#COTUS

[ClydeR]

Biden's new cat (https://twitter.com/TheOvalPawffice) is sucking up all the Twitter bandwidth today. Twitter lets a cat have an account, but they banned Trump. As Ertha Kitt would say if she were still alive, this is a CATastrophe. Ms. Kitt, you may remember, was not afraid to get into public fights with politicians, like Lady Bird Johnson.

I bet Trump's bald eagle would eat that cat, if given half a chance.


https://media.giphy.com/media/tOdlWCKzNfTXy/giphy.gif

Didn't Jimmy Carter have a rabbit (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident)? LOL!

[SHAFT]

Nothing will ever beat Devin Nunes’ Cow on Twitter.

[Parkbandit]

Biden doesn't need to remind anyone of how much of a pussy he is.

[ClydeR]

Biden doesn't need to remind anyone of how much of a pussy he is.

Tired homonym.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRJlItzalJY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRJlItzalJY

[Flap]

Tired homonym.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRJlItzalJY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRJlItzalJY

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[Gelston]

My cat is pretty cool. He is a 20 pound Maine Coon mix. He gets along well with my 140 pound Rottweiler and two 8ish pound Pomeranians.

[Stanley Burrell]

^

Maine Coons are crazy amount of all that which is cat. I wish I didn't have horrible cat allergies so I could adopt/rescue. I don't think there are any Sphynx cats at the local shelter.

How come Biden doesn't have a dog? That's like prerequisite #1 of being POTUS. Unless he does. I don't know these things.

[Suppressed Poet]

How come Biden doesn't have a dog? That's like prerequisite #1 of being POTUS. Unless he does. I don't know these things.

He’s got a bitch they call Kamala.

[Stanley Burrell]

He’s got a bitch they call Kamala.

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[Gelston]

^

Maine Coons are crazy amount of all that which is cat. I wish I didn't have horrible cat allergies so I could adopt/rescue. I don't think there are any Sphynx cats at the local shelter.

How come Biden doesn't have a dog? That's like prerequisite #1 of being POTUS. Unless he does. I don't know these things.

My maine coon mix was from the rescue. He has FIV so no one wanted him, but as I have no other cats, not a big deal.

[Parkbandit]

How come Biden doesn't have a dog? That's like prerequisite #1 of being POTUS. Unless he does. I don't know these things.

He had a dog, dog bit a bunch of people so he suddenly got unalive. Biden has another dog now.

[Stanley Burrell]

He had a dog, dog bit a bunch of people so he suddenly got unalive.

Yo... *shakes head in dismay*

Fucked up.

[ClydeR]

The cat posted again on Twitter..


Purr to purr
And meow to meow
I’ll take over the White House
These halls are mine now

More... (https://twitter.com/TheOvalPawffice/status/1487849588031508485)


It's an insurrection. Somebody call Liz Cheney.

[Methais]

Biden's new cat (https://twitter.com/TheOvalPawffice) is sucking up all the Twitter bandwidth today. Twitter lets a cat have an account, but they banned Trump. As Ertha Kitt would say if she were still alive, this is a CATastrophe. Ms. Kitt, you may remember, was not afraid to get into public fights with politicians, like Lady Bird Johnson.

I bet Trump's bald eagle would eat that cat, if given half a chance.


https://media.giphy.com/media/tOdlWCKzNfTXy/giphy.gif

Didn't Jimmy Carter have a rabbit (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident)? LOL!

Julie Newmar > Eartha Kitt

[Methais]

^

Maine Coons are crazy amount of all that which is cat. I wish I didn't have horrible cat allergies so I could adopt/rescue. I don't think there are any Sphynx cats at the local shelter.

How come Biden doesn't have a dog? That's like prerequisite #1 of being POTUS. Unless he does. I don't know these things.

