Trash On the Poster Above You

[Methais]

............

I should have waited for someone else to create this thread.

[Danical]

METHAIS LIKES IT IN THE ASS

[Drew]

Vulvamancer fights like a girl.

[Parkbandit]

Drew got fired from Walmart.

[Tea & Strumpets]

PB got his ass handed to him by Warclaidhm.

[AnticorRifling]

Tea and Strumpets has a dearning lisability.

[Parkbandit]

Anticor = Ryask

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Anticor's post count is still far, far away from compensating for his small penis.

EDIT: Stupid PB posted at the same time...! Ahwell, mine was better.

[Parkbandit]

PBJT's best contribution to date on these forums was the use of grape jelly in his avatar.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

PBJT's best contribution to date on these forums was the use of grape jelly in his avatar.

...beats the shit out of half-inspiring Daniel's avatar...

[AnticorRifling]

PBJT has been known to lick hobos.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Anticor doesn't know how to play a mage in GS so he quit in frustration. That and he's Haashek's son.

[Parkbandit]

Tayvin < Falgrin

[AnticorRifling]

Falgrin < Chadj

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Anticor < Latrin

[AnticorRifling]

SHM < Beth

[NocturnalRob]

SHM smells like yeasty vagina

edit: fuck you, Anticor. You smell like yeasty vag too.

[Martaigne]

Rob licks Emislity's ass daily.

[NocturnalRob]

Rob licks Emislity's ass daily.

only after Martaigne

[NocturnalRob]

Rob likes little boys

[NocturnalRob]

Rob blows you where the pampers is

[AnticorRifling]

Rob wears the tshirt of the band he's going to see, he is that guy. CAN YOU SHOW ME WHERE THE CAMPUS IS?!

[Asha]

It's Anticors hand doing the stroking in diaper adverts.

[Martaigne]

Drayal runs a heavy petting zoo.

(Sloppy seconds FTW, Rob!)

[NocturnalRob]

Drayal is the fifth Beatle


Drayal runs a heavy petting zoo.

edit: Martaigne is the main attraction

[AnticorRifling]

Fuck you Rob for posting too fast.

Rob once got busy in a Burger King bathroom....by himself!

[RichardCranium]

Anticor is the leftover cum bubble after a lesbian gangbang.

[AnticorRifling]

Anticor is the leftover cum bubble after a lesbian gangbang.
That means I was there though, so hot.

RC has been known to star in videos about snowball fights, and we're not talking about winter.

[RichardCranium]

That means I was there though, so hot.

RC has been known to star in videos about snowball fights, and we're not talking about winter.

It co-starred Anticor's mom.

[NocturnalRob]

That means I was there though, so hot.

RC has been known to star in videos about snowball fights, and we're not talking about winter.

anticor films said videos with one hand and molests baby seals with the other

edit: FUCK YOU, RC, you cum-guzzling queen!

[AnticorRifling]

Rob fluffs said seals.

[NocturnalRob]

Rob fluffs said seals.

bc you're not skilled enough to get them off otherwise, you selfish selfish bastard

[RichardCranium]

Rob is the backwash from a fat bitch's douche bottle.

[NocturnalRob]

Rob is the backwash from a fat bitch's douche bottle.

you drink it.

[Martaigne]

Rob once got busy in a Burger King bathroom....by himself!

Am I the only one getting the Digital Underground reference?

Oh, and Rob drinks if after RC regurgitates it. (Is it even possible to drink yourself?)

[NocturnalRob]

Martaigne thinks no one gets the obvious reference.

And Martaigne also drinks sloth diarrhea.

[RichardCranium]

NocturnalRobhm

[AnticorRifling]

RC went full retard, went home without a nod.

[NocturnalRob]

Anticor is the lemonparty photographer

[AnticorRifling]

Anticor is the lemonparty photographer

Rob is one of the dudes in that picture I took.

[The Ponzzz]

Anticor lives in Indiana.

Err... Wait...

[NocturnalRob]

Ponzzz is bad at geographic insults

[RichardCranium]

Rob molested a drunk dude in a leprechaun outfit.

[NocturnalRob]

Rob molested a drunk dude in a leprechaun outfit.

