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Nostradamus
12-04-2010, 04:55 PM
I am tired of seeing asshats ruining the game and running other characters off the lands in shattered. Wether it be using real life dollars for protection or not

We already have enough people who have quit. Therefore i am declaring war on asshats of shattered and will start with Michealous.

He has killed a level 3 Bard Ella and Mara level 5 this morning and trying to run them out of town therefore Anyone found helping him will be targeted as well. He has also started and been griefing others such as Jeanluc and his entire MA group. He has also attacked woodstock as well.

I am hoping all will band together to rid this person from the lands and anyone else who decides to bully others will be dealt with the same.

If anyone knows his wearabouts let me know. I encourage all to go after every griefer who isnt killing for the sake of RP.

EDIT - INTEL WANTED LNET CHAT ME FOR LOCATIONS OR WHEN ANY THE ASSHATS LEAVE TOWN

Woodstock, Ella and Mara this one is for you!
You are visible again.
You gesture at Michaelous.
A pulse of pearlescent energy ripples from your spirit slayer toward Michaelous!
CS: +510 - TD: +241 + CvA: -18 + d100: +37 - +5 == +283
Warding failed!
Michaelous shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Michaelous is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

Michaelous appears less secure.
Michaelous appears less confident.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes solid again.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous appears to lose some internal strength.
Michaelous begins to breathe less deeply.
The misty halo fades from Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Michaelous becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Michaelous and fade.
>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!

Hilts
12-04-2010, 05:11 PM
hah, niiiiice

Nostradamus
12-04-2010, 05:22 PM
ou concentrate intently on Michaelous, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Michaelous!
CS: +510 - TD: +239 + CvA: -18 + d100: +49 - +5 == +262
Warding failed!
Michaelous shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Michaelous is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Michaelous and fade.
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Michaelous, then vanishes.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes solid again.
Michaelous begins to breathe less deeply.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Michaelous appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The misty halo fades from Michaelous.
Michaelous appears to lose some internal strength.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
You have overextended yourself!
You're in heavy shock!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!

You will not get much learning in. When you agree to stop griefing lower level characters in the landing I will stop. Warning Henry stop healing him and his alts.

Nostradamus
12-04-2010, 05:47 PM
your choice

You are visible again.
You gesture at Michaelous.
The replenishing effect fades, but you are left with a feeling of wellbeing.
You concentrate intently on Michaelous, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Michaelous!
CS: +510 - TD: +235 + CvA: -18 + d100: +55 - +5 == +272
Warding failed!
Michaelous shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Michaelous is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to abdomen!
He is stunned!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong shot to head messes up brain fatally.

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Michaelous, then vanishes.
Michaelous begins to breathe less deeply.
Michaelous appears to lose some internal strength.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The misty halo fades from Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes solid again.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Michaelous and fade.
Michaelous appears less secure.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!

Nostradamus
12-04-2010, 06:11 PM
Frying in between too bad you dont give experience
Avg. Exp: 2136/hour Gift: 4 days, 16 hours, 10 min, 45 secs.
(2966 Phy converted to Mnt)

Your mind can't take much more of this! You must rest!
>
When you publically agree to stop griefing characters, I will stop griefing you... I believe you call it wheezing, so wheeze

You gesture at Michaelous.
You concentrate intently on Michaelous, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Michaelous!
CS: +510 - TD: +232 + CvA: -18 + d100: +26 - +5 == +246
Warding failed!
Michaelous shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Michaelous is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Hard blow to neck loosens head on shoulders.
Quite fatal!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
Michaelous appears to lose some internal strength.
Michaelous begins to breathe less deeply.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Michaelous, then vanishes.
The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes solid again.
The misty halo fades from Michaelous.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Michaelous becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Michaelous appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
>
A stone mastiff shudders and limps north, snarling in agony.
>nw
You can't go there.
>l
[Stronghold, North Hall]
The hallway is impressively tall, its high ceiling giving it a narrow appearance although it is of spacious width.
Also here: the body of The Legend of Michaelous (prone)

Nostradamus
12-04-2010, 06:22 PM
Speaking to Mara, Hannibal says, "I think ill bone you right now actually."
>
Hannibal stands up.
>
Hannibal walks towards Mara.
>
(Hannibal unbuckles his pants.)
>
Hannibal walks towards Mara.

(Hannibal enjoys himself for a few good minutes with mara then unleashes a tidal wave of sperm deep into mara's anal canal. as he pulls out a slew of sperm mixed blood gushes out for a good 10 minutes after the ordeal is done.)

[voodoo]>cast hannibal
You gesture at Hannibal.
You concentrate intently on Hannibal, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Hannibal!
CS: +475 - TD: +123 + CvA: +12 + d100: +26 - +5 == +385
Warding failed!
Hannibal shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Hannibal is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!

Hannibal becomes solid again.

A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Nostradamus has committed murder!"

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
J>
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
J>1106 snatch
[voodoo]>prepare 1106
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
J>
[voodoo]>cast snatch
You gesture at Snatch.
You concentrate intently on Snatch, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Snatch!
CS: +475 - TD: +27 + CvA: +25 + d100: +84 == +557
Warding failed!
Snatch shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Snatch is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

Snatch becomes solid again.

A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Snatch just bit the dust!

Nostradamus
12-04-2010, 06:47 PM
and still frying between....
stop hunting or yield......

Gonna go on all day mich.... and also there are more characters in shattered on the way to join this cause for all griefers....

Avg. Exp: 2086/hour Gift: 4 days, 15 hours, 35 min, 45 secs.
(2966 Phy converted to Mnt)

Your mind can't take much more of this! You must rest!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Michaelous.
You concentrate intently on Michaelous, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Michaelous!
CS: +510 - TD: +241 + CvA: -18 + d100: +16 - +5 == +227
Warding failed!
Michaelous shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Michaelous is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow breaks neck!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Michaelous and fade.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous appears to lose some internal strength.
The misty halo fades from Michaelous.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Michaelous begins to breathe less deeply.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes solid again.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous appears less secure.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!

RichardCranium
12-04-2010, 06:54 PM
Go kill Sluntty.

Nostradamus
12-04-2010, 07:16 PM
Net]-GSIV:Valgren: "i've probably lost a bit now since I havn't played GS in like forever and at work I pretty much only use Excel"
[PrivateTo]-GSF:Henry: "so thats all it has to do with you.. if it is experience you want ill have my sorc bleed for you inexchange"
[LNet]-GSIV:Marsters: "I still rarely script and have kept the typing speed, I just use it for the most banal stuff like forging"
[LNet]-GSIV:Valgren: "same here"
[LNet]-GSIV:Rydderch: "sloot2 returns this"
[LNet]-GSIV:Rydderch: "--- Exception: undefined method `put_item' for #<Bigshot:0x15d38c6c>"
[PrivateTo]-GSF:Henry: "since im hanging in town, sometimes the good folks need a little help too :)"
[Private]-GSF:Henry: "If your replacing the wounds, I don't give a fuck."
[LNet]-GSIV:Rydderch: "when finishing a skin"
[LNet]-GSIV:Keiiko: "With a typing class AND playing GS, I once got to 130... But I couldn't do that if my life depended on it, now."
[LNet]-GSIV:Rydderch: "won't pickup the skin, stow the dagger and ready my main weapon"
[PrivateTo]-GSF:Henry: "ok make sure to put chaos on your heal list thanks"
[LNet]-GSIV:Valgren: "my mom was a 'staff assistant' for like 20 years, she can type like fucking crazy, 160 or some dumb shit"
[LNet]-GSIV:Malaekai: "any wayy to tell if an item is rechargable apart from a bard?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Valgren: "dictation is apparently a better teacher than GS"
[Private]-GSF:Henry: "Which of your enemies am I blocking?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Rydderch: "nobody?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Rydderch: "noone has gotten sloot2 to successfully skin and loot?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Valgren: "I don't use it Rydd, I have no idea"
[LNet]-GSIV:Marsters: "AHA!"
[LNet]-GSIV:Keiiko: "[Prime]-GSIV:Daenis: "my sloot2 is working fine""
[PrivateTo]-GSF:Henry: "Michealous"

Nostradamus
12-04-2010, 07:17 PM
Go kill Sluntty.


Only the first few hours I did say AGAINST ALL griefers did i not....

NocturnalRob
12-04-2010, 07:20 PM
(Hannibal enjoys himself for a few good minutes with mara then unleashes a tidal wave of sperm deep into mara's anal canal. as he pulls out a slew of sperm mixed blood gushes out for a good 10 minutes after the ordeal is done.)
I'm sorry, but what the fuck? I don't play GS anymore, but I don't recall anything like this ever being allowed.

Tordane
12-04-2010, 07:22 PM
I'm sorry, but what the fuck? I don't play GS anymore, but I don't recall anything like this ever being allowed.

Shattered. No rules with a caveat of no serious game mechanic abuse.

NocturnalRob
12-04-2010, 07:27 PM
Shattered. No rules with a caveat of no serious game mechanic abuse.
Ah, gotcha. Sorry. Didn't understand that.

Pretty fucking bogus rule on language though. That shit's disgusting.

Nostradamus
12-04-2010, 08:18 PM
Witnessed in TSC and his healing was turned back on... Thank you healers for assistanting, I will call on you once more....... DO NOT HEAL or SPELLUP THE GRIEFER'S

>'So you agree to not grief anyone
You say, "So you agree to not grief anyone."
>
The ghostly voice of Michaelous says, "She said i had small penis."
>
The ghostly voice of Michaelous says, "So i had to show her."
>'you have a log showing that
You say, "You have a log showing that."
>
The ghostly voice of Michaelous says, "Its the same log."
>'cause i got 5 IM's
You say, "Cause i got 5 IM's."
>'thats said you were messing with her
You say, "Thats said you were messing with her."
>
You feel more refreshed.
>'same time
You say, "Same time."
>'so leave her be
You say, "So leave her be."
>l
[Thanatoph, Stone Valley]
You see a strange collection of fallen trees and underbrush in a pile to your southeast.
Also here: the body of The Legend of Michaelous (prone)
Obvious paths: northeast
>'agreed?
The ghostly voice of Michaelous says, "'ok."
>
You ask, "Agreed?"
>
The ghostly voice of Michaelous says, "Yes."
>
The ghostly voice of Michaelous says, "Agreed."
>'ok then we are done here
You say, "Ok then we are done here."
>
Michaelous gives a ghostly chuckle.
>hold mich
Michaelous's hands are out of reach.
>'want a fog
You say, "Want a fog."
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
The ghostly voice of Michaelous says, "Ok."
>'told you im protective3
You say, "Told you im protective3."
>hold mich
You reach down and tenderly cradle Michaelous's lifeless hand in yours.
>incant 130
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Spirit Guide spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
Your surroundings blur for a moment . . .

[Wehnimer's, Erebor Square]
The dome of a large temple rises above this peaceful square, silhouetted against the starlit sky. The circular building is surrounded by marble porticos and teak columns, and a promenade leads to two pillars, through which the inner sanctum can be glimpsed. A locked almsbox is securely bolted to an iron pole alongside the pillars. You also see a wrought-iron gate and a glowing white stone.
Also here: the body of The Legend of Michaelous (prone)
Obvious paths: east, south, west
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Your head aches and you feel nauseated.
Roundtime: 7 sec.
R>'tired of people making others quit
You say, "Tired of people making others quit."
>
The ghostly voice of Michaelous says, "'im too weak to be a griefer."
>'any griefers im after
You say, "Any griefers im after."

-NOW ON TO THE NEXT --- TO BE CONTINUED CHAPTER 2 AFTER WORK

Hilts
12-04-2010, 08:46 PM
:clap:

bravo

mrjrd222
12-04-2010, 08:55 PM
I think he only agreed to stop griefing that one girl, not everyone!

kookiegod
12-04-2010, 08:57 PM
I'm sorry, but what the fuck? I don't play GS anymore, but I don't recall anything like this ever being allowed.

Why I gave up on Shattered...no rules is cool, but some things go too far.

waywardgs
12-04-2010, 09:27 PM
The PC is to shattered what the Officials are to prime.

or something.

Nostradamus
12-04-2010, 09:31 PM
I think he only agreed to stop griefing that one girl, not everyone!

No i didnt have the entire clip he also went into Hannibal's soul and said he would stop.

It was for all griefing the one girl he pretended to rape though pissed alot of people off. So Although he cannot grief anymore, and a truce came out of it as well with others he been fighting. They may still react with revenge for her.

If he griefs again, I will be back.... worse this time but for now there is other fishes to fry here....:club:

Asha
12-04-2010, 09:33 PM
That language was disgusting. I'm curious what other reasons people have quit over. Was it that sort of thing specifically Paul?

Ella
12-04-2010, 10:03 PM
I had moved Mara and Ella to icemule for safety. Thanks for your help with this. :thanx:


We'll see...

Androidpk
12-04-2010, 10:14 PM
That shit is disgusting and is the number #1 reason why I would never play shattered. As Paul said no rules is fine with me but you have to draw a line somewhere and stuff like that is just unacceptable.

Nostradamus
12-04-2010, 10:33 PM
An occasional skirmish is cool,

I think people have had enough. When you attack someone once and leave them alone after and don't continue to kill them afk.

I spoke with Sluntty tonight he is doing his own thing now and not killing anyone.

So many people have asked me to go after Sluntty since he seems to be the worse of the griefers. He is currently leaving people alone to do his thing. He also said he reacted to people going after him as well.

I will leave him alone as well, He is leaving everyone else alone

If you get griefed PM me or IM gs4 chaos, remember this is shattered one time death is a death not griefing. IMHO

kookiegod
12-04-2010, 10:43 PM
That language was disgusting. I'm curious what other reasons people have quit over. Was it that sort of thing specifically Paul?

Meh, that, but mostly, I play a fantasy roleplaying game for the fantasy.

I'm fine with a lot of the alters as stupid as many of them are, the PKs, the GM kills FNR, etc, but at some point, and it only took a week, the line between fantasy roleplaying game with a deep history and genre, and all that got to the point I just saw it as a giant sandbox. No rules, no limits, but no genre, no history and that just wasn't for me.

I'm hardly the best RPer, but I ain't bad, and all my chars have a personality and issues, and I try to have histories and motivations, but I make an effort to try.

But when you get that sort of rape, too much high end gear released to a privilaged few, and lets see, this is now the third (??) big to do about a few people going nuts on one group or another, and just...

nawp..

Androidpk
12-04-2010, 10:52 PM
You mean you didn't like the robotic unicorns, exoskeleton suits, and nerf bows?

Makkah
12-04-2010, 10:55 PM
Anyone remember the GM in Prime that had a fumbled cast at a merchant even and typed "MERCHANT jumps on the ball!" afterwards?

That was RP!

RichardCranium
12-04-2010, 10:58 PM
An occasional skirmish is cool,

I think people have had enough. When you attack someone once and leave them alone after and don't continue to kill them afk.

I spoke with Sluntty tonight he is doing his own thing now and not killing anyone.

So many people have asked me to go after Sluntty since he seems to be the worse of the griefers. He is currently in RR and leaving people alone to his camps. He also said he reacted to people going after him as well.

I will leave him alone as well, He is leaving everyone else alone

If you get griefed PM me or IM gs4 chaos, remember this is shattered one time death is a death not griefing. IMHO

Sluntty camped my freshly rolled level 1 character in Icemule last night for a solid hour in rats. He's full of shit. Grief him on sight.

Fortybox
12-04-2010, 11:05 PM
You mean you didn't like the robotic unicorns, exoskeleton suits, and nerf bows?

Robotic unicorns are awesomesauce.

Language like that is very rare. You guys make it sound like it's like this all the time. It isn't.

Latrinsorm
12-05-2010, 12:06 AM
I'm honestly surprised by the reactions his language is generating, in the sense that it doesn't seem dramatically worse than all the other bs that went on and continues to go on in Shattered.

Ella
12-05-2010, 08:16 AM
The body of the young empath, Mara was found early this morning in the Raging Thrak Inn. The authorities had no comment on the cause of permanent death. After much searching by this reporter her one remaining relative was found in the bar and gave this comment, "Well, at least she left me her stuff."

Stanley Burrell
12-05-2010, 08:27 AM
The only thing that could probably ever bother me in Shattered would be someone writing a script, probably, that screen-scrolled with just enough pausing to not boot them. Probably something, like, a RECITE or SING do-loop with lots of ; thrown in.

Nostradamus
12-05-2010, 08:35 AM
The body of the young empath, Mara was found early this morning in the Raging Thrak Inn. The authorities had no comment on the cause of permanent death. After much searching by this reporter her one remaining relative was found in the bar and gave this comment, "Well, at least she left me her stuff."

Who killed her?

Ella
12-05-2010, 08:42 AM
Who killed her?

I did. :club:

Parkbandit
12-05-2010, 08:57 AM
I am tired of seeing asshats ruining the game and running other characters off the lands in shattered. Wether it be using real life dollars for protection or not

We already have enough people who have quit. Therefore i am declaring war on asshats of shattered and will start with Michealous.


So, you don't like it when others impose their will upon players.. yet you are doing the same exact thing. You want Shattered to be played by your rules, yet the entire concept of Shattered is that there are no rules.

Awesome double standard.


The body of the young empath, Mara was found early this morning in the Raging Thrak Inn. The authorities had no comment on the cause of permanent death. After much searching by this reporter her one remaining relative was found in the bar and gave this comment, "Well, at least she left me her stuff."

What made you play Shattered in the first place, if you don't like to be killed by other players?

Sounds like you should stick to prime, where you can have the GMs protect you.

Ella
12-05-2010, 09:13 AM
So, you don't like it when others impose their will upon players.. yet you are doing the same exact thing. You want Shattered to be played by your rules, yet the entire concept of Shattered is that there are no rules.

Awesome double standard.



What made you play Shattered in the first place, if you don't like to be killed by other players?

Sounds like you should stick to prime, where you can have the GMs protect you.

:wtf:

Actually, I retired Mara for a few reasons. Certainly not because she was murdered while afk by someone at least 30 levels above her, although that was annoying.

The main reason she's gone is that I really didn't want to continue being "that girl that was ass-raped by Hannibal." She was only level 5. No great loss.

kookiegod
12-05-2010, 09:46 AM
You mean you didn't like the robotic unicorns, exoskeleton suits, and nerf bows?

Heh, nawp, not my thing.

Its a great free form sandbox for players and GMs, dun get me wrong, but thats all it is.

Nostradamus
12-05-2010, 10:04 AM
So, you don't like it when others impose their will upon players.. yet you are doing the same exact thing. You want Shattered to be played by your rules, yet the entire concept of Shattered is that there are no rules.

Awesome double standard.



No its not my rules. But I'm not gonna sit by when new players come here to play (when we are down to 100 on the server and most MA's) and some level 70+ character decides he is gonna grief characters that are 50 levels below them by killing them over and over again.

Or by stealing their gear, or by extortion.

Occasional kill here and there I am totally fine with. So if people grief others im gonna help them, not a double standard at all. I'm not gonna allow the school bully to take over the school yard.


Active Players: 102

Gelston
12-05-2010, 10:47 AM
He doesn't want new players scared off by asshats. I don't see any issue.

SpiffyJr
12-05-2010, 10:53 AM
Sounds like you want to play hero.. exerting your will and rules upon others.

Let me guess, you hit cap and now believe you are king of the hill...

Like I said.. awesome double standard.

Eh? If I didn't sell Pandin I'd be doing the same thing (kinda like when we "fought" Marlu). Assholes ruin the game for everyone. They can be assholes all they want and do what they want but in Shattered they can expect retaliation. So far, all the assholes have tucked tail and ran like bitches when confronted.

Drunken Durfin
12-05-2010, 11:00 AM
He doesn't want new players scared off by asshats. I don't see any issue.

This.

There is a big difference between the actions of these two. One is deliberately being an ass, the other is attempting to make him quit.

Let's not re-hash all these arguments that have already been beaten to death though. If you are feeling nostalgic for this type of back-and-forth, just go re-read all of the Marlu posts on this exact same topic and pretend you are Mordie, you seem to be adopting his (flawed)logic.

Glitch
12-05-2010, 11:11 AM
I feel like I've read this thread before...

Parkbandit
12-05-2010, 11:30 AM
I see someone proclaiming himself protector of the game because he hit cap and can pretty much demand that you follow his rules in a game specifically designed to have no rules. Nostradamus has proclaimed Shattered a No Grieving game, so now, if you do not follow his rule, he will come and kill you until you comply.

It's easy to come across like the good guy because no one likes Michaelous or whoever is doing the grieving.. but I see no difference between what Michaelous was doing and what Nostradamus is now doing.

It's someone who is using their levels to force a change in another player's behavior.

Parkbandit
12-05-2010, 11:32 AM
He doesn't want new players scared off by asshats. I don't see any issue.

I would say more people have left Shattered because of the lack of conflict since Marlu folded up than a new player being attacked by another player.

Glitch
12-05-2010, 11:34 AM
What would you suggest instead?

Bhaalizmo
12-05-2010, 12:19 PM
Pwning noobs is bad mmkay.

Pwning people who pwn noobs is good mmkay.

Glitch
12-05-2010, 12:29 PM
I would say more people have left Shattered because of the lack of conflict since Marlu folded up than a new player being attacked by another player.

