Dear Ashliana- [Archive] - The Gemstone IV Players' Corner

Parkbandit

07-21-2008, 03:02 PM

I miss you. Come back. Don't listen to them. They don't know the entertainment you bring to me.

What will it take to get you back to the way you were prior to my vacation!?

PS - I think Snapp is a bastard for locking that thread AND taking the last word.

NocturnalRob

07-21-2008, 03:05 PM

PB...why?

diethx

07-21-2008, 03:06 PM

STFU PB, you douchebag.

Parkbandit

07-21-2008, 03:09 PM

You haters can all just fuck off! You don't hold a CANDLE to the entertainment value that Ashliana gives me!

We need to start a bring back Ashliana telethon today!

Tisket

07-21-2008, 03:09 PM

I don't believe she's gone. She created a new account and is just biding her time.

diethx

07-21-2008, 03:10 PM

She sent me a PM today. That's fine though, I can just delete those upon receipt. Much easier to ignore than massive amounts of spam posts.

Tisket

07-21-2008, 03:11 PM

It's like the very ending of a horror movie, where you think the bad guy is dead then BOOM he's there with a knife just as the credits roll.

Parkbandit

07-21-2008, 03:12 PM

I don't believe she's gone. She created a new account and is just biding her time.

In reading over Ashliana's final words.. it's clear YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF HER LEAVING!

TISKET, YOU ARE ON NOTICE AND ON MY SHITLIST!

Tisket

07-21-2008, 03:12 PM

HAHAHA she sent me this just now:

I am gone in the sense that I'm not posting. But I continue to read. Believe me, not posting is a small price to pay in exchange for your promise on your mother's grave.

Guess she doesn't get that I had no plans to ever have more children anyway. What an idiot.

Stanley Burrell

07-21-2008, 03:12 PM

I miss Mint. And Weedmage.

And Barumples. Still can't believe he isn't here anymore.

diethx

07-21-2008, 03:13 PM

It's like the very ending of a horror movie, where you think the bad guy is dead then BOOM he's there with a knife just as the credits roll.

Ahaha. Except in this case it's a psycho bitch with a keyboard.

In reading over Ashliana's final words.. it's clear YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF HER LEAVING!

TISKET, YOU ARE ON NOTICE AND ON MY SHITLIST!

http://www.about-seattlewa.com/wp-content/uploads/OH_NOES.jpg

Tisket

07-21-2008, 03:14 PM

In reading over Ashliana's final words.. it's clear YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF HER LEAVING!

TISKET, YOU ARE ON NOTICE AND ON MY SHITLIST!

lmao I'll struggle to carry on under the burden of your hate. It was so worth it.

Gan

07-21-2008, 03:50 PM

:rofl:

Thats what you get for taking a 2 week vacation, you old fucker.

Next time - take your laptop.

Some Rogue

07-21-2008, 04:28 PM

:rofl:

Thats what you get for taking a 2 week vacation, you old fucker.

Next time - take your laptop.

It would take him the whole 2 weeks to figure out how to get internet access and log back in.

Parkbandit

07-21-2008, 04:53 PM

It would take him the whole 2 weeks to figure out how to get internet access and log back in.

FU!

And yea.. next time I cruise, I'm taking it. Although, I do have to admit, it was nice to be completely unconnected for a week.

Mistomeer

07-21-2008, 06:22 PM

I miss Mint. And Weedmage.

And Barumples. Still can't believe he isn't here anymore.

They all left after someone spammed the forums with tubgirl pics.

Stanley Burrell

07-21-2008, 07:08 PM

They all left after someone spammed the forums with tubgirl pics.

Rugged busdrivers and hardcore Yankee fans don't faint over the sight of a tubgirl depiction.

Barumples on the other hand passed away IRL. Huge mess, still. I really miss the guy. R.I.P. I love you, brother.

Clove

07-22-2008, 03:39 PM

HAHAHA she sent me this just now:

Guess she doesn't get that I had no plans to ever have more children anyway. What an idiot.But you can still practice...

Tisket

07-22-2008, 03:39 PM

But you can still practice...

Often and enthusiastically.

Renian

07-22-2008, 03:40 PM

They all left after someone spammed the forums with tubgirl pics.

Pics or it didn't happen.

...Wait...

Parkbandit

07-22-2008, 04:22 PM

With Tisket obviously being all knocked up... I'll be the first to say:

Welcome back Ashliana!

Tisket

07-22-2008, 04:25 PM

lol I was going to pm a pic of my pregnant tummy from a few years ago to PB just to get his hopes up but I realized that would be cruel.

CrystalTears

07-22-2008, 04:51 PM

lol I was going to pm a pic of my pregnant tummy from a few years ago to PB just to get his hopes up but I realized that would be cruel.
You stopped yourself from being cruel to PB?

I don't even know you anymore.

Some Rogue

07-22-2008, 04:59 PM

PB is into the preggo porn fyi. You probably would have given him a heart attack or at the very least, a hand cramp.

