U.S.: 'Demonic' militants sent women to bomb markets in Iraq

[Gan]

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Two mentally disabled women were strapped with explosives Friday and sent into busy Baghdad markets, where they were blown up by remote control, a top Iraqi government official said.

The bombs killed at least 98 people and wounded more than 200 at two popular pet markets on the holiest day of the week for Muslims, authorities said.

In both bombings, the attackers were mentally disabled women whose explosive belts were remotely detonated, Gen. Qasim Atta, spokesman for Baghdad's security plan, told state television.

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/02/01/iraq.main/index.html
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Thats just fucked up. On so many levels.

[Bobmuhthol]

I read that article only because my CNN box on Google said "Mentally disabled women blown up."

[Stanley Burrell]

Pretty sure anyone with the sudden urge to self-explode expresses some form or another of mental handicap.

CNN says they were used like remote control retards, essentially.

[Asha]

Sooo bad. Soo fucked up.

[Arkans]

FUCKING PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111oneoneoneone

- Arkans

[Clove]

Wow.

[radamanthys]

Beware Robotard.

[Gan]

FUCKING PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111oneoneoneone

- Arkans

Now I know you're Arkans.

[Celephais]

For some reason this article made me think of what would happen if TheE and Stan got together...

[Clove]

For some reason this article made me think of what would happen if TheE and Stan got together...

Look man... you're scaring me now. They both live WAY TOO CLOSE TO US.

[TheEschaton]

I'm pretty sure Stan and I together would spell the doom of many a fine East Coast lady.

[Warriorbird]

I'm thinking....

genetically engineered roly poly Indians with massive staches...

[TheEschaton]

Actually, seriously, y'all do live kinda close. We should party sometime.

[Parkbandit]

I'm pretty sure Stan and I together would spell the doom of many a fine East Coast lady.


LOL.. are East Coast Ladies that desperate?

[TheEschaton]

I'm just that much of a lady killer. I'd counteract Stanley. As it is I beat them off with my 10 foot stick, ooooooh!

-TheE-

[Parkbandit]

If you were that good looking.. we would have seen your picture in People.. because to counteract Stainley.. you would have to be a god. How do you counteract the whole "Wanna come home with me to my Parent's?" pickup line?

[TheEschaton]

"Wanna come back to my apartment in Fenway overlooking the ballpark?" works pretty well for me.

Edit: It of course, do not overlook the ballpark. You can see the ballpark, but we're on the other side of the Green Monster, can't see in. :( But the ladies don't need to know that. :)

[CrystalTears]

LOL.. are East Coast Ladies that desperate?
Not in the least bit.

[Clove]

Actually, seriously, y'all do live kinda close. We should party sometime.

Shore, but you're in charge of keeping Stanley's muzzle secure. I don't want him gnawing on the furniture.

[Stanley Burrell]

My mustache shall destroy the entire Eastern seaboard along with CrystalTear's cock.

As in, I'll be kneeling like her bitch. But s'cool.

March on my brothers, sisters, and in-betweens.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<"Wanna come back to my apartment in Fenway overlooking the ballpark?" works pretty well for me.>>

I stick to my tried and true method: "Wanna suck a dick?" I think my success rate is something like 84%.

[TheEschaton]

I am obviously not as big a baller as Bob, though.

[Clove]

I'm thinking....

genetically engineered roly poly Indians with massive staches...

Great... now I'm gonna have THAT in my head.

[Clove]

<<"Wanna come back to my apartment in Fenway overlooking the ballpark?" works pretty well for me.>>

I stick to my tried and true method: "Wanna suck a dick?" I think my success rate is something like 84%.

Yeah but what's your success rate with the women? Natch!

[Stanley Burrell]

Great... now I'm gonna have THAT in my head.

ph34r TheE's stach:

http://lh3.google.ca/abramsv/R4CgDkKUhzI/AAAAAAAAChk/3F1TJl3UYPY/s800/2047691477_b2bc46712e_o.jpg

http://students.ou.edu/F/Todd.D.Fagin-1/zappa.jpg

And mine. Lumpy Gravy, phase one, activatzorz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111one.

[Celephais]

Actually, seriously, y'all do live kinda close. We should party sometime.


Shore, but you're in charge of keeping Stanley's muzzle secure. I don't want him gnawing on the furniture.
Oh man, east coast PC-CON!!!

<<"Wanna come back to my apartment in Fenway overlooking the ballpark?" works pretty well for me.>>

I stick to my tried and true method: "Wanna suck a dick?" I think my success rate is something like 84%.
What's your mom's excuse the other 16% of the time?


Yeah but what's your success rate with the women? Natch!
(shit... sorta beat me to it)

[Stanley Burrell]

Oh. At least 5 stars, now.

[Bobmuhthol]

:(

[BigWorm]

oh god i accidentally hit switch to men and now it won't go back

You really should have thought before posting that

[Bobmuhthol]

I was young and confused, damnit.

