That's a lot of dead Russians!

[cwolff]

https://twitter.com/Spy_Stations/status/962246036478717954

8901

The translation is that Russian mercs hit up some Kurds and immediately got blasted by Americans and American supported forces killing 215 of them. Not sure if it's true, but it's interesting.

Another outlet is reporting 644 Russians killed. Not proxies, not indigs, but real life (now real dead) Russians.

[Wrathbringer]

Not sure if it's true...

More fake news from retarded liberals.

[cwolff]

More fake news from retarded liberals.

Good Morning Ernie. Where's Bert? Did you tucker him out last night?

[Gelston]

I wouldn't care if every single Russian in Syria died. Infact, I'd welcome it. Set that bitch ass regional power back a step.

They so want to get back to superpower status, but in reality, they never really were one. Their power projection never really reached outside of Europe.

[Wrathbringer]

Good Morning Ernie. Where's Bert? Did you tucker him out last night?

lol @ your rep.

[cwolff]

I wouldn't care if every single Russian in Syria died. Infact, I'd welcome it. Set that bitch ass regional power back a step.

Yup, I prefer the 644 number but that may be wishful thinking.

[Gelston]

Looks like they didn't realize the group they were attacking had US support in the area and then they got schwacked.

Wagner is also the group that was in Donbass.

[Taernath]

I wouldn't care if every single Russian in Syria died. Infact, I'd welcome it. Set that bitch ass regional power back a step.

They so want to get back to superpower status, but in reality, they never really were one. Their power projection never really reached outside of Europe.

I heard someone refer to them as a drunk guy shadowboxing down the street.

[Gelston]

I heard someone refer to them as a drunk guy shadowboxing down the street.

If only nukes didn't exist. :/

[Androidpk]

According to Igor Girkin, an ex-commander of Russia-backed separatists in eastern Ukraine, two tactical units of the Wagner private military group had been hit by the U.S. strikes on Feb. 7.

"One [unit] is practically totally destroyed, and the second is smashed ’to smithereens,’‘ he wrote in a post on the Vkontakte social network on Thursday, citing an unnamed source.

https://vk.com/wall347260249_255703

https://vk.com/wall-46943161_667665

[cwolff]

Damn. They don't get paid enough to take on US Air Power. It's staying pretty quiet. Even though they were mercs, we just killed hundreds of Russians.

[Androidpk]

Damn. They don't get paid enough to take on US Air Power. It's staying pretty quiet. Even though they were mercs, we just killed hundreds of Russians.

Quiet indeed. Asked around but no one is confirming/denying.

[Wrathbringer]

Quiet indeed. Asked around but no one is confirming/denying.

I'm not believing this till I see it on Fox News.

[Androidpk]

I'm not believing this till I see it on Fox News.

shut up macgyver

[Parkbandit]

Quiet indeed. Asked around but no one is confirming/denying.

LOL.

Well, there you have it. All of Androidpk's sources are tight lipped.

Maybe you should get off time4fun's couch and go ask them in person?

[Androidpk]

Get some new material PB, stop being lazy.

[Gelston]

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/u-s-kills-russians-in-syria-strikes-reports-say/ar-BBJ3P4d

MSN is reporting it now.

[Parkbandit]

Get some new material PB, stop being lazy.

Your failed life is still a great source of entertainment to many.

Sorry.

Tell us again about your super secret sources again.. that makes me smile.

[Androidpk]

I have super secret sources? That's news to me.

[Parkbandit]

I have super secret sources? That's news to me.

Yea.. you've mentioned them in a few threads now..


Quiet indeed. Asked around but no one is confirming/denying.

I realize in your position you need to try to sound more important than you are.. but come on.. that's not even believable.

It's very time4fun-esque... almost bordering on Daniel-ism.

[Methais]

Yea.. you've mentioned them in a few threads now..



I realize in your position you need to try to sound more important than you are.. but come on.. that's not even believable.

It's very time4fun-esque... almost bordering on Daniel-ism.

Hey, give him a break, I asked around too. But the 2 people near me at work don't seem to have any details either though. Must be some pretty heavy stuff. :(

[Androidpk]

Yea.. you've mentioned them in a few threads now..



I realize in your position you need to try to sound more important than you are.. but come on.. that's not even believable.

It's very time4fun-esque... almost bordering on Daniel-ism.

So angry all the time. Is that why your wife left you?

[Parkbandit]

So angry all the time. Is that why your wife left you?

My wife has never left me. 26 years and counting.

