Trash On the Poster Above You

[NocturnalRob]

your sig is fucking terrible. it highlights your failure at life

[BigWorm]

And Rob would know, because he also fails at life.*





* - Not as bad as Moist Happenings though, because that guy really fucking sucks. Seriously.

[Sean of the Thread]

Rob hasn't failed at life because he and Daniel are cock grabbing brothers now.

Oh and Bigworm sucks at college football analysis.

[Stanley Burrell]

You never took pictures of that smokin' Lebanese chick who you worked with professionally at the prestigous Kohl's franchise.

Whoever trashes on me below: You can get this, with your lips.

I'm referring to my anus.

[Sean of the Thread]

You never took pictures of that smokin' Lebanese chick who you worked with professionally at the prestigous Kohl's franchise.


Oh man you had to remind me of the fine ass at Kohl's didn't you.

Happy days... happy days... /sigh

I loved her glasses. HOT. But I could tell she was innocent READY TO BE BURSTED BY SEAN DE LA BURSTOLEO!

meh on second thought her brunette crotch has probably never seen a razor in her 20 somin years on earth.




I'd still hit it. omg beautiful.

[Methais]

Sean sucks because I'd rather look at the bouncing boobs avatar than John Wayne's wrinkly face.

And this poster sucks decaying penis:

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[Moist Happenings]

You bet I do!


GAAAAARBAGE DAY.

[Methais]

GARBAGE DAY!

[The Ponzzz]

Methais has a family of illegal immigrants living in his gaping anus.

[Drew]

Mario always posts above me.

[thefarmer]

Mario always finishes before me, then rolls over and falls asleep.

Fixed

[diethx]

That's why Drew left him for Kai.

[thefarmer]

That's why Drew left him for Kai.

That's because I don't have the festering hep like Diethx does...

[diethx]

Yeah, he just has the MIGHTY GAY AIDS.

[Sean of the Thread]

Diethx has a oregon trail sig the size of her vag.

[diethx]

Sean2 is Sean2.







































:heart:

[Moist Happenings]

Kitteh has died of dysentery. Will you attempt to ford the River?

[CrystalTears]

Neff fails on general principle.

[NocturnalRob]

CT fails because i say so :(

[g++]

Love triangle with Diethx and Alleleri

[CrystalTears]

(I don't see how that's trashing Rob! He'd enjoy that!)

[NocturnalRob]

Love triangle with Diethx and Alleleri

fairly certain this would result in my death. not sure how yet, but it definitely would.


(I don't see how that's trashing Rob! He'd enjoy that!)

until i died

edit: and...uh....CT likes monkey farts!

[g++]

You should have given me advice in the WoW thread instead, and I did not mean literally just making fun of the three of them having drama squabbles in the rep thread

[CrystalTears]

Rob enjoys snuff.

[NocturnalRob]

You should have given me advice in the WoW thread instead, and I did not mean literally just making fun of the three of them having drama squabbles in the rep thread

i'm drama-free, bitch.

get off my junk.

edit: only the snuff that CT stars in

[Some Rogue]

Rob wishes he looked as good as the thing in my avatar.

[CrystalTears]

SR IS the thing in his avatar.

[Some Rogue]

And CT sends me naked pics because of that fact.

[Keller]

And CT sends me naked pics because of that fact.

And SR deletes them because he's just not interested in women.

[Some Rogue]

At least not when Keller dresses up like one..

[CrystalTears]

...which of who the pictures are of. :D

[NocturnalRob]

Rob wishes he looked as good as the thing in my avatar.

goddam, i'm sexy

http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp194/nocturnalrob/heino.jpg

[g++]

are those womens sun glasses?

[NocturnalRob]

are those womens sun glasses?

they're Ray-Bans, you waste of human DNA. For men.

l2fashion

[Some Rogue]

Rob fails this thread...again.

[NocturnalRob]

Rob fails this thread...again.

SR fails life...for life.

[g++]

l2fashion

Nah fuck that.

