View Full Version : The 1000 reply thread o' hate and doom v.1
Sean of the Thread
05-20-2006, 12:50 PM
Post it here! 1000 posts are the goal and I know there is more than enough h8 on these boards to generate it.
(And we need a new perpetual thread that isn't dominated by Czeska and Drayal.)
Parkbandit
05-20-2006, 12:51 PM
I hate Xyelin for forcing me to change my avatar.
Sean of the Thread
05-20-2006, 12:51 PM
I hate the media almost as much as I hate whiners.
Sean of the Thread
05-20-2006, 12:51 PM
I hate PB for looking good in a minivan.
~(and not knowing the secret coil recipe)
Parkbandit
05-20-2006, 12:52 PM
I hate PB for looking good in a minivan.
I DID make driving a mini-van look cool. Then I turned it back in and now drive a Ford F150 truck.
Alfster
05-20-2006, 12:53 PM
I hate fat people
Sean of the Thread
05-20-2006, 12:54 PM
I hate PB for now driving a Ford F150 whilst I still own two minivans.
Sean of the Thread
05-20-2006, 01:01 PM
I hate fat people
I hate getting fat.
On the other side of the coin.. I hate fucking boney chicks.
Alfster
05-20-2006, 01:02 PM
I hate the fact that chicks seem to think I should kiss them after they slob on my knob. Sorry, not gonna happen bitch.
Soulpieced
05-20-2006, 01:05 PM
I hate peons.
Hulkein
05-20-2006, 01:15 PM
I was gonna choose the avatar PB did.
I hate gas prices.
Miss X
05-20-2006, 01:16 PM
I hate the fact that chicks seem to think I should kiss them after they slob on my knob. Sorry, not gonna happen bitch.
A real man has no problem with this, in my experience.
Also, fat people hate you back, bitch! :hug2:
Alfster
05-20-2006, 01:18 PM
A real man has no problem with this, in my experience.
Also, fat people hate you back, bitch! :hug2:
Then i'm not a real man....
(and by fat, I mean can't walk through the door without turning sideways fat)
Allusion
05-20-2006, 01:20 PM
I hate the fact that chicks seem to think I should kiss them after they slob on my knob. Sorry, not gonna happen bitch.
Your Real Doll wants you to kiss her?
Sorry can't believe that a tool like you can get anything else to "slob your knob" aside from Real Dolls, hookers and skanks.
Al
Sean of the Thread
05-20-2006, 01:23 PM
Your Real Doll wants you to kiss her?
Sorry can't believe that a tool like you can get anything else to "slob your knob" aside from Real Dolls, hookers and skanks.
Al
ROFL now thats some serious h8.
Alfster
05-20-2006, 01:27 PM
ROFL now thats some serious h8.
I love being hated by 14 year olds.
And it's sad taht I had to google wtf a real doll was...
Sean of the Thread
05-20-2006, 01:33 PM
RHAHAHAHA I saw it on hbo.. sick bastard doll fuckers.
Miss X
05-20-2006, 01:34 PM
They probably do a Super Nanny Real Doll.
Warriorbird
05-20-2006, 01:35 PM
I hate the fact that the right wing wacko contigent won't get quite how appropriate their avatars are... in the wrong direction. I love em.
Alfster
05-20-2006, 01:46 PM
I hate giving "speaches"
Sean of the Thread
05-20-2006, 01:51 PM
I hate the fact that the right wing wacko contigent won't get quite how appropriate their avatars are... in the wrong direction. I love em.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/11111.jpg
I hate it that the left wing bark heads dont realise that the foil hat was started in their honor of off the wall anti-bush conspiracy theories they continue to shit ouf of their pie holes on these boards.
I hate it that the left wing bark heads dont realise that the foil hat was started in their honor of off the wall anti-bush conspiracy theories they continue to shit ouf of their pie holes on these boards.
Are you trying to emulate Rush Limbaugh? Is that really the kind of person you would want to aspire to be like?
BTW, nice avatars guys. They give me such a profound sense of ironic justice.
Sean of the Thread
05-20-2006, 02:33 PM
Are you trying to emulate Rush Limbaugh? Is that really the kind of person you would want to aspire to be like?
BTW, nice avatars guys. They give me such a profound sense of ironic justice.
You so obviously listen to rush.
Alfster
05-20-2006, 02:34 PM
OFF TOPIC
Are you trying to emulate Rush Limbaugh? Is that really the kind of person you would want to aspire to be like?
BTW, nice avatars guys. They give me such a profound sense of ironic justice.
I dont listen to Rush. I find his drivel boorish and repetitive... his hypocritical substance abuse included.
Edited to add:
I actually prefer to listen to NPR for news when I'm in the car and not in the mood for music. Unlike you, I choose to hear the news as unbiased as possible and then form my own opinion. I cant stand political talk shows that have to be biased in order to sustain a listening audience, that to me isnt news - its marketing.
Sean of the Thread
05-20-2006, 02:42 PM
I hate Tsa'ah because he likes penis and has only Bama' language skillz whilst trying to convey an argument. Did I mention he likes penis?
I hate chavs and emo haircuts like ...
This
http://myspace-407.vo.llnwd.net/00408/70/43/408543407_l.jpg
You guys like my new tinfoil hat? It's a new paradigm in comfort AND protection.
Parkbandit
05-20-2006, 03:43 PM
BTW, nice avatars guys. They give me such a profound sense of ironic justice.