Sorry. I'd say nice try.. but it was painfully pathetic.

So.. the only loser here is still you :(

[Androidpk]

My wife has never left me.

The denial is strong in this one.

[Gelston]

The denial is strong in this one.

You know more about his marriage than him? Do tell.

[Taernath]

You know more about his marriage than him? Do tell.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/14940282/i-heard-some-serious-stuff-is-going-down-from-some-fairly-reliable-inside-sources.jpg

[Parkbandit]

The denial is strong in this one.

Unlike you, I don't need to deflect. I answered your accusation.

Sorry the answer wasn't to your liking.

Also, remember that time you fucked Misconstue while she was still married and you knew she was?

Yea.. not only are you a pathetic loser.. you're a fucking piece of shit.

I can go on all day kid... what else do you have?

[Androidpk]

Says the guy with over 40,000 posts on a MUD forum and brags about picking on "nerds". Tell me again what a normal guy you are.

[Candor]

Says the guy with over 40,000 posts on a MUD forum and brags about picking on "nerds". Tell me again what a normal guy you are.

Hello Pot, this is Kettle. You're black.

[Taernath]

Says the guy with over 40,000 posts on a MUD forum and brags about picking on "nerds". Tell me again what a normal guy you are.

Lol is 40k the cutoff? Cause you're on 35k now.

[Androidpk]

Hello Pot, this is Kettle. You're black.

reported for racism

[Androidpk]

Lol is 40k the cutoff? Cause you're on 35k now.

Where have I bragged about using the PC to pick on nerds? I've never claimed to be normal like PB goes on about.

[Androidpk]

After all this time his angst makes sense now. Wife left him for a younger, more fit man. One presumably with a full head of hair. Poor PB.

[Parkbandit]

Says the guy with over 40,000 posts on a MUD forum and brags about picking on "nerds". Tell me again what a normal guy you are.

You do realize you have 34,596 posts... right?

PB: Join Date - 1/1/2003 43910 posts. That is a posting rate of 7.95 posts per day
PK: Join Date - 7/1/2005 34596 posts. That is a posting rate of 7.50 posts per day

I can't even call you a nerd.. that would be a compliment to someone of your ilk.

Let's just stick with what you are: A real piece of shit with zero redeeming qualities.

[Parkbandit]

After all this time his angst makes sense now. Wife left him for a younger, more fit man. One presumably with a full head of hair. Poor PB.

Dude, you're the one with the shitty life.

My life is amazing.

Sorry (not at all really. Your shitty life should be a lesson to everyone.. don't be a lazy, pot smoking piece of shit and maybe, just maybe, you can make something of yourself)

[Androidpk]

<PB's screeching intensifies>

[Parkbandit]

<PB's screeching intensifies>

Pointing out how pathetic you are is not screeching.

Sorry. You're wrong again.

One day you might actually be right about something.

It's doubtful though.

[Androidpk]

https://k60.kn3.net/5F785BE30.png

[Taernath]

Where have I bragged about using the PC to pick on nerds? I've never claimed to be normal like PB goes on about.

This is a really weird meltdown you're having.

[Androidpk]

This is a really weird meltdown you're having.

You have a weird definition of meltdown. I'm not the one raging like an idiot.

[Taernath]

I'm not the one raging like an idiot.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/023/021/e02e5ffb5f980cd8262cf7f0ae00a4a9_press-x-to-doubt-memes-memesuper-la-noire-doubt-meme_419-238.jpg

I mean, you're the one going off on imaginary divorces and postcounts.

[Gelston]

You have a weird definition of meltdown. I'm not the one raging like an idiot.

I think you really need to reassess yourself. You are definitely coming off as "raging like an idiot".

[~Rocktar~]

You have a weird definition of meltdown. I'm not the one raging like an idiot.

Yes you are.

[Parkbandit]

You have a weird definition of meltdown. I'm not the one raging like an idiot.

https://media.giphy.com/media/y9N9mDZZpfnig/giphy.gif

[Methais]

Says the guy with over 40,000 posts on a MUD forum and brags about picking on "nerds". Tell me again what a normal guy you are.

https://i.imgur.com/aFJjXNZ.png

Holy fuck you're stupid. Do you know how numbers work? You're for real about to dethrone both Backlash and time4fun. You have to work really hard to reach that level of dumb.


The denial is strong in this one.

time4pk thinks that saying random "insults" that make no sense or have any actual meaning is being clever. He also thinks normal people telling him how incredibly retarded he is = autistic screeching because he doesn't understand how memes work.

