What Trump Cannot Do Because He Is a Felon

[ClydeR]

Because Trump is a felon, he cannot travel to Canada or Mexico or many other countries in the world. If he is elected President, brow beating those countries into changing their laws for Trump is sure to be a big drama.

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/countries-that-dont-allow-felons

[Seran]

Because Trump is a felon, he cannot travel to Canada or Mexico or many other countries in the world. If he is elected President, brow beating those countries into changing their laws for Trump is sure to be a big drama.

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/countries-that-dont-allow-felons

I mean, he's publicly said Canada is full of weak socialists and Mexico full of rapists and murderers, so I don't think that'll be an issue. He's unable to travel to the UK or Australia either, though I think he passport was already revoked anyhow.

[ClydeR]

Trump is ineligible to serve on a jury in Florida where he is a resident. Trump can read about how to get his rights restored at the below link.

https://www.aclufl.org/en/restore-your-rights

[Parkbandit]

Trump is ineligible to serve on a jury in Florida where he is a resident. Trump can read about how to get his rights restored at the below link.

https://www.aclufl.org/en/restore-your-rights

When was the last time a former President was selected to be on a jury.

I'm sure he's really broken up about this.

Stop being such a fucking retard.

[~Rocktar~]

Stop being such a fucking retard.


https://youtu.be/u4IlCN4aovE?si=rtJDaFWIxA2foyc-

[~Rocktar~]

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[ClydeR]

Trump cannot be hired as a bank teller.

https://www.fdic.gov/resources/regulations/laws/section-19-of-fdi-act/index.html

Because Trump's crime involved misstating financial statements, he would not be trusted by most employers hiring someone to handle money.

[Anebriated]

Oh no, someone else will have to count his money moving forward. Preferably not Cohen again...

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Trump cannot be hired as a bank teller.

https://www.fdic.gov/resources/regulations/laws/section-19-of-fdi-act/index.html

Because Trump's crime involved misstating financial statements, he would not be trusted by most employers hiring someone to handle money.

Your first dumb claim doesn't align with your last sentence. At least be consistent in your retardation.

[ClydeR]

Trump cannot be a firefighter or police officer in either Florida or New York.

[ClydeR]

As a convicted felon, Trump cannot hold a liquor license in Florida where he lives and where Mar-a-Lago is located. When Trump realizes this, I expect Governor DeSanctimonious will rush to change Florida's liquor laws on Trump's behalf. Similar laws apply in other states where Trump owns properties.

https://m.flsenate.gov/Statutes/561.15#:~:text=who%20has%20been%20convicted%20in%2 0the%20last%20past%2015%20years%20of%20any%20felon y%20in%20this%20state%20or%20any%20other%20state%2 0or%20the%20United%20States%3B%20or%20to%20a%20cor poration%2C%20any%20of%20the%20officers%20of%20whi ch%20shall%20have%20been%20so%20convicted

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Full retard, you have vastly gone below this low bar.

[Anebriated]

Lefties are just reaching for anything they can to avoid facing the reality that Biden is so bad that theyll likely have to replace him after the August conference.

[ClydeR]

Lefties are just reaching for anything they can to avoid facing the reality that Biden is so bad that theyll likely have to replace him after the August conference.

Liquor licenses are a big deal!

[Suppressed Poet]

Hey ClydeR, I suggest you change the thread title to be more accurate:

“What Trump Temporarily Cannot Do Because He Is A Political Prisoner”

[Methais]

Liquor licenses are a big deal!

So is shitting your pants when you're in your 30s, but that hasn't stopped you or Seran.

[ClydeR]

Trump cannot join the Army because of his criminal record. The same is true for other branches of the military.

https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/requirements

[Suppressed Poet]

Trump cannot join the Army because of his criminal record. The same is true for other branches of the military.

https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/requirements

Neither can you, middle-aged soy boy.

[Seran]

Trump cannot join the Army because of his criminal record. The same is true for other branches of the military.

https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/requirements

That is fine, because as Commander and Chief he was more interested in flirting with the enemy, not to mention giving Afghanistan back to the Taliban without a conceivable plan for the drawdown of our troops.

