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Hulkein
06-16-2006, 02:35 PM
500th reply.

Hulkein
06-16-2006, 02:37 PM
I hate people who joke about animal cruelty.

I hate that some people would save the life of their fucking cat over a human being if they had to choose.

Back
06-16-2006, 02:50 PM
I hate that some people would save the life of their fucking cat over a human being if they had to choose.

I hate bassackward conclusions.

Hulkein
06-16-2006, 02:53 PM
What?

He's said that he would do that in the past you dumbass.

Stanley Burrell
06-16-2006, 03:27 PM
I hate that some people would save the life of their fucking cat over a human being if they had to choose.

At least, then, the kitty can stop having a schizophrenic owner.

And die too :tumble:

O.K. - I hate Hulkein's new signature. No more love for Long Beach, beotch?

Stanley Burrell
06-16-2006, 03:47 PM
Absolutely allergic to all forms of bullshit entailing the Alien species actually being able to proverbially fuck up the Predators.

No way, man.

Olanan
06-16-2006, 06:09 PM
I hate that Stanley is watching Predator and I'm not.

DCSL
06-16-2006, 06:19 PM
I also hate slow walkers. And the hall talkers. You know, those large groups of bitches that like to stop in the middle of a fucking crowded school hallway to talk about the new guy they all want to hump desperately.

thornhappy
06-16-2006, 06:27 PM
I hate that my previously pleasant caffeine/sugar high has suddenly taken a turn for the worse.

I hate that someone who can figure out how to play Gemstone, and does it will.. cannot figure out how to create a hotmail account.

....

Kainen
06-16-2006, 06:37 PM
I hate coming down with a high fever, chills, joint pain and nausea right as I get home from work.

Olanan
06-16-2006, 06:39 PM
I hate Thornhappy.

And it's "well". If you're gonna make fun of me, do it right hmm?

:tissue: :fu:

thornhappy
06-16-2006, 06:50 PM
Aw, I hate you too!

....

Olanan
06-16-2006, 06:55 PM
Bitch, I hate you.

thornhappy
06-16-2006, 07:12 PM
:love: :heart:

Olanan
06-16-2006, 07:13 PM
:spam: :offtopic: :ban:

AnticorRifling
06-16-2006, 07:17 PM
I hate people that can't use PMs for their tip kissing fests. Along with people that post only in smiles. Why not just make one big smile that says I can't think for myself so I'm going to let this little piece of board code act as my wit.

Snapp
06-16-2006, 07:20 PM
I hate people that can't use PMs for their tip kissing fests. Along with people that post only in smiles. Why not just make one big smile that says I can't think for myself so I'm going to let this little piece of board code act as my wit.
:lol2:

Olanan
06-16-2006, 07:28 PM
I hate that Anticor is probably right and that I should just shut up now.

FinallyDomesticated
06-17-2006, 01:34 AM
Speaking of doom, is it not a bad thing that North Korea is preparing to launch a missile of some sort that can hit us? To my uneducated ear, this just sounds like impending doom of some sort.

I really hate the thought of impending doom.

StrayRogue
06-17-2006, 02:39 AM
I hate Axl Rose.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
06-17-2006, 03:42 AM
I hate packing for moving. >.<

Asha
06-17-2006, 06:08 AM
I hate when a girl doesn't understand she's not fat. No matter what you say.

CrystalTears
06-17-2006, 11:05 AM
I hate working on Saturdays. :(

Alfster
06-17-2006, 12:57 PM
I hate when a girl doesn't understand she's not fat. No matter what you say.

I hate fat girls that ask me if they're fat.

Shari
06-17-2006, 02:09 PM
Hey Alf, how long did your most serious relationship last?

Alfster
06-17-2006, 05:41 PM
4 years, why?

(she wasn't fat)

Czeska
06-17-2006, 10:00 PM
I hate doctors who disappear for 4 days w/o getting your test results to you first.

Daniel
06-17-2006, 10:03 PM
3 months for me.

Wezas
06-20-2006, 04:59 PM
If you're going to leave your cell phone on your desk while you're in a meeting/lunch/etc, please do one (or all) of the following:

1. Turn your fucking phone down. It's loud as shit and the whole office can hear it. Put it on vibrate, rattling around on the desk is less annoying.

2. Change your god damn ring tone. Seriously, the obnoxious ones have to go. You're away from your desk, but people are talking while your phone is going off, making fun of your Darth Vader theme ringtone.

3. Keep it in your coat/purse pocket, or in a drawer, something to make it not blaring, bouncing along your desk.

4. Almost all phones have a feature called "profiles". This is where you can set up the different ringtones for certain circumstances. Make one that says "Work", make it beep once, no ring, and vibrate. Feel free to turn it back to the "Obnoxious" profile as soon as you leave.

FinallyDomesticated
06-20-2006, 07:00 PM
I hate shaking hands. From the weird grips, the sweaty meatiness of it all to the where the hell have their hands been, anywayness of it all.. ugh.

Olanan
06-20-2006, 08:06 PM
I hate how addicted I am to GS.

My CD player jumps like 4 songs if you have repeat on and hit skip forward or backward.

First thought afterward?

"I should make a macro for that so I don't forget". :banghead:

Asha
06-20-2006, 08:15 PM
I know what you mean, I've had to check my inventory for my house keys after playing the Res Evil series for 2 days straight.

On topic:
I hate knives.

Leetahkin
06-21-2006, 09:23 AM
I hate guns.

I hate getting only an hour of sleep before work.

Olanan
06-22-2006, 02:23 PM
I hate Leetahkin for hating guns.

I hate people who say, "That's not funny" while laughing.

Augie
06-22-2006, 03:43 PM
I hate migraines.

