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ClydeR
08-24-2011, 10:56 AM
Thanks to the Mormons, A Study in Scarlet (http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/244) has been banned (http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/08/sherlock-holmes-banned-reading-lists-being-anti-mormon/41243/). What, you wonder, could possibly be in a Sherlock Holmes story that is so offensive to Mormons that they have to suppress everybody's free speech rights? A grisly murder? Profane language? No, those things are fine, but an historically accurate depiction of pre-statehood Utah is not acceptable to Mormons. Here's the offending passage.


He had always determined, deep down in his resolute heart, that nothing would ever induce him to allow his daughter to wed a Mormon. Such marriage he regarded as no marriage at all, but as a shame and a disgrace. Whatever he might think of the Mormon doctrines, upon that one point he was inflexible. He had to seal his mouth on the subject, however, for to express an unorthodox opinion was a dangerous matter in those days in the Land of the Saints.

You all see what is happening here, I hope. Mormons are recruiting people all over the country and, as their membership grows, they are exerting greater and greater control over the rest of us. If they can do it in Virginia, they can do it where you live too.

I'm sure it had nothing to do with the earthquake.

DrZaius
08-24-2011, 10:58 AM
Bravo. This is almost the perfect troll post. It should be studied at Universities.

Reltov420
08-24-2011, 11:19 AM
Organized religion can be so dumb. Almost past the point of amusement.

Latrinsorm
08-24-2011, 12:15 PM
When you have eliminated the probable, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must ADVANCE THE FLAG OF DIXIE HURRAH HURRAH.

Warriorbird
08-24-2011, 01:11 PM
When you have eliminated the probable, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must ADVANCE THE FLAG OF DIXIE HURRAH HURRAH.

ClydeR threads are just coming up win lately.

Gelston
08-24-2011, 03:11 PM
When you have eliminated the probable, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must ADVANCE THE FLAG OF DIXIE HURRAH HURRAH.

Mormons did a horrible job of advancing the flag of dixie.

Latrinsorm
08-24-2011, 03:53 PM
Mormons did a horrible job of advancing the flag of dixie.So did the confederacy BOOM roasted.

Gelston
08-24-2011, 03:57 PM
So did the confederacy BOOM roasted.

i love lamp

TheEschaton
08-24-2011, 07:11 PM
Are you just saying the names of things you see?

Gelston
08-27-2011, 07:48 PM
4 billion posts.. Irene's epeen is MIGHTY!