Parkbandit
06-17-2008, 07:41 PM
It's a year or two old.. but just got it today via email and is still funny.
Subject: Fw: Dear Abby
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows
that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago,
he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise
around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and
even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed: Clueless
__________________________________________________ ____
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore!
You're a Senator from New York running for President of the United States.
Act like one!
Subject: Fw: Dear Abby
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows
that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago,
he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise
around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and
even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed: Clueless
__________________________________________________ ____
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore!
You're a Senator from New York running for President of the United States.
Act like one!