As Ganalon has already posted, the avatars were in response to the constant Bush conspiracies and other hate spewed from you and a few other whacko liberals.
I hate retarded liberals. Thankfully, there are only a few here on these boards. Most of the real liberals don't even believe half the shit you post.
Miss X
05-20-2006, 03:51 PM
Drama.
Honestly, who cares? If you're secure in your beliefs and opinions then you should have little trouble ignoring the opinions that you consider to be extreme or wrong. I manage it when reading right wing drivel well enough.
~ Retarded Liberal.
Parkbandit
05-20-2006, 03:55 PM
I hardly find you to be a retarded liberal Chica. I have no qualms about people not liking Bush or disagreeing with him or the Republican party. Hell, I disagree with some of the shit right now.. like their Bullshit Immigration 'reform'.
My qualm is about those that distort, exagerate and generally make shit up JUST so they can 'prove' that Bush is the devil. That is a retarded liberal and those are the types of people I dislike alot.
I've never considered Chica a left winged retarded liberal. If I were to wear a foil hat for you [Chica], it would be pink.
Stanley Burrell
05-20-2006, 05:25 PM
I hate you and your God-be-damned aluminum foil.
They're not mean to her because she has a hoo-hoo.
I hate the fact that HBO cancelled Deadwood before it's 4th and final season. Fucking retards. First they leave Carnivale hanging, now this.
Jorddyn
05-20-2006, 05:41 PM
I hate that I read this thread.
Other than that, so full of love.
:heart: :hug: :grouphug:
Jorddyn
Miss X
05-20-2006, 05:50 PM
OMG the political voting in Eurovision is horribly predictable.
I hate that England had a shit song in the Eurovision song contest and are being pwned by the other countries.
Also I hate that all the ladies presenting are babes I'll never set free.
Miss X
05-20-2006, 05:58 PM
Dude I was blown away by that guy who did the rap in that awful loco coco choko song. The Connector or wtfever his name was. Yay Lordi??
I serisously take back anything I said against Finland in the past ever.
That was probably the most awesome thing I ever saw on television lol.
I laughed and cried at the same time!
longshot
05-20-2006, 06:55 PM
I hate getting fat.
You mean fatter, don't you?
Don't worry, there's always the Maury Povich Show to make you feel better.
longshot
05-20-2006, 06:57 PM
Alfster,
The eigth grade called and wants its avatar back.
POT is SOOO cool!
Alfster
05-20-2006, 07:00 PM
But I'm only in 7th grade
Things2Come
05-20-2006, 07:26 PM
I hate drug tests.
Things2Come
05-20-2006, 07:27 PM
I hate having to work.
I hate 4 people IMing and MSNing me at once when I want them to shut up.
But they can see I'm online.
Jorddyn
05-20-2006, 07:47 PM
I hate drug tests.
I hate having to work.
Two birds. One stone.
Jorddyn
MrFeature
05-20-2006, 08:30 PM
I hate everyone on this forum. I'm just here to piss you all off.
Artha
05-20-2006, 08:31 PM
I hate how dead I feel after this last tennis tournament.
(PS: Doubles finalist ftw.)
I hate not having a car which mean I get to stay in and be bored this weekend. On the other hand I love saving money by not going out.
MrFeature
05-20-2006, 08:40 PM
Or maybe that's just your fucked up excuse for not having a life and being a lonely fucking idiot.
StrayRogue
05-20-2006, 08:43 PM
I'll be your friend Tijay.
Daniel
05-20-2006, 08:46 PM
No one wants to be friends with a british guy with an infected jawline. (I realize this precludes anyone from ever being friends with anyone british)
StrayRogue
05-20-2006, 08:48 PM
I imagine being friends with anyone British beats being friends with anyone black, unless of course you're already of the ebony persuasion.
StrayRogue
05-20-2006, 08:49 PM
Wait, isn't Tijay black?
StrayRogue
05-20-2006, 09:13 PM
Paradox alert...
Sean of the Thread
05-20-2006, 09:45 PM
You mean fatter, don't you?
Don't worry, there's always the Maury Povich Show to make you feel better.
Touche mr jokey joke maker.. I hate getting fatter.
The only reason I'd ever be on the Maury Povich show is to find out if I'm your daddy.
I hate daytime network talk shows.
Daniel
05-20-2006, 09:46 PM
Lol of course you imagine that. You buck tooth, gingivitis infested motherfuckers tend to stick together.
Czeska
05-20-2006, 10:33 PM
I hate the grocery store, the bank, and driving to either of the above.
I hate it when people ask me questions that the tiniest bit of effort on their part could answer without involving me.
Alternatively, I hate it when people ask me questions they damn well already know the answer to.
Latrinsorm
05-20-2006, 11:26 PM
Hey Dextra, what kind of questions do you hate?
Sean of the Thread
05-20-2006, 11:29 PM
I hate it when people ask me questions that the tiniest bit of effort on their part could answer without involving me.
Alternatively, I hate it when people ask me questions they damn well already know the answer to.
I hate that I used to ask my father in law questions on how to repair shit that I already knew just to build a relationship.
Hey Dextra, what kind of questions do you hate?
Don't make me slap you upside the head, boy.
Stanley Burrell
05-20-2006, 11:59 PM
I hate people who hate people.
I also hate people who say that they hate people who hate people - and expect to be perceived as unique/creative/talented for asserting said pun.
Brattt8525
05-21-2006, 12:17 AM
I hate banks who tell you that the check they cashed from another one of your accounts actually came back as insufficent funds and they stick to that story when presented with proof from said other bank that they INDEED do have your money!