[Parkbandit]

I stick to my tried and true method: "Wanna suck a dick?" I think my success rate is something like 84%.


So, the other 16%.. what happened.. you got cum in your hair?

[Bobmuhthol]

It sucks that the previous responses were funnier and actually made sense.

[Parkbandit]

It sucks that the previous responses were funnier and actually made sense.

Speaking of you sucking.. how's your gag reflex?

[Bobmuhthol]

We weren't speaking of me sucking...?

[Hulkein]

Who do you gotta fuck around here to get a blowjob?

[bluesmith]

Back to topic, it's looking like Iraqi claims that there women were mentally retarded cannot be confirmed. Blown up by remote is still a possibility, however.

Probably just local spin since it would be in their interest to suppress the idea that there are willing female suicide bombers out there. Hopefully this fact will get corrected in the mainstream US press as well.

[sst]

or... you're in a third world country full of people who do nothing but lie all the time and you can never really trust much that they say at face value..

[Lucas]

This is what we do. There are these guys called soldiers. Yeah, you get them on a plane or a big boat and you send them back home to the U.S. Then if terrorists strike we drop a tactical nuke on a Iraqi city killing millions of civilians including terrorists. I think if they realize how insane America is they'll just be too afraid to attack us. Fight fire with fire.


Of course, the world will then disown us. And everyone will hate us more then the intense hate they hate us with now.

[Warriorbird]

Or... alternately we could've gone after Bin Laden to begin with and actually gotten some resolution.

[Parkbandit]

I'm just that much of a lady killer. I'd counteract Stanley. As it is I beat them off with my 10 foot stick, ooooooh!

-TheE-


HAHAHAHAAhahaha....

Sorry, I just saw your picture... and you are FAR from a lady killer.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/profile2.jpg

[Hulkein]

PB, have you ever posted your pic?

[Parkbandit]

Probably once or twice.

Why?

[Warriorbird]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2013/1592959098_819d95bab2_o.jpg

Parkbandit and his cat.

[Parkbandit]

I dislike cats. Try again!

[Hulkein]

Probably once or twice.

Why?

Because people who take shots at others who have posted a picture without ever posting on themselves are usually just doing so to make themselves feel better.

TheE isn't being like SeanyDigital and seriously acting like he is the best looking guy on the board. That's the only time to really rip on someone for their looks, imo.

[Warriorbird]

Parkbandit (without his wife's cat.)

http://inverted-world.com/images/archie.jpg

Parkbandit and Backlash

http://budz.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/dr_strangelove.jpg

[Gan]

This thread just went to 5 stars.

lol

[Parkbandit]

Because people who take shots at others who have posted a picture without ever posting on themselves are usually just doing so to make themselves feel better.

TheE isn't being like SeanyDigital and seriously acting like he is the best looking guy on the board. That's the only time to really rip on someone for their looks, imo.

Bullshit. What is the reason anyone posts a picture of themselves ON the internet to begin with? Sorry.. once you do that, you open yourself up to any criticism of said picture. I knew that when I posted my pic.. I'm sure even TheE knew it posting his.

[Hulkein]

You definitely open yourself up to criticism by doing so. That doesn't really mean you would expect criticism to come when you are joking around, though.

[Gan]

Amazing that you're so confident that he was 100% joking.

[Hulkein]

Why is it amazing? When people say they have to beat women off with '10-foot sticks' it is usually indicative of a joking tone.

It might be slightly presumptuous of me but it is definitely not amazing.

[Gan]

To each (interpretation) their own.

I guess I just remember more of what he's posted than you do.

[TheEschaton]

LOL, of course I was joking, why would I think Stan and I were lady killers?

Luckily, how I feel about myself isn't tied up by what PB thinks of me, otherwise I woulda killed myself a long time ago. ;)

-TheE-

[Gan]

Remember, its down the road, not across the street.

[Stanley Burrell]

None can fathom the poon I receive once I finally catch up to my victims with a chloroform rag soaked in roofies.

[Parkbandit]

None can fathom the poon I receive once I finally catch up to my victims with a chloroform rag soaked in roofies.


That is probably your only alternative.

[Daniel]

To each (interpretation) their own.

I guess I just remember more of what he's posted than you do.

Come on guys. Nooses don't neccessary infer the lynching of black people, and TheE was obviously saying he had a 10 foot pole. FOR REALZ.

[Lucas]

Is PB gay? And who is Backlash?

[Parkbandit]

Is PB gay? And who is Backlash?

You've been here for 2 years.. and you are still asking retarded questions?

[Drew]

Yeah but what's your success rate with the women? Natch!



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/backwardhatclub/milkshake-250.jpg

[Clove]

You've been here for 2 years.. and you are still asking retarded questions?

Retardation doesn't improve over time.