Thread for things that blew your mind today.

[Methais]

Maybe he should put his money into retirement or a new house before toys...

He should spend it on GS items and Simucoins.

[SHAFT]

Mandy

[Methais]

Mandy

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/p4oAAOSwL7VWqPGa/s-l300.jpg

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/43719926_10156440481167535_8220236829501161472_n.j pg?_nc_cat=105&oh=74ad70a6d945f25d2e62aca5e533d128&oe=5C4D68B1

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4n64-lfglo

https://i.imgur.com/J0unz3o.gif

[Velfi]

Grizzly bear chasing a black bear up a tree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hURgA_BNSGc

https://i.imgur.com/YWDaBBF.gif

[Stanley Burrell]

Thread for things that blew your mind today.

I just got back from Stop & Shop. I see their discount, store-brand of cashews. Almost get it – $16.99. A little baby-sized thing of Häagen-Dazs = $12803498393.00.

I mean, I'm a jew, but still; like, without a doubt, ridiculousness :no:

[Stanley Burrell]

https://images.yourdailydish.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/CDWB_Slash.jpg?tr=w-1000,dpr-1,h-630,c-at_max

The G ‘n R famed guitarist finds his African-American white English nationalities amusing. “As a musician I’ve always been amused that I’m both British and black; particularly because so many American musicians seem to aspire to be British while so many British musicians, in the sixties in particular, went to such great pains to be black.”

– Source: T95.com

[Gelston]

https://www.facebook.com/LTDregs/videos/2119765738063133/

[Astray]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fSp8NJEw34

[Fortybox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fSp8NJEw34

Anime was cool...when I was 10.

[Methais]

Anime was cool...when I was 10.

Not it wasn't.

[Parkbandit]

Anime was cool...when I was 10.

When was that.. because I don't ever remember it being cool.

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fSp8NJEw34

You can watch like the entire series on youtube already. It released in some other country, probably China or Japana, first.

[Astray]

You can watch like the entire series on youtube already. It released in some other country, probably China or Japana, first.

Yes, but the sub and overall quality. I'm just excited to see Baki making its way to the US. It always motivates me to work out.

[Fortybox]

To be fair, so was Gemstone.

https://i.giphy.com/media/llKJGxQ1ESmac/giphy.gif

Until Wyrom ruined it.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ornk7nts29Am5LIfm/giphy.gif

[Astray]

The giant Gundam statue in Japan was used to embezzle a shit ton of money.

[drauz]

The giant Gundam statue in Japan was used to embezzle a shit ton of money.

https://media.tenor.com/images/0d769f4d18e7cd65d82d67b386454453/tenor.gif

[Astray]

https://media.tenor.com/images/0d769f4d18e7cd65d82d67b386454453/tenor.gif

Over a million dollars in LED lighting, bro.

[Gelston]

Anime is pretty fucking retarded. I almost wish we didn't nuke Japan so that shit never would have been created.

[Astray]

Anime is pretty fucking retarded. I almost wish we didn't nuke Japan so that shit never would have been created.

You have no idea how long I've been waiting to break this out.

https://i.imgur.com/vxb0tZ2.jpg

[Wrathbringer]

Anime is pretty fucking retarded. I almost wish we didn't nuke Japan so that shit never would have been created.

Anime is retarded and nuking Japan was an act of terrorism.

[Methais]

Japan is retarded and anime is an act of terrorism.

Fixed.

[subzero]

Anime is racist. But don't go making Chinese-eyes.

[Wrathbringer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S33tWZqXhnk

omg :lol:

[Fallen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5yh2HcIlkU

[Astray]

Oh shit, yeah. That thing was a train wreck of gold.

[Neveragain]

Oh shit, yeah. That thing was a train wreck of gold.

One of the most entertaining interviews I have watched in years.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/GCqZAzF.png (https://www.pcmag.com/news/367201/mapping-state-by-state-tech-trends-top-us-gaming-platforms)

https://www.pcmag.com/news/367201/mapping-state-by-state-tech-trends-top-us-gaming-platforms

Who would have guessed that Montana, West Virginia, and Rhode Island would be the only Master Race states?

[Gelston]

https://i.imgur.com/GCqZAzF.png (https://www.pcmag.com/news/367201/mapping-state-by-state-tech-trends-top-us-gaming-platforms)

https://www.pcmag.com/news/367201/mapping-state-by-state-tech-trends-top-us-gaming-platforms

Who would have guessed that Montana, West Virginia, and Rhode Island would be the only Master Race states?

That is only because gaming consoles dont exist there yet. They are rocking 486s.

[Parkbandit]

https://www.sciencenews.org/sites/default/files/2019/04/main/articles/041019_LG-EV-MT_EHT_feat.jpg

First "picture" of a black hole.

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/black-hole-first-picture-event-horizon-telescope

[Methais]

https://www.sciencenews.org/sites/default/files/2019/04/main/articles/041019_LG-EV-MT_EHT_feat.jpg

First "picture" of a black hole.

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/black-hole-first-picture-event-horizon-telescope

When applying a higher resolution, you can make it out much more clearly:














































































https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/187/373/goatse_pumpkin.jpg

[Parkbandit]

When applying a higher resolution, you can make it out much more clearly:

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/187/373/goatse_pumpkin.jpg

I KNEW you were going to go there.....

Asshole.

[Astray]

You gotta be shitting me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP30okjpCko

[BriarFox]

You gotta be shitting me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP30okjpCko

So, this is what happens when your wife invites the “plumber” over and you come home and ask him to fix the sink.

[Tgo01]

You gotta be shitting me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP30okjpCko

I was watching thinking "Come on, it's not that bad. But why is this video 14 minutes long if the flood happened at the beginning? Oh, oh there's more flooding..."

The video description is full of weird information, such as:


They reported a leaking bathroom sink to their landlord. The landlord, a very problematic, very cheap, Persian female, calls in a self-appointed Hispanic plumber named Wilmer.

Does it really add anything to the story to know the plumber is Hispanic or that the landlord is Persian?

