Thread for things that blew your mind today.

[drauz]

Thats a well trained dog

http://i.imgur.com/rplIS0O.gif

http://i.imgur.com/qYdTvgo.gif

[Fallen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY

[Fallen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cfBVCNGMAg

Dude's lucky the bear(s) had an unlimited supply of fish.

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cfBVCNGMAg

Dude's lucky the bear(s) had an unlimited supply of fish.

http://i.imgur.com/DKMNDCV.gif

[Androidpk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY

This makes my briain hurt :(

[subzero]

This makes my briain hurt :(

Clearly.

[Velfi]

http://i.imgur.com/bwgYKbk.gif


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk

[Allereli]

"I will run past your fucking house every day until the day I die. Deal with me with your phaser cell phone bullshit," Skid Row singer warns 'Star Trek' actor

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/sebastian-bach-william-shatner-engage-in-bizarre-twitter-feud-20160601#ixzz4AMiRBsGV

[Velfi]

Peregrine falcon clowning on a wingsuiter.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgnRBO7jWrE

[Androidpk]

http://i.imgur.com/bwgYKbk.gif


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk


It may look big and scary but just remember to get the upper hand by jamming a thumb up its butt and you'll be all set.

[Velfi]

It may look big and scary but just remember to get the upper hand by jamming a thumb up its butt and you'll be all set.

http://i.imgur.com/ioxR3v3.gif

[Methais]

It may look big and scary but just remember to get the upper hand by jamming a thumb up its butt and you'll be all set.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41m3r7iP00gJmxKU/giphy.gif

[Androidpk]

I fucking love Tom Baker!

~~

But I hate this judge..

Brock Allen Turner, the former Stanford swimmer who was discovered raping an unconscious woman (http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/01/stanford-swimmer-to-be-charged-for-public-rape.html) behind a dumpster on campus in January of last year, will be sentenced to six months in county jail and probation. Prosecutors had recommended that Turner receive a sentence of six years, but judge Aaron Persky determined that Turner's age — 20 — and lack of criminal history warranted him a much shorter sentence.

“A prison sentence would have a severe impact on him," Persky said at Turner's sentencing on Thursday (http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jun/02/stanford-swimmer-sexual-assault-brock-allen-turner-palo-alto?utm_content=buffer7d092&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer). "I think he will not be a danger to others." Meanwhile, the 23-year-old victim in the rape case, who had had a blood-alcohol level three times the legal limit at the time of the rape and who had no memory of the attack, gave important testimony at the trial.

"You took away my worth, my privacy, my energy, my time, my safety, my intimacy, my confidence, my own voice, until today," she said, reportedly directly to Turner. "I am a human being who has been irreversibly hurt." And yet it's Turner who would be severely impacted in his sentencing. Right.

[Androidpk]

Oh hell no, this is exactly why I stay inside and play videogames


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noCWtagaDJQ

[Menos]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uXqHILjsmY

[Taernath]

Yeah, that shit is fake as fuck.

[Methais]

Yeah, that shit is fake as fuck.

No it isn't. It's on the internet, what more proof do you need?

[Taernath]

No it isn't. It's on the internet, what more proof do you need?

So Whatley really did rape a dolphin wizard?

[Gelston]

Watched Beltre wreck the Mariners last night. Started intentionally walking him. Fuck Seattle and everyone that lives there.

[Methais]

So Whatley really did rape a dolphin wizard?

Yes, where have you been for the past 5 months?


Watched Beltre wreck the Mariners last night. Started intentionally walking him. Fuck Seattle and everyone that lives there.

Even the hipsters?

[Gelston]

Even the hipsters?

They can eat shit and die first, before it is cool.

[Wrathbringer]

So Whatley really did rape a dolphin wizard?

.....and that avatar finally makes sense. Thank you.

[Methais]

.....and that avatar finally makes sense. Thank you.

You could have just asked!!!



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Taernath]

Watched Beltre wreck the Mariners last night. Started intentionally walking him. Fuck Seattle and everyone that lives there.

They got 14 runs in 2 innings. I think it was someone else who got wrecked.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/124/933/1304376955947.png

[Gelston]

They got 14 runs in 2 innings. I think it was someone else who got wrecked.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/124/933/1304376955947.png

You must have watched a game that I wasn't physically at. Beltre hit a home run for 3, and then next at bat hot 2 RBI. He alone outscored the entire Mariners team.

[Tisket]

Watched Beltre wreck the Mariners last night. Started intentionally walking him. Fuck Seattle and everyone that lives there.

The drink is starting to affect your perception.

[Gelston]

The drink is starting to affect your perception.

ESPECIALLY YOU PAL.

[drauz]

Its a long gif, but interesting.

Some kids in Asia can hatch chickens without the egg shell and watch it every step of the way.

http://i.imgur.com/670AeUP.gif

[Methais]

Its a long gif, but interesting.

Some kids in Asia can hatch chickens without the egg shell and watch it every step of the way.

http://i.imgur.com/670AeUP.gif

Oh sure, they conveniently leave out the part where the chicken hatches into a tentacle monster and rapes them all.

Damn American censorship.

