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IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 09:06 AM
http://www.amazon.com/Ornament-World-Christians-Tolerance-Medieval/dp/B003P2VDAG/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1280566684&sr=1-1

The Ornament of the World: How Muslims, Jews, and Christians Created a Culture of Tolerance in Medieval Spain [Bargain Price] [Paperback]

Juan Cole comments:

Menocal is brilliant throughout, but especially good at recognizing the secular aspects of Arab culture that often formed an attraction even for those in Andalusia who did not convert to Islam. Alvarus, a hard line Christian priest, lamented:

‘The Christians love to read the poems and romances of the Arabs; they study the Arab theologians and philosophers, not to refute them but to form a correct and elegant Arabic. Where is the layman who now reads the Latin commentaries on the Holy Scriptures, or who studies the Gospels, prophets or apostles? Alas! All talented young Christians read and study with enthusiasm the Arab books; they gather immense libraries at great expense; they despise the Christian literture as unworthy of attention. They have forgotten their own language. For everyone one who can write a letter in Latin to a friend, there are a thousand who can express themselves in Arabic with elegance, and write better poems in this language than the Arabs themselves.’


Amazon.com Review
María Rosa Menocal's wafting, ineffably sad The Ornament of the World tells of a time and place--from 786 to 1492, in Andalucía, Spain--that is largely and unjustly overshadowed in most historical chronicles. It was a time when three cultures--Judaic, Islamic, and Christian--forged a relatively stable (though occasionally contentious) coexistence. Such was this period that there remains in Toledo a church with an "homage to Arabic writing on its walls [and] a sumptuous 14th-century synagogue built to look like Granada's Alhambra." Long gone, however, is the Córdoba library--a thousand times larger than any other in Christian Europe. Menocal's history is one of palatine cities, of philosophers, of poets whose work inspired Chaucer and Boccaccio, of weeping fountains, breezy courtyards, and a long-running tolerance "profoundly rooted in the cultivation of the complexities, charms and challenges of contradictions," which ended with the repression of Judaism and Islam the same year Columbus sailed to the New World. --H. O'Billovich --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

Sam
07-31-2010, 09:17 AM
This one is better (http://www.amazon.com/God-Delusion-Richard-Dawkins/dp/0618918248/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1280582192&sr=8-1)

Mogonis
07-31-2010, 09:21 AM
Allah doesn't condone reading.

Ribbons
07-31-2010, 09:25 AM
I don't think anyone here truly hates Muslims. I myself was pretty much crippled by extremists but I don't bear them any ill will. Hell, my short time in Iraq was a fairly refreshing experience (aside from the incident).

You, however, are a completely different story. You're an ass. You belittle what so many people fight, have fought for, died and probably will continue to die for. You are the reason we hate you. Not your religion.

Now, go fuck yourself. Asshole.

sst
07-31-2010, 09:34 AM
Allah doesn't condone reading.

Heck, his prophet didn't know how to, and we should emulate ourselves after him should we not?

Well at least our women don't need to know how to read. As the Quran says, Muhammad can only have sexual relations with unmarried women wives... unless you take them in the spoils of war, then its okay and your right to do with them as you please!

<3 the religion of peace!

“And all married women (are forbidden unto you) save those (captives) whom your right hands possess…” (Quran 4:24 )

Deathravin
07-31-2010, 10:24 AM
Why the internet will kill Religion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqw4krMOug)

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 10:24 AM
like you even care to understand the context of that verse or what it actually means mr. israel-can-do-no-wrong

lmao..

whats the talmud say about the prophet Jesus?

Delias
07-31-2010, 10:27 AM
Religion is a blight that is strangling mankind and I wish your respective gods would whisk you immediately to whatever bullshit paradise you believe in, and let us get on with the business of being rational.

