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Tisket
07-08-2009, 01:49 PM
Pakistan: Taliban buying children for suicide attacks (http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/07/07/pakistan.child.bombers/index.html)


CNN
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (CNN) -- A top Taliban leader in Pakistan is buying and selling children for suicide bombings, Pakistani and U.S. officials said.

Taliban leader Baitullah Mehsud has been increasingly using the children in attacks, the officials said. A video released by Pakistan's military shows the children training for the task.

Another shining example of the free market at work.

radamanthys
07-08-2009, 01:51 PM
How much are they paying? I can make those all day.

Stanley Burrell
07-08-2009, 03:20 PM
Oh. Thought this was going to be another Michael Jackson tangent :-\

Geshron
07-08-2009, 04:27 PM
That is awesome. I want to read the Quran verse that justifies this.

Bhuryn
07-08-2009, 05:59 PM
That is awesome. I want to read the Quran verse that justifies this.

That's the point -- Kids don't need justification to play with toys.

Mabus
07-08-2009, 06:26 PM
I used to hire a babysitter for $1 an hour.

I didn't have any kids, but where else can you get a 16 year old girl for that price?

Tisket
07-08-2009, 11:05 PM
Being already waist deep in kids, India and China should look into this as a method of population control. I do know the next time the neighbor kids are fucking around in my yard they're getting tazed and packaged for C.O.D. shipment.

And lol @ Mabus

Tisket
07-08-2009, 11:56 PM
Rep comment:


Wanted: kids for part... 07-08-2009 10:55 AM STOP FUCKING WITH MY RECRUITING! -Osama bin Laden

haha

Rocktar
07-09-2009, 11:08 AM
More epic laughter WIN!

TheEschaton
07-09-2009, 11:11 AM
The whole point is that the Quran would not only NOT justify this, but condemn it. These people aren't real Muslims, any more than the Westboro Baptist Church are real Christians.