Olanan
06-26-2006, 06:08 PM
I hate the prick that's sitting AFK in the rat nexus and has about EVERY FUCKING RAT there.


[Abandoned Sewer]
The tunnel slopes gently downward, and much of the floor is shattered and broken. You could easily do without the slight movement of the air, as it only brings ever more appalling scents to your attention. You also see a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat and a giant rat.
Also here: Whizta
Obvious exits: east, west

He's been sitting there forever.

Hulkein
06-26-2006, 07:12 PM
Just kill all the rats then.

Sean of the Thread
06-26-2006, 10:18 PM
Lol catacombs is a free for all pal... rape them rats.

Hulkein
06-27-2006, 07:47 AM
I poach like an African Ivory hunter in the catacombs.

Sean of the Thread
06-27-2006, 07:54 AM
I hate stupid castle optical illusions.

Olanan
06-27-2006, 12:56 PM
I lo...nevermind.

I hate...hold on. I got it!

I love/hate it when my pug gets pissed off and gets rougher than me when we play.

Sean of the Thread
06-27-2006, 02:04 PM
I hate people who put peanut butter on their balls and play rough with their pug.

Olanan
06-27-2006, 02:12 PM
I hate Xyelin for thinking about things like that.

Augie
06-27-2006, 02:15 PM
I hate lightning. Especially when it hits the tree right across the street from where you are at and makes a huge sound.

Kriztian
06-27-2006, 04:13 PM
I hate it when there is no beer.

Olanan
06-27-2006, 04:31 PM
I hate the fact that my copy of MGS3 is busted, ARGH.

I hate fighting the Hind D on MGS1. Especially when I have no damn rations on hard.

I love this comic. www.gigaville.com. Hilarious.

I hate myself for being off-topic.

Kriztian
06-27-2006, 04:53 PM
I hate that half the world's population has to live on less than 2 dollars a day.

Stanley Burrell
06-27-2006, 05:20 PM
Coronas without lime slices in them.

You smokin' crack?

Androidpk
06-27-2006, 05:39 PM
Coronas without lime slices in them.

You smokin' crack?

Lime or no lime, tastes the same to me.

Stanley Burrell
06-27-2006, 06:25 PM
Lime or no lime, tastes the same to me.

You have taste filtered through your thalamus before it even reaches your olfactory.

I am sorry for your double loss :sorry:

Olanan
06-28-2006, 12:41 AM
I hate that it's now time to start the endlessly boring fletching all day.

Wezas
06-30-2006, 04:08 PM
Fuck you 7-11 for not having enough long slurpee straws so I have to buy the $0.99 "Brain Freeze" straw that doesn't work half as well as the free long fucking straws you're out of.

Also fuck you for not having coke last week. You f'n replaced it with Sunkist? Are you retarded? Luckily you came to your senses and got rid of one of the other berry-fucking-nastiness flavors intead.

Lastly fuck you for having coke slurpees at all. They're addictive and unhealthy and delicious.

Stanley Burrell
06-30-2006, 04:18 PM
Also fuck you for not having coke last week. You f'n replaced it with Sunkist? Are you retarded? Luckily you came to your senses and got rid of one of the other berry-fucking-nastiness flavors intead.

:rofl:

That would be awesome material for stand-up comedy.

I fuckin' despise orange soda (although I did like how Kel from that Nickelodean show back in the day made it sound propful...)

"Who loves orange soda?"

"Kel loves orange soda... I do, I do, I do-hoo."

BTW, Sunkist is still pretty damn unacceptable.

Gan
06-30-2006, 04:23 PM
I hate it that Argent Dawn is listed on the ineligable destination sheet and that Eitrigg is not on the eligible source sheet yet.

I really want to move my lock over. :(

StrayRogue
07-02-2006, 09:04 AM
I hate how it was 87 degrees fahrenheit yesterday at MIDNIGHT.

Asha
07-02-2006, 09:11 AM
God you're right. It was the worst nights sleep I've tried to have in forever.
Had to have a fan blasting us on full the whole night.

HarmNone
07-02-2006, 09:14 AM
Ish! That's hot for you folks across the pond. We're used to it here in the southern US, but I imagine it's hard to take when it's not the norm.

StrayRogue
07-02-2006, 09:14 AM
The cheesey 80's nightclub we were in was sluiced in sweat. Lovely.

Asha
07-02-2006, 09:21 AM
The cheesey 80's nightclub we were in was sluiced in sweat. Lovely.
Proper Miami Vice eh?


Ish! That's hot for you folks across the pond. We're used to it here in the southern US, but I imagine it's hard to take when it's not the norm.
It's harder since we don't have air con too.

HarmNone
07-02-2006, 09:30 AM
Yes, I imagine it is harder without air conditioning. I can remember a few very hot days in Southern California without air conditioning. It wasn't pretty. :(

Snapp
07-02-2006, 09:40 AM
I would die without AC. So spoiled.

On topic, I hate how it's so freakin humid today.

Daniel
07-02-2006, 09:48 AM
I hate dumb bitches who are all "LETs DRINK B4 WE DRIVE TO JACKSONVILLE IN THE MORNING" and then are all I r too hungover to go.

cunts.

StrayRogue
07-02-2006, 09:52 AM
Yeah, drinking moonshine the night before a road trip is silly.

Sean of the Thread
07-02-2006, 11:44 AM
I hate dumb bitches who are all "LETs DRINK B4 WE DRIVE TO JACKSONVILLE IN THE MORNING" and then are all I r too hungover to go.

cunts.

What the fuck were you going to shitville Jacksonville for? Place is a waste of space.