Drevihyin
07-31-2010, 10:34 AM
http://www.amazon.com/Ornament-World-Christians-Tolerance-Medieval/dp/B003P2VDAG/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1280566684&sr=1-1

The Ornament of the World: How Muslims, Jews, and Christians Created a Culture of Tolerance in Medieval Spain [Bargain Price] [Paperback]

Juan Cole comments:

Menocal is brilliant throughout, but especially good at recognizing the secular aspects of Arab culture that often formed an attraction even for those in Andalusia who did not convert to Islam. Alvarus, a hard line Christian priest, lamented:

‘The Christians love to read the poems and romances of the Arabs; they study the Arab theologians and philosophers, not to refute them but to form a correct and elegant Arabic. Where is the layman who now reads the Latin commentaries on the Holy Scriptures, or who studies the Gospels, prophets or apostles? Alas! All talented young Christians read and study with enthusiasm the Arab books; they gather immense libraries at great expense; they despise the Christian literture as unworthy of attention. They have forgotten their own language. For everyone one who can write a letter in Latin to a friend, there are a thousand who can express themselves in Arabic with elegance, and write better poems in this language than the Arabs themselves.’


Amazon.com Review
María Rosa Menocal's wafting, ineffably sad The Ornament of the World tells of a time and place--from 786 to 1492, in Andalucía, Spain--that is largely and unjustly overshadowed in most historical chronicles. It was a time when three cultures--Judaic, Islamic, and Christian--forged a relatively stable (though occasionally contentious) coexistence. Such was this period that there remains in Toledo a church with an "homage to Arabic writing on its walls [and] a sumptuous 14th-century synagogue built to look like Granada's Alhambra." Long gone, however, is the Córdoba library--a thousand times larger than any other in Christian Europe. Menocal's history is one of palatine cities, of philosophers, of poets whose work inspired Chaucer and Boccaccio, of weeping fountains, breezy courtyards, and a long-running tolerance "profoundly rooted in the cultivation of the complexities, charms and challenges of contradictions," which ended with the repression of Judaism and Islam the same year Columbus sailed to the New World. --H. O'Billovich --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

Please return to the doctor and check your current medicinal dosages...yes we know that Arabs contributed greatly to modern medicine no link required!

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 10:37 AM
Religion is a blight that is strangling mankind and I wish your respective gods would whisk you immediately to whatever bullshit paradise you believe in, and let us get on with the business of being rational.

business as usual that's why mankind benefited from religious order and teaching for the last few thousand years. yes conflict was created and people died due to mistakes made by religious people. but you so conveniently ignore all of the historical progress generated by religious devotion and plug your bullshit atheism. LMAO @ your deductive disregard for history to serve the purposes of your belief system. you're just as bad as the televangelists.

sst
07-31-2010, 11:44 AM
like you even care to understand the context of that verse or what it actually means mr. israel-can-do-no-wrong


Enlighten me.



whats the talmud say about the prophet Jesus?

How is that relevant to Muhammad being a pedophile and a rapist?

sst
07-31-2010, 11:49 AM
business as usual that's why mankind benefited from religious order and teaching for the last few thousand years. yes conflict was created and people died due to mistakes made by religious people. but you so conveniently ignore all of the historical progress generated by religious devotion and plug your bullshit atheism. LMAO @ your deductive disregard for history to serve the purposes of your belief system. you're just as bad as the televangelists.

Mankind also benefited from the Humanist theories in the Renaissance. Mankind benefited from the Internet. Mankind benefited from shoes. Mankind benefited from irrigation. Mankind benefited from ARAB culture and learning (long long in the past and lets be honest Arabic culture is still living its glory days from 700 + years ago, what has it added to the betterment of mankind since the 1500s?), the medical knowledge dates back to the fall of Rome, not the massacres of Muhammad

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 01:14 PM
I really don't mind Islam. Needing to be a Truther to justify your Islam is retarded though.

Sam
07-31-2010, 01:18 PM
I really don't mind Islam. Needing to be a Truther to justify your Islam is retarded though.

says the guy without a penis

edit: GAY guy

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 01:20 PM
Shit. I'll have to tell my girlfriend. I've been caught!

THE DICK WAS A LIE!

