Trump is no longer my President

[Gelston]

Evangelicals Abandon Trump In Droves After He Says McDonald's Is Better Than Chick-Fil-A

https://babylonbee.com/news/evangelicals-abandon-trump-droves-says-mcdonalds-better-chick-fil?fbclid=IwAR3y9B77MiOfZgDHW-lMD5dH4Tb_fABawDFjGvnJhHCf06PGVo_Sn3um06o

I heard he also eats steak well done and puts ketchup on it.

#notmyPresident
#Bernie2020

[~Rocktar~]

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENINGGGG1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ashliana]

Fox News: Trump is likely to be indicted. (https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/andrew-c-mccarthy-why-trump-is-likely-to-be-indicted-by-manhattan-us-attorney?fbclid=IwAR2MWYJIZOuCNZ54p_xs9dzQRrnh7don 1FHiPJ4V7sznFt9JEv_5npeBhvg)

Board conservatives: IT'S FINALLY HAPPENINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL IS WELL! TRUMP WAS TOTALLY EXONERATED!!! FAKE NEWS! RUSSIA'S A HOAX!!

[Gelston]

Fox News: Trump is likely to be indicted. (https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/andrew-c-mccarthy-why-trump-is-likely-to-be-indicted-by-manhattan-us-attorney?fbclid=IwAR2MWYJIZOuCNZ54p_xs9dzQRrnh7don 1FHiPJ4V7sznFt9JEv_5npeBhvg)

Board conservatives: IT'S FINALLY HAPPENINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL IS WELL! TRUMP WAS TOTALLY EXONERATED!!! FAKE NEWS! RUSSIA'S A HOAX!!

I hope so. Claiming McDonald's in better than Chick-fil-a is sacrilegious. Treasonous even!

#ibelieveinocasiocortez

[beldannon5]

I like chck-fil-a peach milkshakes but that's about it

[Gelston]

I like chck-fil-a peach milkshakes but that's about it

Well, you're a disgusting Trumptard. Go back to your bigmacs, loser.

[Candor]

Go have a Big Mac. Then go have a Wendy's chicken sandwich. If you actually like the Big Mac better, then either your taste buds are dead or you just don't like chicken.

[beldannon5]

oh I don't like big macs. I like the triple cheeseburgers and the fries. Wendy's I like the single or double.

[Parkbandit]

Evangelicals Abandon Trump In Droves After He Says McDonald's Is Better Than Chick-Fil-A

https://babylonbee.com/news/evangelicals-abandon-trump-droves-says-mcdonalds-better-chick-fil?fbclid=IwAR3y9B77MiOfZgDHW-lMD5dH4Tb_fABawDFjGvnJhHCf06PGVo_Sn3um06o

I heard he also eats steak well done and puts ketchup on it.

#notmyPresident
#Bernie2020

Chick-fil-a is about 118x better than McDonalds.. and I'm an atheist.

The only thing better at McDonalds is their fries and straws.

[Astray]

Fuck you nerds, we got a Jersey Mike's out here. Enjoy your stupid McDonalds and Chick-felt-a-D.

[Gelston]

Fuck you nerds, we got a Jersey Mike's out here. Enjoy your stupid McDonalds and Chick-felt-a-D.

Whataburger is better.

[Astray]

Whataburger is better.

Whataburger tastes like disappointment. Because it's disappointing.

[Parkbandit]

Whataburger tastes like disappointment. Because it's disappointing.

/agree

Never a fan.

All hype, no real beef...

[Gelston]

You people are wrong and will he sodomized by pineapples when you rot in hell.

[rolfard]

Shake shack is life

[Astray]

You people are wrong and will he sodomized by pineapples when you rot in hell.

Whataburger tastes like sour pussy, you gay.

[Gelston]

Whataburger tastes like sour pussy, you gay.

You've got aids

[Astray]

You've got aids

Guess I should go cough in the freezer of whataburger then. Maybe give them some actual flavor

[Gelston]

Guess I should go cough in the freezer of whataburger then. Maybe give them some actual flavor

It already has flavor, your HIV addled brain broke your tongue

[Astray]

It already has flavor, your HIV addled brain broke your tongue

Rudy's BBQ, hands down some of the best spicy baked potatos. Stupid expensive though.