[Androidpk]

Oh sure, they conveniently leave out the part where the chicken hatches into a tentacle monster and rapes them all.

Damn American censorship.

yeah but we get the cool american parts where we fling the chickens into vats of boiling oil and then strip their crispy skin from their screaming bodies. Brb lunch

[Fallen]

Its a long gif, but interesting.

Some kids in Asia can hatch chickens without the egg shell and watch it every step of the way.

http://i.imgur.com/670AeUP.gif

What an amazing experiment. Thanks for sharing.

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD4oBI9WkPk

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/wd2t1IG.jpg

[Fallen]

This belongs here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0ladBsb7rg

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/wd2t1IG.jpg

This is from Alabama isn't it?

[drauz]

This is from Alabama isn't it?

I can only hope they mean 'girlfriend" as a woman talking to another woman. Or it could be Alabama.

[Velfi]

Zipf's Law


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCn8zs912OE

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/HWgtF9Z.jpg

[Enuch]

http://i.imgur.com/HWgtF9Z.jpg

Haha WTF

[Fallen]

Looks like Burning Man.

[Astray]

No. Why would anyone think that's a good idea?

[Taernath]

No. Why would anyone think that's a good idea?

Welcome to Sanders' America.

[Fallen]

I just..can't imagine trying to get this stuff down.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuhDiFfaXhM

[Velfi]

Blue Origin's New Shephard restarting its engines 3600' above the ground and landing successfully.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3J-jKb75g

This thing is like the sickest suicide burn in Kerbal Space Program, but it's real.

[Fallen]

Blue Origin's New Shephard restarting its engines 3600' above the ground and landing successfully.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3J-jKb75g

This thing is like the sickest suicide burn in Kerbal Space Program, but it's real.

Very cool.

[Methais]

http://kotaku.com/the-super-mario-64-goomba-nobody-has-ever-killed-1618080592?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow

[Androidpk]

I know I'm probably in the minority but Mario N64 was a dumb game.

[Latrinsorm]

I know I'm probably in the minority but Mario N64 was a dumb game.yeesh, andy. Yeesh!

[Androidpk]

yeesh, andy. Yeesh!

goldeneye was dumb too!

[Gelston]

goldeneye was dumb too!

You're dumb.

[Velfi]

goldeneye was dumb too!

http://i.imgur.com/7ANcEtm.gif

[subzero]

goldeneye was dumb too!

You should be castrated for that comment.

[Androidpk]

You should be castrated for that comment.

I could do this all day, son.

I thought Chrono Trigger was boring.

[Astray]

I could do this all day, son.

I thought Chrono Trigger was boring.

You are human garbage.

[Androidpk]

You are human garbage.

I've known that since me and your mom made scat videos.

[Latrinsorm]

In the DSM IV "dislikes Super Mario 64, Goldeneye, and Chrono Trigger" is actually a characteristic symptom of schizophrenia.

[Androidpk]

In the DSM IV "dislikes Super Mario 64, Goldeneye, and Chrono Trigger" is actually a characteristic symptom of schizophrenia.

Me and you got something in common then!

[Astray]

Me and you got something in common then!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[Methais]

Months Later, Players Finally Solve GTA V's Bigfoot Mystery

http://kotaku.com/the-incredible-saga-of-gta-vs-bigfoot-peyote-mystery-1782671057?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow


Really cool read even if you're not into GTA, just because of the way Rockstar went about it all.

[Wrathbringer]

Months Later, Players Finally Solve GTA V's Bigfoot Mystery

http://kotaku.com/the-incredible-saga-of-gta-vs-bigfoot-peyote-mystery-1782671057?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow


Really cool read even if you're not into GTA, just because of the way Rockstar went about it all.

I thought it sucked.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/25gRsUn.gif

[Allereli]

Adnan Syed's conviction vacated

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/serial-subject-adnan-syed-4-key-pieces-of-evidence-explained-20160701

[Viekn]

Just found out Daniel Craig had a cameo as a stormtrooper in The Force Awakens.

[Gelston]

Just found out Daniel Craig had a cameo as a stormtrooper in The Force Awakens.

Yep, he was the one that was force persuaded by Rey to let her go.

[Viekn]

Yep, he was the one that was force persuaded by Rey to let her go.

Yep. I had to go back and watch the scene to realize it was actually him.

[Gelston]

Yep. I had to go back and watch the scene to realize it was actually him.

Haha, yeah. He really just wanted to be in Star Wars I guess.

[drauz]

God I hope this is real

http://i.imgur.com/6ZZjvsU.gif

[Methais]

God I hope this is real

http://i.imgur.com/6ZZjvsU.gif

Wtf is happening here?

[Taernath]

God I hope this is real

http://i.imgur.com/6ZZjvsU.gif

Looks like Shkreli's at it again.

Also, it's an ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYX5fFxcXWU

[Velfi]

The cup is pretty amazing, even if the standard Youtube overexcited douche isn't.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CTxbQ6cdUw

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwuCQ3u2N_A

[Androidpk]

UFC sold for $4 billion.