Also if this part is true it's just begging for this type of situation to happen:


This means, in order to shut the water off for this one apartment, the entire building's water would have to be shut down. The apartment complex requires a $150 fee to be paid every 30 minutes the water is turned off.

Why would you ever punish someone for doing something the safe way?

"Hey if you want to fix a leak you'll have to shut off the building's water, but if you shut off the water you'll have to cough up some money."

That's like saying "Wearing a seatbelt can save your life in a crash, but we're going to charge you 150 bucks every time you wear a seatbelt."

[Astray]

Yeah, that description is a weird mess. I don't think I've ever worked on any place that was like, "can't shut the water off because I'll be paying money to do so". Just, turn a fucking valve and boom, water is off.

God it's like a cursed video. The most mind blowing thing was the vacuum though, what fucking even.

[BriarFox]

Yeah, that description is a weird mess. I don't think I've ever worked on any place that was like, "can't shut the water off because I'll be paying money to do so". Just, turn a fucking valve and boom, water is off.

God it's like a cursed video. The most mind blowing thing was the vacuum though, what fucking even.

The whole building only had one shut off valve, apparently? Insane. I think that vacuum thing is a rug cleaner. They have a “suck” feature to clean up water, though they could have just used a wet vac

[Tgo01]

Yeah, that description is a weird mess. I don't think I've ever worked on any place that was like, "can't shut the water off because I'll be paying money to do so". Just, turn a fucking valve and boom, water is off.

Yeah the story about turning off the water to the entire building doesn't make sense. Like I guess it's possible you can't shut water off to just one apartment, but since when can't you shut the water off at the sink itself? What exactly was this guy doing, taking off entire pipes filled with water to fix a leak?

The fact that they had the vacuum already ready to go shows they either knew something was going to happen or this guy had been flooding the place before the video started.

What a mess. Darn cheap Persian females.

[Astray]

The whole building only had one shut off valve, apparently? Insane. I think that vacuum thing is a rug cleaner. They have a “suck” feature to clean up water, though they could have just used a wet vac

It's fucking impossible to find buildings that don't have a valve under the sink that shuts water off. Even so, I don't even think they could fine you if the reason you shut the water off was to fix a leak. As long as you notify your tenants you're doing it, of course. I think what he did was cut into a T under the valve but fuck. The guy had a shop vac! The same kind I use! They are great for vacuuming up water. I don't understand why he thought snaking the fucking hose down the toilet was a viable solution.

Shut the fucking water off!


Yeah the story about turning off the water to the entire building doesn't make sense. Like I guess it's possible you can't shut water off to just one apartment, but since when can't you shut the water off at the sink itself? What exactly was this guy doing, taking off entire pipes filled with water to fix a leak?

The fact that they had the vacuum already ready to go shows they either knew something was going to happen or this guy had been flooding the place before the video started.

What a mess. Darn cheap Persian females.

So from the look of it, the guy was trying to fix a leak, most likely at a T. It would explain why he couldn't shut the water off at a valve commonly found under the sink. The vacuum lady was probably really trying her best. Just genuinely knowing what a shit show this was going to be.

[Methais]

28-year-old man suffers stroke from cracking his neck (https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/28-year-old-man-suffers-stroke-from-cracking-his-neck-1.4404875)


A man in his 20s suffered a potentially life-threatening stroke after cracking his neck.

Josh Hader, 28, from Guthrie, Oklahoma tore his vertebral artery, a crucial vessel leading to the brain.

“The moment I heard the pop, everything on my left side started to go numb,” Hader told KOCO 5 News in the U.S.

“I got up and tried to get an ice pack from the fridge, and I remember I couldn't walk straight.”

Hader’s father-in-law rushed him to the emergency room at the city’s Mercy Hospital.

“He could have had a life-ending stroke. He could have died,” said Dr. Vance McCollom, a radiologist at Mercy Hospital, Oklahoma City.

“If you have a stroke in that area, you can end up with a patient who’s locked in,” McCollom said.

“They completely understand what's going on, but they can't communicate. They can't move anything. They can't speak. They can't breathe.”

Hader’s stroke did cause some damage: for the first few days he couldn’t walk without a walker, his right eye was weaker, he suffered double vision and he still has difficulty walking with his left leg.

“One of the muscles that goes to his eye is weak because the nerve was injured,” McCollom said.

The father-of-two young boys had to wear an eye patch for several weeks and he suffered another unusual side effect; painful hiccups for a week and a half.

But Hader said the most difficult part of his recovery has been emotional, not being able to help his wife with their children.

“I can't pick him (the baby) up out of the crib, give him milk in the middle of the night. I can't do any of that,” Hader said.

Hader’s treatment involves medicine and physical therapy.

Meanwhile, his physician warns others about being careful how you crack your neck.

“If you want to pop your neck, just kind of pop it side to side. Don't twist it,” McCollum said.

“Whenever you twist it there's a risk of tearing that vessel. I suspect he just turned it (his head) real sharp and up, sharp and up and back. That's what really pinched it.”

Hader will likely have lifelong consequences from the stroke, the doctor said.

“There is evidence that, in rare cases, actions related to a sharp twist or movement of the neck could lead to a dissection which could potentially cause a stroke,” Dr. Patrice Lindsay, director of systems change and stroke program at Canada’s Heart and Stroke Foundation told CTVNews.ca.

“Canadians who experience any neck pain should have it checked by their primary physician to determine the type of treatment that may be required.”

Meanwhile in England, a 23-year-old paramedic is also reported to have suffered a stroke after popping her neck.

Natalie Kunicki, who works for London Ambulance Service, ruptured her vertebral artery too, according to the Daily Mail.

She is slowly regaining her mobility, but doctors are unsure when and if she will ever fully recover.

A stroke happens when blood stops flowing to any part of the brain, damaging brain cells.

The effects of a stroke depend on the part of the brain that was damaged and the amount of damage done.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/28-year-old-man-suffers-stroke-from-cracking-his-neck-1.4404875

https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK/giphy.gif

[Gelston]

Guess I'm never cracking my neck again.

