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Sean of the Thread
01-07-2009, 02:37 PM
Just kidding not a chance in fucking hell.


But we really need to get that bottomless thread revived. Someone figure that out and get it jump started.

Kuyuk
01-07-2009, 02:43 PM
So you want and want, but wont give?


Sheeeeeeeiit.


I'll do it.

Liagala
01-07-2009, 02:45 PM
I prefer pics of chests/arms, but I'll happily accept PMs of any portion of your anatomy you guys feel the need to photograph (no Methais, do NOT send a goatse pic).

Kuyuk
01-07-2009, 02:50 PM
I'm a scrawny nerd guy, while a disgrace to the penis, I'd rather show off my little worm than my laughable chest...

wood1559
01-07-2009, 03:02 PM
this just took the pc to a whole new level.

diethx
01-07-2009, 03:03 PM
No it didn't. If there were pictures rather than pussies saying they will post them and then not, then maybe. But as is? Nope.

Liagala
01-07-2009, 03:05 PM
No it didn't. If there were pictures rather than pussies saying they will post them and then not, then maybe. But as is? Nope.

Yeah, my inbox is still quite empty. Le sigh.

Sean
01-07-2009, 03:06 PM
Email solkern@imreallyinrussianow.com with requests.

diethx
01-07-2009, 03:07 PM
ROFL been there seen that.

Drew
01-07-2009, 03:08 PM
I'd put up mine but I don't want to ruin the formatting of the board for those using resolution less than 3000x1840.

Liagala
01-07-2009, 03:09 PM
Email solkern@imreallyinrussianow.com with requests.

:rofl:

diethx
01-07-2009, 03:11 PM
I'd put up mine but I don't want to ruin the formatting of the board for those using resolution less than 3000x1840.

lol :heart:

Khariz
01-07-2009, 03:17 PM
I'd put up mine but I don't want to ruin the formatting of the board for those using resolution less than 3000x1840.

I have the opposite problem. I'll only PM my cock to people with 640 X 480 .

Liagala
01-07-2009, 03:17 PM
I'd put up mine but I don't want to ruin the formatting of the board for those using resolution less than 3000x1840.


High resolution electron microscope images don't count.

Sorry Drew, I couldn't help it. :heart:

Kuyuk
01-07-2009, 05:38 PM
since I seem not to be able to imbed pictures still, anyone want to PM me the way to imbed them, or want the pic to imbed themselves?

Numbers
01-07-2009, 05:44 PM
Bow chika wow-wow.

I know, it's huge. It's more of a curse than a blessing, really.

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/man_with_a_very_big_cock.jpg

Parkbandit
01-07-2009, 05:44 PM
Let's hope you aren't going to post any naked pictures of yourself Kuyuk...

but all you have to do is save the picture to a hosting site, like photobucket.com.. which issues the picture a specific website address. You copy that website address and surround it with an image tag [.img][./img] (without the periods) and voila.

http://stuff.orly.ch/img/blog/zomg-you-ve-won-internet.gif

Sean of the Thread
01-07-2009, 05:45 PM
(no Methais, do NOT send a goatse pic).
rofl that cracked me up.

Khariz
01-07-2009, 05:45 PM
Bow chika wow-wow.

I know, it's huge. It's more of a curse than a blessing, really.

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/man_with_a_very_big_cock.jpg

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r241/Dinoramastro/joke%20pictures/brnchknbrncow.jpg

Sean of the Thread
01-07-2009, 05:46 PM
I prefer pics of chests/arms, but I'll happily accept PMs of any portion of your anatomy you guys feel the need to photograph (no Methais, do NOT send a goatse pic).


Oh and your pic get's mine.

Kuyuk
01-07-2009, 05:55 PM
<<Let's hope you aren't going to post any naked pictures of yourself Kuyuk...>>

oh, they're coming, I'd stop reading this thread if you are afraid of penis..

So if you look at the pics, I'll start wondering about you...

Soulpieced
01-07-2009, 06:16 PM
http://www.midwestmilitia.net/picofweekarchives/images/boner.jpg

Sean of the Thread
01-07-2009, 06:17 PM
rofl

Khariz
01-07-2009, 06:18 PM
http://estrip.org/elmwood/users/paul/images/0706/whatBoner4611.jpg

Kuyuk
01-07-2009, 06:34 PM
arms and penis, all in one picture... even a dribble droplet on his pants...

Stanley Burrell
01-07-2009, 06:39 PM
I've always secretly wanted to scribble LOL BRIELUS on my shaft using a Sharpie...

RichardCranium
01-07-2009, 06:49 PM
NSFW and possibly against TOS.



























http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/cock-smoking-bong.jpg

Celephais
01-07-2009, 06:50 PM
I've always secretly wanted to scribble LOL BRIELUS on my shaft using a Sharpie...
Got too many questions about why you wrote LO on your penis?

diethx
01-07-2009, 07:06 PM
NSFW and possibly against TOS.



























http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/cock-smoking-bong.jpg

That is so awesomely gross.

Celephais
01-07-2009, 07:10 PM
NSFW and possibly against TOS.
I knew you were a cock smoker.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
01-07-2009, 07:13 PM
NSFW and possibly against TOS.



























http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/cock-smoking-bong.jpg



LOL

DCSL
01-07-2009, 07:46 PM
Put me on the PM-with-pictures list. I already put out PC-style in the topless thread so come on!