Skirmisher
07-02-2006, 12:58 PM
It's harder since we don't have air con too.

omg not even in the clubs?

le ew...

DCSL
07-02-2006, 01:02 PM
I hate how incredibly hard it is to keep myself from posting sometimes, in certain topics.

I hate feeling forgotten.

I hate the way my dogs whined for three hours straight last night because I wouldn't let them out to bother people. So.. annoying..

Solkern
07-02-2006, 01:05 PM
I hate people who drive nice sports cars, and drive'em like they are 90 years old

I hate old people ont he road who go 45 in a 55 in the fast lane

Artha
07-02-2006, 03:34 PM
I hate old people ont he road who go 45 in a 55 in the fast lane

I'm pretty sure you can legally run these people off the road.

Olanan
07-06-2006, 12:19 AM
I fucking hate all the ass-kissing in the Simutronic's Good folder, Augie in particular.

Sean of the Thread
07-06-2006, 12:20 AM
hahahhahaaha.. all the merchant whores suck dick on the generals.

Stanley Burrell
07-06-2006, 01:25 AM
Misleading-ass websites telling me I can host large files, when I can't.

Damn it.

Jolena
07-09-2006, 02:07 AM
I hate hate HATE how bad my left leg aches when its raining or a storm is coming through.

I hate that its rained here for the last five days straight.

Stanley Burrell
07-09-2006, 02:10 AM
Have you had knee/femoral surgery recently/have pins or rods?

Stanley Burrell
07-09-2006, 02:12 AM
I don't really hate anything right now.

I guess I kind of hate waking up late at night having to take a leak.

Jolena
07-09-2006, 02:22 AM
Have you had knee/femoral surgery recently/have pins or rods?

I had knee surgery about 9 years ago and the effects of that are with me for life, unfortunately.

DCSL
07-09-2006, 02:40 AM
I hate being so bored with GS that I can't bring myself to play any one character for more than an hour at a time.

Artha
07-09-2006, 02:59 AM
You should pick up WoW. Lots more fun and you can see yourself play virtual-barbie.

Augie
07-09-2006, 08:58 AM
I hate car dealers.

Hips
07-09-2006, 09:11 AM
I hate how the other girl I work with is gone, so I have to work eight days in a row from 10 AM to 8 PM.

Olanan
07-14-2006, 07:34 PM
I hate all the holes in the bottoms of my shorts.

Puppy keeps latching on to the bottoms of them and I have to drag him with me wherever I go in the house

No, he won't stop. Yes, I tell him to stop, pop him lightly, everything.

Stubborn bastard.

DCSL
07-14-2006, 07:37 PM
I hate illnesses that doctors have trouble diagnosing.

Olanan
07-14-2006, 07:39 PM
I hate illnesses in general.

Gan
07-15-2006, 10:19 PM
I hate twisting my ankle during softball practice so badly I think I broke something.

I'm sure I'll be full of more hate tomorrow when if after having it xrayed I will have to have a cast.

I'll be full of love if nothing's broken. For the time being, hate and pain. :(

Sean of the Thread
07-15-2006, 10:23 PM
Sprains almost always hurt more than breakage.. so that's a good sign.

I hate losing two of my favorite lures tonight to a (couple?) monster snook but I really enjoyed the short 60 minutes I was out there.

FinallyDomesticated
07-15-2006, 11:32 PM
I hate playing a very simple game with someone I think highly of and who sucks at it. Its a great idea in the beginning and then I want to strangle them about 3 turns in because they take forever to make a decision and then the decision is generally horrible.

Its even worse if they are chirping on - wow this is great, we're awesome, soo much fun. And I'm just thinking I hope they hurry up so I can be done with this.

Stanley Burrell
07-16-2006, 12:14 AM
I hate being given wet willies by lesbian midgets.

Asha
07-16-2006, 06:10 AM
I hate being given wet willies by lesbian midgets.
Been there, I know your pain B.

Stanley Burrell
07-16-2006, 07:19 AM
Yeah. I suppose, though, that those aren't as bad as fish gills. I hated those so much that I even loathed them (that thing where you make a rugburn on someone's neck with a quick palm swipe.)

Those things went out of fashion quickly (I think? [I hope?])

Czeska
07-16-2006, 07:35 AM
I hate my weird speakers where it takes a hundred tries to get the speakers just right.

DCSL
07-19-2006, 10:12 PM
I hate it when OOC drama makes the game so much less enjoyable for me.

I hate it when people refuse to take responsibility for their ill-considered actions and blame everyone BUT themselves for the consequences.

I hate staring at my list of characters and not wanting to log onto a single one because a few people are utter social retards and make me feel like the effort would be worthless.

I hate it when good people, good intentions, and good work are all overshadowed by the few, the bitchy, and the evil.

DCSL
07-19-2006, 10:14 PM
Oh! And I loathe the new item script guidelines.

Hips
07-19-2006, 10:17 PM
I hate having to start over entirely for plat.

Olanan
07-19-2006, 10:24 PM
I hate having to start over entirely for plat.

I hate that the plat trial requires being premium.

It said nothing about that in the original news article. :(

Mighty Nikkisaurus
07-20-2006, 12:32 AM
I hate comments from the peanut gallery.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
07-20-2006, 12:42 AM
Oh! And I loathe the new item script guidelines.


And I will ditto this. Grr.

Olanan
07-20-2006, 12:51 AM
I hate comments from the peanut gallery.

:confused:

Sean of the Thread
07-20-2006, 08:04 AM
:confused:


I think she meant "Penis Gallery"

Stanley Burrell
07-20-2006, 08:15 AM
When I make two pieces of toast, and the lip of my smaller dishware set never allows me to place a butter knife coated in delicious gooey lipids onto the bread surface without splitting the precious toasty treat into smaller fragments.

