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ClydeR
03-22-2022, 11:04 AM
In the opening speeches yesterday for Ketanji Brown Jackson's nomination to the Supreme Court, Sen. Marsha Blackburn announced that she intends to question Jackson about CRT. "Is it your personal hidden agenda to incorporate critical race theory into our legal system?"

Good look for Blackburn?


"Is it your personal hidden agenda to incorporate critical race theory into our legal system?" Blackburn asked. "These are answers that the American people need to know. We are going to look at past statements, decisions, and seek clarification from this committee before we make our decision."

More... (https://www.rawstory.com/marsha-blackburn-2657006234/)

Methais
03-22-2022, 11:16 AM
In the opening speeches yesterday for Ketanji Brown Jackson's nomination to the Supreme Court, Sen. Marsha Blackburn announced that she intends to question Jackson about CRT. "Is it your personal hidden agenda to incorporate critical race theory into our legal system?"

Good look for Blackburn?

If she said yes, it wouldn't be much of a hidden agenda, would it?

LOL BRIELUS
03-22-2022, 11:42 AM
Barely watchable so far, although I haven't heard much from the Judge. Each senator pontificating and grandstanding about random nonsense. Everyone ranting and rambling about dark money and other irrelevant special interests. No wonder there is sub 20% approval ratings for congress. It's telling we have to have a full day of "work" just to have "opening statements".

Can we not get to serious business and just get to the point and ask serious, tough, and relevant questions, have real logical debate, and then vote and make the best decision? Throw away the garbage grandstanding and partisan gibberish and maybe congress can get something done.

Parkbandit
03-22-2022, 11:52 AM
No matter what... the Republicans will treat this nominee far, far, far better than the Democrats did with Judge Kavanaugh.

kutter
03-22-2022, 12:22 PM
No matter what... the Republicans will treat this nominee far, far, far better than the Democrats did with Judge Kavanaugh.

No one would ever do that because if they did, well they would be racist for attacking a black nominee, I mean look how just the left was in their treatment of Clarence Thomas. If the right is only half as 'enthusiastic' in there vetting of Brown then the liberal media lose whatever is left of their minds, which admittedly is not very much.

LOL BRIELUS
03-22-2022, 12:47 PM
No matter what... the Republicans will treat this nominee far, far, far better than the Democrats did with Judge Kavanaugh.

I felt that the proceedings were just way below the decorum that such a hearing should be. I also felt that ironically, if Feinstein did her due diligence and reported the accusation right away (wasn't reported until after!!!!!! the hearings), it would have avoided the whole thing and probably someone else would have been nominated.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-22-2022, 12:56 PM
I don't know, it doesn't seem like a 3 ring circus like the last two have been. Has Booker done any grandstanding yet?

Parkbandit
03-22-2022, 02:24 PM
I don't know, it doesn't seem like a 3 ring circus like the last two have been. Has Booker done any grandstanding yet?

God what a douchenozzle Sparticus is...

LOL BRIELUS
03-23-2022, 09:22 AM
Here we go, I have it on now, already 9AM, most of America is working, and surprise, noone is asking the judge actual questions, everyone just arguing about nonsense they Reps/Dems did this, you're being mean and editorializing. Good lord.

But at least this Senator Ossoff finally said exactly what I am saying now and lets get on with it, and talk later about procedure. Who is this guy with common sense? Kick him off the committee and give Sparticus more airtime! /s

Gelston
03-23-2022, 09:28 AM
She is qualified. I don’t agree with a lot of her stances, but she is qualified.

LOL BRIELUS
03-23-2022, 09:54 AM
Agree, I don't really hear anything radical or particularly worrisome so far. My brief reading so far on the topic is that there is really nothing reasonably to attack her on, except her public defender service, which is a loser argument IMO, especially in light of her double Harvard degrees, subsequent nomination and service on 2 other courts and sentencing commission.

I am interested in this Senator Ossoff, he seems reasonable and serious. He's actually asking real legal questions of universal political interest like electronic privacy, citing conservative and liberal justices.

Parkbandit
03-23-2022, 12:03 PM
Agree, I don't really hear anything radical or particularly worrisome so far. My brief reading so far on the topic is that there is really nothing reasonably to attack her on, except her public defender service, which is a loser argument IMO, especially in light of her double Harvard degrees, subsequent nomination and service on 2 other courts and sentencing commission.

I am interested in this Senator Ossoff, he seems reasonable and serious. He's actually asking real legal questions of universal political interest like electronic privacy, citing conservative and liberal justices.

Do you believe that Senator Ossoff would be reasonable if this was a Republican nominee?

I do not.

kutter
03-23-2022, 12:07 PM
She is qualified. I don’t agree with a lot of her stances, but she is qualified.

But the question is, is she the most qualified, or is she she most qualified black female? She has only been a justice for I think 8 years, and a fair number of her positions have been reversed by higher courts, ok, NOT as many as the 9th circuit, but I mean that number is just stupid.

Gelston
03-23-2022, 12:34 PM
But the question is, is she the most qualified, or is she she most qualified black female? She has only been a justice for I think 8 years, and a fair number of her positions have been reversed by higher courts, ok, NOT as many as the 9th circuit, but I mean that number is just stupid.

Strip away her color and sex, and she would be a shoe in. Biden shouldn't have said he was only going for a black female. That cheapens it.

She went to an Ivy League Law School, Harvard. She has served as a clerk for US District Court, Court of Appeals, and US Supreme Court. Served a few years with a private practice, and the servedd as a public defender for the US Court of Appeals.

She later served as the vice chair of the US Sentencing Commission, confirmed by unanimous Senate consent. In 2012, she became a federal judge, serving on the US District Court for DC. She later was moved up to the US Court of Appeals.

She has more qualifications than probably any other nominated Justice in the last 20 years. Like I said, I don't agree with her stances on many things, but her resume is amazing.

kutter
03-23-2022, 01:02 PM
Strip away her color and sex, and she would be a shoe in. Biden shouldn't have said he was only going for a black female. That cheapens it.

She went to an Ivy League Law School, Harvard. She has served as a clerk for US District Court, Court of Appeals, and US Supreme Court. Served a few years with a private practice, and the servedd as a public defender for the US Court of Appeals.

She later served as the vice chair of the US Sentencing Commission, confirmed by unanimous Senate consent. In 2012, she became a federal judge, serving on the US District Court for DC. She later was moved up to the US Court of Appeals.

She has more qualifications than probably any other nominated Justice in the last 20 years. Like I said, I don't agree with her stances on many things, but her resume is amazing.

Her qualifications on paper are adequate, I agree, but there is one thing I do not like and admittedly it is a trend in SCOTUS nominees, she is another Ivy leaguer. Only one justice on SCOTUS right now did not attend a 'Ivy' league school, but for all practical purposes she did. I want to see justices that are not all produced rom the same place with the same mindsets.

I was reading an article on this very thing and they had an interesting quote from Peter Lake, the director of Stetson's Center for Excellence in Higher Education Law and Policy who himself has a J.D. degree from Harvard, says one result of having so many Supreme Court justices from prestigious academic institutions is that they tend to associate themselves with complicated legal philosophies such as textualism. Their legal opinions are often difficult for nonlawyers to comprehend because they are very abstract, Lake suggests.