If we do not fight back, there is less conflict for people to latch onto as well. Since people leave by being griefed and by not having conflict, sitting around doing nothing encourages people to leave on both levels.

On one hand you condemn people for participating in conflict and with the other you tell them there isn't enough conflict.

Parkbandit
12-05-2010, 12:36 PM
If we do not fight back, there is less conflict for people to latch onto as well. Since people leave by being griefed and by not having conflict, sitting around doing nothing encourages people to leave on both levels.

On one hand you condemn people for participating in conflict and with the other you tell them there isn't enough conflict.

I didn't condemn anyone.. I pointed out a simple truth.

Glitch
12-05-2010, 02:17 PM
I didn't condemn anyone.. I pointed out a simple truth.

Synonyms: adjudge, belittle, blow whistle on, call down, castigate, censure, chide, come down on, criticize, damn, decry, denounce, denunciate, deprecate, depreciate, disapprove, disparage, doom, find fault with, find guilty, frame, hang something on, judge, knock, lay at one's door, let have it, name, pass sentence on, pin it on, point finger at, pronounce, proscribe, punish, put away, put down, reprehend, reproach, reprobate, reprove, send up, send up the river, sentence, skin, thumbs down on, upbraid

Let's pick a synonym then and try to keep to the argument instead of derailing the point. It certainly appears like you're trying to take a side, so...


I see someone proclaiming himself protector of the game because he hit cap and can pretty much demand that you follow his rules in a game specifically designed to have no rules. Nostradamus has proclaimed Shattered a No Grieving game, so now, if you do not follow his rule, he will come and kill you until you comply.

It's easy to come across like the good guy because no one likes Michaelous or whoever is doing the grieving.. but I see no difference between what Michaelous was doing and what Nostradamus is now doing.

It's someone who is using their levels to force a change in another player's behavior.

I'll go back to my first question. We have players who are using either their level or absolute freedom to grief someone unwilling. Instead of using our level to force a change in that player's behavior, what do you propose that we do?

We ran into the same problem with the Marlu debacle. When it becomes clear at some point that mere words aren't going to sway actions, you're forced to either play Switzerland or start trying to enforce some kind of community justice.

Taeguk
12-05-2010, 03:11 PM
I think I want to be one of the bad guys if something akin to the Marlu stuff kicks up again. That being said, the stuff that Michaelous is doing (text sodomy with TMI) is just plain wrong.

Check your meds, you need help.

Hilts
12-05-2010, 04:02 PM
I think I want to be one of the bad guys if something akin to the Marlu stuff kicks up again. That being said, the stuff that Michaelous is doing (text sodomy with TMI) is just plain wrong.

Check your meds, you need help.

mich is just mad cuz i mouth raped him with snoopy a week ago :)

Glitch
12-05-2010, 04:10 PM
I think I want to be one of the bad guys if something akin to the Marlu stuff kicks up again.

So start it up! Just do it in such a way that half the server doesn't gang up on you for being a fuck stick.

I realize that's easier than it sounds... You either kill a bunch of people for entertainment and get ass-raped, or you try to RP it in a world where no one is required to even attempt a coherent conversation. I'm sure if there's a way to walk that line, someone here can figure it out...

Nostradamus
12-05-2010, 05:34 PM
I see someone proclaiming himself protector of the game because he hit cap and can pretty much demand that you follow his rules in a game specifically designed to have no rules. Nostradamus has proclaimed Shattered a No Grieving game, so now, if you do not follow his rule, he will come and kill you until you comply.

It's easy to come across like the good guy because no one likes Michaelous or whoever is doing the grieving.. but I see no difference between what Michaelous was doing and what Nostradamus is now doing.

It's someone who is using their levels to force a change in another player's behavior.

I am not forcing anything. If they wanna go and continue to kill newb characters let them. BUT I will do the same to them, Why cause its the right thing to do.

And when the agree to stop I stopped. Just like in the case of Michealous. He agreed to stop griefing. Never did I ever say you cant kill a character. There is a big difference between killing someone once and a while and killing them 50 levels below you over and over when you know they will never have a chance.

IMHO, I am just helping to level the playing field.

If they don't grief I am not doing nothing.... If it was SO wrong why are so many people willing to come and help stop them?

Empaths are here already PM me saying to leave lists there willing to take all griefers off the auto heals.... Thats because no one was willing to do anything and they just didnt want to be involved. OR because they are not at a sufficient level to help out and trying to stay below the radar.

I already went through this once and we lost alot of accts that played with us. Kill people Im cool with it, I mean Katze killed 500 people at least but no one cares cause he dont grief them.

Parkbandit
12-05-2010, 07:11 PM
Synonyms: adjudge, belittle, blow whistle on, call down, castigate, censure, chide, come down on, criticize, damn, decry, denounce, denunciate, deprecate, depreciate, disapprove, disparage, doom, find fault with, find guilty, frame, hang something on, judge, knock, lay at one's door, let have it, name, pass sentence on, pin it on, point finger at, pronounce, proscribe, punish, put away, put down, reprehend, reproach, reprobate, reprove, send up, send up the river, sentence, skin, thumbs down on, upbraid

Let's pick a synonym then and try to keep to the argument instead of derailing the point. It certainly appears like you're trying to take a side, so...

Or, just educate yourself on the meaning of "condemn"? Don't blame me for your inability to communicate effectively.



I'll go back to my first question. We have players who are using either their level or absolute freedom to grief someone unwilling. Instead of using our level to force a change in that player's behavior, what do you propose that we do?

I couldn't give two shits what you do to be honest. Once again, I was merely pointing to a double standard that the OP clearly has.



We ran into the same problem with the Marlu debacle. When it becomes clear at some point that mere words aren't going to sway actions, you're forced to either play Switzerland or start trying to enforce some kind of community justice.

And yet during the Marl debacle, there was tons of interest in the game. Now, the people I talk to barely pay attention to the game.. just run your script and look in on it from time to time while doing something they actually are entertained by. It won't be long before those people will be leaving the game as well.

Parkbandit
12-05-2010, 07:37 PM
I am not forcing anything. If they wanna go and continue to kill newb characters let them. BUT I will do the same to them, Why cause its the right thing to do.

Who determines what is right and wrong in a game without rules.. you?



And when the agree to stop I stopped. Just like in the case of Michealous. He agreed to stop griefing. Never did I ever say you cant kill a character. There is a big difference between killing someone once and a while and killing them 50 levels below you over and over when you know they will never have a chance.

Again, play by your rules or else.




IMHO, I am just helping to level the playing field.


Looks like you are just stroking your epeen because you hit cap.


If they don't grief I am not doing nothing.... If it was SO wrong why are so many people willing to come and help stop them?

I never said it was either right or wrong. I just find it amusing that you believe you are doing the "right" thing by killing anyone who isn't playing a game with no rules.. by your rules.



Empaths are here already PM me saying to leave lists there willing to take all griefers off the auto heals.... Thats because no one was willing to do anything and they just didnt want to be involved. OR because they are not at a sufficient level to help out and trying to stay below the radar.

I already went through this once and we lost alot of accts that played with us. Kill people Im cool with it, I mean Katze killed 500 people at least but no one cares cause he dont grief them.[/QUOTE]

Well heck, why didn't you say that the empaths were happy you are killing people. That changes everything!

Michaelous
12-05-2010, 07:37 PM
first of all this was an isolated incident, Me killing a bunch of young people in landing who had thier group open imo deserve to have been killed. None of them were grieved unless you call being killed once for having your group open grieving..

second. You idiots sound like your in preschool waa waa whining about some rapage that i did.. you act like youve never read any adult novel before. its the ability to disgust people or summon any emotion, that makes gemstone what it is. The fact that i can make you quit just by writing something so sick is where i truely gain my power. so if you cant handle it go back to prime, and chances are i will probobly do more rapage especially when the chick accuses me of having a small penis so get used to it.

Third nostra is a great guy, and i understand where he is coming from, granted i would do things diffrently if i were him. hell if it wasnt for nostra i would probobly still be lvl 10

Back
12-05-2010, 07:39 PM
Holy Jesus Lord Almighty its GRIEF and GRIEFING for fuck sake.

RichardCranium
12-05-2010, 07:46 PM
The fact that i can make you quit just by writing something so sick is where i truely gain my power.

You are a sad, sad, sad person. With a small penis.

Hilts
12-05-2010, 07:50 PM
You are a sad, sad, sad person. With a small penis.

:rofl:

Michaelous
12-05-2010, 07:53 PM
You are a sad, sad, sad person. With a small penis.

better watch it or ill make you quit the pc too, never mind my penis ill use a spiked rusty metal bat on your ass bitch.

RichardCranium
12-05-2010, 07:57 PM
Are you gonna light my ass on fire?

Taeguk
12-05-2010, 09:26 PM
Who determines what is right and wrong in a game without rules.. you?

Do you really have no concept of right and wrong or are you just trolling?



second. You idiots sound like your in preschool waa waa whining about some rapage that i did.. you act like youve never read any adult novel before.

Actually, no, I have not. Nor do I intend to.

Michaelous
12-05-2010, 09:41 PM
Actually, no, I have not. Nor do I intend to.

well..nostra's sig is a good start

Parkbandit
12-05-2010, 09:41 PM
Do you really have no concept of right and wrong or are you just trolling?




Do you always answer questions with questions?

Taeguk
12-05-2010, 10:35 PM
Do you always answer questions with questions?

That is what I thought. You are just trolling.

Thank you for the roundabout confirmation.

Parkbandit
12-05-2010, 10:57 PM
That is what I thought. You are just trolling.

Thank you for the roundabout confirmation.

Look at your contribution to this thread.. then look at mine. You obviously don't agree with my opinion.. but the only troll here is you.

JHarris
12-05-2010, 11:31 PM
The Germans were killing mass amounts of people in World War II. Americans killed mass amounts of pople in World War II. If we ignore all other circumstances and just boil down the actions of both countries to that, by your logic, the US was running a double standard, too, since the US was killing Germans for killing others. (Simplified version of WW II, but then again, you've simplified the Shattered events.)

It also turns out that both police and kidnappers lock people up. If we ignore the goals of both of them, doesn't it seem like they are acting the same, too? So, in that case, wouldn't it also be a double-standard for police to lock a kidnapper up for locking people up?

Yes, Shattered has no rules. You are choosing to ignore everything about the situation except the fact that both Michaelous and Nostradamus were griefing to achieve a goal. If you ignore the goal altogether, yes, the situations look the same.

Its not a double standard when you see what is being achieved. Nostradamus is griefing to get people to stop griefing. Nostradamus's position is that its not okay to grief people in general, but it is an acceptable thing to do on a short term basis in a controlled fashion if it stops more griefing. That's not a double standard.

Tolwynn
12-05-2010, 11:39 PM
Is Michaelous actually bragging about his ability to drive away women?

Congrats on that stellar achievement, I guess.

4a6c1
12-05-2010, 11:40 PM
Is Michaelous actually bragging about his ability to drive away women?

Congrats on that stellar achievement, I guess.

:rofl:

diethx
12-05-2010, 11:59 PM
better watch it or ill make you quit the pc too, never mind my penis ill use a spiked rusty metal bat on your ass bitch.

r
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Michaelous
12-06-2010, 12:09 AM
Ya know. I think that there is probably a legal line here. It is one thing for Simu to say "There are no rules about language or scripting", but things such as rape, even in text, are harrassment at the very least. If you come to my house and I say "There are no rules here, you can do whatever you want", and you kill the pizza guy when he comes wth pizza, you can't say "well she said there were no rules and I could do whatever I want!"

There is definitely precedent for people filing charges for sexual harrassment over text. It's called sexting. People have been convicted of sexual assault for very similar situations to what is occurring here. Simu is walking a very thin line. Illegal acts are illegal, and they are providing a forum for those acts with absolutely no monitoring all. Having clicked a button that says that you agree to no rules about language or scripting does not mean that you have consented to illegal harrassment, sexual or otherwise.

In that case i'am filing charges against everyones whos threatend, killed, and or physically assualted me in the game, you first! lol QQ more please!

Drunken Durfin
12-06-2010, 12:10 AM
Look at your contribution to this thread.. then look at mine. You obviously don't agree with my opinion.. but the only troll here is you.

Careful there, he is using the "I know you are but what am I?" defense. You had better quit before he starts flinging poo.

Michaelous
12-06-2010, 12:47 AM
And I was just wondering, do you realize that you are illiterate? Or are you blissfully unaware? Why would someone who cannot spell or put together a cohesive sentence choose to play a text game? Is your WoW account banned?

I SUE YOU!

me: (rings lawyer)
lawyer: "hello, what seems to be the problem?"
me: "i am currently being the victim of textual abuse by buzzofthoughts on players corner public forum and i am deeply traumatized by it!" i would like to file textual, emotional, and mental assualt charges and also sexting charges , because i feel i was targetted because of my textual attractiveness so what can i do?"
lawyer: "mmhmm, why dont you put her on ignore?"
me: thats a brilliant idea however i cannot seem to do that becuase i have the urge to read her ingenius ideas and comments"
lawyer: "well then guess your screwd"
me: "oh well, guess ill go QQ more on those fourms"

LOL

pabstblueribbon
12-06-2010, 12:51 AM
Me first? Do you even know who I play in Shattered? I have never had any contact with you in the game.

And I was just wondering, do you realize that you are illiterate? Or are you blissfully unaware? Why would someone who cannot spell or put together a cohesive sentence choose to play a text game? Is your WoW account banned?

Michaelous is pretty infamous for his tardidity.

Yeah. Tardidity.

Nostradamus
12-06-2010, 02:42 AM
I SUE YOU!

me: (rings lawyer)
lawyer: "hello, what seems to be the problem?"
me: "i am currently being the victim of textual abuse by buzzofthoughts on players corner public forum and i am deeply traumatized by it!" i would like to file textual, emotional, and mental assualt charges and also sexting charges , because i feel i was targetted because of my textual attractiveness so what can i do?"
lawyer: "mmhmm, why dont you put her on ignore?"
me: thats a brilliant idea however i cannot seem to do that becuase i have the urge to read her ingenius ideas and comments"
lawyer: "well then guess your screwd"
me: "oh well, guess ill go QQ more on those fourms"

LOL

Mich,
Your insulting yourself calling yourself a newb with no game skills when your referring to yourself. . Just sayin

Also thought we were done. I am wondering why your trying to start up trouble for my characters. Might want to reconsider. If I hear anything more truce is over.
might wanna Alt QQ why you can.

Warriorbird
12-06-2010, 03:10 AM
Michaelous is pretty infamous for his tardidity.

Yeah. Tardidity.

Tardidity. He's kind of like P Diddy but much much less intelligent or wealthy.

Parkbandit
12-06-2010, 08:01 AM
Mich,
Your insulting yourself calling yourself a newb with no game skills when your referring to yourself. . Just sayin

Also thought we were done. I am wondering why your trying to start up trouble for my characters. Might want to reconsider. If I hear anything more truce is over.
might wanna Alt QQ why you can.

So it's not only Mich ganking n00bies in the game that you have banned, you also demand that he not post anything inflamatory on an Internet message board, or else?

Yea.

Taeguk
12-06-2010, 09:32 AM
KOS Declaring war on... 12-06-2010 09:51 AM Pick up a book, ignorant fuck.

Just because I chose to read books of substance and not smut does not make me an "ignorant fuck." Quite the opposite actually. Why don't you try and read something with a hard cover that is not a collection of Hustler fiction? You might actually put something useful in that brain you are not using.

Fortybox
12-06-2010, 09:57 AM
Ok, when I said darma that means darma in the game. kthxbai.

Fatsix
12-06-2010, 10:16 AM
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee214/TKJ_GIFs/FatGuy.gif


NIce.

http://www.myjoeblow.com/images/pictures/49545/image_68445e31c.jpg

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1239024473_squirrel-catapult.gif

Fatsix
12-06-2010, 10:29 AM
So it's not only Mich ganking n00bies in the game that you have banned, you also demand that he not post anything inflamatory on an Internet message board, or else?

Yea.

http://www.tracyskaratestudios.com/images/Chuck_Norris_Boogeyman.jpg

Bhaalizmo
12-06-2010, 01:10 PM
>hide
Roundtime: 10 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>sneak e
[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end of the space, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see the Jarin disk, the fiery red Wiggles disk, some ambrominas leaf, some torban leaf, some cactacae spine, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, some acantha leaf, some acantha leaf, some ambrominas leaf, some wolifrew lichen, some acantha leaf, a crystal amulet, a crystal amulet, a crystal amulet, the Henry disk, a heavy quartz orb, a faewood arrow fletched with light brown feathers, a thin wafer of crispy elven waybread, some manna bread, a jet black canvas robe, a bone-clasped forest green backpack, some haphip root, a brostheras potion, a belt quiver, some calamia fruit, a smoldering pile of Cthulhu poop, a flashing neon sign, a white marble frame surrounding a pale glowing blue portal, the Stone, a blood-stained steel mirror, some stone benches with some stuff on it, an herbal remedy donation bin and an alluringly voluptuous rolton with a slightly vacant expression carrying a bottle of milk.
Also here: Jarin, Warrior, William, Sparkling Wiggles, Zan, Zalsustra, Wakeupdude who is sitting, Hannibal who is kneeling, Henry who is lying down, Snatch who is sitting
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
Roundtime: 10 sec.
HR>
Hannibal begins to meditate on his lot in life.
HR>stalk hann
You move into position to stalk Hannibal when he moves.
HJ>incant 130
You come out of hiding.
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Spirit Guide spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
Your surroundings blur for a moment . . .

[Wehnimer's, Erebor Square]
The dome of a large temple rises above this peaceful square. The circular building is surrounded by marble porticos and teak columns, and a promenade leads to two pillars, through which the inner sanctum can be glimpsed. Priests, acolytes, monks and worshippers move here and there, engaged in various rituals of devotion or study. A locked almsbox is securely bolted to an iron pole alongside the pillars. You also see a wrought-iron gate and a glowing white stone.
Also here: Snatch who is sitting, Hannibal who is kneeling
Obvious paths: east, south, west
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
J>
You feel light-headed and break out in a cold sweat.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
JR>
The appearance of great calm leaves Hannibal as he looks up and glances around.

J>317 han
You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Divine Fury spell...
Your spell is ready.
J>
You gesture at Hannibal.
Particles of dust and soot rise from the ground at your feet as you release a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward Hannibal!
CS: +OMGWTFBBQ
Warding failed!
Hannibal is cloaked in a blinding platinum light and assailed for 283 points of damage!

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!


Someone screams, "Murder by _________! Call the town constable!"

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
J>
J>317 snat
You recover somewhat from your nausea.
J>
You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Divine Fury spell...
Your spell is ready.
J>317 snat
You gesture at Snatch.
Particles of dust and soot rise from the ground at your feet as you release a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward Snatch!
CS: +OMGWTFBBQ
Warding failed!
Snatch is cloaked in a blinding platinum light and assailed for 181 points of damage!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!


A voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the town constable!"

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Wait 3 sec.
>
You don't have a spell prepared!
>.ring
[Script ring is running, Esc to cancel, Shift-Esc to pause]
>remove my ring
>wear my ring
>turn my ring
[script done]
You slide a polished gold ring off your finger.
>
You slide the ring on your finger.
Suddenly your surroundings shift...

[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
Citizens, merchants and assorted dregs of society jostle against you before the great wooden gates of Wehnimer's Landing. Harried guards and militiamen try to keep the chaos to a minimum, but it is hard to keep track of those entering, let alone leaving, this large trading post. A dirt path encircling the wooden palisade of the town leads east and southwest. Nailed prominently to the wooden wall beside the gate is a sign you really should read. You also see a Wayside Inn.
Obvious paths: north, east, southwest, northwest
You feel a little pulse in the ring.
>
You turn the ring on your finger and feel a little pulse in it.

Fatsix
12-06-2010, 01:25 PM
CS: +OMGWTFBBQ
HAHAHA

Fortybox
12-06-2010, 01:33 PM
Epic awesomesauce in action!

Bhaalizmo
12-06-2010, 01:56 PM
Thank you, thank you. I didn't feel like doing the time that time. Totally worth it tho. Unfortunately Michaelous was logged out, or I would've gotten him first.

Drunken Durfin
12-06-2010, 02:04 PM
Does that stalk trick work with Traveler's Song?

Latrinsorm
12-06-2010, 02:06 PM
Simu is walking a very thin line. Illegal acts are illegal, and they are providing a forum for those acts with absolutely no monitoring all.Ha, reminds me of the Wikileaks discussion going on in... what is it, 30 different threads now?

Fatsix
12-06-2010, 02:08 PM
Does that stalk trick work with Traveler's Song?

Yes. Its actually better because you can root to a tavern outside of town... And unless you have a failure, there is no rt.

Nostradamus
12-06-2010, 06:57 PM
So it's not only Mich ganking n00bies in the game that you have banned, you also demand that he not post anything inflamatory on an Internet message board, or else?

Yea.

Troll much?

Just because your bus appears to be a little shorter. I will give you the drawn out version.
Mich attempted to flame others against me 60 minutes or so after stating it was over and he wouldnt grief anymore.
so I stated for him to stop doing that or truce would be over.

Nostradamus
12-06-2010, 07:04 PM
Thank you, thank you. I didn't feel like doing the time that time. Totally worth it tho. Unfortunately Michaelous was logged out, or I would've gotten him first.

when i killed them in town i happened to have a note on me and the fine was conviently taken out .