Sean
01-07-2009, 07:51 PM
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f3a2605847/craigslist-penis-photographer-featuring-bob-odenkirk-from-fod-team

Drew
01-07-2009, 07:57 PM
Put me on the PM-with-pictures list. I already put out PC-style in the topless thread so come on!



Sorry, unless I missed a breaking development, nipples are the new bra.

DCSL
01-07-2009, 08:08 PM
Sorry, unless I missed a breaking development, nipples are the new bra.

Hm, is that so? I've already got proven ability to dismiss my personal shame so in this case, the guys will have to do so. U FIRST.

RichardCranium
01-07-2009, 08:22 PM
As soon as I get my stupid ass computer to recognize my phone it's on.

DCSL
01-07-2009, 08:38 PM
Holy crap, he did it. X_X

RichardCranium
01-07-2009, 08:42 PM
Your turn.

diethx
01-07-2009, 08:43 PM
Oh crap, RC is hot, I so want to see plz.

diethx
01-07-2009, 08:44 PM
err nevermind, he sent it to me too. Damn.

RichardCranium
01-07-2009, 08:44 PM
You got one too.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
01-07-2009, 08:57 PM
I want one too! :(

RichardCranium
01-07-2009, 09:02 PM
Done.

Cephalopod
01-07-2009, 09:33 PM
Shouldn't everyone be sending their sausage to Celephais for a new site? He can Limetar them all, too.

Celephais
01-07-2009, 10:04 PM
Shouldn't everyone be sending their sausage to Celephais for a new site? He can Limetar them all, too.
I hate you...

DCSL
01-07-2009, 10:14 PM
Alright. I will not pussy out. I will do the nipple thing but not tonight. I'm hating my body right now and not a single picture satisfies me. Bah.

Sean of the Thread
01-07-2009, 10:17 PM
oh happy day

Sean of the Thread
01-07-2009, 10:18 PM
You got one too.

Ok curiosity is getting to me... are your really sending out cock pictures?

rofl

RichardCranium
01-07-2009, 10:19 PM
Ok curiosity is getting to me... are your really sending out cock pictures?

rofl

I did it for y'all.

Sean of the Thread
01-07-2009, 10:21 PM
Wow.

Well ladies does he have nice junk? Competition mode is starting up in this mug.

Celephais
01-07-2009, 10:22 PM
I did it for y'all.
Neat, I just watched your rep jump from 2 icons to 3!

DCSL
01-07-2009, 10:30 PM
oh happy day

Don't worry, you won't be seeing it! Unless RC decides to let everyone see it, heh.

Sean of the Thread
01-07-2009, 10:31 PM
Fuck

Celephais
01-07-2009, 10:34 PM
Don't worry, you won't be seeing it! Unless RC decides to let everyone see it, heh.
... what about me? :(

And would that be RC's decision? I think there's pretty much a rule w/ this sort of stuff that if it's sent, only w/ permission is it shared.

... unless it's being shared with me, that rule has a stipulation where anyone can send pics of classy ladies to me.

DCSL
01-07-2009, 10:41 PM
Fuck

That's what you get for being sarcastic, fucker. Hmph.

And sorry, Celephais, only a picture of the lil' Cel will get it in exchange.

Celephais
01-07-2009, 10:49 PM
And sorry, Celephais, only a picture of the lil' Cel will get it in exchange.
http://www.deadlylight.com/images/snowman.png

I don't know... it's winter and all... shrinkage you know? ;)

diethx
01-07-2009, 10:50 PM
WTF Sean, why do you want to see RC's package? (and yes, it's nice)

Back
01-07-2009, 11:08 PM
HAI GUYS CAN I PLAY???












j/k of course.

Celephais
01-07-2009, 11:11 PM
RC, send your wang to backlash.

iJin
01-07-2009, 11:13 PM
WTF.

Pics or gtfo.

Sean
01-07-2009, 11:15 PM
WTF Sean, why do you want to see RC's package? (and yes, it's nice)

For the record I'd like to clarify she means the other Sean.

diethx
01-07-2009, 11:17 PM
For the record I'd like to clarify she means the other Sean.

Duh.

RichardCranium
01-07-2009, 11:24 PM
WTF.

Pics or gtfo.


For serious?

iJin
01-07-2009, 11:26 PM
Srsly.

P.S. LOL @ your avatar.

Jorddyn
01-07-2009, 11:54 PM
Benicio del Toro is on Colbert. Good God, the man just gets better looking every time I see him. Not at all on topic, other than my wish he'd post in this thread, and I didn't feel the need for an entire new thread for that comment.

Stanley Burrell
01-07-2009, 11:58 PM
I've always secretly wanted to scribble LOL BRIELUS on my shaft using a Sharpie...


Got too many questions about why you wrote LO on your penis?

I am quoting this in case there are those who missed the awesomeness.

Sean of the Thread
01-08-2009, 12:13 AM
WTF Sean, why do you want to see RC's package? (and yes, it's nice)

Well in a non gay way I just want to compare.

It's a guy thing.

And no I don't really want to see it I'll take your guys word for it.

and yes I just got an awesome handjob that turned into a blow job from this very good smelling chick. Lavender or something.

Oh and she was black. I might be able to get into this a little more. I oddly feel guilty however like I cheated or something. OH well life is short.

thefarmer
01-08-2009, 12:16 AM
You have to be in a relationship to cheat, Sean.

