Pay it forward and show our cocks to the ladies thread.

[mrjrd222]

The gift that keeps on giving.

[ElanthianSiren]

ROFL that cake is awesome.

[Parkbandit]

I sent a pic of mine out to PB and CT.

I got it.

If anyone wants a copy of this picture, send me a PM and I'll forward it over to you.

[CrystalTears]

I sent a pic of mine out to PB and CT.
It had to be forwarded to me. Although there wasn't much to forward.

[Sean]

Bump for a social experiment... also a shout out, this one goes out to you Drayal.

[Jarvan]

wow, I am not sure who is more desperate for pics, the women, or the men.

[pabstblueribbon]

You just wanna see teh penises.

[CrystalTears]

wow, I am not sure who is more desperate for pics, the women, or the men.I've noticed a difference in the way men and women ask for naked pics.

Men tend to just ask and are happy when they receive. All that's really happened here is that they keep bumping the thread for hopes of getting more pics.

The women, on the other hand, will ask, and then share the pictures.. and say so outloud no less.. with each other and then keep asking and keep passing it on and then some gloat about their collection.

Maybe the men are passing on the pics they get privately. I have no idea. At least they're being discreet about it.

Granted, some pics were sent to me but when I asked the men for it. What I wasn't expecting were women to forward me pictures of men they received that I didn't.

[ElvenFury]

So basically cock pictures are like baseball cards for women?

[Jarvan]

Yeah, read the thread some, and 1 pic for 1 pic is not a bad deal.

But when said pic is then shared out, may make it hard to get more pics in.

[Whimsi]

Granted, some pics were sent to me but when I asked the men for it. What I wasn't expecting were women to forward me pictures of men they received that I didn't.

Maybe this wouldn't have been the case had Cele or someone offered to host the penis pictures like he did for the female pictures.

edit: Nah, on second thought, the threat of having their genitals shown to the whole pc would have simply meant no one would have participated at all. Men don't enjoy comparisons.

[Whimsi]

But when said pic is then shared out, may make it hard to get more pics in.

Since he only posted photos he had permission to post, Cele's site proves beyond doubt that the PC women who participated have more balls than the PC men.

[CrystalTears]

At this point I kinda agree with Some Rogue. Showing your penis is not the same as showing boobs. There's a reason men wanted to be selective about who sees their junk.

[Liagala]

Maybe this wouldn't have been the case had Cele or someone offered to host the penis pictures like he did for the female pictures.

Maybe it wouldn't have been the case if certain women had the discretion and good sense to realize that if the men wanted everyone seeing it, they would have sent it to everyone.

[Cephalopod]

Maybe we should make or resurrect an 'ass' thread.

Sharing boobs <> sharing penises, but sharing ass == sharing ass, right?

...on second thought, let's not dwell too long on the phrase 'sharing ass'.

[Whimsi]

What woman/women shared penis pictures? I need to know who to bug.

[Jarvan]

See, it would be one thing to share penis for vag pics.. (Though I know my luck, and someone would just send me a pick of Emilisty) but Penis for boobs.. if they were real good boobs.. maybe.

[ElvenFury]

Back in my day you had to send people flirty messages filled with seductive compliments to earn nudy pics from them. It took real effort, but that added a sense of accomplishment to the picture thus enhancing the sexiness. We didn't have these "free love" instant gratification threads like you ungrateful youths. Also, we had to type uphill both ways. True story.

P.S. isn't Whimsi a guy?

[Jarvan]

Back in my day you had to send people flirty messages filled with seductive compliments to earn nudy pics from them. It took real effort, but that added a sense of accomplishment to the picture thus enhancing the sexiness. We didn't have these "free love" instant gratification threads like you ungrateful youths. Also, we had to type uphill both ways. True story.

P.S. isn't Whimsi a guy?

You forgot ... "uphill Both ways at 2400 baud"

[Cephalopod]

http://i.imgur.com/u57yn.gif

[Beguiler]

You forgot ... "uphill Both ways at 2400 baud"


You forgot!... "uphill both ways at 2400 IN THE SNOW"

Nachos, babe, that pic is making me nauseeous, why can't I stop watching it... ::twitch::

[RichardCranium]

I dont care if the girls pass around pics of me and wouldn't care if it werre hosted somewhere.

