How Trump Saved Greenland

[ClydeR]

People thought Trump was crazy to talk about buying Greenland. But look how it's worked out. As a result of Trump, Greenlanders are getting the attention they deserve from the government in Denmark.


OVERGAARD: "But it's good he brought this up. Now the world knows how important Greenland is, and the Danes are paying attention. So I actually want to say thanks to Trump." Many here say that, at best, Denmark has taken Greenland for granted. At worst, those like Carl Frederik Skifte see a history of exploitation and discrimination.

CARL FREDERIK SKIFTE: (Through interpreter) For hundreds of years they earned many, many billions of kroner from Greenland. Where have they used it? They haven't educated the Greenlanders. We've been deprioritized.

OVERGAARD: These Greenlanders say they hope the recent attention will translate into bargaining power with the Danes to increase opportunities for education, jobs and economic growth. Aaja Chemnitz Larsen, one of Greenland's two representatives to the Danish Parliament, says it's already happening.

More... (https://www.npr.org/2019/08/31/756323267/greenland-looks-to-seize-a-spotlight-moment)

[Methais]

People thought ClydeR was crazy to talk about buying every dildo in existence. But look how it's worked out. As a result of ClydeR, dildos are getting the attention they deserve from ClydeR's massively distended anus.


OVERGAARD: "But it's good he brought this up. Now the world knows how important dildos are, and time4fun is paying attention. So I actually want to say thanks to ClydeR." Many here say that, at best, time4fun has taken her dildos for granted. At worst, those like Androidpk see a history of exploitation and discrimination.

CWOLFF FREDERIK SELLSTUFF: (Through interpreter) For hundreds of years ClydeR has wielded many, many billions of inches worth of dildos from time4fun. Where have they used it? They haven't educated Androidpk. He's been deprioritized.

MACOVERGAARD: These dildoers say they hope the recent attention will translate into ravaged anuses with ClydeR to increase opportunities for education, jobs in exchange for couch, and circumferential anal growth. Aaja Chemnitz Larsen, one of ClydeR's two representatives to the Dildo Parliament, says it's already happening, and his anus is at least 6 inches wide now in its resting state.

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