Thread for things that blew your mind today.

[WRoss]

I learned that the voice of Megatron is the same guy that played Agent Smith in the Matrix. Hugo weaving also played Elrond.

[Axhinde]

Elrond. And yes, Hugo Weaving is, and always will be, awesome.

[Latrinsorm]

Saw part of Dark Knight today. Christian Bale was in Newsies.

[4a6c1]

I learned that the voice of Megatron is the same guy that played Agent Smith in the Matrix. Hugo weaving also played Elrond.

neat

[diethx]

I dunno, the Fens as a park looks suspiciously penis shaped, with the water being a big kinda vein running down it.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.............

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/alokpinto/thefens.jpg

The fact that TheE thought this park looked even remotely like a penis... and now I'm curious to see what his weiner looks like. Morbidly curious, you might say.

[4a6c1]

:lol:

Brilliant thread Ross.

[Liagala]

The fact that TheE thought this park looked even remotely like a penis... and now I'm curious to see what his weiner looks like. Morbidly curious, you might say.
TheE sees penis everywhere. I wouldn't worry too much.

[Back]

Who closes the door when the bus driver leaves the bus?

[Anebriated]

Who closes the door when the bus driver leaves the bus?

got stuck on the shortbus again huh?

[waywardgs]

Who closes the door when the bus driver leaves the bus?

The bus does, dude. The bus does.

[Soulpieced]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

[TheEschaton]

The fact that TheE thought this park looked even remotely like a penis... and now I'm curious to see what his weiner looks like. Morbidly curious, you might say.

Obviously you've never seen a limp, uncut penis.


Oh yeah, I just went there.

[Reltov420]

Got on a climb called 'Cherry Red' in the red river gorge this afternoon. It blew my mind. The first 5.14a I've been on, and I think that if I work the hell out of it, it's going to go down. I did all the moves, linking it is not far away. Back at Miguel's (campground, gear store, restaurant) for a little whiskey and slackline, back at it tomorrow!

Go climbing guys! Come climb with me in Kentucky if your close, I'll be here for weeks!

[diethx]

Obviously you've never seen a limp, uncut penis.


Oh yeah, I just went there.

Or maybe I just haven't seen some weird deformed penis like what you're used to, I guess?

[Kuyuk]

Obviously you've never seen a limp, uncut penis.


Oh yeah, I just went there.

I am pretty sure I sent her a photo of one way back when we started the cock showing thread......

[Asha]

A lazer pointer.
I am a cat.

[WRoss]

Kelly Osbourne is hosting Miss America. She is ugly and she's a Brit. I'm offended.

[diethx]

Kelly Osbourne is hosting Miss America. She is ugly and she's a Brit. I'm offended.

That's probably why she's hosting and not competing.

[NocturnalRob]

Kelly Osbourne is hosting Miss America. She is ugly and she's a Brit. I'm offended.
Just keep looking at Miss Alabama. Your rage will subside.

[WRoss]

I liked Miss Texas better. Miss Alabama looked completely clueless.

[NocturnalRob]

I liked Miss Texas better. Miss Alabama looked completely clueless.
...

[pabstblueribbon]

I liked Miss Texas better. Miss Alabama looked completely clueless.

AHEM..EXCUSE ME.

We're trying to objectify women over here..

How rude.

[Reltov420]

'Cherry red' 5.14a, crushed it this morning. Rest day, then 'God's own stone', another .14a that I've heard great things about. Get some.

You don't have to climb hard to have blast here, check out the online guidebook. www.redriverclimbing.com

[4a6c1]

Smelled gunfire in my sleep. Woke up at 4 am. Heard nothing. Kept the lights off. Grabbed the Teeball bat. Ninja walked to the french doors in the dark and peered out the shades. Nothing happening. Waited for something to happen. While I was waiting realized I was sleepwalking. Turned on the news saw that WILDFIRES WERE BURNING TEXAS ALIVE. Went back to sleep. Woke up 5 hours later. Tripped over bat.

[WRoss]

Smelled gunfire in my sleep. Woke up at 4 am. Heard nothing. Kept the lights off. Grabbed the Teeball bat. Ninja walked to the french doors in the dark and peered out the shades. Nothing happening. Waited for something to happen. While I was waiting realized I was sleepwalking. Turned on the news saw that WILDFIRES WERE BURNING TEXAS ALIVE. Went back to sleep. Woke up 5 hours later. Tripped over bat.

I had a dream in Hebrew two nights ago. Funny thing is, I don't speak Hebrew! I woke up and looked up a few words and......they are actually Hebrew. The subconscious is a funny thing.

[4a6c1]

Haha. Nice. What were the words?

[thefarmer]

Probably, "How old are you?" and 'Surprise!"

[Bobmuhthol]

A lazer pointer.
I am a cat.

Quoting to show my support because I can't rep.

[WRoss]

Hashem, Haran, Mashiach, then there were some other words I couldn't figure out how to spell.

[4a6c1]

oK Ross. I dont actually speak Hebrew. What were they in engrish?

[NocturnalRob]

oK Ross. I dont actually speak Hebrew. What were they in engrish?
Tradition!

[WRoss]

Hashem = God
Haran = Some dude from the Old Testament
Mashiach = The Messiah

[WRoss]

Upon second glance at those words, that blows my mind more......I think I'm just going to ignore that that happened and not think it means anything.

[4a6c1]

That's pretty awesome.

[Stanley Burrell]

Hashem = God
Haran = Some dude from the Old Testament
Mashiach = The Messiah

You know too much. Expect to be shadowed by govertment employees who want you to decipher the stock market. Then some Hassidic Jews are going to save you, but you'll have to translate the 120-something-long name of God, but you'll be like, "nah, chill."

Then, something with ... a drill? And your neighbors are Asian? A brain in a subway station.

I have to watch the movie again, sorry.

[Bobmuhthol]

Gnome Rage.

[joehollywood]

At least the dream wasn't in Hebrew text. With words like God, Messiah, and old crusty Jewish dudes from the bible, you could have been having a vision of the second coming. If the format was in either wizard or stormfront though, it could have just been a religeous proclamation that monks were coming RSN.