DCSL
01-08-2009, 12:17 AM
Okay, pic was sent. Rar.

diethx
01-08-2009, 12:20 AM
Benicio del Toro is on Colbert. Good God, the man just gets better looking every time I see him. Not at all on topic, other than my wish he'd post in this thread, and I didn't feel the need for an entire new thread for that comment.

OMG yes, nomnomnom. He's so gorgeous. I wish he'd post here too. :(

Also, wtf Sean? I thought the black girl was too fat with the giant spare tire in front so you told her off? I swear your stories change from minute to minute. ;)

Celephais
01-08-2009, 12:29 AM
Okay, pic was sent. Rar.

What about me! On topic (I lost my camera charger):

Me: ... maybe I could just scan it in...
diethx: rofl
diethx: Yes, put your penis on the scanner
diethx: :D
diethx: I think that would be just awesome :D
Me: god... I don't know how I'd even mount it...
diethx: You put it on a flat surface a little below your hips, get hard, and kinda lean over
diethx: :D
diethx: SIMPLE!
Me: ... do I clamp down the tray?
diethx: Don't clamp, just hold it down lightly

diethx
01-08-2009, 12:34 AM
So let's see it already!

iJin
01-08-2009, 12:42 AM
^^^

DCSL
01-08-2009, 12:51 AM
Without going into it too deeply on how this came up in conversation, I have it on good authority that scanning a dick is harder than it seems like it should be.

Celephais
01-08-2009, 12:58 AM
Without going into it too deeply on how this came up in conversation, I have it on good authority that scanning a dick is harder than it seems like it should be.
Step 1: You put it on a flat surface a little below your hips
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

DCSL
01-08-2009, 01:00 AM
The guy who was trying it had complaints about losing his hard-on a little with the time it took to set up.

Khariz
01-08-2009, 01:01 AM
The guy who was trying it had complaints about losing his hard-on a little with the time it took to set up.

Shoulda been fluffing him.

DCSL
01-08-2009, 01:08 AM
I was not there for it, thankfully, only heard about it afterward. I would have been laughing my ass off and I'm sure that wouldn't have helped the problem.

Tisket
01-08-2009, 01:16 AM
Oh I see how it is...I put nipples out there and Richard C. sends EVERYONE ELSE his penis picture. Fuck you all.

DCSL
01-08-2009, 01:21 AM
It's a good penis too.

Tisket
01-08-2009, 01:24 AM
I won't believe it until I see it. Put up or shut up RC.

The Ponzzz
01-08-2009, 01:29 AM
This thread is hilarious. Richard takes one for the team!

Ignot
01-08-2009, 01:51 AM
I don't know to many men who refuse to show ladies their junk. PM me if you really want my cock pictures.

thefarmer
01-08-2009, 01:51 AM
Oh I see how it is...I put nipples out there and Richard C. sends EVERYONE ELSE his penis picture. Fuck you all.

While he might not appreciate your nipples, I'm sure the rest of would...

Paradii
01-08-2009, 02:19 AM
Without going into it too deeply on how this came up in conversation, I have it on good authority that scanning a dick is harder than it seems like it should be.

you said dick harder

iJin
01-08-2009, 02:35 AM
I vote for Ponzzz to post.

diethx
01-08-2009, 07:02 AM
I'm not PMing anyone for penis pics, but please know that if you're sending them out, i'll graciously accept almost anyone's (no innies plz).

Sean of the Thread
01-08-2009, 07:51 AM
Seriously how do you scan a dick.

And damn why didn't I ever try to stick my dick on the company copier.

CrystalTears
01-08-2009, 08:12 AM
Oh I see how it is...I put nipples out there and Richard C. sends EVERYONE ELSE his penis picture. Fuck you all.
Yeah, we got screwed.

Parkbandit
01-08-2009, 08:38 AM
I'm not PMing anyone for penis pics, but please know that if you're sending them out, i'll graciously accept almost anyone's (no innies plz).


Why are you so mean to Backlash all the time??

Kuyuk
01-08-2009, 08:39 AM
Sent a link to my pic to the ladies who were interested on here...

diethx
01-08-2009, 08:41 AM
Why are you so mean to Backlash all the time??

Heehee.

Parkbandit
01-08-2009, 08:42 AM
Sent a link to my pic to the ladies who were interested on here... here's the link

www.tiniestpenisever.com


Quoted before you change it.

diethx
01-08-2009, 08:43 AM
Sent a link to my pic to the ladies who were interested on here...

I guess you deserve some rep for that. Also, I think that's the first time anyone's ever sent me a soft penis picture online. lol

edit: Apparently i've spread too much AIDS in the past 24 hrs. I will remember to rep when I am again able.

Kuyuk
01-08-2009, 08:44 AM
Does it matter if I have a tiny dick?

Least I'm not afraid to show it old man :)

diethx
01-08-2009, 08:46 AM
It didn't look all that small to me considering it was soft. Unless you're a shower. :D

CrystalTears
01-08-2009, 08:48 AM
What. The. Hell.

Sean of the Thread
01-08-2009, 08:48 AM
muahahah this thread delivered (penis to the ladies).

Hilarious. You girls all need to rep me for bringing you weiners.

Kuyuk
01-08-2009, 08:49 AM
unless I'm a shower?

not sure what that is other than something to clean off in?