Nieninque

07-22-2008, 05:04 PM

You stopped yourself from being cruel to PB?

I don't even know you anymore.

Exactly...what the fuck is that about?

Oh yeah...charity. (http://www.ageconcern.org.uk/AgeConcern/default.asp)

Parkbandit

07-22-2008, 05:29 PM

lol I was going to pm a pic of my pregnant tummy from a few years ago to PB just to get his hopes up but I realized that would be cruel.

WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE!?

I thought the reason Ashliana wasn't posting here anymore was that you promised to never procreate... AND YET YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE SO!?

I think the deal should be considered null and void.

CrystalTears

07-22-2008, 05:31 PM

PB, you so need to be stabbed in the face. Quit provoking her!

Clove

07-22-2008, 05:49 PM

You're just going to have to satisfy yourself with Daniel, PB.

Daniel

07-22-2008, 05:51 PM

You're just going to have to satisfy yourself with Daniel, PB.

I feel dirty

Gan

07-22-2008, 05:51 PM

Mark. My. Words.

She'll be back.

Gan

07-22-2008, 05:52 PM

You're just going to have to satisfy yourself with Daniel, PB.

I feel dirty

You might need a clean towel and a handy wipe...

Parkbandit

07-22-2008, 05:56 PM

You're just going to have to satisfy yourself with Daniel, PB.

Eh.. I lose interest with Daniel. I mean, how many times can I call him out for just making shit up?

Ashliana was a real breath of fresh air around here.

I miss her :(

Gan

07-22-2008, 06:05 PM

Eh.. I lose interest with Daniel. I mean, how many times can I call him out for just making shit up?

Ashliana was a real breath of fresh air around here.

I miss her :(

Yes, her artful use of hyperbole, her original and creative innuendo, and we must not forget the ever shifting point arguments or the lightning incessant argumentative splinter post responses! Shit, how on earth did we survive around here without it? It was like WB, Tsa'ah, Backlash, and Ilvane had a love child derived from a weekend long trist of butt sexorz - and thence came Ashliana.

Its like we're in a black hole (ZOMG RACIST!!!) trying to swim the void left by Ashliana's passing.

WB should write a poem (since he likes to wax poetic). Ode to Ashliana.

I KNOW! We could all get together and write one. Each poster is responsible for writing a line or two. I'll start.

ODE TO ASHLIANA:
Ashliana, Oh Ashliana, witherist did thou flee?
Did your PC efforts exacerbate a chronic malady?

Parkbandit

07-22-2008, 06:07 PM

I barely even read the political folder now..

I KNEW you fuckers were going to run her off!!

Latrinsorm

07-22-2008, 08:41 PM

Its like we're in a black holeIf we were in a black hole we could move as freely in time as we do in mundane space, so PB could easily* go back in time and engage with Ashliana to his heart's content.

*Matters of bodily integrity aside.

Nerdy emoticon go! :fyi:

Tisket

07-23-2008, 02:02 AM

WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE!?

I thought the reason Ashliana wasn't posting here anymore was that you promised to never procreate... AND YET YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE SO!?

FUTURE children. I've never made a secret that I am already a parent. Not my fault she couldn't pull her head out of her ass and check her facts before offering the deal!

You stopped yourself from being cruel to PB?

I don't even know you anymore.

You are right. My bad. Here:

5 weeks:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/5weeks.jpg
16 weeks:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/16weeks.jpg

And my perspective:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/prego.jpg

It's too bad that these were taken a few YEARS ago. HAHAHAHAHA. Poor PB.

Stanley Burrell

07-23-2008, 02:25 AM

You are the NINJA MASTER of midriff picture taking :thumbup:

radamanthys

07-23-2008, 03:12 AM

I enjoy life devoid of Ashliana. I found her lack of faith... disturbing.

Tisket

07-23-2008, 03:15 AM

You are the NINJA MASTER of midriff picture taking :thumbup:

Run for your lives! It will destroy us all!

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/40weeks.jpg

(and yet, still sadly lacking in boobs. I hate god)

Clove

07-23-2008, 08:24 AM

Preggie chicks are hott.

Daniel

07-23-2008, 09:01 AM

Eh.. I lose interest with Daniel. I mean, how many times can I call him out for just making shit up?

Ashliana was a real breath of fresh air around here.

I miss her :(

:rofl:

I don't know whats better: The fact that you believe this or the sheer amount of irony contained within it.

Parkbandit

07-23-2008, 09:33 AM

:rofl:

I don't know whats better: The fact that you believe this or the sheer amount of irony contained within it.

I do know what's better: The fact that you don't realize how often you simply make shit up and pass it along as fact. It's the one constant source of entertainment I get from you.

Clove

07-23-2008, 09:35 AM

I do know what's better: The fact that you don't realize how often you simply make shit up and pass it along as fact. It's the one constant source of entertainment I get from you.You see? You don't really need Ashliana.