[Suppressed Poet]

That is fine, because as Commander and Chief he was more interested in flirting with the enemy, not to mention giving Afghanistan back to the Taliban without a conceivable plan for the drawdown of our troops.

Hey retard, this thread is about shitting on Trump. You’re not supposed to talk about the failures of the Biden administration.

[Parkbandit]

That is fine, because as Commander and Chief he was more interested in flirting with the enemy, not to mention giving Afghanistan back to the Taliban without a conceivable plan for the drawdown of our troops.

sErAn: President Biden is POWERLESS to stop the flow of illegal immigrant's coming across our southern border because the Republicans are standing in the way of meaningful immigration reform!
sErAn: President Biden is POWERLESS to stop the imposed deadline for the withdrawal of US troops from Afghanistan because Trump made the deadline!
sErAn: President Biden is POWERLESS to change the price of gas! It's controlled by greedy companies! I hate them!

sErAn: President Biden stopped the XL pipeline, despite the US already paying for it. What a bold move!
sErAn: President Biden stopped the southern wall being built! He is so empathetic to the plight of the brown people I see cutting grass in my mommys neighborhood. We need them to pick our crop's!
sErAn: President Biden lowered the price of gas! What an innovator!

You are such a fucking retard.

[Neveragain]

Trump cannot join the Army because of his criminal record. The same is true for other branches of the military.

https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/requirements

Fun fact, nobody wants to join the military anymore.

[~Rocktar~]

Trump cannot stop the retarded Leftist shills whining about his conviction like they accomplished something of merit.

[Anebriated]

theyll do anything to distract from the fact that Hunter's laptop was confirmed real in court and admitted as evidence. Now everything on it is on record as accurate.

[Parkbandit]

theyll do anything to distract from the fact that Hunter's laptop was confirmed real in court and admitted as evidence. Now everything on it is on record as accurate.

Exactly. I spoke to a liberal neighbor yesterday and brought that up.. she said "That's just Russian disinformation!"

I was like "wut?"

Liberals are so dumb.

[ClydeR]

Trump cannot own, use or possess a gun.

https://www.fdacs.gov/Consumer-Resources/Consumer-Rights-and-Responsibilities/Concealed-Weapon-License/Disqualifying-Conditions/Felony-Conviction





Trump has claimed to be a gun owner on several occasions. In the wake of the deadly 2016 terror attacks in Paris, Trump told a French magazine, “I always carry a weapon on me,” and bragged that had he been there, he would have opened fire on the assailants. Trump claimed to have a concealed-carry permit and to own a .45 caliber H&K pistol as well as a .38 caliber Smith & Wesson.

More... (https://abovethelaw.com/2024/06/as-a-convicted-felon-donald-trump-cannot-possess-firearms-but-no-one-will-likely-enforce-this-gun-ban/)


Also, the guns Trump claims to own sort of sound like the types of guns someone who didn’t know much about guns would lie about owning.

If Trump was lying about owning guns to bolster his political standing, will he now have to obtain some guns illegally so that he can surrender them and maintain the lie?

[ClydeR]

Trump cannot hold any public office in Florida where he is a resident.

From the Florida Constitution..


No person convicted of a felony, or adjudicated in this or any other state to be mentally incompetent, shall be qualified to vote or hold office until restoration of civil rights or removal of disability. Except as provided in subsection (b) of this section, any disqualification from voting arising from a felony conviction shall terminate and voting rights shall be restored upon completion of all terms of sentence including parole or probation.

More... (http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?submenu=3)

[Methais]

What ClydeR can't do because he's a retard:

- Buy cold cuts without his mommy's assistance

- Stop hiding under his bed from Covid

- Stop breastfeeding

- Stop being a massive attention whore

- Touch a consenting woman

- Get a job

- Lift a 5 lb dumbbell

- Leave his house

- Interact with people outside of the internet

- Become PC Retard Champion because as much of a loser as you are, Seran still runs circles around you in the retarded loser race


More:

https://i.imgur.com/S5g56iA.png

[Seran]

Trump cannot hold any public office in Florida where he is a resident.

From the Florida Constitution..

Mentally incompetent and a felon, double whammy under the Florida constitution.

[Methais]

Mentally incompetent and a felon, double whammy under the Florida constitution.