Sometimes, I'll succumb to individually buttering up my warm bready goodness on a piece of paper towel before it placed on my retarded children plates, but I'll usually fold and bust out an unnecessarily more colossal plate from the imitation china.

I hate when my stupid articles of earthenware mess with me, mang!

Sean of the Thread
07-20-2006, 09:07 AM
I hate forgetting to put out the garbage on collection day. I hate that the forgotten garbage is loaded with fish guts and the next pickup day is monday.

Czeska
07-20-2006, 10:37 AM
I hate nasty chewy seafood things.

StrayRogue
07-20-2006, 10:39 AM
New item script guidelines?

Sean of the Thread
07-20-2006, 12:21 PM
I hate nasty chewy seafood things.


Can't think of any nasty chewy seafood thing except for maybe an oyster.. which you're not sposed to chew or perhaps some poorly cooked clam or calamari.

DCSL
07-20-2006, 04:58 PM
New item script guidelines?


Well, they're not NEW new. They came in just after the Promise and they limit in a big way what kind of scripts we can get off the shelf from now on.

StrayRogue
07-20-2006, 05:04 PM
Such as?

DCSL
07-20-2006, 05:20 PM
I think they're only allowed to have one or two scripts off the shelf, and they can't be anything non-useless. No more Nalea gowns, no more writeable books, no more old Anfelt weapons.

StrayRogue
07-20-2006, 05:58 PM
WTF? Why?

DCSL
07-20-2006, 06:00 PM
Apparently, players have too high of expectations because of all the scripts flying around. People were pissed at the Promise when what they thought was an uber item turned out to be 5x with some scripts.

StrayRogue
07-20-2006, 06:01 PM
Thats highly shite.

But it amuses me that the Promise again proves to have been an utter failure on so many levels. GO KITRINA.

Chelle
07-20-2006, 06:25 PM
I hate that I am already burnt out on playing GemStone again. Got my character to 15 though.

Stunseed
07-20-2006, 07:02 PM
I hate the fact that the last day of work before a three day weekend lasts FOR-FUCKING-EVER.

I hate that they are being extensively stingy with Bounty Points. 83 points for something that took me 2 hours is some bullshit, whereas another task takes me 10 minutes I got 197 for. Hate Hate Hate!

Artha
07-20-2006, 07:19 PM
I hate how hard it is to find a good BRD group.

Artha
07-20-2006, 07:19 PM
And that the alliance, as a group, sucks at PvP.

Sean of the Thread
07-20-2006, 07:21 PM
The problem is you're playing alliance... and carebear at that.

Olanan
07-30-2006, 05:34 AM
I hate my parents for being bible-humping homophobic pricks to anyone who isn't the norm.

Artha
07-30-2006, 03:35 PM
The problem is you're playing alliance... and carebear at that.
I just transfered Forlung to a PvE realm, but I really don't see why it's bad to play on a 'carebear' server. They're exactly the same end game, except in PvP servers you're getting ganked and corpse camped on the way there. If that's fun for you, fine. I've got a 35 priest on Cho'Gall, but it's just not really fun.

Sean of the Thread
07-30-2006, 06:06 PM
I just transfered Forlung to a PvE realm, but I really don't see why it's bad to play on a 'carebear' server. They're exactly the same end game, except in PvP servers you're getting ganked and corpse camped on the way there. If that's fun for you, fine. I've got a 35 priest on Cho'Gall, but it's just not really fun.


It's not for everyone.. but it's for most. Some like to play on easy mode.. it's just not for me.

crazymage
07-30-2006, 07:26 PM
Me either

Artha
07-30-2006, 07:29 PM
Level 60s running up to you in Duskwood and 1 shotting you as they run by doesn't really make the game harder, just more annoying.

StrayRogue
07-30-2006, 07:38 PM
Except Duskwood is Alliance territory so you can't run around shooting anyone, just people who are flagged.

Artha
07-30-2006, 08:34 PM
I'm almost positive it's contested territory on PvP servers, or at the very least was as of a couple patches ago.

crazymage
07-30-2006, 08:49 PM
Yeah its contested, me and Xyelin played kill the babies a few times there.

Sean of the Thread
07-30-2006, 09:59 PM
Level 60s running up to you in Duskwood and 1 shotting you as they run by doesn't really make the game harder, just more annoying.

Which is why I said non-easy mode isn't for everyone. You would be included in that statement.

Andrath
07-30-2006, 10:59 PM
I hate how long it takes to level.
I hate how short gift is.
I hate being killed by people under my level.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-01-2006, 02:16 AM
Sorry Andrath.. but I hate your Icon.

>.<

FinallyDomesticated
08-01-2006, 04:31 AM
I hate that my son's newest bestest friend is named Kammeltau which is pronounced Cameltoe.

I asked if he was serious and if that was his real name at least half a dozen times.

I had this immature Beavis-esque hidden giggle everytime I said anything: "Will, would Cameltoe like something to drink?" "Yes, Mrs. Mojava, Cameltoe is welcome to spend the night, wouldn't be a bit of trouble to have Cameltoe."

Snapp
08-01-2006, 07:16 AM
I hate the weather lately! Supposed to hit 100 today and 102 tomorrow. :(

Ignot
08-01-2006, 08:46 PM
I hate my job.

Sean of the Thread
08-01-2006, 09:39 PM
I also hate the weather.. because of shifts and kids are now at home the A/C is running 24/7. The bill came for the past 17 days and rang in at $219. I hate power bills.

Asha
08-02-2006, 09:45 AM
I hate people who firmly believe Tofu is a substitute for meats.