Hard, soft, either way, you can see it, and figure out the size of it in either state... or guess...

mouth sized for comfort? hah.

Besides, doesnt it take more balls to show off your limp pp, rather than hard?

CrystalTears
01-08-2009, 08:50 AM
I swear. No more boob pics from me. I'm getting majorly screwed in the what have you done for me category.

diethx
01-08-2009, 08:50 AM
No no, not shower. Show-er. Like shower or grower. Show + er.

diethx
01-08-2009, 08:51 AM
Also, stop being chinsy and show CT.

Kuyuk
01-08-2009, 08:52 AM
Sent it to her...

CrystalTears
01-08-2009, 08:55 AM
Okay, Kuyuk has been redeemed. Now I just need to kick RC's ass.

Kuyuk
01-08-2009, 08:55 AM
oh, of course I'm a show-er....


wink wink nudge nudge

diethx
01-08-2009, 08:56 AM
LOL, wait, I think you're confused.

Kuyuk
01-08-2009, 08:57 AM
oh, maybe... uhh... huh?

Xaerve
01-08-2009, 08:59 AM
NEED CT NIPS 2 SURVIVE

Kuyuk
01-08-2009, 09:01 AM
no joke, I'm hoping since I sent ;)

CrystalTears
01-08-2009, 09:02 AM
LOL! Not sure I can convince the husband for that pic.

Clove
01-08-2009, 09:21 AM
http://www.lonestarphotos.com/Images/Nature/rooster.jpg

diethx
01-08-2009, 09:22 AM
http://www.lonestarphotos.com/Images/Nature/rooster.jpg

Because that hasn't been done yet.

:heart:

Some Rogue
01-08-2009, 09:26 AM
That pic is screaming for Rob's face to be photoshopped onto it.

Clove
01-08-2009, 09:49 AM
Because that hasn't been done yet.

:heart:Hasn't been done by Clove.

diethx
01-08-2009, 09:59 AM
You know what else hasn't been done by Clove? I see no Clove penis in my inbox.

Liagala
01-08-2009, 10:01 AM
WTF? I requested pics on the first page of this thread, and every PC woman but me gets them? Screw you all. RC, Ingot, Sean, Kuyuk, and anyone else who sent pics out is officially off my Christmas card list. Hmph.

Some Rogue
01-08-2009, 10:08 AM
You know what else hasn't been done by Clove? I see no Clove penis in my inbox.

Insert joke about penis and your box.

Sean of the Thread
01-08-2009, 10:08 AM
I haven't got around to sending one out yet today. Give it time.

Ignot
01-08-2009, 10:14 AM
WTF? I requested pics on the first page of this thread, and every PC woman but me gets them? Screw you all. RC, Ingot, Sean, Kuyuk, and anyone else who sent pics out is officially off my Christmas card list. Hmph.

we got some horny women on these boards!

diethx
01-08-2009, 10:17 AM
Ignot is so all talk.

Liagala
01-08-2009, 10:28 AM
Kuyuk and Ingot are back on the Christmas card list. Sean's all talk. RC??

Drew2
01-08-2009, 10:30 AM
What the fuck why are penis pictures being sent out and I'm receiving none of them this is unacceptable

GSKynthelig
01-08-2009, 10:37 AM
If I had more to show I might :(

Kuyuk
01-08-2009, 10:44 AM
Who cares? I'm not don juan, but I showed.

Dont be bashful about having a small penis, there's over 1 billion asians who are smaller...

CrystalTears
01-08-2009, 10:47 AM
If I had more to show I might :(
Let us be the judge of that, kthx.

Liagala
01-08-2009, 10:50 AM
Let us be the judge of that, kthx.

:yeahthat:

Liagala
01-08-2009, 12:01 PM
I'd just like to thank Sean for starting this thread. That is all.

Numbers
01-08-2009, 12:10 PM
I'll send out when I get home from work, as long as I get goodies in return.

Which chicks are on the recip list?

AnticorRifling
01-08-2009, 12:13 PM
I'll send out when I get home from work, as long as I get goodies in return.

Which chicks are on the recip list?
I know NocturnalRob is on the list based on the daily requests I get from him.

Keller
01-08-2009, 12:18 PM
It is amazing, given the effects it has had on Backlash and Solkern, that anyone would send pictures of their junk.

With that said -- who is on the list?

Tisket
01-08-2009, 12:19 PM
What a great morning. Three, count 'em, three penises in my inbox. The downside is that now everytime I see one of their posts elsewhere on the forum forever after there will be this little singsong voice in my head chanting "i'veseenyourpenis, iveseenyourpenis!".

Khariz
01-08-2009, 12:20 PM
What a great morning. Three, count 'em, three penises in my inbox. The downside is that now everytime I see one of their posts there will be this little singsong voice in my head chanting "i'veseenyourpenis, iveseenyourpenis!".

:thanx:

Sean of the Thread
01-08-2009, 12:23 PM
What a great morning. Three, count 'em, three penises in my inbox. The downside is that now everytime I see one of their posts elsewhere on the forum forever after there will be this little singsong voice in my head chanting "i'veseenyourpenis, iveseenyourpenis!".


haven't seen mine nah nah naaa nah.

Sean of the Thread
01-08-2009, 12:24 PM
I'll send out when I get home from work, as long as I get goodies in return.