[CrystalTears]

g++ likes walking around naked. Fuck fashion.

[g++]

Hey you got a pair of jeans a black t-shirt with something funny on it and a decent belt fashion = done as far as im concerned

Also your a bitch, ok better?

[CrystalTears]

g++ fails at this thread.

[Keller]

CrystalTears is actually Klaive.

He didn't want to admit he came back to the PC.

[Moist Happenings]

And Keller is Warclaidhm

[CrystalTears]

Neff cybered with Warclaidhm and Klaive.

[NocturnalRob]

CT gets wet thinking about it

[Keller]

Neff cybered with Warclaidhm and Klaive.

aka Neff cybered with Warclaidhm and CrystalTears as per my above post.

[CrystalTears]

And you, Mr. Warclaidhm.

[Keller]

CT gets wet thinking about it

NocturnalRob gets hard thinking about It.

[NocturnalRob]

NocturnalRob gets hard thinking about It.

I get hard thinking about CT getting wet? Damn my heterosexuality. Always getting me into trouble. Fortunately Keller never has to worry about that.

[Keller]

I get hard thinking about CT getting wet? Damn my heterosexuality. Always getting me into trouble. Fortunately Keller never has to worry about that.

NR doesn't realize It is Ashliana.

Too bad he's already admitted It gets him hard.

[CrystalTears]

:lol:

[NocturnalRob]

has anyone seen a picture of her? i have so much vitriol built up about that girl that i would probably do horribly bad, awful, forceful things to her. it's a psychological thing, i suppose.

oh, and Keller, you suck the hair off yak nuts.

[RichardCranium]

has anyone seen a picture of her? i have so much vitriol built up about that girl that i would probably do horribly bad, awful, forceful things to her. it's a psychological thing, i suppose.

oh, and Keller, you suck the hair off yak nuts.

...

[CrystalTears]

has anyone seen a picture of her? i have so much vitriol built up about that girl that i would probably do horribly bad, awful, forceful things to her. it's a psychological thing, i suppose.
Um... who? I hope you don't mean Ashliana cause Its a guy, dude.

That said, NR wants to do vile things to Ashliana.

[NocturnalRob]

goddamnit, how come no one gets my joke?

wasn't it Ashliana that everyone commented about not knowing whether he was a girl or guy?

i must need more coffee.

And CT needs less homeless ball-tugging

[Keller]

goddamnit, how come no one gets my joke?

wasn't it Ashliana that everyone commented about not knowing whether he was a girl or guy?

i must need more coffee.

And CT needs less homeless ball-tugging

NR is slower than Backlash.

Why do you think I call It It?

[NocturnalRob]

NR is slower than Backlash.

Why do you think I call It It?

Ooooh, now i get It. I R SLOW.

u still suck balls

[crazymage]

Ooooh, now i get It. I R SLOW.

u still suck balls

You suck for covering up parts of boobies.

[Methais]

WOW CT WAS RIGHT ALL THE OTHER THREADS SUCK NOW WITH LITTLE TEXT.

I'M STARTING A REVOLUTION! VIVA LA BIG TEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

GEMSTONE IS CRAZYMAGE'S LIFE!

[The Ponzzz]

Methais sucked at GTA4 online.

[Moist Happenings]

The Ponzzz only played GTA4 online so he could live out his fantasies of cruising around in a ford fiesta and killing prostitutes.

[diethx]

Neff only writes so he can live out his fantasies of being a female prostitute.

[CrystalTears]

diethx gives Neff tips on how to be a good prostitute.

[Methais]

Methais sucked at GTA4 online.

I did not I was too trashed to pay attention and then I got booted. I think. Either way it was your fault.

And diethx learned everything she knows about being a good prostitute from CT.

[Jorddyn]

CT eavesdrops, hoping to increase her hourly rate.

[Methais]

Jorddyn fails at internets for being too slow.

[diethx]

Jorddyn uses her accounting business as a front, she's really selling hours as a transsexual cumdumpster.

OMG AGAIN FUCK YOU METHAIS FOR BEING SO QUICK!!!

