Why Palin is a Hypocrit.

[Firestorm Killa]

Now Palin preaches nothing but Fiscal responsibility but not many people take the time to look up her 'work' in Alaska.
She now decries Earmarks, Pork-Barrel Spending, Raising of Taxes and Redistribution of Wealth, Big Government, and Special Interest Groups. But here is her Record.

1. Sarah Palin has push for huge amounts of Earmarks most notably: $223 Million for a bridge to an island with 50 Residents. In Budget year 2008 she requested $256 million in earmarks. 2009 Budget $197 million. Fiscal Year 2010 before her resignation she requested 8 earmarks worth $69.1 million.

2. In 2007 Palin signed into law a $6.6 billion operating budget, the largest in Alaska's history.

3. She gave jobs to friends and lobbyists to oversee the industries in which they used to represent.

4. She gave $1,200 dollars to every Alaska citizen to help pay their Electricity bills.

5. She increased the Severance tax on oil companies(which goes to the citizens, redistribution of wealth it sounds like).

6. She increased the size of government one example being creating a new cabinet to address climate change and reduce greenhouse emissions.

7. She passed the AGIA and announced TransCanada Corporation as the sole AGIA compliant applicant. She then awarded them $500 million in seed money and a license to build and operate the $26 billion pipeline.

8. The firing of Public Safety Commisioner Walter Monegan who alleges it was in retaliation for not firing Palin's former Brother in law Mike Wooten who was in a custody battle with Palin's sister.

Just a few reasons why I will not vote for this hypocrit.

[Androidpk]

Answer - she's a politician(wannabe).

[Firestorm Killa]

Answer - she's a politician(wannabe).

Yep. Another Progressive pretending to be a conservative.

[Showal]

Yep. Another Progressive pretending to be a conservative.

and you are another network engineer pretending to be older and ex military.

[Cephalopod]

Pretty much all of the currently-in-office folks (which Palin obviously isn't, but whatever) that decry earmarks are guilty of using them liberally in the past. You may have some trouble identifying someone that meets your definition of 'conservative' anywhere in the electorate.

Even Mr. Pork-Ban himself, Jim DeMint, is guilty of rolling in earmarks in the past. He sees the error of his ways now and is (in his own words) a 'recovering earmarker', right? Not just because he's trying to win Tea Party support, right? He wouldn't ever go back to inserting earmarks into bills if it was convenient at the time, right?

ETA: I support an earmark ban. My point isn't to indicate I support that way of doing politics, merely that all of the anti-pork representatives and senators are pretty much across-the-board hypocrites.

[Cephalopod]

4. She gave $1,200 dollars to every Alaska citizen to help pay their Electricity bills.


State-subsidized power! This is downright socialism.

[Firestorm Killa]

Pretty much all of the currently-in-office folks (which Palin obviously isn't, but whatever) that decry earmarks are guilty of using them liberally in the past. You may have some trouble identifying someone that meets your definition of 'conservative' anywhere in the electorate.

Even Mr. Pork-Ban himself, Jim DeMint, is guilty of rolling in earmarks in the past. He sees the error of his ways now and is (in his own words) a 'recovering earmarker', right? Not just because he's trying to win Tea Party support, right? He wouldn't ever go back to inserting earmarks into bills if it was convenient at the time, right?

It's one thing to do it then later come out and admit you were wrong like Jim Demint. A totally different to just deny that you did it and pretend it never happened like Palin does.

[Firestorm Killa]

State-subsidized power! This is downright socialism.

It's in a nutshell a bailout, or Welfare or whatever you choose to call it. The very thing she decries now.

[AnticorRifling]

and you are another network engineer pretending to be older and ex military.

HAHAHAHAHA YES!

My dad's company had a network guy from their corporate office come out to do some work on their systems and we was talking about being former special forces and all this shit. So my dad being awesome invites him out to the range to shoot. Guy shows up in classic I'm a douche and haven't ever done shit attire (camo pants and a black tshirt). Dad hands him a FN-FAL and he didn't know the business end from the butt plate. Classic. He, of course, had dad and the other guys take pictures of him holding all the rifles and shooting them and shit (which is standard for someone new to big iron) we know he just wanted the pics so when he goes to other sites he can prove his special forces'ness.