"The thing I'm getting a little nervous about with the court is that the only people who can really understand what the Supreme Court is saying are the people who are trained to understand what the Supreme Court is saying," he says. "You read some of these opinions now, and unless you have advanced legal training, you can't really understand. You can understand who won and who lost, but in terms of the reasoning, people get lost in the weeds."

I am not suggesting that we have candidates that are subpar, but some from a legal institution other than Ivy league would better represent the country as a whole. Even the current nominee has far more in common with the sitting justices of both political persuasions than she does some person walking down the street in St. Louis MS. And I do not think our government, judicial, legislative, or executive benefit from it.

Parkbandit
03-23-2022, 01:02 PM
Strip away her color and sex, and she would be a shoe in. Biden shouldn't have said he was only going for a black female. That cheapens it.

She went to an Ivy League Law School, Harvard. She has served as a clerk for US District Court, Court of Appeals, and US Supreme Court. Served a few years with a private practice, and the servedd as a public defender for the US Court of Appeals.

She later served as the vice chair of the US Sentencing Commission, confirmed by unanimous Senate consent. In 2012, she became a federal judge, serving on the US District Court for DC. She later was moved up to the US Court of Appeals.

She has more qualifications than probably any other nominated Justice in the last 20 years. Like I said, I don't agree with her stances on many things, but her resume is amazing.

But does she like the taste of beer? Did she ever attend parties 30 years ago?

These are very important questions we need answers to.

Gelston
03-23-2022, 01:08 PM
But does she like the taste of beer? Did she ever attend parties 30 years ago?

These are very important questions we need answers to.

Yes, Democrats were fucking retarded.

Neveragain
03-23-2022, 01:17 PM
Strip away her color and sex, and she would be a shoe in. Biden shouldn't have said he was only going for a black female. That cheapens it.

She went to an Ivy League Law School, Harvard. She has served as a clerk for US District Court, Court of Appeals, and US Supreme Court. Served a few years with a private practice, and the servedd as a public defender for the US Court of Appeals.

She later served as the vice chair of the US Sentencing Commission, confirmed by unanimous Senate consent. In 2012, she became a federal judge, serving on the US District Court for DC. She later was moved up to the US Court of Appeals.

She has more qualifications than probably any other nominated Justice in the last 20 years. Like I said, I don't agree with her stances on many things, but her resume is amazing.

I agree, I think she has done a good job of answering the questions.

A judge that believes the sentencing should match the severity of the crime.

https://c.tenor.com/vkodxf_ULOUAAAAC/apocalypsenow-horror.gif

Neveragain
03-23-2022, 01:22 PM
Yes, Democrats were fucking retarded.

Some of the Republicans are coming off retarded as well. Cruz looked especially retarded.

I'm curious as to her sentencing history in other cases not involving child pornography. I have a feeling we would see the same results.

Methais
03-23-2022, 01:29 PM
Yes, Democrats were fucking retarded.

They still are.

Seran
03-23-2022, 05:49 PM
Petty amusing watching Ted Cruz bitch about not getting answers to questions he won't let her finish answering.

Parkbandit
03-23-2022, 06:38 PM
Petty amusing

Indeed.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-24-2022, 08:32 AM
Booker got his grandstanding in

Parkbandit
03-24-2022, 08:44 AM
Booker got his grandstanding in

LOL

Gelston
03-24-2022, 09:36 AM
Did he call himself Spartacus again?

Seran
03-24-2022, 10:54 AM
Booker got his grandstanding in

I enjoy seeing him getting emotional and crying, it's cringe factor is highly effective.

Seran
04-07-2022, 08:55 PM
Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson was confirmed to replace Justice Breyer, with three Republican votes nonetheless. There's hope yet for the Right!

beldannon5
04-08-2022, 12:11 AM
Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson was confirmed to replace Justice Breyer, with three Republican votes nonetheless. There's hope yet for the Right!

Yes there is hope for the right. However for the left, there is no hope.

Jeril
04-08-2022, 05:50 AM
Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson was confirmed to replace Justice Breyer, with three Republican votes nonetheless. There's hope yet for the Right!

You are excited about someone being confirmed as a Justice who can't even say what a woman is?

Bhaalizmo
04-08-2022, 08:14 AM
You are excited about someone being confirmed as a Justice who can't even say what a woman is?

After the last confirmation, she's like a megabrain appointment.

Parkbandit
04-08-2022, 08:21 AM
After the last confirmation, she's like a megabrain appointment.

Are you saying that Amy Coney Barrett is dumb?

Or did you not know she was the last confirmation?

Bhaalizmo
04-08-2022, 08:31 AM
Are you saying that Amy Coney Barrett is dumb?

Or did you not know she was the last confirmation?

I'm saying that Amy Coney Barret and "I LIKE BEER"s cognitive capacities combined, are insufficient to open a box of crayons.

Methais
04-08-2022, 08:38 AM
After the last confirmation, she's like a megabrain appointment.

If you're a pedo, sure. Jackson loves pedos.

Don't be a pedo.



I'm saying that Amy Coney Barret and "I LIKE BEER"s cognitive capacities combined, are insufficient to open a box of crayons.

You should be able to relate to them both completely then if that's the case.

Since you're slow, allow me to explain: It's because you're extraordinarily stupid.

Parkbandit
04-08-2022, 08:45 AM
I'm saying that Amy Coney Barret and "I LIKE BEER"s cognitive capacities combined, are insufficient to open a box of crayons.

Her resume makes you look even dumber than normal. I know you don't know what half of these words mean.. and I don't want to explain it to you.. suffice to say, you're retarded.

Barrett attended St. Mary's Dominican High School (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Mary%27s_Dominican_High_School), an all-girls (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-sex_education) Roman Catholic high school in New Orleans.[30] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-30) She was student body vice president of the school and graduated in 1990.[31] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-31) After high school, Barrett attended Rhodes College (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodes_College), where she majored (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_major) in English literature (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_literature) and minored (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_minor) in French (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_language). She graduated in 1994 with a Bachelor of Arts (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachelor_of_Arts) magna cum laude (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_honors#United_States) and was inducted into Omicron Delta Kappa (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omicron_Delta_Kappa) and Phi Beta Kappa (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phi_Beta_Kappa).[32] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-:0-32) In her graduating class, she was named most outstanding English department graduate.[33] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-:3-33)
Barrett then attended the Notre Dame Law School (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre_Dame_Law_School) on a full-tuition scholarship. She was an executive editor of the Notre Dame Law Review (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre_Dame_Law_Review)[34] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-Howe-34) and graduated in 1997 ranked first in her class with a Juris Doctor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juris_Doctor) summa cum laude.[33] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-:3-33)

Bhaalizmo
04-08-2022, 09:42 AM
Her resume makes you look even dumber than normal. I know you don't know what half of these words mean.. and I don't want to explain it to you.. suffice to say, you're retarded.