Andrath
08-02-2006, 10:05 AM
I hate people who hate my avatar and dont give a reason.

Skeeter
08-02-2006, 10:14 AM
I hate when people talk baby talk, and call it RP

Jorddyn
08-02-2006, 11:14 AM
I hate that my (formerly broken) ankle has once again decided to swell to the size of a watermelon.

Ok, maybe I exaggerate. But still.

Jorddyn

Stanley Burrell
08-02-2006, 11:17 AM
I hate people who firmly believe Tofu is a substitute for meats.

I hate that I have no idea what is supposed to be treated as sacred cow, chicken and protein substitute belonging to a trendy vegetarian that is within my general vicinity.

I swear I am going to stuff'ums this person's tofu in liverworst before it insults my BBQ again.

...

TheEschaton
08-03-2006, 03:34 PM
I hate that I play a decrepit old priest....

...who is still forced, mechanically, to DO A FRICKIN ROPE CLIMB if I want to travel cross realms.

Though I suppose I could hire a sorceror for these things now.

-TheE-

Asha
08-03-2006, 03:53 PM
I don't think you can. I'm sure inter-realm with a group is impossible.

Skeeter
08-03-2006, 04:09 PM
I hate that I play a decrepit old priest....

...who is still forced, mechanically, to DO A FRICKIN ROPE CLIMB if I want to travel cross realms.

Though I suppose I could hire a sorceror for these things now.

-TheE-


Old and Decrepit people usually don't make journeys that last days and cause numerous physical hardships.

Perhaps in regards to roleplay, your char should pick a town and "retire" there.


On the other hand, you could go the yoda route.

Sean of the Thread
08-03-2006, 05:31 PM
I hate that I play a decrepit old priest....

...who is still forced, mechanically, to DO A FRICKIN ROPE CLIMB if I want to travel cross realms.

Though I suppose I could hire a sorceror for these things now.

-TheE-


RP WHILE CROSSING A ROPE with nobody with in 30kms of you?

Does your character touch young halflings in their no no place too?

Drew2
08-04-2006, 03:57 PM
h8 random/morning wood.

TheEschaton
08-04-2006, 04:10 PM
I actually quite enjoy morning wood.

-TheE-

DCSL
08-04-2006, 05:46 PM
I hate morning wood when I'm expected to do anything about it. I am not a morning person.

Sean of the Thread
08-04-2006, 05:59 PM
Morning wood is caused by a build of testosterone overnight.. and I hate it when my SO gets angry because she wakes up with a dick in her mouth.

TheEschaton
08-04-2006, 06:02 PM
In regards to morning wood: I hated having a nympho girlfriend because she'd see it in the morning and be like, "OMFG, let me sexx0r u now!!!!!11"

And I was just like, "WTF, bitch, it's just morning wood, it'll go away."

Having a lower sex drive than your girlfriend ftl.

-TheE-

Olanan
08-04-2006, 06:12 PM
I wish I had a nympho girlfriend.

The Goddess Pele
08-04-2006, 07:39 PM
I hate hate hate when a patient comes in 20 minutes late for a two hour test but you take her any way because you know she is noncompliant and will probably never come back and therefore ruins your 1/2 hour lunch that you were begging for at 10 am. (holy run-on) AND.....not once says sorry!!!

thank you, I feel better
pele

Alfster
09-12-2006, 07:42 PM
I hate the weeks just before harvest

Sean of the Thread
09-12-2006, 08:06 PM
I hate laminate flooring.

Asha
09-12-2006, 08:29 PM
I hate people who can pick a pentatonic scale in under 2 seconds.

thornhappy
09-12-2006, 08:45 PM
I hate office politics.

Daniel
09-12-2006, 11:15 PM
I hate dumb people that ask retarded questions in class.

Artha
09-12-2006, 11:17 PM
I hate dumb people that try to correct professors on their area of expertise.

Berylla
09-13-2006, 12:36 AM
I hate spending two full days with a customer who wants to place a HUGE order and then when you put it all together for them to confirm they say....you know, I changed my mind.

Oh, and I hate people who waste my time. See above paragraph.

Methais
09-13-2006, 03:00 AM
fuck everybody

sst
09-13-2006, 03:52 AM
I hate running out of clean laundry.

TheEschaton
09-13-2006, 07:27 AM
I hate it when girls wear sweatpants with something written all over the ass, and then give you dirty looks when you try and, you know, "read what it says"...

-TheE-

Goretawn
09-13-2006, 07:31 AM
I hate it when we run out of coffee at work.

Goretawn
09-13-2006, 07:33 AM
And to further expand on what The E was saying, I hate when a woman wears a shirt that is cut down to her stomach and complains you don't look her in the face. I mean, really. How the hell are we supposed to not look!

Alfster
09-13-2006, 11:21 AM
I hate that I have a tendancy to put soemthing that I know I need in a spot that I will remember. I then will lose said item until 12 hours after i need it.

Wezas
09-13-2006, 11:25 AM
Hate that my thumb now hurts from playing this retarded mission in GTA:LCS. I get locked in a room w/ 6 guys with chainsaws. And occasionally they'll let more guys in.

Spent the entire time running (repeatedly tapping the run button, so as not to run out of stamina) away from them, then when I had a safe distance, turning around and firing to hopefully take one out. Running circles along the walls of the small room, FTL.

I don't even want to discuss how many times it took me to pass the mission.

ElanthianSiren
09-13-2006, 11:48 AM
Hate that 93.3 out of philly plays the same damn songs OVER AND OVER AND OVER now. There is more to the classic and progressive musical spectrum than 3 songs by pink floyd 2, 1 song by the doors, and a bunch of shitty new bands like the lost prophets (god I hate that rooftops song too!). I hate that my XM radio isn't working right now.