I hate neighbors who can't keep their <insert unchristian like word> dogs on their property and the dogs end up costing me thousands of dollars in vet bills etc due to the inbred assholes who own the dogs.
I hate the thought that I even took the time to post in this thread.
Shari
05-21-2006, 12:48 AM
I hate myself for actually reading this entirely retarded thread.
I also hate ANY thread involving politics, or any thread being derailed into arguments ABOUT politics.
Hence the reason I usually stick to the alteration's folder. :(
Sean of the Thread
05-21-2006, 01:19 AM
I hate myself for actually reading this entirely retarded thread.
I also hate ANY thread involving politics, or any thread being derailed into arguments ABOUT politics.
Hence the reason I usually stick to the alteration's folder. :(
I hate you for hating my thread.
Sean of the Thread
05-21-2006, 01:21 AM
I hate neighbors who can't keep their <insert unchristian like word> dogs on their property and the dogs end up costing me thousands of dollars in vet bills etc due to the inbred assholes who own the dogs.
I hate the thought that I even took the time to post in this thread.
This thread is good for the soul! The point is to get some hate out in here.. and not the politic threads and such.
I see that you're a Christian... well.. GOD INVENTED 30/30 RIFLES to solve your neighbors and their wild dog problem.
Warriorbird
05-21-2006, 02:11 AM
I hate the guy who wanted four times the normal amount of money back today for his tickets because, well, the theater "in a different chain that he used to work at" did it that way. He then got angry when I said he was reaching because he had worked in the industry in the past. I hate him less for politely leaving after a few minutes of a staring contest though.
Things2Come
05-21-2006, 02:33 AM
I hate that GS crashes.
Miss X
05-21-2006, 05:45 AM
I hate dying 30x a day in WoW. :(
I hate bad beats in hold'em.
I hate raising pre-flop on a pair of pocket cowboys, re-raising heavy when the third cowboy lands on the flop, going all in when the set turns into a full house on the turn, only to lose to four 9's on the river because some hack decides to hang on past all the heavy raises. :(
Definately not a good night for poker.
h8 h8 h8 h8 h8 h8 h8 h8 9999's. :spin:
Parkbandit
05-21-2006, 08:54 AM
I hate banks who tell you that the check they cashed from another one of your accounts actually came back as insufficent funds and they stick to that story when presented with proof from said other bank that they INDEED do have your money!
I hate banks that claim it will take 12 business days for a check you deposited to clear the bank.. when it's drawn from a big bank like Chase. I hate that they use this as an excuse to use my money for free for 12 business days.
I hate how dead I feel after this last tennis tournament.
(PS: Doubles finalist ftw.)Congrats.
In other news, my muscles hate my body after the flag football practice from hell yesterday.
Warriorbird
05-21-2006, 09:37 AM
Mine hate mine after the floor management shift from hell yesterday. I love that the Da Vinci crowd will probably be less on Sunday however.
Is the Da Vinci film worth checking out?
Sean of the Thread
05-21-2006, 09:55 AM
I hate how dead I feel after this last tennis tournament.
(PS: Doubles finalist ftw.)
Artha Ash?
Is the Da Vinci film worth checking out?
I'd go with 'No'
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/da_vinci_code/
Skeeter
05-21-2006, 10:15 AM
I hate hangovers
Warriorbird
05-21-2006, 10:22 AM
Ian McKellan is brilliant in 'Da Vinci'...the problem with the movie is that Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou really aren't. I hate the fact that this doesn't stop everybody and their brother from coming and seeing it... but that they won't come and see much better flicks. The controversy marketed this movie really well.
Sean of the Thread
05-21-2006, 11:32 AM
What would you consider a better flick to see right now? (not Mission Impossible) (seen poseidon)
ElanthianSiren
05-21-2006, 11:45 AM
"American Errorist: I hate, hate, hate haters."
-- NOFX
I hate when it was warm enough for a small blanket, and you wake up freezing during the night.
I hate boots that don't fit right or boots with leather that cracks easily.
-And the way women's clothing is sized by number instead of measurement.
-M
AnticorRifling
05-21-2006, 01:46 PM
I hate stupid chipotles that steal from my store. Then again I do love slapping irons on their stupid wrists. Such a love hate relationship.
AnticorRifling
05-21-2006, 01:48 PM
I hate shorts on people who don't have the legs to wear shorts.
AnticorRifling
05-21-2006, 01:48 PM
I hate people that seperate every hatred to ensure a hearty post count.
I hate British summer.
I hate having to answer the phone.
I hate the sound of paper on carpet.
Finally I hate the smell/taste/look/feel of anything from the sea.
AnticorRifling
05-21-2006, 02:25 PM
I hate British summer. Doesn't exsist.
I hate having to answer the phone. That's easy, be a guy and don't answer it if you don't feel like it.
I hate the sound of paper on carpet. Pick the paper up. Although paper ripping across the grain makes me cringe.
Finally I hate the smell/taste/look/feel of anything from the sea. That sucks you're missing alot of great things.
I hate people that break down someone else's post and provide simple solutions to things they don't understand.
Miss X
05-21-2006, 02:36 PM
I hate that I've been talking to you Americans for so long, I almost corrected a British spelling of favour to favor. :(
I hate that I've been talking to you Americans for so long, I almost corrected a British spelling of favour to favor. :(
Resistance is futile.