Barrett attended St. Mary's Dominican High School (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Mary%27s_Dominican_High_School), an all-girls (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-sex_education) Roman Catholic high school in New Orleans.[30] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-30) She was student body vice president of the school and graduated in 1990.[31] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-31) After high school, Barrett attended Rhodes College (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodes_College), where she majored (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_major) in English literature (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_literature) and minored (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_minor) in French (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_language). She graduated in 1994 with a Bachelor of Arts (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachelor_of_Arts) magna cum laude (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_honors#United_States) and was inducted into Omicron Delta Kappa (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omicron_Delta_Kappa) and Phi Beta Kappa (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phi_Beta_Kappa).[32] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-:0-32) In her graduating class, she was named most outstanding English department graduate.[33] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-:3-33)
Barrett then attended the Notre Dame Law School (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre_Dame_Law_School) on a full-tuition scholarship. She was an executive editor of the Notre Dame Law Review (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre_Dame_Law_Review)[34] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-Howe-34) and graduated in 1997 ranked first in her class with a Juris Doctor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juris_Doctor) summa cum laude.[33] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-:3-33)

It's easy to tell where the copy and paste stops and where you actually begin to type words, because dumb and retarded are all you ever have to say.

Good job. You posted links.

Remind me again, how many Democrats stormed out during Barrett's appointment?

Methais
04-08-2022, 09:43 AM
Her resume makes you look even dumber than normal. I know you don't know what half of these words mean.. and I don't want to explain it to you.. suffice to say, you're retarded.

Barrett attended St. Mary's Dominican High School[/URL], an all-girls (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-sex_education) Roman Catholic high school in New Orleans.



Fun fact: I was her gym teacher.

joeyb
04-08-2022, 09:46 AM
Her resume makes you look even dumber than normal. I know you don't know what half of these words mean.. and I don't want to explain it to you.. suffice to say, you're retarded.

Barrett attended St. Mary's Dominican High School (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Mary%27s_Dominican_High_School), an all-girls (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-sex_education) Roman Catholic high school in New Orleans.[30] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-30) She was student body vice president of the school and graduated in 1990.[31] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-31) After high school, Barrett attended Rhodes College (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodes_College), where she majored (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_major) in English literature (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_literature) and minored (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_minor) in French (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_language). She graduated in 1994 with a Bachelor of Arts (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachelor_of_Arts) magna cum laude (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_honors#United_States) and was inducted into Omicron Delta Kappa (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omicron_Delta_Kappa) and Phi Beta Kappa (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phi_Beta_Kappa).[32] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-:0-32) In her graduating class, she was named most outstanding English department graduate.[33] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-:3-33)
Barrett then attended the Notre Dame Law School (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre_Dame_Law_School) on a full-tuition scholarship. She was an executive editor of the Notre Dame Law Review (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre_Dame_Law_Review)[34] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-Howe-34) and graduated in 1997 ranked first in her class with a Juris Doctor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juris_Doctor) summa cum laude.[33] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Coney_Barrett#cite_note-:3-33)

yeah, she went to college and then lol notre dame. looks like someone can copy and paste wikipedia but doesn't know anything about law schools

you're an idiot and stop posting

Gelston
04-08-2022, 09:53 AM
I'm saying that Amy Coney Barret and "I LIKE BEER"s cognitive capacities combined, are insufficient to open a box of crayons.

I’m willing to bet Amy Comey Barret, as well as anyone on the Supreme Court, has a higher legal IQ than anyone in these forums.

Gelston
04-08-2022, 09:55 AM
yeah, she went to college and then lol notre dame. looks like someone can copy and paste wikipedia but doesn't know anything about law schools

you're an idiot and stop posting

Which law school did you attend?

joeyb
04-08-2022, 10:12 AM
Which law school did you attend?

lol at this stupid ass attempt at an own.

go away gelston we haven't called for you yet

joeyb
04-08-2022, 10:13 AM
I’m willing to bet Amy Comey Barret, as well as anyone on the Supreme Court, has a higher legal IQ than anyone in these forums.

lol why are you guys so bad at this

Parkbandit
04-08-2022, 11:08 AM
It's easy to tell where the copy and paste stops and where you actually begin to type words, because dumb and retarded are all you ever have to say.

Good job. You posted links.

Remind me again, how many Democrats stormed out during Barrett's appointment?

You made the claim that ACB is an idiot compared to KBJ. I provided the link to her academic accomplishments.

And your "comeback" was "yea, but my Democrats didn't storm out of ACB's Appointment!"

Jesus fuck you are beyond retarded.

Congratulations on recognizing where I copy/pasted though.... I'm very impressed with your amazing capacity to state what is completely obvious to normal people.

Parkbandit
04-08-2022, 11:10 AM
yeah, she went to college and then lol notre dame. looks like someone can copy and paste wikipedia but doesn't know anything about law schools

you're an idiot and stop posting

Oh, look! Even MacGuyver, who can't break into his dream career of a gay porn star or buy a home could tell I copy/pasted!

Great job, MacGuyver! YOU DID IT!

Parkbandit
04-08-2022, 11:12 AM
lol why are you guys so bad at this

https://i0.wp.com/www.thepathway2success.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/10-Self-Awareness-Activities-for-Kids.jpg?fit=1498%2C787&ssl=1

Please have your mommy PM me so I can go over today's lesson plan for you.

Holy shit, you might be the least self aware person here.. and we have time4fun and Seran!

Like, you continue to make alts because they keep getting banned... but you STILL out yourself with your first dozen posts because you are "so bad at this"...

Methais
04-08-2022, 12:10 PM
macguyver's having a meltdown lol

joeyb
04-08-2022, 12:16 PM
Oh, look! Even MacGuyver, who can't break into his dream career of a gay porn star or buy a home could tell I copy/pasted!

Great job, MacGuyver! YOU DID IT!

i pointed out that you're a moron who doesn't actually know anything because you copy and pasted a wikipedia article trying to prove ACB's accomplishments are worth anything when she went to fucking notre dame. take the L you fucking mushbrained freak.

joeyb
04-08-2022, 12:17 PM
macguyver's having a meltdown lol

methais what are you doing here, no one called the butthurt brigade. sorry we aren't ready for you yet

Methais
04-08-2022, 12:31 PM
methais what are you doing here, no one called the butthurt brigade. sorry we aren't ready for you yet

https://c.tenor.com/nw1kXjKk4lwAAAAd/there-is-no-need-to-be-upset-dont-be-upset.gif

Parkbandit
04-08-2022, 01:03 PM
macguyver's having a meltdown lol

He ALWAYS is in a state of meltdown... why do you think he holds the record of bans on this forum?

Imagine being dumb and mentally unstable... he's a fucking mess.

Parkbandit
04-08-2022, 01:04 PM
i pointed out that you're a moron who doesn't actually know anything because you copy and pasted a wikipedia article trying to prove ACB's accomplishments are worth anything when she went to fucking notre dame. take the L you fucking mushbrained freak.

What school did you attend and graduate at the top of your class again?

Oh right... San Francisco Elementary School for the Mentally Disabled.