Richard looks sexy in a leprechaun outfit

[Ashliana]

NocturnalRob thinks that anyone whom disagrees with him are either stupid or ignorant, and can't possibly have any legitimate basis. Plus, his avatar looks like a mannish version of Alicia Silverstone.

[AnticorRifling]

NocturnalRob thinks that anyone that those whom

Self pwnt

[NocturnalRob]

Ashliana lives in VA

edit: And Anticor thinks that Wu Tang Clan is something to fuck with

[The Ponzzz]

Rob has the clap.

[DCSL]

Rob found out first hand that the girl in his avatar has a tucked back penis. And he liked it.


Bah! Ponzz is Hasslehoff's lovechild with Robin Williams.

[Ashliana]

Self pwnt

Yeah, I know. Internet is being screwy. I noticed it as I hit post (was answering the phone), and site wouldn't load to let me edit it. Boo.

[NocturnalRob]

Rob has the clap.

yeah, got it from your mom. gave it to your dad.


Rob found out first hand that the girl in his avatar has a tucked back penis. And he liked it.

who wouldn't?

DCSL, you clean gloryholes with your tongue.

[NocturnalRob]

Internet is being screwy.

because you live in VA

[The Ponzzz]

Rob has a rimjob mustache.

[Tisket]

Ponzzz has purse dogs.

[Clove]

Tisket can't win the biggest raging cunt title even when she begs for votes.

[CrystalTears]

Raging cunts turn Clove on.

[Sean]

I thought it was festering cunts that turned clove on.

CT just happens to have one ;)

[CrystalTears]

Sean greets people by sniffing their ass like a dog.

[Methais]

CT greets people by sniffing their dog's ass.

[NocturnalRob]

CT greets people by sniffing their dog's ass.

Methais makes pithy comments to point out the shortcomings of others.

[Stanley Burrell]

::incessantly pours trash in double colon-enclosed emote bracketing on the poster above him as he sinuously touches your quivering skin, the billowing folds of his Ranger cloak exposing you to a magical tidal wave of fruitful orgasms, especially with bananas and phallic cucumbers::

[NocturnalRob]

::incessantly pours trash in double colon-enclosed emote bracketing on the poster above him as he sinuously touches your quivering skin, the billowing folds of his Ranger cloak exposing you to a magical tidal wave of fruitful orgasms, especially with bananas and phallic cucumbers::

i just splooged all over my monitor.

and stanley tickles chimp anus with his mustache

[The Ponzzz]

Rob is that chimp.

[NocturnalRob]

Ponzzz is jealous of me and my anal ticklings

[Martaigne]

Rob sucks Stanley's cock for crack. I filmed it and sold it on the internet.

[Clove]

But you only sold an edited version, so you could keep the hottest scenes for your own personal enjoyment.

[Martaigne]

Yes, on those hot, sweaty nights of man-love I spend with you.

[Methais]

Martaigne is Warclaidhm.

[Martaigne]

Methais is Vif/Rocksand/Meticatrixrayahsdlvsmdssocvkjcvnkf.

[CrystalTears]

Martaigne is also Nilandia, since they both love to decorate women's clothing.

[Martaigne]

No, no. I love to decorate women WITHOUT clothing. Big difference. Pearl necklace?

CT is a dirty Cuban. :P

[NocturnalRob]

Martaigne gets speckled like a painter's smock by dirty Cubans

[Asha]

Rob has a secret fetish, rearing girls while they're in a bear suit with a hole in the bum.

[Tea & Strumpets]

Rob has a secret fetish, rearing girls while they're in a bear suit with a hole in the bum.

If I may go off topic for a moment, "rearing girls" made me laugh. You crazy Brits.

[NocturnalRob]

Rob has a secret fetish, rearing girls while they're in a bear suit with a hole in the bum.

i have made no secret of that fetish. that sounds awesome.


If I may go off topic for a moment, "rearing girls" made me laugh. You crazy Brits.

you're the one with the "Tea & Strumpets" handle, you wanna-be limey, bad-teeth having, malodorous, queen-saluting, revolutionary-war-losing, wish-you-were-a-redcoat nonce

[Tea & Strumpets]

Whatever bear fucker.