I hate the fact that i've been talking to Miss X for so long and she still can't spell favor right.
Sean of the Thread
05-21-2006, 03:00 PM
I hate the fact that Miss X's voice on TS gives me tingles in my pp.
Latrinsorm
05-21-2006, 03:18 PM
Ian McKellan is brilliantQFT.
Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit. I not only refuse to shoot a person, but I refuse to hate him or her.
paraphrased from Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Snapp
05-21-2006, 03:34 PM
I hate that as of yesterday, I've been with my current company 10 years. It makes me feel older than Tijay looks.
AnticorRifling
05-21-2006, 03:34 PM
I hate people that post in a hatred thread about non hate, peace, and other hippy bullshit.
I hate the fact spiders are known to crawl in our mouths and noses at least 11 times on average in our lifetimes.
AnticorRifling
05-21-2006, 03:41 PM
I hate that I'll be at work for at least another 4 hours....and it's Sunday.
I hate that as of yesterday, I've been with my current company 10 years. It makes me feel older than Tijay looks.
I hate that I have not found a company worth staying at that long for a career.
AnticorRifling
05-21-2006, 04:09 PM
I hate that I've been out of the Marine Corps for 2.5yrs already. Man I hate civilians still.
Hulkein
05-21-2006, 04:17 PM
I hate shorts on people who don't have the legs to wear shorts.
lol, what are you a girl?
People wear shorts because it's hot for the most part, not to show off their legs.
AnticorRifling
05-21-2006, 04:29 PM
No, I'm a guy with 24 security cameras and I hate having some chick with legs like golf balls walking around in daisy dukes.
It's like panning camera, nothing, nothing, holy shit nasty legs VOMIT, nothing...
Parkbandit
05-21-2006, 04:51 PM
Is the Da Vinci film worth checking out?
Loved the book, liked the movie.
Hulkein
05-21-2006, 05:39 PM
No, I'm a guy with 24 security cameras and I hate having some chick with legs like golf balls walking around in daisy dukes.
It's like panning camera, nothing, nothing, holy shit nasty legs VOMIT, nothing...
Haha, that's a little different, then.
I thought you just meant normal shorts, not ones that are showing more than they should.
JohnDoe
05-21-2006, 06:39 PM
Ice T: And the winner of playa-hater of the year is... Silky John-ston.
[applause]
Pit Bull: Kiss my ass! Kiss my ass! I'm the biggest hater!
Skeeter
05-21-2006, 07:11 PM
I hate the fact spiders are known to crawl in our mouths and noses at least 11 times on average in our lifetimes.
I hate when people pass on urban legends as facts.
Soulpieced
05-21-2006, 07:16 PM
I hate people who claim to have been playing Gemstone for way longer than they have.
I hate people who claim to have been playing Gemstone for way longer than they have.
I hate the way if they had been playing way long, they think it improves something about them in some way.
Hulkein
05-21-2006, 07:45 PM
I hate that no one believes I started playing in 1982.
Czeska
05-21-2006, 08:03 PM
I hate when the flavor goes out of my gum.
Skeeter
05-21-2006, 08:58 PM
I hate that I really did play when it was pay by the minute
Artha
05-21-2006, 09:03 PM
I hate that I wasted so much time on GS.
Tisket
05-21-2006, 11:27 PM
I don't even pretend that I read all posts (or even the original post in each thread if the title is boring). So what the hell is up with all the avatar tin foil hats lately?
edit: to make this post more in line with the title of THIS thread: I HATE HATE HATE cats. In particular, my spouse's cat. Fucking allergies.
Aaysia
05-22-2006, 07:04 AM
I hate not having a car which mean I get to stay in and be bored this weekend. On the other hand I love saving money by not going out.
I hate that Tijay already put my reason for hatitude.
I hate mechanics that fail to find the part needed to fix my car fast enough for my liking.
Stanley Burrell
05-22-2006, 07:53 AM
I love you guys.
Snapp
05-22-2006, 08:47 AM
:offtopic:
Apathy
05-22-2006, 09:32 AM
I hate it when the water in a public toliet is too high and your nuts dip in the water.
Also, I had it when the toliet is too small and the tip of your dick touches the toliet, aka the porcelin kiss of death.
Leetahkin
05-22-2006, 09:40 AM
I haven't read these pages, so I hope this isn't a repeat.
I hate it when popcorn kernels get stuck in your gum line.
It's annoying when this forum times out on you so quickly and boots you out.
Skeeter
05-22-2006, 10:05 AM
I hate people who bump old threads without adding anything relevant.
I don't give a fuck if you're just getting caught up. We moved on weeks ago.
Wezas
05-22-2006, 10:13 AM
The church by my work always has a new sign up front (with the changable letters, etc.)
Usually it's some phrase that they try to make it sound catchy.
Last week I appreciated the fact that they put everything aside and said that they were praying for the cops that were shot/killed a few blocks from the church.
On Friday it read "Breaking the Da Vinci code"
Back to the same 'ole, I guess. H8
Czeska
05-22-2006, 10:14 AM
I hate clowns.
Wezas
05-22-2006, 10:48 AM
Let me also throw some h8 for a mother. My mom was having a yard sale and told me to bring over some stuff to sell. I brought over a ton of shit that was given to us by my grandparents over the years (still in boxes, frames, stands, vases, george foreman grill, etc.)