Grats!

joeyb
04-08-2022, 01:12 PM
What school did you attend and graduate at the top of your class again?

Oh right... San Francisco Elementary School for the Mentally Disabled.

Grats!

lol so you are a student of the Gelston school of message board debate tactics - if you get owned just bring up something unrelated and hope no one notices.

i'm not sure how many L's we can stack up for you today parkbandit but it's going to def be a new record.

Gelston
04-08-2022, 02:25 PM
lol so you are a student of the Gelston school of message board debate tactics - if you get owned just bring up something unrelated and hope no one notices.

i'm not sure how many L's we can stack up for you today parkbandit but it's going to def be a new record.

lol at you considering anything on these boards to be a "debate".

Methais
04-08-2022, 02:44 PM
lol so you are a student of the Gelston school of message board debate tactics - if you get owned just bring up something unrelated and hope no one notices.

i'm not sure how many L's we can stack up for you today parkbandit but it's going to def be a new record.

There is no bigger L than creating 94873204237492370432 alt accounts years in advance on a 30 year old text game forum because every account you'd post from at the time got banned for being a megatard, then acting the exact same way on every one of said alt accounts while being like "I'm not macguyver guys, srs!" and then getting super mad and spending the next several days shitting your pants in another colossal meltdown until Kranar eventually bans you again, which you have to work really really REALLY hard at being retarded to get banned from the PC to begin with.

Good job loser.

joeyb
04-08-2022, 03:12 PM
There is no bigger L than creating 94873204237492370432 alt accounts years in advance on a 30 year old text game forum because every account you'd post from at the time got banned for being a megatard, then acting the exact same way on every one of said alt accounts while being like "I'm not macguyver guys, srs!" and then getting super mad and spending the next several days shitting your pants in another colossal meltdown until Kranar eventually bans you again, which you have to work really really REALLY hard at being retarded to get banned from the PC to begin with.

Good job loser.

lol

joeyb
04-08-2022, 03:20 PM
lol at you considering anything on these boards to be a "debate".

i mean i could have typed out fully "the gelston school of posting really stupid and unfunny shit on message boards and getting owned" but i prefer brevity

Gelston
04-08-2022, 03:27 PM
i mean i could have typed out fully "the gelston school of posting really stupid and unfunny shit on message boards and getting owned" but i prefer brevity

Remember how you made fun of Methais for supposedly posting "lame" and out of date things? Using "owned" is old af too. Go back to therapy.

joeyb
04-08-2022, 03:41 PM
Remember how you made fun of Methais for supposedly posting "lame" and out of date things? Using "owned" is old af too. Go back to therapy.

lol again Gelston isn't able to grasp the concept of making fun of someone for their sexual orientation vs using words.

also people still used owned, even to this day. again, please stop posting until you're called for

Jeril
04-08-2022, 03:51 PM
lol again Gelston isn't able to grasp the concept of making fun of someone for their sexual orientation vs using words.

also people still used owned, even to this day. again, please stop posting until you're called for

You know why people make fun of you for your sexual orientation? Because it upsets you. They don't actually care if you are gay or not. And how exactly does someone get with the times? Follow the stupid and idiotic things people in their 20s are doing? No thanks. Following what's hip and trendy is only something children seeking validation do.

Gelston
04-08-2022, 03:54 PM
lol again Gelston isn't able to grasp the concept of making fun of someone for their sexual orientation vs using words.

also people still used owned, even to this day. again, please stop posting until you're called for

I never made fun of you for your sexual orientation.

And no, hardly anyone does. You were the one making a big point about Methais using old shit, now you are getting whiney when you are called on it. Hypocrites gonna hypocrite though.

Methais
04-08-2022, 03:54 PM
You know why people make fun of you for your sexual orientation? Because it upsets you. They don't actually care if you are gay or not. And how exactly does someone get with the times? Follow the stupid and idiotic things people in their 20s are doing? No thanks. Following what's hip and trendy is only something children seeking validation do.

Hey man, if macguyver wants to eat a Tide pod or whatever the cooltard thing is to do at the time, that's his right as a retard.

Reported for being anti-retard freedom, enjoy your ban bigot.

joeyb
04-08-2022, 03:59 PM
You know why people make fun of you for your sexual orientation? Because it upsets you. They don't actually care if you are gay or not. And how exactly does someone get with the times? Follow the stupid and idiotic things people in their 20s are doing? No thanks. Following what's hip and trendy is only something children seeking validation do.

jeril i'm actually not gay and lol that's literally the "i was just pretending to be retarded joke is on you" meme.

you don't have to follow what 20 somethings are doing to "get with the times". you literally just not have to be a no brained loser who can keep up with the overton window

joeyb
04-08-2022, 04:01 PM
also lmao at thinking that making fun of someone for being gay or poor is out of touch is "hip and trendy" and seeking validation. jesus, you fucking people

joeyb
04-08-2022, 04:05 PM
I never made fun of you for your sexual orientation.

And no, hardly anyone does. You were the one making a big point about Methais using old shit, now you are getting whiney when you are called on it. Hypocrites gonna hypocrite though.

Gelston go to the doctor and get a head scan because i'm seriously wondering if you have any folds in your brain or if it looks like a bowling ball.

in regard to this i never said you made fun of me for my sexual orientation. i said methais is an out of touch moron for making fun of someone for being gay is different than me making fun of someone for their character and that you don't understand that these are different things and this is why you're stupid.

Gelston
04-08-2022, 04:11 PM
Gelston go to the doctor and get a head scan because i'm seriously wondering if you have any folds in your brain or if it looks like a bowling ball.

in regard to this i never said you made fun of me for my sexual orientation. i said methais is an out of touch moron for making fun of someone for being gay is different than me making fun of someone for their character and that you don't understand that these are different things and this is why you're stupid.

No one is making fun of you for being gay. They are making fun of you for things you have said. Two different things, idiot.

joeyb
04-08-2022, 04:25 PM
No one is making fun of you for being gay. They are making fun of you for things you have said. Two different things, idiot.


let's say i was maguyver and i said i was gay in the past, and then i said i was too poor to buy a house. and now people make fun of me for being gay or for being too poor to buy a house, they aren't actually making fun of me for being gay or for being poor, they are making fun of me for saying i was gay and saying i was poor. don't you see how these things are different

my name is gelston and i am smart man

Methais
04-08-2022, 04:27 PM
Gelston go to the doctor and get a head scan because i'm seriously wondering if you have any folds in your brain or if it looks like a bowling ball.

in regard to this i never said you made fun of me for my sexual orientation. i said methais is an out of touch moron for making fun of someone for being gay is different than me making fun of someone for their character and that you don't understand that these are different things and this is why you're stupid.

I don't make fun of you because you're gay. I make fun of you because you're stupid.