Major and Champ: Joe Biden's dogs moved out of White House (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56331268)

President Joe Biden Rehomes Dog Major, Will Adopt a Cat in 2022: Details (https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/president-joe-biden-rehomes-dog-major-adopting-a-cat-in-2022/)

TLDR: Biden's rescue dog kept biting people at the White House, because dogs are smart and can tell when people suck, so Biden un-rescued him.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Imagine if your presidency was so terrible, you hire a pr firm to launch a twitter campaign about the white house stray cat. And that campaign types like it's a child. Let's go Brandon.

[ClydeR]

Julie Newmar > Eartha Kitt

That's like saying Jared Leto > Heath Ledger.

[Methais]

That's like saying Jared Leto > Heath Ledger.

No it's not, and you're a gaylord focker.

[Gelston]

That's like saying Jared Leto > Heath Ledger.

One of them is still alive so...

[ClydeR]

One of them is still alive so...

That's like saying George W. Bush > Abraham Lincoln

[Gelston]

That's like saying George W. Bush > Abraham Lincoln

Being alive is superior to being dead so...

[ClydeR]

COTUS tweeted the following, no doubt in response to Certain People's unfounded accusations.



https://i.imgur.com/o21doGW.png
https://twitter.com/TheOvalPawffice/status/1488275738964987905

[Gelston]

COTUS tweeted the following, no doubt in response to Certain People's unfounded accusations.



https://i.imgur.com/o21doGW.png
https://twitter.com/TheOvalPawffice/status/1488275738964987905

Politics aside, I hate the writer of that with every fiber of my being.

[Methais]

Politics aside, I hate the writer of that with every fiber of my being.

Yes I was just about to say whoever is writing these tweets is a fucking idiot.

It's probably this retard:

https://i.imgur.com/B9TTWGI.jpg

[Parkbandit]

COTUS tweeted the following, no doubt in response to Certain People's unfounded accusations.


Wrong dog. Here:

https://www.npr.org/2021/06/19/1008356025/champ-joe-biden-dog-dies-white-house-german-shepherd

Certain People who are Gigantic Pussy Cowards should Educate Themselves and be Less Retarded.

[Methais]

Wrong dog. Here:

https://www.npr.org/2021/06/19/1008356025/champ-joe-biden-dog-dies-white-house-german-shepherd

Certain People who are Gigantic Pussy Cowards should Educate Themselves and be Less Retarded.

Major is the other dog. The one who was biting democrats. Because he's a smart dog.

[Parkbandit]

Major is the other dog. The one who was biting democrats. Because he's a smart dog.

That makes no sense. Why did Major bite the people and Champ got unalived for it?

My other point stands though.

[Shaps]

That makes no sense. Why did Major bite the people and Champ got unalived for it?

My other point stands though.

Wait they killed one of the dogs????

Haven't been paying attention or seen anything on this, so no idea..

Edit: Nevermind... got caught up.

[Methais]

Wait they killed one of the dogs????

Haven't been paying attention or seen anything on this, so no idea..

Edit: Nevermind... got caught up.

Champ was 13, which is at the higher end of German Shepherd lifespan (9-13 according to Google), so...probably not.

[~Rocktar~]

Politics aside, I hate the writer of that with every fiber of my being.

^^ This is correct.

[Shaps]

Politics aside, I hate the writer of that with every fiber of my being.

What could pawsibly be the reason? You shouldn't hate someone because they have pawroven how to befren a cute little pawpee. The writer is just furry happy fur the pawlite canine.

[ClydeR]

COTUS takes a stand against cat racism..



https://i.imgur.com/GHHJFIS.png
https://twitter.com/TheOvalPawffice/status/1488575755198111749

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

what's with the race baiting tag #adoptblackcats?

[Methais]

what's with the race baiting tag #adoptblackcats?

Missed opportunity for starting the #BlackCatsMatter movement.

[Bhaalizmo]

what's with the race baiting tag #adoptblackcats?

Blackcatslivesmatter.