[Fallen]

The absolute sickest flying knee i've seen to date. The guy is now undergoing surgery for a fractured skull.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMG6TxIuCIw

[Velfi]

The absolute sickest flying knee i've seen to date. The guy is now undergoing surgery for a fractured skull.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMG6TxIuCIw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtzaegHI-aM

[Velfi]

This is probably the one that pops into my mind first. Start of the 2nd round, how ya doin, wham.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSdNcWJIbpI

[Androidpk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYZ93hxjDSI

[Allereli]

http://www.csnchicago.com/chicago-white-sox/chris-sale-scratched-start-due-clubhouse-incident


Not a joke: Source says Sale blowup was because he didn't want to wear throwbacks, so he cut the jerseys up so no one could wear them.

[Stunseed]

The absolute sickest flying knee i've seen to date. The guy is now undergoing surgery for a fractured skull.

Early Aldo is pretty close to this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvXVVQbDk50

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/XIAMWIC.gif

[Fallen]

The absolute sickest flying knee i've seen to date. The guy is now undergoing surgery for a fractured skull.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMG6TxIuCIw

Pic of the damage.

https://67.media.tumblr.com/3143dec208b05e550fb5709bae4fe925/tumblr_ob1qkpeVs01tquz95o1_1280.png

[Methais]

Pretty sure that blew his mind way more than anyone else's.

[Fallen]

Pretty sure that blew his mind way more than anyone else's.

IT'S A MATTER OF DEGREES, METHAIS.

[Androidpk]

Jumping out of a plane with no parachute.. this guy truly does have massive balls of steel.

https://streamable.com/h6bd

[Taernath]

Wonder how many g's that pulled.

[Androidpk]

Wonder how many g's that pulled.

Only a couple, 2 or 3.

[rolfard]

Probably the same as when someone pulls a chute

[Androidpk]

Probably the same as when someone pulls a chute

Yeah that's what I'm thinking, maybe a tiny bit more. It's telling though that the dude didn't pass out or anything and was immediately walking around fine afterwards.

[Velfi]

Just noticed the ChromeCast button in YT while checking on the latest Richard Lewis update on the CS GO gambling shit. Figured I'd have to set it up but it threw the video right to my TV!

Mind=blown.

[Methais]

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/13942325_10154041571687535_1324414462_n.png?oh=bf0 9fdb428416d0e12c129c72d72b562&oe=57A4FEE1

[Gelston]

Just noticed the ChromeCast button in YT while checking on the latest Richard Lewis update on the CS GO gambling shit. Figured I'd have to set it up but it threw the video right to my TV!

Mind=blown.

Haha, yeah, I have a RokuStick and noticed that the other day.

[Fallen]

http://deadspin.com/report-russian-diplomat-uses-jiu-jitsu-to-disarm-kill-1784852276?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=fridayAM

[Taernath]

http://deadspin.com/report-russian-diplomat-uses-jiu-jitsu-to-disarm-kill-1784852276?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=fridayAM


Update (11:52 p.m.): According to Folha, the man who was assaulted was not an employee of the Russian consulate, but was apparently impersonating one.

Hahaha wtf

[Fallen]

I know, right?

[Androidpk]

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/aug/11/400-year-old-greenland-shark-is-the-oldest-vertebrate-animal?CMP=twt_gu

[Archigeek]

Hahaha wtf

Hilarious.

[Candor]

On the way to work this morning, a car in front of me seemed to have problems and didn't move when the light turned green in a left turn lane.

When I got out of my car to offer to help, a woman got out and yelled at me "It's not my fault that this damm thing ran out of gas!"

I gave her the number of AAA, got back into my car, and finished my commute.

There should be an intelligence test to get a driver's license.

[Candor]

At 630am this morning the phone rang, and being tired I answered it without checking the caller ID.

A recorded voice came on and stated "This is an emergency call". So I started waking up pretty quick, fearing what was wrong.

"Your Windows license has expired and your computer will no longer work". blah blah blah call this number blah blah blah.

...mutter...

[Gelston]

A M2 .50 Machine Gun that had been in service for over 90 years, still good as new...

http://www.wearethemighty.com/articles/this-50-cal-fought-for-90-years-without-needing-repair

[Taernath]

The M2A1, has a fixed headspace, or distance between the face of the bolt and the base of the cartridge case, and timing, the weapon’s adjustment which allows firing when the recoil is in the correct positon.

Not gonna lie, this made me really jealous when I first heard about it. I still have a timing gauge I "secured".

[Gelston]

Not gonna lie, this made me really jealous when I first heard about it. I still have a timing gauge I "secured".

Haha, yeah. Actually, I didn't feel like dealing with that bullshit, so my truck had a Mk19, which I then got replaced with a M240. M240 #1!

[Androidpk]

Haha, yeah. Actually, I didn't feel like dealing with that bullshit, so my truck had a Mk19, which I then got replaced with a M240. M240 #1!

They're working on a completely new weapon design that combines the Mk19 and M2.

[Androidpk]

http://www.scout.com/military/warrior/story/1696176-army-merges-50-cal-mk-19-grenade-launcher

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB1c9jQ27-Q

[drauz]

Yes, it is moving. Watch till the end!

http://i.imgur.com/OJPWUWh.gif

[drauz]

http://www.latinlife.com/article/2999/fellatio-cafe-where-customers-receive-oral-sex-while-they-drink-their-coffee


You’ve heard of happy endings at seedy underground massage parlors—now get ready for blowjobs at coffee shops. Yeah, it's a real thing.