[WRoss]

This isn't the first time I've had a dream in a language I don't know. Though usually, the only words I remember are somewhat common or frequent words. Probably just my subconscious recalling those words and filling in the rest of the speech with mumbo jumbo make believe filler.

[Latrinsorm]

You know too much. Expect to be shadowed by govertment employees who want you to decipher the stock market. Then some Hassidic Jews are going to save you, but you'll have to translate the 120-something-long name of God, but you'll be like, "nah, chill."

Then, something with ... a drill? And your neighbors are Asian? A brain in a subway station.

I have to watch the movie again, sorry.It still bothers me so much that the supposed math guy accused the Jews of having tried every possible 216-character combination for the name of God when they could only try it once a year. Really, math guy? Come on.

What blew my mind today: the guy behind Bon Iver is Tom Waits' son.

Ok, technically speaking he's not. But it would make so much sense if he was.

[Tsa`ah]

Mashiach = The Messiah

In the messianic tradition ... otherwise just "annointed" ... as with oil and perfume and feet.

[NocturnalRob]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/9d0d3be9-a705-4101-bf45-689c7fb9e1e5.gif

[Drakefang]

http://www.failepicfail.com//epic-fail/1102/-epic-fail-1298105306.jpg

[WRoss]

Those are airsoft guns as well.

[Drakefang]

Those are airsoft guns as well.

OMG! Do you know her?

[4a6c1]

I need to avatar that.

[pabstblueribbon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rE0-ek6MZA&feature=related

Epic rap battles. Machoman & Hogan Vs Kim Jong-il.

[Gnome Rage]

Something that blew my mind today: Bob still pretending to obsess over me, even though it didn't work the first time. If him getting my full name, school and phone number without me giving it didn't creep me out enough to make me go away - I don't think this will either...

Mind. Blown.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_litm3ryRy51qenyex.jpg

[diethx]

Bob still pretending to obsess over me, even though it didn't work the first time.

I heard it did work.

[Gnome Rage]

I heard it did work.

I'm still here aren't I? Thus, it didn't work.

Even if it freaked me out for 20 minutes.

[Bobmuhthol]

You know what really blows my mind? The following progression:

Gnome Rage joins the forum, is an immediate attention whore.
I give her shit for doing/saying stupid things; she is upset.
I stop after a while and instead focus on her positive traits.
She starts IMing me and I am nothing but nice to her.
It quickly becomes apparent that she has some sort of mental deficiency and has already determined in her own mind that my intentions are to torture her and nothing else, despite her contacting me first.
In turn, I can't hold a real conversation with her because nothing I do or say is interpreted in any manner outside of my obvious need to hurt her.
Google tells me a lot about her; I relay the information to her, because for some reason she doesn't think this is possible.
She throws a complete fit and makes up some story about being so frightened of me that she is sobbing and vomiting.
She threatens to involve police.
She gets other people involved who attempt to help her only to discover that I did nothing wrong.
It is discovered that she doctored IM logs in an attempt to paint an entirely different picture of me.
When I apologize to her for very unintentionally making her uncomfortable, she dismisses the apology as an attempt to persuade her not to call police since my arrest is clearly inevitable in this situation.
I stop dealing with her in any manner for a while.
I eventually stop not dealing with her by not ignoring her on the forum anymore.
She immediately goes back to detailing this non-existent plan I have to ruin her life.

Blows my mind.

[Gnome Rage]

I only see a few flaws with that.

I said I COULD involve the police - and I didn't doctor AIM logs.

Oh and I think I said that I FELT like vomiting.

Oh Oh. and the fact that you go out of your way to mention me, such as this thread, when I didn't even post in it. Hm. Other than that, I think your account is fairly accurate - although biased.

[Paradii]

Bitches be tripping..

[Bobmuhthol]

I only see a few flaws with that.

I said I COULD involve the police - and I didn't doctor AIM logs.

Oh and I think I said that I FELT like vomiting.

Oh Oh. and the fact that you go out of your way to mention me, such as this thread, when I didn't even post in it. Hm. Other than that, I think your account is fairly accurate - although biased.

I don't think you're helping your case.

[Gnome Rage]

But I'm being honest, why would I deny what happened?

You went out of your way to get my information - regardless of how easy it was, you took the time to do it in order to prove something to me, what it was I'm still a bit foggy on.

[pabstblueribbon]

Wtf?

[Gnome Rage]

Wtf?

Obviously I'm crazy.

[Paradii]

http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/media/13/obvious-master.jpg

[Tgo01]

I said I COULD involve the police - and I didn't doctor AIM logs.

Yes I think that's what he meant by you threatening to get the police involved.


Oh and I think I said that I FELT like vomiting.

Of everything Bob said this is the only thing you have to refute?

[Gnome Rage]

Everything he said is technically correct, although laced with bias. That is generally the series of events.

[NocturnalRob]

Nice nips.

http://playeraffinity.com/images/Glenn-Close-Alex-Forrest-Fatal-Attraction_best-movie-villains.jpg

You know what really blows my mind? The following progression:

Gnome Rage joins the forum, is an immediate attention whore.
I give her shit for doing/saying stupid things; she is upset.
I stop after a while and instead focus on her positive traits.
She starts IMing me and I am nothing but nice to her.
It quickly becomes apparent that she has some sort of mental deficiency and has already determined in her own mind that my intentions are to torture her and nothing else, despite her contacting me first.
In turn, I can't hold a real conversation with her because nothing I do or say is interpreted in any manner outside of my obvious need to hurt her.
Google tells me a lot about her; I relay the information to her, because for some reason she doesn't think this is possible.
She throws a complete fit and makes up some story about being so frightened of me that she is sobbing and vomiting.
She threatens to involve police.
She gets other people involved who attempt to help her only to discover that I did nothing wrong.
It is discovered that she doctored IM logs in an attempt to paint an entirely different picture of me.
When I apologize to her for very unintentionally making her uncomfortable, she dismisses the apology as an attempt to persuade her not to call police since my arrest is clearly inevitable in this situation.
I stop dealing with her in any manner for a while.
I eventually stop not dealing with her by not ignoring her on the forum anymore.
She immediately goes back to detailing this non-existent plan I have to ruin her life.