Rinualdo
07-31-2010, 01:21 PM
Is there a book about 20-something douchebags who suddenly "learn" something and are so fucking convinced the 2 whole years they spent reading about something they know the answers are and willing to judge strangers on the unknowable?

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 01:24 PM
I bet you could get a PHD out of it. Maybe a NY Times bestseller.

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 01:37 PM
I really don't mind Islam. Needing to be a Truther to justify your Islam is retarded though.

silly statement here. its ok

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 01:40 PM
Is there a book about 20-something douchebags who suddenly "learn" something and are so fucking convinced the 2 whole years they spent reading about something they know the answers are and willing to judge strangers on the unknowable?

8 years my friend

i wonder if theres a book about 30 something know-it-alls that fail to recognize a unique asset to their online community and thus rail the person with racist pictures, ignorant statements, and a general attitude of being unreceptive and uninformed

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 01:54 PM
Truther and Birther are on the same level. Makes an excellent defense.

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 01:56 PM
i wouldnt say truther i would just say that the truther theory is more plausable than the government theory. i dont see many things in black/white like you guys

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 02:01 PM
There's room for shades of grey in a number of areas. Some folks who happened to be Muslim took out the Twin Towers. Your statements are on the level with suggesting that the St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre was planned by the French government to taint the Catholic church. It just wasn't the case. That you have to choose to believe this to maintain your Muslim faint points to the very weakness of your Muslim faith.

Sean of the Thread
07-31-2010, 02:04 PM
Durka Durka

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 02:04 PM
It even kind of looks like him.

http://www.barsputnik.com/admin/images/events/durka.gif

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 02:05 PM
complete nonsense there, faith and comtemporary political science/history are two separate issues. Muslims have done tons of murders and killing in history, such as when the Pakistani army massacred Palestinians in Jordan. i'm no apologist for terrorists. but the 9.11 story doesn't add up. and my faith is fine, thx for the concern!

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 02:07 PM
Actually you ARE an apologist for terrorists. That plus the 'must make spectacle of self' makes people take you less seriously. Do you notice any other Muslim poster pulling this stuff?

Nope. You wave that "I'm a douche-y convert who has to convince himself." flag high.

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 02:18 PM
There's room for shades of grey in a number of areas. Some folks who happened to be Muslim took out the Twin Towers. Your statements are on the level with suggesting that the St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre was planned by the French government to taint the Catholic church. It just wasn't the case. That you have to choose to believe this to maintain your Muslim faint points to the very weakness of your Muslim faith.

i'm sure there are muslims that believe it was coordinated by a bearded dialysis patient in a cave in afghanistan but i think thats a crock of shit. you tying it in with me being muslim is a silly attempt to marginalize both the truther movement and my faith. you fail on both even if everyone here agrees with you and if you feel warm and fuzzy inside about the issue.

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 02:20 PM
Actually you ARE an apologist for terrorists. That plus the 'must make spectacle of self' makes people take you less seriously. Do you notice any other Muslim poster pulling this stuff?

Nope. You wave that "I'm a douche-y convert who has to convince himself." flag high.

my real goal is to show people they can be themselves and not have to fear a bunch of fags. speak freely about your opinions and identity, don't let people intimidate you.

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 02:21 PM
So you actually think that the theory is that it was personally coordinated by Bin Laden?

Have you read any scholarly work on the subject other than anti-American agitprop?

Kainen
07-31-2010, 02:27 PM
Heck, his prophet didn't know how to, and we should emulate ourselves after him should we not?

When it concerns stupid posts, I am RIGHT there with ya.

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 02:29 PM
we conducted a mock trial of bin laden in my 400 level political science class. the mastermind (khalid sheikh muhammad) was brought as a witness. so yes i'm aware of the government theory, but the science of it is a lot more interesting than the supposed network behind it.

I'm saying the theory that a massive steel skyscraper fell at freefall speed due to fire is a complete crock of shit.

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 02:33 PM
because the Government would NEVER attack its own citizens to further its special interests..

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 02:41 PM
we conducted a mock trial of bin laden in my 400 level political science class. the mastermind (khalid sheikh muhammad) was brought as a witness. so yes i'm aware of the government theory, but the science of it is a lot more interesting than the supposed network behind it.