At the end of this year, a new coffee shop, Fellatio Café, will open up in Geneva, Switzerland, where you can get a hot cup of joe, with a side of blowjob. Seriously.

[Androidpk]

http://www.latinlife.com/article/2999/fellatio-cafe-where-customers-receive-oral-sex-while-they-drink-their-coffee

What about female customers?

[Fallen]

This is terrifying.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--PkaMioSe--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/bhgxdsrrow6ay3gpkfld.jpg

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/yJHn720.gif

[Astray]

Mob Psycho 100 is so fucking good.

[Velfi]

http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-framed/

[drauz]

Mob Psycho 100 is so fucking good.

Is it the same guy that did One Punch Man? The character faces are very similar.

[Gelston]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsNyc_tUMAAvhOT.jpg

That is blood. They sacrificed a bunch of animals that day.

[drauz]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsNyc_tUMAAvhOT.jpg

That is blood. They sacrificed a bunch of animals that day.

Its a flood, its colored red because they sacrificed animals for a holiday.

[Androidpk]

Its a flood, its colored red because they sacrificed animals for a holiday.

Its mud, its colored red because they sacrificed people for a festival.

[drauz]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/14/rivers-of-blood-dhaka-bangladesh-eid-animal-sacrifices

[Methais]

One of the two holiest events in the Muslim calendar, Eid al-Adha commemorates the willingness of the prophet Abraham to sacrifice his son at God’s request

Clearly the best way to honor a guy who was about to sacrifice his own son is by killing a bunch of animals you never gave a shit about in the first place because religion.

[Gelston]

Its a flood, its colored red because they sacrificed animals for a holiday.

I know they had a flood, the red is all from tons of blood though, otherwise it would be insanely diluted over that big an area. There are other pictures where it is almost just pure blood.

http://images.indianexpress.com/2016/09/dhaka-blood-roads1-759.jpg


Clearly the best way to honor a guy who was about to sacrifice his own son is by killing a bunch of animals you never gave a shit about in the first place because religion.

They share the meat with the poor and unfortunate, so I'd say it is pretty good.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/zql9uGV.gif

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/T1Ar3Ki.jpg

[Roblar]

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/opus.asp

[drauz]

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/opus.asp

Why must you ruin everything?!

[Gelston]

Why must you ruin everything?!

That was ruined 20 years ago pal.

[drauz]

That was ruined 20 years ago pal.

Your face was ruined 20 years ago!

[Gelston]

Your face was ruined 20 years ago!

No, that was like 10 years ago. :(

[Androidpk]

No, that was like 10 years ago. :(

Your face has been ruined since birth.

[Gelston]

Your face has been ruined since birth.

There we have it folks, another person who creates opinions on low information.

[Androidpk]

There we have it folks, another person who creates opinions on low information.

So I'm just like everyone else? Hooray!

[Gelston]

So I'm just like everyone else? Hooray!

No, no, you're far more gay.

[Androidpk]

No, no, you're far more gay.

Says the dude that livestreams on facebook in a kilt while talking with a fake scottish accent.

[Wrathbringer]

Says the dude that livestreams on facebook in a kilt while talking with a fake scottish accent.

lol ftw

[subzero]

Says the dude that livestreams on facebook in a kilt while talking with a fake scottish accent.

What are you doing scouring the internet for dudes livestreaming with fake scottish accents wearing kilts?

[Methais]

Says the dude that livestreams on facebook in a kilt while talking with a fake scottish accent.

That's still more manly than even the manliest of hipsters could ever hope (or more likely dread) to be.

[Androidpk]

What are you doing scouring the internet for dudes livestreaming with fake scottish accents wearing kilts?

No, it popped up on my FB timeline.

[subzero]

No, it popped up on my FB timeline.

Riiiight, right, right.

Unrelated pop-quiz time!

What do the following numbers represent: 1-1

[Androidpk]

Riiiight, right, right.

Unrelated pop-quiz time!

What do the following numbers represent: 1-1

do you even facebook, bro?

[Velfi]

do you even facebook, bro?

http://i.imgur.com/Pu4hmU8.gif

[Allereli]

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160915-the-woman-who-is-allergic-to-water

[Velfi]

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160915-the-woman-who-is-allergic-to-water

http://i.imgur.com/2BX3Exk.gif

[subzero]

do you even facebook, bro?

myspace till I die, nigga.

edit: Oh yeah. The answer to your pop quiz that you failed: The Patriots record after Miami poops all over their timeline this Sunday.

[Androidpk]

edit: Oh yeah. The answer to your pop quiz that you failed: The Patriots record after Miami poops all over their timeline this Sunday.

quoted cause you're wrong

[Gelston]

I didn't use a fake scottish accent, wtf.

[Androidpk]

I didn't use a fake scottish accent, wtf.

Do you always speak with a scottish accent?

[Gelston]

Do you always speak with a scottish accent?

The only accent that would be in there is a drunk accent.