Was pretty efficient way to pay, so next time i kill someone in town im just going to keep a note on me.

Bhaalizmo
12-06-2010, 09:37 PM
when i killed them in town i happened to have a note on me and the fine was conviently taken out .

Was pretty efficient way to pay, so next time i kill someone in town im just going to keep a note on me.

Good plan, although I don't think I'll be using it for Michaelous and the gang in the Landing. I've fogged those boys out of TSC and violated them in the garden more times than sleepy has passed out at Helgas in the last week. The Constable is starting to get all snooty with the fines.

Bhaalizmo
12-07-2010, 01:14 AM
You are visible again.
You gesture at Hannibal.
CS: +OMGOWPLEASESTOPORICRYWAAAH
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Hannibal and he bursts into flame!
... 55 points of damage!
Unbelievable heat melts Hannibal's hand down to the wrist.

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Michaelous comes out of hiding.
Michaelous swings a vultite brass twohanded sword at you!
With extreme effort, you beat back the attack with your runestaff!
>
>519 mich
>
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Michaelous.
CS: +OMGOWPLEASESTOPICRYWAAAH
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Michaelous and he bursts into flame!
A faded grey steel vest partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to neck. Looks uncomfortable.
A faded grey steel vest partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames chars neck a crispy black.
He is stunned!
A faded grey steel vest partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left arm burns skin bright red.

The flames around Michaelous continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>519 mich
Wait 1 sec.
>
You don't have a spell prepared!
>519 mich
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>519 mich
You gesture at Michaelous.
CS: +OMGOWPLEASESTOPICRYWAAAH
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Michaelous and he bursts into flame!
A faded grey steel vest partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left leg burns skin bright red.
A faded grey steel vest partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to right arm burns skin bright red.

The flames around Michaelous continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Michaelous screams in agony as the flames continue to burn the flesh from his bones.
>
Wait 1 sec.
>
>519 mich
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Michaelous.
CS: +OMGOWPLEASESTOPICRYWAAAH
Warding failed!
Small flames of yellow and orange hues begin to lick at Michaelous. Before long, the flames grow more violent, reaching hungrily up his body. He falls to the ground and the flames engulf him. Black smoke rises in tendrils from the large blaze around Michaelous as he burns.
* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!
>
Michaelous's body decays into compost.

Nostradamus
12-07-2010, 11:54 AM
Few days and it seems we have reached peaceful results. I give the thread a bump if we need to break into chapter 2.


Thanks for all the help.

Fortybox
12-07-2010, 11:59 AM
Few days and it seems we have reached peaceful results. I give the thread a bump if we need to break into chapter 2.


Thanks for all the help.

We need Chapter 2. I hate to say it but we need conflict. Otherwise it gets boring. Not one comment all morning until your post!

This is unacceptable.

Warriorbird
12-07-2010, 12:00 PM
I think it's awesome that the Daily Kos has a militant Gemstone Fallen playing wing.

www.dailykos.com


We need Chapter 2. I hate to say it but we need conflict. Otherwise it gets boring. Not one comment all morning until your post!

This is unacceptable.


That's chapter 1, would you like to have chapter 2? You better, you son of a bitch. I know the way!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSI_jAHQpfY

Nostradamus
12-07-2010, 03:14 PM
We need Chapter 2. I hate to say it but we need conflict. Otherwise it gets boring. Not one comment all morning until your post!

This is unacceptable.

I totally agree, I am just waiting. Where are the villians!

Heh, wish Simu just give us a damn NPC villian so we can hunt em down. Give something to do.

Was a fun day or two for conflict. Don't worry some asshat will kill someone.


Thanks for the KOS Site think ill borrow the tee shirt a while

Drunken Durfin
12-07-2010, 05:07 PM
Well, sadly, I could not get the 1020 to the AI tavern to work even though I successfully anchored there (got the messaging and everything). Out of frustration i just killed him in the herbalist.

You sing a melody, directing the sound of your voice at Michaelous.
CS: +318 - TD: +230 + CvA: -18 + d100: +56 - -5 == +131
Warding failed!
Michaelous reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 45 damage!
... 45 points of damage!
Michaelous's neck explodes launching his head into the air.

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.

Someone screams, "Murder by Ifor! Call the night watchman!"

Fortybox
12-07-2010, 06:18 PM
Well, sadly, I could not get the 1020 to the AI tavern to work even though I successfully anchored there (got the messaging and everything). Out of frustration i just killed him in the herbalist.

You sing a melody, directing the sound of your voice at Michaelous.
CS: +318 - TD: +230 + CvA: -18 + d100: +56 - -5 == +131
Warding failed!
Michaelous reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 45 damage!
... 45 points of damage!
Michaelous's neck explodes launching his head into the air.

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.

Someone screams, "Murder by Ifor! Call the night watchman!"

Ahahaha that's awesome

Nostradamus
12-07-2010, 07:59 PM
Well, sadly, I could not get the 1020 to the AI tavern to work even though I successfully anchored there (got the messaging and everything). Out of frustration i just killed him in the herbalist.

You sing a melody, directing the sound of your voice at Michaelous.
CS: +318 - TD: +230 + CvA: -18 + d100: +56 - -5 == +131
Warding failed!
Michaelous reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 45 damage!
... 45 points of damage!
Michaelous's neck explodes launching his head into the air.

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.

Someone screams, "Murder by Ifor! Call the night watchman!"

Yes seems the town empaths have the messages of who the asshats are and they have been shut off of healing.

So guess they will be using herbheal.

Nostradamus
12-08-2010, 08:07 PM
Seems Mich didnt learn his lesson and decided to grief the healer 100 deaths and why he was at it un knowingly disarmed my cleric and stole his weapon which caused him deaths. Anyone out there that wishes to meet us in the landing and join the cause feel free.


x2good4thisx 9:47 pm
can you tell this dam healer to start healing me?
its very inconvinient
he will listen to you
im gonna have to start griefin again
gs4chaos 9:49 pm
what healer you talking about?
x2good4thisx 9:49 pm
henry
he wont healer cause he said aus said i was on the no heal list
gs4chaos 9:50 pm
I told him it was ok
x2good4thisx 9:50 pm
he wont heal me cause aus threatened to grief him
gs4chaos 9:50 pm
ah Aus I cant help with you remember
you guys got your shit
bury it with him
x2good4thisx 9:50 pm
but he's threatening the healer
gs4chaos 9:51 pm
and besides even after we had that problem you went behind my back and tried to get others to fuck with my chars so not sure how much i can trust you
x2good4thisx 9:51 pm
what?
what are you talkin about?
gs4chaos 9:51 pm
dude im positive
i have proof
x2good4thisx 9:51 pm
i never told anyone to f with your characters
y would i do that?
gs4chaos 9:51 pm
yeah exactly
from someone that fucked with your chars too
x2good4thisx 9:52 pm
?
gs4chaos 9:52 pm
well im not gonna tell you who told me but man
i stopped as soon as you left the girl alone
so i would appreciate the same
x2good4thisx 9:53 pm
healer is all scared that uas is gonna grief him
'if he heals me
gs4chaos 9:53 pm
well talk with Aus cant expect im gonna make him
you guys hate each other and wanted to war each other
x2good4thisx 9:53 pm
fine then dont get on me when i threaten the healer too
gs4chaos 9:54 pm
what he say Aus gonna kill him?
x2good4thisx 9:54 pm
yes
exactly
he said no
gs4chaos 9:55 pm
well didnt answer me
Aus i mean
x2good4thisx 9:56 pm
aus is happy the healer isnt healing me
gs4chaos 9:56 pm
you should just create a friggin empath on hannibals acct
x2good4thisx 9:56 pm
tell aus to tell the healer to heal me
gs4chaos 9:56 pm
and have your own
x2good4thisx 9:57 pm
is aus a good friend of yours?
how come your backin him up so much?
gs4chaos 9:57 pm
Yeah been playing with him for over 6 months
x2good4thisx 9:57 pm
hmm
so its ok for him to grief?
gs4chaos 9:57 pm
I just stay out your guys way
remember I want Aus
we war against each other
you said it
x2good4thisx 9:58 pm
yea but why he gettin the healer involved?
gs4chaos 9:58 pm
prob cause he noticed i was able to get healers to do it
x2good4thisx 9:58 pm
fine then so its between me aus and the healers
no one else
gs4chaos 9:59 pm
thats your and aus's war bro
x2good4thisx 9:59 pm
ok
gs4chaos 9:59 pm
you guys would of probally been bored as shit if you wernt going at it
LOL
Good part is you both kill each other
not sure why you ever came off tables
you didnt die as much until you did
hope you make lots of coins
x2good4thisx 10:00 pm
tables are not supernodes
gs4chaos 10:00 pm
ahhhh
that explains it
gs4chaos 10:01 pm
200 less exp avg per hour
well dude i leave your war to you guys. I am sure Aus wouldnt grief the healer either if he started to heal you
x2good4thisx 10:03 pm
ill just vol himo out and no one will get healed
gs4chaos 10:03 pm
well actually thats not true
all it takes is a anchor script
that runs him back
nothing hard
but thats what i use to do
work it out with him
for tips or some shit
your a warrior you get jacked up with wounds
thats good exp
x2good4thisx is away 7:36 pm
Stay in touch. Send x2good4thisx a text message

So now CHAPTER 2. Anyone who wishes to join in can IM Gs4 chaos and I will give you the channel to tune to for Intel.

Nostradamus
12-08-2010, 09:02 PM
>
[voodoo]>prepare 1106
Mofuggah gestures at Michaelous.
CS: +355 - TD: +212 + CvA: -18 + d100: +21 - +5 == +141
Warding failed!
Michaelous suddenly stops all movement.
>
[voodoo]>channel mich
You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>
You channel at Michaelous.
You concentrate intently on Michaelous, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Michaelous!
CS: +510 - TD: +212 + CvA: -18 + d100: +72 - +5 == +321
Warding failed!
Michaelous shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Michaelous is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Hard strike to right eye pops it!
He is stunned!
... 60 points of damage!
Strike to abdomen ruptures internal organs!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

Michaelous appears less secure.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes solid again.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.

A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
R>get lj
Get what?
>
Mofuggah nods.
>
The night watchman, leading a group of deputies, strides swiftly in.

With great ease, the night watchman grabs you and shackles your wrists.

"Ah-ha! The boys at Helga's said I might find something interesting here," says the night watchman.
The night watchman then drags you off.


Arriving at the jail, the night watchman strips you of your possessions, opens a strong ironbound door and throws you bodily to the darkness within the door. "There thou wilt remain until the judge has words with thee!" he chortles gleefully.

With a dull thud and rattle of keys in a lock, the door closes and locks, leaving you trapped within.

In the distance you hear the night watchman say, "There are clothes on the floor if you want them, but I expect them to be returned. You have two weeks time to clear out of here and collect your belongings. After two weeks I like to clean out the clutter in my office."


well worth it

Nostradamus
12-08-2010, 09:15 PM
You say, "Heh."
P>
Mofuggah heartily says, "Ello again."
P>'ello
You say, "Ello."
P>
You feel the magic of your spell depart.
P>
Mofuggah heartily says, "You'd think I could rub an amulet quick enough to not get arrested but..."
P>;chat having fun
Mofuggah stares off into space.
P>
You feel more refreshed.
P>'yeah i did
You say, "Yeah i did."
P>'then i killed the other

You hear the metallic rattle of keys and a door suddenly swings open. A portly deputy then trundles into the room. The jailer grabs Mofuggah by the arm and tosses him out the door like a rag doll. The jailer quickly closes the door and you hear the lock click back into place.
P>
You say, "Then i killed the other."
P>
--- Lich: narost has exited.
* Snatch just bit the dust!
P>
* Hannibal just bit the dust!

they continued to have a bad day.....

* Michaelous just bit the dust!
>
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
>
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
>
A dark shadow seems to detach itself from your body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
>
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
>
* Snatch just bit the dust!
>
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
>
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
>
You notice your blood flow go back to normal.
>
The misty halo fades from you.
>
The white light leaves you.
The very powerful look leaves you.
>
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
>
* Snatch just bit the dust!
>
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
>
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
>
* Snatch just bit the dust!
>
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
>
* Snatch just bit the dust!
>
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
>
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
>
* Snatch just bit the dust!

alski415
12-08-2010, 09:41 PM
Hes gettin WORKED tonight. 2 hours in jail then ill be back to killin in town! YAY!

Nostradamus
12-08-2010, 09:47 PM
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
I>
Ifor just went east.
I>l
Sylvester says, "Woh."
I>
[Town Square, Garden Niche]
This small niche between two buildings has been neatly landscaped into a tiny moonlit garden, its careful mosaic of flagstones interspersed with patches of trimmed grass. You also see a toothless old whore.
Also here: the body of Hannibal (prone), High Lord Sylvester, the body of The Legend of Michaelous (prone), Senor Speedy, Nurse, Grand Lord Morningwood, Innocent, First To Motherfucking Cap Deepthroat, Frosty, Locksmith
Obvious paths: east
I>incant 1106
You do not currently have a target.
I>
You feel at full magical power again.
I>
The ghostly voice of Hannibal exclaims, "Whatst he shljfycuker!"
I>pour flask in han
You force Hannibal's mouth open, and pour in a small amount from your white flask.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Hannibal, then fades into the body.
You only have one dose left.
I>pour flask in han
You force Hannibal's mouth open, and pour in a small amount from your white flask.
You hear a gentle voice whisper to you, "The soul of Hannibal is already bound by the web of PRESERVATION, my child."
That was the last drop.
I>pour flask in mic
You can't pour that.
I>pour flask in mich
You can't pour that.
I>
Snatch just arrived.
I>drop flask
You drop a white flask.
I>get my flask
You remove a white flask from in your gauze robes.
I>
Snatch says, "Whats goin on."
I>
Ifor comes out of hiding.
Ifor changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
Ifor skillfully weaves another verse into his harmony, directing the sound of his voice at Snatch.
CS: +358 - TD: +50 + CvA: +25 + d100: +86 - +30 == +389
Warding failed!
Snatch reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 182 damage!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

Snatch becomes solid again.
The air calms down around Snatch.

A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"

I>
You feel the magic of your spell depart.
I>

The night watchman rushes in, followed closely by his posse!

With great ease, the night watchman grabs Ifor and shackles his wrists.

"Aha, Varlet! I have you!" the night watchman cries out.
The night watchman then drags him off.

I>
* Snatch just bit the dust!
I>pour flask in mich
Didnt want him to die too fast

You force Michaelous's mouth open, and pour in a small amount from your white flask.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Michaelous, then fades into the body.
You have 5 doses left.
I>pour flask in snat
The ghostly voice of Snatch exclaims, "Khshdfucker!!!"
I>
You force Snatch's mouth open, and pour in a small amount from your white flask.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Snatch, then fades into the body.
You have 4 doses left.
I>
Sylvester raises an eyebrow.
I>
You feel more refreshed.

Nostradamus
12-08-2010, 09:57 PM
I would like to thank all those who came to teach him a lesson.

KOS Michealous

I>l
[Town Square, Garden Niche]
This small niche between two buildings has been neatly landscaped into a tiny moonlit garden, its careful mosaic of flagstones interspersed with patches of trimmed grass. You also see a white flask.
Also here: the body of Hannibal (prone), Senor Speedy, Nurse, Grand Lord Morningwood, Innocent, First To Motherfucking Cap Deepthroat, Frosty, Locksmith, High Lord Sylvester, the body of The Legend of Michaelous (prone)
Obvious paths: east
I>

Drunken Durfin
12-08-2010, 10:00 PM
HAT TRICK!!!

The Legend of Michaelous just went south.
[Town Square, Small Park]
You notice some ornate wrought-iron benches.
Also here: The Legend of Michaelous
Obvious paths: north, south, west
>
The Legend of Michaelous just went west.
[Town Square, Garden Niche]
You notice a toothless old whore.
Also here: The Legend of Michaelous, Senor Speedy, Nurse, Grand Lord Morningwood, Innocent, First To Motherfucking Cap Deepthroat, Frosty, Locksmith
Obvious paths: east
>incant 1030
You come out of hiding.
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Song of Sonic Disruption to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at Michaelous.
CS: +358 - TD: +206 + CvA: -18 + d100: +53 - -5 == +192
Warding failed!
Michaelous reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 64 damage!
... 60 points of damage!
Michaelous's shoulder joint explodes, severing shield arm.
He is stunned!

Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>
Michaelous lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
>incant 1030
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Song of Sonic Disruption to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at Michaelous.
CS: +358 - TD: +206 + CvA: -18 + d100: +84 - -5 == +223
Warding failed!
Michaelous reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 82 damage!
... 70 points of damage!
Michaelous's right leg crumbles briefly and explodes in a shower of gore.
Michaelous screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The air calms down around Michaelous.

A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"


Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
>hide
You look around, but can't see anywhere to hide.
>
High Lord Sylvester just arrived.
>e
The ghostly voice of Michaelous says, "What the."
>
[Town Square, Small Park]
You notice some ornate wrought-iron benches.
Obvious paths: north, south, west
>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>sneak w
[Town Square, Garden Niche]
You notice a toothless old whore.
Also here: High Lord Sylvester, the body of The Legend of Michaelous (prone), Senor Speedy, Nurse, Grand Lord Morningwood, Innocent, First To Motherfucking Cap Deepthroat, Frosty, Locksmith
Obvious paths: east
Roundtime: 3 sec.

Sylvester says, "Well that was interesting."
>
The ghostly voice of Michaelous exclaims, "Whats the problem is bastrad fyuker!"
>
Hannibal just arrived.
>
You hear someone chanting softly...
>
Hannibal raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>target hann
You are now targeting Hannibal.
>
Hannibal gestures at Michaelous.
A silvery translucent thread extends from Hannibal encompassing Michaelous's corpse.
>
You cannot remain hidden while singing out loud!
Your songs renew.
>incant 1030
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Song of Sonic Disruption to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at Hannibal.
CS: +358 - TD: +112 + CvA: +25 + d100: +69 - -5 == +345
Warding failed!
Hannibal reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 156 damage!

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!


A small human child cries out, "Murder!". His mother then sends him off for the night watchman.

Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
>e
[Town Square, Small Park]
You notice some ornate wrought-iron benches.
Obvious paths: north, south, west
>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>sneak w
[Town Square, Garden Niche]
You notice a toothless old whore.
Also here: the body of Hannibal (prone), High Lord Sylvester, the body of The Legend of Michaelous (prone), Senor Speedy, Nurse, Grand Lord Morningwood, Innocent, First To Motherfucking Cap Deepthroat, Frosty, Locksmith
Obvious paths: east
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
You feel at full magical power again.

The ghostly voice of Hannibal exclaims, "Whatst he shljfycuker!"
>
A luminescent web briefly forms around Hannibal, then fades into the body.
>
Snatch just arrived.
>target snatch
You are now targeting Snatch.
>incant 1030
>
Snatch says, "Whats goin on."
>
You come out of hiding.
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Song of Sonic Disruption to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at Snatch.
CS: +358 - TD: +50 + CvA: +25 + d100: +86 - +30 == +389
Warding failed!
Snatch reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 182 damage!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

Snatch becomes solid again.
The air calms down around Snatch.

A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"

Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
The night watchman rushes in, followed closely by his posse!

Nostradamus
12-08-2010, 10:23 PM
[Shattered]-GSF:Hannibal: "seriously you guys i am not gonna be able to get any exp from this sting , hoep mich has neough coins"
[Shattered]-You: "ok so like 8m not paying that"
[LNet]-GSIV:Akirai: ";k lnet, ;lnet?"
[Shattered]-GSF:Hannibal: "you guys just stop now!"
[Shattered]-GSF:Skeletor: "You are wanted for 4 crimes in Wehnimer's Landing. They are:"
[Shattered]-GSF:Hannibal: "ha ha ok the jokes are over, ok lets just let it go now k thanks

Nostradamus
12-08-2010, 10:29 PM
The muffled voice of a guard echoes from beyond the cell door, "Roll call! Time to make sure you're still alive and causing me grief! Nostradamus, ANSWER me these questions in order, one at a time, and within two minutes. What is your profession, the number of the hour of the day in elven time, and your race?"
>
[answers]>answer empath
The muffled voice of a guard echoes from beyond the cell door, "Check!"
>
[answers]>answer 22
The muffled voice of a guard echoes from beyond the cell door, "Check!"
>
[answers]>answer aelotoi
The muffled voice of a guard echoes from beyond the cell door, "Check!"
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
* Snatch just bit the dust!
>
* Hannibal just bit the dust!

Good to know why your in jail others are working.

Drunken Durfin
12-08-2010, 11:00 PM
Mofuggah and I (Ifor) are set in stocks waiting out our time for killing Michaelous and his crew when...

A city official sarcastically says, "What a way to top off my day. I just love watching miscreants in stocks."
>
The Legend of Michaelous just arrived.
>
The Legend of Michaelous just entered the First Elanith bank.
>
The Legend of Michaelous just arrived.
>

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

Michaelous no longer appears clumsy.
>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
>look
[Town Square, West]
You notice a basket of rotting fruit and a city official.
Also here: the body of The Legend of Michaelous (prone), Ju Talkin' Ta Me Mofuggah who is set in stocks
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west

You laugh out loud!
>
Mofuggah heartily says, "Hi Mikey."

