Norris vs. Stallone

[ClydeR]

Who would win a fair fight? Chuck Norris or Sylvester Stallone (http://youdecide08.foxnews.com/2008/01/24/rambo-v-walker-texas-ranger-stallone-backs-mccain-against-norris-huckabee/)?

[Hulkein]

Rocky no doubt.

[Soulpieced]

You know, UFC goes by it's shortened name of Ultimate Fighting Championship. The real name was, Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck Norris division.

[Sean of the Thread]

In a real fight I gotta say Chuck.

In a movie fight Rambo Rocky fucks him the fuck up.

[Methais]

Without weapons, Chuck Norris.
With weapons (or boxing gloves), Stallone.

[AestheticDeath]

They are both almost relics.. Stallone is 61.. Norris is 67

I'd be surprised at either winning really.

Though in their younger years, and not knowing much about them. I would guess Chuck would win out because of his martial arts. Stallone, as far as I know has an accent, and some muscles.

Walker VS Rocky? Hmm I dunno.

[Axhinde]

Chuck wins, hands down.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[Sean of the Thread]

Stallone is one ripped ass healthy motherfucka for his age.

Chuck not so much now days but he does know monkey steals peach sooo....

[Hulkein]

It is insane what shape they are both in for their age. Difference is Stallone obviously isn't natural like Norris.

[Gelston]

http://www.freewebs.com/bizzoony/Chuck%20Norris.jpg
For the people, by the people.

[Sean of the Thread]

It is insane what shape they are both in for their age. Difference is Stallone obviously isn't natural like Norris.

I dunno about that. Stallone is a die hard health freak and has books and workouts galore on the subject of post 50 ripness. He had an interview locally and he was balls to the walls serious about his methods and health.

I'd be hesitant to stick a steroid tag on him. He may be on hormones but that is natural and prescribed plenty.. who knows.

[Sean]

Except for that HGH he got busted importing down under.

[Blud]

http://www.break.com/index/two_old_men_fighting.html

http://www.break.com/index/old-people-fight-club.html

Heh.

[Blud]

While not two old men, still funny as shit.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-pick-fight-and-get-one-punched.html

[thefarmer]

Is it just me that finds this odd?

There hasn't been a post insulting ClydeR in this (albeit short) thread..

[CrystalTears]

Why was this posted in the politics folder?

(Does that count as insulting him? :D)

[Hulkein]

I dunno about that. Stallone is a die hard health freak and has books and workouts galore on the subject of post 50 ripness. He had an interview locally and he was balls to the walls serious about his methods and health.

I'd be hesitant to stick a steroid tag on him. He may be on hormones but that is natural and prescribed plenty.. who knows.

Yeah I was thinking more HGH than steroids. I'm not knocking the guy, HGH seems like a good drug for people as they age if they want to stay in shape and use it correctly, I still don't consider it natural though.

[Celephais]

Why was this posted in the politics folder?

(Does that count as insulting him? :D)
The article he links refers to their political ties... they're both endorse different candidates. Still a weak tie.

The cracks are showing on the "ClydeR" persona either way... there was no mention of which has done a better job at fending off the gays.

[TheEschaton]

How is this even a debate? Chuck Norris could destroy Sly. Isn't Sly like half paralyzed on one side of his face/body/brain?

-TheE-

[Hulkein]

Just his face from when he was born. Wouldn't affect his fighting I don't think.

[ClydeR]

Why was this posted in the politics folder?

Chuck Norris endorsed Mike Huckabee a while back and has been aggressively campaigning for and with Huckabee since.

Sylvester Stallone endorsed McCain this week. "Look out Chuck Norris, Sylvester’s comin’ after you. He’s comin’ after you and he’s going to get you. You better run! Chuck, you can run but you can’t hide!" said McCain. McCain also said he is going to the Philadelphia Museum of Art and repeat Rocky's raised arm sports montage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyvrdEKLEw0).

It was reported on all of last night's policital news coverage on the teevee.

[CrystalTears]

Okay let me put it a different way...

This is the dumbest political thread ever.

Or maybe it's because it will seriously make me sad in the pants that people will vote according to what two nunchucks think.