[Androidpk]

okay well drunk gelston sounds like a scot.

[Androidpk]

Hey, SubZ, what do the numbers 0-2 represent?

[Androidpk]

myspace till I die, nigga.

edit: Oh yeah. The answer to your pop quiz that you failed: The Patriots record after Miami poops all over their timeline this Sunday.

Let it be said that I'm not always wrong.

[subzero]

Let it be said that I'm not always wrong.

Can't believe they couldn't stop a single thing the Pats did for like a quarter and a half. That was awful. I felt the Garoppolopolous mauling coming, but it was too late by the time they started getting to him. I kinda did want to see them have to put the water boy in at QB, though, if BBQ Brisket went down.

So far, 2 for 2 on QBs this year and not a single stomp by Donkey Kong. We got the Browns next week and they're already on their third QB... another rookie; will Cody Kessler make it out alive?

[Androidpk]

Can't believe they couldn't stop a single thing the Pats did for like a quarter and a half. That was awful. I felt the Garoppolopolous mauling coming, but it was too late by the time they started getting to him. I kinda did want to see them have to put the water boy in at QB, though, if BBQ Brisket went down.

So far, 2 for 2 on QBs this year and not a single stomp by Donkey Kong. We got the Browns next week and they're already on their third QB... another rookie; will Cody Kessler make it out alive?

I believe Edelman is the backup to BBQ Brisket.

[subzero]

I believe Edelman is the backup to BBQ Brisket.

Yeah, that's what the talking heads said. It's never good when you're on numbah four.

[Androidpk]

NOPE!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1849377/terrifying-33ft-anaconda-discovered-lurking-in-caves-near-dam-construction-site-in-brazil/

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/nintchdbpict000269676847.jpg?w=358

[Velfi]

Chopstick piano.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVHX3k-CsQo

http://i.imgur.com/uPqFd5h.gif

[peam]

https://i.redd.it/mxim7osaqqkx.jpg

Mine say "I'm high as fuck bring me a taquito"

[Allereli]

The Smithsonian Museum of African American History and Culture

Well worth the visit, the lines, and the crowds

[Warriorbird]

The Smithsonian Museum of African American History and Culture

Well worth the visit, the lines, and the crowds

Good. Gonna try to take my students.

[Wrathbringer]

Good. Gonna try to take my students.

Sounds boring. Why do we need an entire museum to say Africa jungle folk, then slaves in america, then professional sports stars? It's not that much.

[Velfi]

4man boost in CS GO.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_74un1Pxnk

http://i.imgur.com/J6eNKid.gif

[Velfi]

I can't even


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PP1AK1Aqis

[Androidpk]

Yer a spider, Harry!

[Velfi]

Fresh off shredding the best Go players in the world, Google's DeepMind is now going to try and tackle StarCraft 2.

[Velfi]

This little dude deserves a full length action movie.

https://streamable.com/0z8g

[drauz]

Thats a big one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScELODSs6T0

[Fallen]

https://twitter.com/FurysFightPicks/status/800199139753652224

Probably the best belly to back suplex i've seen in MMA.

[Fallen]

Thats a big one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScELODSs6T0

Hah, I just had to delete my second video I linked as it was this one. That shark is as big as Jaws.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/1HQU6xY.gif

[MotleyCrew]

Be responsible. Don't Drink and drive this holiday season. Please.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2mf8DtWWd8

Warning: Graphic Video

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH1bv9fAxiY

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1L15xehfEA

http://i.imgur.com/oLbsCsj.gif

[Tgo01]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1L15xehfEA

http://i.imgur.com/oLbsCsj.gif

It's no clock boy clock, but it's alright.

[Velfi]

It's no clock boy clock, but it's alright.

I don't even care about the watch tbh, the operations in the video to make the parts to those kinds of tolerances, at that scale.... just incredible.

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvLmcRZte78

[Velfi]

This gnarly little dude is only 6.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6QCFV_pw8

And that ollie of the 11-stair at 3:50.

http://i.imgur.com/j0mtPrJ.gif

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/sBi4oA5.jpg

[Taernath]

http://i.imgur.com/sBi4oA5.jpg

Remember when Trix were round before they were fruit shapes?

[Methais]

Remember when Trix were round before they were fruit shapes?

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/15682743_10154240265763087_699979677_n.gif?_nc_ad= z-m&oh=0865b74af2654a0ebf90f6aa91ac597d&oe=585D802B

[Gelston]

Remember when Trix were round before they were fruit shapes?

Yeah, I thought they were always round? Guess I missed the fruit shaped era and they went back to being round again.

[Taernath]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/15682743_10154240265763087_699979677_n.gif?_nc_ad= z-m&oh=0865b74af2654a0ebf90f6aa91ac597d&oe=585D802B

Get a load of this millennial.


Yeah, I thought they were always round? Guess I missed the fruit shaped era and they went back to being round again.

When they went fruit-shaped they were so hard they cut my mouth a little and I never had them again.

[Gelston]

The cereal originally used spherical cereal pieces, but in 1991, were changed to puffed fruit-shaped pieces. In 2007, they reverted to their original shape in the United States. However, they maintained the fruit-shaped pieces in Mexico.