Also Seran: "BIDEN I'S A'S 'SHARP A'S A KNIFE!!!!"


Can't wait to see you melt down after Trump's conviction gets overturned and you blame the black guy.

[ClydeR]

Trump will have to wait five years after his conviction before he can be a beautician in Florida. This year, the Florida legislature considered shortening that time to just three years during the current session but decided it would be too risky to shorten the time.

https://www.flsenate.gov/laws/statutes/2019/455.213

[Parkbandit]

What ClydeR can't do because he's a retard:

- Buy cold cuts without his mommy's assistance

- Stop hiding under his bed from Covid

- Stop breastfeeding

- Stop being a massive attention whore

- Touch a consenting woman

- Get a job

- Lift a 5 lb dumbbell

- Leave his house

- Interact with people outside of the internet

- Become PC Retard Champion because as much of a loser as you are, Seran still runs circles around you in the retarded loser race


More:

https://i.imgur.com/S5g56iA.png

- Leave his mother's house because he's got a phobia about e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.

- Stop making new threads about Trump because his TDS is flaring up due to it being an election year.

- Be a man because he's really just a scared little pussy.

[Seran]

I imagine 'Travel Freely' will be added to that list when Dump finishes with his first probation meeting and likely gets fitted with an ankle monitor pre-sentencing hearing.

[kutter]

Y'all do realize that right now Trump is not a felon, right, at least not yet. Legally until the verdict is entered and he is sentenced, he is a free man that can do any of the things you claim that he cannot.

[Anebriated]

They dont have a choice. Theres an election in a few months and the Dems cant run on ANYTHING except Trump is a felon, supreme court justices and abortion. Everything else has been a total disaster for them under Biden.

[ClydeR]

Y'all do realize that right now Trump is not a felon, right, at least not yet. Legally until the verdict is entered and he is sentenced, he is a free man that can do any of the things you claim that he cannot.


I expect to be occupied with other issues when Trump is sentenced in July, and I'm not the kind of person who procrastinates. Besides, many of the restrictions on felons become effective when charged with a crime, long before a trial, such as the restriction on firearm possession. So I disagree with the statement that he "can do any of the things you claim that he cannot."

[Seran]

Y'all do realize that right now Trump is not a felon, right, at least not yet. Legally until the verdict is entered and he is sentenced, he is a free man that can do any of the things you claim that he cannot.

That dose of copium you've swallowed has effected your mental cognition. Being convicted of 34 felony charges does in fact make him a convicted felon​.

[Seran]

They dont have a choice. Theres an election in a few months and the Dems cant run on ANYTHING except Trump is a felon, supreme court justices and abortion. Everything else has been a total disaster for them under Biden.

You forgot strong economy, tamed inflation, longest stretch of low unemployment in the history of our nation, cut the deficit in half from the last guy. Oh, and he's not a felon. :)

[Parkbandit]

You forgot strong economy, tamed inflation, longest stretch of low unemployment in the history of our nation, cut the deficit in half from the last guy. Oh, and he's not a felon. :)

No, he's an incestuous pedophile who created the Biden Family Crime Syndicate to peddle his US power into a multi million dollar business by accepting and demanding bribes from questionable countries in exchange for access.

[Methais]

No, he's an incestuous pedophile who created the Biden Family Crime Syndicate to peddle his US power into a multi million dollar business by accepting and demanding bribes from questionable countries in exchange for access.


I DONT CARE BECAU'SE IM S'CARED THAT TRUMP I'S GOING TO MAKE ME GET A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah yes, finally some honesty.

[ClydeR]

Trump will have to wait 10 years before he will be eligible for a securities license.

https://www.finra.org/rules-guidance/guidance/eligibility-requirements

[Methais]

Trump will have to wait 10 years before he will be eligible for a securities license.

https://www.finra.org/rules-guidance/guidance/eligibility-requirements

Your parents kept you locked up in the basement when you were a kid, didn't they?

I mean they still do now, but I'm pretty sure they did when you were a kid too.

[ClydeR]

Trump cannot be an EMT or paramedic in Florida where he is a resident.

[Methais]

I'm a huge butthurt loser.

This is correct.

[Parkbandit]

You should change this title to "Things Trump and Hunter cannot do because they are a felon"

Guilty on all charges.