I'm saying the theory that a massive steel skyscraper fell at freefall speed due to fire is a complete crock of shit.

Then why the fuck did you claim that Bin Laden planned it? Shenanigans.

Keller
07-31-2010, 03:12 PM
Does IW actually believe that the government was behind 911, or is he just trolling?

Will he tell us next that the holocaust is a myth?

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 03:14 PM
He's just trolling. He almost had me for a second though. Think of it like somebody's Confederate Flag avatar.

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 03:23 PM
yeah haha its not like the US military had any pre-war agenda like the Project for the New American Century or anything! no WAY our foreign policy consists of using a false flag attack to take over half of the world's fossil fuel resources! LOL!!!!

what a great troll that IW is! LMAO!!oneshiftone

Bobmuhthol
07-31-2010, 03:27 PM
Islam isn't a race but the world would be a whole lot better without it.

Bobmuhthol
07-31-2010, 03:31 PM
we conducted a mock trial of bin laden in my 400 level political science class. the mastermind (khalid sheikh muhammad) was brought as a witness. so yes i'm aware of the government theory, but the science of it is a lot more interesting than the supposed network behind it.

I'm saying the theory that a massive steel skyscraper fell at freefall speed due to fire is a complete crock of shit.

I noticed you didn't say that you discussed building integrity in your 400 level civil engineering class, dickhead.

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 03:36 PM
Islam isn't a race but the world would be a whole lot better without it.

possibly the dumbest statement ever made on these boards. but again, classic 21st century spoiled brat mentality. forget all of history, enjoy the benefits of religious order over the past thousands of years, then forget everything. LMAO. many Muslims over 1400 years have contributed to the advancement of humanity such as Ibn Cena, Averroes, etc.. I had an Italian customer from Salerno telling me his family has documents of Muslim scholars coming to teach them in the 10th century.

Why is there a statue of Muhammad in the Capitol building, for example?

Islam brought Europe out of the dark ages, dumbass.

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 03:39 PM
yeah haha its not like the US military had any pre-war agenda like the Project for the New American Century or anything! no WAY our foreign policy consists of using a false flag attack to take over half of the world's fossil fuel resources! LOL!!!!

what a great troll that IW is! LMAO!!oneshiftone

You post inconsistent things and only want to investigate 'the science.'

Let's play some counter trolling. Why wouldn't Wolfowitz directly implicate Iraq?

Bobmuhthol
07-31-2010, 03:44 PM
So what you're saying is that the world could not have made any progress without Islam? That is, you are going beyond the superficial point in fact that some people who contributed to society were Muslim and instead saying that were these people not Muslim, there would be no progress. Fucking brilliant.

sst
07-31-2010, 03:46 PM
Enlighten me.



How is that relevant to Muhammad being a pedophile and a rapist?

Well? IW im waiting on an answer

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 04:13 PM
i actually provided some insight into your baseless accusation in the other thread

you are showing a common characteristic of zionist sympathizers: the use of baseless accusation and ridicule as a way of validating your opinions.

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 04:15 PM
Oh oh... and we lead up to 'Jews did 9-11.' Stellar and orginal.

Apologize for terrorists a little harder.

Then consider doing some actually academic critiques of Israel.

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 04:17 PM
so you're implying that I believe a group of Jews conducted the 9/11 attacks?

I think it was the CIA actually. They could have been Jews. Likely white Christians though. but who cares?

The Military Industrial Complex pulled it off.

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 04:20 PM
So you'll level stuff about Project for a New American Century without even having researched it? Classic.

(Because you don't have a clue... what it comes down to is 9/11 provided a great opportunity to a mostly failed academic and a willing audience in Dubya. It had everything to do with misdirecting America from going after Al Qaeda and instead going to Iraq (which in its own right is pretty criminal). It sure as fuck didn't do 9/11 however.)

Apologize for terrorists harder. That way you'll feel good about your new religion and get more converts.