Blows my mind.

[Tgo01]

Everything he said is technically correct, although laced with bias.

I'm confused. That is like little Billy telling his mom that Jake broke the window by throwing a rock through it then Jake saying "Well yeah mom that is technically correct by it's laced with bias."

[Gnome Rage]

You know what really blows my mind? The following progression:

Gnome Rage joins the forum, is an immediate attention whore.
I give her shit for doing/saying stupid things; she is upset.
I stop after a while and instead focus on her positive traits.
She starts IMing me (to ask him to stop being a creep) and I am nothing but nice to her (in an even more creepy way)
It quickly becomes apparent that my intentions are to torture her and nothing else, despite her contacting me first.
In turn, I can't hold a real conversation with her because nothing I do or say is interpreted in any manner outside of my obvious need to hurt her
Google tells me a lot about her; I relay the information to her, because I said he didn't even know my name (after telling me how in looooovee with me he was)
She is upset because he took the joke too far (by texting me "hey baby" after telling me my full name and school and implying he REALLY wanted to have sex with me)
She says the police COULD be involved.
She calls Nikki for insight because she's upset about the happenings.
When I apologize to her for very unintentionally making her uncomfortable, she dismisses the apology because I have never once been sincere.
I stop dealing with her in any manner for a while.
I eventually stop not dealing with her by mentioning her name at random points in threads that she hasn't even been talking in.
She immediately goes back to detailing this plan to upset her.

Blows my mind.

If I were to edit the information to my perspective (which is probably also biased)

[diethx]

You know what really blows my mind? The following progression:

Gnome Rage joins the forum, is an immediate attention whore.
I give her shit for doing/saying stupid things; she is upset.
I stop after a while and instead focus on her positive traits.
She starts IMing me and I am nothing but nice to her.
It quickly becomes apparent that she has some sort of mental deficiency and has already determined in her own mind that my intentions are to torture her and nothing else, despite her contacting me first.
In turn, I can't hold a real conversation with her because nothing I do or say is interpreted in any manner outside of my obvious need to hurt her.
Google tells me a lot about her; I relay the information to her, because for some reason she doesn't think this is possible.
She throws a complete fit and makes up some story about being so frightened of me that she is sobbing and vomiting.
She threatens to involve police.
She gets other people involved who attempt to help her only to discover that I did nothing wrong.
It is discovered that she doctored IM logs in an attempt to paint an entirely different picture of me.
When I apologize to her for very unintentionally making her uncomfortable, she dismisses the apology as an attempt to persuade her not to call police since my arrest is clearly inevitable in this situation.
I stop dealing with her in any manner for a while.
I eventually stop not dealing with her by not ignoring her on the forum anymore.
She immediately goes back to detailing this non-existent plan I have to ruin her life.

Blows my mind.

Jesus, :rofl:


I don't think you're helping your case.

Pretty much. Poor Bob. No, I take that back - poor PC as a whole.

[4a6c1]

..........

[Tgo01]

..........

Such a foul mouth.

[NocturnalRob]

Bob, it's okay to have sex with a female. They're not all like this.
















That's a lie.

[4a6c1]

>>>>Gnome Rage joins the forum, is an immediate attention whore.
I give her shit for doing/saying stupid things; she is upset.
I stop after a while and instead focus on her positive traits.
She starts IMing me (to ask him to stop being a creep) and I am nothing but nice to her (in an even more creepy way)
It quickly becomes apparent that my intentions are to torture her and nothing else, despite her contacting me first.
In turn, I can't hold a real conversation with her because nothing I do or say is interpreted in any manner outside of my obvious need to hurt her
Google tells me a lot about her; I relay the information to her, because I said he didn't even know my name (after telling me how in looooovee with me he was)
She is upset because he took the joke too far (by texting me "hey baby" after telling me my full name and school and implying he REALLY wanted to have sex with me)
She says the police COULD be involved.
She calls Nikki for insight because she's upset about the happenings.
When I apologize to her for very unintentionally making her uncomfortable, she dismisses the apology because I have never once been sincere.
I stop dealing with her in any manner for a while.
I eventually stop not dealing with her by mentioning her name at random points in threads that she hasn't even been talking in.
She immediately goes back to detailing this plan to upset her.

Blows my mind.


Quoting style in honor of The Bobbers.

The Bobbers! From her perspective your actions are looking creepy.

[Tgo01]

Can anyone link some of the posts where Bob was being 'a creep' towards her that caused her to feel the need to IM him to tell him to stop being a creep?

[Bobmuhthol]

This is all I have access to at the moment since the conversations occurred on different computers: http://pastebin.com/yAMqvmhA

[4a6c1]

Can anyone link some of the posts where Bob was being 'a creep' towards her that caused her to feel the need to IM him to tell him to stop being a creep?

This is moreso what I'm talking about.

>>>by texting me "hey baby" after telling me my full name and school and implying he REALLY wanted to have sex with me)

JUST SAYIN. It's creepers.

[diethx]

I dunno. If it were me and some guy was being a creep to me on the internet in public in front of all the other forum members, the LAST thing I'd do is IM him privately to "ask him to not be a creep". I wouldn't instigate ANY type of private conversation and that's why I'm calling bullshit.

[NocturnalRob]

I dunno. If it were me and some guy was being a creep to me on the internet in public in front of all the other forum members, the LAST thing I'd do is IM him privately to "ask him to not be a creep". I wouldn't instigate ANY type of private conversation and that's why I'm calling bullshit.
That's true. You just seek out teh cyberz

[pabstblueribbon]

I skimmed it. Fairly freakin creepy, but harmless nonetheless.

[diethx]

That's true. You just seek out teh cyberz

That was supposed to be a secret, wtf is wrong with you.

Also, that AIM conversation was ridiculous.

[Tgo01]

I skimmed it. Fairly freakin creepy, but harmless nonetheless.

I can see how someone could take some of those IMs as creepy, but assuming the conversation is real that's a far cry from "I just IMed him to ask him to stop being creepy! *sobs uncontrollably*"


Also, that AIM conversation was ridiculous.