[Methais]

Guess I'm never cracking my neck again.

Me either. I think I'm also scared to fart now. Not because of sharts though. Just wanted to make that clear.

[Methais]

This 40-Year-Old Suffered a Stroke in the Middle of a Yoga Handstand (https://www.health.com/stroke/woman-suffers-stroke-after-tearing-artery-from-yoga-handstand)

https://i.imgur.com/ZcDXig9.png

I think that pose just gave me a stroke too.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/OymPnBkgjwCMo/giphy.gif


EDIT: Apparently everything can give you a stroke


Other things that can lead to a tear in the carotid artery include violently coughing or sneezing, having a chiropractic adjustment to the neck, or doing any other sudden, drastic neck movement, like dancing, explains Dr. Bahr Hosseini. People who live with health conditions that can weaken the arteries and blood vessels, like Ehlers-Danlos syndrome or fibromuscular dysplasia, are at higher risk. Those who smoke, have high blood pressure, or get regular migraines are also more likely to suffer a carotid artery tear.

Think I'm going to just sit still for the rest of my life now.

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/XA4RGE/stiff-young-caucasian-man-sitting-on-wooden-chair-XA4RGE.jpg

[Gelston]

Sitting causes ass cancer

[Astray]

According to California, literally everything causes cancer.

[Methais]

According to California, literally everything causes cancer.

That's because California is cancer.

[Astray]

That's because California is cancer.

When is California gonna crack off and sink into the ocean? I want beach front property in Arizona, dammit!

[Gelston]

When is California gonna crack off and sink into the ocean? I want beach front property in Arizona, dammit!

I've always read your name as ash tray.

[Astray]

I've always read your name as ash tray.

But... why?

[Gelston]

But... why?

Sometimes also Ass tray

[Methais]

When is California gonna crack off and sink into the ocean? I want beach front property in Arizona, dammit!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqD0pqDOAtk

And then the great city of Otisburg shall rise.

[Astray]

I forget what Superman movie it was but there's a scene where Lex just straight up prison shanks Supes in the kidney. Shit became hardcore for a second.

[Methais]

I forget what Superman movie it was but there's a scene where Lex just straight up prison shanks Supes in the kidney. Shit became hardcore for a second.

That was Superman Returns with a kryptonite shank.

But you know, fuck that entire movie. It sucked so bad that Man of Steel just pretended it never happened.

[Stumplicker]

That was Superman Returns with a kryptonite shank.

But you know, fuck that entire movie. It sucked so bad that Man of Steel just pretended it never happened.

Superman Returns is literally the only Superman movie I've watched. I know the internet's opinion on which ones are good and which are shitty, but which ones are actually worth watching? I considered watching the new (est?) one because I like Kevin Costner, but the internet had a shit fit about that one too so I didn't bother. I also nearly watched 3 because why wouldn't you watch a movie with Richard Pryor in it, but the internet and world at large also seemed to have a shit fit about that. I dunno why, but I never could really get behind Batman or Superman stuff. The nolan movies were great, but the rest have been resoundingly meh.

[Astray]

That was Superman Returns with a kryptonite shank.

But you know, fuck that entire movie. It sucked so bad that Man of Steel just pretended it never happened.

Yeah, that scene man. Probably the only good one in the movie. But I don't like Superman so, there's that.

[Stumplicker]

Yeah, that scene man. Probably the only good one in the movie. But I don't like Superman so, there's that.

It's hard to enjoy a movie about a man with limitless powers and zero weaknesses, isn't it? I mean, I get it. He was one of, or the first modern superhero. They hadn't really perfected the formula yet. But I mean..even Heracles was kind of a douchebag. Your story doesn't get thousands of years of staying power without a character arc or something to overcome. Superman's deal is like...he's immune to everything and can do all the things. There's never any danger of him failing.

[Methais]

Superman Returns is literally the only Superman movie I've watched. I know the internet's opinion on which ones are good and which are shitty, but which ones are actually worth watching? I considered watching the new (est?) one because I like Kevin Costner, but the internet had a shit fit about that one too so I didn't bother. I also nearly watched 3 because why wouldn't you watch a movie with Richard Pryor in it, but the internet and world at large also seemed to have a shit fit about that. I dunno why, but I never could really get behind Batman or Superman stuff. The nolan movies were great, but the rest have been resoundingly meh.

Superman I is great.

Superman II is great, and General Zod is the shit.

Superman III is ok if you don't take it too seriously. Drunk Superman is the most underrated character ever and needs his own movie. Which is actually kind of happening with that BrightBurn movie despite not being an official Superman movie. Superman III was also an inspiration for Office Space.

Superman IV is pure garbage and should be avoided at all costs other than to experience 93 minutes of cringe.

Superman Returns is newer pure garbage.

Man of Steel was good. Not perfect but still good.

Batman v Superman was good too, other than the Doomsday's identify twist which was stupid as fuck and shits all over the actual Doomsday character from the comics.

I also fell asleep for like the last 2/3 of the movie because I was tired as fuck and never went back to finish it, but I still remember liking the movie.

There will never be another Lex Luthor as good as Gene Hackman, and there will never be Clark Kent as good as Christopher Reeve's.

And Otis. Otis is my hero.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/superman/images/2/2f/Otis_Lex_newpaper.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110910164745

[Astray]

It's hard to enjoy a movie about a man with limitless powers and zero weaknesses, isn't it? I mean, I get it. He was one of, or the first modern superhero. They hadn't really perfected the formula yet. But I mean..even Heracles was kind of a douchebag. Your story doesn't get thousands of years of staying power without a character arc or something to overcome. Superman's deal is like...he's immune to everything and can do all the things. There's never any danger of him failing.

The people around him are far more interesting. Lex is an incredible villain when he's got the right writer behind him.

[Stumplicker]

The people around him are far more interesting. Lex is an incredible villain when he's got the right writer behind him.