[Hulkein]

"His whole life was a million-to-one shot."

[Latrinsorm]

Or maybe it's because it will seriously make me sad in the pants that people will vote according to what two nunchucks think.Chuck Norris doesn't think. Chuck Norris knows.

[Clove]

They are both almost relics.. Stallone is 61.. Norris is 67

I'd be surprised at either winning really.


Uh, if they fought one of them would win. Doesn't matter how old they are (that just makes it a sucky fight).

[AestheticDeath]

Not really. I have seen plenty of instances of both participants losing. Or dying.

You could say, oh he hit the ground first.. But if the last guy still standing drops too, does he really win?

[Hulkein]

There's a good chance that they'd both beat the shit out of you pretty easily AD.

[Clove]

There's a good chance that they'd both beat the shit out of you pretty easily AD.

I'm sure AD knows a counter to monkey stealing peach.

[AestheticDeath]

There's a good chance that they'd both beat the shit out of you pretty easily AD.

WTF? Where did this come from. I am sure they could. Just as easily as either of them could kick your ass, or anyone else on these boards.

They are still well past their prime, and shouldn't be thinking about fighting. It is a stupid thread.

[AestheticDeath]

Why don't we add Arnold to the mix?
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolnews_photos/06/01/20080125100809990030

[Hulkein]

WTF? Where did this come from. I am sure they could. Just as easily as either of them could kick your ass, or anyone else on these boards.

They are still well past their prime, and shouldn't be thinking about fighting. It is a stupid thread.

It came from the fact that you said they are so old that there wouldn't even be a winner. They are both still in great shape and could kick the shit out of most average people. Since most average people can fight until there is a winner, it follows that they definitely could.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://windowmanager.blogspot.com/PaiMei.jpeg

[Stanley Burrell]

And Norris, whatareyoufuckingkiddingme. In the RLz, anyway.

[diethx]

Why don't we add Arnold to the mix?

http://students.kennesaw.edu/~sjacobs9/flabbyarnold.jpg

At least you know he can kick the shit out of a box of donuts these days.

[Hulkein]

Jesus he really fell off after T3.

[AestheticDeath]

Hah, I can not believe he would wear something like that. He's in pretty bad shape in that picture.

And hulkein, you will notice I did not actually say neither would win, but that I would be surprised at either eventuality. And it is possible that neither would win decisively.

Just rather odd that you would try to compare me, someone you have never met or seen to two icons. For all you know, I could be Steven Seagal and kick both their asses at the same time!

That would be a more interesting match though I think, Steven vs Chuck.

[Celephais]

Jesus he really fell off after T3.
I was pretty sure that was pre-T3 ... he got back into shape for T3

[Lyonis]

How can we forget Rocky defending America, as well as avenging the death of his homeboy Apollo Creed, against the merciless Russians? Let us also not forget that he did all of this by training in a frozen barn beating a raw slab of beef.

That is just bad ass. Rocky owns Chuck's face.


"His whole life was a million-to-one shot."

QFT

[diethx]

I was pretty sure that was pre-T3 ... he got back into shape for T3

Actually, that pic was from like 2006. That's the body of a governator.

[ClydeR]

In a two on one fight of Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger (both McCain endorsers) against Chuck Norris (Huckabee endorser), Chuck Norris would have a 50% chance of winning.

[ClydeR]

A former spokesperson for Fred Thompson has started the website Boycottchucknorris.com (http://www.boycottchucknorris.com). The reason he wants to boycott Chuck Norris, according to the website, is because Norris endorsed Huckabee. Sounds like Fred is a sore loser.

[BigWorm]

A former spokesperson for Fred Thompson has started the website Boycottchucknorris.com (http://www.boycottchucknorris.com). The reason he wants to boycott Chuck Norris, according to the website, is because Norris endorsed Huckabee. Sounds like Fred is a sore loser.

Sounds like his spokesperson wants some attention, which people like you are giving him. I think Huckabee is out there, but I don't have any desire to boycott any company that advertises on Walker, Texas Ranger. Yes, the site seriously suggests that.