Line 25 is awesome

(11:46:10 AM) Innocent Victim: lawl. Come to quincy market and act this way for realz. but don't buy me lunch because the state is buying me that

For those that don't read code as well as I do that's saying "OMG you are really creeping me out, please stop IMing me, please stop texting me, please stop telling me you love me, please just STOP!"

[diethx]

See, I read it as him being sarcastic and fucking with her because she craves the attention, which she was clearly enjoying in that conversation. Also, she types like a retarded crunch berry.

Then again maybe I'm wrong and the proper thing to do with an internet guy who creeps you out is to tell him where you're going to be on a certain date so he can show up, should he choose to.

[pabstblueribbon]

See, I read it as him being sarcastic and fucking with her because she craves the attention, which she was clearly enjoying in that conversation. Also, she types like a retarded crunch berry.

Then again maybe I'm wrong and the proper thing to do with an internet guy who creeps you out is to tell him where you're going to be on a certain date so he can show up, should he choose to.

I missed that part. Yeah, brought it on herself.

And LOL at retarded crunch berry..

[Bobmuhthol]

I just compiled the rest of the logs, and I got to the last one:

(12:45:47 PM) Gnome Rage: I just want you to know that I respect that you didn't take the opportunity to post anything about the other night and I thank you for that.

I guess I won't be posting it. What I did post was the earlier stuff where she isn't going batshit insane. I don't feel too bad about it either since she brought it up today in the first place.

[Androidpk]

Bob, it's okay to have sex with a female. They're not all like this.















That's a lie.


Amen!

[WRoss]

What blew my mind today? GR wants to fuck Bob, but won't admit it. Bob wants to fuck GR, but won't admit it. Instead, they act like they hate each other. High school!

[Sam]

I don't think Bob could handle it.

[Kuyuk]

I Got harry potter midnight showing tickets today!!!

[RichardCranium]

NSFW

planetass.tumblr.com

[Latrinsorm]

planetass.tumblr.comYou're not gonna believe it, but that link has some NSFW material.

[RichardCranium]

I don't believe it.

[Gnome Rage]

I especially liked the one that was photoshopped so her thighs didn't touch.

Good smudging.

[Androidpk]

Thank you RC.


http://i55.tinypic.com/2s19kkz.jpg

[RichardCranium]

Yeah, she knows the drill.

[NocturnalRob]

I especially liked the one that was photoshopped so her thighs didn't touch.

Good smudging.
No one cares what you think

[NocturnalRob]

NSFW

planetass.tumblr.com
Thank you. A thousand times, thank you.

[Back]

I can tell someone “I was moonwalking before you were born” with pride and dignity.

[Kaittee]

Realizing how fucked up/hilarious my neighbors are.


http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z404/kate44sc/0711011808.jpg

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z404/kate44sc/0711011750.jpg

[Tgo01]

Lol Belkin.

[Aylien]

This September will mark the 20th anniversary of the release of Nirvana's Nevermind.

I AM NOT THAT OLD!

[Kuyuk]

Nirvana was one of the worst music groups ever.

Their sound sucks IMO.

[Cephalopod]

http://cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/0712-lady-gaga-02-480x720.jpg

[4a6c1]

Watched Cat on a Hot Tin Roof with Elizabeth Taylor today. I could not peel my eyes away from the TV, it was so good. Acting looks to have once been a very skilled profession...

[Back]

If you want a good laugh watch Whose Afraid of Virginia Wolf. I highly recommend it as brilliant theatrical work presented on film by extremely talented people.


Watched Cat on a Hot Tin Roof with Elizabeth Taylor today. I could not peel my eyes away from the TV, it was so good. Acting looks to have once been a very skilled profession...

[4a6c1]

Thanks I will. I'm thinking about finding 'Giant' next. Not really into westerns but the list of big names on IMDb is hard to ignore.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049261/


Not sure why, but I'm burnt out on the big box office sequels that seem to roll out endlessly. They're all the same.

[NocturnalRob]

5 minutes of Kenny Powers/K-Swiss hilarity.

http://youtu.be/XI_9Yxr0blo

[diethx]

Learning that Lee Adama is British and stars on Law & Order: UK. He sounds so weird with a British accent.

It's always such a surprise when you find out that an actor you've seen a lot of is from some other country with a weird accent that just doesn't seem to fit.

[Ayamei]

This thread is silly

[Androidpk]

This thread is silly

You're silly.

[diethx]

Learning that Lee Adama is British and stars on Law & Order: UK. He sounds so weird with a British accent.

It's always such a surprise when you find out that an actor you've seen a lot of is from some other country with a weird accent that just doesn't seem to fit.


Thread for things that... 07-14-2011 10:59 AM Try Eric, Bill and Jason from Trueblood. Scandanavian, British and Australian. So weird.

Jason was one of the people I was thinking about as I made that post. Eric's accent is the same as on screen and Bill didn't surprise me, but when I first heard Jason speak in an interview I was like LOLWUT. He plays such a perfectly stupid hillbilly that I couldn't imagine any other accent coming out of his mouth.

Charlie Hunnam was another big surprise for me. He sounds so perfect on Sons of Anarchy that I was really surprised to find out he was British. Also that actor who plays the lead on that new show The Glades. He sounds more American than a lot of Americans do, that he's kind of on par with Hugh Laurie when it comes to accent-masking.

[Latrinsorm]

Learning that Lee Adama is British and stars on Law & Order: UK. He sounds so weird with a British accent.

It's always such a surprise when you find out that an actor you've seen a lot of is from some other country with a weird accent that just doesn't seem to fit.The weirdest part about that was he was in one of those California commercials with the various celebrities, and he still spoke in an American accent. What's up with that?

[Asha]

He's ashamed.

[Androidpk]

Learning that Lee Adama is British and stars on Law & Order: UK. He sounds so weird with a British accent.

It's always such a surprise when you find out that an actor you've seen a lot of is from some other country with a weird accent that just doesn't seem to fit.

Anna Torv!

<3

[4a6c1]

http://www.jazzradio.com/

and then i wasted an hour having a new second favorite kind of music.