I'm actually shocked that a jury in Delaware found a Biden guilty of anything.

[ClydeR]

Liquor licenses are a big deal!






A spokesperson for the New Jersey Attorney General’s office said Monday that the office is reviewing whether Trump’s 34-county felony conviction for making hush-money payments and falsifying records disqualifies the former president from holding liquor licenses at his golf courses.

Trump owns three golf courses in the Garden State, and each of his properties in Bedminster, Colts Neck and Pine Hill has an active liquor license.

More... (https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/donald-trump-may-lose-liquor-licenses-at-his-golf-courses-over-hush-money-convictions/)

I knew the liquor licenses would be a big issue. Expect Trump to take prompt action. It is not something he afford to let linger. Liquor licenses are crucial.

[Suppressed Poet]

I'm actually shocked that a jury in Delaware found a Biden guilty of anything.

Me too, especially with Jill Biden giving each of the jurors death threats with her eyes.

[Seran]

You should change this title to "Things Trump and Hunter cannot do because they are a felon"

Guilty on all charges.

I'm actually shocked that a jury in Delaware found a Biden guilty of anything.

You're surprised that our justice system when presented with clear evidence of intent and guilt had juries that found Trump and Hunter Biden guilty of charges? Huh, okay.

[Parkbandit]

You're surprised that our justice system when presented with clear evidence of intent and guilt had juries that found Trump and Hunter Biden guilty of charges? Huh, okay.

Yes.

I was not surprised by the Trump verdict.. it was clear on day 1 that this was all political to anyone with an IQ over 12.

I am surprised that a Delaware jury found a Biden guilty, given their history in that state.

[Seran]

Yes.

I was not surprised by the Trump verdict.. it was clear on day 1 that this was all political to anyone with an IQ over 12.

I am surprised that a Delaware jury found a Biden guilty, given their history in that state.

Soo in one instance you assumed a jury screened by bother the prosecution and defense would find Trump guilty because of political bias, and another that Hunter would be found innocent because of political bias. Soo, what have you learned about assuming?

[Parkbandit]

Soo in one instance you assumed a jury screened by bother the prosecution and defense would find Trump guilty because of political bias, and another that Hunter would be found innocent because of political bias. Soo, what have you learned about assuming?

I assumed from day 1 that you were retarded.

And I nailed it.

[~Rocktar~]

I knew the liquor licenses would be a big issue. Expect Trump to take prompt action. It is not something he afford to let linger. Liquor licenses are crucial.

Trump's companies own golf courses, it's not like his name is on the licenses you moron.

[ClydeR]

Trump's companies own golf courses, it's not like his name is on the licenses you moron.


It's very much like that. Criminals can't evade the rules against selling liquor just by forming a corporation. Look what Trump had to do to transfer management of his companies after the 2016 election..

https://project.wnyc.org/trump-liquor-licenses/

[~Rocktar~]

It's very much like that. Criminals can't evade the rules against selling liquor just by forming a corporation. Look what Trump had to do to transfer management of his companies after the 2016 election..

https://project.wnyc.org/trump-liquor-licenses/

So you confirm that it won't affect the golf courses. Good job dumbass.

[ClydeR]

Trump cannot be a schoolteacher in Florida. Oh wait. I got that one wrong! I just assumed. But after researching it, I see that being a felon would not disqualify him from being a teacher in Florida, unlike the important jobs previously mentioned in this thread, such as beautician, firefighter and soldier. As long as he stays away from banned books, he'll be acceptable as a Florida schoolteacher.

[Methais]

My diaper has been full since Sunday and my mommy and her friends keep laughing at me.

This is correct.

[ClydeR]

Trump will need to keep a clean criminal record for one year (https://www.fdc.myflorida.com/institutions/visiting-information) before he will be eligible to visit someone who is serving time in a prison. Trump knows a lot of criminals. An embarrassing number of close associates of Trump have been (https://www.axios.com/2024/03/07/trump-associates-prison-sentence-crimes-list) sentenced to prison as a result of actions they took during the Trump Administration. A condition of Trump's probation will likely be that he not associate with criminals.