[Firestorm Killa]

and you are another network engineer pretending to be older and ex military.

Look here you ignorant fag, I was a network engineer, I am older then alot of people here, and I am ex military. So why dont you go fuck your pig of a wife in the ass while you daydream of Warriorbird's worn out asshole.

[NocturnalRob]

Look here you ignorant fag, I was a network engineer, I am older then alot of people here, and I am ex military. So why dont you go fuck your pig of a wife in the ass while you daydream of Warriorbird's worn out asshole.
Angry troll is angry.

[Keller]

Now Palin preaches nothing but Fiscal responsibility but not many people take the time to look up her 'work' in Alaska.
She now decries Earmarks, Pork-Barrel Spending, Raising of Taxes and Redistribution of Wealth, Big Government, and Special Interest Groups. But here is her Record.

1. Sarah Palin has push for huge amounts of Earmarks most notably: $223 Million for a bridge to an island with 50 Residents. In Budget year 2008 she requested $256 million in earmarks. 2009 Budget $197 million. Fiscal Year 2010 before her resignation she requested 8 earmarks worth $69.1 million.

2. In 2007 Palin signed into law a $6.6 billion operating budget, the largest in Alaska's history.

3. She gave jobs to friends and lobbyists to oversee the industries in which they used to represent.

4. She gave $1,200 dollars to every Alaska citizen to help pay their Electricity bills.

5. She increased the Severance tax on oil companies(which goes to the citizens, redistribution of wealth it sounds like).

6. She increased the size of government one example being creating a new cabinet to address climate change and reduce greenhouse emissions.

7. She passed the AGIA and announced TransCanada Corporation as the sole AGIA compliant applicant. She then awarded them $500 million in seed money and a license to build and operate the $26 billion pipeline.

8. The firing of Public Safety Commisioner Walter Monegan who alleges it was in retaliation for not firing Palin's former Brother in law Mike Wooten who was in a custody battle with Palin's sister.

Just a few reasons why I will not vote for this hypocrit.

You forgot to log into ClydeR.

[Keller]

Seriously though. All that was missing from that post was hyperlinks and a few truncated quotes.

Does this make ClydeR no longer satirical if an actual conservative acts like him?

[Warriorbird]

Look here you ignorant fag, I was a network engineer, I am older then alot of people here, and I am ex military.

I think somebody has an 'I want to be Anticor' complex.

[Firestorm Killa]

I think somebody has an 'I want to be Anticor' complex.

I think you believe in big government because your lacking elsewhere.

[Keller]

I think you believe in big government because your lacking elsewhere.

PWND!1

What are you gonna do now, WB? He just you've got a backlash weener.

[NocturnalRob]

I think somebody has an 'I want to be Anticor' complex.
Could be worse. You could actually be Anticor.

[diethx]

Angry troll is angry.

He is seriously the worst troll on the face of the internet.

[Firestorm Killa]

He is seriously the worst troll on the face of the internet.

I was totally a troll when I fucked your woman. I pulled out, shot my load in my hand, then smacked the bitch with it.

[NocturnalRob]

I was totally a troll when I fucked your woman. I pulled out, shot my load in my hand, then smacked the bitch with it.
Diethx is a woman. And straight.

Illogical troll is illogical.

[Firestorm Killa]

PWND!1

What are you gonna do now, WB? He just you've got a backlash weener.

Yep, he has an inny that why he wants a massive communist government.

[Keller]

Yep, he has an inny that why he wants a massive communist government.

I was mocking you.

Drop the shovel.

The hole is already deep enough.

[Firestorm Killa]

Diethx is a woman. And straight.

Illogical troll is illogical.

Oh damn I thought I was talking to her man.

[Warriorbird]

Yep, he has an inny that why he wants a massive communist government.

