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Parkbandit
05-18-2006, 01:31 PM
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:


1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Asha
05-18-2006, 01:32 PM
Why didn't they do this from the start?
Jesus.
Makkah
05-18-2006, 01:37 PM
Stupid joke alert.
Skirmisher
05-18-2006, 01:40 PM
And here i thought we were declaring victory again.
Gan
05-18-2006, 03:53 PM
ROFFLE

All's you need are the boys from Texas, everyone else just needs to protect the beer.
Stealth
05-18-2006, 04:01 PM
I saw one political cartoon while I was over there that showed the Iraqis running from dropping paratroops. One of em asked "Are they Special Forces?" To which another replied, "No it's the Indiana Pacers." I got a good chuckle out of it.


Stealth
xtc
05-24-2006, 05:34 PM
Redkneck special forces? lol Those fat asses can't find the rent money never mind Iraqis.
Parkbandit
05-24-2006, 06:42 PM
Stupid joke alert.

I think it just hit a little close to home for you.
Warriorbird
05-24-2006, 08:57 PM
Right. He doesn't idolize rednecks like you do.
Parkbandit
05-24-2006, 11:23 PM
Right. He doesn't idolize rednecks like you do.

He's from Alabama or some other hick state dipshit.
Warriorbird
05-25-2006, 01:09 AM
:sighs: He's attending pharmaceutical school in Alabama. He's from Tennessee.
Parkbandit
05-25-2006, 08:42 AM
:sighs: He's attending pharmaceutical school in Alabama. He's from Tennessee.

And Tennessee would be???

You can go ahead and say I was right and just be done getting pwned.

Thanks.
Warriorbird
05-25-2006, 11:10 AM
Or I can call you someone who was missing MY point...and be accurate. Rhett's a fairly close friend. He definitely knows about rednecks so he considers your joke lame. That spell out it out enough for you? Maybe I can use a bigger font.
Gan
05-25-2006, 11:24 AM
I wouldnt worry too much about it PB.

WB is too busy arguing points that [might] (possibly) {he wished it were so} be in between the lines. Thats the only way he can justify his position and find any validity in the universe.
Back
05-25-2006, 11:26 AM
Too bad this wouldn’t work. I’d be all for it if it did.
Parkbandit
05-25-2006, 12:13 PM
I wouldnt worry too much about it PB.

WB is too busy arguing points that [might] (possibly) {he wished it were so} be in between the lines. Thats the only way he can justify his position and find any validity in the universe.

LOL.. I'm far from being worried about WB. I just enjoy making him look like a dumbass.. which is getting easier and easier to do here. His retorts are usually taken off the moveon.org homepage and he's actually starting to make Backlash look more grounded than he is.
DeV
05-25-2006, 01:09 PM
And here i thought we were declaring victory again.lol.. you'd have to actually define victory in Iraq first.