[NocturnalRob]

Whatever bear fucker.

better than spreading marmalade all over my genitals and fapping to an 82-year-old woman

[Stanley Burrell]

I took my genital marmalade reserved for GGILF porn and switched it with the stuff you put on your toast. You dirty Canadian.

[CrystalTears]

CT is a dirty Cuban. :P
Martaigne sucks at talking trash, since he doesn't know the difference between a dirty cuban and a dirty sanchez. :tongue:

Stanley will suck anything and anyone.

[Drew]

TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES, TITTIES

[Jaimaltz]

Drew wishes he was the girl bending over in his avatar.

[Sean of the Thread]

Since you're a nobody and I've got no history on you I'll just go on your sig.

Jaimaltz pussy smells worse than two dead octopi AND Emislity's drippings on two dudes heads.

If you're not a chick the above still applies. You have a pussy. Your mommy may have called it an inny but it's a pussy you pussy.

[diethx]

Sean2's penis is smaller than Backlash's.

[Sean of the Thread]

Diethx looks like Blacklash.

[Tisket]

Sean2 really believes that the sheep pushing back is considered a form of consent.

[Methais]

Tisket is said sheep.

[Asha]

Methais cries when he masturbates.

[Methais]

SO WHAT!?!?!?!

Drayal went down on Andraste at least once.

[Asha]

URRRP http://members.aol.com/nightdog35/images/smiley_puke2.gif

[Martaigne]

Drayal IS Andraste.

[Apathy]

Martaigne wipes back to front, and watches.

[Methais]

Apathy doesn't wipe.

[Apathy]

And Methais has been begging me for a picture of it for years.

[RichardCranium]

Apathy jerked it to pictures of Rob on a chicks tits.

[CrystalTears]

RichardCranium jerked it just thinking about it.

[RichardCranium]

CT got pegged at worked. As a "yes girl".

[CrystalTears]

That's trash?

[RichardCranium]

By seven male co-workers. At once.

[CrystalTears]

RC is jealous of the yes girl.

[Methais]

This is CT's work desK:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/GamerDump.jpg

[Some Rogue]

Methais was the one holding the camera in the goatse pics.

[Methais]

Some Rogue was the one I was taking pictures of in the goatse pics.

[NocturnalRob]

Some Rogue was the one I was taking pictures of in the goatse pics.

That's Methais' xbox

[Ulkov]

That's rob holding Methais' xbox

[Ulkov]

Ulkov is shitty at trashing on people.

[NocturnalRob]

Ulkov is shitty at trashing on people.

Yes, he is

[Methais]

Rob wants to buy a BJ pearl necklace for himself.

[NocturnalRob]

Methais is too cheap to buy one. He pays the homeless to give them to him.

[TheEschaton]

Rob is a fuckin' redneck!

[NocturnalRob]

TheE insults about as well as he mophandle fights--poorly.

[TheEschaton]

Rob uses a hot female as an avatar because he's insecure about his own boobies.

[CrystalTears]

TheE doesn't like boobies.

[Methais]

CT only like manboobies of the Warclaidhm/Klaive variety.

[Nieninque]

CUNT!

[SHAFT]

CUNT!

You came in last on the boob rankings. Talk to Methais, he set the whole thing up ;)

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You came in last on the boob rankings. Talk to Methais, he set the whole thing up ;)

I heard you tried to get your girlfriend added to the list, but it didn't work because all the chest hair made everyone think it was a pube shot.

[SHAFT]

No, its just my girlfriend is the size of one of your tits, it didn't look right. She's 5'7 too.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'm assuming you meant "boyfriend" all along because only a gay man tries to make "big boobs' sound like a bad thing.

[Sean of the Thread]

I know this is breaking the thread rules BUT I'd like to interject and say that I did not see a single breast that didn't rank 11 on the dial in the boobie thread.

I did have a couple that went to 12 on the dial however... for what it's worth.

[SHAFT]

I'm assuming you meant "boyfriend" all along because only a gay man tries to make "big boobs' sound like a bad thing.

Anyone ever see the movie The Blob?