You say, "Priceless."
>
Mofuggah heartily asks, "How you doin?"

You say, "At least we have some entertainment while we wait."

You snicker.

>
Mofuggah heartily says, "Indeed."

Fatsix
12-08-2010, 11:23 PM
That cost me 56k:club:

You gesture at Michaelous.
CS: +478 - TD: +175 + CvA: -18 + d100: +60 == +345
Warding failed!
You plant the seed of a vicious disease in Michaelous.

You gesture at Michaelous.
CS: +478 - TD: +176 + CvA: -18 + d100: +50 == +334
Warding failed!
You plant the seed of a vicious disease in Michaelous.

You gesture at Michaelous.
CS: +478 - TD: +174 + CvA: -18 + d100: +37 == +323
Warding failed!
A thread of pure black magic issues forth from your hand toward Michaelous. It coils itself around him, whirling malevolently before disappearing within his body.
Michaelous begins to move erratically and looks extremely clumsy!

You gesture at Hannibal.
CS: +478 - TD: +103 + CvA: +25 + d100: +88 == +488
Warding failed!
You plant the seed of a vicious disease in Hannibal.

You gesture at Hannibal.
CS: +503 - TD: +102 + CvA: +25 + d100: +32 == +458
Warding failed!
You plant the seed of a vicious disease in Hannibal.


You gesture at Hannibal.
CS: +503 - TD: +102 + CvA: +25 + d100: +10 == +436
Warding failed!
You plant the seed of a vicious disease in Hannibal.

You gesture at Hannibal.
CS: +478 - TD: +109 + CvA: +25 + d100: +45 == +439
Warding failed!
You plant the seed of a vicious disease in Hannibal.

You gesture at Hannibal.
CS: +478 - TD: +107 + CvA: +25 + d100: +97 == +493
Warding failed!
You plant the seed of a vicious disease in Hannibal.

You gesture at Snatch.
CS: +503 - TD: +40 + CvA: +25 + d100: +93 - +15 == +566
Warding failed!
You plant the seed of a vicious disease in Snatch.

You gesture at Snatch.
CS: +478 - TD: +40 + CvA: +25 + d100: +24 - +15 == +472
Warding failed!
You plant the seed of a vicious disease in Snatch.

You gesture at Snatch.
CS: +478 - TD: +40 + CvA: +25 + d100: +30 - +15 == +478
Warding failed!
A thread of pure black magic issues forth from your hand toward Snatch. It coils itself around him, whirling malevolently before disappearing within his body.
Snatch begins to move erratically and looks extremely clumsy!

Cost me 500ktotal, well worth it.

NocturnalRob
12-08-2010, 11:33 PM
That's epic, Durfin. Hahaha...

alski415
12-09-2010, 12:43 AM
Also here: Snatch, Hannibal (kneeling), The Prophet Nostradamus
Obvious paths: south
>
[go2: travel time: 0:00:01]
--- Lich: go2 has exited.
prep 409
cast hannibal
cast snatch
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Blast...
Your spell is ready.
>You are visible again.
You gesture at Hannibal.
The replenishing effect fades, but you are left with a feeling of wellbeing.
CS: +289 - TD: +116 + CvA: +25 + d100: +76 - -5 == +279
Warding failed!
... 50 points of damage!
Left leg collapses as the bones turn to dust!

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!


A voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the night watchman!"

[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You gesture at Snatch.
CS: +289 - TD: +55 + CvA: +25 + d100: +15 - +30 == +244
Warding failed!
... 55 points of damage!
Strike to Snatch's throat removes it!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!


A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"



According to deathwatch, I think those two have died about 100 times between each other today/tonight

alski415
12-09-2010, 12:59 AM
rops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>l
Vertical, rough-hewn logs form a stockade, providing some margin of safety this far from the walls of Wehnimer's Landing. A trail leads off to the southwest. You also see the stockade gate.
Also here: the body of Hannibal (prone), the body of Snatch (prone)
Obvious paths: north, southwest
>
You hear someone chanting softly...
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>;chat sure is
Geldan just arrived.
>
Geldan just went southwest.
>
You hear someone petitioning the spirits for aid...
>l

Vertical, rough-hewn logs form a stockade, providing some margin of safety this far from the walls of Wehnimer's Landing. A trail leads off to the southwest. You also see the stockade gate.
Also here: the body of Hannibal (prone), the body of Snatch (prone)
Obvious paths: north, southwest
>916
[voodoo]>incant 916
You trace a series of glowing runes while chanting the phrase for Invisibility...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You become invisible.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[ Invisibility: +0:35:00, 0:35:00 remaining. ]
Snatch's corpse begins to rapidly decompse before your eyes.

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>409 snat
[voodoo]>prepare 409
You hear someone chanting softly...
>
[voodoo]>cast snat
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Blast...
Your spell is ready.
>
Nostradamus suddenly fades into view.
Nostradamus channels at Snatch.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Nostradamus's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Snatch!
CS: +484 - TD: +20 + CvA: +25 + d100: +31 == +520
Warding failed!
Snatch shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Snatch is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Snatch.
But he is dead!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>chort
You chortle.
>l

Vertical, rough-hewn logs form a stockade, providing some margin of safety this far from the walls of Wehnimer's Landing. A trail leads off to the southwest. You also see the stockade gate.
Also here: the body of Snatch (prone), the body of Hannibal (prone), The Prophet Nostradamus
Obvious paths: north, southwest
>
Situation just arrived.
>
Situation just went north.
>
Nostradamus rubs her glass amulet.
Nostradamus suddenly disappears.
>;chat he thought about coming to save his bitches

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>
Snatch has the last of his life force drained from him!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

>

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>409 snat
[voodoo]>prepare 409
[voodoo]>cast snat
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Blast...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Snatch.
CS: +289 - TD: +40 + CvA: +25 + d100: +30 - +30 == +274
Warding failed!
... 50 points of damage!
Left leg collapses as the bones turn to dust!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>
409 snat
[voodoo]>prepare 409
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Blast...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast snat
Snatch has the last of his life force drained from him!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

>

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>
You gesture at Snatch.
CS: +289 - TD: +40 + CvA: +25 + d100: +95 - +30 == +339
Warding failed!
... 60 points of damage!
Blow to head removes skull!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>
409 snat
[voodoo]>prepare 409
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Blast...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast snat
You gesture at Snatch.
CS: +289 - TD: +40 + CvA: +25 + d100: +10 - +30 == +254
Warding failed!
... 60 points of damage!
Impact removes the right hand in a spray of red mist!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>
409 snat
[voodoo]>prepare 409
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Blast...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast snat
You gesture at Snatch.
CS: +289 - TD: +40 + CvA: +25 + d100: +83 - +30 == +327
Warding failed!
... 60 points of damage!
Blow to head removes skull!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>
You hear someone chanting softly...
>
409 snat
Nostradamus suddenly fades into view.
Nostradamus channels at Snatch.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Nostradamus's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Snatch!
CS: +484 - TD: +20 + CvA: +25 + d100: +10 == +499
Warding failed!
Snatch shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Snatch is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

>
[voodoo]>prepare 409
Wait 1 sec.
>

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>
[voodoo]>prepare 409
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Blast...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast snat
You gesture at Snatch.
CS: +289 - TD: +40 + CvA: +25 + d100: +92 - +30 == +336
Warding failed!
... 70 points of damage!
Blow to abdomen breaks Snatch almost in two!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>
409 snat
[voodoo]>prepare 409
Wait 2 sec.
>
Nostradamus appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
409 snat
Nostradamus channels at Snatch.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Nostradamus's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Snatch!
CS: +484 - TD: +20 + CvA: +25 + d100: +15 == +504
Warding failed!
Snatch shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Snatch is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

>

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>
[voodoo]>prepare 409
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Blast...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast snat
>
You gesture at Snatch.
CS: +289 - TD: +40 + CvA: +25 + d100: +54 - +30 == +298
Warding failed!
... 60 points of damage!
Left leg collapses as the bones turn to dust!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>
Nostradamus appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
Nostradamus channels at Snatch.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Nostradamus's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Snatch!
CS: +484 - TD: +20 + CvA: +25 + d100: +23 == +512
Warding failed!
Snatch shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Snatch is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

>

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>
409 snat
[voodoo]>prepare 409
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Blast...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast snat
You gesture at Snatch.
CS: +289 - TD: +40 + CvA: +25 + d100: +37 - +30 == +281
Warding failed!
... 50 points of damage!
Every bone in the right arm shattered and scattered about!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>
Nostradamus appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
Nostradamus channels at Snatch.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Nostradamus's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Snatch!
CS: +484 - TD: +20 + CvA: +25 + d100: +79 == +568
Warding failed!
Snatch shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Snatch is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

>

Snatch's body decays into compost.

Snatch just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>'FUN
You say, "FUN."
>
Nostradamus appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
Nostradamus channels at Snatch.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Nostradamus's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Snatch!
CS: +484 - TD: +20 + CvA: +25 + d100: +79 == +568
Warding failed!
Snatch shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Snatch is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>

Hannibal's body decays into compost.

Hannibal just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>
Hannibal points at you!
>
Nostradamus appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
Nostradamus channels at Snatch.
Nothing happens.
>903 han
[voodoo]>prepare 903
Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Minor Water...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast han
You gesture at Hannibal.
You hurl a stream of water at Hannibal!
AS: +301 vs DS: -50 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +47 = +428
... and hit for 219 points of damage!
Strike to chest causes a large gaping hole!

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Nostradamus appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
Nostradamus channels at Snatch.
Nothing happens.
>

Hannibal's body decays into compost.

Hannibal just appeared on the altar, looking a tad confused.
>
stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
Hannibal points at you!
>
Nostradamus appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
Nostradamus channels at Hannibal.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Nostradamus's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Hannibal!
CS: +484 - TD: +104 + CvA: +25 + d100: +69 - +5 == +469
Warding failed!
Hannibal shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Hannibal is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!

>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
Nostradamus appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
Nostradamus channels at Hannibal.
Nothing happens.
>
Nostradamus appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
Nostradamus channels at Snatch.
Nothing happens.
>
Nostradamus rubs her glass amulet.
Nostradamus suddenly disappears.
>
Geldan just arrived.
>
Geldan just went north.
>
Geldan just arrived.
>
Geldan just went southwest.
>903 snatch
[voodoo]>prepare 903
Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Minor Water...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast snatch
You gesture at Snatch.
You blast Snatch' corpse with a stream of water!
A large splash of water drenches Snatch from head to toe!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
You hear someone chanting softly...
>
Geldan just arrived.
>
Geldan just went north.
>'Put that shit on the PC
You say, "Put that shit on the PC."
>'LOL
You say, "LOL."



* Hannibal just bit the dust! [9:41 pm]
* Hannibal just bit the dust! [9:53 pm]
* Snatch just bit the dust! [9:55 pm]
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* Hannibal just bit the dust! [9:56 pm]
* Hannibal just bit the dust! [9:56 pm]
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* Snatch just bit the dust! [10:02 pm]
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Stry
12-09-2010, 02:29 AM
Heh, that's epic.

audioserf
12-09-2010, 07:20 AM
Holy shit. That character's probably unplayably stung now.

Showal
12-09-2010, 07:40 AM
Are Hannibal and Snatch played by Michaelous as well? Who are they?

Fatsix
12-09-2010, 08:29 AM
Alts that he bought. He cant seem to figure out how to play them either. It's funny, he puts unpresence on Michaelous, but not the alts that he drags around...

Fatsix
12-09-2010, 08:30 AM
Heh, that's epic.

He will just buy silvers.. It's a never ending vicious cycle.

joehollywood
12-09-2010, 10:04 AM
That might be the best silver drain I've ever seen in any instance of the game the rate he's buying potions.

Simu could change their model and sell silver for $2 per million and become a heck of a lot more profitable at this rate in shattered

Hilts
12-09-2010, 10:08 AM
>find snatch hannibal

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
>

awww? lol

alski415
12-09-2010, 12:32 PM
Whats best about him spending all those coins on sting.. Is that he buys the coins from people who grief him, just their alts. lulz.

Hilts
12-09-2010, 01:07 PM
ive said in 3 times IG and i know you read this thread so maybe you'll actually comprihend it here.. due to overwhelming suggestion from my friends i put you back on the no heal.. but thanks for the 2mil :)

dont whine, complain or anything of that nature as it will not help.. and no you cant have it back lol

Nostradamus
12-09-2010, 01:42 PM
ive said in 3 times IG and i know you read this thread so maybe you'll actually comprihend it here.. due to overwhelming suggestion from my friends i put you back on the no heal.. but thanks for the 2mil :)

dont whine, complain or anything of that nature as it will not help.. and no you cant have it back lol

:rofl:

Michealous screams somewhere in a dark lonely room :help:

Nothing made me laugh more than when Aus and I were deeding him and he said, REPORT!
That shit had me rolling

Fatsix
12-09-2010, 01:44 PM
:rofl:

Michealous screams somewhere in a dark lonely room :help:

Nothing made me laugh more than when Aus and I were deeding him and he said, REPORT!
That shit had me rolling

Or maybe somehow the joke is on us? Doubt it...

Bhaalizmo
12-09-2010, 02:50 PM
The Legend of Michaelous just arrived. (coming out of the temple, fresh from decay)
I>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Michaelous.
CS: +Ohai Michaelous!
Warding failed!
Michaelous's eyes roll up into his head as he slumps to the ground.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Mardain just went west.
I>917 mich
Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Boil Earth...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Michaelous.
Michaelous is awakened by your attack!
The ground beneath Michaelous begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
... 10 points of damage!
Light strike to chest.
A faded grey steel vest partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to left leg. That hurts a bit.
A faded grey steel vest partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 3 points of damage!
Minor burns to right arm. That hurts a bit.
A faded grey steel vest partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to right arm burns skin bright red.
The ground then quickly cools.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>415 mich
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Strike...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Michaelous.
CS: +BOOM sha lakka lakka
Warding failed!
You blast Michaelous for 76 points of damage.
... 30 points of damage!
Horrid jolt of electricity shatters ribs in a sickening flash of light!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>415 mich
>
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Strike...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Michaelous.
CS: +Ding a ding dang a langa long ling long
Warding failed!
You blast Michaelous for 44 points of damage.
... 30 points of damage!
Freezing blast opens a gaping hole in Michaelous's chest!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
>415 mich
>
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Strike...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Michaelous.
CS: +PWNT
Warding failed!
You blast Michaelous for 93 points of damage.

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

A voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the town constable!"
>916
You trace a series of glowing runes while chanting the phrase for Invisibility...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You become invisible.

Fortybox
12-09-2010, 02:53 PM
Bwahahaha

Nostradamus
12-09-2010, 07:39 PM
Bwahahaha

Michealous and crew were competing against a deathbot today until Tillmen came from the shadows to help drag Michealous and bodys from getting deeded.

To his credit he did not try to attack, just help him save his ass. We understand, schools expensive...glad we could help you make some IRL loot.

* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!

Fatsix
12-09-2010, 09:42 PM
kthxbai, whats the kill counts for the week, since last monday, vs neitzsche?

Hilts
12-09-2010, 11:15 PM
>shatter snatch
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Snatch.
You concentrate intently on Snatch, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Snatch!
CS: +69 - TD: +20 + CvA: +25 + d100: +55 == +129
Warding failed!
Snatch shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Snatch is battered for 39 points of damage!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

my little empath score 1, mich&tools 0

yes its not spectacular, but woodstock is only 16.. as the trains come the kills will get more creative

Michaelous
12-10-2010, 02:06 AM
ive said in 3 times IG and i know you read this thread so maybe you'll actually comprihend it here.. due to overwhelming suggestion from my friends i put you back on the no heal.. but thanks for the 2mil :)

dont whine, complain or anything of that nature as it will not help.. and no you cant have it back lol

thanks for acknowleding your a lowlife piece of shit thief. (applauds)

Warriorbird
12-10-2010, 07:07 PM
Stealing gear in Shattered = sign of serious moral turpitude.

Fortybox
12-10-2010, 07:11 PM
Stealing gear in the Fallen = sign of serious moral turpitude.

And whut whut in the butt assault isn't. Gotcha.

Warriorbird
12-10-2010, 07:33 PM
Aww. I was setting you up for

"Being Michaelous in Shattered = a sign of serious moral durptitude."

Revial
12-10-2010, 07:44 PM
Death's Sting: Fuck it.

Hilts
12-10-2010, 08:10 PM
thanks for acknowleding your a lowlife piece of shit thief. (applauds)

no one cares because its your dumbass i did it to, in fact everyone that knows laughed and applauded me.. you may now go back to failing at life, good day

Drunken Durfin
12-10-2010, 08:11 PM
thanks for acknowleding your a lowlife piece of shit thief. (applauds)

Why don't you take some of that cash you keep throwing at GS and hire an English tutor? If you don't think you need one have someone who got past 9th grade proof your last post.


p.s. I posted this earlier and it went poof...what is going on with PC today?

Fatsix
12-10-2010, 08:38 PM
after 400 + deaths, hes pissed about the 2m silvers that he paid to get back on the heal list. :wtf:

Nostradamus
12-10-2010, 09:33 PM
after 400 + deaths, hes pissed about the 2m silvers that he paid to get back on the heal list. :wtf:

Sadly its my only entertainment at the moment.

Fortybox
12-10-2010, 09:54 PM
Ice cream lady is hungry. Moar darmaz plz!!

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4a6c1
12-10-2010, 10:38 PM
I want some icecream.

Hilts
12-11-2010, 12:33 AM
Not fitting for one of the healing profession!
You swing a feras dagger at Hannibal!
AS: +168 vs DS: +0 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +12 = +205
... and hit for 46 points of damage!
Beautiful shot pierces skull! Amazing Hannibal wasn't killed outright!

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!


A voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the night watchman!"

Roundtime: 3 sec.

Drunken Durfin
12-11-2010, 12:37 AM
Proper English would be "If you don't think you need one {COMMA} have someone..." If you are going to criticize someone else, get your own shit together first. Dipshit.

The best part about that rep comment is that it was GREEN rep.

Also, the comma where you have it is optional, not required. Using "your" instead of "you're" is not.

Hilts
12-11-2010, 12:45 AM
You gesture at Snatch.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Snatch!
AS: +187 vs DS: +30 with AvD: +55 + d100 roll: +31 = +243
... and hit for 120 points of damage!
Superheated energy causes the artery in Snatch's leg to explode!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!


Someone screams, "Murder by Woodstock! Call the night watchman!"

As Snatch is vanquished, you preserve your energy rather than infusing the effort further.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Hilts
12-11-2010, 12:50 AM
You gesture at Snatch.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Snatch!
AS: +187 vs DS: +29 with AvD: +55 + d100 roll: +57 = +270
... and hit for 193 points of damage!
Internal organs boil and explode in a bloody spray!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!


Someone screams, "Murder by Woodstock! Call the night watchman!"

As Snatch is vanquished, you preserve your energy rather than infusing the effort further.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Snatch just bit the dust!
>snick
You snicker.
>
You feel more refreshed.
>1110 hann
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathic Assault...
Your spell is ready.
>
Michaelous throws back his head and lets loose a terrible bellow!

The cry startles you momentarily, but otherwise has no effect.
>
You gesture at Hannibal.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Hannibal!
AS: +187 vs DS: +40 with AvD: +42 + d100 roll: +10 = +199
... and hit for 75 points of damage!
Awesome lash of plasma severs Hannibal's arm completely!

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!


A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"

As Hannibal is vanquished, you preserve your energy rather than infusing the effort further.

Hilts
12-11-2010, 01:09 AM
one more...

You gesture at Snatch.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Snatch!
AS: +192 vs DS: +30 with AvD: +55 + d100 roll: +42 = +259
... and hit for 186 points of damage!
Explosive burst wreaths Snatch's body in blue flames!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!


A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Woodstock has committed murder!"

As Snatch is vanquished, you preserve your energy rather than infusing the effort further.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Hilts
12-11-2010, 01:14 AM
i couldnt get hannibal before gettin arrested so.. one more again


You gesture at Hannibal.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Hannibal!
AS: +187 vs DS: +40 with AvD: +42 + d100 roll: +26 = +215
... and hit for 83 points of damage!
Sizzling arc of plasma blows Hannibal's kneecap off!

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!


A small human child cries out, "Murder!". His mother then sends him off for the night watchman.

As Hannibal is vanquished, you preserve your energy rather than infusing the effort further.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Kthxbai just arrived.
>
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
>
Kthxbai appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
>1110 snat
Kthxbai gestures at Snatch.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Kthxbai's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Snatch!
CS: +155 - TD: +20 + CvA: +25 + d100: +61 == +221
Warding failed!
Snatch shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Snatch is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!


A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Kthxbai has committed murder!"

Spooky
12-11-2010, 06:06 AM
OK, so I made a deal with Michaelous. I told him, I wouldn't kill him, if he leaves henry, woodstock, etc alone. Of course, I was too trusty. Last night bigshot fucked up and I was wondering all around down, and he killed me 3 times over and over on East Ring Road. I'm not sure how he did it without getting arrested, but he did.

So michaelous, just a heads up. I gave you a CHANCE. I tried to be nice to you, AGAIN. You fucked it up. You're gonna pay dearly.

