 years. Is it good? I feel like mayo is a pretty decent egg and oil-based condiment and I don't need another one in my life, but their edgy and self-aware marketing has led me to believe that maybe I'm missing out.

[Gelston]

I don't know which one I've had. I don't eat much of either of them. I usually just slather my sandwiches with avocado.

[Ceyrin]

For the record, Miracle Whip is not mayonaise, it's 'dressing'. The two are entirely different products with overlapping uses. I personally avoid as many things as possible with hydrogenated oils in them (such as Miracle Whip), as I have too much love for my arteries and the function they perform.

[Gelston]

Elitist.

[Ceyrin]

Elitist.

I believe the word you're looking for is 'snob'.

[Ardwen]

The miracle is that anyone buys that garbage.

[Parkbandit]

I love Miracle Whip and will refuse to eat any sandwich that has mayonnaise on it.

[Drunken Durfin]

Fuck Mayonnaise.