Never thought about it like that. That's worth giving it a look. And thanks Methais, for the breakdown. It's probably worth giving them a chance this weekend. I'm always wary of older movies that I never saw when I was younger because a good 50% of them just don't hold up without nostalgia to power you through the cheesy bits. I can't even watch Krull or Willow now and I did have nostalgia propping those up. You watch Alien or Aliens for the first time though in 2019 and they're still fucking amazing.

[Taernath]

Batman v Superman was good too, other than the Doomsday's identify twist which was stupid as fuck and shits all over the actual Doomsday character from the comics.

I forgive you because it's likely you suffered brain damage after watching BvS, but there was also that YOUR MOM'S NAME IS MARTHA TOO?!?! plot point which was all kinds of retarded.

[Astray]

Never thought about it like that. That's worth giving it a look. And thanks Methais, for the breakdown. It's probably worth giving them a chance this weekend. I'm always wary of older movies that I never saw when I was younger because a good 50% of them just don't hold up without nostalgia to power you through the cheesy bits. I can't even watch Krull or Willow now and I did have nostalgia propping those up. You watch Alien or Aliens for the first time though in 2019 and they're still fucking amazing.

Fun fact, Shazam punched Superman so hard it actually KO'd Supes.

[Taernath]

It's hard to enjoy a movie about a man with limitless powers and zero weaknesses, isn't it?

This is pretty much how I feel about Supermans. It's really hard to find something that's going to challenge him without it feeling contrived, and if you put him in a movie with other people that aren't at his level they wind up seeming useless. He's really only interesting if you're exploring the nature of his power (which I give the DC films a little credit for until they dialed it up to 11 and kept making Messiah comparisons) but they have mostly been DBZ-level spectacles of smashing buildings and lasers firing into the sky. Justice League should have had a hard cut-to-credits when Superman arrived.

[drauz]

This is pretty much how I feel about Supermans. It's really hard to find something that's going to challenge him without it feeling contrived, and if you put him in a movie with other people that aren't at his level they wind up seeming useless. He's really only interesting if you're exploring the nature of his power (which I give the DC films a little credit for until they dialed it up to 11 and kept making Messiah comparisons) but they have mostly been DBZ-level spectacles of smashing buildings and lasers firing into the sky. Justice League should have had a hard cut-to-credits when Superman arrived.

DC blockbuster movies tend to suck, their animated movies and TV shows are so much better.

[Stumplicker]

This is pretty much how I feel about Supermans.

That's why I recommend Hancock! Hancock is what Superman would be if he were a drunken asshole with anger management issues. Also he literally shoots semen into space at one point through the roof of his trailer. So there's that.

[Gelston]

DC blockbuster movies tend to suck, their animated movies and TV shows are so much better.

But Dark Knight was good though. The recent iterations of DC movies haven't been great. I honestly didn't care for Wonder Woman, but I do want to bang Gal Gadot.

[Methais]

It's hard to enjoy a movie about a man with limitless powers and zero weaknesses, isn't it? I mean, I get it. He was one of, or the first modern superhero. They hadn't really perfected the formula yet. But I mean..even Heracles was kind of a douchebag. Your story doesn't get thousands of years of staying power without a character arc or something to overcome. Superman's deal is like...he's immune to everything and can do all the things. There's never any danger of him failing.

https://youtu.be/MJKqPbvf8MI?t=216

^ Zod discovers Superman's non-kryptonite weakness. Sort of.

[Gelston]

https://youtu.be/MJKqPbvf8MI?t=216

^ Zod discovers Superman's non-kryptonite weakness.

zod is a bitch

[Methais]

I forgive you because it's likely you suffered brain damage after watching BvS, but there was also that YOUR MOM'S NAME IS MARTHA TOO?!?! plot point which was all kinds of retarded.

I don't even remember that part. It's not false though I guess.

[Methais]

This is pretty much how I feel about Supermans. It's really hard to find something that's going to challenge him without it feeling contrived, and if you put him in a movie with other people that aren't at his level they wind up seeming useless. He's really only interesting if you're exploring the nature of his power (which I give the DC films a little credit for until they dialed it up to 11 and kept making Messiah comparisons) but they have mostly been DBZ-level spectacles of smashing buildings and lasers firing into the sky. Justice League should have had a hard cut-to-credits when Superman arrived.

So what do you think about Rey? :lol:

[Methais]

zod is a bitch


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwECkzkEH-0

[Gelston]

haha, perfect video response.

[Methais]

Forgot to also mention John Williams soundtrack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not John Williams soundtrack.

Seriously, what asshole decided to scrap the John Williams theme starting wit Man of Steel?

A bunch of dickwads with herpes, that's who.

[Taernath]

So what do you think about Rey? :lol:

Rey Big Dumb

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/pVER2OC.gif

[Archigeek]

https://bwca.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=trip.report_view&sel_trp_id=5414&sel_trp_part_id=3

This is a mind blowing feat of endurance and skill. I was Matt's capstone advisor at the University of Minnesota a few years back. It's hard to imagine how they pulled this off: 216 miles of canoeing, and 20 miles of portaging, in 69 hours.

[Gelston]

https://bwca.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=trip.report_view&sel_trp_id=5414&sel_trp_part_id=3

This is a mind blowing feat of endurance and skill. I was Matt's capstone advisor at the University of Minnesota a few years back. It's hard to imagine how they pulled this off: 216 miles of canoeing, and 20 miles of portaging, in 69 hours.

Bitch please, I drunkenly canoe 10 miles down the little buffalo in Arkansas all the time.

But nah, good job to him.

[Methais]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=213469339194043

Just read the comments.

All of them.

Do it now.

You won't regret it.

Much.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/53798324.jpg

[Neveragain]

Elon Musks Neuralink says it's ready to start brain implant surgeries.

https://twitter.com/neuralink/status/1151620223578939392

[Methais]

Elon Musks Neuralink says it's ready to start brain implant surgeries.

https://twitter.com/neuralink/status/1151620223578939392

This could be the most literal on topic post in this thread.

[Astray]

That implant scares the shit out of me.

[Stumplicker]

That implant scares the shit out of me.

They have implants to make you poop too, but that's more of a niche fetish market.

[Astray]

They have implants to make you poop too, but that's more of a niche fetish market.