Spooky
12-11-2010, 06:07 AM
You move at the last moment to evade the attack!
>-- SS [165/170] (-5) SS --
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +119 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +48 = +36
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +134 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +34 = +37
A clean miss.
>Michaelous concentrates deeply for a moment.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Tillmen echo in your mind:
"No one is crazy enough to do alchemy in Shattered."
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +50 = +67
A clean miss.
>Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>[Roll result: -228 (open d100: -57)]
Michaelous attempts to feint to the left, but fails miserably, leaving himself vulnerable and off-balance.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSF:Woodstock echo in your mind:
"lol"
>You feel fully energetic again.
>-- SS [170/170] (MAX) SS --
Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +100 = +117
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Swing at your eye catches your eyebrow instead!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +75 = +92
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You dodge just in the nick of time!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +80 = +97
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +80 = +97
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +39 = +56
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You evade the attack by inches!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You dodge just in the nick of time!
>[Roll result: -111 (open d100: 60)]
Michaelous hurls himself at you, but he sails by and lands in a heap on the ground.

>Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +311 vs DS: +40 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +57 = +347
... and hits for 32 points of damage!
Blow to your chest causes your heart to skip a beat.
>Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +311 vs DS: +40 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +91 = +381
... and hits for 42 points of damage!
Crossing slash to chest catches your attention!
>You recover enough strength to move again.
>The Legend of Michaelous's group just went north.
>The Legend of Michaelous's group just arrived.
>Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>The Legend of Michaelous's group just went north.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSIV:Savageheart echo in your mind:
"any pickers available in landing?"
You grasp futilely onto the last vestiges of life pulling at the thread linking you to Hannibal's soul!

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

Spooky
12-11-2010, 06:10 AM
The Legend of Michaelous just arrived.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Breslin echo in your mind:
"there any easy way to get potions for enchanting enhancives?"
Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>Michaelous tried to begin dragging you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit yourself to be dragged.
>Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>The Legend of Michaelous just went north.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSF:Woodstock echo in your mind:
"find a master alchemist?"
>Hannibal just arrived.
>Hannibal just went north.
>The Legend of Michaelous's group just arrived.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Breslin echo in your mind:
"Yeah I guess. Was hoping a shop had em somewhere I guess."
Sensing an impending attack, you manage to roll hard to the side, and then leap to your feet!
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You move at the last moment to evade the attack!
>-- SS [165/170] (-5) SS --
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +119 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +48 = +36
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +134 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +34 = +37
A clean miss.
>Michaelous concentrates deeply for a moment.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Tillmen echo in your mind:
"No one is crazy enough to do alchemy in Shattered."
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +50 = +67
A clean miss.
>Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>[Roll result: -228 (open d100: -57)]
Michaelous attempts to feint to the left, but fails miserably, leaving himself vulnerable and off-balance.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSF:Woodstock echo in your mind:
"lol"
>You feel fully energetic again.
>-- SS [170/170] (MAX) SS --
Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +100 = +117
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Swing at your eye catches your eyebrow instead!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +75 = +92
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You dodge just in the nick of time!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +80 = +97
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +80 = +97
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +39 = +56
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You evade the attack by inches!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You dodge just in the nick of time!
>[Roll result: -111 (open d100: 60)]
Michaelous hurls himself at you, but he sails by and lands in a heap on the ground.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Kaseopea echo in your mind:
"what? No script for alchemy?"
>Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Tillmen echo in your mind:
"I'm 22 ranks away from being able to make them. So save up your monies."
Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +155 vs DS: +108 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +63 = +129
... and hits for 3 points of damage!
Glancing blow to your back.
That could have been worse.
>exper Level: 72 Deeds: 33
Experience: 4648810 Death's Sting: None
Exp. until next: 61690 Recent Deaths: 3
Mental TPs: 17 Fame: 28280176
Physical TPs: 0 Mana: 70/70 max
Avg. Exp: 648/hour Gift Remaining: 0:44:00 for XX.
(830 Mnt converted to Phy)

Your mind is as clear as a bell.

You feel a strange sense of serenity and find that you are able to reflect on recent events with uncommon clarity and understanding.
>Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +155 vs DS: +108 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +72 = +138
... and hits for 4 points of damage!
Hit glances off your hip.
>It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
>-- DEATHRECOVER: Killing all active scripts and preparing for recovery (npc or player)
--- Lich: 'azbounty' has been stopped by deathrecover.
[azbounty: Cleaning up hunting scripts: markclench.]
--- Lich: 'useherbs' has been stopped by deathrecover.
--- Lich: useherbs has exited.
* Leland just bit the dust!
>[azbounty: Cleaning up hunting scripts: sloot.]
--- Lich: azbounty has exited.
>Michaelous stands up.
>[deathrecover]>look
[Wehnimer's, East Ring Rd.]
The broad, red brick bulk of a local brewery dominates the street. A few night workers clad in drab smocks and leather aprons loiter around the structure, taking a break for a pipe and a mug of ale. The old oaken sign that hangs above the brewery gate squeaks back and forth on iron hinges in the night wind that blows in from the waters to the north and west.
Also here: Hannibal, The Legend of Michaelous
Obvious paths: north, south

>Michaelous tried to begin dragging you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit yourself to be dragged.
>Michaelous whispers, "Stunned."
>Michaelous tried to begin dragging you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit yourself to be dragged.
>[lnet: sending spell info to GSF:Glitch...]

>Hannibal raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>Hannibal gestures at you.
A silvery translucent thread extends from Hannibal encompassing you. You sense the comfort of salvation, and something touches your skin, but the sensation is too foreign to be recognized.
>Hannibal raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You evade the attack by inches!
>[go2: error: your current room was not found in the map database]
--- Lich: go2 has exited.
-- SS [165/130] (-5) SS --
--- Lich: useherbs active.
>--- Lich: go2 active.
[go2: error: your current room was not found in the map database]
--- Lich: go2 has exited.
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +100 = +133
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Blow glances off your shoulder.
>Go see the clerk. He can help you with that.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +99 = +132
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Hit glances off your hip.
>--- Lich: go2 active.
[go2: error: your current room was not found in the map database]
--- Lich: go2 has exited.
There is no merchant here to order anything from.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +56 = +89
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +54 = +87
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +81 = +114
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Thumped your chest.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +90 = +123
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Thumped your chest.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +1 = +34
A clean miss.
>[lnet: sending spell info to GSF:Titties...]
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +27 = +60
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +64 = +97
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +59 = +92
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +97 = +130
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Hit glances off your hip.
>You do not feel drained anymore.
You feel your energy level return to normal.
>-- SS [130/130] (MAX) SS --
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +94 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +64 = +95
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
By amazing chance, you evade the attack!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +52 = +85
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +53 = +86
A clean miss.
>Hannibal chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
Hannibal gestures at you.
A sickly, violet haze encompasses you.
CS: +177 - TD: +216 + CvA: -21 + d100: +14 - +5 == -51
Warded off!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +96 = +126
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Thumped your chest.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Tillmen echo in your mind:
"I really doubt it."
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +72 = +102
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Hit glances off your hip.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +79 = +109
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Love tap upside your head!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You barely dodge the attack!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +35 = +65
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +99 = +129
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Thumped your chest.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSIV:Savageheart echo in your mind:
"this is kind of bogus I cant get int he chest"
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +56 = +86
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +56 = +86
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +14 = +44
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +37 = +67
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +22 = +52
A clean miss.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Breslin echo in your mind:
"Gotcha. Thanks."
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +40 = +70
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +36 = +66
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +39 = +69
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +46 = +76
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You evade the attack by a hair!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +48 = +78
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +12 = +42
A clean miss.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Tillmen echo in your mind:
"I would assume I'm the closest to mastering."
Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>Michaelous returns to normal speed.
>[lnet: sending spell info to GSF:Titties...]
You feel fully energetic again.
>-- SS [134/134] (+4) SS --
>[Roll result: -100 (open d100: 71)]
Michaelous attempts to feint high, but fails miserably, leaving himself vulnerable and off-balance.
>Michaelous seems a bit weaker than before.
>You sense the link to Hannibal's soul slip peacefully away.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSIV:Zzentar echo in your mind:
"you are doing it wrong"
Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +346 vs DS: +97 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +20 = +288
... and hits for 23 points of damage!
Slash to your shield hand!
Several fingers fly!
You are stunned for 2 rounds!
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Breslin echo in your mind:
"Yeah I never gave alchemy a second thought til I realied I wanted those potions and the guild store doesn't have it."
Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +346 vs DS: +97 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +59 = +327
... and hits for 28 points of damage!
Strong slash to throat nicks a few blood vessels.
You are stunned for 4 rounds!
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSIV:Savageheart echo in your mind:
"heh apparently 407 works on it so saved..."
Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>exper Level: 72 Deeds: 32
Experience: 4648810 Death's Sting: None
Exp. until next: 61690 Recent Deaths: 4
Mental TPs: 17 Fame: 28280176
Physical TPs: 0 Mana: 10/70 max
Avg. Exp: 642/hour Gift Remaining: 0:44:00 for XX.
(830 Mnt converted to Phy)

Your mind is as clear as a bell.

You feel a strange sense of serenity and find that you are able to reflect on recent events with uncommon clarity and understanding.
>Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>You feel fully energetic again.
>-- SS [137/137] (MAX) SS --
Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +346 vs DS: +77 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +70 = +358
... and hits for 40 points of damage!
Whoosh! Several ribs driven into your lungs.
>Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>The Legend of Michaelous's group just went north.
>It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
> * Leland just bit the dust!
>[lnet: sending spell info to GSF:Zavan...]
The Legend of Michaelous's group just arrived.
>Hannibal raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>Hannibal gestures at you.
A silvery translucent thread extends from Hannibal encompassing you. You sense the comfort of salvation, and something touches your skin, but the sensation is too foreign to be recognized.
>Hannibal raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>[lnet: sending spell info to GSF:Titties...]
Hannibal gestures at you.
Raw energy spills from the shadows that ring Hannibal as he begins to weave his hands in complex gestures above you. Narrowing his eyes, Hannibal issues a sharp command at your spirit as it floats above your body, then you feel yourself slam back into your mortal shell.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSIV:Savageheart echo in your mind:
"8 boxes woot!"
>You feel your energy level return to normal.
>-- SS [128/128] (MAX) SS --
Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +311 vs DS: +40 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +57 = +347
... and hits for 32 points of damage!
Blow to your chest causes your heart to skip a beat.
>Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +311 vs DS: +40 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +91 = +381
... and hits for 42 points of damage!
Crossing slash to chest catches your attention!
>You recover enough strength to move again.
>The Legend of Michaelous's group just went north.
>The Legend of Michaelous's group just arrived.
>Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>The Legend of Michaelous's group just went north.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSIV:Savageheart echo in your mind:
"any pickers available in landing?"
You grasp futilely onto the last vestiges of life pulling at the thread linking you to Hannibal's soul!

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
> * Leland just bit the dust!

>Hannibal raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>Hannibal gestures at you.
You feel a tingle on your soul, as if a powerful hand is gently cradling it.
(Thy soul is bound to thy body for an extra 27 minutes and 30 seconds.)

Nostradamus
12-11-2010, 08:34 AM
The Legend of Michaelous just arrived.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Breslin echo in your mind:
"there any easy way to get potions for enchanting enhancives?"
Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>Michaelous tried to begin dragging you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit yourself to be dragged.
>Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>The Legend of Michaelous just went north.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSF:Woodstock echo in your mind:
"find a master alchemist?"
>Hannibal just arrived.
>Hannibal just went north.
>The Legend of Michaelous's group just arrived.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Breslin echo in your mind:
"Yeah I guess. Was hoping a shop had em somewhere I guess."
Sensing an impending attack, you manage to roll hard to the side, and then leap to your feet!
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You move at the last moment to evade the attack!
>-- SS [165/170] (-5) SS --
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +119 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +48 = +36
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +134 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +34 = +37
A clean miss.
>Michaelous concentrates deeply for a moment.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Tillmen echo in your mind:
"No one is crazy enough to do alchemy in Shattered."
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +50 = +67
A clean miss.
>Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>[Roll result: -228 (open d100: -57)]
Michaelous attempts to feint to the left, but fails miserably, leaving himself vulnerable and off-balance.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSF:Woodstock echo in your mind:
"lol"
>You feel fully energetic again.
>-- SS [170/170] (MAX) SS --
Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +100 = +117
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Swing at your eye catches your eyebrow instead!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +75 = +92
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You dodge just in the nick of time!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +80 = +97
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +80 = +97
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +39 = +56
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You evade the attack by inches!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You dodge just in the nick of time!
>[Roll result: -111 (open d100: 60)]
Michaelous hurls himself at you, but he sails by and lands in a heap on the ground.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Kaseopea echo in your mind:
"what? No script for alchemy?"
>Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Tillmen echo in your mind:
"I'm 22 ranks away from being able to make them. So save up your monies."
Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +155 vs DS: +108 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +63 = +129
... and hits for 3 points of damage!
Glancing blow to your back.
That could have been worse.
>exper Level: 72 Deeds: 33
Experience: 4648810 Death's Sting: None
Exp. until next: 61690 Recent Deaths: 3
Mental TPs: 17 Fame: 28280176
Physical TPs: 0 Mana: 70/70 max
Avg. Exp: 648/hour Gift Remaining: 0:44:00 for XX.
(830 Mnt converted to Phy)

Your mind is as clear as a bell.

You feel a strange sense of serenity and find that you are able to reflect on recent events with uncommon clarity and understanding.
>Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +155 vs DS: +108 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +72 = +138
... and hits for 4 points of damage!
Hit glances off your hip.
>It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
>-- DEATHRECOVER: Killing all active scripts and preparing for recovery (npc or player)
--- Lich: 'azbounty' has been stopped by deathrecover.
[azbounty: Cleaning up hunting scripts: markclench.]
--- Lich: 'useherbs' has been stopped by deathrecover.
--- Lich: useherbs has exited.
* Leland just bit the dust!
>[azbounty: Cleaning up hunting scripts: sloot.]
--- Lich: azbounty has exited.
>Michaelous stands up.
>[deathrecover]>look
[Wehnimer's, East Ring Rd.]
The broad, red brick bulk of a local brewery dominates the street. A few night workers clad in drab smocks and leather aprons loiter around the structure, taking a break for a pipe and a mug of ale. The old oaken sign that hangs above the brewery gate squeaks back and forth on iron hinges in the night wind that blows in from the waters to the north and west.
Also here: Hannibal, The Legend of Michaelous
Obvious paths: north, south

>Michaelous tried to begin dragging you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit yourself to be dragged.
>Michaelous whispers, "Stunned."
>Michaelous tried to begin dragging you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit yourself to be dragged.
>[lnet: sending spell info to GSF:Glitch...]

>Hannibal raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>Hannibal gestures at you.
A silvery translucent thread extends from Hannibal encompassing you. You sense the comfort of salvation, and something touches your skin, but the sensation is too foreign to be recognized.
>Hannibal raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You evade the attack by inches!
>[go2: error: your current room was not found in the map database]
--- Lich: go2 has exited.
-- SS [165/130] (-5) SS --
--- Lich: useherbs active.
>--- Lich: go2 active.
[go2: error: your current room was not found in the map database]
--- Lich: go2 has exited.
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +100 = +133
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Blow glances off your shoulder.
>Go see the clerk. He can help you with that.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +99 = +132
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Hit glances off your hip.
>--- Lich: go2 active.
[go2: error: your current room was not found in the map database]
--- Lich: go2 has exited.
There is no merchant here to order anything from.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +56 = +89
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +54 = +87
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +81 = +114
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Thumped your chest.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +90 = +123
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Thumped your chest.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +1 = +34
A clean miss.
>[lnet: sending spell info to GSF:Titties...]
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +27 = +60
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +64 = +97
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +59 = +92
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +97 = +130
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Hit glances off your hip.
>You do not feel drained anymore.
You feel your energy level return to normal.
>-- SS [130/130] (MAX) SS --
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +94 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +64 = +95
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
By amazing chance, you evade the attack!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +52 = +85
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +92 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +53 = +86
A clean miss.
>Hannibal chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
Hannibal gestures at you.
A sickly, violet haze encompasses you.
CS: +177 - TD: +216 + CvA: -21 + d100: +14 - +5 == -51
Warded off!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +96 = +126
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Thumped your chest.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Tillmen echo in your mind:
"I really doubt it."
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +72 = +102
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Hit glances off your hip.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +79 = +109
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Love tap upside your head!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You barely dodge the attack!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +35 = +65
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +99 = +129
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Thumped your chest.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSIV:Savageheart echo in your mind:
"this is kind of bogus I cant get int he chest"
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +56 = +86
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +56 = +86
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +14 = +44
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +37 = +67
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +22 = +52
A clean miss.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Breslin echo in your mind:
"Gotcha. Thanks."
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +40 = +70
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +36 = +66
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +39 = +69
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +46 = +76
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You evade the attack by a hair!
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +48 = +78
A clean miss.
>Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +148 vs DS: +95 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +12 = +42
A clean miss.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Tillmen echo in your mind:
"I would assume I'm the closest to mastering."
Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>Michaelous returns to normal speed.
>[lnet: sending spell info to GSF:Titties...]
You feel fully energetic again.
>-- SS [134/134] (+4) SS --
>[Roll result: -100 (open d100: 71)]
Michaelous attempts to feint high, but fails miserably, leaving himself vulnerable and off-balance.
>Michaelous seems a bit weaker than before.
>You sense the link to Hannibal's soul slip peacefully away.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSIV:Zzentar echo in your mind:
"you are doing it wrong"
Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +346 vs DS: +97 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +20 = +288
... and hits for 23 points of damage!
Slash to your shield hand!
Several fingers fly!
You are stunned for 2 rounds!
>You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Breslin echo in your mind:
"Yeah I never gave alchemy a second thought til I realied I wanted those potions and the guild store doesn't have it."
Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +346 vs DS: +97 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +59 = +327
... and hits for 28 points of damage!
Strong slash to throat nicks a few blood vessels.
You are stunned for 4 rounds!
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSIV:Savageheart echo in your mind:
"heh apparently 407 works on it so saved..."
Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>exper Level: 72 Deeds: 32
Experience: 4648810 Death's Sting: None
Exp. until next: 61690 Recent Deaths: 4
Mental TPs: 17 Fame: 28280176
Physical TPs: 0 Mana: 10/70 max
Avg. Exp: 642/hour Gift Remaining: 0:44:00 for XX.
(830 Mnt converted to Phy)

Your mind is as clear as a bell.

You feel a strange sense of serenity and find that you are able to reflect on recent events with uncommon clarity and understanding.
>Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>You feel fully energetic again.
>-- SS [137/137] (MAX) SS --
Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +346 vs DS: +77 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +70 = +358
... and hits for 40 points of damage!
Whoosh! Several ribs driven into your lungs.
>Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>The Legend of Michaelous's group just went north.
>It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
> * Leland just bit the dust!
>[lnet: sending spell info to GSF:Zavan...]
The Legend of Michaelous's group just arrived.
>Hannibal raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>Hannibal gestures at you.
A silvery translucent thread extends from Hannibal encompassing you. You sense the comfort of salvation, and something touches your skin, but the sensation is too foreign to be recognized.
>Hannibal raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>[lnet: sending spell info to GSF:Titties...]
Hannibal gestures at you.
Raw energy spills from the shadows that ring Hannibal as he begins to weave his hands in complex gestures above you. Narrowing his eyes, Hannibal issues a sharp command at your spirit as it floats above your body, then you feel yourself slam back into your mortal shell.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSIV:Savageheart echo in your mind:
"8 boxes woot!"
>You feel your energy level return to normal.
>-- SS [128/128] (MAX) SS --
Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>Michaelous removes a claidhmore from in his black cloak.
>Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +311 vs DS: +40 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +57 = +347
... and hits for 32 points of damage!
Blow to your chest causes your heart to skip a beat.
>Michaelous swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +311 vs DS: +40 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +91 = +381
... and hits for 42 points of damage!
Crossing slash to chest catches your attention!
>You recover enough strength to move again.
>The Legend of Michaelous's group just went north.
>The Legend of Michaelous's group just arrived.
>Michaelous put a claidhmore in his black cloak.
>Michaelous carefully diagnoses your injuries.
>The Legend of Michaelous's group just went north.
>You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSIV:Savageheart echo in your mind:
"any pickers available in landing?"
You grasp futilely onto the last vestiges of life pulling at the thread linking you to Hannibal's soul!

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
> * Leland just bit the dust!

>Hannibal raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>Hannibal gestures at you.
You feel a tingle on your soul, as if a powerful hand is gently cradling it.
(Thy soul is bound to thy body for an extra 27 minutes and 30 seconds.)

He is on the KOS list. Only one right now no one else seems to be griefing. Or at least hasn't been posted or talked about.

There is an intel channel to track where abouts, can contact Aus for it if anyone needs access.

Everyone needs to target Michealous himself and well alts are just bonus. But he hides in the warrior guild when we are on the hunt. The death sting I believe he doesn't even pay off for his alts.

Known hunting areas are

Harbs and Tk's in darkstone
Illoke and mastiffs in stronghold
And Artic Tundra in Icemule

He is hunting undead for favor so Hannibal can fog people out in Icemule rotting farmers

Spooky
12-11-2010, 08:39 AM
Wow, what a fucking douche. Then he tells me he didn't kill me...it was OBVIOUS he was awake. C'mon..what a lying idiot.