[diethx]

The weirdest part about that was he was in one of those California commercials with the various celebrities, and he still spoke in an American accent. What's up with that?

He probably did it because he could. BECAUSE HE COULD.

[TheEschaton]

I felt the same way when I first heard Hugh Laurie speak in the real world, as opposed to on House. The guy is like a classically trained thespian or something.

[diethx]

I felt the same way when I first heard Hugh Laurie speak in the real world, as opposed to on House. The guy is like a classically trained thespian or something.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/03/bitoffryandlaurie_4_396x222.jpg

Also, one day I was flipping channels and I landed on a British movie with Hugh Laurie and Joely Richardson (Julia from Nip/Tuck). I knew both of them were British, and Joely definitely isn't as good at masking her Britishness as he is, but it still felt like some bizarro world. It was a pretty awful movie but I still watched a good bit of it because of their accents, lol.

[Asha]

Brits couldn't handle House at first. All British actors seem incredibly bad at American accents.
Why DO films hire British actors who they need to speak in an American accent?
I never understood that.

[Some Rogue]

Brits couldn't handle House at first. All British actors seem incredibly bad at American accents.
Why DO films hire British actors who they need to speak in an American accent?
I never understood that.


Well someone has to play the drug addicts with bad teeth and pasty skin. :medieval:

[TheEschaton]

Yes, and all Americans are nicely bronzed with perfect orthodo.ntics, and live clean, sober lives.

[diethx]

Yes, and all Americans are nicely bronzed with perfect orthodo.ntics, and live clean, sober lives.

Man, your sense of humor is unmatched.

[RichardCranium]

Yes, and all Americans are nicely bronzed with perfect orthodo.ntics, and live clean, sober lives.

Only we lucky few.

[Some Rogue]

Yes, and all Americans are nicely bronzed with perfect orthodo.ntics, and live clean, sober lives.

WOOOOOOOSH

[NocturnalRob]

http://chzdailywhat.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/cd5eff70-6bf7-4f76-88ff-e0d97d7e55d0.gif

[WRoss]

You won’t find it in the Guinness Book of World Records, but Andre the Giant holds the world record for the largest number of beers consumed in a single sitting. These were standard 12-ounce bottles of beer, nothing fancy, but during a six-hour period Andre drank 119 of them. It was one of the few times Andre got drunk enough to pass out, which he did in a hallway at his hotel. His companions, quite drunk themselves, couldn’t move the big man. Fearing trouble with cops, they stole a piano cover from the lounge and draped it over Andre’s inert form. He slept peacefully until morning, unmolested by anyone. Perhaps the hotel people thought he was a piece of furniture.

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html

[NocturnalRob]

Went to the Yankees/Orioles game tonight, and the Orioles actually managed to win.

[4a6c1]

"You laid on my naked body and applied your mouth to me without guilt or humiliation. You drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I awoke, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail. Only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears marks of your ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you. Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you...Flipping mosquito!!!!"

[diethx]

"You laid on my naked body and applied your mouth to me without guilt or humiliation. You drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I awoke, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail. Only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears marks of your ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you. Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you...Flipping mosquito!!!!"

Ahahaha, that rules.

[Elvenlady]

"You laid on my naked body and applied your mouth to me without guilt or humiliation. You drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I awoke, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail. Only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears marks of your ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you. Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you...Flipping mosquito!!!!"

That's hilarious and I'm shamelessly stealing it for my FB status.

[Back]

I wore a t-shirt inside out the other day and when I looked in the mirror the next morning for a split second it surprised me that it read the right way.

[Rinualdo]

Quadriplegic man (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43974835/ns/us_news-life/) dies in sky diving accident.

[Back]

I was craving some egg drop soup, two eggrolls, some combo fried rice, and some Hunan chicken with the little white box of rice with the wire top. The place down the block from me closed a while ago. My neighborhood has changed in the past 5 years. So I Googled.

Googling my zip code + chinese food or zip code + Hunan chicken yielded dreadful results. Places way to far to walk or even drive to. The one place I tried to drive to had lease signs in the window.

So I just drove and explored the next busiest street close by. And I found not only what I was looking for, but two other possible good take out locations. There was ample parking out side of a chinese food front, a Thai place, and the Mexican place all next door to each other in a quiet little urban stretch.

I found my egg drop soup, my two egg rolls, some combo fried rice, and some Hunan chicken. But thats not the mind blowing part of this story.

When I pulled in front and parked at my newly discovered take out place there was a construction sign there, and someone had written a name in black marker on it really small... almost like a signature.

It was my first name.

[Kuyuk]

http://5.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/37/56/a0bcb7061f9bfc3a04a8eb95558744d0.jpg

[Asha]

That's hilarious and I'm shamelessly stealing it for my FB status.

hahah you completely read my mind

[WRoss]

Jessie Slaughter's dad died last Thursday. I hope they backtrace who did it.

[4a6c1]

So sad. Consequences will never be the same. :(

[WRoss]

So sad. Consequences will never be the same. :(

He dun goofed.

[Rinualdo]

Jessie Slaughter's dad died last Thursday. I hope they backtrace who did it.

Good riddance (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/father-jessi-slaughter-busted-child-abuse-980637).

[WRoss]

Wayne Brady got his start doing the Ghost Busters show at Universal Studios.

[Tolwynn]

Chicago's 'Murder Castle' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes)

[Androidpk]

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/thelastcircus/

Fucking clowns.

[Back]

Anticor and Rojo have the top two most rep on these boards.

Their avatars bear a few striking similarities.

[Androidpk]

Apparently Gamestop has been opening all the PC copies of the new Deus Ex game and taking out the included promocode for a free onlive copy of the game and then selling the opened games as new. Now they are ordering a recall but still. Is that even legal?

http://kotaku.com/5834169/gamestop-pulls-pc-deus-ex-human-revolution-from-shelves-following-onlive-debacle?popular=true

[pabstblueribbon]

Steve Jobs resigns.

[Stanley Burrell]

Steve Jobs resigns.

He might be counting days at this point. Pale death beats equally at the poor man's gate and at the palaces of kings.