Anything wireless that has access to your brain should rightfully scare the shit out of you. Someone could make you poop wirelessly.

[Stumplicker]

Anything wireless that has access to your brain should rightfully scare the shit out of you. Someone could make you poop wirelessly.

I don't even like when I'm talking about something on Twitch and get an ad based a word I said on google 30 minutes later.

I poop on my terms, not Elon Musk's. I will be passing on the brain implant.

[peam]

Stuff like this makes it all worth it:

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1152221000244879360

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

That implant scares the shit out of me.

It should if you are a healthy. I think the real test cases will start with people who very likely have a really poor quality of life because of debilitating diseases or paralysis and what not.

I'd sign up if it might let me talk or walk or the like.

[Astray]

I don't even like when I'm talking about something on Twitch and get an ad based a word I said on google 30 minutes later.

I poop on my terms, not Elon Musk's. I will be passing on the brain implant.

There's a lot of applications that would make the implant incredible but why does it have wireless access? It should be an implant that you can put a chip in and it only assists with that.


It should if you are a healthy. I think the real test cases will start with people who very likely have a really poor quality of life because of debilitating diseases or paralysis and what not.

I'd sign up if it might let me talk or walk or the like.

At some point we're going to hit the practical applications, we always do. Then it's gonna be "Oh I have the N5 and it lets me auto translate languages." and we're gonna see some cellphone level bullshit accessories.

[Methais]

There's a lot of applications that would make the implant incredible but why does it have wireless access? It should be an implant that you can put a chip in and it only assists with that.



At some point we're going to hit the practical applications, we always do. Then it's gonna be "Oh I have the N5 and it lets me auto translate languages." and we're gonna see some cellphone level bullshit accessories.

Hopefully ethernet connections will be available for people who typically don't leave the house.

[Taernath]

So long as you don't get the chip 'upgraded' in Hengsha you should be ok.

[Stumplicker]

There's a lot of applications that would make the implant incredible but why does it have wireless access? It should be an implant that you can put a chip in and it only assists with that.

I would assume so they don't have to drill a hole in your head everytime they want to do a firmware update. That would be the practical application for wireless.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

At some point we're going to hit the practical applications, we always do. Then it's gonna be "Oh I have the N5 and it lets me auto translate languages." and we're gonna see some cellphone level bullshit accessories.

For sure... they'll be like... this one comes in seafoam green and can provide instant erections while driving your Toyota vehicle and interfaces with Apple phone, but not Android. For an extra 2000 squidbits (currency of the future, you heard it here first) you can also add instant goosebumps and access to pornhub retinal display.

[Astray]

I would assume so they don't have to drill a hole in your head everytime they want to do a firmware update. That would be the practical application for wireless.

You have a dedicated service place for that. If you make it easily accessible, which it is, you can likely have a shop front that applies the update with like an hour visit.

C'mon man, basic sci-fi implants on a commercial scale 101.


For sure... they'll be like... this one comes in seafoam green and can provide instant erections while driving your Toyota vehicle and interfaces with Apple phone, but not Android. For an extra 2000 squidbits (currency of the future, you heard it here first) you can also add instant goosebumps and access to pornhub retinal display.

Shit.

[Methais]

For sure... they'll be like... this one comes in seafoam green and can provide instant erections while driving your Toyota vehicle and interfaces with Apple phone, but not Android. For an extra 2000 squidbits (currency of the future, you heard it here first) you can also add instant goosebumps and access to pornhub retinal display.

I wonder if this will lead to Demolition Man type porn/sex.

I certainly hope so.

[Stumplicker]

You have a dedicated service place for that. If you make it easily accessible, which it is, you can likely have a shop front that applies the update with like an hour visit.

https://cdn.newspunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/NASA-matrix-computer-program-678x381.jpg

[Gelston]

Shit, I'll take one. Imagine, your entire reality is based on what your brain tells you. Everything you see, smell, feel, hear... All because your brain says that is going on. Picture this, a device implanted into your head that tells your brain something else is there. Seamless augmented reality. Or even better, a full VR world that is just as real as the actual world.

Also, I need to renew my FCC license by next month.

[Methais]

Shit, I'll take one. Imagine, your entire reality is based on what your brain tells you. Everything you see, smell, feel, hear... All because your brain says that is going on. Picture this, a device implanted into your head that tells your brain something else is there. Seamless augmented reality. Or even better, a full VR world that is just as real as the actual world.

Also, I need to renew my FCC license by next month.

I wonder what kind of technology they'll need for it to make Back not appear to be a retard.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbauve3GBl92cvEsSLF0So_cswbhUgJ TiTpQxXs82tEp_vAHJt

[Gelston]

I wonder what kind of technology they'll need for it to make Back not appear to be a retard.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbauve3GBl92cvEsSLF0So_cswbhUgJ TiTpQxXs82tEp_vAHJt

Shortly before we as a race learn how to ascend.... We'll still be millennia away from that technology.

[Astray]

I wonder what kind of technology they'll need for it to make Back not appear to be a retard.

It's called a lobotomy.

[rolfard]

https://cdn.newspunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/NASA-matrix-computer-program-678x381.jpg

https://adjameson.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/2018-04-15-15_58_43-greenshot.jpg?w=500

[Methais]

https://adjameson.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/2018-04-15-15_58_43-greenshot.jpg?w=500

https://media.giphy.com/media/NMmLURnKEGjNC/giphy.gif
https://66.media.tumblr.com/bb03e606778fc0378d6b3fbc9742cb6c/tumblr_nhcupaF7yI1tqyfuro5_r1_500.gif
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHtdPQvWIAAeH-u.jpg:large
https://i.imgur.com/LdG3GAl.gif

[rolfard]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AnimatedTidyGnatcatcher-max-1mb.gif
https://media.giphy.com/media/3RU2apkF5QdQA/giphy.gif

[Astray]

They dug a trench instead of fixing the pipe.

https://i.imgur.com/3OQOsuB.jpg

[Methais]

http://web.archive.org/web/19981205020318/www.play.net/simunet_public/gs3/gs3home.asp

[Tgo01]

http://web.archive.org/web/19981205020318/www.play.net/simunet_public/gs3/gs3home.asp


"GemStone III takes second place to no other computer game anywhere..."

