Time to Ban Alcoholic Drinks

[ClydeR]

June 25, 2009 -- Approximately 4% of global deaths may be linked to alcohol, according to a new study.

More... (http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/alcohol-abuse/news/20090625/study-alcohol-tied-to-nearly-1-in-25-deaths)

Instead of spending trillions of dollars on "healthcare reform," we should just ban alcohol. It wouldn't cost anything -- as a matter of fact people would save by not wasting their money on drinks -- and it would have an immediate and measurable positive effect on health. Win, win.

[waywardgs]

ClydeR is the comeback kid of rep. Didn't he have some 7 red squares at some point? Pretty impressive.

[Methais]

ClydeR is the comeback kid of rep. Didn't he have some 7 red squares at some point? Pretty impressive.

GOOD THING I PUT A STOP TO THAT GREEN BLOCK THAT WAS LURKING!!!!!!1111seventytwothousandsixhundredforty eightpointseveneighteighteightrepeatingalrightthum bsupletsdothisleerooooooooooyyyyy

[Tea & Strumpets]

Instead of spending trillions of dollars on "healthcare reform," we should just ban alcohol. It wouldn't cost anything -- as a matter of fact people would save by not wasting their money on drinks -- and it would have an immediate and measurable positive effect on health. Win, win.

Don't forget to link your fake opinions to religion and republicans.

[Keller]

Don't forget to link your fake opinions to religion and republicans.

Given your general apathy toward everyone else on this forum, it is interesting that you have a bug up your ass about Clyde.

Part of me wants to think you're actually Clyde and overcompensating to throw us off the track.

[Jorddyn]

Part of me wants to think you're actually Clyde and overcompensating to throw us off the track.

This makes me think you're Clyde.

Oh and Alcohol? From my cold dead hands...

[The Ponzzz]

Clyde is actually a Series R spambot. Hence the R in his name.

[Parkbandit]

This makes me think you're Clyde.

Oh and Alcohol? From my cold dead hands...

Ditto on both accounts.

[NocturnalRob]

GOOD THING I PUT A STOP TO THAT GREEN BLOCK THAT WAS LURKING!!!!!!1111seventytwothousandsixhundredforty eightpointseveneighteighteightrepeatingalrightthum bsupletsdothisleerooooooooooyyyyy
nah, i killed it.

[Jorddyn]

Ditto on both accounts.


STOP AGREEING WITH ME OR THE WORLD WILL END!

dammit

[AnticorRifling]

nah, i killed it.

I put it back. FACE!

[NocturnalRob]

I put it back. FACE!
fag

[Tea & Strumpets]

Given your general apathy toward everyone else on this forum, it is interesting that you have a bug up your ass about Clyde.

Part of me wants to think you're actually Clyde and overcompensating to throw us off the track.

I was surprised when I read the thread that you hadn't already posted to praise ClydeR on his intelligence and cleverness, so we're even. :D

And if you think I'm ClydeR, why don't you just ask me for the 7th or 8th time?

[Tisket]

ClydeR is the comeback kid of rep. Didn't he have some 7 red squares at some point? Pretty impressive.

I'm pretty sure Clyde owns a few handles that post regularly in the rep whoring thread with the sole purpose of boosting his own rep.

It's a new form of masturbation that really should have a name. And a wiki entry.

[ElvenFury]

I gave him another. I find him amusing.

[Lucos]

Instead of spending trillions of dollars on "healthcare reform," we should just ban alcohol. It wouldn't cost anything -- as a matter of fact people would save by not wasting their money on drinks -- and it would have an immediate and measurable positive effect on health. Win, win.

Are you just fucking stupid, or have you lived in a closet your whole life? Ever heard of Prohibition? Prohibition gave rise to the mob and so many dirty cops it was insane. Take a look at the current drug prohibition....you think all the "people that die due to drugs" are because they are using drugs? Shit no...the gangs and cartels are killing people over turf wars and shady deals and innocent bystanders get caught up in it.

Think before you post such a shitty thread.

[Parkbandit]

I gave him another. I find him amusing.

I think she was referring to you... or is this where you claim that this is your only account here again?

[ElvenFury]

I think she was referring to you... or is this where you claim that this is your only account here again?

LOL. Someone give PB the free T-Shirt, he discovered who ClydeR REALLY IS!

[ClydeR]

Oh and Alcohol? From my cold dead hands...

It's fairly clear that some of the people here have a problem with the subject of alcohol. I recommend that you seek help (http://www.aa.org/).