[Back]

Apparently Gamestop has been opening all the PC copies of the new Deus Ex game and taking out the included promocode for a free onlive copy of the game and then selling the opened games as new. Now they are ordering a recall but still. Is that even legal?

http://kotaku.com/5834169/gamestop-pulls-pc-deus-ex-human-revolution-from-shelves-following-onlive-debacle?popular=true

Fuck pay to play. PS3 for life!

[NocturnalRob]

At the Reeeeeeeeed House!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnOyMSEWNT

[Androidpk]

Shit like this cracks me up.

http://www.gazette.com/articles/jury-123946-burglar-lot.html#ixzz1WAJvzqf5

[Kuyuk]

Thats dumb as shit.

[Tgo01]

I love how part of the award was for 'loss of future earnings' when the guys friend admits he took meth and stole shit in order to buy more drugs. How do you base 'future earnings' on this type of guy? In stolen goods and abusing the welfare system?

[Bobmuhthol]

He was 20 years old; if he had a degree and the potential to work a well-paying job, the future earnings valuation would be closer to or more than $1 million alone.

[Androidpk]

Proof that crime does indeed pay!

[Tgo01]

He was 20 years old; if he had a degree and the potential to work a well-paying job, the future earnings valuation would be closer to or more than $1 million alone.

Maybe I'm just being overly critical of the guy but if had a degree and the potential to work a well-paying job why was he stealing stuff to pay for his drug habit?

[Androidpk]

Bob is saying IF he had a degree AND the potential to work, which apparently he didn't.

[Tgo01]

Bob is saying IF he had a degree AND the potential to work, which apparently he didn't.

Is that what they base these things on though? What the guy had the potential to be? So they are basically saying he's worth more dead than alive?

[Androidpk]

No clue how all that is calculated, but it reeks of BS.

[Bobmuhthol]

That is how civil cases work, yes. They get expert opinions from economists who value the person's life, which includes the money that they could have expected to earn over the rest of their life (and discounted appropriately -- $50k over 20 years is significantly less than $1 million, for instance). The same applies in similar cases where the person lives but is permanently disabled.

[4a6c1]

Tried to pos rep Inspire. No red squares went away...

[Tgo01]

Tried to pos rep Inspire. No red squares went away...

So you tried to positive rep Inspire but were unable to? Does the system not even allow positive rep for Inspire anymore?

[4a6c1]

I dont know but I loled.

[diethx]

So you tried to positive rep Inspire but were unable to? Does the system not even allow positive rep for Inspire anymore?

The rep system died of shock.

[Latrinsorm]

The first thing I did after the power outage was to listen to The Arcade Fire - Neighborhood #3 (Power Out) and have a silly giggle, but then I found out that it's actually about a power outage in Montreal caused by... unusually severe weather. Whoa!

[Androidpk]

http://www.autoblog.com/2011/08/31/r-c-f16-jet-with-swiveling-pilots-view-blows-our-tiny-little-mi/

Toys these days are pretty badass.

[WRoss]

http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2011/08/31/actor-steven-seagal-sued-for-driving-tank-into-arizona-home-killing-puppy/

[Androidpk]

San Francisco (CNN) -- Police officials said they helped Apple investigators, who searched a man's home here recently.
They were reportedly looking for a prototype of the next iPhone that an Apple employee left in a bar in San Francisco's Mission neighborhood, according to CNET. Apple had contacted the police claiming the prototype is invaluable, the report says.
Four San Francisco Police officers escorted Apple investigators to a home in the city's Bernal Heights neighborhood, the statement said. The two Apple employees searched the home while the officers waited outside, police said. They did not find the item there and declined to file a police report, according to the statement.


Is this even legal?..


http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/mobile/09/02/iphone.5.prototype/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

[diethx]

This is kind of nuts but does anyone think of Fraggle Rock when they hear the chorus in this song? It's so weird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8R9mN1Q8Zs

[Drew]

"All white" night at Club Deep was NOT what I expected...

[Kuyuk]

This is kind of nuts but does anyone think of Fraggle Rock when they hear the chorus in this song? It's so weird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8R9mN1Q8Zs

Nope.... pretty horrid music too.

[Fallen]

Why, out of all the keys on the keyboard, does my I key suddenly suck royal ass despite all attempts to fix it? Keyboards amaze me with their complete lack of durability. Burn in hell Razer Tarantula.

[Androidpk]

Speaking of razer, my mouse keeps turning off and on lately and I hear it's a common problem with them.

[Asha]

Speaking of mouse, I don't think I'll ever stop accidentally looking directly into the lazer underneath.

[Fallen]

Yeah, just replaced the battery in my mouse. Not a good day for my electronics.

[Androidpk]

Speaking of mouse, I don't think I'll ever stop accidentally looking directly into the lazer underneath.

How do you accidentally do that??

[Asha]

Changing the battery, looking to see if it is working when the battery seems to be running down and checking to see why it's sticking to the surface of my desk.

[Asha]

Oh and just looking straight at it because I want to see.

[TheEschaton]

Speaking of razer, my mouse keeps turning off and on lately and I hear it's a common problem with them.

I had a problem with my Naga where the horizontal sensitivity just plummeted, so I could go up and down fine but going side to side was horrible.

But Razer was pretty good about their CS, replaced it for free almost instantly. Maybe they'd been having problems with it, who knows.

[TheEschaton]

Why, out of all the keys on the keyboard, does my I key suddenly suck royal ass despite all attempts to fix it? Keyboards amaze me with their complete lack of durability. Burn in hell Razer Tarantula.


I have trouble with keyboards too. My QWEASD and 1-4 are all worn thru and I have to pound them now to make them work, and this is a "gaming laptop." And of course, pounding the keys makes it even worse.

[4a6c1]

tx: sxx - 6

aka

Custom license plates that are cryptic and mysterious. WHAT IS THE POINT.

aka

License plate you pay extra for to tell the world something about you: how does it work?!

[Latrinsorm]

License plate you pay extra for to tell the world something about you: how does it work?!"Look at me, I paid more for a license plate."

Mission accomplished.

[Back]

Yeah. You’re deep. I can tell. Aren’t we all?

