Barack Obama - Rock Star

[Latrinsorm]

On Thursday, August 28th, Barack Obama is scheduled to formally accept the Democratic nomination in a speech at the convention hall in front of the assembled delegates.

Instead, Barack will leave the convention hall and join more than 75,000 people for a huge, free, open-air event where he will deliver his acceptance speech to the American people.

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Old white men grumbling sullenly behind tight, awkward smiles - I know who I'm voting for!!!

[Stanley Burrell]

Maybe he can combine Antichrist and Rock Star status so as to get jiggy with ...

Ozzie?

That whole sentence was an abomination, much like my dirty whore of a mother.

[ClydeR]

What if it rains?

[bluesmith]

What if it rains fire, ClydeR?

[Latrinsorm]

Wormwood isn't scheduled until November, obviously. Anything else falling from the LORD's heavens is trivial.

[bluesmith]

Cool. It would really be a shame if astronomical anomalies disrailed the Obamarama.

Can't wait for 1/20/09....

[Martaigne]

That whole sentence was an abomination, much like my dirty whore of a mother.

Tell her I said "hi", by the way.

[crb]

On Thursday, August 28th, Barack Obama is scheduled to formally accept the Democratic nomination in a speech at the convention hall in front of the assembled delegates.

Instead, Barack will leave the convention hall and join more than 75,000 people for a huge, free, open-air event where he will deliver his acceptance speech to the American people.

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Old white men grumbling sullenly behind tight, awkward smiles - I know who I'm voting for!!!
You're voting for him because of the size of his venue?

Superficial much?

[Warriorbird]

That's totally the reason.

[Latrinsorm]

You're voting for him because of the size of his venue?

Superficial much?I think it might have more to do with the sentence where I said why I was voting for him. (Hint: there were three sentences in the post, and you've missed one so far.)

[Nieninque]

I think it might have more to do with the sentence where I said why I was voting for him. (Hint: there were three sentences in the post, and you've missed one so far.)

Is it something to do with stripy socks?

[AnticorRifling]

Why does it matter where he accepts the nomination so long as he does?

[Mabus]

Why does it matter where he accepts the nomination so long as he does?
I just hope they have cotton candy and three rings to go with the clowns!

[Some Rogue]

I just hope they have cotton candy and three rings to go with the clowns!

So you're going to be on hand with ClydeR and Lucas?

[Gan]

I think Denver is the perfect place to hold it.

Thin air and all.

(glad I moved away from Denver)

[Latrinsorm]

Is it something to do with stripy socks?I have developed a mild distaste for summer - it has proven difficult to wear my awesome socks. :(
Why does it matter where he accepts the nomination so long as he does?The symbolism, for one: surorunded by the People rather than politicians and associated hangers-on.

[crb]

I sure hope we elect a president who is good at symbolism.

[Mabus]

So you're going to be on hand with ClydeR and Lucas?
If I went to Denver for the "event" I would do so as a DNC protester. I would speak to the stealing of delegates from Michigan by the Rules and Bylaws Committee.

I wonder how the security will be handled for the event. Will they force people to protest far away from the cameras, as GW's forces often did? Will cardboard, or cloth, banners and signs be allowed into the event? Will Denver be the new Chicago? How gestapo will the police and security forces get on people?

Interesting times.

[ClydeR]

What if it rains?

Following my suggestion, Focus on the Family is calling on everybody to pray for an unforcasted torrential downpour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztO8wZz029Y) two minutes before Obama is to be begin speaking. The reason is to save unborn babies and the sanctity of marriage.

[TheEschaton]

lol. ClydeR always makes me laugh.

[Stanley Burrell]

Tell her I said "hi", by the way.

She says you are #1 customer in all of glorious nation of Kazakhstan.

[Khariz]

lol. ClydeR always makes me laugh.

Me too...but seriously...is he serious? I mean...is laughing with us, or are we laughing at him?

[Jorddyn]

So by praying, they're asking for divine intervention? Why not ask for something that can be proven to be divine instead of something that happens regularly? Like an unforcasted torrential downpour of M&Ms?

Or, in keeping with the unborn babies and marriage thing, an unforcasted downpour of babies and rose bouquets? Ok, maybe trampolines and then babies. Just to keep them safe.

But they won't do that.

And if one raindrop falls within 100 miles, they'll declare success.

[Audriana]

You're voting for him because of the size of his venue?

Superficial much?

venue? no... Penis? yes... Once you go half kenyan, half white harvard graudate senator running for president... you can't get credit... Or walk properly...

[Khariz]

venue? no... Penis? yes... Once you go half kenyan, half white harvard graudate senator running for president... you can't get credit... Or walk properly...

:rofl:

I love the prospect of voting for president based on penis size.

[Stanley Burrell]

Me too...but seriously...is he serious? I mean...is laughing with us, or are we laughing at him?

I've been observing his posting style too much and can say, with utmost confidence, that he is absolutely yanking chains, pulling string, rattling cages.

And, sadly, amusing me.

[Khariz]

I've been observing his posting style too much and can say, with utmost confidence, that he is absolutely yanking chains, pulling string, rattling cages.

And, sadly, amusing me.

Good to hear. I haven't been analyzing them to decide if I thought he was kidding or not.

[Gan]

Following my suggestion, Focus on the Family is calling on everybody to pray for an unforcasted torrential downpour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztO8wZz029Y) two minutes before Obama is to be begin speaking. The reason is to save unborn babies and the sanctity of marriage.

If there is a God, then this will happen... if God loves babies.

[Snapp]

Me too...but seriously...is he serious? I mean...is laughing with us, or are we laughing at him?

He's gotta be laughing with us. No one who would post on this board regularly could possibly think like he supposedly does. His posts are pretty damn funny though, regardless.