Poor thing. He can't even manage "IGNORE EVERYBODY."

I better watch out! Classified fire control/network engineering missions!

[Firestorm Killa]

I was mocking you.

Drop the shovel.

The hole is already deep enough.

You call that mocking? LMAO! Keller has to be Anticor, now the truth comes out.

[Keller]

You call that mocking? LMAO! Keller has to be Anticor, now the truth comes out.

What causes you to infer that I am Anticor?

[Firestorm Killa]

What causes you to infer that I am Anticor?

Because you both totally suck dick when it comes to mocking.

[Deathravin]

Was this in dispute? Are there still people outside the trailer park folk that didn't gleam during the 28 months since she was thrust into the public light that she is completely worthless?

There are several antonyms of 'competent' and 'intelligent' that I could use to describe her, but she's simply not worth the time.

[Firestorm Killa]

Was this in dispute? Are there still people outside the trailer park folk that didn't gleam during the 28 months since she was thrust into the public light that she is completely worthless?

There are several antonyms of 'competent' and 'intelligent' that I could use to describe her, but she's simply not worth the time.

Holy shit someone who isn't mocking me for my views on Palin.

[Keller]

Because you both totally suck dick when it comes to mocking.

You're totally right.

Next time, I'll just say I fucked your woman in the ass as she told me about your little dick.

[Showal]

Look here you ignorant fag, I was a network engineer, I am older then alot of people here, and I am ex military. So why dont you go fuck your pig of a wife in the ass while you daydream of Warriorbird's worn out asshole.

I thought I was being ignored.


Seriously Go Fuck your self. Your ignored.

You're not older than a lot of people here. You're not as old as you try to make yourself out to be.


Sorry, but I am 23. Gah such dumbasses. hehe. :D


Wow forgot all about that. Lmao! Yeah I was a network engineer, then I joined the military. So what? Yeah I fudged my age a bit big deal. You lie about being a red ninja.

You're not ex military. You couldn't even get your "rate" correct, nevermind the term itself.


Whats it matter to you? We don't have MOS in the navy. It's called Rate.

You lie all the time.


I never wrote any of that shit so why don't you quit being a little bitch?

You have been caught making new usernames to be deceitful.

Ever thought of going into politics? Let's not start calling out Sarah Palin for being a liar when you can't keep a single story straight.

[diethx]

I was totally a troll when I fucked your woman. I pulled out, shot my load in my hand, then smacked the bitch with it.

http://hville.hostzi.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/unsuccessful_troll.jpg

[Keller]

Holy shit someone who isn't mocking me for my views on Palin.

I think everyone would agree with your views on Palin.

We're mocking you as a person.

[Showal]

Donnie, let's not forget:


<<<Dargius jumps onto the featherbed plays a lil, and leaves a stain>>>

[Firestorm Killa]

You're totally right.

Next time, I'll just say I fucked your woman in the ass as she told me about your little dick.

I went ass to mouth with your's. Tell me something, how does that creamy turd taste?

[pabstblueribbon]

I went ass to mouth with your's. Tell me something, how does that creamy turd taste?

Goddamn. How are you this fucking dumb? You can't form complete thoughts or sentences. Your grasp of the English language is rudimentary at best.

Seriously. How can you not know the correct way to use your, yours, and you're.

You are no longer entertaining me. Find a fire, and die in it immediately.

[Firestorm Killa]

I thought I was being ignored.



You're not older than a lot of people here. You're not as old as you try to make yourself out to be.





You're not ex military. You couldn't even get your "rate" correct, nevermind the term itself.



You lie all the time.



You have been caught making new usernames to be deceitful.

Ever thought of going into politics? Let's not start calling out Sarah Palin for being a liar when you can't keep a single story straight.

It's a rating you stupid fuck. Why don't you go hang yourself dude, your wasting my air.

[TheEschaton]

Although I would disagree on the bit where he calls Palin a progressive in disguise.

Cause that'd be one damn good disguise.