[Jorddyn]

Methais's post was temporarily missing, having fallen somewhere into the gaping hole of the self portrait he so cherishes.

And diethx is just jealous she can't afford me :)

[The Ponzzz]

EDIT: YOUR MOM!

[diethx]

And diethx is just jealous she can't afford me :)


EDIT: YOUR MOM!

Both true (before the edit you fucking titty!)

[Moist Happenings]

And Mario is a regular customer.

Stupid..speed...thing..

Diethx has yet to unleash any fury, and is therefore worse off for it.

[CrystalTears]

Fuck me running.

Neff has moist happenings thinking about Mario whoring himself out.

[diethx]

lol I pwnd both of you. :heart:

[CrystalTears]

You didn't trash anyone, cuntbag!

[The Ponzzz]

Diethx haxed my god damn mother fucking interwebs to slow me the fuck down!

CT IS GETTING DEPORTED!

[Methais]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/cobra-commander-demotivationalmoral-poster-fuck-off.jpg

[The Ponzzz]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r283/Daddys_Twisted_Whispers/gijoe.jpg

[diethx]

LOLOL

(dumb guido)

[Tisket]

This is just for you:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/curse_levels.jpg

[diethx]

Awe, thanks. Also...


NICE BOOBS TISKET

[Tisket]

And you are NO BOOBS DIETHX.

[diethx]

AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!

[Tisket]

Show us what you are proud of not showing us so we can judge.

Wait..wut?

[diethx]

NooooOoOOo

[Proxy]

lier

[Jorddyn]

Do I even need to say anything here?

[CrystalTears]

Jorddyn wants Proxy for her very own.

[Keller]

CTs favorite song: Row, row, row your boat . . .

[Methais]

Keller's favorite song:

http://emofag.ytmnd.com/

[Jorddyn]

Methais can't cook a hotdog to save his life.

[Methais]

Jorddyn keeps my hot dog warm at all times.

[CrystalTears]

Methais likes sticking his hot dog in toasters.

[Jorddyn]

CT stuck one too many forks in a toaster as a child.

[Keller]

Jorddyn confuses naturally kinky Cuban hair with electrocution

[Methais]

Keller smoked the cigar used on Monica.

[Jorddyn]

Methais smoked Keller's cigar.

[diethx]

Jorddyn searched for IT's cigar in order to smoke it.

[Jorddyn]

... but diethx was in the way.

:love:

[diethx]

So Jorddyn tried to nomnom diethx and then diethx put the smack down OH YEAHHHH.

[Jorddyn]

Wait, which part of that was in insult?

[diethx]

JUST GO WITH IT.

[Jorddyn]

That was my insult :nod:

Um, diethx likes kool-aid!

(sorry, the OH YEAHHH is now in my head)

[Stanley Burrell]

Call me a bad boy. So I don't have to spank myself.

[Jorddyn]

Stanley has too much time, not to mention other things, on his hands right now.

[diethx]

lol, I thought of the kool-aid dude as I was typing it out, so you aren't alone.


Jorddyn let Stan talk her into drinking the special kool-aid, and now she's alone and confused in a seedy, smelly motel bed with a bleeding asshole.

[CrystalTears]

The bleeding asshole is Stanley.

Um wait.. supposed to insult the person above.. wait, what?

diethx likes bleeding assholes.

[Durgrimst]

lol, I thought of the kool-aid dude as I was typing it out, so you aren't alone.


Jorddyn let Stan talk her into drinking the special kool-aid, and now she's alone and confused in a seedy, smelly motel bed with a bleeding asshole.

HUSSY!

[diethx]

Ahahahahaha. SMEGMABREATH!

[nub]

diethx only wears dresses, talks politely and plays with dolls.

[diethx]

nub only wears dresses, talks politely, and plays with dolls.

[CrystalTears]

diethx and nub play with dolls together and swap dresses.

[diethx]

And CT stands on the ground trying to peek up into our treehouse, all angry because we said no boys allowed.