Which chicks are on the recip list?


rofl your sigs are fucking outstanding.

Tisket
01-08-2009, 12:25 PM
haven't seen mine nah nah naaa nah.

You, sir, are a tease.

And I cannot pos rep you yet for this awesome thread.

CrystalTears
01-08-2009, 12:27 PM
What a great morning. Three, count 'em, three penises in my inbox. The downside is that now everytime I see one of their posts elsewhere on the forum forever after there will be this little singsong voice in my head chanting "i'veseenyourpenis, iveseenyourpenis!".Same here! :lol:

I'm still waiting for Richard's, goddamnit.

Sean
01-08-2009, 12:27 PM
haven't seen mine nah nah naaa nah.

Given the probability that you have some major syphilis action from the bar skanks you hook up with I'm not sure it's a bad thing that Tisket hasn't seen yours. Unless she likes syphilis that is...

Some Rogue
01-08-2009, 12:28 PM
What a great morning. Three, count 'em, three penises in my inbox. The downside is that now everytime I see one of their posts elsewhere on the forum forever after there will be this little singsong voice in my head chanting "i'veseenyourpenis, iveseenyourpenis!".

Kinda like we do with you and iveseenyourboobs iveseenyourboobs?

Paradii
01-08-2009, 12:29 PM
I am curious. Are there erect or flaccid wangs being sent around to the ladies?

Liagala
01-08-2009, 12:30 PM
I'll send out when I get home from work, as long as I get goodies in return.

Which chicks are on the recip list?

Yes please.

CrystalTears
01-08-2009, 12:30 PM
I am curious. Are there erect or flaccid wangs being sent around to the ladies?
Yes.

Tisket
01-08-2009, 12:30 PM
Same here! :lol:

I'm still waiting for Richard's, goddamnit.

I feel weird forwarding someone else's genital picture to you. But RC is not shy, Im sure that will be his first order of business when he next logs in. It's definitely worth the wait.

Ignot
01-08-2009, 12:31 PM
Oh, If you want my pic then ask Liagala or Zuie to FWD, the GF has had a change of heart about me sending out penis pics to strangers. Go figure.

CrystalTears
01-08-2009, 12:31 PM
I thought RC loved me! I feel so used! :tissue:

Paradii
01-08-2009, 12:34 PM
Yes.

Yes....but which? and/or/both?

Tisket
01-08-2009, 12:35 PM
Oh, If you want my pic then ask Liagala or Zuie to FWD, the GF has had a change of heart about me sending out penis pics to strangers. Go figure.

I'm not speaking to you. Yours was not one of the three in my inbox this morning.

Khariz
01-08-2009, 12:36 PM
Yes....but which? and/or/both?

Both.

Liagala
01-08-2009, 12:36 PM
Yes....but which? and/or/both?

That means both. I've also seen three, but it can't be the same three Tisket and CT have, since Ingot didn't send to them. Who am I missing??

Paradii
01-08-2009, 12:39 PM
Whenever I go emailing my junk around to strangers, I always get that pesky lawsuit.

Drew2
01-08-2009, 12:40 PM
This thread is bullshit.

Boobs were posted on the other thread and I didn't even care about those, but this thread is about everything I believe to be good and pure in this world (penis) and there is none to be seen.

Bullshit.

CrystalTears
01-08-2009, 12:40 PM
Ignot didn't send to me either.

I've gotten Kuyuk and Khariz. Oh and Tisket sent me RC.

And I said "yes" because I haven't really seen them. Not really. I'm at work! So I've been bookmarking these bad boys. Although I've peeked for like a second. I need to stop.

Numbers
01-08-2009, 12:41 PM
Oh, If you want my pic then ask Liagala or Zuie to FWD, the GF has had a change of heart about me sending out penis pics to strangers. Go figure.

:blndwhip:

Sean
01-08-2009, 12:43 PM
This thread is bullshit.

Boobs were posted on the other thread and I didn't even care about those, but this thread is about everything I believe to be good and pure in this world (penis) and there is none to be seen.

Bullshit.

So you want to see Kuyuk's tighty whiteys again? Thats the equivilent of what a guy could post like in the boob thread.

Tisket
01-08-2009, 12:44 PM
I've gotten Kuyuk and Khariz. Oh and Tisket sent me RC.


Way to break my cover!! I just pm'd it to Drew2 too and told him to not tell anyone.

CrystalTears
01-08-2009, 12:44 PM
You didn't tell me not to tell anyone! I need that disclaimer! :(

Ignot
01-08-2009, 12:46 PM
:blndwhip:

This is true.

Liagala
01-08-2009, 12:46 PM
I'll trade either one of you RC's pic for Ingot's. It's an actual file though, so I'll need an e-mail address

CrystalTears
01-08-2009, 12:48 PM
I'll trade either one of you RC's pic for Ingot's. It's an actual file though, so I'll need an e-mail addressLOL! These are live men, not baseball cards.

PM sent though. :D

Tisket
01-08-2009, 12:50 PM
Remember to share with me CT!

Liagala
01-08-2009, 12:51 PM
LOL! These are live men, not baseball cards.

That's what makes having the full set so good!

Stanley Burrell
01-08-2009, 12:55 PM
The last three posters have turgid wangs and it intimidates me.

Khariz
01-08-2009, 01:04 PM
The last three posters have turgid wangs and it intimidates me.

First time I've ever seen the word turgid on this board.

