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ClydeR
08-01-2008, 10:35 AM
:sigh: It looks like the liberal media has decided to distract everybody today with another nonissue. This time they are attacking McCain because of his opposition to ultimate fighting.


Yes, ultimate fighting--that no-holds-barred hybrid of boxing, wrestling, and martial arts immortalized in the hit movie Fight Club. Ultimate fighting sprang up in the early 1990s with a flurry of neck chops, spleen blows, and roundhouses to the face. Goldman, a longtime sports commentator, was an early fan and evangelist; McCain was an early and vociferous critic. He condemned the sport as "human cockfighting," leaned on cable companies not to televise it, and sought to ban it nationwide. "It's an abuse of power story!" fumes Goldman. "The vehemence of McCain's position had no rational explanation."

Even less passionate observers agree that McCain was obsessed. A decade ago, Slate editor David Plotz interviewed McCain at his Senate office. McCain loves boxing, and Plotz politely challenged his belief in that sport's moral superiority to ultimate fighting, noting that boxers can be killed and often retire with severe brain damage. "At that point," Plotz recalls, "he said, 'If you can't see the moral distinction, then we have nothing left to talk about,'" and abruptly stalked out.

More... (http://www.tnr.com/politics/story.html?id=8adb26e1-5e0b-48f7-9587-55d3cf9a365f&p=1)

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
08-01-2008, 10:57 AM
I -so- had something else in mind when I clicked onto this thread... yet I'm quite relieved I was wrong. I bet Backlash will feel the same level of disappointment for a completely difference reason.

crb
08-01-2008, 12:42 PM
I -so- had something else in mind when I clicked onto this thread... yet I'm quite relieved I was wrong. I bet Backlash will feel the same level of disappointment for a completely difference reason.
Ya me too, putting the title and OP together I figured it was going to be some homosexuals are destroying society thing.

Sylvan Dreams
08-01-2008, 02:14 PM
I thought it would be a link to a video of two guys having a sword fight with their weiners.

I am disappointed.

CrystalTears
08-01-2008, 03:48 PM
I thought it would be a link to a video of two guys having a sword fight with their weiners.

I am disappointed.
We need to find a way to make this happen now because I thought the same thing as well.

Methais
08-01-2008, 03:57 PM
We need to find a way to make this happen now because I thought the same thing as well.

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/monkey-sword-fight-demotivational-poster.jpg

Best I can do for ya. But if you look up DICK SWORDFIGHT, the 4th result is apparently someone injecting shit into their cock.

/facepalm

Fallen
08-01-2008, 04:04 PM
Fuck McCain on this one. MMA FTW.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-01-2008, 04:09 PM
I thought it would be a link to a video of two guys having a sword fight with their weiners.

I am disappointed.

Me too.


And the following link is totally not work-safe.
http://tinyurl.com/bt6fc

Borismere
08-01-2008, 04:29 PM
I actually love MMA way better then boxing. Although, I really don't understand why McCain is so god darn opposed to MMA if he likes boxing. Boxing is pretty damn close to MMA, just in MMA you can use feet and grappling and pretty much everything except hitting the groin. He might just be jealous because MMA is like ten times cooler then boxing.

Renian
08-01-2008, 04:35 PM
As a mixed martial artist myself, this is actually another reason for me not to vote for McCain.

Not a HUGE reason, not an omg!!!! reason, but a reason.

Clove
08-01-2008, 04:39 PM
We need to find a way to make this happen now because I thought the same thing as well.Well... you know how in greyhound racing they chase the bunny? If you want to see cock-fighting you're going to have to provide some... stimulant.

Ashliana
08-01-2008, 04:45 PM
As others stated, this wasn't nearly as hot as it sounded. Disappointing.

Latrinsorm
08-01-2008, 05:08 PM
If I had to guess I'd say he's concerned about all the post-knockout "the ref hasn't stopped me yet so I'm going to punch this guy in the head another 5-6 times" fights.

Also, bonobos cock fight Tarzan-style. It really seems like a bad idea to me, but maybe bonobos are big-time masochists or something.

Tisket
08-01-2008, 05:10 PM
Also, bonobos cock fight Tarzan-style. It really seems like a bad idea to me, but maybe bonobos are big-time masochists or something.

lol babe, you sound more and more like Stanley every day.