[Whimsi]

I think CT's post on the sharing implied a far greater amount of women involved in said sharing than is accurate.

[Madcap]

I think CT's post on the sharing implied a far greater amount of women involved in said sharing than is accurate.

Whimsl, lets see your cock.. you've already admitted to being a hermaphrodite. :)

[Sean of the Thread]

Uh yeah you've got me wondering now.

[Whimsi]

I admit, it's massive. So massive my camera's widescreen shot won't encompass it.

[CrystalTears]

I think CT's post on the sharing implied a far greater amount of women involved in said sharing than is accurate.
Why, because you weren't one of them? :tongue:

[Whimsi]

Why, because you weren't one of them? :tongue:

lol, I mean your post implied a far greater amount of women giving out pictures than was accurate. Didn't mean the recipients of said pictures.

[Revalos]

God damn I am so drunk right now I am this close to sending cock pictures. This is a sad state of affairs.

EDIT: Well at least I am sober enough not to post them publically. PMs will be accepted until I sober up or go to sleep, whichever comes first

[Kuyuk]

Meh, I freely give out wang pics, no need to be drunk.

It's just a some of skin

[4a6c1]

Ok so while I don't have a cock to show off, I did make a cock-shaped cake once...
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g307/GSNali/84a6eff0.jpg

I ate some cock at a bachelorette party last week. It was ginormous and gluten free and strawberry yum yummy.

[ElvenFury]

I ate some cock at a bachelorette party last week. It was ginormous and gluten free and strawberry yum yummy.

I'm betting you also cut the portions with a big sharp knife. And enjoyed doing so.

[BriarFox]

I'm betting you also cut the portions with a big sharp knife. And enjoyed doing so.

:*(

[4a6c1]

Unfortunately I didnt get to put knife to penis that day.

[AnticorRifling]

Took it whole, good girl.

[4a6c1]

:rofl:

I thought about it. Too long no cake/cock will make a girl squirm. But I settled on a tiny little asymmetrical, mathematically perfect square tyvm and managed not to consume the entire cakecock in one manly inhale.

[AnticorRifling]

:rofl:

I thought about it. Too long no cake/cock will make a girl squirm. But I settled on a tiny little asymmetrical, mathematically perfect square tyvm and managed not to consume the entire cakecock in one manly inhale. Of course you didn't. You teased it, you're a pro.

[Latrinsorm]

asymmetrical, mathematically perfect square>_<

[ElvenFury]

Hahaha. "Asymmetrical square" blew up Latrin's brain.

[Sean of the Thread]

hahahaha

[Stunseed]

Of course you didn't. You teased it, you're a pro.

/insert beginning of Van Wilder

Hey, hey, look at me. PRO.

/end

[Keller]

Once Greg Oden's basketball career fizzles out, I hear he has a future in porn.

(d)eadspin.com/5457361/greg-odens-gigantic-penis-is-also-healing-nicely (http://eadspin.com/5457361/greg-odens-gigantic-penis-is-also-healing-nicely)

take the parens off of the d.

Greg and I both lean to the right. That's about the only thing we have in common.

[NocturnalRob]

Eh. The dude is 7 feet tall and weighs almost 300 pounds. Standard?

[Barundar]

Some of the comments are hilarious.



With all this time off due to injurys, he'll finally be able to work on his book, a clinical study attempting to prove that the woman's g-spot is, in fact, located in the right lung.

[Drew]

Where the ladies sending out pics in response to the men sharing cocks? I kind of missed this whole thread.

[Drisco]

How the hell did I not see this thread! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. I felt like the penis's were equivalent to pokemon! Gotta catch them all and trade :P I missed out big time and it makes me a Sad Panda.. Send them my way mmk!

It makes me feel like I should dish mine out... Then again I don't think I'm legal in every state.. Hmmm.

[Kuyuk]

I thought you were a dude?

[Drisco]

I thought you were a dude?

I don't understand the intent of the question.... Yes I am a dude!!

[Sean]

I thought you were a dude?

He's a gay ginger Canadian. He really got the shit end of the stick.

[Drisco]

He's a gay ginger Canadian. He really got the shit end of the stick.