If you weren't so stupid, you'd be able to understand this.

joeyb
04-08-2022, 04:30 PM
the thing i said doesn't mean the thing i said it actually means something different

lol

Jeril
04-08-2022, 05:08 PM
jeril i'm actually not gay and lol that's literally the "i was just pretending to be retarded joke is on you" meme.

you don't have to follow what 20 somethings are doing to "get with the times". you literally just not have to be a no brained loser who can keep up with the overton window

I'd agree with this if you just ignored it instead of responding to it all the time like they want, making you their dancing monkey. One would hope you had more going on with your life but here you are dancing away to their tune.

joeyb
04-08-2022, 05:33 PM
jeril i don't know if you are new around here or what but even before i started posting here like 2 weeks ago or however long the whole trend of this forum has been to troll. it's literally just a cesspit of idiots saying stupid shit and then other people replying to their stupidity or me making fun of them. methais or parkbandit the cuck or whoever saying dumb shit about gay people is just another thing to make fun of them for. i appreciate your input but it's all good homie.

Gelston
04-08-2022, 05:44 PM
jeril i don't know if you are new around here or what but even before i started posting here like 2 weeks ago or however long the whole trend of this forum has been to troll. it's literally just a cesspit of idiots saying stupid shit and then other people replying to their stupidity or me making fun of them. methais or parkbandit the cuck or whoever saying dumb shit about gay people is just another thing to make fun of them for. i appreciate your input but it's all good homie.

You could always log off and never come back.

Parkbandit
04-08-2022, 07:06 PM
lol so you are a student of the Gelston school of message board debate tactics - if you get owned just bring up something unrelated and hope no one notices.

What? It's like you want to have a point, but once again failed miserably. Seems like a common theme in your life.. losing.

I simply copy/pasted her academic qualifications. You went on some weird "OMG NOTRE DAME IS NOT A GOOD SCHOOL" as if attended somewhere better.

And we all know you couldn't get into any post elementary school since they have certain goals you need to meet in order to graduate.. like not eating your own boogers and being able to count all the way up to 3.


i'm not sure how many L's we can stack up for you today parkbandit but it's going to def be a new record.

The only loss here is by your parents for not aborting you.

Parkbandit
04-08-2022, 07:08 PM
You could always log off and never come back.

That's a low blow. You know he can't do that.

He was banned for being a retard.. and instead of just doing the right thing and going elsewhere to pollute, he made 102130230124501231233 different alts... because he's going to "show Kranar!!!!"

Parkbandit
04-08-2022, 07:19 PM
jeril i don't know if you are new around here or what but even before i started posting here like 2 weeks ago or however long the whole trend of this forum has been to troll. it's literally just a cesspit of idiots saying stupid shit and then other people replying to their stupidity or me making fun of them. methais or parkbandit the cuck or whoever saying dumb shit about gay people is just another thing to make fun of them for. i appreciate your input but it's all good homie.

The only person that brought up gay was you on one of your 1234093481230863232 alts. You said your dream job is to become a gay porn star.

Poor thing.

Instead of sitting around your computer, dreaming of a job you don't have the acting chops, face or body to pull off.. maybe you should just get a real job? Maybe something like data entry of some sort.. in a small cubicle where the public doesn't have to be around you.

joeyb
04-08-2022, 07:54 PM
What? It's like you want to have a point, but once again failed miserably. Seems like a common theme in your life.. losing.

I simply copy/pasted her academic qualifications. You went on some weird "OMG NOTRE DAME IS NOT A GOOD SCHOOL" as if attended somewhere better.


parkbandit why did you copy and paste her academic qualifications?

lol it's fucking hilarious watching you twist and squirm to try getting out of being owned. take the L

joeyb
04-08-2022, 07:56 PM
The only person that brought up gay was you on one of your 1234093481230863232 alts. You said your dream job is to become a gay porn star.

Poor thing.

Instead of sitting around your computer, dreaming of a job you don't have the acting chops, face or body to pull off.. maybe you should just get a real job? Maybe something like data entry of some sort.. in a small cubicle where the public doesn't have to be around you.

parkbandit how many times have you called me a faggot

joeyb
04-08-2022, 07:58 PM
You could always log off and never come back.

when dunking on you idiots is no longer fun. it's getting kind of too easy though like with the L storm parkbandit took today, but we'll see

Parkbandit
04-09-2022, 07:32 AM
parkbandit why did you copy and paste her academic qualifications?

It's called "Google". First page was Wikipedia and I copy/pasted it. To everyone with an IQ above 12, they realized this with all the links to it.

I'm sorry this is new and fresh to you.


lol it's fucking hilarious watching you twist and squirm to try getting out of being owned. take the L

You are really dunking on me, little short white kid.

Really.

https://c.tenor.com/gzm6qzc_gfIAAAAM/rejected-no-dunk-zone.gif

joeyb
04-09-2022, 12:47 PM
It's called "Google". First page was Wikipedia and I copy/pasted it. To everyone with an IQ above 12, they realized this with all the links to it.

I'm sorry this is new and fresh to you.


You are really dunking on me, little short white kid.

Really.

https://c.tenor.com/gzm6qzc_gfIAAAAM/rejected-no-dunk-zone.gif

lol dude, what question are you even answering? I ask why you copy and pasted her academic qualifications, as in, what was the point of it, and you say "It's called Google"? lol what. how many fucking holes do you have in your brain? you are seriously the dumbest person on the board. you make Gelston look not so dumb and that's a feat because he's really dumb. hahahah jesus

anyway, you copied the wikipedia article to try and dunk on Bhaalizmo for saying that ACB is dumb, but without understanding that what you copied isn't actually all that impressive if you knew anything about law schools. i pointed this out, showing how stupid you are and now you're having some sort of worm brained aneurysm. lol take the L and stop posting. it's what's best for everyone

joeyb
04-09-2022, 12:50 PM
also, this


The only person that brought up gay was you on one of your 1234093481230863232 alts.


parkbandit how many times have you called me a faggot

Parkbandit
04-09-2022, 12:57 PM
lol dude, what question are you even answering? I ask why you copy and pasted her academic qualifications, as in, what was the point of it, and you say "It's called Google"? lol what. how many fucking holes do you have in your brain? you are seriously the dumbest person on the board. you make Gelston look not so dumb and that's a feat because he's really dumb. hahahah jesus

anyway, you copied the wikipedia article to try and dunk on Bhaalizmo for saying that ACB is dumb, but without understanding that what you copied isn't actually all that impressive if you knew anything about law schools. i pointed this out, showing how stupid you are and now you're having some sort of worm brained aneurysm. lol take the L and stop posting. it's what's best for everyone

There is nothing unimpressive about her resume at all.

I get that you never reached grade 3 in your school, but making fun of a university you 1) could never get into 2) could never afford and 3) know nothing about makes you look even less intelligent than when you said with your current job there was no way you could ever afford a home and that you really needed to break into your dream job of being a gay porn star.

Notre Dame is considered a top 10% of any law school you can get an accredited law degree in the US... and she was at the top of her graduating class.

I understand this will obviously go over your head and you will STILL fail to understand this... so just know, even though I was quoting your stupidity, this post is for anyone else that would question her credentials that doesn't have your type of severe brain damage.

There isn't a single Justice on the SCOTUS bench that isn't extremely intelligent and knowledgeable in the law.

Period.