Drew2
01-08-2009, 01:16 PM
Way to break my cover!! I just pm'd it to Drew2 too and told him to not tell anyone.

Well since it's out there...

Just let me say, as an authority on the subject, RC has an aesthetically pleasing genitalia.

NocturnalRob
01-08-2009, 01:19 PM
that's a nice way of saying he has no noticeable genital warts

AnticorRifling
01-08-2009, 01:22 PM
that's a nice way of saying he has no noticeable genital warts

I thought those were nature's french ticklers...

Parkbandit
01-08-2009, 01:22 PM
First time I've ever seen the word turgid on this board.


A simple search of the term shows it's been used on 7 different occasions.. all by Stanley describing a cock... be it real or electronic.

Stanley Burrell
01-08-2009, 01:23 PM
that's a nice way of saying he has no noticeable genital warts

Huh. I actually think I remember him posting a picture when his son was born and something being mentioned about how the lil' chide was "larger than Backlash." Whatever that means.

I'm scared that I remember that.

Stanley Burrell
01-08-2009, 01:24 PM
A simple search of the term shows it's been used on 7 different occasions.. all by Stanley describing a cock... be it real or electronic.

He's onto me :scared:

AnticorRifling
01-08-2009, 01:25 PM
http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/giant%20inflatable%20sausage.jpg

Tisket
01-08-2009, 01:28 PM
Dude, I thought for a second, as I was scrolling down the page and saw the top of that weiner, that Anticor had stepped up. Then my hopes were crushed. To the tune of the "I'm an Oscar Meyer weiner" song.

NocturnalRob
01-08-2009, 01:30 PM
saw the top of that weiner, that Anticor had stepped up.
black striations and all, huh? Freaky.

Tisket
01-08-2009, 01:31 PM
black striations and all, huh? Freaky.

Why haven't you stepped up?

Stanley Burrell
01-08-2009, 01:34 PM
black striations and all, huh? Freaky.

There's a joke to be made involving stereotypes of certain races' genitalia.

And tigers.

Keller
01-08-2009, 01:35 PM
There's a joke to be made involving stereotypes of certain races' genitalia.

And tigers.

And George Forman's grill.

NocturnalRob
01-08-2009, 01:35 PM
Why haven't you stepped up?
because i have a small penis and an avid fear of rejection.

Tisket
01-08-2009, 01:36 PM
That's why you photograph it with nothing else in the picture so there is nothing to give away scale.

Stanley Burrell
01-08-2009, 01:37 PM
And George Forman's grill.

agh, lawl

Liagala
01-08-2009, 01:38 PM
because i have a small penis and an avid fear of rejection.

Don't worry, I don't think any of us would reject a penis picture. We'd be happy to accept it.

Keller
01-08-2009, 01:38 PM
That's why you photograph it with nothing else in the picture so there is nothing to give away scale.

I'm pretty sure Daniel is a permanent attachment. And he's a pretty big guy.

Tisket
01-08-2009, 01:38 PM
I tried to get Stan to do like this guy does with his cat: stuffonmycat.com only with his penis but I guess he didn't want anything to give away scale either, dammit.

Parkbandit
01-08-2009, 01:40 PM
black striations and all, huh? Freaky.


It's ribbed.. for her pleasure.

iJin
01-08-2009, 01:41 PM
Ignot, RC, and Khariz. Nicely done guys, nicely done.


I still have a wish list: Ponzz, Rob, Celephais, and I'd put Eoghain in here but I've seen it already so whatever.

Edit: Oh and definitely, Kitsun.

NocturnalRob
01-08-2009, 01:44 PM
I'm pretty sure Daniel is a permanent attachment. And he's a pretty big guy.
bahahaha...must spread more rep, but you've got some green coming, sir.

Stanley Burrell
01-08-2009, 01:49 PM
StanleyBurrellsWang.GIF:
The Dimension limits for this filetype are 620 x 280. We were unable to resize your file so you will need to do so manually and upload it again. Your file is currently 3108 x 5560.

Doh.

Hips
01-08-2009, 02:04 PM
Why is there nothing in *my* inbox? :(

AnticorRifling
01-08-2009, 02:07 PM
Why is there nothing in *my* inbox? :(

The joke potential...

Do you go with the when is there not something in your inbox comment

the maybe because your inbox is public domain comment

the list goes on

NocturnalRob
01-08-2009, 02:08 PM
don't forget: "i heard your inbox has a virus"

Hips
01-08-2009, 02:09 PM
The joke potential...

Do you go with the when is there not something in your inbox comment

the maybe because your inbox is public domain comment

the list goes on

I'd like something of yours in my inbox! <3

And the rest of the wishlist while I'm at it: longshot, Martaigne, Ponzzz, Drew.

Deza
01-08-2009, 02:13 PM
I want to be put on the list for who gets pictures!

AnticorRifling
01-08-2009, 02:13 PM
I'd like something of yours in my inbox! <3

And the rest of the wishlist while I'm at it: longshot, Martaigne, Ponzzz, Drew.
Remember to turn on your spam filter, you don't want to pick up something you can't put down.

iJin
01-08-2009, 02:14 PM
Osht. I'm with Michiko too.

Martaigne. PM me. khxn.

Tisket
01-08-2009, 02:17 PM
Remember to turn on your spam filter, you don't want to pick up something you can't put down.