-M

cakewitharse
09-20-2006, 02:06 PM
I hate that somebody scraped their yellow-ass vehicle against my black Monte Carlo SS, leaving a strip of banana down my door.

Ilvane
09-20-2006, 02:25 PM
I hate that work is so quiet I've read every thread on this board, and then on the officials.

Ugh..damn it.

Angela

CrystalTears
09-20-2006, 02:28 PM
I hate that today has been incredibly slow at work and no one's talking anywhere. :(

Asha
09-20-2006, 02:37 PM
I hate when someone I really love gets the chance to be unbelievably successful and if I'm half the man I'm supposed to be, I'll congratulate them and wish them luck before letting them go.

Jorddyn
09-20-2006, 08:08 PM
I hate that I feel horribly underqualified in my new job.

I hate that the person I'm training to take my old job is horribly underqualified, undermotivated, and just a little too strange.

Jorddyn

TheEschaton
09-20-2006, 08:14 PM
I hate that my roommates are so nice and sensitive. Conversation yesterday at house meeting,

Meghan (housemate): "So, we'll put that high-pitched squealing noise thing in the corner of the pantry to scare away the mice."
Me: "But how's Hope [ed's note: other roommate who I've known for FOUR YEARS, who knows my sense of humor] gonna stay there all the time?"
Everyone else: General cries of outrage/upsettedness, specific rage from Hope, who looked like she was about to cry.

WTF???? This didn't strike me as overly mean at all. Maybe I've been hanging out with you all too much, or something?

-TheE-

Methais
09-20-2006, 08:14 PM
f

Sean of the Thread
09-20-2006, 08:47 PM
f

I hate the letter f also.

Leetahkin
09-22-2006, 09:22 AM
I hate feeling rejected when I shouldn't feel that way.
I hate falling in love with someone when it isn't the right time for them.
I hate GS (yay for quitting again).

Leetahkin
09-26-2006, 02:05 AM
I hate feeling rejected when I shouldn't feel that way.
I hate falling in love with someone when it isn't the right time for them.
I hate GS (yay for quitting again).

Update:

I hate being lied to
I hate giving my heart to someone who didn't deserve it
I hate going through trying to mend my heart again

I doubt I'm quitting GS right now. I need something to take my mind off things.

Asha
09-26-2006, 06:31 AM
I hate waking up 11 minuts before actually having to be at work.

Miss X
09-26-2006, 06:35 AM
I hate the fact that I was SO looking forward to having a week off and now it's Tuesday and I've run out of things to do. I'm so bored!

Goretawn
09-26-2006, 06:36 AM
I hate waking up 2 minutes before my alarm clock goes off.

Asha
09-26-2006, 06:43 AM
I hate the fact that I was SO looking forward to having a week off and now it's Tuesday and I've run out of things to do. I'm so bored!

Let's go shopping goddamnit! I need new threads!
Yes yes, we can have Burger King..

Miss X
09-26-2006, 06:49 AM
Let's go shopping goddamnit! I need new threads!
Yes yes, we can have Burger King..


OMG I had this dream last night that I got a yummy burger from Fine Burger Co. and some bitch stole it after I'd only eaten half. Now I'm like.. NEED BURGER! Hee.

Elvenlady
09-26-2006, 06:49 AM
I hate myself for feeling guilty for not being in work today because my little boy is home sick today.

Tromp
09-26-2006, 07:50 AM
I hate that you feel guilty for that too.

Goretawn
09-26-2006, 08:17 AM
I hate that I am not at home with my sick little boy.

HarmNone
09-26-2006, 08:18 AM
I hate myself for feeling guilty for not being in work today because my little boy is home sick today.

I hate that your little boy is sick, hon. I hope he feels better soon. :(

Usurper83
09-26-2006, 09:52 AM
I hate that I'm 23, done with school (for now) and can't decide what I want to do. I hate that I'm 23 and have back problems.

Asha
09-27-2006, 06:05 AM
Hate when you can't / don't want to get out of the shower in the winter morning before work.

Artha
09-27-2006, 10:06 AM
I hate these communal bathrooms.

The showers are set up so that there's a curtain, a mostly dry area to get (un)dressed in, then another curtain and the shower.

The problem is that water gets into the dry area so I can never dry my feet and usually my pants get wet around the cuffs.

:[


edit: The worst part is that with about 1 - 2 inches of something in between the two areas, it wouldn't be a problem anymore. I'd take the occasional toe stubbing happily.

Jorddyn
09-27-2006, 10:24 AM
Hate hangovers.

Lots.

Czeska
09-27-2006, 11:25 AM
I hate taking pain meds. Almost as much as not taking them.

TheEschaton
09-27-2006, 11:28 AM
I hate these people in law school who think law school itself is more important than the issues that motivate me to go to law school.

Time for Legal Research, Reading, and Writing.

-TheE-

Usurper83
09-27-2006, 12:08 PM
I hate how much coffee makes me urinate. :nono:

Leetahkin
09-27-2006, 12:35 PM
I hate how much coffee makes me urinate. :nono:

I hate how alcohol does that to me.

Wezas
09-27-2006, 12:52 PM
I hate that my boss is a stubborn ass who will not go home when sick.

I hate that I had a 90 minute meeting with him yesterday in his office.

I hate that my throat is now sore and I'm coughing.

Fucker.

Tromp
09-27-2006, 01:08 PM
I hate that my company wasted $200M to hire a consultant to validate what we already knew without giving any type of plan to implement it.

I hate that I was once one of these consultants and know exactly what game they are playing as well as their overall intentions.