[ClydeR]

Trump cannot get an SBA loan until he finishes any prison sentence and probation. After that, he may have difficulty getting an SBA loan because his crime involved financial dishonesty.

https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/small-business/business-loans-for-felons

[ClydeR]

Because he was convicted of a crime involving financial fraud, Trump cannot get a license to be a professional card dealer in Florida where he is a resident.

https://www.flsenate.gov/laws/statutes/2023/849.086

[ClydeR]

Because Trump's crime involved financial fraud, federal law deems him untrustworthy to be an officer, trustee or custodian of an employee retirement plan. Any attempt to serve in such position would be a crime punishable by 5 years in prison. He is forbidden by law from have any power to make decisions about, or have custody of, assets in employee retirement accounts.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/29/1111

[Willowthorns]

Because Trump's crime involved financial fraud, federal law deems him untrustworthy to be an officer, trustee or custodian of an employee retirement plan. Any attempt to serve in such position would be a crime punishable by 5 years in prison. He is forbidden by law from have any power to make decisions about, or have custody of, assets in employee retirement accounts.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/29/1111

Are you having a seizure, do we need to call 911?

[ClydeR]

Father's Day is a good time to reflect on what parents should tell their children about why they decided to, or not to, vote for a criminal..




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYxOwVe31Lg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYxOwVe31Lg

[Anebriated]

Trump and Biden have very different meanings of "love your kids". Ill vote for the criminal of process crimes before the pedophile any day of the week and wont feel bad about it.

[Seran]

Father's Day for a guy who has the most disgusting thing to say about his daughters.
https://youtu.be/8EPEkk6qWkg?si=OGXA1vnOs1u2z7tM

[Parkbandit]

Father's Day for a guy who has the most disgusting thing to say about his daughters.
https://youtu.be/8EPEkk6qWkg?si=OGXA1vnOs1u2z7tM

Father's Day for a professional child sniffer who's own daughter had to forgo showering (sErAn's like "that ain't nothing... I go year's without shower's!) so her pedo dad wouldn't come in and sexually assault her again.

[ClydeR]

Trump may not be a bail bondsman in his home state of Florida.

https://www.flsenate.gov/laws/statutes/2011/648.44

[ClydeR]

Trump will have to wait three years before he can be a social worker in Florida.

https://floridasmentalhealthprofessions.gov/forms/conviction-matrix.pdf

[Anebriated]

Imagine being so obsessed with Trump that you take the time to dig these up. Nevermind the fact that hes a billionaire and would never need to concern himself with any of these that you are posting.

[Parkbandit]

Imagine being so obsessed with Trump that you take the time to dig these up. Nevermind the fact that hes a billionaire and would never need to concern himself with any of these that you are posting.

At least his full blown TDS outted him as the retarded liberal we always knew he was and he was finally able to stop pretending to be something he's not.

[ClydeR]

Imagine being so obsessed with Trump that you take the time to dig these up. Nevermind the fact that hes a billionaire and would never need to concern himself with any of these that you are posting.

What's silly is that Tgo01 is copying my idea and doing the same research for Hunter Biden's felony conviction, and Hunter isn't even running for office. Surely that is an indication of compulsive obsession, not to mention lack of creativity.

[Anebriated]

What's silly is that Tgo01 is copying my idea and doing the same research for Hunter Biden's felony conviction, and Hunter isn't even running for office. Surely that is an indication of compulsive obsession, not to mention lack of creativity.

mockery is different than copying an idea.

[Suppressed Poet]

mockery is different than copying an idea.

ClydeR thinks Tgo01 is plagiarizing his own genius level creativity. :rofl:

[Parkbandit]

What's silly is that Tgo01 is copying my idea and doing the same research for Hunter Biden's felony conviction, and Hunter isn't even running for office. Surely that is an indication of compulsive obsession, not to mention lack of creativity.

He's making fun of how stupid you are.

And you and sErAn are the only ones who don't realize it.

Fucking retard.

[ClydeR]

ClydeR thinks Tgo01 is plagiarizing his own genius level creativity.

Whoa! That's going too far. I never used the P word. This is an example of the F word, imitation being the sincerest form of Flattery.

[Parkbandit]

Whoa! That's going too far. I never used the P word. This is an example of the F word, imitation being the sincerest form of Flattery.

Shocker.. you still don't get it.