Trix was 46% sugar when it was first released in 1955, goddamn.

[Velfi]

Crow ears.

http://i.imgur.com/4y3igas.gifv

Linking the .gifv version since it loads a lot faster and is more clear.

[Fallen]

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/SQ63QJY1NBv1kwwYMAffrCqybRA=/1000x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7746001/jbareham_170103_1351_0026.0.jpeg

LG's new 4k OLED is the thickness of a little more than a credit card.

http://www.theverge.com/ces/2017/1/4/14155650/lg-oled-4k-tv-w-ces-2017-specs-release-date

[Archigeek]

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/SQ63QJY1NBv1kwwYMAffrCqybRA=/1000x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7746001/jbareham_170103_1351_0026.0.jpeg

LG's new 4k OLED is the thickness of a little more than a credit card.

http://www.theverge.com/ces/2017/1/4/14155650/lg-oled-4k-tv-w-ces-2017-specs-release-date

That is pretty amazing. I'm still using an old plasma screen and I love the picture it produces, but this is impressive.

[Methais]

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/15826187_10154538883247535_630776627944602786_n.jp g?oh=57cb6a0c3d789a90b0b3409328a8f020&oe=58DC3B5A

[Taernath]

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/15826187_10154538883247535_630776627944602786_n.jp g?oh=57cb6a0c3d789a90b0b3409328a8f020&oe=58DC3B5A

You don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[Gelston]

You don't think it be like it is, but it do.

stop trying to stop people from stopping to help someone.

[Thondalar]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/04/facebook-live-stream-video-man-attacked-chicago-trump


:wtf:

[Gelston]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/04/facebook-live-stream-video-man-attacked-chicago-trump


:wtf:

Yeah. They're being charged with hate crimes too.

[Wrathbringer]

Yeah. They're being charged with hate crimes too.

I was shocked to discover that they're all black. Not really.

[Candor]

Lock them up and throw away the keys.

[Methais]

Yeah. They're being charged with hate crimes too.

But but I thought only white people could be racist and guilty of hate crimes?

I wonder if BLM will riot after they're convicted. Or if Obama will pardon them on his way out while he's already in give zero fucks mode.

[Thondalar]

Hey look, I wasn't asking for all that.

Politicizing and tribalizing bullshit like this gets us nowhere. Call this what it is...the darkest depths of human depravity. Tying up a mentally disabled person and torturing them for hours...I'm not a huge fan of "Eye for an Eye", but...I might make an exception in this case.

The fact it even happened is bad enough, regardless of context...but add to it...fucking FB Live? Stream your own debauchery, complete and total lack of any sort of moral compass...any shred of anything that makes most of us human...all the rest of us of all nations, races, creeds, and colors who are absolutely appalled by this...

These "people" are fucking sick. Anyone who doesn't call them out immediately needs to have a serious sit-down with their own conscience.

[drauz]

Hey look, I wasn't asking for all that.

Politicizing and tribalizing bullshit like this gets us nowhere. Call this what it is...the darkest depths of human depravity. Tying up a mentally disabled person and torturing them for hours...I'm not a huge fan of "Eye for an Eye", but...I might make an exception in this case.

The fact it even happened is bad enough, regardless of context...but add to it...fucking FB Live? Stream your own debauchery, complete and total lack of any sort of moral compass...any shred of anything that makes most of us human...all the rest of us of all nations, races, creeds, and colors who are absolutely appalled by this...

These "people" are fucking sick. Anyone who doesn't call them out immediately needs to have a serious sit-down with their own conscience.

They are saying they held him for 24-48 hrs. These videos are but mere snippets of what was done to this person.

[Thondalar]

They are saying they held him for 24-48 hrs. These videos are but mere snippets of what was done to this person.

AND mentally disabled/disadvantaged person...this guy had jack dick to do with anything anyone would have any reason to be mad about...other than being an easy target.

Sick, sick, sick.

[Thondalar]

Now they're saying they might not charge it as a hate crime...

Hey, Chicago, I hear that being soft on crime is working out great for you guys. Keep up the good work.

[drauz]

Now they're saying they might not charge it as a hate crime...

Hey, Chicago, I hear that being soft on crime is working out great for you guys. Keep up the good work.

Hate crimes are generally Federal cases right? Give it exactly 2 weeks and see if this changes.

[Tgo01]

Hate crimes are generally Federal cases right? Give it exactly 2 weeks and see if this changes.

There is a federal hate crime but every state has their own hate crime laws too.

[drauz]

There is a federal hate crime but every state has their own hate crime laws too.

Do people ever get charged under the Federal laws for it?

[Thondalar]

Do people ever get charged under the Federal laws for it?

Probably not under an Obama administration.

Sorry...had to.

Reality is, Obama signed the...in true Washington fashion, and I'm not making this up...ADDITION TO A DEFENSE AUTHORIZATION BILL THAT OH BY THE WAY ADDED GAYS AS A CATEGORY FOR FEDERAL HATE CRIMES....BECAUSE THAT HAS SO MUCH TO DO WITH THE DEFENSE BUDGET.