Now, just so you don't feel left out.. I included a pretty picture you can color. I don't expect you to be able to stay in the lines, just make it your own and have your mommy put it on your fridge. I picked out a super easy one for you:

https://www.whatmommydoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/easy-to-color-flowers-for-kids-seniors.jpg

Parkbandit
04-09-2022, 01:00 PM
also, this

I realize that "brought up" is very confusing for someone like you with your "special" type of "brain"... but don't let it ruin your day to be the best little ray of sunshine you can be today.

Just go out there and be your fabulous self.

joeyb
04-09-2022, 01:05 PM
blah blah

Notre Dame is considered a top 10% of any law school you can get an accredited law degree in the US... and she was at the top of her graduating class.

blah blah stupid stupid[/IMG]

notre dame isn't even in the top 20 law schools. but anyone who knows anything knows that if it's not a T14 it don't mean shit anyway. shut the fuck up and take the L and stop posting

joeyb
04-09-2022, 01:11 PM
I realize that "brought up" is very confusing for someone like you with your "special" type of "brain"... but don't let it ruin your day to be the best little ray of sunshine you can be today.

Just go out there and be your fabulous self.

lol

if someone says they are gay in the past, and then after someone else constantly calls them a faggot, you see it's fair because the original person said they were gay so calling them a faggot afterwards is ok because

also, on top of this you're a fucking moron because constantly saying "faggot" is bringing up being gay. why are you so dumb

Gelston
04-09-2022, 01:18 PM
notre dame isn't even in the top 20 law schools. but anyone who knows anything knows that if it's not a T14 it don't mean shit anyway. shut the fuck up and take the L and stop posting

It is 26. Being in the top 50 is considered good, but you keep being retarded.

joeyb
04-09-2022, 01:20 PM
It is 26. Being in the top 50 is considered good, but you keep being retarded.

lol

Gelston
04-09-2022, 01:21 PM
lol

I mean, it is considered a Tier 1 Law School, but I guess you know more with your massive law education.

Bhaalizmo
04-09-2022, 01:22 PM
I LIKE BEER

joeyb
04-09-2022, 01:26 PM
I mean, it is considered a Tier 1 Law School, but I guess you know more with your massive law education.

lol

Parkbandit
04-09-2022, 03:45 PM
It is 26. Being in the top 50 is considered good, but you keep being retarded.

Too many numbers confuse him. Stick to single numbers.

Here's MacGuyver trying to show someone he can count to 5.. but he keeps getting stuck on potato:

https://media4.giphy.com/media/l41YtZOb9EUABnuqA/200.gif

Parkbandit
04-09-2022, 03:46 PM
lol

if someone says they are gay in the past, and then after someone else constantly calls them a faggot, you see it's fair because the original person said they were gay so calling them a faggot afterwards is ok because

also, on top of this you're a fucking moron because constantly saying "faggot" is bringing up being gay. why are you so dumb

Stop being such an indigent faggot.

joeyb
04-09-2022, 05:07 PM
parkbandit your wife chose to dance with a guy wearing a pink turtleneck over you at the first ever sock hop and now you gay rage post all day because you got cucked. true/false

joeyb
04-09-2022, 05:12 PM
parkbandit do you remember that time Bhaalizmo and i both dunked on you so bad that you had a brain aneurysm and tried to wiggle and squirm to save face but it didn't work? i do. it's just a couple of posts up in this very thread.

lol loser

Parkbandit
04-09-2022, 09:35 PM
parkbandit do you remember that time Bhaalizmo and i both dunked on you so bad that you had a brain aneurysm and tried to wiggle and squirm to save face but it didn't work? i do. it's just a couple of posts up in this very thread.

lol loser

There has never, ever been a time where you or Bhaalz have ever dunked on anyone.

Ever.

But I imagine you spend a great deal of time in make believe land where you aren't a complete waste of flesh and are actually a contributing member of society.

You need to stop confusing that with real life though... makes you look dumb.

joeyb
04-10-2022, 01:07 PM
There has never, ever been a time where you or Bhaalz have ever dunked on anyone.

Ever.

But I imagine you spend a great deal of time in make believe land where you aren't a complete waste of flesh and are actually a contributing member of society.

You need to stop confusing that with real life though... makes you look dumb.

parkbandit melting down because he got dunked on so hard by me and Bhaalizmo his brain short circuited.

Parkbandit
04-10-2022, 02:33 PM
parkbandit melting down because he got dunked on so hard by me and Bhaalizmo his brain short circuited.

TRANSLATION: "I'M NOT HAVING A MELTDOWN, YOU ARE!"

Jesus.. can you have a comeback/insult that isn't a 3rd grade one from the 80's?

https://y.yarn.co/c53b70b3-8787-4ba1-8091-b77cbc1eeb34_text.gif

Methais
04-11-2022, 10:46 AM
jeril i don't know if you are new around here or what but...

"I'm really not macguyver guys, srs! If I was then I would totally know that Jeril joined in 2011 like it says in the top right of every one of his posts!"

https://c.tenor.com/4opamcAljRQAAAAd/laugh-smile.gif

Methais
04-11-2022, 11:10 AM
when dunking on you idiots is no longer fun. it's getting kind of too easy though like with the L storm parkbandit took today, but we'll see

Translation:

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/738/025/db0.jpg

Methais
04-11-2022, 11:12 AM
I LIKE PENIS

Fixed.

joeyb
04-12-2022, 06:34 PM
"I'm really not macguyver guys, srs! If I was then I would totally know that Jeril joined in 2011 like it says in the top right of every one of his posts!"

https://c.tenor.com/4opamcAljRQAAAAd/laugh-smile.gif

methais i'm not sure you're aware but there are these things called 'sub forums' on the board. people who are not you and have lives don't read every single forum, so it's possible that a person could be a member of this board for a long while but not visit each individual sub forum. so jeril could be a member of the board for a long time, but be new to this forum.

lol you fucking idiot

joeyb
04-12-2022, 06:36 PM
TRANSLATION: "I'M NOT HAVING A MELTDOWN, YOU ARE!"

Jesus.. can you have a comeback/insult that isn't a 3rd grade one from the 80's?

https://y.yarn.co/c53b70b3-8787-4ba1-8091-b77cbc1eeb34_text.gif

parkbandit it's ok to just not say anything when you get dunked on. like your reply is basically nothing anyway, so you may as well just act like your wife does to you and ignore it and hope it goes away

~Rocktar~
04-12-2022, 07:25 PM
methais i'm not sure you're aware but there are these things called 'sub forums' on the board. people who are not you and have lives don't read every single forum, so it's possible that a person could be a member of this board for a long while but not visit each individual sub forum. so jeril could be a member of the board for a long time, but be new to this forum.

lol you fucking idiot

You do know that it tells you when the account was started in the upper right of a post?