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 04:55 PM
Apologize for terrorists harder. That way you'll feel good about your new religion and get more converts.

why would someone defend people who violate Islamic law by killing innocents?

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 04:59 PM
why would someone defend people who violate Islamic law by killing innocents?

Attention. A desire to fit in with a converted faith. The lulz.

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 05:05 PM
its great you brought this up.

you see, deeds in Islam can be rejected by Allah or accepted.

there's a saying that a man will come on the day of judgement with a mountain full of charity. but, his intention was to look generous in front of the people. so, his charity will be rejected.

another man will come on the day of judgement having fought in courageous battles. but he did it to look valiant to the people and not for Allah alone. thus his jihad is rejected.

so, one has to follow the Shariah explicitly with regards to jihad, with pure intention, for it to be accepted. if mostly innocents are killed, it wasn't jihad, but mass murder, not a legit act of war, unaccepted, unIslamic.

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 05:11 PM
...but attempting to kill Salman Rushdie is okay.

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 05:13 PM
you would need to examine the methodology the scholars used to make that fatwa, the evidence used, etc. I believe it was Iranian scholars that issued that fatwa. I'm not going to say yes or no, but if he attempted to defile Islam then it is a grave crime for sure.

TheThirdEye
07-31-2010, 05:23 PM
...deeds in Islam can be rejected by Allah or accepted.

Allah is Lorminstra! Can I use my old shoes and obsolete cell phones to get deeds?

Stanley Burrell
07-31-2010, 05:32 PM
I don't know why you, IW, have assigned yourself as "The Defender of Islam." We just dick around here, but our dicking covers larger spectra than a specific religion. The collective amount of dick is what matters, despite what I often tell myself.

Anyway, try trolling stuff where you don't always have to insert an instant reference to Islam (albeit defending [whether or not you feel provoked.]) Give it a whirl. You could try, for instance, making some off-topic posts with a movie or comedian stand-up reference (that's a big one for me, personally.) You also could revamp the anti-social card into more popular themes such as rape and pedophilia. Perhaps play on the element of sarcasm, but subtlety, my friend (use beginner's italics.)

The world is filled with opportunities to be a dick of all trades, why narrow it down to such finite, selective dicking?

Spell check. Passive aggressiveness. Being kind to the people who hate you the most. Etc., Etc., Etc.

Warriorbird
07-31-2010, 05:34 PM
I don't know why you, IW, have assigned yourself as "The Defender of Islam." We just dick around here, but our dicking covers larger spectra than a specific religion. The collective amount of dick is what matters, despite what I often tell myself.

Anyway, try trolling stuff where you don't always have to insert an instant reference to Islam (albeit defending [whether or not you feel provoked.]) Give it a whirl. You could try, for instance, making some off-topic posts with movie or comedian stand-up references (that's a big one for me, personally.) You also could revamp the anti-social card into more popular themes such as rape and pedophilia.

The world is filled with opportunities to be a dick of all trades, why narrow it down to such finite, selective dicking?

Well. Marriage narrowed him down to finite selective dicking so presumably he's continuing the trend.

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 05:35 PM
im not the defender of islam im just speaking freely. im not afraid to discuss any topic with my point of view just like anyone else. i'm not saying i'm a good muslim but just because someone happens to be a trolling jackass doesn't mean he can't turn serious when his faith is under inappropriate scrutiny. like I said, just piping up with my 2 cents, far from a scholar.

i think the problem is that people can't categorize me easily so they want to lay all kinds of false accusations and slander against me which i find rather silly. they need to relegate me to some status like "wigger converted muslim" or "converted for marriage" or "faking is to troll," but none of that is true. so, epic fails yet again and im LOVIN it <3.

Stanley Burrell
07-31-2010, 05:39 PM
im not the defender of islam im just speaking freely. im not afraid to discuss any topic with my point of view just like anyone else.

i think the problem is that people can't categorize me easily so they want to lay all kinds of false accusations and slander against me which i find rather silly.

Oh. Okay.