[Firestorm Killa]

Goddamn. How are you this fucking dumb? You can't form complete thoughts or sentences. Your grasp of the English language is rudimentary at best.

Seriously. How can you not know the correct way to use your, yours, and you're.

You are no longer entertaining me. Find a fire, and die in it immediately.

Go milk a bull.

[Keller]

Goddamn. How are you this fucking dumb? You can't form complete thoughts or sentences. Your grasp of the English language is rudimentary at best.

Seriously. How can you not know the correct way to use your, yours, and you're.

You are no longer entertaining me. Find a fire, and die in it immediately.


It's a rating you stupid fuck. Why don't you go hang yourself dude, your wasting my air.

Creepy.

[Keller]

Go milk a bull.

How is your mom doing these days?

OMG AH'M LERNENG!

[Firestorm Killa]

Creepy.

Seriously STFU about spelling. It's the god damn internet. It has a different set of fucking rules.

[Firestorm Killa]

How is your mom doing these days?

OMG AH'M LERNENG!

She's a dumb whore who probably gave you herpes.

[diethx]

Seriously STFU about spelling. It's the god damn internet. It has a different set of fucking rules.

Nah, I bet you're just as retarded in real life as you are here on the internet.

[Showal]

It's a rating you stupid fuck. Why don't you go hang yourself dude, your wasting my air.

You are veeeeeery clever! I'm waiting for the "HOWS THAT SWAZSTICKER TATOO HEALING?" insult next.

[Keller]

Seriously STFU about spelling. It's the god damn internet. It has a different set of fucking rules.

The internet: where abortion was per se illegal in 1978 and playing modern warfare in your grandma's basement is considered "enlisting".

[pabstblueribbon]

How is your mom doing these days?

OMG AH'M LERNENG!


She's a dumb whore who probably gave you herpes.

I bet you're a real buzzkill on mothers day.

:(

[Firestorm Killa]

Nah, I bet you're just as retarded in real life as you are here on the internet.

I bet your a stupid fat blonde bitch who hunts for glory holes.

[Showal]

The internet: where abortion was per se illegal in 1978 and playing modern warfare in your grandma's basement is considered "enlisting".

DUDE WAR FUCKS WITH YOU'RE MIND FOR REAL I'M SERIOUS

[Keller]

She's a dumb whore who probably gave you herpes.

Oh, I get it.

He's got mommy issues.

You've got to think about it from her perspective. If you were your mom, wouldn't you distance yourself from you, too?

[diethx]

I bet your a stupid fat blonde bitch who hunts for glory holes.

http://www.gogaminggiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/facepalm.jpg

[Showal]

I bet you're a real buzzkill on mothers day.

:(

hahahaha

He didn't understand the "your". If he wrote "HOW'S YOU ARE MOM DOING THESE DAYS?" he would have gotten it.

[Firestorm Killa]

The internet: where abortion was per se illegal in 1978 and playing modern warfare in your grandma's basement is considered "enlisting".

Seriously go fuck yourself. And enjoy my mom's gift to you.

[diethx]

Too bad she didn't gift us with the miracle of abortion.

[Showal]

Seriously go fuck yourself. And enjoy my mom's gift to you.

Donnie, you're grandmother called. She says dinner is ready so stop playing on the internet.

[Warriorbird]

Seriously STFU about spelling. It's the god damn internet. It has a different set of fucking rules.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5443/daragon.png

Daragon is apparently a fan of K-pop or something.

[Firestorm Killa]

Donnie, you're grandmother called. She says dinner is ready so stop playing on the internet.

Shows what you know you stupid fuck. Epic fail.

[NocturnalRob]

Too bad she didn't gift us with the miracle of abortion.
I'm sure she tried. The holes in his head match the diameter of a coat hanger wire pretty well.

[Keller]

Too bad she didn't gift us with the miracle of abortion.

She would have, but it was illegal when he was born.

[Showal]

Too bad she didn't gift us with the miracle of abortion.


Too bad when I was born abortions were still illegal lmao!

She couldnt!

[Keller]

There is really nothing that brings the PC together better than new village idiots.