[Durgrimst]

diethx only wears dresses, talks politely and plays with dolls.

Dresses, skirts, and sundresses are only for easy access clothing on sex right?

[Jorddyn]

Durgrimst totally doesn't get this thread.

[Durgrimst]

Durgrimst totally doesn't get this thread.

Damnit

[Jorddyn]

... still.

[Keller]

Jorrdyn wears sundresses in hopes of getting laid.

[Durgrimst]

... still.

You suck???

[Keller]

. . . still

[nub]

Keller likes little boys in short shorts...still...

[CrystalTears]

nub sucks on men who wear dresses.

[nub]

nub sucks on men who wear dresses.

CrystalTears likes to get nubbed.

[Keller]

Nub got his handle because he likes to get "nubbed" - it's like getting fisted, except by an amputee.

[Stanley Burrell]

I nubbed in your Starbucks frappacino and put the extra protein content in the adjacent bookstore guide.

[Stanley Burrell]

Keller reads Starbucks literature to lose the love handles.

[Martaigne]

Stanley likes indiscriminate unprotected sex in the bathrooms of gay bars.

[Keller]

Stanley IS the biggest loser.

[Stanley Burrell]

I won't share my Kool-Aid with you :(

[nub]

Stanley spikes his kool-aid to get those that drink kool-aid into places to have unprotected secks

[CrystalTears]

nub drinks kool-aid to get sex0red by Stanley

[Keller]

The thought of Stanley involved in gay-sex just crossed CTs mind.

And she has Moist Happenings.

[Stanley Burrell]

That Stanley son-of-a-bitch had gay sex in a bathtub full of self-depreciating Kool-Aid spiked with anal disease.

Bastard.

[Methais]

.............

[The Ponzzz]

!!

[BigWorm]

Mario plays plat

[diethx]

lol

[The Ponzzz]

Charlie had sex in room 1217.

[BigWorm]

You're just pissed because you got my sloppy seconds

[Proxy]

This thread had so much potential... yet all I see are weak half hearted poser burns.

Example:


You're just pissed because you got my sloppy seconds

[Sean of the Thread]

Go rub shaved puppies with your daddy POSER.

[Proxy]

Sadly, that would require a shovel. & shaved puppies? WTF?

[The Ponzzz]

Liberal Whore!

[iJin]

Can't drink a good dp.

[The Ponzzz]

I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOU!

[diethx]

Pussy.

[Proxy]

Once again, this thread fails to deliver.

[diethx]

Just like your sex life.

[Methais]

diethx loves bacon so much that she once masturbated with her B.B.B.L.T.

[diethx]

That's not an insult.

[Proxy]

Just like your sex life.

Slams like that give this thread hope.

Unlike Methais's Failed Attempt.

[CrystalTears]

Proxy fails at this thread.

[Euler]

CT got her name from an unfortunate quartz insertion

[Proxy]

Proxy fails at this thread.

As far as I'm concerned, everyone else does to. Seriously, I've heard 3rd graders come up with better material then the bulk majority of dry, tired, and dull crap you people "think" are burns.


CT got her name from an unfortunate quartz insertion

^ Case in point, WtF kind of brain dead burn is that?????

[The Ponzzz]

Doodie pants.

[Ashlander]

doodiehead

[CrystalTears]

As far as I'm concerned, everyone else does to. Seriously, I've heard 3rd graders come up with better material then the bulk majority of dry, tired, and dull crap you people "think" are burns.It's a joke thread. Lighten the fuck up.

pillow pants

[Tisket]

poop breath

[CrystalTears]

listerfiend

(yes, I have Clerks 2 on the brain)

[Tisket]

I've never seen the movie and never heard of Listerfiend. Had to google it. haha

[CrystalTears]

bubblebutt

[Tisket]

boulder chest!

[CrystalTears]

You're supposed to insult me!

baboonface!

[Tisket]

Ive never posted a face picture of myself! And I wax anyway!

Meaniehead!

[CrystalTears]

LOL!

poophead!