A lady comes up to the yard sale with a mentally challenged son. One of the items I'm trying to sell is a martini shaker shaped as a zeppelin. Silver, I was asking I think $5 for it, would have taken less. The kid sees is, picks it up, and proceeds to drop it on the driveway.
No h8 for the kid. The kid tries to put it back together and when he can't,his mother takes it from him and tries to put it back together (there's a large dent in the side and the two pieces of the shaker can't be put back together). The mother can't put it back together so she puts it back down on the table, pays $0.25 for some keyboard adapter (for her other son), and proceeds to get into her car.
Now she's driving a relatively new Mazda Minivan, dressed quite nice, and when she opened her wallet to pay the $0.25 she definitely had some cash in there. If that were my kid, I would have bought it.
H8.
I actually debated in my head about telling the boy that he could have the zepphelin, but didn't want he or his mom to feel bad.
Amusingly, there was a woman who came through later, picked up the shaker, and proceeded to drop it. She was extremely appologetic and asked how much it would be to buy. My mom told her $1 and she added it to her purchases.
Leetahkin
05-22-2006, 11:45 AM
I hate having the urge to sneeze with food in your mouth.
Makes for a gross time.
Czeska
05-22-2006, 11:47 AM
I hate the visual that gave me.
El Burro
05-22-2006, 11:55 AM
I hate people that post first and think later (assuming the thinking happens)
Praefection
05-22-2006, 12:06 PM
I hate men who lose money in the casino I work and proceed to make a mess in the bathroom. Do you THINK I give a flying fuck you lost money? I get paid to make you feel special when you walk in, not to babysit your ass. Being a pig doesn't make me care about anything other than thinking you're a pig.
Tromp
05-22-2006, 12:15 PM
I hate men who lose money in the casino I work and proceed to make a mess in the bathroom. Do you THINK I give a flying fuck you lost money? I get paid to make you feel special when you walk in, not to babysit your ass. Being a pig doesn't make me care about anything other than thinking you're a pig.
What? Um what is it that you do at the casino?
I hate losing money at casinos!
What's ''make a mess''?
:(
Wezas
05-22-2006, 12:41 PM
I hate drayal for breaking the theme of this thread and not hating something in the previous post.
Alfster
05-22-2006, 12:43 PM
(And we need a new perpetual thread that isn't dominated by Czeska and Drayal.)
I hate it when those two do that
Leetahkin
05-22-2006, 01:35 PM
I hate the sound of nails against a chalkboard.
I hate the sound of someone grinding their teeth.
I hate the sound of someone sucking air through their teeth... constantly.
I hate seeing a loved one cry.
I hate being helpless to strays.
I hate seeing what horrible people can do to animals.
I hate seafood and mushrooms.
Warriorbird
05-22-2006, 08:30 PM
I hate posts that read like personal ads or greeting cards.
I hate Spielberg for what he did to Grievous's scenes in Star Wars. I hate Lucas for wussing Grievous out, too.
I hate that I'm passive aggressive.
HarmNone
05-22-2006, 09:07 PM
I don't hate anything; however, I actively dislike spiders. They're gross!
Czeska
05-22-2006, 09:43 PM
I hate spiders enough for me AND HarmNone.
All 6'3" 255 lb. of me HATE spiders. And dont even talk about what they do when you're asleep. grrrrrrrrrr
Latrinsorm
05-22-2006, 10:37 PM
I have a mild dislike for the replacement enamel on my front tooth no longer performing at optimal levels.
Wezas
05-22-2006, 11:57 PM
I hate spiders AND HarmNone.
A side of Czeska noone was expecting.
HarmNone
05-23-2006, 12:01 AM
A side of Czeska noone was expecting.
It's probably because I threatened to turn Drayal into a barnyard animal. I would have done so but, unfortunately, I'm out of eye of newt. Best I'd be able to do is a slug of some sort, dammit.
FinallyDomesticated
05-23-2006, 12:22 AM
I hate when people make fun of truly challenged or disabled people.
I hate coke in plastic bottles.
I hate camels. I have a camel's mouthprint on my arm as a scar thanks to a pyscho camel in a living nativity scene. Damn the camels.
Czeska
05-23-2006, 02:56 AM
I hate Wezas for having the ability to type.
Miss X
05-23-2006, 03:16 AM
All 6'3" 255 lb. of me
Uh.. Hiiiii.
:bananahit:
Things2Come
05-23-2006, 03:18 AM
I hate camels. I have a camel's mouthprint on my arm as a scar thanks to a pyscho camel in a living nativity scene. Damn the camels.
LOL
Sean of the Thread
05-23-2006, 07:45 AM
I hate camel filters.
Leetahkin
05-23-2006, 08:12 AM
I hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning.
Snapp
05-23-2006, 08:31 AM
I hate how I take it personally when I catch an employee stealing.
Daniel
05-23-2006, 08:36 AM
Lol I hate how Snapp is that douche bag manager who takes it personally when shit he doesn't own gets jacked.
Jolena
05-23-2006, 08:38 AM
I hate that 2 days after my kids are gone to grandma's for the summer, I'll miss them so much it hurts.
Snapp
05-23-2006, 08:41 AM
Lol I hate how Snapp is that douche bag manager who takes it personally when shit he doesn't own gets jacked.
Don't make me drive to DC and cut you.
Chelle
05-23-2006, 09:51 AM
I hate lies.
I hate insincerity.
I hate Wal-Mart.
Skeeter
05-23-2006, 10:04 AM
I hate that water belly feeling you have the day after a good drunk.
I hate it when people IM me for nothing.