Drevihyin
07-31-2010, 05:56 PM
im just a trolling jackass not a scholar.
so, epic fails yet again and im LOVIN it <3.

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IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 06:02 PM
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Methais
07-31-2010, 06:14 PM
Here's an even better book:

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/whats-that-man-doing-to-his-bottom-goatse.jpg

TheThirdEye
07-31-2010, 06:17 PM
Here's an even better book:

:rofl:

Deathravin
07-31-2010, 09:46 PM
and on and and on and

Is funny because you meant to have two words next together and in copy/paste progress, you pasted the same two words together as accident!

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/planetgong420/Captain_Obvious.jpg
Is funny because identifying wood where substance clearly IS wood! Is not hard to identify wood! But whole magazine dedicated to it!

Stanley Burrell
07-31-2010, 09:47 PM
whats the talmud say about the prophet Jesus?

I don't think the Talmud/OT specifically lists a Yeshua bin Yoseph, but I believe the Messiah was supposed to make face when the world would either be purged by Armageddon or wholly united.

4a6c1
07-31-2010, 09:51 PM
I was sorta asked to participate in something sorta funny and I just want you to KNOW I picked the least racist participation proof that there was to choose from because my participation is not in fact RACIST but rather FACTUAL. If you think like I do and I think literally. Always.

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 10:23 PM
2 cartoon anus posts in a row.. whats this world coming to?!

TheThirdEye
07-31-2010, 11:01 PM
2 cartoon anus posts in a row.. whats this world coming to?!

If you think that's a big deal you should check out this asshole that keeps starting idiotic threads. Alibaba save us!


http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4347/iwposts.png

IorakeWarhammer
07-31-2010, 11:26 PM
i seriously wanna make that screenshot the background on my comp

Mogonis
07-31-2010, 11:35 PM
That is not surprising.

Delias
08-01-2010, 12:41 AM
Ok, a few things. First and foremost, we ALL KNOW that the CIA really stands for Covert Israelite Agenda.

Second... I would like to point out that I made at least a cursory study of every religion I could find and spent years trying to maintain faith in a god of some kind. Lets see... I started questioning the pastor when I was about 5, mostly about dinosaurs, and I didn't completely give up on the supernatural as a whole until about...two years ago, I would guess. So, I did a little homework on the subject. The first part of giving it all up was seeing how irrational it all was, how none of it made any sense, and the second part was seeing how cruel it all was.

I guess my point is still fuck religion and fuck IW, but I'm not just throwing it out there without any basis in research.

Well, I didn't research IW, but then again, he's made his opinions (and obvious retardation) very clear.

IorakeWarhammer
08-01-2010, 07:43 AM
yep. extremely clear.

Sam
08-01-2010, 07:53 AM
Let's assume that that the God/Allah from the Bible/Qur'an is actually not a fictional character. How can anyone who's read a reasonable amount of either book not come to the conclusion that he's not a complete fucking asshole? The most powerful entity in the universe creates a bunch of beings to demand worship from them and punish them with eternal hell fire if they disobey... If you sincerely believe in, and like, this Allah/God fellow, you're not just delusional, but you're a shitty person.

IorakeWarhammer
08-01-2010, 08:00 AM
the gift of eyesight alone is enough to refute that statement

Ribbons
08-01-2010, 08:13 AM
That wasn't even half-assed. That was just terrible.

Delias
08-01-2010, 08:27 AM
the gift of eyesight alone is enough to refute that statement

Eyesight is cool but I'd hardly call it a gift. Too many people have it for it to be a gift. A gift is something out of the ordinary.

Deathravin
08-01-2010, 09:07 AM
Eyesight is cool but I'd hardly call it a gift. Too many people have it for it to be a gift. A gift is something out of the ordinary.

Is a TV a gift?

IorakeWarhammer
08-01-2010, 09:14 AM
imagine the things those 2 little orbs have allowed you to do. how soft and sensitive they are. and all of the things in life that have gouged you in the face but always missed your eyes....

sst
08-01-2010, 09:20 AM
Is a TV a gift?

no, but that nice ass in your avatar is.