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x176/shaft4783/lolbrielus.png

Oh my god, there's 2 of em! They learned how to write! We're fucked!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Not being able to identify a breast from a large scary monster is not helping your "I'm not gay" case. I bet you call your "girlfriend's" peen Santa Claus.

[SHAFT]

I did not see a nipple. What breast?

[Sean of the Thread]

.... weak. This is the burn thread ... start the fire SHAFT for fucks sake. Quit dribbling your clap on it to put it out.

[Skeeter]

Sean is only being nice in an attempt to reverse karma. He is also the world's litter box.

[SHAFT]

.... weak. This is the burn thread ... start the fire SHAFT for fucks sake. Quit dribbling your clap on it to put it out.

At least I've had big titties in my face. Write me a PM sometime and I'll tell you all about the many experiences. According to your sig you're used to balls.

[Kitsun]

SHAFT is full of weaksauce, covered in lamejuice! The only titties he's had in his face are HIS OWN.

[Some Rogue]

And Kitsun's mom's, but then, everybody has had that.

[Skeeter]

And Kitsun's mom's, but then, everybody has had that.

The closest Some Rogue has gotten to sex is his avatar.

[diethx]

Everyone but Some Rogue, a gal's gotta set the bar SOMEWHERE.

edit: die Skeeter, hehe

[Some Rogue]

Skeeter uses that name that because he's hung like a mosquito and it stuck.

And I didn't need Shaft's mom to stick them in my face, Diethx did and it was like having an old lady do it.

[diethx]

Some Rogue knows a lot about having old lady tits in his face... his first girlfriend was his grandma.

[Snapp]

Diethx secretly wants to see Back's hands.

[diethx]

Snapp secretly loves the taste of vagina.

[NocturnalRob]

who doesn't?

edit: i mean...diethx is a poop!!

[RichardCranium]

Rob blows goats.

[CrystalTears]

RC likes to watch.

[NocturnalRob]

CT makes me horny in my pants. But I'm mad when she does. Hussy.

[Stretch]

Rob tried to engage my rogue in hot cyb3r action in the East Tower.

Perv

[Drew]

Stretch acquiesced to Rob's cyb3r needs.

[The Ponzzz]

Drew masturbates with pork grease.

[Drew]

Mario masturbates to the webcam of me masturbating with pork grease.

[The Ponzzz]

Drew caught aids in Africa.

[CrystalTears]

Mario caught the bird flu from fucking a flamingo.

[NocturnalRob]

Mario gave it to him

edit: damn you, CT. you rape mallards with a wooden dildo made from St. Helena gumwood saplings.

[BigWorm]

The guy playing the sax in Rob's avatar is his live in love slave.

[Moist Happenings]

Worm's avatar has an ugly ass.

[Stretch]

BigWorm has a small worm. HA HA HA's.

EDIT: And MoistHappenings is a d00dy head.

[CrystalTears]

Stretch knows all about small worms.

[BigWorm]

CT has worms.

[Moist Happenings]

Rainbows: They ARE as gay as you might think.

[RichardCranium]

Moist Happenings. Need I say more?

[Jorddyn]

Moist Happenings. Need I say more?

RichardCranium. Need I say more?

[Methais]

Jorddyn loves the cranium of several Richards at once.

[Moist Happenings]

Methais secretly really is the original goatse guy.

[Methais]

That's not a secret.

[Jorddyn]

.. And Moist Happenings took the picture.

[Tisket]

I could have beat both of you to responding to him but I couldnt get past the icky feeling just typing his handle caused me in order to post in time.

[wood1559]

nice job finally posting your picture on the boob thread.

[Tisket]

Horrible trashing job.

[diethx]

NICE TITS TISKET

[Tisket]

Cunt.

[diethx]

lol

[RichardCranium]

NICE TITS DIETHX

[Tisket]

Need to get in the spirit and insult me dammit.

[CrystalTears]

NICE TITS RICHARD

Edit: damnit Tisket, you fucking ninja bitch!

[Tisket]

I can't stop laughing at "boulder holders" fyi.

[Moist Happenings]

Tisket takes drunken sexy pictures and then sends them out! ...wait that's not trashing..