I hate it when people type "LOL" or some other equivalent after every sentence, even when it's not fucking funny.
Sean of the Thread
05-23-2006, 11:12 AM
LOL
Skeeter
05-23-2006, 11:15 AM
I hate having to drop a deuce in public
Daniel
05-23-2006, 05:02 PM
I hate how Snapp is stingy with skanks he doesn't even want to have sex with.
I hate that water belly feeling you have the day after a good drunk.
Its called abdominal ascites.
http://www.fpnotebook.com/GI37.htm
Its a common malady frequently seen and treated in the indigent alcoholic customers of the city/county hospital Emergency Department.
Not saying you're an alcoholic; however, your cause/effect description might lead us to believe that this could be something for you to look forward to should that particular behavior continue.
I hate knowing so much about medical maladies and yet not being a medical professional to enjoy being paid for it.
gsempath
05-23-2006, 06:04 PM
I hate how Snapp is stingy with skanks he doesn't even want to have sex with.
:wtf: Why aren't you sharing!?
Czeska
05-23-2006, 06:09 PM
I hate when the phone rings.
I hate when the caller ID says "Unknown"
I hate when the caller ID has my parents' number on it for the fourth time in one day.
Snapp
05-23-2006, 06:10 PM
Why aren't you sharing!?
He just wants to bang my hags. Wouldn't happen right now anyway, the two trampy ones got boyfriends. Sry D. :(
On topic... I h8 how much my dog sheds. I think it's time to trade him in for a new one.
Stanley Burrell
05-23-2006, 06:12 PM
Don't make me drive to DC and cut you.
I didn't hate that.
That was rather awesome, actually. Quite, quite...
Hate, eh..?
I hate, or have a perturbed sense of unbridled rage towards the general vicinity of the broken rolleyes emoticon :rolleyes:
Alfster
05-23-2006, 06:47 PM
I hate when non smokers start drinking and decide they're now a smoker who's out of smokes and need to bum one....then two...then three...then the whole fuckin' pack
I hate cigarette smoke and the smell that results from cigarette smoking. I also hated kissing someone after they just smoked a cigarette (past tense back before marriage).
I hate the new wave of peons who've sailed in with the three character complaints threads.
Aaysia
05-23-2006, 08:06 PM
I hate people that are too incompetant to carry out the simplest of tasks
Sean of the Thread
05-23-2006, 09:20 PM
I hate people that are too incompetant to carry out the simplest of tasks
Jazuela fuck up at teh fryer again?
Latrinsorm
05-23-2006, 11:36 PM
I hate that I don't have DCSL's SN to pester her in a new medium with statements related to this thread. :(
I hate it when Latrinsorm ASKS for me to hurt him.
Hulkein
05-24-2006, 12:35 AM
I hate when people say 'axe' instead of 'ask.'
Jolena
05-24-2006, 01:10 AM
I hate that Hulkein's signature is so hypnotic.
I hate it that my character's man is never in game.
Satira
05-24-2006, 01:31 AM
I hate snakes.
Jolena
05-24-2006, 01:32 AM
I hate my phobia of snakes.
I hate hyperventilating in the presence of just a gardner snake.
I hate scales.
I hate it that my character's man is never in game.
I hate that your character's man made your character go blonde. And took her ass virginity in such a rough manner.
Warriorbird
05-24-2006, 01:52 AM
:hates that Dex is so hot:
Praefection
05-24-2006, 01:53 AM
I hate the fact I requested a new ATM card from my bank two weeks ago and I'm still waiting for a new one to replace my already expired old one.
Warriorbird
05-24-2006, 01:53 AM
I hate the fact that the "validation number" or whatever on the back of my ATM card already rubbed off.
Praefection
05-24-2006, 01:55 AM
I hate the fact my GS account was placed on hold due to my expired ATM card. And I hate the fact I got a letter from my bank in the mail a week ago saying "the new pin number for your card is XXXX" while waiting for it to arrive. If it's not in my mailbox tomorrow I'm going to hurt someone.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
05-24-2006, 02:11 AM
I hate the fact that my upper lip has now swollen to twice the size of my lower lip, and am now enduring Angelina Jolie jokes from my boyfriend about it.
Hulkein
05-24-2006, 02:21 AM
I hate it that my character's man is never in game.
Limoj?????
:wasntme:
Czeska
05-24-2006, 03:32 AM
I hate knowing that when I finally get to go back to bed (it's 3:30am) that I'll end up laying there for at least half an hour unable to sleep.
Leetahkin
05-24-2006, 06:57 AM
I having to go to court today and LOOK at my ex. I'd rather eat glass and spit the shards at him.
Sean of the Thread
05-24-2006, 08:08 AM
I hate American politics. F'n disgusting.
Stanley Burrell
05-24-2006, 08:48 AM
I hate not being able to think of anything to hate on at the moment.
I hope this thread reaches its 1k goal :goodluck:
Stanley Burrell
05-24-2006, 08:50 AM
I GOT IT -
I absolutely, effin' hate when you get chicken nuggets from McDonalds and instead of there being regular, white, re-re-processed blendered chicken material throughout, there instead exits these little pockets of tough, pink clod, which I assume to be poorly-attended and not as well ground organs/recent rodent(s) added to the ingredients.
God damn it; do I hate that.
And fast food in general.
I hate when your head hurts so bad it wakes you up from a deep sleep.
I hate migraines.