Fatsix
12-11-2010, 09:03 AM
Report him for assault with a deadly weapon, just like he does to me. He won't get murder charges because you bled to death.

Spooky
12-11-2010, 09:12 AM
Won't work...he killed me 4 times, the second etc and third I didn't bled to death, but It was past the bridge on East Ring Road, no murder charges there apparently.

diethx
12-11-2010, 01:40 PM
Mmm ice cream lady. I'm so getting some mint ice cream with double Snickers and double gummy bears later from Cold Stone.

alski415
12-11-2010, 02:26 PM
Sindri gestures at Michaelous.
CS: +345 - TD: +180 + CvA: -18 + d100: +68 == +215
Warding failed!
Michaelous suddenly looks extremely ill!
>snic
You snicker.
>
Sindri exclaims, "Herpes!"

alski415
12-11-2010, 02:36 PM
Sindri gestures at Michaelous.
Sindri stares deeply into Michaelous's eyes.
CS: +345 - TD: +180 + CvA: -18 + d100: +69 == +216
Warding failed!
Michaelous turns pale, as he dies from some inconceivable fear!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!


A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"

>
Sindri says, "Oops."
>snic
You snicker.

Fatsix
12-11-2010, 05:32 PM
>prep 701
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Blood Burst...
Your spell is ready.
>cast sn
You gesture at Snatch.
CS: +600 - TD: +43 + CvA: +25 + d100: +60 - +15 == +535
Warding failed!
A ragged wound rips open Snatch's jugular, which begins spurting blood.

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!


A small human child cries out, "Murder!". His mother then sends him off for the night watchman.

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>prep 701
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Blood Burst...
Your spell is ready.
>
The voice of Sindri says, "Ahaha."
>cast han
You gesture at Hannibal.
CS: +600 - TD: +108 + CvA: +12 + d100: +89 == +501
Warding failed!
A ragged wound rips open Hannibal's jugular, which begins spurting blood.

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!


A small human child cries out, "Murder!". His mother then sends him off for the night watchman.

Revial
12-11-2010, 05:42 PM
Nice CS man. That is sick.

Drunken Durfin
12-11-2010, 11:11 PM
Tillmen exclaims, "Chasing!"

Bwahahahah!

Senglent
12-11-2010, 11:29 PM
Tillmen exclaims, "Mine!"

Tillmen exclaims, "Chasing!"

I can see this getting up there with the Mich deaths after the ass hattery during the invasion.

Sluntty got a new title out of it though "the Griefer", rather well deserved I think at this point.

Bhaalizmo
12-11-2010, 11:34 PM
* Sluntty drops dead at your feet!

Fucking wonderful.

Nostradamus
12-11-2010, 11:57 PM
Sluntty showed his true colors as a griefer. He stopped and then decided in the middle of everyones fun, during an invasion he would implode the entire town.

This guy runs around and has griefed everyone in some way. Stealing there equipment. Killing them AFK. Enough of this nonsense.

Something has to be done. Enough of this guy. My idea basically deny him spells and healing of all kind and kill him and his Cleric alt Snatchel on site. Stop his learning enough till he goes away.

If you are afraid to bloody your hands or your character just isnt strong enough in levels, you can still help by providing intel. Either posting here or Lnet chat privately his locations and whereabouts or his alts.

Even if you raise his warcamps that will work too.

Sluntty claims to be capped. Dont believe the hype
His alt cant be over 20 trains approx.

Snatchel is known to usually be in Icemule.
Sluntty shifts between River's rest and Teras doing warcamps.

AFTER HIS IMPLOSION which killed EVERYONE in town.. I chatted to Tillmen and invited him to come to the landing after i noticed Sluntty got nabbed from his implosion.

Tillmen and I were sitting in shadows waiting for Sluntty to get released from the stocks. As he got released from the stocks......

A pulse of pearlescent energy ripples from a mote of white light swirling around Nostradamus toward Sluntty.
CS: +525 - TD: +404 + CvA: +25 + d100: +15 - -5 == +166
Warding failed!
Sluntty shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Sluntty is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Sluntty drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Sluntty.
The misty halo fades from Sluntty.
The white light leaves Sluntty.
The very powerful look leaves Sluntty.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Sluntty's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The air calms down around Sluntty.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Sluntty.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Sluntty.
The bright luminescence fades from around Sluntty.
The light blue glow leaves Sluntty.

Sluntty departed then logged out.

Then Tillmen proceeded to hand Sluntty and his alt Snatchel who came to help him there ass over and over. As I was awaiting for Sluntty to come to the constable,

He instead bitch moved and constantly slammed over and over

* Sluntty just bit the dust! [8:47 pm]
* Sluntty just bit the dust! [8:51 pm]
* Jaeden just bit the dust! [8:52 pm]
* Sluntty just bit the dust! [9:00 pm]
* Sluntty just bit the dust! [9:01 pm]
* Snatchel just bit the dust! [9:02 pm]
* Snatchel just bit the dust! [9:03 pm]
* Sluntty just bit the dust! [9:04 pm]
* Snatchel just bit the dust! [9:04 pm]
* Snatchel just bit the dust! [9:06 pm]

Then it became peaceful to all in the game.....

I>find sluntty

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

Beginning of chapter 4....

Spooky
12-12-2010, 07:23 AM
Unfortunately the gas cloud didn't go off..

You remove a pinch of powdered iron filings from in your acid fish tank.
>throw fil
1d100: 83 + Modifiers: 179 == 262

Your invisibility falls.
You take a handful of the powdered iron filings, and throw it into the air around you!
You look up to see a gas cloud begin to form.
That was the last of the powdered iron filings!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>ou
[Vipershroud, Ferry Landing]
The Locksmehr River runs wider, deeper and slower here, allowing a ferry service to take passengers across to the opposite shore. A weathered wooden dock, firmly lashed to several large pilings, juts out into the river. To the south and east, the Vipershroud grows down to the water's edge, making travel in those directions impossible.
Obvious paths: west
>rub glas amu
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
>
You rub your glass amulet.
Feels smooth!
1d100: 92 + Modifiers: 100 == 192

You become invisible.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Your invisibility falls.
You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +470 vs DS: +295 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +33 = +245
... and hit for 26 points of damage!
Strong slash to Michaelous's right hand cuts deep.
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.

You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +470 vs DS: +280 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +44 = +271
... and hit for 39 points of damage!
Diagonal slash leaves a bloody trail across Michaelous's torso.
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.

You rub the blue crystal in your hand.
An invisible force guides you.
The blue crystal suddenly disintegrates!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[ Spirit Strike: +0:01:00, 0:01:00 remaining. (imbed) ]
l
[Locksmehr River, South Dock]
The wooden dock is heavily weathered but sturdy. Several thick pilings descend into the river bottom, and the dock's planks are securely nailed to heavy wooden crossbeams secured to the pilings. On the upstream side near the shore, two of the pilings jut higher into the air, providing posts to which the ferry guide rope attaches. The dock stands considerably higher than the level of the river, although watermarks on the pilings show that the river is fickle in its choice of depth. You also see the Leland disk, a gas cloud and a carved wooden sign hanging from the dock railing.
Also here: a stunned The Legend of Michaelous
Obvious paths: out
>stam
>
Stamina points: 173 remaining: 82
>cman mblow mich
You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +535 vs DS: +280 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +77 = +369
... and hit for 79 points of damage!
Body pulped to a gooey mass.
Watch where you step!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Michaelous becomes solid again.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
>
-- SS [52/173] (-30) SS --
* Michaelous just bit the dust!

Spooky
12-12-2010, 08:07 AM
You give your disk a flip that sends it spinning end over end, dumping everything inside onto the ground.
>
Michaelous swings an exquisite faenor war mattock at a stone mastiff!
AS: +368 vs DS: +209 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +91 = +285
... and hits for 66 points of damage!
Blow to chest causes the stone mastiff's heart to skip a beat.
The stone mastiff is stunned!
>wave rod at mich
You wave your rod at Michaelous.
1d100: 68 + Modifiers: 70 == 138

A void rips open in the area, extremely close to Michaelous.
Blood begins to gush from Michaelous's nose and ears!
+23 Hits.
Michaelous is stunned!


* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

Michaelous appears less secure.
Michaelous begins to breathe less deeply.
Michaelous becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The misty halo fades from Michaelous.
The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous appears to lose some internal strength.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes solid again.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
Michaelous dies an abrupt death.
A number of items ranging from 3 to 25 feet from the void were picked up and sucked toward the blackness. The items did an accumulative damage of 408 as they caromed off Michaelous. The void disappears without further incident.
The rod suddenly disintegrates!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>l

Spooky
12-12-2010, 11:12 AM
Take 2...and thrown down the well to make sure he doesn't buy it back.

[Darkstone, Winding Tunnel]
The ceiling dips low and the floor begins rising to meet it. You wonder if this may be the end of the line. Still, there seems to be room to squeeze a bit further west. You also see a massive troll king.
Also here: The Legend of Michaelous
Obvious exits: northeast, west
>cman disarm mic
You become visible again.
[Roll result: 140 (open d100: 56) Penalties: 15]
Choosing your opening, you attempt to disarm Michaelous's faenor war mattock with your empty hand and connect!
Michaelous's faenor war mattock is knocked to the ground!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

A massive troll king flesh wounds regenerate some.
A massive troll king claws at Michaelous!
AS: +339 vs DS: +176 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +58 = +246
... and hits for 15 points of damage!
Awkward slash to Michaelous's stomach!
Everyone needs another belly button.

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

Michaelous appears less secure.
Michaelous appears to lose some internal strength.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Michaelous and fade.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes solid again.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
The misty halo fades from Michaelous.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Michaelous begins to breathe less deeply.
A massive troll king screams in triumph!

You remove an exquisite faenor war mattock from in your UNLEASHED-FURY SHAMWOW.
>put mat in wel
You hear a quiet "sploosh" as your mattock hits the water and sinks out of sight.

Revial
12-12-2010, 11:44 AM
That sucks.

I'd be more sympathetic if not for the fact that he's a douche.

Fatsix
12-12-2010, 12:02 PM
what were the stats on the mattock anyway? Btw. Titties, I have your pattern book. You put it in a cloak on the ground.

Spooky
12-12-2010, 12:30 PM
what were the stats on the mattock anyway? Btw. Titties, I have your pattern book. You put it in a cloak on the ground.

It was a cheap 9k mattock I found hunting..nothing special.

And yeah, I'm generally a really nice guy. But michaelous has gone WAYYY too far. Even making me disarm him, which I don't normally do to ANYONE. I gave him plenty of chances, tried to be friends with him, made a truce, countless deals, gave him items for free to help him (just recently too),and then he goes with Jaeden and kills me. He tries to drag me out to kill me repeatedly, but failed. Then the other day he killed me repeatedly 4 times. The dude deserves it. He drags people outside the gate just randomly and kills them, he'll rape people very graphically. Its horrible.

Showal
12-12-2010, 12:35 PM
What train is he (michaelous)?

Nostradamus
12-12-2010, 01:24 PM
What train is he (michaelous)?

Michealous 60-65 levels

4 lower level alts
Hannibal 35 ish
Snatch wizard unknown but young
Neville ranger unknown but young
an empath unknown name

Spooky
12-12-2010, 01:47 PM
Naw, he's 50 ish.

Spooky
12-12-2010, 07:01 PM
<3 to whoever said this on my rep:
"Pretty much a dick move."

Yeah, it was. But, he deserved it. There's a difference. The guy causes his own problems. It was a 9k weapon for sakes. Like I said I'm generally a nice guy to everyone, but the dude has gone too far to me many times.

Revial
12-12-2010, 09:10 PM
I got a rep:
"Whatever"

Which made me laugh if that's the only rebuke one can muster to my simple statement.

Bhaalizmo
12-12-2010, 09:15 PM
I got a rep:
"Whatever"

Which made me laugh if that's the only rebuke one can muster to my simple statement.

I don't recall what statement you refer to, but I have this to say.

Sliptoflappy rappy
And a carpal tunnel pudding flanker
Nabble and a stampy and a
Pigeon smelling generator
See a chitlin wafer and a
Chocolate buttered horses ass
Frabble obble abble and a
Stupid monkey chicken gas
Chinese diarrhea prison carpet
Chunky harplegig
Nopaliaseah perforated
Purple parkle pig

Revial
12-12-2010, 09:16 PM
The one at the top of the page.

And what the fuck?!

Bhaalizmo
12-12-2010, 09:19 PM
The one at the top of the page.

Oh ok, thx.


And what the fuck?!

My mammal sauce is the best mammal sauce
Spread mammal sauce on my wang
We make mammal sauce in bill williams loft
And we eat a bucket of tang

Edit: I give you, crotchduster. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MbhPWud8kM

Revial
12-12-2010, 09:28 PM
Ah, I see.

pabstblueribbon
12-12-2010, 09:55 PM
Oh ok, thx.



My mammal sauce is the best mammal sauce
Spread mammal sauce on my wang
We make mammal sauce in bill williams loft
And we eat a bucket of tang

Edit: I give you, crotchduster. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MbhPWud8kM

I liked Crotchopus better.

Girl with a big face
I saw you at the bus stop
From a mile away

Also, big fat box of shit is the best album name ever.

Drunken Durfin
12-12-2010, 11:21 PM
I came all the way up to the Landing and killed the entire Michaelous crew 1x this evening. It just takes a little bit of effort, if everyone killed them just once a day think of the difference we could make.

:devilsmile:

Hilts
12-13-2010, 02:56 AM
nubbz is almost old enough to start killing his alts, so count on me rejoining in soon

Taeguk
12-13-2010, 02:54 PM
Hiateit9 = Sluntty


GSSTaeguk: why don't you try and kill people closer to your own level?
Hiateit9: i kill everyone.
GSSTaeguk: or are you chicken shit on top of being a social reject?
Hiateit9: don't start to think your special
Hiateit9: i'm sure insulting me will get you on the nokill list, quickly.
GSSTaeguk: your mom thinks I'm special
GSSTaeguk: especially when I blow my load in her nose
Hiateit9: k, that was your last chance at communication, from here on out it's just straight popin ya

Oh noes...he is gonna kill me moar! Whatever am I going to do?

Revial
12-13-2010, 03:04 PM
Y'know, when things like this are said:

"GSSTaeguk: your mom thinks I'm special
GSSTaeguk: especially when I blow my load in her nose"

It cheapens the idea that you're teaching a prick a lesson or luring them out into the open. Yeah, shattered, I get that but come on, that's uncalled for. Indeed, he's a degenerate but that doesn't mean you should stoop to his level.

alski415
12-13-2010, 03:43 PM
HAI ANAL ANDY

Taeguk
12-13-2010, 04:08 PM
It cheapens the idea that you're teaching a prick a lesson or luring them out into the open. Yeah, shattered, I get that but come on, that's uncalled for. Indeed, he's a degenerate but that doesn't mean you should stoop to his level.

He has 30 trains on me, not like there is much else I can do short of buying a capped wizard.

Revial
12-13-2010, 04:13 PM
So...insults and antagonizing makes things much better.

Got ya. You may wish to steer clear of muggers with guns or anything sharp.

Michaelous
12-13-2010, 04:15 PM
He has 30 trains on me, not like there is much else I can do short of buying a capped wizard.

maybe you should wait till michalous levels up then, fun being on the other end of the stick eh?

Fatsix
12-13-2010, 04:16 PM
You'll need at least one free hand to swim the whirlpool.
>[go2]>swim whirlpool
You'll need at least one free hand to swim the whirlpool.
>Sluntty strides joltingly down the steep incline and onto the beach.
>Sluntty traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>Sluntty gestures at you.
A void rips open in the area, directly above you!
You are sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes you to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.

Hrmm..... I guess your word don't mean shit after all.

alski415
12-13-2010, 04:56 PM
>sneak e
[Top of the World, Frozen Tundra]
The frozen tundra comes to an end here, at an arch of ice standing defiantly against the savage elements. The arch leads into the largest mountain in the world, beyond it steps lead up the mountain before disappearing from sight. To the west, the wasteland stretches on endlessly. You also see a shimmering path.
Also here: High Lord Sluntty
Obvious paths: west
Roundtime: 1 sec.
>
A scrub mongoose saunters in.
>
Sluntty traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>
--- Lich: narost has exited.
Sluntty gestures at a scrub mongoose.
>
You feel fully energetic again.
>616 slunt
[voodoo]>prepare 616
You come out of hiding.
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast slunt
You gesture at Sluntty.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Sluntty! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 21 points of damage!
... 9 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures calf!
He is stunned!
... hits for 20 points of damage!
... 9 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures calf!
Sluntty is knocked to the ground!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
616 slunt
[voodoo]>prepare 616
Wait 1 sec.
>
616 slunt
You hear a loud *POP* come from Sluntty's muscles!
Sluntty simply vanishes from sight!
>
[voodoo]>prepare 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast slunt
You gesture into the air.
Your spell misfires.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>look
[Top of the World, Frozen Tundra]
The frozen tundra comes to an end here, at an arch of ice standing defiantly against the savage elements. The arch leads into the largest mountain in the world, beyond it steps lead up the mountain before disappearing from sight. To the west, the wasteland stretches on endlessly. You also see a scrub mongoose and a shimmering path.
Obvious paths: west
>w
[Top of the World, Frozen Tundra]
Stretching higher than can be seen, the great frozen peak rises into the sky. The southern face appears treacherous at best, jagged ice and rock rise in a steep slope until fading out of sight. The swirling snow and wind keep the vision a blur, but it appears to meet the tundra to the east.
Obvious paths: east, south, west
>w
[Top of the World, Frozen Tundra]
The massive mountain rises before the plains, dwarfing all before it. A glacier descends its western edge, making access to it from here impossible. Snow covered tundra stretches out to the east, west, and south. You also see a sabre-tooth tiger and a polar bear.
Obvious paths: east, south, southwest, west
>
A polar bear tries to bite you!
You move at the last moment to evade the attack!
>w
[Top of the World, Frozen Tundra]
The winds are a bit calmer here, in lee of a large glacier that prevents travel to the north. The glacier descends the western slope of the huge mountain, weaving its way through the frozen black landscape. Snowstorms block vision to the east and south. You also see a polar bear.
Also here: High Lord Sluntty who is lying down
Obvious paths: east, south
>
Sluntty stands up.
>616 slun
[voodoo]>prepare 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast slun
You gesture at Sluntty.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Sluntty! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 28 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Great shot penetrates thigh and shatters bone!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... hits for 17 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Shot knocks Sluntty's head back by pushing on the inside of the skull!

* Sluntty drops dead at your feet!

A shadow seems to detach itself from Sluntty's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The misty halo fades from Sluntty.
The air calms down around Sluntty.
The very powerful look leaves Sluntty.
The white light leaves Sluntty.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Sluntty.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Sluntty.
The bright luminescence fades from around Sluntty.
The light blue glow leaves Sluntty.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Sluntty.
The deep blue glow leaves Sluntty.
The powerful look leaves Sluntty.
Sluntty glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Sluntty.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>cac
* Sluntty just bit the dust!
>
A polar bear trundles east.
>
A scrub mongoose saunters in.
>
You cackle!
>'Bitch
You say, "Bitch."

Taeguk
12-13-2010, 04:57 PM
maybe you should wait till michalous levels up then, fun being on the other end of the stick eh?

The difference is that you are a douche that drags people from TSC out to die. I'm not.

Bhaalizmo
12-13-2010, 05:24 PM
You gesture at Sluntty.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Sluntty! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 28 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Great shot penetrates thigh and shatters bone!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... hits for 17 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Shot knocks Sluntty's head back by pushing on the inside of the skull!

* Sluntty drops dead at your feet!

A shadow seems to detach itself from Sluntty's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The misty halo fades from Sluntty.
The air calms down around Sluntty.
The very powerful look leaves Sluntty.
The white light leaves Sluntty.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Sluntty.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Sluntty.
The bright luminescence fades from around Sluntty.
The light blue glow leaves Sluntty.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Sluntty.
The deep blue glow leaves Sluntty.
The powerful look leaves Sluntty.
Sluntty glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Sluntty.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>cac
* Sluntty just bit the dust!


I approve this message.

Do it again please.

And agan...

and again...

and again...

and again...

and again...

Nostradamus
12-13-2010, 06:52 PM
I invite you all to Sluntafest 2010. As we work to slay the third anti-christ.

Hope to see you soon.

:club:

Hiateit
12-13-2010, 07:20 PM
well c'mon you cunts, bring it on then. left most of you around for months, you wanna pump out a dickhead, i'll give you dickhead. i'm gtg whenever your ready... nost why don't you come yourself for once? need GMtillmen much? need to pretend people are kicking women off the game? ya sound like a woman yourself half the time. i'll be here when your ready.

Revial
12-13-2010, 07:22 PM
...you lost me.

alski415
12-13-2010, 07:40 PM
Be where? Your always invis, or have 204 up. Tell me what town your in and ill gladly come spike you again you piece of shit.

Nostradamus
12-13-2010, 07:42 PM
well c'mon you cunts, bring it on then. left most of you around for months, you wanna pump out a dickhead, i'll give you dickhead. i'm gtg whenever your ready... nost why don't you come yourself for once? need GMtillmen much? need to pretend people are kicking women off the game? ya sound like a woman yourself half the time. i'll be here when your ready.


Well at least you know your a dick head.
What now you wanna fight fair?
Heh, hope you stay up late.