Pffft, I think I actually got the great end! I don't know why but life has been going really good lately and I wouldn't change a thing :)

[4a6c1]

Asymmetrical square wtf. I'm an idiot.

[Celephais]

Asymmetrical square wtf. I'm an idiot.
You're just not thinking fourth, or even third, dimensionally!

[4a6c1]

I really dont do well without caffeine. This is a valid excuse for asshattery.

[Cephalopod]

Sean2?
http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bench.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Nope, he would have on flip flops.

[Cephalopod]

Nope, he would have on flip flops.

http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/coffeeshop.jpg

(sandals, since he lost his flip flop)

[AnticorRifling]

Flip flops, not homo mandals, getting closer.

[Cephalopod]

That's as close as I'm willing to get.

[Sean]

That's as close as I'm willing to get.

True, but we did figure out that Anticor will click on links you post in the dick thread.

[AnticorRifling]

HAHAHAHA fuck you. That's all I got, just a fuck you.

[Sam]

If you're reading this, does that mean you want to see a weiner? If I wrote this, was I here to see a weiner? wtf?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

This thread was awesome.

[Drew]

This thread was awesome.

I intend to bring it back.


Now trading with ladies who want pics. Already have a few happy customers!

[DCSL]

A++++++++++++ seller!!1! Will trade again!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

A++++++++++++ seller!!1! Will trade again!

^^^^

[Sean of the Thread]

This thread was awesome.


I did start this thread.


/FLEX

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I did start this thread.


/FLEX

:heart:

[Tisket]

A++++++++++++ seller!!1! Will trade again!

For real. Size really does matter.

[Sean]

Eh alright I cave who do I have to trade with?

[DCSL]

Whoever you want uncensored boob pictures from?

[Drew]

Or more, it depends on who is returning them.

[Tisket]

Eh alright I cave who do I have to trade with?

Now we're talkin.

[Cephalopod]

I do believe Sean was making a point of being 'too good' to share his penis last year. OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.

...who hasn't seen my wang yet?

[Tisket]

Me.

[4a6c1]

Wang wang wang WANG.

That depends. Are you ren or stimpy?

[Cephalopod]

Wang wang wang WANG.

That depends. Are you ren or stimpy?

I used to be more Ren. Now I'm a bit more Stimpy.

Are you exchanging, or are you just wang-fishing!?

[Tisket]

I just ordered me a mug with Nachos image on it.

[GSKynthelig]

For real. Size really does matter.

This is why I don't share :(

[Tisket]

You can make up for a lack of size by making the picture otherwise interesting. Dressing the penis up is an idea. I think you can get penis sized dress up clothes online. I mean, I don't know that from experience or anything, just you can get almost anything else so I just assume it's available.

Not helping matters, am I. I'll shut up now.

[Tisket]

I won't mention who it was that sent it but I just got PC penis with a sombrero on it!! My night is complete.

[Hips]

I won't mention who it was that sent it but I just got PC penis with a sombrero on it!! My night is complete.

WHAT.

Someone include me in this!! jtrupp42@gmail.com... kthx

[Hips]

I LOVE NACHOS. <3

[CanadianLady]

That brings new meaning to my favorite saying "Go fuck your hat!"

[RichardCranium]

You guys are freaks. Really, who does this shit?

[ElvenFury]

Wait, penises are allowed to dress up first?

OH, THE POSSIBILITIES!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I won't mention who it was that sent it but I just got PC penis with a sombrero on it!! My night is complete.

Did they write OLE on it too?

[Cephalopod]

You guys are freaks. Really, who does this shit?

inorite?

For reference, I wangmailed to potentially interested parties and got nothing in return but Tisket saying she was going to put my penis on a thimble. SAD PENIS IS SAD.

[Beguiler]

That brings new meaning to my favorite saying "Go fuck your hat!"


You go, gurl!

laugh-snorted my coffee all over my danged desk when I read that!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

inorite?

For reference, I wangmailed to potentially interested parties and got nothing in return but Tisket saying she was going to put my penis on a thimble. SAD PENIS IS SAD.

I received no wangmail from you.