We aren't talking about your avatar vs. post count here.

Stanley Burrell
01-08-2009, 02:17 PM
because i have a small penis and an avid fear of rejection.

I bet my nadhair from lack of sexual relations could over-reject your sizelessness.

Let's get some clitorises up in this mofo.

Some Rogue
01-08-2009, 02:17 PM
Osht. I'm with Michiko too.

Martaigne. PM me. khxn.

Post moar boobs first

Edit: more than just boobs. Cock for boobs isn't an even trade!

Khariz
01-08-2009, 02:17 PM
I bet my nadhair from lack of sexual relations could over-reject your sizelessness.

Let's get some clitorises up in this mofo.

Dibs if anyone is crazy enough to photograph their clit.

Liagala
01-08-2009, 02:18 PM
Wishlist: Celephais, Ponzzz, Rob, Martaigne, Paradii

AnticorRifling
01-08-2009, 02:18 PM
And here come the Emisluty pictures.

The Ponzzz
01-08-2009, 02:19 PM
Oh boy.

Kuyuk
01-08-2009, 02:20 PM
<Ignot, RC, and Khariz. Nicely done guys, nicely done. >

Oh sure, I send it to Zuie and she doesnt even give a shout out.

See what happens when it's not even hard!

/cry

Tisket
01-08-2009, 02:20 PM
Let's get some clitorises up in this mofo.

Way to raise the bar there, Stan.

NocturnalRob
01-08-2009, 02:20 PM
this forum is plummeting rapidly into a ridiculously caligulic state

Some Rogue
01-08-2009, 02:21 PM
And here come the Emisluty pictures.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/VaderscreamsNOOOOOOOOO.jpg

Some Rogue
01-08-2009, 02:22 PM
this forum is plummeting rapidly into a ridiculously caligulic state

ROFL

I did ask CT earlier when the PC orgy was going down.

Hips
01-08-2009, 02:23 PM
So far I've only gotten Kuyuk's. Let's go fuckers, I want to see more cock!

Sean
01-08-2009, 02:24 PM
this forum is plummeting rapidly into a ridiculously caligulic state

I'm looking forward to the 1st awkward real life meeting between the pic swappers.

NocturnalRob
01-08-2009, 02:28 PM
I'm looking forward to the 1st awkward real life meeting between the pic swappers.
"Hey...so...I saw your tits."
"Yeah, and I saw your dick."
"So, do you wanna go--"
"No."
"Okay, just asking. Maybe we can--"
"No."
"Okay, well, see you on the PC."

Liagala
01-08-2009, 02:50 PM
I'm looking forward to the 1st awkward real life meeting between the pic swappers.

No worries. PC gatherings all seem to involve copious amounts of alcohol, from what I've seen here. Drink enough, and any awkward situation disappears.

Tisket
01-08-2009, 02:51 PM
..to be replaced by new and even more awkward moments when the alcoholic haze dissipates.

Ignot
01-08-2009, 02:52 PM
So far I've only gotten Kuyuk's. Let's go fuckers, I want to see more cock!

This thread is a signature gold mine.

iJin
01-08-2009, 02:54 PM
<Ignot, RC, and Khariz. Nicely done guys, nicely done. >

Oh sure, I send it to Zuie and she doesnt even give a shout out.

See what happens when it's not even hard!

/cry

LOL. Oh damn it. I confused both of your effing K names

ITP: Khariz=Kuyuk.

Which ruled. Pics for when it is hard +10 points. Get on that 2.

wood1559
01-08-2009, 02:58 PM
whoa. what's a new guy to think? this is nuts!

Liagala
01-08-2009, 02:58 PM
..to be replaced by new and even more awkward moments when the alcoholic haze dissipates.

Yeah, but that's most of the fun

Khariz
01-08-2009, 02:59 PM
whoa. what's a new guy to think? this is nuts!

Penises, actually.

Tisket
01-08-2009, 02:59 PM
whoa. what's a new guy to think? this is nuts!

You're not supposed to think, to that end, let the blood rush away from your head to your nether regions and post the result.

Liagala
01-08-2009, 02:59 PM
whoa. what's a new guy to think? this is nuts!

He's to think that he should contribute. Nuts not required.

Some Rogue
01-08-2009, 03:02 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/_arquivo_hannibal_lecter-copy.jpg

Quid Pro Quo, Clarice!

Liagala
01-08-2009, 03:04 PM
Quid Pro Quo, Clarice!

Did we require anything from you before posting our boobs?

CrystalTears
01-08-2009, 03:10 PM
Some Rogue doesn't feel that boob pic=penis pic. I tried to make comparisons to justify it and he laughed at me. :(

Liagala
01-08-2009, 03:17 PM
Like I said at the beginning of the thread... I like chests/arms. I posted my chest, guys are welcome to return the favor. It's just better if they have the balls (haha) to take penis pics too.

Some Rogue
01-08-2009, 03:20 PM
Did we require anything from you before posting our boobs?


Some Rogue doesn't feel that boob pic=penis pic. I tried to make comparisons to justify it and he laughed at me. :(


Especially semi-covered ones!

CrystalTears
01-08-2009, 03:20 PM
Well I said to put a black bar over the tip, but you didn't like that option either! :(

Some Rogue
01-08-2009, 03:27 PM
I said I was afraid it might cover the whole thing that way...

Thanks for making me say it in public!!!