[Velfi]

Guess I should go cough in the freezer of whataburger then. Maybe give them some actual flavor

How dare you.

[Astray]

How dare you.

I'm saying I got lung butter that's tastier than Whataburger!

[Velfi]

I'm saying I got lung butter that's tastier than Whataburger!

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[Stumplicker]

Fuck you nerds, we got a Jersey Mike's out here. Enjoy your stupid McDonalds and Chick-felt-a-D.

On an only tangentially related matter, and not accusing you specifically of this, it annoys me how people sing the praises of things from Jersey and also claim to hate Jersey constantly.

[Gelston]

On an only tangentially related matter, and not accusing you specifically of this, it annoys me how people sing the praises of things from Jersey and also claim to hate Jersey constantly.

No, this is from Jersey in England

[Alastir]

Now I want Chick-fil-a, but it's Sunday. :'(

[Astray]

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[Gelston]

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No, your opinion is garbage and you suck.

[Astray]

No, your opinion is garbage and you suck.

NO U

[Fortybox]

I grill my own burgers that are better than what everyone has suggested here you fat fast food junkies.

[Gelston]

I grill my own burgers that are better than what everyone has suggested here you fat fast food junkies.

No they aren't. Your grill is full of rat shit.

[Astray]

I swear to God if he just tells me he cooks his burgers with just beef I'm throwing him from a moving vehicle.

[Gelston]

I swear to God if he just tells me he cooks his burgers with just beef I'm throwing him from a moving vehicle.

Just need salt and pepper - every snobby griller in the world.

[Astray]

I knew a manager that had framed his first ever, "Salt and Pepper" on a ticket. Good shit.

[Gelston]

I actually only use garlic salt and pepper on my steaks ususlly.

[Fortybox]

I swear to God if he just tells me he cooks his burgers with just beef I'm throwing him from a moving vehicle.

Sirloin and pork, salt and pepper - ice cubes are important.

Screw McDonalds.

[Gelston]

Sirloin and pork, salt and pepper - ice cubes are important.

Screw McDonalds.

That isnt even a hamburger then. You suck.

[Fortybox]

That isnt even a hamburger then. You suck.

I do what I want.

[Parkbandit]

I actually only use garlic salt and pepper on my steaks ususlly.

Depends on the steak. For ribeye, I completely agree.

For filets, you need some fat. Try to brush on melted butter/garlic salt and pepper onto your steaks.

[Parkbandit]

Sirloin and pork, salt and pepper - ice cubes are important.

Screw McDonalds.

Do you eat your burgers well done?

That's the only time you would use ground up pork.

And if you do eat your burgers well done.. then you need to casually excuse yourself from this conversation.

[Astray]

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[Taernath]

And if you do eat your burgers well done.. then you need to casually excuse yourself from this conversation.

As long as there's enough fat content ground beef is fine at well done. Plus there's the concern about bacteria. That being said when I grill I usually do medium/medium-well.

[Parkbandit]

As long as there's enough fat content ground beef is fine at well done. Plus there's the concern about bacteria.

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Be thankful that I can only use this 4 times in this post.. because your post deserves 100 of these.

[Astray]

The concern for bacteria is real. If you're not getting a warning of some kind after/while ordering a rare burger, bounce.

[Parkbandit]

The concern for bacteria is real. If you're not getting a warning of some kind after/while ordering a rare burger, bounce.

I've never, ever gotten sick from eating medium burgers my whole life.

Ever.

The concern is null if you are getting your beef from a reputable butcher.

[Stanley Burrell]

If you cook the outside like it was on the sun, you get all that delicious carcinogen crunchiness, although it never comes out rare when I do this.

The story with E. coli is that, yes, occasionally you get a burger that has X amount of bacteria and/or virus and/or prion and/or protista. Whatever. It's just never enough to cause you to have anything worse than a little bit of the runs.

[Androidpk]

If you cook the outside like it was on the sun, you get all that delicious carcinogen crunchiness, although it never comes out rare when I do this.

