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ClydeR
07-23-2009, 11:09 AM
Now that Walter Conkrite is dead, the new "most trusted man in America" is.. Jon Stewart (http://www.timepolls.com/hppolls/archive/poll_results_417.html). I would have guessed Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity, but polls don't lie.
BriarFox
07-23-2009, 11:19 AM
Now that Walter Conkrite is dead, the new "most trusted man in America" is.. Jon Stewart (http://www.timepolls.com/hppolls/archive/poll_results_417.html). I would have guessed Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity, but polls don't lie.

The only thing I'd trust either O'Reilly or Hannity to do is scream incoherently and misinterpret everything.
Bhuryn
07-23-2009, 11:25 AM
The only thing I'd trust either O'Reilly or Hannity to do is...

http://www.gweem.net/pictures/o-important.jpg
Rocktar
07-23-2009, 05:19 PM
The only thing you can trust Jon Stewart to do is make ignorant comments on things he apparently has no clue about, and reverse racist comments in attempts to ingratiate himself with his ethnic audience.

<added> Yeah, it was a typo, that's what happens when you post on like 2 hours sleep after a hard night of tossing freight.
Warriorbird
07-23-2009, 05:22 PM
I love the fact that you just misspelled ignorant.
radamanthys
07-23-2009, 05:44 PM
I love the fact that you just misspelled ignorant.

It looks more like a typo than a misspelling, heh. That said, it is an unfortunate word to fuck up on.
Warriorbird
07-23-2009, 05:45 PM
Normally I don't correct that sort of thing around here. In context though?
Latrinsorm
07-23-2009, 08:34 PM
The only thing you can trust Jon Stewart to do is make ignorrant comments on things he apparently has no clue about, and reverse racist comments in attempts to ingratiate himself with his ethnic audience.Which ethnicity are you saying Jon Stewart panders to?
Back
07-23-2009, 08:38 PM
Thats quite the mantle to bear. I doubt even Stewert believes he should bear it.
Daniel
07-23-2009, 09:13 PM
Which ethnicity are you saying Jon Stewart panders to?

Non republicans.
Back
07-23-2009, 09:15 PM
Now that Walter Conkrite is dead...

Just noticed this. No doubt he was solid.
Deathravin
07-23-2009, 09:18 PM
He would say that he's not a newscaster, he's a Fake newscaster.
BriarFox
07-23-2009, 10:01 PM
As the story says, I suspect Jon Stewart is currently mocking the ever-loving shit out of people for voting him as trustworthy.
Rocktar
07-24-2009, 11:40 PM
Which ethnicity are you saying Jon Stewart panders to?

~grins~ Whatever he thinks will give him more market share at the moment that isn't white conservative middle class. I guess I should also add that he plays off class warfare as well. Either way, he is not a source for real news information and the fact that he got voted as such is truly scary. And yes, I would agree that he is likely mocking the shit out of people for voting this way or he is thinking of ways to play on it.
Warriorbird
07-25-2009, 11:28 AM
So... Bill O'Reilly's a source for news information?
Parkbandit
07-25-2009, 02:06 PM
So... Bill O'Reilly's a source for news information?

I'd say more than John Stewart is.