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ClydeR
03-28-2008, 01:56 PM
Chuck Norris is a talented and respected political writer in addition to being an actor and former celebrity endorser of Mike Huckabee. His new column at Townhall.com (http://townhall.com/columnists/ChuckNorris/2008/03/25/guns,_god_and_gays?page=full) tackles three important problems.


Guns, God and Gays
By Chuck Norris
Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Reading the news this past week, one easily could conclude we have lost our minds, as well as any remaining connection with our Founding Fathers. There were three stories that thrice prove we are heading down three wrong roads.

First, there was the Supreme Court's wrangling with the Second Amendment. Should it allow private citizens or only public servants ("state militias") "to keep and bear Arms"?

Is someone joking? Could 27 words be any clearer?! "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

Just because Washington, D.C., has a pistol problem (with their ban on handguns), the court shouldn't penalize the rest of the country by resetting the national precedent based upon a biased constitutional interpretation. The Bill of Rights either encompasses the privileges of every citizen in every amendment or none at all. Back then, even other contemporaneous state gun laws aligned with that federal measure.


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I also was saddened this past week to read about the comic in the University of Virginia's pre-Holy Week, school-sanctioned student newspaper. The Cavalier Daily published a cartoon that pictured a naked man -- smoking a cigarette in bed -- with a woman in her underwear, who asks, "Come on God, be honest -- Did you really get a vasectomy? I can't let Joseph find out about this." The man, who now is revealed as God, replies, "Well, Mary, you're f---ed."

How abhorring it is when the freedom of the press is abused to demean the biblical God and the most sacred couple in Christendom, especially right before Easter. If the cartoon depicted Allah or Muhammad, there undoubtedly would have been a national decry of bigotry. Yet it seems in vogue to disgrace Christianity, and so it was brushed under the rug of contempt and barely highlighted by any news agency.


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Lastly, I was appalled when I read the American Family Association report that Friday, April 25, "several thousand schools across the nation will be observing 'Day of Silence (DOS).' DOS is a nationwide push to promote the homosexual lifestyle in public schools. … DOS is sponsored by an activist homosexual group, the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network."

Is encouraging or teaching about homosexuality what our Founders expected for the public education system they started? Even the most liberal among them opposed it. For example, Thomas Jefferson drafted a bill concerning the criminal laws of Virginia, in which he proposed that the penalty for sexual deviance should be unique corporal punishment.


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To each of the social dilemmas in these three news stories (regarding guns, God and gays), a remedy can be found by turning back the clocks of time and consulting our Founding Fathers. They started this great experiment we call America. It seems to me their wisdom is still fit to guide us. It is, after all, upon their greatest work that public servants are called to fulfill their oath of office: "I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States …"

I want to go on record right now to predict that Chuck Norris' columns and books are going to grow in popularity.

TheEschaton
03-28-2008, 02:29 PM
Is someone joking? Could 27 words be any clearer?! "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."


I agree, those words are pretty clear. It's a right, preceded by the reason for the right. The right seems to not exist outside the reason.


See what I did there? Huh? Huh?

Oh, and homosexuality isn't sexual deviancy, since it's been around much longer than Christianity.

-TheE-

Warriorbird
03-28-2008, 02:29 PM
Comedy gold. ClydeR's like the Chuck Norris lever on Conan O'Brien.

Drew
03-28-2008, 02:55 PM
BacklashR.

Celephais
03-28-2008, 02:57 PM
As kind of an aside, why do people always go back to the founding fathers? Sure, their intention is important to interpret their own words, but I think it's pretty safe to say things have changed dramatically since then, and their views of acceptance and peace would change along side it, so we need to inteperet their words based on the context, and adjust accordingly.

Oh, anyone else watching "John Adams"? Fucking fantastic.

Kembal
03-28-2008, 03:01 PM
Oh, anyone else watching "John Adams"? Fucking fantastic.

I am saddened that I do not have HBO for this.

Celephais
03-28-2008, 03:03 PM
I am saddened that I do not have HBO for this.
I don't have HBO either, but I was at my rents for easter and caught up... as sad as it sounds I'm actually thinking about spending my Sunday their just to catch up again.

That or I'm going to need to get HBO/pirate.

Drew
03-28-2008, 03:16 PM
I DLed John Adams, I'm quite enjoying it.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
03-28-2008, 06:31 PM
George Carlin said it best... We have absolutely no god-given rights. Not as citizens of this, or any other country. We simply have priveleges, given to use to both maintain control, and keep us content. If there were any true god-given rights in life, nobody would starve, nor would they sleep on the street in the middle of January.

Nonetheless, I'm all for holding up the Bill of Rights, aswell as the ammendments, simply because that's what America stands for. Without the Bill of Rights, we'd surely have something else in its place, but who truly knows what that would be? I'd rather not find out.

ClydeR
03-31-2008, 01:21 PM
George Carlin said it best... We have absolutely no god-given rights. Not as citizens of this, or any other country. We simply have priveleges, given to use to both maintain control, and keep us content. If there were any true god-given rights in life, nobody would starve, nor would they sleep on the street in the middle of January.

Nonetheless, I'm all for holding up the Bill of Rights, aswell as the ammendments, simply because that's what America stands for. Without the Bill of Rights, we'd surely have something else in its place, but who truly knows what that would be? I'd rather not find out.

This country was founded on the principle that we do have God-given rights. "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

President Bush said it best when he talked about America's values when he was explaining why we had to go to Iraq in 2003. The President said,


We will free people. This great, powerful nation is motivated not by power for power's sake, but because of our values. If everybody matters, if every life counts, then we should hope everybody has the great God's gift of freedom. We go into Iraq to disarm the country. We will also go in to make sure that those who are hungry are fed, those who need health care will have health care, those youngsters who need education will get education. But most of all, we will uphold our values. And the biggest value we hold dear is the value of freedom. (Thunderous applause.) As I said last night, freedom and liberty, they are not America's gifts to the world. They are God's gift to humanity. We hold that thought dear to our hearts.