:grouphug:

[Firestorm Killa]

She would have, but it was illegal when he was born.

It will be soon when the Republicans challenge the Roe v Wade decision.

[Showal]

Shows what you know you stupid fuck. Epic fail.

YEAH! SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW

[diethx]

She couldnt!

It would've been worth going to jail over. She could've tried harder. She should've tried harder. What a lazy bitch, no wonder he is how he is.

[Firestorm Killa]

She couldnt!

The best part of you went on your mom's tits when I pulled out son.

[Showal]

It will be soon when the Republicans challenge the Roe v Wade decision.

SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW YOU SON OF A BITCH! REMEMBER WHEN YOU TEXTED ME LAST NIGHT AND SAID "I GOT ANALED LAST NIGHT BY A MAN"? LAMMAOO!!!!

[Showal]

The best part of you went on your mom's tits when I pulled out son.

When you were two you did this? SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW

[Firestorm Killa]

It would've been worth going to jail over. She could've tried harder. She should've tried harder. What a lazy bitch, no wonder he is how he is.

Seriously slut, don't you have some half and halfs to give downtown about now? Better hurry or your daddy gonna beat that ass.

[Firestorm Killa]

When you were two you did this? SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW

I matured very early. Yep your mom is literally a cradle robber.

[NocturnalRob]

Seriously slut, don't you have some half and halfs to give downtown about now? Better hurry or your daddy gonna beat that ass.
YEAH GO MAKE ME MY MONEY HO!!! LAWLAZZALZSZZZZ

[Showal]

seriously.

[Showal]

I matured very early. Yep your mom is literally a cradle robber.

HOLY SHIT! THIS IS A GOOD ONE! ALL CAPS ON TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY! I WILL RAM YOUR JAW THROUGH A BRICK FOR SAYING THAT!

[Warriorbird]

It's tough to see the breakdown when people are caught lying about their military record.

[Firestorm Killa]

SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW YOU SON OF A BITCH! REMEMBER WHEN YOU TEXTED ME LAST NIGHT AND SAID "I GOT ANALED LAST NIGHT BY A MAN"? LAMMAOO!!!!

I know you meant to text warriorbird last night when you were floggin your wife's ass thinking of his. It's ok I won't tell anyone you can stay in the closet.

[diethx]

Seriously slut, don't you have some half and halfs to give downtown about now? Better hurry or your daddy gonna beat that ass.

Nah uh, i'm good for the rest of the week. Your mom has taken over for me. Apparently those downtown guys really love her herpes.

[NocturnalRob]

HOLY SHIT! THIS IS A GOOD ONE! ALL CAPS ON TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY! I WILL RAM YOUR JAW THROUGH A BRICK FOR SAYING THAT!
Dude, don't burn down his house, k?

[Showal]

I know you meant to text warriorbird last night when you were floggin your wife's ass thinking of his. It's ok I won't tell anyone you can stay in the closet.

K THNX I KNEW MY SECRET WAS SAFE WITH YOU

[diethx]

YEAH GO MAKE ME MY MONEY HO!!! LAWLAZZALZSZZZZ

I told you, I won't call you daddy.


It's tough to see the breakdown when people are caught lying about their military record.

I'm not really having a tough time watching this douche wannabe-troll meltdown...

[Warriorbird]

Things we've learned about Daragon's mother.

1. She has herpes.

[Showal]

I know you meant to text warriorbird last night when you were floggin your wife's ass thinking of his. It's ok I won't tell anyone you can stay in the closet.

WB, I meant to text you last night while I was floggin my wife's ass but thinking of yours. Sorry. Next time I'll do it.

[pabstblueribbon]

Things we've learned about Daragon's mother.

1. She has herpes.

2. She literally robs cradles.

[Firestorm Killa]

It's tough to see the breakdown when people are caught lying about their military record.

Did not lie about my military record, and honestly I really don't have to defend it to you or anyone else. If you don't believe it fine don't. I don't give a fuck about people like you. You can all rot in hell I know you and Showal will have loads of ass lovin' there. Fun times huh?