Don't get it twisted, I'm not hating on the fact gays were added to the Federal Hate Crimes statutes...or even touching on the fact that the entire thing was just lip service, and you'll already be charged with multiple felonies regardless...I'm hating on how it was implemented. Defense Authorization Bill? Seriously?

As to your query...I have no idea. I'd guess so, at some point. I'd have to look in to that, and I'm really not in any capacity to look in to anything right now.

[Methais]

Probably not under an Obama administration.

Sorry...had to.

Reality is, Obama signed the...in true Washington fashion, and I'm not making this up...ADDITION TO A DEFENSE AUTHORIZATION BILL THAT OH BY THE WAY ADDED GAYS AS A CATEGORY FOR FEDERAL HATE CRIMES....BECAUSE THAT HAS SO MUCH TO DO WITH THE DEFENSE BUDGET.

Don't get it twisted, I'm not hating on the fact gays were added to the Federal Hate Crimes statutes...or even touching on the fact that the entire thing was just lip service, and you'll already be charged with multiple felonies regardless...I'm hating on how it was implemented. Defense Authorization Bill? Seriously?

As to your query...I have no idea. I'd guess so, at some point. I'd have to look in to that, and I'm really not in any capacity to look in to anything right now.

Makes about as much sense as the government taking over student loans being part of Obamacare.

[Fallen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngyiZj0OPFM

[Methais]

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16142891_10154580646682535_6448105474718816485_n.j pg?oh=9edce3ff8f04752f95009577c13e8cd8&oe=59113264

[Methais]

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16174471_573366026202167_7567708248435153726_n.jpg ?oh=8d2d7985ed5f665f670c0be184003f00&oe=590A261F

[Tgo01]

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16174471_573366026202167_7567708248435153726_n.jpg ?oh=8d2d7985ed5f665f670c0be184003f00&oe=590A261F

I don't see it :(

[Viekn]

I don't see it :(

The book pages are the hair of someone's face in her lap?

[Tgo01]

The book pages are the hair of someone's face in her lap?

Ohhh now I see it.

[subzero]

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16142891_10154580646682535_6448105474718816485_n.j pg?oh=9edce3ff8f04752f95009577c13e8cd8&oe=59113264

Jesus, that must have been a pain in the arse. Shoulda tried to do it on something/some way that it would stick and could be used somehow.

[Fallen]

http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope

I don't understand people that stand. Makes no sense, but apparently 50% of people do it. Same with wadding versus folding. Wadding seems like what a child would do.

[Methais]

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16681586_1878242999074810_6453906607180583872_n.jp g?oh=7f779f2ba2ad71f906fdb5c89cb2c178&oe=59382FFC

[Velfi]

Nigel Jones hippie jumping a trampoline. Starts around 13:55, lands it at 15:40.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwOoWZkFV_Q

http://i.imgur.com/t8W6UW6.gif

[Velfi]

Pretty rad craftsmanship.

https://i.imgur.com/9Mzmlmp.gif

[Fallen]

SpaceX to Fly Passengers On Private Trip Around the Moon in 2018
http://www.space.com/35844-elon-musk-spacex-announcement-today.html

That's one hell of a sight seeing tour.

[Velfi]

K Brad is a straight savage. Just watched this happen live during Final Round XX.

https://clips.twitch.tv/ExcitedCredulousSnoodBuddhaBar

[drauz]

Cape Town Cycle Tour cancelled because of high winds!

http://i.imgur.com/X2UBrS3.gif

[Methais]

Home owner turned sprinklers on before leaving to escape Kansas wildfires. Came home to this.
https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17264238_10211017495346248_6554681819250833425_n.j pg?oh=73ac35881634390e351783981c65a51b&oe=593004EA

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5ymk35/homeowner_turned_his_sprinklers_on_before_leaving/

[Gelston]

So, I read comments.... The sprinklers probably did little if anything. The well groomed and maintained yard (green, short grass rather than tall dry grass), the road acting as a firebreak, and the well maintained trees and such are likely what saved the house.

[Fallen]

https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/004/846/448/large/joel-kilpatrick-bird-person-s-big-day.jpg?1486684759

This artist is amazing: https://www.artstation.com/artist/kilpatrick

[Gelston]

Is that fucking Rick and Morty? Badass.

[Velfi]

Dax Shepard is a beast.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFU8E0hSqKU

[Latrinsorm]

http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/stanley-1.jpg (http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2017/03/arinze-stanley-hyperrealistic-portraits/)

Drawn with pencil and charcoal (http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2017/03/arinze-stanley-hyperrealistic-portraits/).

[Methais]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17457631_10154792452847535_952614527930424211_n.jp g?oh=fec425243e96c1a470abf0aee8bd4b5a&oe=5969E7FB

[Velfi]

https://streamable.com/dm7jk

[Androidpk]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17457631_10154792452847535_952614527930424211_n.jp g?oh=fec425243e96c1a470abf0aee8bd4b5a&oe=5969E7FB

What movie is that!?

[Fallen]

Summer School.

[Methais]

What movie is that!?

Go home and watch Summer School and learn the ways of Chainsaw and Dave.

And that guy from NCIS before he was that guy from NCIS.