I know this was back in 1996 but even then...come on.

[Taernath]

JOIN MY WEBRING!

[Neveragain]

https://cdn.newspunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/NASA-matrix-computer-program-678x381.jpg

I think there's two milestones that need to be achieved before this stuff reveals it's true potentials. First being a non-invasive form of connecting to a network, which really does not seem to be too difficult a goal to achieve. The second milestone will be the ability to upload, transfer and download consciousness. If they can figure that out, it changes everything about humanity.

I think neuralink will turn out to be Musks most important venture. It ties in really well with his ultimate goal of putting man on Mars.

[Clunk]

Before we get there, 3D printing of joint replacements exists, and 3D printing of organ replacements is in its infancy.

Think ... StarTrek replicator.

For conciousness transfers, maybe StarTrek transporter, without the IMMEDIATE send ... slow transfer with some computerized memory retention.

For time travel (or best appearance of time travel), localized gravitational control.


Its always fun to look at current science and engineering progresses and attempt to determine the answer to two questions:
1) Where is it in the technological readiness spectrum (idea, formulation, shown in the lab ... all the way up to ... commercially available at low cost)?
2) what needs to be done next to make it more technologically feasible?


~Clunk

[Neveragain]

Before we get there, 3D printing of joint replacements exists, and 3D printing of organ replacements is in its infancy.

Think ... StarTrek replicator.

For conciousness transfers, maybe StarTrek transporter, without the IMMEDIATE send ... slow transfer with some computerized memory retention.

For time travel (or best appearance of time travel), localized gravitational control.


Its always fun to look at current science and engineering progresses and attempt to determine the answer to two questions:
1) Where is it in the technological readiness spectrum (idea, formulation, shown in the lab ... all the way up to ... commercially available at low cost)?
2) what needs to be done next to make it more technologically feasible?


~Clunk

From what I have watched of the recent presentation, a "circuit" needs to be within a few mm of a neuron to work. That's why there needs to be internal connections. My guess this will eventually be done using injections of microchips, which is a technology that's already in existence. I don't think most people relish the idea of micro fibers running out of their skulls. A series of micron sized chips on the other hand, I would totally do it.

[Gelston]

"It is the best game I have played in my life!"
Xanith - Human Warrior

[Parkbandit]

19 years ago this morning, I was saying goodbye to some friends and we decided to go do a quick visit to the Twin Towers before flying home. 8AM on 9-11-00, we had a picture taken on the "Top of the World Trade Center"

[Taernath]

8AM on 9-11-00, we had a picture taken on the "Top of the World Trade Center"

Found Parkbandit's picture

https://i.imgur.com/pvcMIT5.jpg

[Gelston]

Found Parkbandit's picture

https://i.imgur.com/pvcMIT5.jpg

YOU'RE A YEAR OFF YOU DIRTY LIBERAL

[Taernath]

YOU'RE A YEAR OFF YOU DIRTY LIBERAL

The real 'Tourist' picture was taken before 9/11/01.

[Gelston]

The real 'Tourist' picture was taken before 9/11/01.

NO HE HAD A PARACHUTE AND JUMPED OFF WITH THE CAMERA AND HAD THE FILM DEVELOPED

[Parkbandit]

Found Parkbandit's picture

https://i.imgur.com/pvcMIT5.jpg


https://media1.giphy.com/media/3oz8xLd9DJq2l2VFtu/source.gif

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

This is how we die.

https://www.theverge.com/2019/9/24/20881385/boston-dynamics-atlas-gymnastics-routine-somersaults-split-leap


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=38&v=_sBBaNYex3E

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7xvqQeoA8c

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iV_hB08Uns

[Methais]

Yep, that's definitely how we're gonna die.

THEY'D BETTER HURRY UP THOUGH THEY ONLY HAVE 12 YEARS TO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[Fortybox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7xvqQeoA8c

WTF is that thing suppose to do. It's like a weird horse robot thing.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

WTF is that thing suppose to do. It's like a weird horse robot thing.

Squat 100lbs. Achieve consciousness. Kill humans.

[Archigeek]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iV_hB08Uns

Super cool robots with amazing stability. A bit slow, and lousy job of pallet stacking. Actually you can buy a bot that will do that stacking about 10x as fast, and much more accurately, but it will be in a fixed position. Cobots are where the action is. Basically robot assistance for repetitive, menial tasks.

[Bhaalizmo]

Earth, compared to it's water and air

9428

[Methais]

Earth, compared to it's water and air

9428

How high do those bubbles go though?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/p26ylSePJM12g/giphy.gif

[Gelston]

I have been following the evolution of AI for awhile. I believe that - ultimately - it's going to affect the job industry a lot differently than what many people think. Those persons with skilled trades and / or who perform manual labor will come out ahead:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moravec%27s_paradox

Oh good, you removed that gay avatar.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I have been following the evolution of AI for awhile. I believe that - ultimately - it's going to affect the job industry a lot differently than what many people think. Those persons with skilled trades and / or who perform manual labor will come out ahead:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moravec%27s_paradox

I work in the ML and AI world. For sure it's going to change the low skill job world and experts in "art" and master craftsmen will be in the winners circle. I love how it's going to change the world.

I also bow to our future robot overlords.

[GSIV Rogue]

I work in the ML and AI world. For sure it's going to change the low skill job world and experts in "art" and master craftsmen will be in the winners circle. I love how it's going to change the world.