[NocturnalRob]

2. She literally robs cradles.
I thought you accidentally the post and were talking about cradles that I owned. I was confused.

[Firestorm Killa]

2. She literally robs cradles.

Not my mom, that was Showals that robs the cradle.

[NocturnalRob]

2. She literally robs cradles.
3. She's a dumb whore.

[Firestorm Killa]

3. She's a dumb whore.

Yep. She is also an Alcoholic and Crack addict.

[Warriorbird]

WB, I meant to text you last night while I was floggin my wife's ass but thinking of yours. Sorry. Next time I'll do it.

Damnit! We'll have to work that out on the Second Life Gor server.

[NocturnalRob]

4. She is an alcoholic and a crack addict.

[diethx]

FK you may have been a crack baby, but isn't it about time you stop using that as an excuse for being a dumbfuck?

[pabstblueribbon]

Not my mom, that was Showals that robs the cradle.

Ohhhh.

Well, good thing its literal and not figurative, thats all I'm saying.

SHOWS HOW MUCH YOUR KNOW

[Warriorbird]

Yep. She is also an Alcoholic and Crack addict.

http://dimemag.com/wp-content/Images/aron/_Tyrone%20Biggums.jpg

[Firestorm Killa]

FK you may have been a crack baby, but isn't it about time you stop using that as an excuse for being a dumbfuck?

Why don't you go kill some more brain cells and watch the Jersey shore a few more times.

[NocturnalRob]

Joe Rogan! Joe Rogan!!


http://dimemag.com/wp-content/Images/aron/_Tyrone%20Biggums.jpg

[Showal]

Did not lie about my military record, and honestly I really don't have to defend it to you or anyone else. If you don't believe it fine don't. I don't give a fuck about people like you. You can all rot in hell I know you and Showal will have loads of ass lovin' there. Fun times huh?

DOESN"T SOUND LIKE HELL TO ME LMMMAAOOO!!!!!!!

SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!!!

[Firestorm Killa]

Ohhhh.

Well, good thing its literal and not figurative, thats all I'm saying.

SHOWS HOW MUCH YOUR KNOW

I had no problem with you up til now. Shows how much you know. Isn't it time to give your wife another shiner?

[diethx]

Why don't you go kill some more brain cells and watch the Jersey shore a few more times.

You want me to kill more brain cells? Why, so I can be as smart as you are with your fetal alcohol syndrome? Harsh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Showal]

I had no problem with you up til now. Shows how much you know. Isn't it time to give your wife another shiner?

WAIT!?? THERE'S A HELL IN THE DARAGONIAN RELIGION OF BARFIGHTING HOBBIES?

[pabstblueribbon]

I had no problem with you up til now. Shows how much you know. Isn't it time to give your wife another shiner?

Lol, wut?

EDIT: SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW

[Showal]

SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW FIRESTORM KILLA!!!!!

[Warriorbird]

Joe Rogan! Joe Rogan!!

I'll have you know, Rob, Firestorm Killa smokes rocks!

[Firestorm Killa]

SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW FIRESTORM KILLA!!!!!

Your wife's nipples are the size of a half dollar. Tasty too.

[NocturnalRob]

Why, so I can be as smart as your with you're fetal alcohol syndrome?
Fixed for authenticity.

[NocturnalRob]

I'll have you know, Rob, Firestorm Killa smokes rocks!

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
Fuck. I'll get you tomorrow. Love that skit.

[Showal]

Your wife's nipples are the size of a half dollar. Tasty too.

I know! You were there watching while I flogged her ass while thinking about WB and you were focused on my penis!!

[Warriorbird]

WAIT!?? THERE'S A HELL IN THE DARAGONIAN RELIGION OF BARFIGHTING HOBBIES?

http://www.daragon-hideout.com/forums/public/style_images/1_dgheader3.png

Wait till you see their bricks!

[Tgo01]

I know! You were there watching while I flogged her ass while thinking about WB and you were focused on my penis!!