[Kuyuk]

I tried giving out wangdang and compete with Rad's ass pics, but no one wanted pics from me covered in truffles :(

[Cephalopod]

I tried giving out wangdang and compete with Rad's ass pics, but no one wanted pics from me covered in truffles :(

That's because you said you'd eat them first, before wearing them.

[Kuyuk]

Was that the wrong thing to say?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I just cannot imagine a penis picture being attractive. Probably my hetero talking there, and why I love me some boobs, big or little.

Honestly not so much interested in a picture of a cooter all by itself either. Include some torso, legs, up shot to the breasts... mmmm. Just the cooter seems very unsexy to me.

A penis alone? It's the ugliest appendage evar, and I love my dick.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Eh, it's how you photograph it (the vag). Pussy shot from behind and stuff like that is pretty hot, IMO. Mondo spreaded close-ups, not so much.

Cock is always attractive, but I know plenty of women who agree that they are fug. I dunno. I like genitals in general!

[Liagala]

Who had the sombrero picture, and why is it not in my inbox?? Liagala@comcast.net plz!

[Cephalopod]

Liagala needs to keep up her full collection of PC Men trading cards.

[iJin]

Will trade many boobs for many male penis pictures. Send all inquiries to my inbox, thank you!

















(lol)

[Cephalopod]

Will trade many boobs for many male penis pictures. Send all inquiries to my inbox, thank you!



LIES!

[iJin]

LIES!

You never know!

[Tisket]

Did they write OLE on it too?

No, but I definitely thought it to myself.


For reference, I wangmailed to potentially interested parties and got nothing in return but Tisket saying she was going to put my penis on a thimble. SAD PENIS IS SAD.

A mug! A large mug is what I said.

[upperguy]

I sent out a pic a while ago, I don't think I'd take another one but if it's still out there feel free to forward it on. I think it's pretty good looking personally and get compliments on it regularly so...

[Tisket]

I sent out a pic a while ago, I don't think I'd take another one but if it's still out there feel free to forward it on. I think it's pretty good looking personally and get compliments on it regularly so...

I've never seen you post here. I want to clarify something though. If I've interacted with you here or you are a regular poster, then my inbox is always happy to receive new additions. If you don't post here on a regular basis then I'm not interested. If I wanted to see generic penis I could just google it.

[Kithus]

Hmm now the question is have I been around long enough to not be a "generic penis." I'll ponder.

[Spectral]

A mug! A large mug is what I said.

I've always wanted to have penis images rendered onto a pair of socks, for some reason it just seems appropriate to me. Hmm.

[Beguiler]

Who had the sombrero picture, and why is it not in my inbox??


^ for any other pics floating around! thebeguiler@hotmail.com kthxbai

[RichardCranium]

Pussy shot from behind and stuff like that is pretty hot, IMO.

I can haz pls?

[Cephalopod]

I've never seen you post here. I want to clarify something though. If I've interacted with you here or you are a regular poster, then my inbox is always happy to receive new additions. If you don't post here on a regular basis then I'm not interested. If I wanted to see generic penis I could just google it.

Hehhehhhehehhhehhehhehheheheh. Tisket's inbox received my penis. Hehhehhehhehhehhehhhehhehhhehhehh. (alright, that probably was only funny once a year ago)

[Hips]

WHY have I not received the sombrero one yet?

[Cephalopod]

Ladies, you do realize you're supposed to reciprocate something when someone slips their penis gently into your inbox.

Let us not forget the rules of the COCKS AND TITS 2009 caucus of last year.

[Elgrim]

I've never seen you post here. I want to clarify something though. If I've interacted with you here or you are a regular poster, then my inbox is always happy to receive new additions. If you don't post here on a regular basis then I'm not interested. If I wanted to see generic penis I could just google it.

Am I still considered a generic penis?

And I'll have you know I wear size 16 shoes! :P

Ok, that doesn't mean anything, but its fun to say :)

[Tisket]

Am I still considered a generic penis?

And I'll have you know I wear size 16 shoes! :P

Ok, that doesn't mean anything, but its fun to say :)

I'll make a special concession for you. Get cracking.

[Tisket]

WHY have I not received the sombrero one yet?

He's shy. And one of the funnier posters here if that helps you narrow it down. I'd give further clues but he hasn't given me permission to share his handle. I don't want to irritate him because he might withhold future dressup pics.