[BigWorm]

Fuck trash on the poster above you, I say trash on Proxy for being a douche bag.

Proxy sucks so bad he can't even kill himself correctly.

[Tisket]

Proxy should save his breath when he talks about real women...he'll need it for his blow up doll.

[The Ponzzz]

Proxy caught crabs from his blow up doll!

[Euler]

proxy has blow up crabs

[diethx]

Proxy's blow up doll popped herself when she realized she couldn't take another night of his fumbling and crying.

[iJin]

When Proxy's blow up doll popped itself, the remaining pieces shriveled up to show and imitate his excuse of a penis.

[Keller]

Wait, Proxy's blow-up doll didn't already have a penis?

[Proxy]

better. there is, however, room for improvement.

[Ignot]

Wait, Proxy's blow-up doll didn't already have a penis?

no the he/she has a different toy for that:

2517

I am not 100% convinced Proxy is a man.

[CrystalTears]

Proxy STILL fails at this thread and life.

[Proxy]

repetition = fail

[BigWorm]

repetition = fail

Well, you do know more about failure than anyone else here.

[Methais]

Bigworm has a small worm.

[diethx]

Methais has no worm at all.

[Ignot]

Diethx rapes kittens

[diethx]

Ignot would rape kittens but he prefers to stick to animals that would appreciate the size of his wang. Fruit flies are his fav.

[iJin]

Ignot rapes three legged kittens.

O. Fuck.

Edit:
Diethx is a golvern eating, eahnor webbing son of a bitch. !!

[diethx]

Zuie just got pwnd at the EE auction.

[Ignot]

I was just watching the NFL network and they said that they are no longer playing the Super Bowl in Tampa Bay because there wasn't enough room? Sounds strange and that sucks for Tampa Bay I guess. Anyways, they are now playing the Super Bowl in Diethx's vag. And free parking!

[diethx]

lol, nice.

However, Ignot, you STILL won't be admitted, so don't think that if you buy a ticket, you've found a way around my resounding no's.

Oh yeah and Proxy said you jizzed in your pants.

[Jorddyn]

Seemed like as good a time as any to bust this thread out.

Besides, diethx is a whiny pain in the rear.

[Methais]

Jorddyn is tired of her life as an accountant, and wants to be A LION TAMER!

She even has a hat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMOmB1q8W4Y

[CrystalTears]

Methais is that lion that needs taming.

[Clove]

CT is Cuban

[Jorddyn]

Clove secretly lusts after PB.

[Clove]

Clove secretly lusts after PB.So does Jorddyn :D

[Asha]

Clove is really Kevin Costner looking to fit in. (not Prince of Thieves)

[Jorddyn]

Drayal comes up with really random insults. WTF?

[diethx]

Jorddyn's corn dildo is ribbed for her pleasure.

[Kuyuk]

diethx wants my cock

[diethx]

Kuyuk wants my cock.

[radamanthys]

Kuyuk wants diethx's cock.

(that's more of that 'unhappy surprise penis')

[Keller]

radamanthys wishes his cock was as big as Backlash's.

[Back]

Keller secretly loves Musicals.

[diethx]

Backlash openly loves musicals.

And the Special Olympics.

[Back]

Not only that. I’m IN the Special Musical Olympics.

diethx eats kittens

[Kuyuk]

I love chicks that eat pussy..

Back rhymes with cack

[Dwarven Empath]

Kuyak sounds like something you'd ride down a river

[MotleyCrew]

Dwarven empath...just ew

[Tisket]

MC doesn't post enough pictures of half naked men in the rep whoring thread.

[Clove]

MC doesn't post enough pictures of half naked men in the rep whoring thread.Tisket doesn't post enough naked pictures of herself in the "pay it forward show the ladies our cocks" thread.

[Tisket]

Clove hasn't shared ANY penis pics.

[Clove]

Clove hasn't shared ANY penis pics....with Tisket...

[Tisket]

BASTARD!

