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crb
11-04-2008, 08:42 AM
Which version? Anyone know?

Must be why he has so many naive supporters, you just pick the positions you want ala carte style and ignore the others.

http://campaignspot.nationalreview.com/post/?q=YWNiZWZkOGZiYzg0NzVmNjc2M2NlY2ZlZjYyZWE2Y2Y=

They don't even mention the tax issue, you know the amazing shrinking number. 250k to 200k to 150k to 120k to 70k.

Parkbandit
11-04-2008, 08:44 AM
My neighbor's kid put up an Obama/Biden sign in my yard late last night as a prank. I fixed the sign.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/IMG_0084.jpg

I also wrote "I <3 MCCAIN/PALIN" and "VOTE FOR McCAIN TODAY" all over his car. Little bastard should know better than to fuck with me.

Daniel
11-04-2008, 08:45 AM
I hope he calls the cops.

Xaerve
11-04-2008, 08:47 AM
LOL, that's funny PB.

Parkbandit
11-04-2008, 08:55 AM
I hope he calls the cops.


Me too.. considering it is in my yard.

Solkern
11-04-2008, 08:59 AM
My neighbor's kid put up an Obama/Biden sign in my yard late last night as a prank. I fixed the sign.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/IMG_0084.jpg

I also wrote "I <3 MCCAIN/PALIN" and "VOTE FOR McCAIN TODAY" all over his car. Little bastard should know better than to fuck with me.

rofl

Xaerve
11-04-2008, 09:03 AM
Take a picture of his car!

Tsa`ah
11-04-2008, 09:30 AM
Take a picture of the car and the sign with a newpaper.

nub
11-04-2008, 09:48 AM
My neighbor's kid put up an Obama/Biden sign in my yard late last night as a prank. I fixed the sign.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/IMG_0084.jpg

I also wrote "I <3 MCCAIN/PALIN" and "VOTE FOR McCAIN TODAY" all over his car. Little bastard should know better than to fuck with me.

Nice Lexus

Some Rogue
11-04-2008, 09:48 AM
Did you mean newspaper? :whistle:

Tsa`ah
11-04-2008, 09:49 AM
Yes ... and current.

Gan
11-04-2008, 10:25 AM
LOL PB.

Too funny.

Gan
11-04-2008, 10:29 AM
Take a picture of the car and the sign with a newpaper.

Yes, take a picture of the car, the instrument you used to write with, 3 major newspaper front pages, your birth certificate, 2 government issued photo ID's, the kid's parents, their photo ID's, the kid, and their pets. Oh and also date stamp the photo's next time so we can correlate the stamp with the newspaper front pages.

You should know better than get an obviously fabricated story past the great and omniscient Tsa'ah.


:banghead:

Tsa`ah
11-04-2008, 10:34 AM
Not really ... but glad to see you completely missed the point. It's standard practice for you.

Lyonis
11-04-2008, 10:34 AM
My neighbor's kid put up an Obama/Biden sign in my yard late last night as a prank. I fixed the sign.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/IMG_0084.jpg

I also wrote "I <3 MCCAIN/PALIN" and "VOTE FOR McCAIN TODAY" all over his car. Little bastard should know better than to fuck with me.

Glad to see you're making progress on your bucket list :love:

Seriously though, you rule.

Sean of the Thread
11-04-2008, 10:38 AM
I also wrote "I <3 MCCAIN/PALIN" and "VOTE FOR McCAIN TODAY" all over his car. Little bastard should know better than to fuck with me.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/roadrage.jpg


Damn you.

Keller
11-04-2008, 10:42 AM
My neighbor's kid put up an Obama/Biden sign in my yard late last night as a prank. I fixed the sign.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/IMG_0084.jpg

I also wrote "I <3 MCCAIN/PALIN" and "VOTE FOR McCAIN TODAY" all over his car. Little bastard should know better than to fuck with me.

Did you consider killing his cat?

Alfster
11-04-2008, 10:43 AM
sloppy paint job

Warriorbird
11-04-2008, 10:52 AM
PB + wife.

http://bigahaonline.com/Portals/0/Dennis%20the%20Menace.jpg

Parkbandit
11-04-2008, 11:27 AM
sloppy paint job

It's that landscaping paint on a plastic bag sign. It was the only redish color I had. I'll be surprised if it actually lasts the day.