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP. D2_GQtnOFHHl6Mq5UUGrFQHaEJ%26pid%3DApi&f=1

Gelston
04-12-2022, 07:26 PM
methais i'm not sure you're aware but there are these things called 'sub forums' on the board. people who are not you and have lives don't read every single forum, so it's possible that a person could be a member of this board for a long while but not visit each individual sub forum. so jeril could be a member of the board for a long time, but be new to this forum.

lol you fucking idiot

And you know, we all know Jeril. Just a chance of that.

joeyb
04-12-2022, 08:51 PM
You do know that it tells you when the account was started in the upper right of a post?


hi. did you read the post? because i don't think you read the post.


so it's possible that a person could be a member of this board for a long while but not visit each individual sub forum.

thanks for posting.

~Rocktar~
04-12-2022, 08:54 PM
hi. did you read the post? because i don't think you read the post.

You failing to shame someone over the obvious and me pointing out the obvious.

Nope, I read it, commented on it and you fail posted yet again.

joeyb
04-12-2022, 10:58 PM
You failing to shame someone over the obvious and me pointing out the obvious.

Nope, I read it, commented on it and you fail posted yet again.

rocktar is it possible to be a member of this forum for a long while without ever reading the politics sub forum

~Rocktar~
04-13-2022, 12:10 AM
rocktar is it possible to be a member of this forum for a long while without ever reading the politics sub forum

Which has nothing to do with what I said or the original post was about.

Parkbandit
04-13-2022, 07:49 AM
rocktar is it possible to be a member of this forum for a long while without ever reading the politics sub forum

MacGuyver, you were wrong.

Just let it go, retard.

joeyb
04-13-2022, 09:23 AM
Which has nothing to do with what I said or the original post was about.

so then this


is it possible to be a member of this forum for a long while without ever reading the politics sub forum.

which is in the post i replied to you

has nothing to do with the original post, which is this


so it's possible that a person could be a member of this board for a long while but not visit each individual sub forum. so jeril could be a member of the board for a long time, but be new to this forum.

which i literally quoted from to reply to you.

there's no way any living human can be this stupid and to protect my sanity i'm choosing to believe that you are in fact 3 dogs in a trench coat shit posting from your local starbucks

joeyb
04-13-2022, 09:24 AM
MacGuyver, you were wrong.

Just let it go, retard.

lol imagine being this salty because you got dunked on

parkbandit stop posting

Parkbandit
04-13-2022, 09:26 AM
lol imagine being this salty because you got dunked on

parkbandit stop posting

lol imagine pretending you could dunk on anything.

MacGuyver, go practice getting your dream job.

joeyb
04-13-2022, 09:28 AM
lol imagine pretending you could dunk on anything.

MacGuyver, go practice getting your dream job.

parkbandit stop posting you are old and your time has passed

stop posting

Parkbandit
04-13-2022, 11:07 AM
parkbandit stop posting you are old and your time has passed

stop posting

I've been able to get my family into a house since I was 24 years old.

Your time will never come... because you are lazy and stupid.

joeyb
04-13-2022, 12:32 PM
I've been able to get my family into a house since I was 24 years old.

Your time will never come... because you are lazy and stupid.

great, well 80 years ago it was possible and the norm to have a family and a house at 24. that's not a thing now that people want and no one gives a shit.

i guess i was on the money when i called you out for being a dumb ass boomer. the only thing you're good for is being dunked on. go away your time has passed.

Parkbandit
04-13-2022, 01:46 PM
great, well 80 years ago it was possible and the norm to have a family and a house at 24. that's not a thing now that people want and no one gives a shit.

i guess i was on the money when i called you out for being a dumb ass boomer. the only thing you're good for is being dunked on. go away your time has passed.

Someone like you shouldn't use the term "on the money" since that is a very foreign concept for you.

You've never been "on the money" since you are too lazy and too stupid to ever have any.

joeyb
04-13-2022, 02:58 PM
parkbandit what do you do for a living other than be an extremely annoying person that no one likes

Parkbandit
04-13-2022, 04:00 PM
parkbandit what do you do for a living other than be an extremely annoying person that no one likes

What do I do for a living? I make money.

What do you do for a living?

Nothing.

Which is why you have always been unsuccessful in all aspects of life.

joeyb
04-13-2022, 04:41 PM
parkbandit what do you do to make money

Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-13-2022, 05:18 PM
great, well 80 years ago it was possible and the norm to have a family and a house at 24. that's not a thing now that people want and no one gives a shit.

Home ownership is documented as the single most powerful builder of generational wealth. You should look it up.

Stanley Burrell
04-13-2022, 06:22 PM
This makes me sad because I felt special like I had coined the term Joey B. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?127100-Fuck-Donald-Trump&p=2249240#post2249240) and then this guy steals my thunder :(

Also, P.S., every time, which is never, but; if it was ever, that someone says, "MacGyver," I think of these forums first and not the kickass TV show.

I am really poorly caffeinated, my bad.

Parkbandit
04-13-2022, 06:28 PM
parkbandit what do you do to make money

I work for it.

Something that is clearly out of your wheelhouse.

Bhaalizmo
04-13-2022, 09:26 PM
This makes me sad because I felt special like I had coined the term Joey B. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?127100-Fuck-Donald-Trump&p=2249240#post2249240) and then this guy steals my thunder :(

Also, P.S., every time, which is never, but; if it was ever, that someone says, "MacGyver," I think of these forums first and not the kickass TV show.

I am really poorly caffeinated, my bad.

Not me man.

MacGyver makes bombs using some duct tape, douche nozzles, and prophylactics.

There can be only one.

Parkbandit
04-14-2022, 08:16 AM
Not me man.

MacGyver makes bombs using some duct tape, douche nozzles, and prophylactics.

There can be only one.

Except when there has been two.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/mcgyver.jpg

Bhaalizmo
04-14-2022, 08:58 AM
Except when there has been two.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/mcgyver.jpg

Perhaps Hollywood thought they could spit out another one. But they failed.

There is only one McGyver.

Methais
04-14-2022, 10:13 AM
methais i'm not sure you're aware but there are these things called 'sub forums' on the board. people who are not you and have lives don't read every single forum, so it's possible that a person could be a member of this board for a long while but not visit each individual sub forum. so jeril could be a member of the board for a long time, but be new to this forum.

lol you fucking idiot

"I'm really not macguyver guys, I just act exactly like macguyver in every possible way and already accidentally outed myself as macguyver on this account. But still, I'm not macguyver guys!"

You literally outed yourself already and are still doubling down on "I'm not macguyver guys!" while every post you make is overflowing with projection and failure. :rofl:

joeyb
04-14-2022, 01:11 PM
I work for it.

Something that is clearly out of your wheelhouse.

lol why won't you answer. are you embarrassed by what you do lol

Gelston
04-14-2022, 01:13 PM
he installs tubs for senior citizens

joeyb
04-14-2022, 01:14 PM
"I'm really not macguyver guys, I just act exactly like macguyver in every possible way and already accidentally outed myself as macguyver on this account. But still, I'm not macguyver guys!"