When Tisket realizes she took drunken sexy pictures and sent them out, she deletes them off of photobucket!

[Tisket]

MH is having delusions.

[Keller]

Tisket wishes he was having them with her.

[Jorddyn]

Keller can't tell the difference between Neff and Tisket.

[Liagala]

Jorddyn wishes she was between Neff and Tisket

[Tisket]

Sooooo cruel. I'm going to work to pout and plot now.

[Jorddyn]

Tisket doesn't understand this thread!

[Moist Happenings]

10-27-2008 ok fine
02:42 AM Tisket


http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/icons/icon1.gif ok fine
Quote:
Pssht. If there were any other fun girl parts that were convenient to photograph and as interesting, I would be interested in seeing those as well. I mean, it's really your prerogative. Surprise me. Love, Neff

That makes so much sense to me! We connect on soooo many levels. I think you are the sexiest man alive. I just shaved for you, and took this picture to send to you. Also, I am going to be thinking about you when I touch myself tonight.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/qblonde1-1.jpg

I was having a very good hair day that day.



* Disclaimer - At least 20% of this PM is actually true. The rest is a dramatic reenactment.


Edit to add: Jorddyn posts too fast, and is there for a stupid dumb head.

[CrystalTears]

Neff can fuck up a wet dream.

(I can't believe you managed to fuck up a fun thread yet again. Kudos, wanker.)

[Moist Happenings]

CT can't take a joke?

(How did I fuck up the thread?)

[RichardCranium]

CT is a sperm burper.

Fuck Neff too, that guy is a jackass.

[CrystalTears]

Richard is a stalker. WTF.

[Moist Happenings]

CT keeps crazy black children locked in her basement for use in future avatars.

[Jorddyn]

Neff is the father.

[Sean of the Thread]

Jorddyn eats black babies like popcorn.

[Methais]

Sean used to be a black baby.

[Parkbandit]

Methais is into seeing guys spread their anus too much.

[Moist Happenings]

Methais wanted to be just like George Michael when he was growing up.

Edit:

Parkbandit is too old to know how to use his internet machine properly.

[Nieninque]

Nothing to see here...

[Parkbandit]

Nieninque is still stalking Neff and it's frightening.

[AnticorRifling]

Too easy, refer to signature.

[Parkbandit]

Anticor takes advantage of old people in a moment of weakness.

[AnticorRifling]

Anticor takes advantage of old people in a moment of weakness.

This is false as old people are always weak.

[Sean of the Thread]

Anticor likes bard penis.

[AnticorRifling]

Sean would like said bard penis if it was in a wheelchair.

[CrystalTears]

Anticor bought a wheelchair.

[Sean of the Thread]

To push you around with Dessedemona at the next player's convention.

[Jorddyn]

To give you a break from that duty.

[CrystalTears]

Jorddyn is posting while doing her duty.

[Moist Happenings]

On CT's chest.

[Keller]

Jorddyn is posting while doing her duty.


CT has some moist happenings writing this.

[CrystalTears]

Dear God I hate you both. I hope you both die in a fire.

:lol:

[AnticorRifling]

Keller doesn't care about black people.

[Jorddyn]

Anticor is so racist he totally ignored CT's post.

[AnticorRifling]

Jorddyn forgets that women aren't people.

[Jorddyn]

... which Anticor believes because it's been so long since he's seen one naked.

[CrystalTears]

.... since Jorddyn

[AnticorRifling]

... which Anticor believes because it's been so long since he's seen one naked.

Only because you got those new curtains.

[CrystalTears]

Anticor proves CT right.

[Daniel]

For the first time ever

[AnticorRifling]

Daniel is the man, and as such has an obligation to hate himself for keeping him down.

[Moist Happenings]

Anticor's post count is compensating for other shortages according to his avatar.

[Jorddyn]

While Neff is failing to compensate, even though he has something to compensate for.

[Moist Happenings]

Jorddyn has seen Neff's penis. Is that not punishment enough?

[AnticorRifling]

While Neff is failing to compensate, even though he has something to compensate for.

Rookie.

Allow me.


Anticor's post count is compensating for other shortages according to his avatar.

