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ClydeR
04-08-2012, 02:57 PM
On the eve of Easter, a religious group is coming down hard on the Fells Point bar Ale Mary's.

Why?

Well, its name for starters. And all of the other things the church-themed bar does for kitsch value.

They decorate with photos of nuns. They post their draft list on a hymn board. They offer Father Luies Grilled Wings and Father Tom's Fried Ice Cream Sundae. And, possibly their most serious transgression according to the group: the bar's "chalice" club where people can get their beer served in a chalice.

More... (http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2012-04-05/features/bal-catholic-group-calls-fells-points-ale-marys-blasphemous-20120405_1_catholic-group-fells-point-bar-chalices)

If I were the sort of person who goes to bars -- which I certainly am not -- then I would definitely boycott this bar.



Protesters say they want Ale Mary's to get rid of the church artifacts. They're also considering other actions.

One member of the group suggested performing an exorcism on the sidewalk outside the bar. Another suggested covertly placing "Miraculous Medals" in corners of the bar. Still another told the story of how her sister sprinkled holy water on a porn shop near her home and it closed soon after.

Gelston
04-08-2012, 03:42 PM
I only drink my beer from the Holy Grail while sitting on bar stools made of the One True Cross with the legs being made of the Spear of Destiny.

Parkbandit
04-08-2012, 04:10 PM
I thought you were going to post this story:

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/04/06/crowd-beats-strips-robs-tourist-on-st-patricks-day-incident-caught-on-camera/

Kronius
04-08-2012, 05:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHuRH_zPXq0

0:08

m444w
04-08-2012, 06:19 PM
I only drink my devil's brew from jesus' hallowed out skull.

Gelston
04-08-2012, 06:22 PM
I only drink my devil's brew from jesus' hallowed out skull.

Jesus' bones are in heaven. My fucking god, do you EVER watch History Channel?

m444w
04-08-2012, 06:27 PM
Jesus' bones are in heaven. My fucking god, do you EVER watch History Channel?

that is just popereganda.

they are really in my basement after my grand daddy shot hitler and raided his closet. where did you think the saying about skeletons in your closet came from anyway, you hillbilly.

g++
04-09-2012, 09:41 AM
I thought you were going to post this story:

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/04/06/crowd-beats-strips-robs-tourist-on-st-patricks-day-incident-caught-on-camera/

Guy from Sonar got lost and met the people from club one. lol