I'm sorry but I'm going to need to see a diagram to follow along with this conversation.

[Showal]

I'm sorry but I'm going to need to see a diagram to follow along with this conversation.

My class is about to start otherwise I would draw a flow chart!!! LMMAO! Show's what you know!

[diethx]

I'm sorry but I'm going to need to see a diagram to follow along with this conversation.

You don't really. Here, let me help:

1. FK says, "DERP DERP PALIN DERP ARRRR I FUCKED YOU'RE WIFE"

2. The collective PC says, "You're an idiot."

3. FK says, "DERP DERP SHOWS WHAT YOUR KNOW!"

[Keller]

From now on, Firestorm Killa shall be known as Crackbaby.

[Showal]

Wait ... why is Palin a hipocrit?

[Firestorm Killa]

I'm sorry but I'm going to need to see a diagram to follow along with this conversation.

Pretty much, I was fucking Showal's wife's pussy doggystyle, while he was 69ing her, I pulled out and shot it in his eyes.

[Showal]

From now on, Firestorm Killa shall be known as Crackbaby.

FIRESTORM KILLA!

HE SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!

[Showal]

Pretty much, I was fucking Showal's wife's pussy doggystyle, while he was 69ing her, I pulled out and shot it in his eyes.

YES! This is what actually happened. I said afterwards "Why would you do that!?" and he said "I had to shoot sperm and you were in the way!". I said "I was underneath! I thought I would be safe from it!" and he said "SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!"

[Firestorm Killa]

YES! This is what actually happened. I said afterwards "Why would you do that!?" and he said "I had to shoot sperm and you were in the way!". I said "I was underneath! I thought I would be safe from it!" and he said "SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!"

Yep this.

[Showal]

Then I asked "HOw's that swatistika tattoo healing?" and he said "REALLY WELL THANKS FOR ASKIN!"

[diethx]

YES! This is what actually happened. I said afterwards "Why would you do that!?" and he said "I had to shoot sperm and you were in the way!". I said "I was underneath! I thought I would be safe from it!" and he said "SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!"

You left out the part where he tried to rub your penis.

[Showal]

AND BY THE WAY I AM NOT MARRIED! SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NocturnalRob]

Wait ... why is Palin a hipocrit?
First of all, there is no excuse for spelling 'hypocrite' so poorly. Therefore, FK must be French. Therefore, everything else is explained away.

[Firestorm Killa]

AND BY THE WAY I AM NOT MARRIED! SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just waiting for your wedding night is all.

[NocturnalRob]

You left out the part where he tried to rub your penis.
IT NEVER HAPPENED I SWEAR TO GOD! SHOWS WHAT YOUR KNOW!!!

[Firestorm Killa]

You left out the part where he tried to rub your penis.

I think you're just lonely and want dick. Look elsewhere.

[Warriorbird]

I think you're just lonely and want dick. Look elsewhere.

http://www.asianpopcorn.com/fanpages_images/DARAGON_COUPLE_so_adorkable__06092009191406.jpg

[diethx]

I think you're just lonely and want dick. Look elsewhere.

Nah i'm good, I get enough dick doing those half and halfs downtown for my daddy, remember? In fact I REALLY needed this break.

[diethx]

http://www.asianpopcorn.com/fanpages_images/DARAGON_COUPLE_so_adorkable__06092009191406.jpg

Oh hey look, that's what Crackbaby's mother should've done instead of getting railed up her herpes-infested cooch. :(

[Firestorm Killa]

I UBER PWNED THESE BOARDS BY ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF YOU! MWAHAHAHAHA!
http://shoryuken.ie/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/batman-pwned.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

Nah i'm good, I get enough dick doing those half and halfs downtown for my daddy, remember? In fact I REALLY needed this break.
You're getting this break because you've been doing such a good job. It's back to work tomorrow!!

[diethx]

Whatever you have to tell yourself to get through another gloomy night, sure.

[NocturnalRob]

FK, 666 posts. Stop now.