Sous vide then sear it

[Astray]

Sous vide then sear it

...stick it in a plastic bag and boil it before you sear it?

[Tgo01]

Although I firmly believe rare/medium rare steak is the way to go I still prefer a well done burger.

At least I'm much better about my steaks in my old age, when I was younger I would do well done with A1 sauce. I had to have the A1 sauce because steak seemed so dry to me, because of course I was getting it well done. Once I started doing rare it felt like a disgrace to ruin this perfectly good steak with putting any kind of sauce on it.

A well done hamburger just doesn't seem dry to me like a well done steak does, plus I still put mustard, ketchup and mayo on a hamburger anyways.

[Androidpk]

...stick it in a plastic bag and boil it before you sear it?

yes

[Taernath]

Sous vide is some Pintrest bullshit.

[Astray]

yes

No. Never. Not even once. I will throw you under a roach coach.

[Androidpk]

It's basically a reverse sear with much greater control over the temperature.

[Astray]

It's basically a reverse sear with much greater control over the temperature.

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[Parkbandit]

No. Never. Not even once. I will throw you under a roach coach.

You don't have to boil your burger in plastic bag to get a good burger... unless you are really bad at cooking.

Step 1: Start charcoal for grill (use a chimney, not lighter fluid
Step 2: Take hamburger out of fridge. It better be 80/20 or don't bother.
Step 3: After about 15 minutes, the coals should be gray on the outside and should be evenly spread out in a thick bed
Step 4: LIGHTLY press your hamburger into patty form. Sprinkle salt/pepper over both sides.
Step 5: Lightly oil down your grill with canola oil and place burgers on grill directly over coals.
Step 6: Set timer for 3 minutes.
Step 7: When timer goes off, flip burger. Place a small pat of butter on top of burger.
Step 8: Set timer for 2 minutes.
Step 9: When timer goes off, place cheese on top of burger.
Step 10: When cheese is melted, remove from grill and tent with aluminum foil.
Step 11: Toast buns.
Step 12: After 3-4 minutes, fix your burger and enjoy.

[Neveragain]

You don't have to boil your burger in plastic bag to get a good burger... unless you are really bad at cooking.

Step 1: Start charcoal for grill (use a chimney, not lighter fluid
Step 2: Take hamburger out of fridge. It better be 80/20 or don't bother.
Step 3: After about 15 minutes, the coals should be gray on the outside and should be evenly spread out in a thick bed
Step 4: LIGHTLY press your hamburger into patty form. Sprinkle salt/pepper over both sides.
Step 5: Lightly oil down your grill with canola oil and place burgers on grill directly over coals.
Step 6: Set timer for 3 minutes.
Step 7: When timer goes off, flip burger. Place a small pat of butter on top of burger.
Step 8: Set timer for 2 minutes.
Step 9: When timer goes off, place cheese on top of burger.
Step 10: When cheese is melted, remove from grill and tent with aluminum foil.
Step 11: Toast buns.
Step 12: After 3-4 minutes, fix your burger and enjoy.

Secret to the best fried burger. Get your skillet to cooking temp and then press your burger directly on the hot cooking surface. This allows the meat to caramelize, it's the difference between a shitty hamburger and a top quality burger.

Everyone is welcome.

[Fortybox]

Do you eat your burgers well done?

That's the only time you would use ground up pork.

And if you do eat your burgers well done.. then you need to casually excuse yourself from this conversation.

Wrong.

[Fortybox]

The concern for bacteria is real. If you're not getting a warning of some kind after/while ordering a rare burger, bounce.

Rare is the only way to go. It needs to be mooing when it's on the plate.

[Parkbandit]

Rare is the only way to go. It needs to be mooing when it's on the plate.

You eat rare ground pork?

No thank you.

[Fortybox]

You eat rare ground pork?

No thank you.

Steak is different than hamburgers. ZOMG PK you're so old.

[Parkbandit]

Steak is different than hamburgers. ZOMG PK you're so old.

You quoted a post talking about hamburgers.

[Stanley Burrell]

Sous vide then sear it

Ahhh, not for beef my man. Definitely will sous vide pork.