[NocturnalRob]

I recommend that you seek help (http://www.aa.org/).

i recommend that you suck my balls (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt--7CqxJ3tHKQ/suck_my_balls_mr_garrison/)

[ClydeR]

Are you just fucking stupid, or have you lived in a closet your whole life? Ever heard of Prohibition? Prohibition gave rise to the mob and so many dirty cops it was insane. Take a look at the current drug prohibition....you think all the "people that die due to drugs" are because they are using drugs? Shit no...the gangs and cartels are killing people over turf wars and shady deals and innocent bystanders get caught up in it.

The Noble Experiment didn't last long enough to reach any sweeping conclusions like that. Open your mind and don't swallow whole what happened to be printed in your elementary school history book.

Besides, today we have better technology to detect bootlegging. We've been able to keep drugs somewhat under control, and soon we'll have even more success with drugs once new noninvasive drug screening tests become a routine part of security checks at airports, federal buildings, etc. Then we'll be focused on both suppliers and users.

[NocturnalRob]

We've been able to keep drugs somewhat under control
really? you really think this? i fucking hate you so much. you ignorant, neo-conservative twat.

[Bhuryn]

The Noble Experiment didn't last long enough to reach any sweeping conclusions like that. Open your mind and don't swallow whole what happened to be printed in your elementary school history book.

Besides, today we have better technology to detect bootlegging. We've been able to keep drugs somewhat under control, and soon we'll have even more success with drugs once new noninvasive drug screening tests become a routine part of security checks at airports, federal buildings, etc. Then we'll be focused on both suppliers and users.

The history of prohibition shows that it causes more trouble then it prevents. Countries have tried this all over the world for centuries, it never works.

[Parkbandit]

LOL. Someone give PB the free T-Shirt, he discovered who ClydeR REALLY IS!

I'm just waiting for you to deny that you have more than this account..

[Parkbandit]

The history of prohibition shows that it causes more trouble then it prevents. Countries have tried this all over the world for centuries, it never works.

Another example of how liberalism/progressivism never works like they intend it to.

[Lucos]

The Noble Experiment didn't last long enough to reach any sweeping conclusions like that. Open your mind and don't swallow whole what happened to be printed in your elementary school history book.

Besides, today we have better technology to detect bootlegging. We've been able to keep drugs somewhat under control, and soon we'll have even more success with drugs once new noninvasive drug screening tests become a routine part of security checks at airports, federal buildings, etc. Then we'll be focused on both suppliers and users.

Only religious zealots that like to diddle boys and farmyard animals actually believe that drivel.

[ViridianAsp]

Only religious zealots that like to diddle boys and farmyard animals actually believe that drivel.

And you obviously don't get that CyldeR is just a spoof someone likes to play at.

Hai, welcome to the FAIL train.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o215/PhilWal/fail-train.jpg

[Dhuul]

HE IS REAL AND HE STEALS MY CHEETOS AT NIGHT AND HE TEACHES ME HOW TO MAKE ANNOYING POSTS BUT I FAIL BECAUSE I AM NOT CLYDER

or am i?

(ps thanks for the help on this!!111)

[ClydeR]

Another example of how liberalism/progressivism never works like they intend it to.

Ha, ha! You're clever, PB., sly and cunning...like a cat, fox and super villain, respectively.

[Dhuul]

teh Silver fox!1111111!!111one~~tilde~1

[4a6c1]

I wish ClydeR would just come out with it. Who cares if he has split personalities and/or more than one handle. Obviously sharing ridiculous things that are nutso, quasi-political and mostly funny is not something that keeps people from posting on this board. Is the anonymity really necessary? You are just like everybody else. Except you wear a mask. LIKE DARTH VADER.

[Dhuul]

I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.

[RichardCranium]

I'm gonna drink some red bull and goose tonight because I'm a douchebag.

[4a6c1]

I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.

Isnt that a quote from the Memoirs of Anton LaVey?

OH FUCK ME. Wrong....Red Dragon!

[Lucos]

And you obviously don't get that CyldeR is just a spoof someone likes to play at.

Hai, welcome to the FAIL train.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o215/PhilWal/fail-train.jpg

Well I don't know what is worse. Someone with an alt account that has time to post over 1200 times, or a douche like yourself that has a directory with 100's of saved "FAIL" pictures in it so that you can insert them into posts while you think to yourself, "Yea, take that!"