Skeeter
05-24-2006, 10:11 AM
I hate when the god damn motherfucking fax machine won't fucking work. and I have an important fucking document to send.
MOTHERFUCKERS!!
I hate when the god damn motherfucking fax machine won't fucking work. and I have an important fucking document to send.
MOTHERFUCKERS!!
See the film Office Space on how to deal with touchy office hardware.
I hate when throat infections kick in, it's always right when I least need it.
Chelle
05-24-2006, 10:41 AM
I having to go to court today and LOOK at my ex. I'd rather eat glass and spit the shards at him.
I feel for ya there. I recently had to endure the same thing and its finally over. Hang in there.
And to stay on topic...
I hate my ex.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
05-24-2006, 12:15 PM
I hate.. when you really need to use your cell phone, only to find that you forgot to charge it and now it's dead.
CrystalTears
05-24-2006, 12:28 PM
I hate sunburns. :(
Wezas
05-24-2006, 12:31 PM
Staying on the same vein as McDonalds, I hate it when they forget either your straw, or your sauce for your chicken selects.
BTW, McDonalds Spicy Buffalo sauce is the best I've had, anywhere. And I even went into hotsauce stores looking for shit.
I hate that your character's man made your character go blonde. And took her ass virginity in such a rough manner.
I hate that the ass virginity bit keeps being brought up because it CLEARLY NEVER HAPPENED. (Thankfully.)
Also, I hate the fact that the guy I have a huge huge huge huge huge crush on is going back to California on Friday and I won't see him again until the end of August. :(
CrystalTears
05-24-2006, 01:11 PM
I hate empath threads.
Alfster
05-24-2006, 01:11 PM
I hate dumb bitches who start threads and then tell people what they can and can not say in it because it's "their" thread.
I hate dumb bitches who can't take the heat so they start a new thread about themselves entitled, "I'm a (big fat piece of dog shit) bitch"
I hate dumb bitches who edit my posts so they don't make sense.
Daniel
05-24-2006, 01:31 PM
Also, I hate the fact that the guy I have a huge huge huge huge huge crush on is going back to California on Friday and I won't see him again until the end of August. :(
What happened to moving to Alaska
HarmNone
05-24-2006, 01:32 PM
I was wondering the same thing, Daniel......
AnticorRifling
05-24-2006, 02:14 PM
I hate being done for the day but not being able to leave. Maybe I'll find an enclave, schedule a meeting, and take a nap in said enclave.
Jolena
05-24-2006, 02:20 PM
I hate it when threads are made, then pulled and I try to access it from the link to it in another thread and get the whole "YOU CAN'T ACCESS THIS THREAD" schpiel. LE SIGH
Skeeter
05-24-2006, 02:25 PM
I hate when chicks talk about pics of boobies, but never show said pics of boobies.
CrystalTears
05-24-2006, 02:38 PM
I hate when chicks talk about pics of boobies, but never show said pics of boobies.Such a h8er. :(
Mighty Nikkisaurus
05-24-2006, 02:39 PM
I hate it when threads are made, then pulled and I try to access it from the link to it in another thread and get the whole "YOU CAN'T ACCESS THIS THREAD" schpiel. LE SIGH
I hate it when I'm the creator of such threads :(
AnticorRifling
05-24-2006, 02:42 PM
Funny I hate it when you're the creator of a thread as well.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
05-24-2006, 02:45 PM
I hate it when people try to be funny, but aren't.
El Burro
05-24-2006, 02:45 PM
I hate that I think Teeoncy has returned
CrystalTears
05-24-2006, 02:48 PM
I hate that I think Teeoncy has returned
I hate you for mentioning her.
What happened to moving to Alaska
That's still happening. Just 'cause I think one guy is cute doesn't mean that anything is going to happen between us.
Augie
05-24-2006, 03:15 PM
I hate open enrollment time at work. It's fucking hell.
Leetahkin
05-24-2006, 06:31 PM
I hate the umpteen tornado warnings my area gets every year.
I hate not having work experience kids to do my job for me anymore.
Those kids can carry such weight without their back breaking.
Merji
05-24-2006, 06:43 PM
I hate having to mow this stupid yard!
Jolena
05-24-2006, 06:52 PM
I hate Florida humidity.
FinallyDomesticated
05-25-2006, 12:39 AM
I hate people who get on psinet and go omgz I'm so drunk ha ha ha and I am soz sxee too lolzers look at me wooty hoo.
Its like cyber valley geeks. Ugh.
Satira
05-25-2006, 01:00 AM
It makes me laugh.
Fission
05-25-2006, 01:26 AM
I hate hurricane season.
I hate DRAMA within my group of friends. It's like high school all over again. UGH.
Satira
05-25-2006, 02:17 AM
I hate that my AC is broken. It's hotter than a whale's vagina in here.
Jolena
05-25-2006, 02:25 AM
I hate the image that Satira's post just gave me. UGH.
Sean of the Thread
05-25-2006, 07:40 AM
I hate Florida humidity.
x100%
Czeska
05-25-2006, 09:43 AM
I hate the movie City of Angels.
Leetahkin
05-25-2006, 09:45 AM
I hate most (all) western movies.
CrystalTears
05-25-2006, 10:04 AM
I hate answering the same fucking stupid goddamned questions every single day.
Czeska
05-25-2006, 10:27 AM
I hate when my entire leg falls asleep.
Jenisi
05-25-2006, 10:36 AM
I hate going to work right after eating and since I move around so much, it doesn't seem to want to digest/go down and just sits at the top of my stomach and annoys the fuck out of me all night.