Wezas
09-27-2006, 01:10 PM
As an addition to my previous h8 post:

I hate that at my old job I had 4 weeks of vacation and 8 sick days.

At my new job I have 3 weeks of "personal leave" (that includes vacation & sick).

Latrinsorm
09-27-2006, 01:19 PM
I hate these communal bathrooms.

The showers are set up so that there's a curtain, a mostly dry area to get (un)dressed in, then another curtain and the shower.

The problem is that water gets into the dry area so I can never dry my feet and usually my pants get wet around the cuffs.Just wear a towel to and from the shower and change in your room. I really hope you're wearing some kind of shower sandals, and if not you should.

Danical
09-27-2006, 02:45 PM
I hate it when asshole flatmates use all the hot water.

TheEschaton
09-27-2006, 10:05 PM
I hate West, and all of his stupid ass Massachusetts Digests and descriptive word indexes.

Actually, I hate how BC's law library is totally set up wacky.

-TheE-

TheEschaton
09-28-2006, 07:58 PM
Oh, and I hate that movies that came out last year, but set in the early 90s, are now considered "period pieces"

-TheE-

Leetahkin
09-29-2006, 10:18 AM
<<I am non-management with AT&T>>

I hate that a 1st line manager (newly promoted to 2nd line manager) goes to the 5th line manager (Director level) for any problem, over-stepping all the managers in between.
She has done so to me twice when she had an issue with me, and has gotten me into heaps of trouble when it could have been resolved through my supervisor and her.

Now, I get warned today by my manager not to send emails as I have been today (VERY mild emails from me) because I won't win, and she'll go right to the 5th line (mgr) to complain and I will be in trouble, not her.


I f'in hate my job right now, and told my manager I really don't give a rat's behind if it comes down to me losing my job over that bitch. I won't bend because she slutted her way to the position she's in, and has sway over the 5th line (mgr).

I HATE politics in the workplace.

CrystalTears
09-29-2006, 11:48 AM
WTF are you? A cashier? Speak English! :tongue:

Leetahkin
09-29-2006, 12:04 PM
WTF are you? A cashier? Speak English! :tongue:

Oh, heh! Oops. Fixing it.

Sean of the Thread
09-29-2006, 12:09 PM
<<I am non-management with AT&T>>

Now that explains everything.

CrystalTears
09-29-2006, 12:12 PM
Yeah non-management explains everything. NOT.

I hate people who are vague about what they do instead of outright saying and wish they wouldn't say anything at all. (just wanted to stay on topic :D)

Asha
09-29-2006, 12:50 PM
I hate when people use the word 'hate' to describe something they merely dislike and don't care about the matter enough to hate at all.

Stanley Burrell
09-29-2006, 12:55 PM
I hate that I can't give the cool dudes a high-five and the womens the making of out :(

Wezas
09-29-2006, 01:46 PM
I hate Drayal even more when he says he loves me.

Asha
09-29-2006, 01:48 PM
I hate Drayal even more when he says he loves me.

I hate falling for the wrong people.

Beguiler
09-29-2006, 01:49 PM
Shoot, I hate falling for the RIGHT people....

cakewitharse
09-29-2006, 02:32 PM
I hate falling down and scraping my knee.

Artha
09-29-2006, 02:38 PM
I hate bicycle-tire thieves.

TheEschaton
09-29-2006, 02:39 PM
I hate that it's not even 3, I'm exhausted, and I have to drive from Boston to Baltimore tonight, picking up my sister on the way in NYC.

-TheE-

Usurper83
10-05-2006, 02:28 PM
I hate that it smells like farts in my office right now, and I didn't do it.

Wezas
10-05-2006, 09:02 PM
I hate that the company that took over my company a year ago is now starting to monitor internet activity. Our group was told "They seriously have the time to check every click".

So yeah, my board posting during work hours will be nill. Chat room still up in the air.

Artha
10-05-2006, 09:09 PM
I hate that the company that took over my company a year ago is now starting to monitor internet activity. Our group was told "They seriously have the time to check every click".
Man, fuck that static.

Tisket
10-14-2006, 06:30 AM
Hate might be a bit harsh for how I feel about the new Hollywood fashion accessory/fad of adopting babies from third world countries. We have Meg Ryan adopting from China, Jolie's two adoptions, and now Madonna is apparently in the process of adopting a child from Africa as well.

Hooray that a child isn't going to grow up in an orphanage. However, I feel that if these adoptions were truly from the heart and not a publicity stunt that these women might've been more willing to look for a child in their own country. Needy children abound but personally I feel charity should begin at home. Too bad adopting homegrown kids doesn't have the cachet and prestige as third world children.

thornhappy
11-27-2006, 11:28 AM
I hate that my 'big' boss doesn't pull his thumb out of his ass and actually do his job.

Make a fucking seating chart so we're not wandering around waiting for our supervisors to find us an open desk.

But it's ok, because I shoved my drawers full of crap under HIS desk, and he can deal with it until he figures this shit out.

Stanley Burrell
11-27-2006, 12:33 PM
I hate bicycle-tire thieves.

lol

Was justice ever suffered in that incident?



I very much loathe having to write µl, µg, µm, µetc. being that I am teh suxor at making a micro symbol and every time I am doing a lab report or data analysis rough draft by hand, that godamn curveball has to wave its godamn µ at me and... It's really hard to transcribe, translate and get packaged in my golgi, and as such all my codons start making AUG sequences and. Poop.

I hate you, µ. Your hotter sisters femto and pico use normal alphabetical symbols to denote themselves. They got with the program, why can't you, you sublime bastardization of all that is right with the cosmos?

Artha
11-27-2006, 12:48 PM
Was justice ever suffered in that incident?