QQ moar

Warriorbird
12-13-2010, 07:48 PM
well c'mon you cunts, bring it on then. left most of you around for months, you wanna pump out a dickhead, i'll give you dickhead. i'm gtg whenever your ready... nost why don't you come yourself for once? need GMtillmen much? need to pretend people are kicking women off the game? ya sound like a woman yourself half the time. i'll be here when your ready.

This thread is about laughing at Michaelous.

Taeguk
12-13-2010, 08:03 PM
well c'mon you cunts, bring it on then. left most of you around for months, you wanna pump out a dickhead, i'll give you dickhead. i'm gtg whenever your ready... nost why don't you come yourself for once? need GMtillmen much? need to pretend people are kicking women off the game? ya sound like a woman yourself half the time. i'll be here when your ready.

You are still a punk.

All you griefers are the same. Your life sucks. You are weak insignificant people IRL and the only outlet you have are games. Who knows, I'm most likely one of the guys who beat the shit out of you on the playground, so in a round-about way I might actually deserve it on some level.

Kill me all you want if that is what you need to keep from slitting your own wrists at home. Just know that every time you do all you are accomplishing in my life is reaffirming my belief as to what you really are.

Nostradamus
12-13-2010, 09:43 PM
You are still a punk.

All you griefers are the same. Your life sucks. You are weak insignificant people IRL and the only outlet you have are games. Who knows, I'm most likely one of the guys who beat the shit out of you on the playground, so in a round-about way I might actually deserve it on some level.

Kill me all you want if that is what you need to keep from slitting your own wrists at home. Just know that every time you do all you are accomplishing in my life is reaffirming my belief as to what you really are.

He is full of shit I been looking for him all night. Only thing he does is slam when you go to kill him.

Only picks on chars that he KNOWS he can get. Not hard from implosion that is from invis

Hiateit
12-13-2010, 10:53 PM
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
A blue wolf pads in.
>
You hear someone intoning a phrase of elemental power...
>
Tillmen suddenly fades into view.
Tillmen gestures at you.
CS: +516 - TD: +44 + CvA: +20 + d100: +56 - -5 == +553
Warding failed!
A wispy hand of air reaches toward you and grasps you tightly. The hand squeezes hard, snatching the breath from your lungs.
You are stunned.
>
The blue wolf pads east.
>
Tillmen makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Tillmen gestures at you.
>
Tillmen thumps you!
>
Tillmen scratches his head.
>l
[Icemule Trace, West Road]
Travellers go by at a dizzying pace. It is difficult to walk by without running into one of them. Walking sideways seems to be the only way to make any progress down the road. You also see a small ivy-covered cottage with a sign affixed next to the door.
Also here: Tillmen
Obvious paths: north, east, west
>lick tillmen
You are still stunned.
>
A Silvermule courier just arrived on her way to deliver a message.
>
Tillmen makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Tillmen gestures.
Tillmen appears to be keenly aware of his surroundings.
>
The courier heads east in a determined manner.
>lick tillmen
You are still stunned.
>info
Name: Gmtillmen Race: Sylvankind Profession: Wizard (not shown)

Hiateit
12-13-2010, 11:06 PM
Tillmen gestures.
Tillmen vanishes.

--Never mind, there he is again. Perhaps it was a trick of the light.
>
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You realize that you have no outstanding favors which Lorminstra owes you, and without having accomplished a deed for Her, your soul is in danger of vanishing from the land forever!

...departing in 10 mins...
>
Tillmen turns to you and cheers!
>
Tillmen tried to drag you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit yourself to be dragged.
>
Suddenly you feel someone force your mouth open, and pour in a small amount of liquid from a white flask.
You feel a tingle on your soul, as if a powerful hand is gently cradling it.
(Thy soul is bound to thy body for an extra 12 minutes and 30 seconds.)
>
Tillmen sniffs.
>
Tillmen frets.
>
Tillmen traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
>
Tillmen gestures.
Tillmen suddenly disappears.
>
Nostradamus tried to begin dragging you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit yourself to be dragged.
>
You hear someone calling upon the powers of the elements...
>info
Name: Gmtillmen Race: Sylvankind Profession: Wizard (not shown)
Gender: Male Age: 0 Expr: 52939 Level: 6
Normal (Bonus) ... Enhanced (Bonus)
Strength (STR): 100 (25) ... 100 (25)
Constitution (CON): 42 (-4) ... 42 (-4)
Dexterity (DEX): 73 (21) ... 73 (21)
Agility (AGI): 53 (6) ... 53 (6)
Discipline (DIS): 71 (5) ... 71 (5)
Aura (AUR): 83 (21) ... 83 (21)
Logic (LOG): 92 (21) ... 92 (21)
Intuition (INT): 53 (1) ... 53 (1)
Wisdom (WIS): 62 (6) ... 62 (6)
Influence (INF): 53 (1) ... 53 (1)
Mana: 39 Silver: 0

alski415
12-13-2010, 11:09 PM
Stop being a bitch and bring Sluntty out, and your dumbass alts wont get killed. Doubtful you'll ever come out and fight. Only stay invis 24/7. BIYATCH!

Hiateit
12-13-2010, 11:19 PM
The pawnbroker smiles faintly and says, "I'm sorry, Gmtillmen, but I have no use for that."

Hiateit
12-13-2010, 11:22 PM
Level: 6 Deeds: 0
Experience: 53127 Death's Sting: None
Exp. until next: 1873 Recent Deaths: 0
Mental TPs: 68 Fame: 19372
Physical TPs: 28 Mana: 5/39 max

Your mind is fresh and clear.
>
| Bigshot: Last Hunt: 1 min. 24.00 secs.
| Bigshot: Average Hunt: 1 min. 24.00 secs.
| Bigshot: Total Time Running: 5 min. 17.00 secs.
| Bigshot last rested because: wounded.
| Bigshot isn't hunting because: spirit still below threshold.
;stop all
--- Lich: exec1 has exited.
--- Lich: bigshot has exited.
;heap
--- Lich: heap active.
[heap]>punch Zatoichi
Roundtime 5 seconds.
You jab Zatoichi in the side!
>[heap]>punch Zatoichi
...wait 5 seconds.
>
[heap]>punch Zatoichi
Roundtime 5 seconds.
You jab Zatoichi in the stomach!
The blow knocks him flat!
>
[heap]>punch Zatoichi
...wait 5 seconds.:club:

Hiateit
12-13-2010, 11:23 PM
[heap]>punch Zatoichi
Roundtime 5 seconds.
You punch Zatoichi in the face!
He collapses in a heap.
>
[heap]>punch Zatoichi
...wait 5 seconds.
>
[heap]>punch Zatoichi
Roundtime 5 seconds.
You punch Zatoichi, who's helpless. Feel better?
>
[heap]>punch Zatoichi
...wait 5 seconds.
>look
[The Icehouse Tavern]
This old tavern was once a great storehouse for meats and perishables. Dangling from the ceiling are several meat hooks from which lanterns have been hung. Tables and benches are placed along the walls leaving the center one big muddy pit. A row of crates is stacked along one wall forming a bar of sorts, tended by a rather grimy looking halfling. The only other feature is a heavy wooden door, which leads to the frigid weather outside.
Also here: a stunned Zatoichi who is lying down
Obvious exits: none
>laugh
You laugh out loud!:wtf:

Hiateit
12-13-2010, 11:26 PM
...wait 11 seconds.
>
You hear someone intoning a phrase of elemental power...
>
Tillmen suddenly fades into view.
Tillmen gestures at you.
CS: +521 - TD: +42 + CvA: +20 + d100: +56 - -5 == +560
Warding failed!
A wispy hand of air reaches toward you and grasps you tightly. The hand squeezes hard, snatching the breath from your lungs.
You are stunned.
>'haha
Tillmen turns to you and cheers!
>
You are still stunned.
>info
Name: Gmtillmen Race: Sylvankind Profession: Wizard (not shown)
Gender: Male Age: 0 Expr: 53231 Level: 6
Normal (Bonus) ... Enhanced (Bonus)
Strength (STR): 100 (25) ... 95 (22)
Constitution (CON): 42 (-4) ... 40 (-5)
Dexterity (DEX): 73 (21) ... 70 (20)
Agility (AGI): 53 (6) ... 51 (5)
Discipline (DIS): 71 (5) ... 68 (4)
Aura (AUR): 83 (21) ... 79 (19)
Logic (LOG): 92 (21) ... 88 (19)
Intuition (INT): 53 (1) ... 51 (0)
Wisdom (WIS): 62 (6) ... 59 (4)
Influence (INF): 53 (1) ... 51 (0)
Mana: 15 Silver: 5

zhelas
12-13-2010, 11:27 PM
Okay....Any Sorcerers involved in this entertainment? I know not many wish the hassle of animating creatures. BUT it might be amusing at least once... to see them get pawned by an animate..... or..... have them dismembered with a neck bleeder...... leave..... wait for it..... :)

Hiateit
12-13-2010, 11:30 PM
[The Icehouse Tavern]
This old tavern was once a great storehouse for meats and perishables. Dangling from the ceiling are several meat hooks from which lanterns have been hung. Tables and benches are placed along the walls leaving the center one big muddy pit. A row of crates is stacked along one wall forming a bar of sorts, tended by a rather grimy looking halfling. The only other feature is a heavy wooden door, which leads to the frigid weather outside.
Also here: Zatoichi who is lying down
Obvious exits: none
>;heap
--- Lich: heap active.
[heap]>punch Zatoichi
Roundtime 5 seconds.
You swing at Zatoichi and miss.
>
[heap]>punch Zatoichi
...wait 5 seconds.
>
[heap]>punch Zatoichi
Roundtime 5 seconds.
You punch Zatoichi in the stomach!
He is dazed by the blow.
>
[heap]>punch Zatoichi
...wait 5 seconds.
>
[heap]>punch Zatoichi
Roundtime 5 seconds.
You punch Zatoichi.
>
[heap]>punch Zatoichi
...wait 5 seconds.
>info
Name: Ilikeit Race: Dwarf Profession: Empath (not shown)
Gender: Male Age: 0 Expr: 184471 Level: 12
Normal (Bonus) ... Enhanced (Bonus)
Strength (STR): 92 (31) ... 92 (31)
Constitution (CON): 42 (11) ... 39 (10)
Dexterity (DEX): 53 (1) ... 58 (4)
Agility (AGI): 62 (1) ... 62 (1)
Discipline (DIS): 52 (11) ... 52 (11)
Aura (AUR): 74 (2) ... 74 (2)
Logic (LOG): 94 (27) ... 94 (27)
Intuition (INT): 56 (3) ... 56 (3)
Wisdom (WIS): 96 (23) ... 96 (23)
Influence (INF): 94 (12) ... 94 (12):bananahit:
Mana: 59 Silver: 0

Hiateit
12-13-2010, 11:34 PM
>
Tillmen gestures at you.
The ground beneath Tillmen rumbles, then erupts in a shower of rubble that coalesces in to a large, pudgy hand in mid-air. The stone hand attempts to grab you but can not seem to reach you. Soon the stone hand goes still and collapses to a pile of rubble that quickly disintegrates to invisible dust.
>
Tillmen scratches his head.
>
You feel less drained.
>
Tillmen comes out of hiding.
Tillmen intones a phrase of elemental power while raising his hands...
>
Tillmen gestures at you.
d100 == 1 FUMBLE!
You are unaffected.


[heap]>punch Zatoichi
Roundtime 5 seconds.
You slug Zatoichi in the face!
He collapses in a heap.




twenty seven days later.:nono:

Nostradamus
12-13-2010, 11:44 PM
What you didnt get it we still won. Even if only 30 minutes free of you on the server.

Horray!

>fin sluntty

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
I>find snatchel

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

Nostradamus
12-13-2010, 11:50 PM
As soon as Sluntty realized he been had.... Notice him log in..

Icemule Trace, West Gate]
The wind whistles around you as it passes along this side of the town walls. A huge snowbank is off to one side and in front of the gates is a stout building with a large sign over the door that reads "The Icehouse Tavern".
Also here: a stunned Gmtillmen (sleeping), Tillmen
Obvious paths: north, south, west
I>roll gmtil
Your invisibility falls.
You roll Gmtillmen over while he sleeps.
>
Gmtillmen starts to breathe easier.
>
Tillmen intones a phrase of elemental power while raising his hands...
>
Tillmen gestures at Gmtillmen.
Gmtillmen is awakened by Tillmen's attack!
CS: +521 - TD: +44 + CvA: +20 + d100: +34 - -5 == +536
Warding failed!
A wispy hand of air reaches toward Gmtillmen and grasps him tightly. The hand squeezes hard, snatching the breath from his lungs.
Gmtillmen is stunned.
>roll till
You try to roll Tillmen over, but he isn't lying down.
>l
[Icemule Trace, West Gate]
The wind whistles around you as it passes along this side of the town walls. A huge snowbank is off to one side and in front of the gates is a stout building with a large sign over the door that reads "The Icehouse Tavern".
Also here: a stunned Gmtillmen (prone), Tillmen
Obvious paths: north, south, west
>roll gmtill
You roll Gmtillmen over.
>roll gmtill
You roll Gmtillmen over.
>roll gmtill
You roll Gmtillmen over.
>roll gmtill
You roll Gmtillmen over.
>
Zatoichi just arrived.
>
Zatoichi just went south.
>'sleepy
You say, "Sleepy."
>find sluntty

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
>
Tillmen whispers, "He apparently is dumb enough to not know I didn't get charged for killing him."
>find sluntty

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
>
You feel more refreshed.
>l
[Icemule Trace, West Gate]
The wind whistles around you as it passes along this side of the town walls. A huge snowbank is off to one side and in front of the gates is a stout building with a large sign over the door that reads "The Icehouse Tavern".
Also here: a stunned Gmtillmen (prone), Tillmen
Obvious paths: north, south, west
>find sluntty
Brave Adventurer Questing:

Sluntty

Hiateit
12-14-2010, 12:11 AM
Tillmen gestures.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Tillmen.
Nostradamus is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves and are pinned in place, unable to move.
Roundtime: 20 sec.
>
The cuts on Nostradamus's left arm close and the bruises fade.
>
You start to breathe easier.
>
[stav]>go tavern
...wait 18 seconds.
>
Nostradamus murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Nostradamus concentrates.
Nostradamus' left arm looks better.
>
Tillmen intones a phrase of elemental power while raising his hands...
>
Tillmen gestures at you.
CS: +521 - TD: +44 + CvA: +20 + d100: +33 - -5 == +535
Warding failed!
A wispy hand of air reaches toward you and grasps you tightly. The hand squeezes hard, snatching the breath from your lungs.
You are stunned.

Nostradamus
12-14-2010, 12:22 AM
Tillmen gestures.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Tillmen.
Nostradamus is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves and are pinned in place, unable to move.
Roundtime: 20 sec.
>
The cuts on Nostradamus's left arm close and the bruises fade.
>
You start to breathe easier.
>
[stav]>go tavern
...wait 18 seconds.
>
Nostradamus murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Nostradamus concentrates.
Nostradamus' left arm looks better.
>
Tillmen intones a phrase of elemental power while raising his hands...
>
Tillmen gestures at you.
CS: +521 - TD: +44 + CvA: +20 + d100: +33 - -5 == +535
Warding failed!
A wispy hand of air reaches toward you and grasps you tightly. The hand squeezes hard, snatching the breath from your lungs.
You are stunned.

I hope you really dont think it was some big thing cause you scripted hitting the guy and stuff right? big whoopie doo

Thanks for the learning. Almost was fried. I am gonna go spend time on something that matters now. Kthxbai

Hiateit
12-14-2010, 12:26 AM
[heap]>punch Zatoichi
Roundtime 5 seconds.
You punch Zatoichi, who's helpless. Feel better?


:wasntme:

Senglent
12-14-2010, 10:15 PM
You are still a punk.

All you griefers are the same. Your life sucks. You are weak insignificant people IRL and the only outlet you have are games. Who knows, I'm most likely one of the guys who beat the shit out of you on the playground, so in a round-about way I might actually deserve it on some level.

Kill me all you want if that is what you need to keep from slitting your own wrists at home. Just know that every time you do all you are accomplishing in my life is reaffirming why I beat your type up on the playground when we were kids. :club:

There fixed that for you

Nostradamus
12-15-2010, 07:21 AM
s>find sluntty

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

Hiateit
12-15-2010, 03:42 PM
?<donate> just gave you 2000000 coins which you quickly pocket.


hey nost since you've started bein my advertising guy the donations are pouring in, nothin like a good frontman.:love:

alski415
12-15-2010, 04:35 PM
[voodoo]>cast slunt
You gesture at Sluntty.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Sluntty! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 8 points of damage!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the chest.
... hits for 13 points of damage!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the right arm.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You notice Sluntty slip into a hiding place.
>
616 slunt
[voodoo]>prepare 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast slunt
Cast at what?
>point slunt
You point at Sluntty, ruining his hiding place.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
>616 slunt
[voodoo]>prepare 616
...wait 1 seconds.
>
[voodoo]>prepare 616
You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>
[voodoo]>cast slunt
You gesture at Sluntty.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Sluntty! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 33 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Deft strike to abdomen penetrates several useful organs!
He is stunned!
... hits for 21 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Great shot penetrates thigh and shatters bone!

* Sluntty drops dead at your feet!

A shadow seems to detach itself from Sluntty's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The deep blue glow leaves Sluntty.
The very powerful look leaves Sluntty.
The white light leaves Sluntty.
The air calms down around Sluntty.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Sluntty.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Sluntty.
The bright luminescence fades from around Sluntty.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Sluntty.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Sluntty.
Sluntty appears less secure.
The misty halo fades from Sluntty.
The powerful look leaves Sluntty.
The light blue glow leaves Sluntty.

A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!".

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Sluntty just left.


I thought you were ready whenever? Stop hiding like a little bitch. Right after you got spiked you rifted to Teras, where Tillmen proceeded to hand you your ass.

Hilts
12-15-2010, 04:36 PM
what goods that bow n arrow when your not shootin it?! lets see some arrows flyin into eyes..

Bhaalizmo
12-15-2010, 05:04 PM
* Sluntty drops dead at your feet!

...and the crowd goes wild! Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

Nostradamus
12-15-2010, 07:01 PM
?<donate> just gave you 2000000 coins which you quickly pocket.


hey nost since you've started bein my advertising guy the donations are pouring in, nothin like a good frontman.:love:

Sluntty just left.

The only thing different between you than Michaelous is. Michaelous has more ballz least he sticks around and takes his ass beating.

:tool:

Hilts
12-15-2010, 07:56 PM
With a quick flick of your wrist, you deftly send a feras dagger into flight.
You throw a feras dagger at Hannibal!
AS: +188 vs DS: +24 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +11 = +195
... and hit for 29 points of damage!
Blade slashes across Hannibal's face!
Nice nose job.

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!

The guiding force leaves you.
The feras dagger is lodged in Hannibal's head!
Roundtime: 4 sec.

jeez mich.. atleast train them in PF so it can be sorta fun

joehollywood
12-15-2010, 08:43 PM
There are very few situations where a feras dagger stuck in the head is not just the coolest thing ever! At least for this 5 minutes...

Nostradamus
12-16-2010, 01:56 AM
Hey gonna hide at that table all night?


Today is Leyan, day 15 of the month Eorgaen in the year 5110. It is 18:57 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
Today is Leyan, day 15 of the month Eorgaen in the year 5110. It is 19:33 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
Today is Leyan, day 15 of the month Eorgaen in the year 5110. It is 19:51 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
Today is Leyan, day 15 of the month Eorgaen in the year 5110. It is 20:39 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
Today is Leyan, day 15 of the month Eorgaen in the year 5110. It is 20:59 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
Today is Leyan, day 15 of the month Eorgaen in the year 5110. It is 22:36 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
Today is Leyan, day 15 of the month Eorgaen in the year 5110. It is 23:45 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

[Half-Eaten Tart Table]
A half-eaten tart sits on the table, implying that the last occupants left in a bit of a hurry. A crisp white tablecloth covers the table, topped with a tiny bud vase.
Obvious exits: out
I>look tab

You look around the room to see who is seated at the various tables...