He's making fun of how stupid you are.

And you and sErAn are the only ones who don't realize it.

Fucking retard.

[ClydeR]

Shocker.. you still don't get it.

I just don't think Suppressed Poet should be accusing people of something as serious as plagiarism, when it was obviously just a fan emulating my work.

[ClydeR]

Trump may not serve as the executor of the estate of a deceased person, even if named in the will.

https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2018/733.504

[Parkbandit]

I just don't think

Agreed. 100%

And it's not your fault.. you are just incapable of doing so.

You're the real victim here.

[ClydeR]

(3) Any person who has been convicted of a crime in any federal court or in any court of a state other than Florida, or of any foreign state or country, which crime if committed in Florida would be a felony, shall forthwith within 48 hours after entering any county in this state register with the sheriff of said county in the same manner as provided for in subsection (2).

More... (https://codes.findlaw.com/fl/title-xlvi-crimes/fl-st-sect-775-13/)

The Florida law requires a felon to go to the local sheriff's office in Florida and be photographed and fingerprinted. Many other states and cities have similar laws, with varying wording and time periods. There was a U.S. Supreme Court case about these kinds of laws in 1957, when somebody who had been convicted of forgery traveled to Los Angeles and failed to comply with the Los Angeles registration ordinance..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambert_v._California

Trump's lawyers probably forgot about criminal registration laws until now. Because Trump travels a lot, after they read my post, they'll have to get busy researching which states and cities have such laws. You can be certain that, when Trump's opponents read this, they will get busy. I wonder if Wisconsin or Milwaukee has that kind of law. I don't imagine Milwaukee officials are very happy with Trump right now (https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-pressed-staying-milwaukee-tv-interview-ahead-convention-rcna157861). Most convicted criminals don't travel as much as Trump, and these laws are not a big concern for most felons.

[ClydeR]

A felon cannot own or operate a cemetery in Florida. You already know why.

https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2021/497.264

[ClydeR]

Trump cannot be a yacht broker in Florida. That's too bad for him, because I heard yacht brokers make a lot of money. It's not an easy business to get into, I would imagine.

https://codes.findlaw.com/fl/title-xxiv-vessels/fl-st-sect-326-004/

[Seran]

Trump cannot be a yacht broker in Florida. That's too bad for him, because I heard yacht brokers make a lot of money. It's not an easy business to get into, I would imagine.

https://codes.findlaw.com/fl/title-xxiv-vessels/fl-st-sect-326-004/

After the recent speech Trump gave on the dangers of batteries in the ocean causing electrocution when you're battling sharks.. I think this one may actually bother him.

[Methais]

After the recent speech Trump gave on the dangers of batteries in the ocean causing electrocution when you're battling sharks.. I think this one may actually bother him.

You have no job and you're a welfare addicted pedo. Just saying.

[ClydeR]

Trump must wait 15 years before he can get a license to sell insurance in Florida.

https://myfloridacfo.com/division/agents/licensing/agents-and-adjusters/criminal-histories

[Arqueto]

Trump must wait 15 years before he can get a license to sell insurance in Florida.

https://myfloridacfo.com/division/agents/licensing/agents-and-adjusters/criminal-histories

What an attention whore loser you are.

NOTICE ME SENPAI!

[Methais]

What an attention whore loser you are.

NOTICE ME SENPAI!

This is why a thread just for ClydeR was created to reply to him in, instead of giving his 847024234 new daily attention whore threads the attention that his parents never did:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?137591-A-Thread-For-ClydeR

[ClydeR]

Trump cannot work for the Florida lottery.

https://www.flsenate.gov/laws/statutes/2021/24.105

[ClydeR]

Trump cannot get a job installing fire sprinklers. It's too important to entrust to someone with a criminal history who might cut corners.

https://codes.findlaw.com/fl/title-xxxvii-insurance/fl-st-sect-633-304/

[ClydeR]

Trump cannot serve in the Florida state guard.

https://www.flsenate.gov/laws/statutes/2022/251.001

[ClydeR]

Trump cannot, either by himself or in cooperation with others, acquire a controlling interest in a Florida bank.

https://codes.findlaw.com/fl/title-xxxviii-banks-and-banking/fl-st-sect-665-034.html