You literally outed yourself already and are still doubling down on "I'm not macguyver guys!" while every post you make is overflowing with projection and failure. :rofl:

methais remember that time i showed you're a dumb loser who can't read and i had to explain to you the concept of a sub forum and the fact that not everyone reads every sub forum like you do?

and then all you had to say back to me is 'no you are macguyver actually so that proves i can read and that i am not dumb'

yeah i remember too

lol loser

Parkbandit
04-14-2022, 01:17 PM
lol why won't you answer. are you embarrassed by what you do lol

Yes. I'm absolutely mortified by my business dealings and my biggest fear is that a guy who was banned a decade ago on an unofficial text based roleplaying game but just keeps creating new alts because he can't bear to not post on them will find out.

You solved it Sherlock.

Also, here is the gold star I promised you earlier in the week when you were really, REALLY close on a math equation.

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0642/7853/products/2222_GOLD-MINI_868dbd7b-b3fc-4cd4-8cde-ad544dcaec19_grande.jpg?v=1472079299

Parkbandit
04-14-2022, 01:18 PM
he installs tubs for senior citizens

Wait... why now is it senior citizens??

Gelston
04-14-2022, 01:19 PM
The idea is funnier.

https://livinator.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/walk-in-tubs.jpg

Good job!

joeyb
04-14-2022, 01:20 PM
Yes. I'm absolutely mortified by my business dealings and my biggest fear is that a guy who was banned a decade ago on an unofficial text based roleplaying game but just keeps creating new alts because he can't bear to not post on them will find out.

You solved it Sherlock.


then why not answer?

parkbandit do you install bath tubs

Parkbandit
04-14-2022, 01:20 PM
The idea is funnier.

https://livinator.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/walk-in-tubs.jpg

Good job!

Wait a minute, she's probably my age.. she's not a senior citizen!

A-hole.

Parkbandit
04-14-2022, 01:26 PM
then why not answer?

parkbandit do you install bath tubs

I have never once installed a bath tub.

Why do you care what I do for a living? Do you wish to follow in my shoes or something? Unfortunately for you... it takes stuff you are lacking: gumption, self motivation and common sense.

Suffice to say, my wife and children never went hungry and always had a roof over their head.

Shaps
04-14-2022, 01:37 PM
then why not answer?

parkbandit do you install bath tubs

So you look down on the working class? Hope your bathtub and toilet clog and is overrun in shit. Then you might want a guy that works on bathtubs.

Parkbandit
04-14-2022, 02:11 PM
Then you might want a guy that works on bathtubs.

So.. a plumber.

Methais
04-14-2022, 05:02 PM
methais remember that time i showed you're a dumb loser who can't read and i had to explain to you the concept of a sub forum and the fact that not everyone reads every sub forum like you do?

and then all you had to say back to me is 'no you are macguyver actually so that proves i can read and that i am not dumb'

yeah i remember too

lol loser

Are you still trying to say that you're not macguyver?

Also, look how upset you are lol.

Methais
04-14-2022, 05:04 PM
So you look down on the working class? Hope your bathtub and toilet clog and is overrun in shit. Then you might want a guy that works on bathtubs.

You're assuming that macguyver has stopped shitting his pants daily.

Update: He hasn't.

Shaps
04-14-2022, 05:45 PM
So.. a plumber.

Lol.. yea, a plumber. Haha.. guess my mind just blanked. Good catch.

joeyb
04-14-2022, 05:51 PM
Are you still trying to say that you're not macguyver?

Also, look how upset you are lol.

methais did macguyver hook up with the girl you had a crush on and now he is your posting mortal enemy?

like what's with the obsession. it's fucking weird.

joeyb
04-14-2022, 05:54 PM
I have never once installed a bath tub.

Why do you care what I do for a living? Do you wish to follow in my shoes or something? Unfortunately for you... it takes stuff you are lacking: gumption, self motivation and common sense.

Suffice to say, my wife and children never went hungry and always had a roof over their head.

lol you constantly bring up money and working, so what do you do

joeyb
04-14-2022, 05:57 PM
So you look down on the working class? Hope your bathtub and toilet clog and is overrun in shit. Then you might want a guy that works on bathtubs.

lol, asking if someone installs bath tubs is looking down on the working class

don't ask anyone what they do for a living if shaps is around or he will wish a curse of a bathtub full of shit on you

Parkbandit
04-14-2022, 06:52 PM
lol you constantly bring up money and working, so what do you do

I constantly bring up your inability to land a decent job and provide a home for your wife/kids.

Parkbandit
04-14-2022, 06:58 PM
lol, asking if someone installs bath tubs is looking down on the working class

don't ask anyone what they do for a living if shaps is around or he will wish a curse of a bathtub full of shit on you

It's an inside joke.. you were probably between alts when it was going around.

AndroidPK said I was a "tub installer" and that Methais was a high school gym teacher when he tried to doxx us and get his lawyers to force Kranar into giving him our IP addresses.

He was a pathetic loser who couldn't hold down a decent paying job and went from couch to couch looking for a roof over his head. He also had at least 1 kid he couldn't care for.

Hell... he sounds exactly like you.. was he just another alt of yours?

Jeril
04-15-2022, 02:42 AM
It's an inside joke.. you were probably between alts when it was going around.

AndroidPK said I was a "tub installer" and that Methais was a high school gym teacher when he tried to doxx us and get his lawyers to force Kranar into giving him our IP addresses.

He was a pathetic loser who couldn't hold down a decent paying job and went from couch to couch looking for a roof over his head. He also had at least 1 kid he couldn't care for.

Hell... he sounds exactly like you.. was he just another alt of yours?


You forgot to mention he also complained about diethnx masturbating too loudly instead of offering her a helping hand.

Methais
04-15-2022, 12:12 PM
methais did macguyver hook up with the girl you had a crush on and now he is your posting mortal enemy?

like what's with the obsession. it's fucking weird.

Are you still pretending you're not macguyver? :lol:

Don't be such a dork.

Methais
04-15-2022, 12:17 PM
You forgot to mention he also complained about diethnx masturbating too loudly instead of offering her a helping hand.

pk couldn't handle the *SCHLUP SCHLUP*

But he took out a trash bag once, so he was totally earning his keep.

Right macguyver?

Stanley Burrell
04-15-2022, 03:01 PM
If I had the cash; man, I would get the hottest stuff on the market as far as a tub goes. What is this bathtub shit anyway? I get ADD with these threads. Sorry.

Suppressed Poet
04-15-2022, 03:10 PM
Hey I remember Diethnx! Her real life job was to make sandwiches, right?

Stanley Burrell
04-15-2022, 03:31 PM
Hey I remember Diethnx! Her real life job was to make sandwiches, right?

With a tasty sub and a tub, you could just eat that while the tub jets stroke your genitalia. I need a tub, man. I don't think my renter's rebate is going to afford one :(

Methais
04-15-2022, 03:42 PM
With a tasty sub and a tub, you could just eat that while the tub jets stroke your genitalia. I need a tub, man. I don't think my renter's rebate is going to afford one :(


www.subgirl.com ?

^ Don't actually click that. If you're at work. Or eating dinner with grandma. Or in church. Or in a library. Actually church is probably ok.

EDIT: tubgirl.com is no longer a website :(

Stanley Burrell
04-15-2022, 04:56 PM
tubgirl.com is no longer a website :(

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