A somewhat different commencement speech

[Rocktar]

Similar idea but from a different angle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83P11kZuMtQ&feature=player_embedded

[Clove]

People are programmable (but only if you punish the TYPIST).

[Deathravin]

Very decent. 'Sit down, shut up, work hard, ask for what you want'

[AnticorRifling]

Never wash the feet!