[Hips]

*IF* you guys can track down Kuyuk he might still have a picture of mine for trade. I tried IMing him to see if he had it but no response yet. TRUFFLE TITS 4EVA.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'm always down for a sombrero dick pic!

[upperguy]

I've never seen you post here. I want to clarify something though. If I've interacted with you here or you are a regular poster, then my inbox is always happy to receive new additions. If you don't post here on a regular basis then I'm not interested. If I wanted to see generic penis I could just google it.

Damn here I was googling where to show my cock and I found this thread.

I just started playing & posting again so I'll wait a few weeks for my cock to develop in a way that sets it apart from the others.

[Kuyuk]

*IF* you guys can track down Kuyuk he might still have a picture of mine for trade. I tried IMing him to see if he had it but no response yet. TRUFFLE TITS 4EVA.

Jeez, I was gone for 3 hours...

Also, I dont share pics. Sorry! Even if they are yours.

You will need to buy more truffles to take said pictures.

www.amorcacao.com

Thx.

[ElvenFury]

You will need to buy more truffles to take said pictures.
Put a picture in the bottom of each box. Like the pies in Revenge of the Nerds.

[Kithus]

That's an awesome idea. Kuyuk if I bought a small box of truffles for my fiancee could you plaster that picture to the bottom of the box? "Here's some chocolates honey, oh and that's a girl I play Gemstone with!"

[AnticorRifling]

Put a picture in the bottom of each box. Like the pies in Revenge of the Nerds.
Hell just do old pin up posters in the bottom of the box, something cool like that.

[Kuyuk]

I'd love to make a calendar with chicks with truffle nips..

Accepting applications for females!

There may or may not be free truffles involved in this arrangement.

[Elgrim]

What about a calendar for the ladies with penises with truffle balls? Free truffles for that as well? :)

[AnticorRifling]

I read that as ladies with penises....

Or do you mean the calendar has junk for the ladies to look at?


Would the asian guys get the colder months?

[Elgrim]

I read that as ladies with penises....

Or do you mean the calendar has junk for the ladies to look at?


Would the asian guys get the colder months?

The latter. And yes, the asian guys could have the winter months.

[Kuyuk]

If the asian guys get the colder months, then it's going to basically look like an underage asian chick with a giant clit.

I dont need the feds investigating me for that shit.

[AnticorRifling]

Oh is that what we're doing here, we're taking a stereotype and a mild funny and taking it way too far?

[Hips]

I dont share pics. Sorry! Even if they are yours.


you should be apologizing to Drew and Nachos, since they're the ones who aren't getting the picture... :P

[Kuyuk]

you should be apologizing to Drew and Nachos, since they're the ones who aren't getting the picture... :P

Sorry, I think you mean I should be gloating because I got awesomeness and they dont?

[Jarvan]

I have sent a few pics out, willing to send out more if Anyone is interested.

Nikki would most likely vouch for me.

[Jorddyn]

www.amorcacao.com (http://www.amorcacao.com)

Thx.

I'm incredibly disappointed to learn that I can only order $10000 worth of truffles at a time. So sad.

[Hips]

Jarvan, Nachos, and Drew are all awesome. And I'm working on reciprocating because KUYUK WILL NOT RESEND ME MY PICTURE. >:/

[Elgrim]

Jarvan, Nachos, and Drew are all awesome. And I'm working on reciprocating because KUYUK WILL NOT RESEND ME MY PICTURE. >:/

Take a new one?

:)

[Elgrim]

I'll make a special concession for you. Get cracking.

I've been inspired by the Nikki muse. Should have something exciting tomorrow :)

[Hips]

Jarvan, Nachos, and Drew are all awesome.


Ahem. Plz PM me your NSFW e-mail addresses.

[Cephalopod]

Ahem. Plz PM me your NSFW e-mail addresses.

It's glorious. Are we invited over to nom nom nom your truffles?

[Kuyuk]

My truffles, her boobs.

AND YOU"RE WELCOME!

[Hips]

<3

[Jarvan]

Ahem. Plz PM me your NSFW e-mail addresses.

I must say, amazing boobage.

