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ClydeR
09-23-2008, 11:19 AM
Channeling his inner Queen of Hearts, John McCain furiously, and apparently without even looking around at facts, said Chris Cox, chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission, should be decapitated. This childish reflex provoked the Wall Street Journal to editorialize that "McCain untethered" -- disconnected from knowledge and principle -- had made a "false and deeply unfair" attack on Cox that was "unpresidential" and demonstrated that McCain "doesn't understand what's happening on Wall Street any better than Barack Obama does."

-George Will, writing in the Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/22/AR2008092202583.html)

Will goes on to charge that McCain has a "Manichaean worldview" coupled with "boiling moralism and bottomless reservoir of certitudes" that make McCain unfit to be president.

At the bottom of Will's eloquent anger is McCain's call for Chris Cox to be fired. The question is whether or not Cox has "betrayed the public's trust," as McCain claims. So far as I can tell, McCain's only specific criticism (http://www.johnmccain.com/Informing/News/NewsReleases/Read.aspx?guid=491557e3-b659-4f2c-8b38-848b73955f1b) of Cox was that the SEC eliminated the uptick rule for short sales (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uptick) in 2007. I can't figure out how the uptick rule is supposed to relate to the subprime mortgage crisis.


When logic and proportion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE1J9a9SMYo)
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head"

Stanley Burrell
09-23-2008, 11:22 AM
My favorite was using a mountain and a black lotus for three green mana, channelling yourself down to one health and then tapping your mountain, extra green mana (from sacrificing the black lotus) and 19 colorless mana (from Channel) in order to lay down the a 20-point fireball flawless victory. Fatality.

Also, royal assassin + icy manipulator = win. At least it used to.

ClydeR
09-23-2008, 11:32 AM
My favorite was using a mountain and a black lotus for three green mana, channelling yourself down to one health and then tapping your mountain, extra green mana (from sacrificing the black lotus) and 19 colorless mana (from Channel) in order to lay down the a 20-point fireball flawless victory. Fatality.

Also, royal assassin + icy manipulator = win. At least it used to.

I don't understand anything you just said, but I figured you'd like this thread. I included the Jefferson Airplane lyrics just for you.

Stanley Burrell
09-23-2008, 11:41 AM
The other one that fucking rocked was opening up with like four Dark Rituals, that conveniently placed themselves at the top of your deck :whistle: And then using Drain Life.

Dark ritual, and definitely lightning bolt are now limited (1 card each per deck) which is such horse anus. Flanking was pretty much when I stopped playing :shrug:

I forgot what The Hive combo for infinite wasp tokens was, but that was pretty ridiculous as well.

Warriorbird
09-23-2008, 11:55 AM
Those combos are very outdated... still entertaining though. Anything that involves owning a Black Lotus does tend to lead to win though.

Stanley Burrell
09-23-2008, 12:01 PM
Word.