[Glazed Tart Table]
Sluntty


Must be lonely when even your alt don't want to play with you. lmao

I>find snatchel

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.


known alts snatchel, gmtillmen

Obviously this is a waste of my time. I will go on to more productive things

Hiateit
12-16-2010, 12:13 PM
>order 39
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

You try to engage Krylonna in pleasant conversation, hoping to soften her up a bit, but she doesn't appear to be interested in chatting about much besides the price. After some business-like haggling, you settle on a price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>buy

Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>stow amulet
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You come out of hiding.
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

You try to engage Krylonna in pleasant conversation, hoping to soften her up a bit, but she doesn't appear to be interested in chatting about much besides the price. After some business-like haggling, you settle on a price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on a charming smile, you engage Krylonna in a negotiation on the price. "You will drive me to ruin!" she exclaims upon hearing your first offer, but she eventually comes down some on her price, to 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

You try to engage Krylonna in pleasant conversation, hoping to soften her up a bit, but she doesn't appear to be interested in chatting about much besides the price. After some business-like haggling, you settle on a price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on a charming smile, you engage Krylonna in a negotiation on the price. "You will drive me to ruin!" she exclaims upon hearing your first offer, but she eventually comes down some on her price, to 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on your best poker face, you begin haggling with Krylonna about an appropriate price. She must play poker, too, for at the end of your bargaining it's hard to tell whether she likes the settled price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on a charming smile, you engage Krylonna in a negotiation on the price. "You will drive me to ruin!" she exclaims upon hearing your first offer, but she eventually comes down some on her price, to 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on a charming smile, you engage Krylonna in a negotiation on the price. "You will drive me to ruin!" she exclaims upon hearing your first offer, but she eventually comes down some on her price, to 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on your best poker face, you begin haggling with Krylonna about an appropriate price. She must play poker, too, for at the end of your bargaining it's hard to tell whether she likes the settled price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on a charming smile, you engage Krylonna in a negotiation on the price. "You will drive me to ruin!" she exclaims upon hearing your first offer, but she eventually comes down some on her price, to 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on your best poker face, you begin haggling with Krylonna about an appropriate price. She must play poker, too, for at the end of your bargaining it's hard to tell whether she likes the settled price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

You try to engage Krylonna in pleasant conversation, hoping to soften her up a bit, but she doesn't appear to be interested in chatting about much besides the price. After some business-like haggling, you settle on a price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on your best poker face, you begin haggling with Krylonna about an appropriate price. She must play poker, too, for at the end of your bargaining it's hard to tell whether she likes the settled price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

You try to engage Krylonna in pleasant conversation, hoping to soften her up a bit, but she doesn't appear to be interested in chatting about much besides the price. After some business-like haggling, you settle on a price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

You try to engage Krylonna in pleasant conversation, hoping to soften her up a bit, but she doesn't appear to be interested in chatting about much besides the price. After some business-like haggling, you settle on a price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on a charming smile, you engage Krylonna in a negotiation on the price. "You will drive me to ruin!" she exclaims upon hearing your first offer, but she eventually comes down some on her price, to 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on your best poker face, you begin haggling with Krylonna about an appropriate price. She must play poker, too, for at the end of your bargaining it's hard to tell whether she likes the settled price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on your best poker face, you begin haggling with Krylonna about an appropriate price. She must play poker, too, for at the end of your bargaining it's hard to tell whether she likes the settled price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on your best poker face, you begin haggling with Krylonna about an appropriate price. She must play poker, too, for at the end of your bargaining it's hard to tell whether she likes the settled price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on your best poker face, you begin haggling with Krylonna about an appropriate price. She must play poker, too, for at the end of your bargaining it's hard to tell whether she likes the settled price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on a charming smile, you engage Krylonna in a negotiation on the price. "You will drive me to ruin!" she exclaims upon hearing your first offer, but she eventually comes down some on her price, to 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

You try to engage Krylonna in pleasant conversation, hoping to soften her up a bit, but she doesn't appear to be interested in chatting about much besides the price. After some business-like haggling, you settle on a price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

You try to engage Krylonna in pleasant conversation, hoping to soften her up a bit, but she doesn't appear to be interested in chatting about much besides the price. After some business-like haggling, you settle on a price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on a charming smile, you engage Krylonna in a negotiation on the price. "You will drive me to ruin!" she exclaims upon hearing your first offer, but she eventually comes down some on her price, to 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on your best poker face, you begin haggling with Krylonna about an appropriate price. She must play poker, too, for at the end of your bargaining it's hard to tell whether she likes the settled price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

You try to engage Krylonna in pleasant conversation, hoping to soften her up a bit, but she doesn't appear to be interested in chatting about much besides the price. After some business-like haggling, you settle on a price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

You try to engage Krylonna in pleasant conversation, hoping to soften her up a bit, but she doesn't appear to be interested in chatting about much besides the price. After some business-like haggling, you settle on a price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on a charming smile, you engage Krylonna in a negotiation on the price. "You will drive me to ruin!" she exclaims upon hearing your first offer, but she eventually comes down some on her price, to 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

You try to engage Krylonna in pleasant conversation, hoping to soften her up a bit, but she doesn't appear to be interested in chatting about much besides the price. After some business-like haggling, you settle on a price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on your best poker face, you begin haggling with Krylonna about an appropriate price. She must play poker, too, for at the end of your bargaining it's hard to tell whether she likes the settled price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on a charming smile, you engage Krylonna in a negotiation on the price. "You will drive me to ruin!" she exclaims upon hearing your first offer, but she eventually comes down some on her price, to 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on your best poker face, you begin haggling with Krylonna about an appropriate price. She must play poker, too, for at the end of your bargaining it's hard to tell whether she likes the settled price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on a charming smile, you engage Krylonna in a negotiation on the price. "You will drive me to ruin!" she exclaims upon hearing your first offer, but she eventually comes down some on her price, to 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on your best poker face, you begin haggling with Krylonna about an appropriate price. She must play poker, too, for at the end of your bargaining it's hard to tell whether she likes the settled price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

Putting on your best poker face, you begin haggling with Krylonna about an appropriate price. She must play poker, too, for at the end of your bargaining it's hard to tell whether she likes the settled price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

You try to engage Krylonna in pleasant conversation, hoping to soften her up a bit, but she doesn't appear to be interested in chatting about much besides the price. After some business-like haggling, you settle on a price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.
>order 39
buy
stow amulet
You ask about the price of an opaque glass amulet.

You try to engage Krylonna in pleasant conversation, hoping to soften her up a bit, but she doesn't appear to be interested in chatting about much besides the price. After some business-like haggling, you settle on a price of 45000 silvers.

You may order a QUANTITY of this item, ORDER something else, or BUY this item.
>
Krylonna exclaims, "Sold for 45000 silvers!"
Krylonna takes your promissory note and hands you a new one.
She hands you an opaque glass amulet and says, "Here's your purchase. Thanks for your patronage."
>
You put an opaque glass amulet in your golden yellow pack.

Revial
12-16-2010, 12:20 PM
Glass amulets, for when you've bitten off more than you can chew.

Fallen
12-16-2010, 02:56 PM
Jesus. Order 10 39.

Bhaalizmo
12-16-2010, 03:42 PM
Jesus. Order 10 39.

Clearly, not all of us are blessed with logic.

Hiateit
12-16-2010, 03:44 PM
;smackdown
--- Lich: smackdown active.

You gesture at Lloyd.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Lloyd!
Lloyd is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Lloyd to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Lloyd drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Frosty.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Frosty!
Frosty is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Frosty to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Frosty drops dead at your feet!

You gesture at Sylvester.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Sylvester!
Sylvester is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Sylvester to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Sylvester drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Nurse.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Nurse!
Nurse is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Nurse to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Nurse drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Frosty.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Frosty!
Frosty is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Frosty to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Frosty drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Ifor.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Ifor!
Ifor is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Ifor to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Ifor drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Fosco.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Fosco!
Fosco is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Fosco to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Fosco drops dead at your feet!

>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Lasek.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Lasek!
Lasek is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Lasek to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Lasek drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Mofuggah.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Mofuggah!
Mofuggah is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Mofuggah to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Mofuggah drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Beelzebub.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Beelzebub!
Beelzebub is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Beelzebub to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Beelzebub drops dead at your feet!

You gesture at Innocent.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Innocent!
Forceful decompression nearly turns Innocent inside out!
+147 Hits.

* Innocent drops dead at your feet!:club: :club:

Hiateit
12-16-2010, 04:03 PM
You are visible again.
You gesture at Chaos.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Chaos!
Chaos is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Chaos to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Chaos drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Celebros.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Celebros!
Celebros is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Celebros to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Celebros drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Nubbz.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Nubbz!
Nubbz is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Nubbz to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Nubbz drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Daedalus.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Daedalus!
Daedalus is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Daedalus to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Daedalus drops dead at your feet!

Hiateit
12-16-2010, 04:16 PM
You are visible again.
You gesture at Leland.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Leland!
Leland is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Leland to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Leland drops dead at your feet!


they're laughing at you.


Sluntty (at level 100), your current skill bonuses and ranks (including all modifiers) are:



Grand Lord Sluntty the Griefer.
He appears to be a Dark Elf.

Hiateit
12-16-2010, 04:27 PM
You gesture at Arjuna.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Arjuna!
Arjuna is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Arjuna to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Arjuna drops dead at your feet!



[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see a run-down old margarita machine, a carved ice bench with some stuff on it and a blanket of snow.
Also here: Tillmen who is hiding, Sandor, Gregor
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>[smackdown]>justice status
You sense that your surroundings are calm enough that the deputy would notice if you did anything illegal.
>point tillmen
You point at Tillmen, ruining his hiding place.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
>
Tillmen scowls at you.
>
Tillmen traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
>
Tillmen gestures.
Tillmen suddenly disappears.

zhelas
12-16-2010, 04:38 PM
Sorry being invisible and then imploding folks is just fucking lame.

Taeguk
12-16-2010, 05:12 PM
Sorry being invisible and then imploding folks is just fucking lame.

This.

Someone HALF his level could be doing this.

But, his constant invisibility does go to show how scared he is of everyone else that is hunting him.

Deathravin
12-16-2010, 05:32 PM
This.

Someone HALF his level could be doing this.

But, his constant invisibility does go to show how scared he is of everyone else that is hunting him.

You have to admit, regardless of if he's cowardly or unstable or 'cheap' or whatever other applicable derogatory values you want to attribute to him... The bottom line is simple; he's very successfully exploiting a game mechanic and is effectively invincible if he wants to be. The more unpredictable he is the more invincible he is.


The game mechanics simply don't have even a semblance of equality or fairness. The game is built on inequality and unfairness. Which is probably why so many people quit when they're being griefed, they simply have no recourse for retaliation.

The target of your wraith shouldn't be at any griefer, but at Simutronics for allowing such a glaring issue to exist. You'd think a game that's 22 years old would be a bit more polished.

Michaelous
12-16-2010, 05:56 PM
You have to admit, regardless of if he's cowardly or unstable or 'cheap' or whatever other applicable derogatory values you want to attribute to him... The bottom line is simple; he's very successfully exploiting a game mechanic and is effectively invincible if he wants to be. The more unpredictable he is the more invincible he is.


The game mechanics simply don't have even a semblance of equality or fairness. The game is built on inequality and unfairness. Which is probably why so many people quit when they're being griefed, they simply have no recourse for retaliation.

The target of your wraith shouldn't be at any griefer, but at Simutronics for allowing such a glaring issue to exist. You'd think a game that's 22 years old would be a bit more polished.



he's had his share of death, stop acting like he's untouchable. Tillmen hands him his ass constantly, and i dont know know if youve heard but glass amulets are for sale to anyone pretty much. The only thing he is succesful at doing is exploiting your afkness which anyone can do at cap.

Taeguk
12-16-2010, 06:04 PM
The target of your wraith shouldn't be at any griefer, but at Simutronics for allowing such a glaring issue to exist. You'd think a game that's 22 years old would be a bit more polished.

Where have I heard that argument before...

:thinking:

If someone shoots me with a hand gun I should sue the company that made the gun, not the person who shot me.

Hiateit
12-16-2010, 06:24 PM
Active Players: 89

we'll have to check back in on this in a month. might be amusing.

Tillmen
12-16-2010, 06:31 PM
Active Players: 89

we'll have to check back in on this in a month. might be amusing.

Stop assuming people know what you mean. Are you trying to say it is your goal to make everyone quit Shattered?

Hiateit
12-16-2010, 07:48 PM
You are visible again.
You gesture at Celebros.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Celebros!
Celebros is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Celebros to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Celebros drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Michaelous.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Michaelous!
Michaelous is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Michaelous to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Mofuggah.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Mofuggah!
Mofuggah is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Mofuggah to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Mofuggah drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Lasek.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Lasek!
Lasek is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Lasek to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Lasek drops dead at your feet!

>find nost

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
>find ghandi

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
>find chaos

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

Hiateit
12-16-2010, 08:07 PM
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Bill.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Bill!
Bill is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Bill to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Bill drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Fosco.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Fosco!
Fosco is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Fosco to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Fosco drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Lloyd.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Lloyd!
Lloyd is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Lloyd to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Lloyd drops dead at your feet!

>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Frosty.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Frosty!
Frosty is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Frosty to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Frosty drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Speedy.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Speedy!
Speedy partially inverts as his insides cover his upper torso!

* Speedy drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Ifor.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Ifor!
Ifor is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Ifor to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Ifor drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Sindri.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Sindri!
Sindri is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Sindri to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Sindri drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Sune.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Sune!
Sune is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Sune to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Sune drops dead at your feet!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKUX8qaGfWs

Blushy
12-16-2010, 08:14 PM
You have to admit, regardless of if he's cowardly or unstable or 'cheap' or whatever other applicable derogatory values you want to attribute to him... The bottom line is simple; he's very successfully exploiting a game mechanic and is effectively invincible if he wants to be. The more unpredictable he is the more invincible he is.


The game mechanics simply don't have even a semblance of equality or fairness. The game is built on inequality and unfairness. Which is probably http://guide.opendns.com/main?url=www.krakwhy so many people quit when they're being griefed, they simply have no recourse for retaliation.

The target of your wraith shouldn't be at any griefer, but at Simutronics for allowing such a glaring issue to exist. You'd think a game that's 22 years old would be a bit more polished.
Simutronics has stated officially again and again that GS is not intended to be a primarily CvC game, or balanced from a CvC perspective. This isn't a fundamental problem with GS, but it's a problem with Shattered if you're viewing it as a PvP instance.

Nostradamus
12-16-2010, 08:23 PM
G know u wish u were that important to me but I'm having dinner with fam and on my blackberry.only thing u did was prove my point hopefully all of shattered wakes up and starts kicking ur ass.

Least you finally capped and dont have to lie about it no more

Hiateit
12-16-2010, 08:26 PM
You are visible again.
You gesture at Kayous.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Kayous!
Kayous is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Kayous to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Kayous drops dead at your feet!

>
You gesture at Aus.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Aus!
Aus is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Aus to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Aus drops dead at your feet!

You gesture at Pandin.
CS: +500 - TD: +409 + CvA: -8 + d100: +98 - +20 == +161
Warding failed!
Pandin is suddenly engulfed in brilliant white fire!
... and hits for 27 points of damage!
... 50 points of damage!
Skin and some muscle burnt off chest.
He is stunned!
... 20 points of damage!
Left arm is shattered by cold blast!
... 50 points of damage!
Powerful blast reduces Pandin to a smoldering pile of ash!

* Pandin drops dead at your feet!

Pandin seems to lose some dexterity.
The powerful look leaves Pandin.
The deep blue glow leaves Pandin.
The bright luminescence fades from around Pandin.
The light blue glow leaves Pandin.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Pandin suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Pandin seems to lose some internal strength.
Pandin returns to normal color.
Pandin appears to lose some internal strength.
Pandin seems to lose an aura of confidence.
Pandin seems a bit less imposing.
Pandin loses a thorny barrier.
The white light leaves Pandin.
The very powerful look leaves Pandin.
Pandin becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Pandin.
The air about Pandin stops shimmering.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Pandin.
Pandin is no longer moving so silently.

* Pandin was just vaporized!


A gravelly voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the Dwarven deputy!"

You feel 2 mana surge into you!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 719
cast at pandin
Wait 3 sec.
>You don't have a spell prepared!
>prep 719
cast at tae
Wait 2 sec.
>You don't have a spell prepared!
>prep 719
cast at tae
Wait 1 sec.
>You don't have a spell prepared!
>prep 719
cast at tae
Wait 1 sec.
>[smackdown]>justice status
You don't have a spell prepared!
>prep 719
cast at tae
You sense that your surroundings are calm enough that the deputy would notice if you did anything illegal.
>You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Dark Catalyst...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Taeguk.
CS: +500 - TD: +291 + CvA: +14 + d100: +98 == +321
Warding failed!
Taeguk is suddenly engulfed in flames of pure essence!
... and hits for 54 points of damage!
... 80 points of damage!
Flame burns through Taeguk's abdomen. Greasy smoke billows forth.

* Taeguk drops dead at your feet!

The silvery luminescence fades from around Taeguk.
Taeguk becomes solid again.
The bright luminescence fades from around Taeguk.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Taeguk.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Taeguk.
The layer of stone surrounding Taeguk crumbles away.
Taeguk no longer bristles with energy.
Taeguk glances around, looking a bit less confident.
Taeguk appears somehow different.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Taeguk suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Taeguk.
Taeguk seems a bit less imposing.

zhelas
12-16-2010, 08:29 PM
The more unpredictable he is the more invincible he is.

There is nothing unpredictable about him. Ooooooh aaahhhhh wow.. he targeted me... faded in .. pressed one button... Focus Implosion. Gee dude you pawned me ... you are so creative.

Sorry I don't think he will have anyone pay Homage to the Sultan.


PS. I know creativity is not needed to play Scattered.... Any farm animal can be trained to push a button.

Parkbandit
12-16-2010, 08:56 PM
G know u wish u were that bmportant to me but I'm havbng dinner wgth fam and on my blackberry.only thing u did was prove my pointM hopefully all of shattered wakes up and starts kicking ur ass

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1334/569509988_4c25493003.jpg

Nostradamus
12-16-2010, 09:03 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1334/569509988_4c25493003.jpg

yeah screen was small i went back and corrected :thanx:

Nostradamus
12-16-2010, 09:09 PM
Sluntty.

This thread started out about griefers. Not only are you a fry short of a happy meal, you have no regard for anyone else but yourself.

So Shattered has to police itself, I only hope your actions today will get everyone on this server to rise up and start to make it almost impossible for you to grief anyone.
Before today, Myself, Tillmen and Pandin were the only ones.

But I have so many people who IM me or ask me in private thoughts and PM's that are lower level than you cause all you do is pick on lower level chars. Bravo you killed a bunch of AFK characters about 50-60 levels lower than you.

Then you went and killed a ton more, people are sick of it. People are sick of you. They are tired of you killing them afk, they are tired of you stealing from them and they are tired of you extorting silvers from them. Your no better than marlu was and hopefully everyone else stops the sequel before it happens.

If no one else, i will spend all my time playing to kill you and make it as impossible as I can for you to not hunt or learn anything else until you stop or quit. Anyone who wishes to join in and start stopping this guy IM me at gs4chaos. Any intel sightings would be alot of help. ENOUGH of this

So dont blame you being an asshole on me, kthxbai. Keep on raging. Hope you like your pick I chose as my avatar.

Hiateit
12-16-2010, 10:00 PM
You are visible again.
You gesture at Glitch.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Glitch!
Glitch is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Glitch to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Glitch drops dead at your feet!

You gesture at Warrior.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Warrior!
Warrior is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Warrior to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Warrior drops dead at your feet!

You gesture at Michaelous.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Michaelous!
Michaelous is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Michaelous to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Lasek.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Lasek!
Lasek is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Lasek to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Lasek drops dead at your feet!

>
You gesture at Beelzebub.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Beelzebub!
Beelzebub is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Beelzebub to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Beelzebub drops dead at your feet!

You gesture at Mofuggah.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Mofuggah!
Mofuggah is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Mofuggah to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Mofuggah drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Aus.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Aus!
Aus is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Aus to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Aus drops dead at your feet!

[smackdown]>justice status
You gesture at Pandin.
CS: +500 - TD: +409 + CvA: -8 + d100: +82 - +20 == +145
Warding failed!
Pandin is suddenly engulfed in brilliant white fire!
... and hits for 24 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to left arm. Gonna need lots of butter.

* Pandin drops dead at your feet!

The air calms down around Pandin.
The very powerful look leaves Pandin.
The white light leaves Pandin.
Pandin seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Pandin.
Pandin appears to lose some internal strength.
The light blue glow leaves Pandin.
Pandin becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Pandin loses a thorny barrier.
Pandin seems to lose some internal strength.
The air about Pandin stops shimmering.
Pandin seems a bit less imposing.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Pandin.
The deep blue glow leaves Pandin.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Pandin suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The bright luminescence fades from around Pandin.
Pandin seems to lose some dexterity.
Pandin is no longer moving so silently.
Pandin returns to normal color.
The powerful look leaves Pandin.

>
You gesture at Lloyd.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Lloyd!
Lloyd is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Lloyd to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Lloyd drops dead at your feet!

You are visible again.
You gesture at Sune.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Sune!
Sune is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Sune to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Sune drops dead at your feet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ4xALSUysc

Hiateit
12-16-2010, 10:26 PM
You gesture at Darkwing.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Darkwing!
Darkwing is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Darkwing to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Darkwing drops dead at your feet!

Variable (programming), a symbolic name associated with a value and whose associated value may be changed

Displacement (vector), the difference between the initial position and the final position of an object

Hypocrisy is the state of pretending to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have. Hypocrisy involves the deception of others and is thus a kind of lie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBQgTzsoD_U

im spending to much on GS anyway, im going to go back to my capped primies i just wanted to see how long it would take me to script to cap, was gonna leave after that anyway, enjoy killing people then, i think that was my last log in. just to annoying to stay, i was talking with a gm that said shattered would be gone in a few months anyway if revenue doesnt pick up, and with people quitting left and right that obviously isnt going to happen

Bhaalizmo
12-16-2010, 10:29 PM
i think that was my last log in

Brave Adventurer Questing:

Sluntty

Good riddance btw. Fuckhole.

Hiateit
12-16-2010, 10:37 PM
hey mofuggah ya take shit too seriously- just because i didn't leave a name with that and embarass someone doesn't mean i said it.