While Neff has to use a screen name to compensate for something his partner has to fake.

[Keller]

While Neff is failing to compensate, even though he has something to compensate for.

Anticor is a firm believer that size doesn't matter.

At least that's how he makes it through most days.

[Daniel]

Touche

[AnticorRifling]

Jordynn is a firm believing that size doesn't matter.

She'll take what she can get.

She told me to give her 8 inches and make it hurt so I stuck it in twice and punched her in the face.

[Jorddyn]

And the punch was the highlight.

[Moist Happenings]

While Neff has to use a screen name to compensate for something his partner has to fake.

:rofl:

Okay, that's hilarious. You win the internet.

[Keller]

:rofl:

Okay, that's hilarious. You win the internet.

It's funny because it's true.

[AnticorRifling]

And the punch was the highlight.
Oddly enough it was the highlight for me as well....

[Jorddyn]

You're better than me at this and I have to get back to work, so I'm going to resort to third grade.

Dummy.

[Keller]

Oddly enough it was the highlight for me as well....

So the viagra didn't kick in?

[Daniel]

Keller was upset that PB ignored him.

[AnticorRifling]

So the viagra didn't kick in?
It got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck all night.

[Daniel]

Anticor joined the Marine Corp because he likes to play with little boys.

[AnticorRifling]

Anticor joined the Marine Corp because he likes to play with little boys.

Daniel moved next to a Marine base and pretended to be a little boy.

[CrystalTears]

Daniel was that little boy.

Edit: Damn.

[AnticorRifling]

Pwnt.

[Daniel]

Daniel moved next to a Marine base and pretended to be a little boy.

Incidently, that's where I met your wife.

[AnticorRifling]

Incidently, that's where I met your wife.
I warned her once you go black it'll fuck up your credit, but did she listen? Nooooo. Women.

[Daniel]

Oscar Meyer called. It wants their hotdogs back from your neck.

[Drisco]

You're black... nuff said.

[Keller]

You're black... nuff said.

You're from the same country as Xcalibur and xtc.

[Daniel]

You're black... nuff said.

Yea. but I'm half white. So I get to have a big penis and good credit. Now we're the president!!!

Pwnt.

[NocturnalRob]

yeah, but you're still black

[Drisco]

Yea. but I'm half white. So I get to have a big penis and good credit. Now we're the president!!!

Pwnt.

Or... You have a smaller penis and bad credit.



I don't know what to say about Rob above me.... You're a loser. HA mother fucker.

[Jorddyn]

You're worse than me at this.

[CrystalTears]

Jorddyn has other things she's worse at. She cries at night because of it.

[Moist Happenings]

Jorddyn tried to train her dog to use the same whip Dogbert has in her avatar on her. Kinky.

Edit: And I saw CT in a Santa outfit offering blowjobs for cigarettes the other day outside Sam's Club.

[Jorddyn]

... which is markedly less disturbing than what Neff does with his dogs. That's not at all what baby oil or battery cables were designed for.

[CrystalTears]

Jorddyn uses the battery cables and baby oil on her own nipples.

[Jorddyn]

CT likes to watch.

[Keller]

Jorddyn has wet dreams about section 751(a) assets.

[Jorddyn]

Keller knows what those are without having to Google them. OMG nerd!

[Keller]

(you didn't get my tax humor: 751(a) assets are colloquially referred to as hot assets)

[Jorddyn]

(you didn't get my tax humor: 751(a) assets are colloquially referred to as hot assets)

(I did, but I was mocking you - c'mon, read the title of the thread)

[Sean of the Thread]

Yeah like your dumbass knew what 751(a) meant. STOOOPID!


:P

[BigWorm]

Yeah like your dumbass knew what 751(a) meant. STOOOPID!


:P

She may have taken your dignity, but at least she left your computer!

[Sean of the Thread]

Your name being "Bigworm" says it all about your dignity.

Lil' man.

[BigWorm]

Aren't you about due for an arrest?

[Sean of the Thread]

I haven't been charged for attempted murder in over 15 years.

Why are you interested lil man?

[Moist Happenings]

Your avatar's real name is MARION.

That's your new name. MARION.