[Tisket]

Hey now, everyone else posted their boobs in the thread itself. Why does Hips get a pass? I call foul.

[Cephalopod]

Hey now, everyone else posted their boobs in the thread itself. Why does Hips get a pass? I call foul.

She posted there, too! She's also got like four pics on deadlylight.

She's doing her penis exchange now, including chocolate.

[DCSL]

'cause these are uncensored boob pics! Or uncensored other stuff pics if you're feelin' frisky.

[Androidpk]

Hey now, everyone else posted their boobs in the thread itself. Why does Hips get a pass? I call foul.

I thought she did.

[Tisket]

Alright then. Carry on.

/porn police

[Cephalopod]

Alright then. Carry on.

/porn police

HINT HINT.

[DCSL]

Those who sent me pictures should check their own mailboxes now.

[RichardCranium]

I want to know why I sent out pictures of cock and got back pictures of tits. Fuck that bullshit, I want vagina NOW GOD DAMNIT. I (we) started this shit.


Edited to add: I want pictures of vaginas of the females that have pictures of my cock GOD DAMNIT. I know you sneaky bitches well enough to know you'd send me random vagina intarwebz pictures.


Edited twice because I don't know why I keep capitalizing GOD DAMNIT but it makes me feel better GOD DAMNIT.

[Jarvan]

Those who sent me pictures should check their own mailboxes now.

Yummy. More really nice breasts. Haven't been disappointed yet.

[Tisket]

HINT HINT.

I never agreed to send out boobs if you guys sent me penis. See, this is why you should get shit in writing beforehand.

[Jarvan]

I never agreed to send out boobs if you guys sent me penis. See, this is why you should get shit in writing beforehand.

-chuckles-

[FNLN]

I think I already have pictures floating around out there, though after I return from my trip I suppose I could be inspired for more.

[Sean of the Thread]

Those who sent me pictures should check their own mailboxes now.



:( I already showed you mine. Double :(

[DCSL]

:( I already showed you mine. Double :(

Nuh uh. I was not very active in teh cock-sharing the first time around. I only actually picked up two pictures before and you were not one!

[Sean of the Thread]

Nuh uh. I was not very active in teh cock-sharing the first time around. I only actually picked up two pictures before and you were not one!


Doh you of all people should not have been left out. Sadly I don't have my pics anymore. I'm sure some of the perverts have it still. Ask Drew or DREW2 they both like the penis.

[Beguiler]

I never agreed to send out boobs if you guys sent me penis. See, this is why you should get shit in writing beforehand.


:heart: Tisket!

And for the repper who asked 'Who are you?', I'd love to respond, but, no sig, so doh! PM me!

[Cephalopod]

I never agreed to send out boobs if you guys sent me penis. See, this is why you should get shit in writing beforehand.

We've already seen yours, but I'm pretty sure it IS in writing that if you post in this thread asking for penis, you consent to either a full body massage from Methais or sending a return picture.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'm trying to convince someone to send me a picture of their cock as Hitler, in an attempt to one-up sombrero pen0r. I'm optimistic but not going to get my hopes up that they'll actually do it!

[ElvenFury]

I'm trying to convince someone to send me a picture of their cock as Hitler, in an attempt to one-up sombrero pen0r. I'm optimistic but not going to get my hopes up that they'll actually do it!
It probably got filtered to my spam folder, I'll go check...

[AnticorRifling]

I'm trying to convince someone to send me a picture of their cock as Hitler, in an attempt to one-up sombrero pen0r. I'm optimistic but not going to get my hopes up that they'll actually do it!
That would require not manscaping for a bit and letting the cookie duster grow out.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

LOL@cookie duster

Also, that's why they invented sharpies.

[AnticorRifling]

I could imagine that conversation

Honey why are you naked holding a sharpie?

Oh you know just drawing a Charlie Chaplin on my nuts then I'm going to get wood so it looks like I'm giving the nazi salute. Maybe write the words uber fuerer down the shaft we'll see where it goes.

Uh....what?

Oh it's cool it's for the internet, serious business.

....

Any chance I can invade Poland later tonight?

You are so weird.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

It probably got filtered to my spam folder, I'll go check...

The only thing I got from you was your girlfriend being crazycakes in chat :(

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I could imagine that conversation

Honey why are you naked holding a sharpie?