Aaysia
05-25-2006, 10:47 AM
I hate when people bother me with trivial crap they think is important
I hate the girl who won't leave me be, and insists on arranging all my free time.
Wezas
05-25-2006, 11:03 AM
I hate the girl who won't leave me be, and insists on arranging all my free time.
She's 3 posts above you, perhaps this isn't the best place to express your h8.
on topic, I hate how the IRS takes 3-4 weeks to give me a check for the rest(majority) of my return, since my dumbass messed up 1 digit of my son's social.
Czeska
05-25-2006, 11:06 AM
Quote:
[11:16] Harmnone: Wezas, shut the fuck up
Gods is that handy.
:lol: If it was Mir I'd just tell her to shut the fuck up pffft.
ON TOPIC.. I hate when my arm goes numb for no reason and I expect it to be a heart attack
Leetahkin
05-25-2006, 11:31 AM
I hate forgetting what I wanted to say/write.
I hate not being able to explain myself correctly the first time that I have to constantly defend/explain what I mean.
I, too, hate being passive aggressive.
Czeska
05-25-2006, 11:41 AM
I hate multiple fuck-up's by school bus drivers.
I hate when 5 year olds think they're 14.
I hate being out of milk.
Jolena
05-25-2006, 11:50 AM
I hate that when a child reaches the threshhold of 'teenagerhood', and turns 13, suddenly they know everything and you are left to wonder what the hell happened to the kid you once had.
AnticorRifling
05-25-2006, 12:05 PM
I hate answering the same fucking stupid goddamned questions every single day.
Can I touch your boobs?
CrystalTears
05-25-2006, 12:40 PM
No thanks, I don't want any of your HBC. :tongue:
Merji
05-25-2006, 01:04 PM
I hate that when a child reaches the threshhold of 'teenagerhood', and turns 13, suddenly they know everything and you are left to wonder what the hell happened to the kid you once had.
I hate this as well. I also hate when your nearly 13 year old daughter, announces that her BOYFRIEND (wtf) will be comming home from school with her today. ( she said this as she walked out the door this morning..boyfriend..I best be looking fairly mean and ugly..scare the kid right out of here).
Czeska
05-25-2006, 01:59 PM
You think that's bad? Last night while tucking my daughter (still 5!) in bed, she said she can't wait to cuddle with boys like that.
Then she said she's ready to get married.
Then she said (this part was funny) "But us girls can still have our secrets, momma. And our boyfriends."
Augie
05-25-2006, 02:51 PM
:ranting: I hate these assholes who can't fucking read and then expect me to sit there and explain everything to them. The worst is when they make like 200k per year and they can't read a fucking form!!! :grr:
FinallyDomesticated
05-25-2006, 03:19 PM
I hate dealing with parents who cram their kids' greatness down your throat.
- I called someone and had to endure what sounded like a 4 year old singing like five rounds of Jesus Loves Me just to get to the damned beep so I could leave a message.
I hate dealing with parents at Little League/Rec Center games who think their kids are superstar prodigies.
- Last night the 8 and 9 year old boys were playing baseball. A good player had been in the entire game. He got taken out to give a chubby kid who generally just acts as the team bench anchor a bit of field time. The parents were standing in the stands and actually yelling about the "loser fat kid who didn't know how to do anything." Next thing you know, it was pretty much an all out brawl amongst the parents with the kids standing on the field looking at them like they were morons.
I really hate that valium doesn't come in Pez Dispenser form so I could better deal with these idiots.
Augie
05-25-2006, 03:23 PM
I really hate that valium doesn't come in Pez Dispenser form so I could better deal with these idiots.
:lolwave: That would rock!
AnticorRifling
05-25-2006, 03:59 PM
I hate people that feel like they need medication to get through the day.
I hate having my art history exam from 7-9 PM.
Wezas
05-25-2006, 04:26 PM
I hate people who can't either step outside the building or step into a small conference room to argue with their loved ones over the phone. This one girl across from me does it *CONSTANTLY*. Every morning and at least once in the afternoon she's arguing with her lesbian lover. And she's not even hot.
Stunseed
05-25-2006, 04:29 PM
< I hate people who can't either step outside the building or step into a small conference room to argue with their loved ones over the phone. >
I hate people who yell in my store and it echoes, letting everyone know their business.
I hate ignorant people who cuss on the phone, then yell into their phone to not cuss at them, because they are a christian and God doesn't speak of them that way.
I hate that I smiled in their face and pretended to ignore them.
Wezas
05-25-2006, 04:31 PM
Let me go ahead and include people who have retarded ringtones on their phones turned ALL TEH WAY UP.
Yes, this means you Darth Vader Theme Song Ringtone Freak. Put that shit on vibrate, especially if you're in a meeting and leave it on your desk. I dont' want to hear the whole song.
FinallyDomesticated
05-25-2006, 04:55 PM
Let me go ahead and include people who have retarded ringtones on their phones turned ALL TEH WAY UP.
Ha! I was behind a very large (I'm talking sloppy large, would have to purchase two seats in a theater large.) and unattractive woman in line and her phone went off, full blast with... Doncha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me?
Tromp
05-25-2006, 05:04 PM
I hate people who have to use their speaker phone for every conversation they have then feel compelled to speak louder so the other person can hear them!!!! WTF?
Alternately, people who walk around with those bluetooth headsets on crack me up. Seriously, you are not cool. Yes, you.
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