[Androidpk]

Oh I'm familiar with Summer School, seen it a bunch of times, just having a brain fart moment.

[Wrathbringer]

Oh I'm familiar with Summer School, seen it a bunch of times, just having a brain fart moment.

Are you sure it wasn't a brain shart?

[Methais]

https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/products/19772263/views/1,width=800,height=800,appearanceId=16,version=147 8496810/brain-shart-men-s-t-shirt.jpg

[Velfi]

Front flip in a monster truck.

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/845959973473566720

[Methais]

When you realize that Actraiser (SNES) put its soundtrack in the wrong game:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7_9Q05SgJQ

[Methais]

I haven't actually watched this yet, but I'm gonna give it the benefit of the doubt and assume it's mindblowing:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJO7bcRVPvI

[Gelston]

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/17554321_671137163011292_7211416065374884733_n.jpg ?oh=925b65f0c8fb49fb292077dc10d5d233&oe=599990C4

That wedding cake though

[Androidpk]

This is one rad recruitment video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q5R8cNbYJQ

[Androidpk]

Any of you see this batshitcrazy stuff?

http://imgur.com/gallery/EQtvA

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXe1tQDroEo

[LivderaDeralleur]

This is research posted from late last year, but still amazing - they managed to regrow some of the optic nerve in mice and restored some vision. Optic nerves, like the spinal cord, can't regenerate on their own, so this is big news for the research on treatment for paralysis and blindness due to optic nerve trauma or glaucoma. Still several years out from clinical application, but good first steps.

http://www.visionaware.org/blog/visionaware-blog/new-research-neuroscientists-regenerate-damaged-optic-nerves-in-mice-which-may-lead-to-future-treatment-for-glaucoma-or-other-optic-nerve-disorders/12

There is also a brain implant/Geordi from Star Trek type visor thing going to clinical trials sometime this year. The other blindness-curing implants have all been retinal implants, which require an intact optic nerve to function. This new bionic eye bypasses the optic nerve and goes right to the brain.

My vision loss is from damaged optic nerves, so this is all awesome - maybe I'll be able to get some limited vision back at some point.

(Though I am kind of squicked out at the thought of getting a brain implant. We'll see.)

[Parkbandit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNNfYU_019s

You seriously don't see him pushing down on the towel, making himself a pound lighter?

:wtf::break: :confused:

[Fallen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNNfYU_019s

You seriously don't see him pushing down on the towel, making himself a pound lighter?

:wtf::break: :confused:

That's nuts. I'm glad he made weight, though.

[Parkbandit]

That's nuts. I'm glad he made weight, though.

I hope he loses now.

[MotleyCrew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNNfYU_019s

You seriously don't see him pushing down on the towel, making himself a pound lighter?

:wtf::break: :confused:

This 'blew your mind'? Really? Blew your mind....

[Parkbandit]

This 'blew your mind'? Really? Blew your mind....

It didn't make me smile. Or laugh. It "blew my mind" on how the announcer could be this dumb.

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNNfYU_019s

You seriously don't see him pushing down on the towel, making himself a pound lighter?

:wtf::break: :confused:

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/636/416/556.jpg

[Fallen]

A girl was found living among monkeys in an Indian forest. How she got there is a mystery.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/04/07/a-girl-was-found-living-among-monkeys-in-an-indian-forest-how-she-got-there-is-a-mystery/?utm_term=.89192bbcb9f5

[Methais]

A girl was found living among monkeys in an Indian forest. How she got there is a mystery.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/04/07/a-girl-was-found-living-among-monkeys-in-an-indian-forest-how-she-got-there-is-a-mystery/?utm_term=.89192bbcb9f5

I hope the monkeys find her and mob up and bring her home.

[Methais]

Everything in here:
http://imgur.com/gallery/TlACS

Cool photos that aren't photoshopped

[rolfard]

I hope the monkeys find her and mob up and bring her home.


https://youtu.be/5HCWBaPjcRQ

[Fallen]

Trump dropped a MOAB on Afghanistan.

http://www.businessinsider.com/us-moab-mother-of-all-bombs-isis-afghanistan-2017-4

[Methais]

http://imgur.com/gallery/vFkuf

Dude's entire house is built out of Legos.

Interior and exterior.

[Wrathbringer]

http://imgur.com/gallery/vFkuf

Dude's entire house is built out of Legos.

Interior and exterior.

No lego toilet? I want my 5 minutes back.

[Methais]

No lego toilet? I want my 5 minutes back.

They never said there wasn't one, and they did say the house was fully functional.

And there's this as a backup:
http://i.imgur.com/gBJdUrJ.jpg

[Wrathbringer]

They never said there wasn't one, and they did say the house was fully functional.

And there's this as a backup:
http://i.imgur.com/gBJdUrJ.jpg

Yeah, I saw the sink, but I wanted to see the toilet with a little lego turd in it or something.

[Androidpk]

Seems like one big gimmick to me..

[Androidpk]

Is this real life???

Saudi Arabia elected to UN women's rights commission
http://thehill.com/policy/international/un-treaties/330149-saudi-arabia-elected-to-un-womens-right-commission#.WP0jyiF3BhJ.twitter