Sam
08-01-2010, 09:26 AM
imagine the things those 2 little orbs have allowed you to do. how soft and sensitive they are. and all of the things in life that have gouged you in the face but always missed your eyes....

Did some Imam spewing nonsense like this to you actually make you get a boner for Allah?

Ribbons
08-01-2010, 09:27 AM
It kinda sounds half threatening. Doesn't it?

Parkbandit
08-01-2010, 09:31 AM
If IW felt this strongly about the US Government and the poor, misunderstood Islamic "freedom fighters", he would actually go to Pakistan and join up with these great people, instead of sticking around in the country that is behind everything evil in the world today.

Damn.. my avatar won't dance, so enjoy this:

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/secret_test.gif

sst
08-01-2010, 09:31 AM
imagine the things those 2 little orbs have allowed you to do. how soft and sensitive they are. and all of the things in life that have gouged you in the face but always missed your eyes....

You're right Allah has helped me to remove a lot of his followers from the world, or completely take away their freedoms.

He's not such a bad guy after all.... And all because of the two little orbs he gave me.

IorakeWarhammer
08-01-2010, 09:36 AM
then you have been a source for their reward in the akhirah. congrats :)

sst
08-01-2010, 09:38 AM
Damn there must be a lot of virgins to go around!

IorakeWarhammer
08-01-2010, 09:39 AM
Allah gives without measure :)

sst
08-01-2010, 09:42 AM
Allah gives without measure :)

To drug dealers, murders of innocent civilians, Beheders of children, and killers fellow Muslims. Allah be praised the ever merciful.

Sam
08-01-2010, 09:42 AM
Allah gives without measure :)

Is that a massive penis reference?

Ribbons
08-01-2010, 09:43 AM
Swing and a miss.

IorakeWarhammer
08-01-2010, 09:43 AM
yay ribbons is back

Ribbons
08-01-2010, 09:43 AM
Where'd I go?

Celephais
08-01-2010, 09:52 AM
There used to be very few anti-Muslim posts on this board.

Enitocin
08-01-2010, 09:53 AM
http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a437/Mthomas1376/thread%20this/fuck-you-im-an-anteater.jpg

Delias
08-01-2010, 09:57 AM
There used to be very few anti-Muslim posts on this board.

I'm not anti-muslim, I'm pro-fucking-with-IW.

Oh wait, I lied. I am anti-muslim...but I'm not singling islam out.

Ribbons
08-01-2010, 10:05 AM
I bear no ill-will towards Islamic or Muslim people. It's the extremists and fucktards I hate.

IW might fall into both those categories. Just might.

Mogonis
08-01-2010, 12:22 PM
the gift of eyesight alone is enough to refute that statement
You mean the gift of mediocre eyesight? Our senses are lame compared to that of most animals. Dogs have a sense of smell a million times better than ours. Cats can hear ultrasonic frequencies. We got shafted in the senses department. Thanks, Allah!

Bobmuhthol
08-01-2010, 12:24 PM
I'm anti-Muslim.

IorakeWarhammer
08-01-2010, 12:25 PM
yeah we got shafted when those animals grade E meat thats been freeze dried and packed into little pellets..

we are the highest form of the entire creation, man.

Ryvicke
08-01-2010, 12:26 PM
yeah we got shafted when those animals grade E meat thats been freeze dried and packed into little pellets..

we are the highest form of the entire creation, man.

This reminded me of this:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-at-very-top-of-food-chain-chooses-bugles,17322/

Jayvn
08-01-2010, 12:48 PM
I agree IW... Muhammad was the greatest... but what's the deal with not posting his picture?

http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/muhammed_ali.jpg

Jayvn
08-01-2010, 12:50 PM
also...

http://www.faithfreedom.org/Gallery/mo-aisha.gif

Rocktar
08-01-2010, 01:09 PM
yeah we got shafted when those animals grade E meat thats been freeze dried and packed into little pellets..

we are the highest form of the entire creation, man.

Some are, some, not so much, then there is you to try and explain.