Alfster
11-04-2008, 12:51 PM
excuses, excuses.

Sean
11-04-2008, 02:41 PM
PB strikes again?

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2008/11/obama_signs_defaced_in_hunterd.html

Stanley Burrell
11-04-2008, 04:01 PM
Me too.. considering it is in my yard.

Jesus Christ, Florida would be the greatest place in the world for playing pranks on the highest-density ParkBandit-aged citizens on this country's ugly mug.

Props to your neighbor's kids who can outrun your red meat diet. Hahaha.

Stanley Burrell
11-04-2008, 04:02 PM
If Obama Wins, who will be Inaugurated?

Obama.

ElanthianSiren
11-04-2008, 04:07 PM
Which version? Anyone know?

Nothing about his health policy or NIH/research study grants.

Stanley Burrell
11-04-2008, 04:11 PM
Nothing about his health policy or NIH/research study grants.

You do know it's only 2 submissions instead of three now when D.C. does its rounds? The chair of the NIH resigned pretty recently too.

There isn't anyway, at all, for Obama to build the NIH with the same sort of economic enthusiasm that Clinton begot. My faith in the issue is that it will receive support and Dick Cheney can get a better-researched medium than a pig's heart for an upcoming transplant.

::insert all scientific know-how and political repercussions within the field of human research::

Parkbandit
11-04-2008, 04:26 PM
PB strikes again?

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2008/11/obama_signs_defaced_in_hunterd.html

Because a "NO" symbol is exactly like scrawling a KKK on it.. because if you don't vote for Obama or deface anything of his, you must be a racist.

What a fucktard you are.

Parkbandit
11-04-2008, 04:28 PM
Jesus Christ, Florida would be the greatest place in the world for playing pranks on the highest-density ParkBandit-aged citizens on this country's ugly mug.

Props to your neighbor's kids who can outrun your red meat diet. Hahaha.


Who said he outran me? Who said I chased him? Smoke another one waste case.

Sean
11-04-2008, 04:39 PM
Because a "NO" symbol is exactly like scrawling a KKK on it.. because if you don't vote for Obama or deface anything of his, you must be a racist.

What a fucktard you are.

Yea I've totally labeled everyone voting for McCain a bigot.

Necromancer
11-04-2008, 04:54 PM
Yeah, I hate the idea of a President who's willing to review his policies and stances and is ready to change them when necessary. I MUCH prefer the last 8 years of a President who refused to budge his stances even when they were clearly costing lives, costing money, and dividing the country.

Keller
11-04-2008, 06:05 PM
Because a "NO" symbol is exactly like scrawling a KKK on it.. because if you don't vote for Obama or deface anything of his, you must be a racist.

What a fucktard you are.

What about if you kill his cat?

Stanley Burrell
11-04-2008, 07:26 PM
Who said he outran me? Who said I chased him? Smoke another one waste case.

Uh, well I mean, in case you weren't some sort of paranoid hick who closes all the window curtains, you might see the break of day as soon as all those liberals are wiped off the map. No shit you have a sprained hip waiting to happen, geeza'.

Stanley Burrell
11-04-2008, 07:27 PM
Anyone want to egg ParkBandit's house?

Parkbandit
11-04-2008, 07:50 PM
Uh, well I mean, in case you weren't some sort of paranoid hick who closes all the window curtains, you might see the break of day as soon as all those liberals are wiped off the map. No shit you have a sprained hip waiting to happen, geeza'.

I'm 100% certain I could easily catch you in a race.

Stanley Burrell
11-04-2008, 08:50 PM
I'm 100% certain I could easily catch you in a race.

You can (and will) catch up to me, not to mention blow right by me in the race to the coffin, that's all I care about... and I doubt anyone denies this. For this, we are all overjoyed. Obama and McCain supporters alike.

Anyway, for the even sadly less intelligent: I'm going to sleep and waking up to Obama's inauguration; seriously Virilneus, are you sure if Obama is inaugurated that Obama will, in fact, be president? Or is that not how the Socialist party works? Does everyone get to be inaugurated, or will you and MikeBandit continue to make kissy-kissy and be the only two people on the planet capable of agreeing with each other?

Edit: I forgot to mention Solkern and his Nordic S.O., my bad.

Numbers
11-04-2008, 08:54 PM
http://obama4usa.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/mccain_get_off_lawn.jpg