Unfortunately, many things will continue to become obsolete and "lost arts" - while those few persons still around who have the mastery in them already will benefit immensely. It's exciting and also a little bit scary to be alive in a time when the world for humanity is changing so quickly - arguably the fastest in human history.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

https://www.sciencealert.com/it-s-official-google-and-nasa-claim-quantum-supremacy-in-controversial-world-first

[GSIV Rogue]

https://www.sciencealert.com/it-s-official-google-and-nasa-claim-quantum-supremacy-in-controversial-world-first

I tried to read the article a few times and it seemed like the website was trying to give my system a virus. I was just getting to the part where IBM and Google are debating the point of quantum vs. binary computers - also reading up on quantum computers. It looks as though technology itself is going to replace almost all logistics jobs - starting in the IT industry - and especially related to software. AI has already begun replacing repetitive manual labor style jobs. Most of the highest paying jobs in the future will be be "hands on" techs working with hardware & AI - and master artists / craftsman with 20+ years of experience in their field. I'd argue that these techs are also artists / craftsmen of a kind.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Not really how we die (YET), but a cool video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3RIHnK0_NE

[Methais]

Not really how we die (YET), but a cool video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3RIHnK0_NE

https://i.imgur.com/8KpaULU.gif?noredirect

[GSIV Rogue]

Not really how we die (YET), but a cool video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3RIHnK0_NE

Reminds me of:

https://media0.giphy.com/media/aRK67eTsU5UqY/giphy.gif

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/4tCSkDK.png

I never noticed E.T. saying "Home...hooome....HOOOOOME!" when he sees Yoda.


https://youtu.be/wA1SLrPXLc0

https://media1.giphy.com/media/xT0xeJpnrWC4XWblEk/giphy.gif

[Velfi]

https://youtu.be/n9xhJrPXop4

Pog. Fucking. Champ.

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM3pwAp7dDA

[Taernath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM3pwAp7dDA

Haha, imagine devoting so much time to a 30 year old game!

[Methais]

Haha, imagine devoting so much time to a 30 year old game!

WHAT KIND OF NOOB WOULD DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!!?

[Velfi]

Haha, imagine devoting so much time to a 30 year old game!

Shareware Hexen only, thanks.

[Neveragain]

SpaceX high altitude starship test flight.

:shocked:

[Bhaalizmo]

SpaceX high altitude starship test flight.

:shocked:

Big badda boom

[Velfi]

u wot m8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjpHzLYHkwA

[Neveragain]

SpaceX is attempting to test the 2nd SN9 Starship today between 12:00 - 6:00 pm cst, for those interested.

[Methais]

The Pluto TV app now has a channel that plays Bob Barker episodes of The Price Is Right 24/7 (https://pluto.tv/live-tv/tpir-the-barker-era)



https://townsquare.media/site/442/files/2020/12/price-is-right-on-pluto-bob-barker.jpg?w=1200&h=0&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89 (https://pluto.tv/live-tv/tpir-the-barker-era)


https://i.imgur.com/gjo2MiB.png

[Velfi]

Magnus is ridiculous.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC1BAcOzHyY

[Methais]

Magnus is ridiculous.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC1BAcOzHyY

https://memes.memedrop.io/production/ZqDP8VXk5m3L/source.gif

[Santo Cassini]

Today I found out about ultrasonic repellers which somehow distract mice, rats, and mosquitoes but not domestic animals. That is groovy!
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0457/6919/5673/products/on_da8ffe8b-9103-41a3-8628-2b4db38d2372_1024x1024@2x.jpg (https://everpest.com/blogs/blog/how-to-get-rid-of-mice-in-the-house)

[pokercasino]

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[onlinecasino]

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[Jamesjulien]

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[Bhaalizmo]

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[casinomachines]

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[Bhaalizmo]

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[Velfi]

Do we have a moderator to shoot all these bots?

[Wixstarscasino]

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[Kyulen]

The spambots really love this thread, don't they?

[Bhaalizmo]

The spambots really love this thread, don't they?

Yeah it's really becoming quite the spambot honeypot.

[Methais]

Yeah it's really becoming quite the spambot honeypot.

Tell us you don't know what a honeypot is without saying you don't know what a honeypot is.

[Bhaalizmo]

https://i.redd.it/wv0nyzc8rfg71.jpg

https://www.orfieldlabs.com/architecture/tour-video-tour-hold

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDvzIdcFxXQ

Jesus Christ

[Bhaalizmo]

Woooow. The audacity.

Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ NJ reports say

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-caught-video-urinating-ex-183630028.html

I wonder if that's the kind of thing that gets your wife's passing investigated.

[Suppressed Poet]

Woooow. The audacity.

Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ NJ reports say

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-caught-video-urinating-ex-183630028.html

I wonder if that's the kind of thing that gets your wife's passing investigated.

I like that the urinator’s current wife attended the daily morning ritual. That’s true love right there.

[Suppressed Poet]

Texas couple finds fully automatic military-grade M16s in storage cases purchased online
https://www.ksat.com/news/2022/09/27/texas-couple-finds-fully-automatic-military-grade-m16s-in-storage-cases-purchased-online/?outputType=amp

I would be tempted to dig a very deep hole in my backyard.

Retired Houston police captain and former Marine Greg Fremin said the military carefully tracks all of its weapons because any misplaced weapons can be extremely dangerous. …Yeah they are so carefully tracked that they were sitting a box for decades & mistakenly sold to the public. In Afghanistan when you use Uber Black the driver picks you up in an Apache that we left behind, but stateside we can’t have nice things.

[Methais]

Woooow. The audacity.

Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ NJ reports say

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-caught-video-urinating-ex-183630028.html

I wonder if that's the kind of thing that gets your wife's passing investigated.

Plot twist: That’s her kink and it was in her will.

[Bhaalizmo]

Plot twist: That’s her kink and it was in her will.

It's kinda heartwarming when you look at it that way.

Her heart...

daily warming.

[Bhaalizmo]

David Blaine hot ones

so good


https://youtu.be/4E2EbGoXlPQ

I don't think I've seen anyone else take the spice as well, honestly.

+ magic.

win

[Neveragain]

Came across this in a thread yesterday and it felt like a discovery on Ancient Archeology:

https://assets.rebelmouse.io/media-library/image.jpg?id=31026029&width=1200&height=600&coordinates=0%2C77%2C0%2C77

I had no idea it ever existed, though, I should have known it did.