[Gan]

Thanks for reminding me to fill the cooler before we get poolside.

ClydeR - the bastion of reason on the PC.

[RichardCranium]

Well I don't know what is worse. Someone with an alt account that has time to post over 1200 times, or a douche like yourself that has a directory with 100's of saved "FAIL" pictures in it so that you can insert them into posts while you think to yourself, "Yea, take that!"

Do you know how easy it is to find a fail pic and post it on a forum? This easy:


http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/fail-3.gif

[Parkbandit]

Well I don't know what is worse. Someone with an alt account that has time to post over 1200 times, or a douche like yourself that has a directory with 100's of saved "FAIL" pictures in it so that you can insert them into posts while you think to yourself, "Yea, take that!"

Just FYI: People think it's difficult to link a pic on these forums, but it's really quite simple. Google "Fail", click "Images", select the image you want and copy the website address. Then just paste the site in your response and then surround it with the IMG tag.

http://stuffblackpeoplehate.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg

[Drew]

I'm pretty sure Clyde owns a few handles that post regularly in the rep whoring thread with the sole purpose of boosting his own rep.



This. Same deal with Backlash.

[Fallen]

I wish ClydeR would just come out with it. Who cares if he has split personalities and/or more than one handle. Obviously sharing ridiculous things that are nutso, quasi-political and mostly funny is not something that keeps people from posting on this board. Is the anonymity really necessary? You are just like everybody else. Except you wear a mask. LIKE DARTH VADER.

For a time, people were fed up with ClydeR's shit, and nobody would bother to respond to his posts aside to just trash them. He was basically treated like a Spam bot or that Monk guy, except for every now and then when some liberal noob would freak out, thinking he is real and start going off on him. Everyone would then laugh, and the thread would die.

As I have mentioned before, ClydeR now enjoys an odd sense of belonging on these boards, and people use his threads as conversation starters. A few even few the personality affectionately. I mainly use him as an experiment to see if I can keep him to as close to 0 rep as possible.

I think PB summed up some his "player's" stats rather nicely. If I recall, he said he was a male, was a liberal, probably a law student, and homosexual.

[Ravenstorm]

I think PB summed up some his "player's" stats rather nicely. If I recall, he said he was... and homosexual.

I doubt it. It's one thing to mock a viewpoint by parroting back the garbage they spill every day. It's another to also make it personal by insulting yourself along with an entire group of people with such vile filth time after time. He's no more likely to be gay than someone espousing KKK rhetoric is likely to be black.

And regardless of whether he truly means it - and plenty of people in this country do - or is just trying to mock their over the top views, he's turned the folder into a hostile place that I almost never bother to read as I don't need that shit in my life. I get enough of it in the news.

So Clyde? Fuck you.

[Methais]

Well I don't know what is worse. Someone with an alt account that has time to post over 1200 times, or a douche like yourself that has a directory with 100's of saved "FAIL" pictures in it so that you can insert them into posts while you think to yourself, "Yea, take that!"

I believe it's called Google.

See?
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=fail&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=

[Warriorbird]

I'm pretty sure ClydeR's multiaccounted. Given the recent legal humor both T&S AND Keller could be ClydeR.

[Tea & Strumpets]

For fuck's sake.

[Androidpk]

I bet Kranar knows who it is.

[Stanley Burrell]

There is no Google image or YouTube link that could possibly describe how balefully Armageddonical instant prohibition would be in The United States.

Hold on.

Alright, it can best be summed up by this image:

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9914/psioniczombiehellpoodle.jpg

[Tisket]

Yay for zombie poodles!

[Stanley Burrell]

Yay for zombie poodles!

Hah, word.

[Parkbandit]

I doubt it. It's one thing to mock a viewpoint by parroting back the garbage they spill every day. It's another to also make it personal by insulting yourself along with an entire group of people with such vile filth time after time. He's no more likely to be gay than someone espousing KKK rhetoric is likely to be black.

And regardless of whether he truly means it - and plenty of people in this country do - or is just trying to mock their over the top views, he's turned the folder into a hostile place that I almost never bother to read as I don't need that shit in my life. I get enough of it in the news.

So Clyde? Fuck you.

When he's outted, I will expect an apology from you for questioning me.

[Parkbandit]

I'm pretty sure ClydeR's multiaccounted. Given the recent legal humor both T&S AND Keller could be ClydeR.

T&S doesn't fit the profile. He's not a liberal.

(C WHUT I DID THERE!?)