:cry:

NocturnalRob
01-08-2009, 03:30 PM
SR plays "Just the Tip" all the time. Except he calls it "Sex."

edit: goddamnit. I curse the tech guys that swing by, forcing me to minimize PC and delay my jokes.

Hips
01-08-2009, 03:45 PM
I have to admit I'm impressed with Ignot. =X

crazymage
01-08-2009, 04:03 PM
i was going to write www.gsauctions.com on mine.. i need a smaller pen.

NocturnalRob
01-08-2009, 04:09 PM
i was going to write www.gsauctions.com on mine.. i need a smaller pen.
and a magnifying glass...

Mighty Nikkisaurus
01-08-2009, 04:15 PM
Ignot didn't send to me either.

I've gotten Kuyuk and Khariz. Oh and Tisket sent me RC.

And I said "yes" because I haven't really seen them. Not really. I'm at work! So I've been bookmarking these bad boys. Although I've peeked for like a second. I need to stop.

I'm missing Khariz and Ignot :(

I got Kuyuk and RC.

Come on guys!

Martaigne
01-08-2009, 04:28 PM
Hm.........

Tea & Strumpets
01-08-2009, 04:46 PM
Somehow I think neither Celephais nor Ganalon will be making a photobucket page for this thread.

Some Rogue
01-08-2009, 05:01 PM
Somehow I think neither Celephais nor Ganalon will be making a photobucket page for this thread.

But you're hoping.

thefarmer
01-08-2009, 05:02 PM
Martaigne will.

GSKynthelig
01-08-2009, 06:05 PM
That's why you photograph it with nothing else in the picture so there is nothing to give away scale.

I am playing catch up as this thread seems to have exploded but that is an idea to not show true size....objects in photo are smaller than they appear

diethx
01-08-2009, 06:12 PM
I'll send out when I get home from work, as long as I get goodies in return.

Which chicks are on the recip list?

Me.


It is amazing, given the effects it has had on Backlash and Solkern, that anyone would send pictures of their junk.

With that said -- who is on the list?

Me.


I'm pretty sure Daniel is a permanent attachment. And he's a pretty big guy.

lol


Martaigne will.

ur turn.

RichardCranium
01-08-2009, 06:16 PM
Ok I sent to Liagala, CT, and Michiko. Drew has it so that saves me the weird feeling of sending my junk to a male.

Diethx I can't remember if I repped you or not but I can't so I may have. Dex I can't rep you for the re-up but as soon as I can it's all yours.

Miss Ismurii
01-08-2009, 06:21 PM
Wtf, is this for real?

iJin
01-08-2009, 06:22 PM
RC, you missed me wtf!

RichardCranium
01-08-2009, 06:25 PM
RC, you missed me wtf!


My bad. You definitely gave me the best rep. They gave me a pic in return.

Drew
01-08-2009, 06:29 PM
Drew has it so that saves me the weird feeling of sending my junk to a male.




I have what?

Drakefang
01-08-2009, 06:30 PM
What the hell....

Alrighty, since I had Beguiler's email, I sent her a file with a pic of mine. If ya want it, just PM her with your email or other instructions. Not going to post it on a site.

Yeah, I know, I shoulda sent it to my own email. I wasn't thinking, since the blood was in the wrong head. I turned off my media package on the cell, so I'm not resending the damn thing. So, PM Beguiler...she'll take care of you ladies that are interested.

RichardCranium
01-08-2009, 06:30 PM
Gay Drew.

Miss Ismurii
01-08-2009, 06:32 PM
I guess it is, wow.

Drakefang
01-08-2009, 06:33 PM
Gay Drew.

What's important is that he liked it....possibly admired it...at length.

Hips
01-08-2009, 06:48 PM
I've seen Ignot, Kuyuk, RC, and Khariz... still missing Drakefang.

and Ignot is still winning the "most impressive" award, in my opinion. :D

diethx
01-08-2009, 06:50 PM
I don't have Ignot. Someone send plz.

Celephais
01-08-2009, 06:54 PM
I want to be put on the list for who gets pictures!
You first!


Somehow I think neither Celephais nor Ganalon will be making a photobucket page for this thread.
I'm trying to think of a way to host it without me having to ever see any wang. I'm thinking I can designate some female as the "send to" person and I'll make a page that's easily administratable for her.

Ladies, PM applications to be the 'send to' lady to me.

MotleyCrew
01-08-2009, 06:54 PM
I want to be put on the list for who gets pictures!

:yeahthat:

I gave up on this thread after the first few posts thinking nothing would come of it...well damn! Sign me up boys!

diethx
01-08-2009, 06:56 PM
Ladies, PM applications to be the 'send to' lady to me.

Why bother when we all know it's my job? :D

edit: I am fucking destined for this.

Sean of the Thread
01-08-2009, 06:57 PM
I've seen Ignot, Kuyuk, and RC... still missing Khariz and Drakefang.

and Ignot is still winning the "most impressive" award, in my opinion. :D


Ignot is winning for real?


I'm comfortable with my sexuality so I have no shame in seeing these dudes pricks I just gotta compare before I post.

Hips
01-08-2009, 07:00 PM
editing my penis comments 'cause diethx made me feel bad about it. >.>

diethx
01-08-2009, 07:01 PM
Are we really doing that? Isn't it bound to make someone feel bad about their penis? The guys didn't judge tits in the tit thread.