NO >:O

Skirmisher
11-27-2006, 01:48 PM
I hate defensive players who have a QB wrapped up for a game winning sack and let them go.

Latrinsorm
11-27-2006, 01:54 PM
The doom of the NFL is flag-happy refs looking to protect the quarterback. Kiwanuka clearly thought the ball had been passed (as he looked towards the receivers) and didn't want to prolong the drive with a 15 yard flag.

Of course, he ended up handing a 15 yard run to V. Young, but of all the people that can be blamed for that debacle, it's tough to lay it on Kiwanuka.

Sean of the Thread
11-27-2006, 02:16 PM
They want to protect their product. Without the great QBs they have no product.

Asha
11-27-2006, 02:34 PM
I hate blowing my entire weeks ''for recreation'' part of my wage on Friday night. Although I'm sure I didn't hate it at the time.

Chelle
11-27-2006, 09:35 PM
I hate Sean2's avatar because I cant stop looking at it! lol

... maybe because it seems like one boob is bigger than the other?

Artha
11-27-2006, 09:45 PM
There's definitely Oo action going on. Just means they're real.

DCSL
11-27-2006, 09:46 PM
I hate the fact that I'm close to the people I want to be far from and far from the people I want to be close to.

Artha
11-27-2006, 10:37 PM
I hate the fact that I have idiots in all of my classes. High school unpreparedness ftl.

TheEschaton
11-27-2006, 11:31 PM
I hate Sean2's avatar because I cant stop looking at it! lol

... maybe because it seems like one boob is bigger than the other?

I think it's cause one nipple is much more in your face than the other one.

Anyways - I hate feeling like I'm failing as a housemate.

-TheE-

Stanley Burrell
11-27-2006, 11:31 PM
I hate Sean2's avatar because I cant stop looking at it! lol

... maybe because it seems like one boob is bigger than the other?

They're actually Xyelin's manboobs.

StrayRogue
11-28-2006, 01:50 AM
I wouldn't be suprised.

thornhappy
11-28-2006, 08:26 AM
I hate that I'll never look at that avatar the same way ever again.

Stanley Burrell
11-28-2006, 10:08 AM
I hate that I can't upload a 200KB avatar from la computadora.

thornhappy
11-28-2006, 10:40 AM
I hate that my roommate's cat clawed the bottom of my foot.

I hate even more that it itches now that it's healing and I cannot scratch it to my satisfaction without tickling myself or hurting myself.

Artha
11-28-2006, 11:53 AM
I hate that people have giant fuckin avatars.

99x99.

Stanley Burrell
11-28-2006, 01:44 PM
Me too.

radamanthys
11-28-2006, 04:33 PM
i hate my broken hand.

thornhappy
12-01-2006, 09:13 AM
The bastards in IT blocked AIM again..

grrrrrrr.

Artha
12-01-2006, 10:08 AM
Is the site for AIM Express blocked?

Skirmisher
12-01-2006, 11:39 AM
I hate people that hate church bells. :(

TheEschaton
12-01-2006, 12:00 PM
I love church bells. But the Church has to follow the fucking law.

-TheE-

CrystalTears
12-01-2006, 12:07 PM
I hate that I missed the chance of seeing my ferret WTFPWN my cat who squeezed her fat ass into their cage to eat their food. :D

thornhappy
12-01-2006, 12:27 PM
Is the site for AIM Express blocked?

Yes :mad:

Artha
12-01-2006, 12:34 PM
Try changing the ports it uses?

thornhappy
12-01-2006, 12:48 PM
They blocked them all, and they're monitoring the only open one. BASTARDS. HATE.

zhelas
12-01-2006, 12:54 PM
I hate Barney

zhelas
12-01-2006, 12:55 PM
I hate holiday shopping.

DCSL
12-01-2006, 01:11 PM
I hate all fifteen veterinary medicine case studies I have due in two hours, complete with medical math problems.

thornhappy
12-02-2006, 01:51 PM
I hate that the mailman hasn't been doing his job.

You would think that he'd take BOTH red envelopes addressed to Netflix, especially since they were sitting right on top of each other. Not just one...

And then the mail didn't come Friday. Was there some Holiday I wasn't aware of?

zhelas
12-04-2006, 11:05 AM
Hate Mondays!

TheEschaton
12-04-2006, 06:44 PM
I HATE when you buy a printer which doesn't come WITH THE FUCKING USB CORD NEEDED TO CONNECT IT TO YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER.

I mean, really, WTF. How'dya think I was gonna use it, HP?

-TheE-

Daniel
12-04-2006, 07:27 PM
That's how they fuck you in the ass.

thornhappy
12-05-2006, 10:28 AM
I hate the bitter cold of winter.

Sean of the Thread
12-05-2006, 10:47 AM
I HATE when you buy a printer which doesn't come WITH THE FUCKING USB CORD NEEDED TO CONNECT IT TO YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER.

I mean, really, WTF. How'dya think I was gonna use it, HP?

-TheE-

Read the package that says USB CABLE NOT INCLUDED.

TheEschaton
12-05-2006, 10:54 AM
I looked over the package (after the fact).

Nothing said "USB Cable Not Included"....however, it DID list the USB cable under "Accessories" and implied I should look into buying them! This included the wireless bluetooth option, and other fancy gadgets.

Accessories!! I need it to fucking connect my computer!! How is it an ACCESSORY????

-TheE-

Sean of the Thread
12-05-2006, 10:56 AM
That's what happen when you buy "cheap printers" from these companies.. they suck you in with the attractive price then WHAM!

zhelas
12-05-2006, 11:03 AM
I hate feeling sick