He also thinks it's no less masculine to be the catcher instead of the pitcher. Which he's still deflecting on, like 3 posts after he was accusing other people of deflecting.

Because he's a big smelly gaylord poopypants jizz sharting SCHLUP SCHLUP hater.

In b4 "Says the guy with 27k posts who has been here 2 years longer than me with my 34k posts because I'm so clever."

[subzero]

All the post-countin goin on 'round heah has me feelin like a biiiiig slacker.

[Gelston]

All the post-countin goin on 'round heah has me feelin like a biiiiig slacker.

When you finish GS you gain levels by posting on the PC.

[cwolff]

https://taskandpurpose.com/russian-mercenary-test-us-military-syria/

Good article by T and P on it.

[Gelston]

According to that article, we damn well knew there were Russians with them. Haha, fuck 'em.

[cwolff]

Sergey: Hey, Olvgeny, Let's go see what these pussy americans do if we get close.

Olvgeny: Good Idea Sergey

Americans: Brrrrrrrrrrtttttt, Brrrrrrrrrrrtttttt

[drauz]

Sergey: Hey, Olvgeny, Let's go see what these pussy americans do if we get close.

Olvgeny: Good Idea Sergey

Americans: Brrrrrrrrrrtttttt, Brrrrrrrrrrrtttttt

https://pics.me.me/ba-art-what-is-love-met-brrrt-dont-sing-along-5685215.png

[Methais]

https://taskandpurpose.com/russian-mercenary-test-us-military-syria/

Good article by T and P on it.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YAC3rpuhrPY/hqdefault.jpg

[Androidpk]

Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov warned the U.S. not to “play with fire” in Syria after a massive escalation in violence took place on all sides of the multi-faceted conflict earlier this month.

“The U.S. .should stop playing very dangerous games which could lead to the dismemberment of the Syrian state,” Lavrov said at a Middle East conference in Moscow on Monday, according to Bloomberg.

[Gelston]

Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov warned the U.S. not to “play with fire” in Syria after a massive escalation in violence took place on all sides of the multi-faceted conflict earlier this month.

“The U.S. .should stop playing very dangerous games which could lead to the dismemberment of the Syrian state,” Lavrov said at a Middle East conference in Moscow on Monday, according to Bloomberg.

Wouldn't it be great to dismember it though? I think we should keep killing Russians.

On top of that, we've also beefed up our Naval Presence in the Black Sea. Seems we're starting to get tired of Russian aggression in the Ukraine too.

[Androidpk]

Seems we're starting to get tired of Russian aggression in the Ukraine too.

What makes you say that?

[Gelston]

What makes you say that?

A recent Department of State tweet.

[Gelston]

And you know... Why else would we be building up our fleet strength in the Black Sea?

[Androidpk]

No idea. Gave myself a break from following what was going on over that. The company I was with had a chance at landing a massive contract with the Ukraine FSB and military but the CEO took a dump all over it. I could have been living the life in Kiev :/

[Taernath]

The company I was with had a chance at landing a massive contract with the Ukraine FSB and military but the CEO took a dump all over it. I could have been living the life in Kiev :/

Cleaning staff tends to be sourced locally.

[Wrathbringer]

No idea. Gave myself a break from following what was going on over that. The company I was with had a chance at landing a massive contract with the Ukraine FSB and military but the CEO took a dump all over it. I could have been living the life in Kiev :/

The idea that you have ever been part of any company is laughable, as is your dump reference. Well done.

[Wrathbringer]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YAC3rpuhrPY/hqdefault.jpg

lol oh terrance...could you see if there's a penny stuck between my butt cheeks?

[Androidpk]

Recordings have emerged in which Russian mercenaries subjected to a joint U.S. strike that killed dozens of their comrades describe the incident as “a total fuck-up.”

In the first audio clip, a man says “one squadron fucking lost 200 people …right away, another one lost 10 people… and I don’t know about the third squadron but it got torn up pretty badly, too... So three squadrons took a beating.”

The man explains that American forces used artillery and helicopter gunships to repel the assault. “They were all shelling the holy fuck out of it and our guys didn’t have anything besides the assault rifles… nothing at all, I'm not even talking about shoulder-fired SAMs or anything like that… they tore us to pieces, put us through hell,” he says.

The speaker is also critical of the Russian government’s response to the incident, saying, “They beat our asses like we were little pieces of shit... but our fucking government will go in reverse now and nobody will respond or anything and nobody will punish anyone for this.”