[AnticorRifling]

Tisket told me that secretly she wants to be flipped over and played like a jug band Wooo Wooo Wooo Wooo

[Tisket]

I do though.

[Tisket]

According to his avatar, Anticor has a penis roughly half the size of CT's.

[AnticorRifling]

According to his avatar, Anticor has a penis roughly half the size of CT's.


Truth.

Tisket is a spokesperson for drag racing since there is no tread left on her tire if you know what I'm sayin.

[Tisket]

lmao. You are my favorite almost-virgin ever. Let me be your second if ever you decide to branch out.

[diethx]

Let me be your second

No way, really?

[Tisket]

Yes, I'm aware I trashed on myself there. Fuck you.

[CrystalTears]

Tisket is so ashamed of her looks (which is why she blocks it out in pictures) that she puts a bag over her head when she masturbates.

[diethx]

Yes, I'm aware I trashed on myself there. Fuck you.

Errrr, no, I meant... has he really only slept with one person or are you just ragging on him? For some reason I remember him voting low on the how many people have you boned poll (but my memory could be off).

Also, CT has hairy nipples.

[Tisket]

I saw him first! Back off bitch.

[Tisket]

Tisket is so ashamed of her looks (which is why she blocks it out in pictures) that she puts a bag over her head when she masturbates.

hahaha

and uh maybe true...maybe not.

[diethx]

I saw him first! Back off bitch.

THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER.

Tisket has chronic yeast infections.

[Tisket]

THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER.

Tisket has chronic yeast infections.

He said he'd only had one sexual partner in some PC poll. Whether something is true or not doesn't matter in my fantasy life!

And diethx only changes her underwear once a week.

[AnticorRifling]

Yes the answer is 1.

Diethx is so sad she has to cut other people to feel.

[radamanthys]

Speaking of cutting...

Anticor was the guy with the hatchet in the BME pain olympics video.

[AnticorRifling]

Radamanthys gets more penis than a urinal.

[radamanthys]

Anticor sounds jealous ;-)

[diethx]

He said he'd only had one sexual partner in some PC poll. Whether something is true or not doesn't matter in my fantasy life!

And diethx only changes her underwear once a week.


Ok, that's what I thought...

And that's because I only wear underwear once a week?!?!?!?

ahahghaghaoghehgh

[diethx]

Oh, and rada enjoys roastbeef with cheese.

[Methais]

Diethx's underwear wears her once a week.

And that's in America, not Soviet Russia.

[diethx]

Methais doesn't wear underwear, he wears his doggy's saliva.

[Methais]

Diethx produces said doggy's saliva.

AND SHE SUCKS CRAWFISH HEADS!

[Ignot]

Diethx has terrible put downs

[Methais]

Ignot is terrible at not being slow.

[diethx]

Methais sucks crawfish vagina.

Said crawfish is currently having landlord problems.

[Androidpk]

Diethx's vagina can be seen from space.

[CrystalTears]

Androidpk doesn't even know what a vag looks like.

[Methais]

CT used to have a vag until that silly putty incident.

[Tisket]

Methais is really a telemarketer.

[diethx]

Tisket is really goatse, hence Methais' obsession with her.

[Tisket]

Diethx doesn't realize it's Tisket that is obsessed with Methais.

[diethx]

You're supposed to trash on the poster above you. Stop pwning yourself!!!

[Tisket]

haha fuck

[diethx]

Tisket is so bad at this.

[Tisket]

SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE FACE!!!!11 lmao.

[Celephais]

Tisket confuses open legs with filthy whore faces, because her filthy whore face looks like open legs.

Addendum: I love your filthy whore face.

[diethx]

Celephais fucks dead fish.

[Methais]

Diethx is a dead fish.

[diethx]

Methais can't even get dead fish to fuck him.

[Androidpk]

Celephais fucks dead fish.

How long have you two been sleeping togather? :D

[diethx]

Not as long as you've been sleeping with Emislity.

[Methais]

Diethx's favorite food is roast beef.

[diethx]

Methais' favorite food is the Lil chubb.