Oh you know just drawing a Charlie Chaplin on my nuts then I'm going to get wood so it looks like I'm giving the nazi salute. Maybe write the words uber fuerer down the shaft we'll see where it goes.

Uh....what?

Oh it's cool it's for the internet, serious business.

....

Any chance I can invade Poland later tonight?

You are so weird.

:rofl:

I wish I could rep for that, hahaha

[ElvenFury]

The only thing I got from you was your girlfriend being crazycakes in chat :(
Unfortunately my camera only has a 10x zoom, so I'm not sure you'd be able to see it clearly.

[AnticorRifling]

Unfortunately my camera only has a 10x zoom, so I'm not sure you'd be able to see it clearly.

Dear God man get out of the cold shower then! Your penis should not be an innie!

[Hips]

I still haven't gotten the sombrero picture. I feel left out. :(

[AnticorRifling]

What about a vienna sausage wearing a coolie?

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/anticor/Misc/jenisiwiththoughtbubble.jpg

[iJin]

Who is the hot man in my inbox?!

[Hips]

whatever happened to Jenisi anyway?

[Hips]

Who is xxxxxxxx?!

That's Jarvan!

[Cephalopod]

whatever happened to Jenisi anyway?

She got really fit.

[Tisket]

Who is *** (name removed to protect the not so innocent)?!

Javyn

[iJin]

Lies. I want a time stamp with name on that penis before I believe it.

[Hips]

She got really fit.

Oh yeah, that nerd/fitness website was totally the NEXT BEST THING. :lol:

[Hips]

Lies. I want a time stamp with name on that penis before I believe it.

check the e-mail address. it's jarvan. :P

but I'd totally be down for time stamp penis pictures. instead of mushroom stamp. or... something. :yes:

[Tisket]

Speaking of manscaping...Jarvyn needs some!

[Cephalopod]

A few of us sent personalized penises last go-round.

THERE IS JUST WANG FLYING EVERYWHERE.

[Cephalopod]

Actually, didn't 1-2 people send pictures of them masturbating to the PC women's boobs? Seemed a bit creepy at the time.

[AnticorRifling]

I'm glad my inbox stays dong free.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Actually, didn't 1-2 people send pictures of them masturbating to the PC women's boobs? Seemed a bit creepy at the time.

Yes.

Someone sent me a series of flaccid cock and ball origami, that was pretty cool.

[Cephalopod]

I'm glad my inbox stays dong free.

Now you're asking for it.

[iJin]

She got really fit.

ROFL I had totally forgotten about that website. Hahah.

[AnticorRifling]

The spam filter catches all types of meat.

[iJin]

The spam filter catches all types of meat.

Even roast beef?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Now you're asking for it.

I've ammended the situation

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

ROFL I had totally forgotten about that website. Hahah.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=35986

Poor Xaerve :(

[Cephalopod]

I've ammended the situation

Anticor's going to have so much wang in his box he's not going to be able to sit down in his cubicle properly anymore.

[AnticorRifling]

I've ammended the situation Hate you.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

:heart:

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

So, I got a HITLER PENIS in my inbox!

He has the hair, the little mustache, and crazy eyes.


Pwnpwnpwn.

[AnticorRifling]

lol awesome

[Elgrim]

Any ladies who want to behold the Hitler penis must PM me with an agreement to show boobs+nip in exchange! :P

[Sean]

Any ladies who want to behold the Hitler penis must PM me with an agreement to show boobs+nip in exchange! :P

or ask Nikki for it.

[Elgrim]

or ask Nikki for it.

That would be cheating and unfair, and thus against the rules.

[upperguy]

http://www.adameve.com/sexy-extras/novelties-fun-stuff/sp-clone-a-willy-kit-7805.aspx

http://content1.adameve.com/sexy-extras/novelties-fun-stuff/cloneawillykit-ia-5-ib-5421_1097230-350x350.jphe

Girls want to take it a step further? $40 will get you a vibrating copy of the cock you love best.

[Doughboy]

Pfft, you're slow. Mines already on the market.

[Cephalopod]

I'm taking suggestions for a way to one-up Hitler penis. Wangceratops is currently in the lead.