"My guys just called me, they are sitting there drinking, many are MIA, it's a total fuckup, another humiliation... nobody gives a fuck about us."

In a second clip, a man explains that the battle quickly descended into a massacre as the Russians lost all armored support. “Out of all vehicles only one tank survived and one BRDM (Armored Reconnaissance Vehicle) after the attack, all other BRDMs and tanks were destroyed in the first minutes of the fight, right away.”

In the third clip, a man can be heard explaining the Russian convoy was a few hundred meters away from target when the American forces raised their flag and hit the Russians with a heavy artillery barrage, wiping out the first column instantly. “We got our fucking asses beat rough, the Yankees made their point," he said. "What were they hoping for, that the Yankees are just going to fuck off?... It's bullshit, some people can't even be fucking ID'ed, too many people there."

In another of the clips, a man claims “there are about 215 fucking killed” on the Russian side.

http://www.newsweek.com/total-f-russian-mercenaries-syria-lament-us-strike-killed-dozens-818073

[Androidpk]

Sounds like this was a planned attack and the US knew it was coming.

[cwolff]

How the hell has this been so quiet? Probably just because everyday is a new "Breaking News" crisis from the WH that this is getting lost in the noise.

[Androidpk]

Trump won't even criticize Russia over messing with the election so I'm not surprised he has nothing to say about Putin's forces deliberately attacking US military in Syria.

[Gelston]

Trump won't even criticize Russia over messing with the election so I'm not surprised he has nothing to say about Putin's forces deliberately attacking US military in Syria.

We said enough with HE.

[cwolff]

Russian convoy was a few hundred meters away from target when the American forces raised their flag and hit the Russians with a heavy artillery barrage

This makes me want to re-enlist and get a fucked up moto tattoo.


We said enough with HE.

Damn straight.

[Taernath]

https://i.imgur.com/c4ThZ0H.gif

[cwolff]

https://i.imgur.com/c4ThZ0H.gif

Exactly!

[Androidpk]

I heard as the battle concluded David Hasselhoff stood on the wall of the US outpost and started singing Looking for Freedom.

[Methais]

"What were they hoping for, that the Yankees are just going to fuck off?"

:lol:


I heard as the battle concluded David Hasselhoff stood on the wall of the US outpost and started singing Looking for Freedom.

https://media.giphy.com/media/6R14aqiec4cLe/giphy.gif

[Latrinsorm]

I don't mean to speak ill of the dead but if the Russians wanted to stand up to the United States armed forces they should have talked with our militia movement. Tanks? BRDMs? Pfft. All you need is an assault rifle and a table full of sex toys.

[cwolff]

:lol:



https://media.giphy.com/media/6R14aqiec4cLe/giphy.gif

Ya man, now you're getting it. See what I'm saying? You're definitely an artsy fartsy type troll. Stick with your pictures. Leave the words for the more analytical minds. You do you.

[Methais]

Ya man, now you're getting it. See what I'm saying? You're definitely an artsy fartsy type troll. Stick with your pictures. Leave the words for the more analytical minds. You do you.

Confirmed that cwolff only responds to pictures of scantily clad men.

It's ok for you to come out of the closet. We'll support you. You'll still be dumb as fuck, but we'll support your gayness.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d5I1ez31og0/maxresdefault.jpg

[cwolff]

Confirmed that cwolff only responds to pictures of scantily clad men.

It's ok for you to come out of the closet. We'll support you. You'll still be dumb as fuck, but we'll support your gayness.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d5I1ez31og0/maxresdefault.jpg

That's another great picture but the words are lacking. If you want to keep using your words its ok, just try to hit 'em where it hurts.

I think only you and Ernie care about being gay. Try to put yourselves in the other guys shoes. Use empathy. Know what I mean?

[Gelston]

I picture is worth a thousand words, dumbass.

[Methais]

I'm still very mad and butthurt that Trump is president and it's not stopping for at least another 7 years.

http://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2017/02/10/4c74e6db-726b-4e29-b400-5337fba57d36/resize/620x465/72cc1f488437598c53964120aed108ca/screen-shot-2017-02-10-at-2-36-50-pm.png

[cwolff]

Yes, yes yes. I like it. You combined my advice into one solid meme. This is your best day ever. I'm proud of you little buddy.

[Wrathbringer]

Yes, yes yes. I like it. Keep sharting in my face.

You're gross.

[cwolff]

You're gross.