[diethx]

You're getting this break because you've been doing such a good job. It's back to work tomorrow!!

NAH UH SO NOT WORKING TOMORROW SHOWS WHAT YOUR KNOW~!

[Firestorm Killa]

Whatever you have to tell yourself to get through another gloomy night, sure.

Yeah no more half assed.

[Firestorm Killa]

FK, 666 posts. Stop now.

Aw damn I wish I noticed that. Woulda been hella cool.

[diethx]

Yeah no more half assed.

Sorry, what? You're saying this was your half-assed retardation? Wow, i'd hate to see your full retard.



















(never go full retard)

[Firestorm Killa]

Sorry, what? You're saying this was your half-assed retardation? Wow, i'd hate to see your full retard.


Don't choke at work tomorrow.

[diethx]

Don't choke at work tomorrow.

I already said I wasn't working tomorrow. SHOWS WHAT YOUR KNOW!

[NocturnalRob]

Don't choke at work tomorrow.
My bitches don't have gag reflexes. SHOWS WHAT YOUR KNOW!!!

[Firestorm Killa]

I already said I wasn't working tomorrow. SHOWS WHAT YOUR KNOW!

Don't make me tell you twice.

[Warriorbird]

Don't make me tell you twice.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8d/Cokehayfever.jpg

Show's what you know!

[Firestorm Killa]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8d/Cokehayfever.jpg

Show's what you know!

Cocaine is a helluva drug!

[Keller]

Cocaine is a helluva drug!

Spoken like a true Crackbaby

[Firestorm Killa]

Spoken like a true Crackbaby

Name's Rick James Bitch! ~Smack!~

[Keller]

Given that we now know that Crackbaby's mental retardation is both (i) real and (ii) not his fault, I feel bad.

But fuck it, we did the same thing to Warclaidhm. Harmnone is not here to save Crackbaby.

[NocturnalRob]

Name's Rick James Bitch
Rick James Bitch? I think this might be one of those few times where proper punctuation and capitalization might hold you in good stead.

[Firestorm Killa]

Given that we now know that Crackbaby's mental retardation is both (i) real and (ii) not his fault, I feel bad.

But fuck it, we did the same thing to Warclaidhm. Harmnone is not here to save Crackbaby.

Fuck you dude I own you. Do you hear what I am sayin? I own you!

[Keller]

Name's Rick James Bitch! ~Smack!~

Mr. Bitch, nice to meet you.

[Firestorm Killa]

Mr. Bitch, nice to meet you.

Mr. Mrs. it doesn't matter! Your still my bitch! ~smack!~

[Warriorbird]

Mr. Mrs. it doesn't matter! Your still my bitch! ~smack!~

I'm not sure the gay people on the board will accept you. Vote, guys?

[Keller]

Mr. Mrs. it doesn't matter! Your still my bitch! ~smack!~

You were doing better when you were underlining.

I'd suggest adopting that as a practice until you master second grade grammar rules.

[Showal]

First of all, there is no excuse for spelling 'hypocrite' so poorly. Therefore, FK must be French. Therefore, everything else is explained away.

I spelled it like I was spelling swasizitika thatoo! It is satire! SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW

[Warriorbird]

FK = "NSA Agent guy"

[Cephalopod]

Holy shit, when I left work there were 11 posts in this thread. There are now 150. ...time to catch up with what must be a glorious trainwreck.

[4a6c1]

Daragon13: Thread from 2003.

Awesome.


The funniest thing in that thread was Bob whining because nobody made fun of his age because he didnt act immature enough to get made fun of.

[Firestorm Killa]

FK = "NSA Agent guy"

nah never did NSA always wanted to though sounds like a cool job.

[AnticorRifling]

Could be worse. You could actually be Anticor.

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah.



Lois this is not my Batman glass.

[Showal]

Lois this is not my Batman glass.

Shows what you know.

[NocturnalRob]

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah.



Lois this is not my Batman glass.
Hahahaha...heartzzzzzz

IT'S FUCKING THURSDAY!! WOOHOO!!