[4a6c1]

At this juncture I would like to say HAHAHAHAHA I saw daffy duck dick today and it is suspiciously unfeathered.

[Ceyrin]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kl5slzN2nmY/S4AbzrZuqbI/AAAAAAAAAns/DMUIryCLWaE/s400/jesus-brb-lol.jpg


I, in my usual PC ignorance, had no idea this lovely thread was here.

I await the PMs.

[Ceyrin]

Well, either I have overestimated my popularity by leaps and bounds, or the novelty of this thread has died.

Perhaps I should just go back through all 95 pages and find every woman who unarguably demanded cock and spam them... that'd end well I'm sure. :lol2:

[Liagala]

Well, either I have overestimated my popularity by leaps and bounds, or the novelty of this thread has died.

Perhaps I should just go back through all 95 pages and find every woman who unarguably demanded cock and spam them... that'd end well I'm sure. :lol2:

That will do LOADS to increase your popularity here. Definitely try it. Or you could go the more traditional route, and request pictures by first posting here (http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=35792)

[Ceyrin]

That will do LOADS to increase your popularity here. Definitely try it. Or you could go the more traditional route, and request pictures by first posting here (http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=35792)

Loads... should I be including that in the pictures?

[Sean]

That will do LOADS to increase your popularity here. Definitely try it. Or you could go the more traditional route, and request pictures by first posting here (http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=35792)

Hold out for a better offer, otherwise you'll become one of the many trapped in Lia's desktop folder'o'cock undistinguishable from the next guy!

[Ceyrin]

Hold out for a better offer, otherwise you'll become one of the many trapped in Lia's desktop folder'o'cock undistinguishable from the next guy!

Yeah, you know, most of these guys seemed content to trade cock for tits...

I've got higher standards.

EDIT: I should also note, you're on the list so far for 'unarguably demanded cock', Lia.

[Liagala]

You should send Lia pictures immediately!

Er... wait. I totally misunderstood the original post. I thought Ceyrin was a girl requesting cock. Now that I properly understand his post (and gender), I wish to change my response. I believe a more appropriate answer would have been:

http://media.dorks.com/content/pic/olddorks/Gimme-Summa-Datt.jpg

Also, what Sean said. I conveniently quoted it for you, so you don't have to go to the trouble of looking all the way back to his post.

[Ceyrin]

Er... wait. I totally misunderstood the original post. I thought Ceyrin was a girl requesting cock. Now that I properly understand his post (and gender), I wish to change my response. I believe a more appropriate answer would have been:

http://media.dorks.com/content/pic/olddorks/Gimme-Summa-Datt.jpg

Also, what Sean said. I conveniently quoted it for you, so you don't have to go to the trouble of looking all the way back to his post.

Your box should be full of cock now.

PS: Cute yorkie.

[Liagala]

Your box should be full of cock now.

Just the way I like it.

[Jarvan]

Raising this from the dead.

Being it's my birthday, figured I would offer a reverse present today.

Anyone that pm's me before I get home from work tonight can get Pirate Penis pics in their box when I get home.

Reciprocation for this is not required, tho I won't mind.

[diethx]

What the fuck is pirate penis?

[Androidpk]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Penis+Pirate

[Celephais]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Penis+Pirate

I don't think this urban dictionary entry is valid. An ass pirate is someone who likes to put their penis into ass, a pirate penis is either simple the penis of a pirate, or dyslexically someone who likes to put their penis into the hole of another penis.

[Jarvan]

Guess I should have explained it a bit better.. a penis, Mine, in a pirate costume.

hence, Pirate penis.

[Drakefang]

Awesome. Is there a parrot mounted on it?

[AMUSED1]

Does it have a wooden leg and an eyepatch?

[NocturnalRob]

Does it have a wooden leg and an eyepatch?
It is a wooden leg.

[diethx]

LOL, ok those pirate penis pics were awesome.

[B4Hand]

Goodness.. I swear I've never ever requested pics..but I received one anyway.. totally made me laugh! But srsly people please..keep your pee-pee pictures to yourself..thank you.

[Stanley Burrell]

Awesome. Is there a parrot mounted on it?

You're not a real man until you can keep it up as a perch for eagle claws.