Meh, Ernie is regressing but I'm still stoked for Bert

[Methais]

Yes, yes yes. I like it. Keep sharting in my face.

Well I mean...if you say so. No sharts today though, just a full hefty log.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/sony_bullshit_anim4.gif

[cwolff]

Well I mean...if you say so. No sharts today though, just a full hefty log.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/sony_bullshit_anim4.gif

Aww that's a shame. A little setback for you too but I understand. You dudes just love scat stuff.

[Wrathbringer]

Aww that's a shame. A little bit missed my face. Try again?

ugh, just stop.

[Methais]

Rare footage of time4fun, time4pk, time4wolff, and time4necro having their first scat party.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0U2_YstJQk

(time4fun is the one wearing the sunglasses)

[cwolff]

Keep practicing my little lovely trolls. I'll check in on your progress later.

[Methais]

Keep practicing my little lovely trolls. I'll check in on your progress later.

cwolff thinks he's important lololololololololololololol

[Gelston]

Why does cwolff keep calling yall Bert and Ernie? Those are both gay liberals.

[SHAFT]

Whole lot of indicted Russians. And Americans for that matter.

Whole lot of indictments for a hoax, huh?

[Gelston]

Whole lot of indicted Russians. And Americans for that matter.

Whole lot of indictments for a hoax, huh?

Wrong thread, dumbass. I know everything has been blurry from all the tears in your eyes after the election, but this is about us killing Russians.

[SHAFT]

Hahaha, you guys are jokes

[Androidpk]

Wrong thread, dumbass. I know everything has been blurry from all the tears in your eyes after the election, but this is about us killing Russians.

The head Russian in charge of the Russian soldiers in Syria and Ukraine, who knew about this Russian attack before it happened, is none other than Putin's right hand man Yevgeny Prigozhin, whom was one of the Russians indicted by Mueller the other day.

[Gelston]

The head Russian in charge of the Russian soldiers in Syria and Ukraine, who knew about this Russian attack before it happened, is none other than Putin's right hand man Yevgeny Prigozhin, whom was one of the Russians indicted by Mueller the other day.

Is he a dead Russian? No? Okay then.

[Androidpk]

Does it matter? No. Unless you're suddenly the off topic police. But even then you can still go fuck off.

[Gelston]

Does it matter? No. Unless you're suddenly the off topic police. But even then you can still go fuck off.

Look, I get that you're trying to jerk off Shaft's shaft, but you can do that in private.

[cwolff]

The head Russian in charge of the Russian soldiers in Syria and Ukraine, who knew about this Russian attack before it happened, is none other than Putin's right hand man Yevgeny Prigozhin, whom was one of the Russians indicted by Mueller the other day.

They are all connected aren't they. It truly is a mafia that runs things over there.

[Methais]

Why does cwolff keep calling yall Bert and Ernie? Those are both gay liberals.

cwolff participates in nonstop wishful thinking.


Does it matter? No. Unless you're suddenly the off topic police. But even then you can still go fuck off.

Reported for being off topic. And for swearing. And for insulting other members.

[cwolff]

cwolff participates in nonstop wishful thinking.



Reported for being off topic. And for swearing. And for insulting other members.

Good morning Bert, you dirty dirty boy. How's Ernie?

[Methais]

Why does cwolff keep calling yall Bert and Ernie? Those are both gay liberals.


cwolff participates in nonstop wishful thinking.


Good morning Bert, you dirty dirty boy. How's Ernie?

See what I mean?

Doesn't matter anyway though. As you can see below, Bert & Ernie are cooler than romper wearing idiots like cwolff could ever hope to be.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTuBXXAOtl8

[cwolff]

See what I mean?

Doesn't matter anyway though. As you can see below, Bert & Ernie are cooler than romper wearing idiots like cwolff could ever hope to be.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTuBXXAOtl8

Girl! That was good one. The whole package. Great video, witty insult. No juvenile fart/shart jokes. Fucking A. You're doing good. Keep it up.

[Methais]

Girl! That was good one. The whole package. Great video, witty insult. No juvenile fart/shart jokes. Fucking A. You're doing good. Keep it up.

See? I knew you wore rompers.

[cwolff]

See? I knew you wore rompers.

Coveralls. Are those like rompers?

[~Rocktar~]

Girl! That was good one. The whole package. Great video, witty insult. No juvenile fart/shart jokes. Fucking A. You're doing good. Keep it up.

Did you just assume Methias gender or mis-gender?