[Back]

A pub, bar and saloon are pretty much the same thing. The only thing that differentiates them is the decor. All bars are pubs, not all pubs are bars. All saloons are pubs, not all pubs are saloons.

[NocturnalRob]

A pub, bar and saloon are pretty much the same thing. The only thing that differentiates them is the decor. All bars are pubs, not all pubs are bars. All saloons are pubs, not all pubs are saloons.
Scarves are allowed in bars. Scarves are not allowed in pubs and saloons.

[Back]

Scarves are allowed in bars. Scarves are not allowed in pubs and saloons.

I totally plagiarized my last post from Yahoo Answers (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100602060925AAi7g7x). Perhaps you could post this as one of the comments.

[RichardCranium]

I'm the only person in the world using a logitech keyboard and mouse.

[Archigeek]

I'm the only person in the world using a logitech keyboard and mouse.

Logitech MK710 wireless keyboard and M705 wireless mouse FTW.

[NocturnalRob]

Logitech MK710 wireless keyboard and M705 wireless mouse FTW.
RC, you just got Archigeek'd.

[Parkbandit]

I'm the only person in the world using a logitech keyboard and mouse.

Logitech G19 keyboard and Logitech G9x mouse.

[Parkbandit]

Scarves are allowed in bars. Scarves are not allowed in pubs and saloons.

That's the rule for women...

[Back]

http://painandconstipation.com/

[Parkbandit]

http://painandconstipation.com/

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/Backlash-1.jpg

[Liagala]

This was the closest thing I could find to a "Thread for things that made you facepalm today"

Anyway... PETA porn website? http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/18/us-pornography-peta-idUSTRE78H1IR20110918

[NocturnalRob]

http://chzdailywhat.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/4190c2b0-1d75-4297-865f-08cf7d85f2d0.jpg

[Cephalopod]

http://i.imgur.com/tDYJX.jpg

[4a6c1]

ahahahaha fuck. awesome.

[diethx]

(mullet Vigo)

Winner.

Also..."When people first visit the site, it will be very enticing and once they go just a little bit deeper, that's when they'll be confronted with images that we hope will make them stop and think and get them talking and hopefully encourage them to make a lifestyle change to a plant-based diet," Rajt said.

So... basically you go to the site, see a few naked ladies, and then BAM, TORTURED ANIMALS WHAT WHAT. Talk about a boner-killer.

[Some Rogue]

So... basically you go to the site, see a few naked ladies, and then BAM, TORTURED ANIMALS WHAT WHAT. Talk about a boner-killer.

ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S SOME PRETTY HOT STUFF! :devilsmile:

[diethx]

ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S SOME PRETTY HOT STUFF! :devilsmile:

OK INSPIRE!!!

[Liagala]

ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S SOME PRETTY HOT STUFF! :devilsmile:
afk, locking cat in my mother's apartment while I'm at work

[diethx]

afk, locking cat in my mother's apartment while I'm at work

lol'd

[Sylvan Dreams]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P5HPyqv-73U#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P5HPyqv-73U#%21)

Summary of the vid:
1. We need to get rid of our borders so we can welcome all walks and forms of life
2. The country can sustain a limitless number of people with open borders
3. We need to cap the salaries of people because we're too greedy which in turn causes all our problems
4. Obama pays welfare checks, not tax payers! He pays it out of his stash.
5. Obama's stash is funded by illegal aliens who work and then somehow funnel money through the government

[Tgo01]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P5HPyqv-73U#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P5HPyqv-73U#%21)

Summary of the vid:
1. We need to get rid of our borders so we can welcome all walks and forms of life
2. The country can sustain a limitless number of people with open borders
3. We need to cap the salaries of people because we're too greedy which in turn causes all our problems
4. Obama pays welfare checks, not tax payers! He pays it out of his stash.
5. Obama's stash is funded by illegal aliens who work and then somehow funnel money through the government

Y'know this isn't the first time I've heard people talk about Obama paying for their various government programs from 'his stash.' Seriously where did this notion come from? Did these people just start receiving government assistance since Obama has been in office and some people assume the president at the time personally pays them? Is this a new phenomenon with Obama?

[diethx]

Kuyuk, is that you? (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/20/arkansas-toe-sucking-bandit_n_971830.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl3|sec3_lnk3|97521)

[Kuyuk]

Kuyuk, is that you? (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/20/arkansas-toe-sucking-bandit_n_971830.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl3|sec3_lnk3|97521)

Busted.


Do you want me to cut off your feet and show you pictures of ladies without feet...while I suck on your feet while you bleed to death??

[Back]

It occurred to me the other night that NASA’s move to stop human exploration must be in favor of drone exploration. At least I hope it is.

We need to put more effort into remote communication and data gathering.

[WRoss]

It occurred to me the other night that NASA’s move to stop human exploration must be in favor of drone exploration. At least I hope it is.

We need to put more effort into remote communication and data gathering.

Nasa is also going to start sending drones in the ocean to explore the ocean. Kinda crazy that we have better topographic maps of Mars than we do of the ocean.

[Latrinsorm]

Was linking a Bob Dylan song for someone, and was suggested a Peter Paul and Mary song. Don't mind if I do, right? Look at this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t4g_1VoGw4

This is what passed for being a hippie in 1966? These guys look like bankers.

[ravashaak]

Mullet Vigo totally made today's trip to the PC worthwhile

[4a6c1]

Find the cspan in this picture.

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/19110000/ngbbs4a0263f279353.jpg

[WRoss]

If you’ve ever happened across the popular NBC situation comedy The Office and noticed the curly-haired, bespectacled mom making paper sales at her desk, you’ve doubtlessly wondered, “Hmmm... I bet you that Phyllis used to be a smokin’ hot professional cheerleader.” And you would be correct.

Actress Phyllis Smith (not to be confused by the character she plays on TV, Phyllis Lapin-Vance) revealed in an interview with Slate that she used to be a cheerleader for the NFL’s St. Louis Cardinals, presumably rooting as hard for the birds as she now does Vance Refrigerating. Shy, gentle Phyllis is just full of surprises, isn’t she?

http://www.thecheapseats.ca/2011/06/former-nfl-cheerleader-of-the-week-phyllis-from-the-office.html

[Atlanteax]

This was relayed to me...