[Stanley Burrell]

Hold up.

I like (not that I have to order it as such) a hamburger that can be medium well if it's a black and blue burger (cayenne + blue cheese [hence the name.]) Goes well with a black and tan. My effin' IBD doesn't let me eat stuff like this without serious consequences though.

[Stanley Burrell]

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Rubble rubble.

[Parkbandit]

Hold up.

I like (not that I have to order it as such) a hamburger that can be medium well if it's a black and blue burger (cayenne + blue cheese [hence the name.])

Cayenne is red, not black.


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[Taernath]

The 'black' comes from the blackening seasoning you use to make it. If you're just using cayenne it still turns black when you grill it.

[Fortybox]

You quoted a post talking about hamburgers.

Maybe I'm getting old :(

[Stanley Burrell]

Cayenne is red, not black.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0668/2207/products/SpiceJar_CayenneRedPepper_Ground_1400x.png?v=14840 84283

Criminy! I never even knew it was red!


The 'black' comes from the blackening seasoning you use to make it. If you're just using cayenne it still turns black when you grill it.

Ah, the universe unfolds and all is well with the cosmos. Also; okay, cool, I get it now.

[Fortybox]

Hold up.

I like (not that I have to order it as such) a hamburger that can be medium well if it's a black and blue burger (cayenne + blue cheese [hence the name.]) Goes well with a black and tan. My effin' IBD doesn't let me eat stuff like this without serious consequences though.

Blue cheese is gross.

Reported.

[Stanley Burrell]

Blue cheese is gross.

Reported.

Seriously? Tell me you don't love make-your-shit-turn-radioactive-orange hot wings with blue cheese dressing as the dipping sauce?

Or do you mean the cheese itself. I like it a lot on a burger because it's melted and tastes better to me like that anyway. I used to put away wheels of Jarlsberg.

[Taernath]

Blue cheese is amazing... and it has penicillin in it! It would probably let you survive PB's e. coli burgers.

[Astray]

I am stupid allergic to penicillin.

[Taernath]

I am stupid allergic to penicillin.

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

[Astray]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

I won't die from blue cheese but I will be in the hospital. Learned that the hard way.

[Gelston]

Seriously? Tell me you don't love make-your-shit-turn-radioactive-orange hot wings with blue cheese dressing as the dipping sauce?

Or do you mean the cheese itself. I like it a lot on a burger because it's melted and tastes better to me like that anyway. I used to put away wheels of Jarlsberg.

I dont use dipping sauce.

[Fortybox]

Seriously? Tell me you don't love make-your-shit-turn-radioactive-orange hot wings with blue cheese dressing as the dipping sauce?

Or do you mean the cheese itself. I like it a lot on a burger because it's melted and tastes better to me like that anyway. I used to put away wheels of Jarlsberg.

I dip them in ranch like normal people. Blue cheese is nasty stuff.

[Fortybox]

I dont use dipping sauce.


Well that is just sick and wrong.

Reported.

[Gelston]

Blue Cheese and ranch are good and all, but I prefer my wings to just be in their own sauce.

[Parkbandit]

Blue cheese is amazing... and it has penicillin in it! It would probably let you survive PB's e. coli burgers.

Stop getting your hamburger from those pickup trucks that cruise neighborhoods giving you a "great deal" and you won't have to worry about e. coli in your burgers :P

[Parkbandit]

Blue Cheese and ranch are good and all, but I prefer my wings to just be in their own sauce.

I agree.. except blue cheese is disgusting.

[RichardCranium]

I agree.. except blue cheese is disgusting.

This is correct.

[Gelston]

This is correct.

You prefer Fromunda Cheese.

[RichardCranium]

You prefer Fromunda Cheese.

Depends on the guy.

[Stanley Burrell]

I am not letting this go.

Blue cheese is amazing. Cayenne pepper is black. The world is flat, godammit.

[Fortybox]

I am not letting this go.

Blue cheese is amazing. Cayenne pepper is black. The world is flat, godammit.

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[Taernath]

I am not letting this go.

Blue cheese is amazing.

We'll bring the light of civilization to these savages if it's the last thing we do.