The PC GOAT Retard Belt

[Suppressed Poet]

Guys, I heard from Seran. He has a lot of things he wants to share with the PC.

First of all he has become self aware, wants to grow, and has made several changes in his life:

1) He has found Christ in his life. Every morning he says a prayer “Dear sweet baby Jesus, please take my retardation away just like you did for Ana Kasparian.”

2) He is watching a lot of self improvement & conservative think tank videos. It started with Jordan Peterson and cleaning his room. Last week he listened to the audiobook of Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell. Now he is on to PragerU. Next week he may graduate to Alex Jones.

3) He is seeking gainful employment and wishes to make a positive contribution to society. The IRS told him no because he is not enough of a pure blooded bastard and his girl math, but pointed him to apply at his local DMV. More to come on this, but he’s putting himself out there.

4) He wishes to voluntarily vacate the belt, which brings us to the topic of this thread. The undisputed champion offers us no endorsements of his peers to take his place, and leaves it to the PC to decide upon his successor.

So who’s it going to be? I’ve got my top 3: ClydeRetard, joeybukkake, and ShaftMyAnus. It becomes really difficult for me to narrow down a winner from that point…

[Parkbandit]

Today isn't April 1st.

Also, the current belt holder is joeyb as the belt was unceremoniously stripped from sErAn after his weak ass (and almost intelligent) response to the election and given to the person who had the best meltdown over the results.

[Suppressed Poet]

Today isn't April 1st.

Also, the current belt holder is joeyb as the belt was unceremoniously stripped from sErAn after his weak ass (and almost intelligent) response to the election and given to the person who had the best meltdown over the results.

JoeyB is the dumbest retard.
Shaft is the most butt-hurt retard.
ClydeR is the most consistent retard.

Is only popping in here once a month to say some incredibly dumb shit enough for joeyb to earn the belt? My vote would be ClydeR.

[Parkbandit]

JoeyB is the dumbest retard.
Shaft is the most butt-hurt retard.
ClydeR is the most consistent retard.

Is only popping in here once a month to say some incredibly dumb shit enough for joeyb to earn the belt? My vote would be ClydeR.

At the time of the decision, sErAn fled the forum due to Trump winning and cLyDeR was posting very little. joeyb was pounding away at the keyboard... 10-20 posts a day without any intelligent thought put into them. At that time, I awarded his behavior with the vacated belt.

But it may be time to vacate the belt once again and award it to someone more deserving. cLyDeR has given us 20+ years of consistent stupidity and should be rewarded.

[Methais]

At the time of the decision, sErAn fled the forum due to Trump winning and cLyDeR was posting very little. joeyb was pounding away at the keyboard... 10-20 posts a day without any intelligent thought put into them. At that time, I awarded his behavior with the vacated belt.

But it may be time to vacate the belt once again and award it to someone more deserving. cLyDeR has given us 20+ years of consistent stupidity and should be rewarded.

I second this. There are some others who are definitely more retarded (Seran, joeybukkake, t4f, shaft, etc.), but they all lack the effort and consistency of ClydeRetard.

Congrats ClydeRetard, this is the first time you've ever won at anything in your life, even if your big win was being the biggest retard which is still a loss.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Back should be in the HoF if we are talking GOATs

[Parkbandit]

Back should be in the HoF if we are talking GOATs

No doubt.

He's the original GOAT.. until he was unseated by sErAn.

[Suppressed Poet]

I think we have reached agreement that ClydeR has earned the belt from joeyb, at least for now.

For a hall of fame list, I may need some help with the history. I’d say The E would have to be included in that conversation though.

[Tgo01]

I actually miss TheE, he was misguided and naive, but at least he was pretty consistent with his beliefs and didn't just parrot back what MSNBC told him to say like the remaining crop of far leftists we have on the PC.

[Gelston]

No doubt.

He's the original GOAT.. until he was unseated by sErAn.

I don't know, cwolff out retarded him a lot back earlier.

[Suppressed Poet]

I actually miss TheE, he was misguided and naive, but at least he was pretty consistent with his beliefs and didn't just parrot back what MSNBC told him to say like the remaining crop of far leftists we have on the PC.

True. Naive may be a better word. I just remember him saying that if an armed burglar broke into his home, he would try to have a rational conversation with that person that they don’t want to add murder to their list of crimes (paraphrasing). This was on the topic of 2nd amendment. I’ll try to find that post later if I can, but that just blew my mind.

Also, he repeatedly called me a cracker which I found amusing.

[Tgo01]

True. Naive may be a better word. I just remember him saying that if an armed burglar broke into his home, he would try to have a rational conversation with that person that they don’t want to add murder to their list of crimes (paraphrasing). This was on the topic of 2nd amendment. I’ll try to find that post later if I can, but that just blew my mind.

Also, he repeatedly called me a cracker which I found amusing.

Yeah the armed burglar comment was a dumb thing to say, but I chalk that up more to him being naive and thinking he could have a rational conversation with someone trying to rob him. It's different than for example Seran saying one thing because MSNBC told him to say then saying the exact opposite the following month when it benefits Democrats to say the opposite, again because MSNBC told him to say it.

You sure it was TheE who called you a cracker a lot? Not saying he wouldn't, but the likes of Shaft and time4fun said shit like that.

[Parkbandit]

I think we have reached agreement that ClydeR has earned the belt from joeyb, at least for now.

For a hall of fame list, I may need some help with the history. I’d say The E would have to be included in that conversation though.

The E is a good guy who always looked for the best in people... it made his world views naive and ignorant at times, but he was never retarded.

[Parkbandit]

I don't know, cwolff out retarded him a lot back earlier.

Very true, but cwolff was never a belt holder. He couldn't keep up with Backlash.

In a different era, cwolff would most definitely be the title holder.

[Suppressed Poet]

Yeah the armed burglar comment was a dumb thing to say, but I chalk that up more to him being naive and thinking he could have a rational conversation with someone trying to rob him. It's different than for example Seran saying one thing because MSNBC told him to say then saying the exact opposite the following month when it benefits Democrats to say the opposite, again because MSNBC told him to say it.

You sure it was TheE who called you a cracker a lot? Not saying he wouldn't, but the likes of Shaft and time4fun said shit like that.

Agreed.

Yes but in all fairness it was well deserved. I told this story about how this couple from Nepal invited us to dinner. At the time I didn’t know/realize Nepal was its own country separate from India. I enjoyed their company and the dinner, but the food burned my a-hole later. Anyways, in that context of not having an iron stomach for spicy food and some others he called me a cracker. No harm no foul. I just found it amusing.