Why do people say "grow a pair of balls?" They are weak and sensitive.

People should say "grow a vagina." Those things take a pounding.

[WRoss]

This was relayed to me...

Betty White said that in an interview recently.

[Keller]

http://www.thecheapseats.ca/2011/06/former-nfl-cheerleader-of-the-week-phyllis-from-the-office.html

I was skeptical when it said smokin' hot.

I clicked through the link and that is definitely not even attractive.

[Ceyrin]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo7xd2CVZo1qlqvqio1_500.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8939/9zsswj.jpg

[4a6c1]

Women who show their general displeasure with my actions by sniffing. SNIFFING. Sniff again. SNIFF AGAIN. I will choke you OUT.

[Back]

NewEgg wants to tell me I can get a deal on a WestingHouse 40" 1080p LCD for $399.00 when I can get one from Walmart for $389.58!

That kind of savings will get me a $5 footlong with chips and drink.

[Asha]

By chips do you mean chips or CHIPS?

[Back]

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8939/9zsswj.jpg

One of the greatest movies ever made. It took me forever to get it on DvD.

[Back]

By chips do you mean chips or CHIPS?

Translated into English I meant crisps.

[Asha]

Gotcha!

[Latrinsorm]

I clicked on a twitlonger of Charles Oakley's and got an advertisement about Tim Allen's new show.

[NocturnalRob]

http://i.imgur.com/eJSwK.gif

[4a6c1]

Arent you supposed to be doing some snooty ivy league shit?

[diethx]

Arent you supposed to be doing some snooty ivy league shit?

There's always time for a little Encino Man.

[4a6c1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcpo1Rtaflo

[diethx]

SHOOSH

[WRoss]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsvj6dDXuT1qcke5uo1_1280.jpg

[TheEschaton]

He had to have had some hand in it. Self-fulfilling prophecy or something.

[4a6c1]

Music maker twittered a cry for help.

Music maker took a heart stopper.

Sad but I dont see a mystery.

[Keller]

Mikey Welsh?

Say it aint so!

[4a6c1]

Mikey Welsh?

Say it aint so!

Whoaaa whoaaa. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. (guitar rif)

[Latrinsorm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcpo1RtafloWatching this while listening to the alt-post-punk Drayal linked me to. It's all so clear now.

[Cephalopod]

http://i.imgur.com/zMSvF.png

[Asha]

Watching this while listening to the alt-post-punk Drayal linked me to. It's all so clear now.

:D

[Kuyuk]

Looking at my paystubs and how much I've paid into federal tax vs 2010 tax brackets and how much I would have paid in 2010 @ end of year. I cant imagine it'd change too much in 2011.

It's about a 4k difference. Fuck me, guess I need to find a way to come up with that.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Mikey Welsh?

Say it aint so!

The thing I thought funny was 9 people liked it.

[Cephalopod]

The thing I thought funny was 9 people liked it.

Their love is a life-taker.

[Back]

The atoms that make up your body have been in existence for an immeasurable amount of time. Those atoms will be in existence for an immeasurable amount of time after your brief flirtation with them.

Enjoy them while you can.

[WRoss]

http://i.imgur.com/uLQmf.png

[Back]

Where do I know the one on the left from?

The Mummy? Indiana Jones?

[WRoss]

Where do I know the one on the left from?

The Mummy? Indiana Jones?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0722636/

[TheEschaton]

Wow. That really did just blow my mind.

[Back]

I’ve been to Salisbury! Lovely little town outside of a huge ass cathedral housing the Magna Carta.

Good times.

[RSR]

I find it much more mind blowing that this:
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsB/30555-24020.gif
is the same person as this:
http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dority.jpg

W.Earl Brown, Dan from Deadwood and the retarded brother from 'Something About Mary"

-Richard.

[Kuyuk]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0722636/

Holy fuck that guy has been in everything. 205 titles. Jesus.

[TheEschaton]

yeah, he's a gold mine of 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. Connections to Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen/Sean Astin/whatever the name of Frodo is/Hugo Weaving/Liv Tyler just in LoTR, and then has Sean Connery and Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones, LOL.

And that's just from two titles.

[Back]

I find it much more mind blowing that this:
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsB/30555-24020.gif
is the same person as this:
http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dority.jpg

W.Earl Brown, Dan from Deadwood and the retarded brother from 'Something About Mary"

-Richard.

Now my mind is truly blown.

[Latrinsorm]

Have you ever, like, looked at a twenty dollar bill? Like, really looked at it?

[WRoss]

Have you ever, like, looked at a twenty dollar bill? Like, really looked at it?

Have you ever, like, tripped your ass off, and looked a twenty dollar bill? Or gone into a room with florescent lights?

[Sam]

Have you ever, like, tripped your ass off, and looked a twenty dollar bill? Or gone into a room with florescent lights?

Just looking in a mirror was crazy enough for me.

[Androidpk]

Twenty dollar bill?..

[WRoss]

Just looking in a mirror was crazy enough for me.

Being on a boat is a bad idea. We forgot how to turn the motor on so we sat in the south GA marshes for about 10 hours. It was kinda fun, kinda scary, but more just bizarre.

[diethx]

Just looking in a mirror was crazy enough for me.

They had the zombie baby on the local news on Wednesday. I immediately wondered if your grandma saw it and flew into a rage at CBS Atlanta, but then realized she was probably in California, and I frowned.

[TheEschaton]

The last time I tripped my balls off, I stayed in a bathroom at some rave I was at and read the graffitti on the stall walls for hours.

It wasn't a high point, I'll say that.

[diethx]

The last time I tripped my balls off, I stayed in a bathroom at some rave I was at and read the graffitti on the stall walls for hours.

It wasn't a high point, I'll say that.

Not gonna lie - I miss it sometimes.

Granted my last time tripping balls was way more fun than yours sounds... however I bet you were engrossed at the time.

[NocturnalRob]

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/144660/COCO-BUTT-CRACK-MYSPACE.jpg