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Sean of the Thread
10-16-2006, 06:41 PM
Marijuana Fields, Troops Say.

ROFL

Reuters

Oct 13, 2006 — OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy — almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet-high marijuana plants.

General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said on Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices … and as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa.

"We tried burning them with white phosphorous — it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel — it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now … that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hillier said dryly.

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."

Gan
10-16-2006, 06:50 PM
Napalm

It worked in VietNam. That shit will stick to and burn almost anything.

Sean of the Thread
10-16-2006, 06:53 PM
Just paradrop Snoop Dogg.. problem solved.

Asha
10-16-2006, 06:54 PM
Was gonna suggest napalm too.

Burn that evil horrible shit.

Eoghain
10-16-2006, 07:06 PM
Um, paradrop me there. I'll handle it :)

Alfster
10-16-2006, 07:09 PM
I think I may sign up for the army after all

Jolena
10-16-2006, 07:15 PM
"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hillier said dryly.

:rofl: Awesome.

Gan
10-16-2006, 07:16 PM
Look out, articles like this keep cropping up and you might even get Backlash to enlist.

Apathy
10-16-2006, 07:43 PM
Drop bags of Dorito's along the peritimer of this weed field.

They will come out.

ElanthianSiren
10-16-2006, 10:57 PM
Drop bags of Dorito's along the peritimer of this weed field.

They will come out.

best comment in the thread.

-M

Back
10-16-2006, 11:10 PM
I know what I’m building my bomb-shelter out of now.

Artha
10-17-2006, 12:04 AM
Don't forget to bring in extra Cheetos.

Warriorbird
10-17-2006, 12:56 AM
Best strategy ever for fanatical anti drug Muslims.