US to use "Battlefield Illusions" to confuse enemies

[Keller]

DARPA is always doing crazy ass research when it comes to military uses. I read that they were researching how whales and dolphins can survive without sleep (they'd drown) and it turns out they are able to shut down parts of their brain when they required sleep. Also, they researched how amphibians can grow back extremities when they are younger, and why those animals can't when they get older.

Dream warriors? U.S. military to research 'battlefield illusions' to baffle enemies

Will use hi-tech optics and sound to confuse enemies
Research division is investing $4 million in technology
Aims to cause 'auditory and visual' hallucinations

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2101494/Ghost-warriors-U-S-military-research-battlefield-illusions-baffle-enemies.html#ixzz1mTEAKHlr

[Keller]

I present to you, General Gob Bluth.

http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/gob-bluth-picture.jpg

[Androidpk]

Also known as the funniest man alive today.

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[Back]

DARPA is always doing crazy ass research when it comes to military uses. I read that they were researching how whales and dolphins can survive without sleep (they'd drown) and it turns out they are able to shut down parts of their brain when they required sleep. Also, they researched how amphibians can grow back extremities when they are younger, and why those animals can't when they get older.

Dream warriors? U.S. military to research 'battlefield illusions' to baffle enemies

Will use hi-tech optics and sound to confuse enemies
Research division is investing $4 million in technology
Aims to cause 'auditory and visual' hallucinations

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2101494/Ghost-warriors-U-S-military-research-battlefield-illusions-baffle-enemies.html#ixzz1mTEAKHlr

You actually believe this English version of the National Enquirer?

[Keller]

You actually believe this English version of the National Enquirer?

I actually just wanted to make an Arrested Development joke.

[Stanley Burrell]

Arrested Development aside. Now I forgot what I was saying.

Nnnnngh: Well, if we can use some BZ, except it's somehow completely and totally non-harmful, or something, then whatever it was I was originally going to type.

[Back]

Why do you have to fuck everything up, STANELEY? Fucking capslock.

[Stanley Burrell]

Because, "Yeah?! Fuck you too!" Like that guy from "The Thing" says before the TNT warms up Antarticta.

[Stanley Burrell]

I think that's the quote, but don't quote me on it.

[AnticorRifling]

I think that's the quote, but don't quote me on it.

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