[Bhaalizmo]

https://i.imgur.com/seKcaaA.jpg

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

https://i.imgur.com/seKcaaA.jpg

It's gonna be badass if everything goes well.

[Bhaalizmo]

It's gonna be badass if everything goes well.

Indeed. It's been a rather fun decade for space spectating regardless, but I'm looking forward to this launch.

[Bhaalizmo]

Indeed. It's been a rather fun decade for space spectating regardless, but I'm looking forward to this launch.

T Minus 15 minutes if you want to catch the launch this morning.

https://www.spacex.com/launches/mission/?missionId=starship-flight-test

[Bhaalizmo]

Big badda boom around 48:50


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVLp8nKcOCg

That's what I call a flight test

[Methais]

Big badda boom around 48:50


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVLp8nKcOCg

That's what I call a flight test


https://i.imgur.com/tnzt2cj.gif

[Seran]

Big badda boom around 48:50


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVLp8nKcOCg

That's what I call a flight test

Damn, if only they'd taken the rocket in for that guidance system recall repair. Pretty epic cartwheels.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Damn, if only they'd taken the rocket in for that guidance system recall repair. Pretty epic cartwheels.

It was great to watch some of the smartest people in the world put together the largest rocket in the world and send it on a flight for ~8 minutes and gather tons of telemetry results to make it safer and improved the next time.

Meanwhile, Fetterman is reading from his extra large font childrens book in stop and start english for the first time ever, exposing PA elected a mentally retarded person to the senate.

One of these is an accomplishment that will aid humanity for years, if not decades.

The other, exposes our leaders for what they are, morons that'll destroy our country from within for years, if not decades.

[Seran]

It was great to watch some of the smartest people in the world put together the largest rocket in the world and send it on a flight for ~8 minutes and gather tons of telemetry results to make it safer and improved the next time.

Meanwhile, Fetterman is reading from his extra large font childrens book in stop and start english for the first time ever, exposing PA elected a mentally retarded person to the senate.

One of these is an accomplishment that will aid humanity for years, if not decades.

The other, exposes our leaders for what they are, morons that'll destroy our country from within for years, if not decades.

Is Fetterman also the name of a company cartwheeling rockets over Texas or are you just reaching?

[Methais]

Is Fetterman also the name of a company cartwheeling rockets over Texas or are you just reaching?

Translation:
https://i.imgur.com/HolhoEF.gif

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1648750562849198080?s=20


Is Fetterman also the name of a company cartwheeling rockets over Texas or are you just reaching?

You tell me, is Fetterman not retarded and or mentally disabled?

[Seran]

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1648750562849198080?s=20



You tell me, is Fetterman not retarded and or mentally disabled?

Apparently no exploding rockets. Shame.

[Methais]

Apparently no exploding rockets. Shame.

Confirmed that Seran is a bigger retard than Fetterman. Which isn't exactly breaking news.

[Neveragain]

Is Fetterman also the name of a company cartwheeling rockets over Texas or are you just reaching?

Did Elon use his evil powers to shift Texas into the gulf of Mexico?

Most people have at least one subject that they are knowledgeable in, even retards. You seem to have no knowledge at all.

[Neveragain]

Big badda boom around 48:50


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVLp8nKcOCg

That's what I call a flight test

I was waiting for the launch and had another tab open. I lost track of time thinking there was still 5 minutes to go. The ignition made me jump out of my seat, I thought the rocket blew up on the launch pad.

So much raw power.

[Neveragain]

Wizards of the Coast send Pinkertons to YouTubers house after fan purchases new card release before release date.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RiT2ht1nm0

[Methais]

Can't embed because YouTube shorts are AIDS.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tpWE6uMe_9s

[Solkern]

Landed in Turkey a few hours ago and hit up dominos.
Large pepperoni pizza, liter of coke and a chocolate lava cake… $6.47 and that’s after the 30% inflation they are having. Starbucks was $1.75 for a venti.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

anyone who buys coffee from Starbucks deserves to be ridiculed.

[Solkern]

anyone who buys coffee from Starbucks deserves to be ridiculed.

I don’t buy it back home as it’s overpriced, but it’s cheap here!

[Neveragain]

I don’t buy it back home as it’s overpriced, but it’s cheap here!

Why would you buy Starbucks in Turkey though?

Isn't Turkey known for their coffee?

[Parkbandit]

lol

[Methais]

Why would you buy Starbucks in Turkey though?

Isn't Turkey known for their coffee?

And their prisons.

https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2014/02/airplane.jpg

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I mean, why would you go to Dominos as well, right? Maybe he just likes American food and drinks.

[Neveragain]

I mean, why would you go to Dominos as well, right? Maybe he just likes American food and drinks.

Why would you go to Dominos, at all?

[Suppressed Poet]

Landed in Turkey a few hours ago and hit up dominos.
Large pepperoni pizza, liter of coke and a chocolate lava cake… $6.47 and that’s after the 30% inflation they are having. Starbucks was $1.75 for a venti.

Yo, they got dipping sticks in Turkey? Gotta get the dipping sticks.

[Solkern]

Why would you buy Starbucks in Turkey though?

Isn't Turkey known for their coffee?

I’ve tried it, didn’t like Turkish coffee.

[Solkern]

I mean, why would you go to Dominos as well, right? Maybe he just likes American food and drinks.

Having lived abroad for quite a while, I missed American food, when I finally came back, mostly ate Russian food, other than when we go out to eat. So yeah I do like American food and drinks!

[Solkern]

Yo, they got dipping sticks in Turkey? Gotta get the dipping sticks.

Sadly, I didn’t see any on the menu!

[Suppressed Poet]

Sadly, I didn’t see any on the menu!

Savages. They have a long way to go on their journey towards Americana.

[Methais]

AI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BvfcCQIO4g

[Suppressed Poet]

God bless this kid.

https://youtu.be/ak3RrawMsco?si=zCIhghXGKZ_0u4im

[Methais]

God bless this kid.

https://youtu.be/ak3RrawMsco?si=zCIhghXGKZ_0u4im

Footage of Seran when MSNBC hasn't told him what to think yet.