Human Centipede

[cwolff]

“The Trump Support group consumes the highest volume of junk news sources on Twitter, and spreads more junk news sources, than all the other groups put together. This pattern is repeated on Facebook, where the Hard Conservatives group consumed the highest proportion of junk news.”

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/technology/2018/feb/06/sharing-fake-news-us-rightwing-study-trump-university-of-oxford

And the Fox news response calling the fake news story fake news.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/02/09/oxford-study-saying-trump-supporters-share-more-fake-news-is-fake-news.amp.html

[Androidpk]

https://i.redd.it/7ipgcurgux2z.jpg

[Androidpk]

And who the hell cares how popular Drudge is, that doesn't legitimize them, they post shit from Infowars for fucks sake.

[cwolff]

They play up the in-group out-group angle. Its a herd mentality. They group together and look to each other for validation.

[cwolff]

https://i.redd.it/7ipgcurgux2z.jpg

This is awesome.

[Neveragain]

First to point out the irony in this thread.:fish:

[Methais]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/technology/2018/feb/06/sharing-fake-news-us-rightwing-study-trump-university-of-oxford

And the Fox news response calling the fake news story fake news.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/02/09/oxford-study-saying-trump-supporters-share-more-fake-news-is-fake-news.amp.html


https://i.redd.it/7ipgcurgux2z.jpg


And who the hell cares how popular Drudge is, that doesn't legitimize them, they post shit from Infowars for fucks sake.


They play up the in-group out-group angle. Its a herd mentality. They group together and look to each other for validation.


This is awesome.


Bert and Ernie just woke up. Now watch the young lovers go through the whole forum together. Its cute. Like they're virtually holding hands after a cozy night in bed together

^ What an ironic post after reading this thread.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3382/5698739575_d428a1ba7f_b.jpg

Which one of you is the guy?

[cwolff]

I know I'm coaching/mentoring you on insults but that doesn't mean you can plagiarize me. I'm flattered of course, but you're going to have to leave the nest and fly on your own my little shitbird.

[Methais]

I know I'm coaching/mentoring you on insults but that doesn't mean you can plagiarize me. I'm flattered of course, but you're going to have to leave the nest and fly on your own my little shitbird.

Your insults are actually even worse than Necro's. And Backlash. That's pretty bad. I'm sure you're a pretty tough guy in real life though and not one to be messed with. Please confirm/deny.

Also, reported for plagiarizing Jim Lahey.

[Androidpk]

Your insults are actually even worse than Necro's. And Backlash. That's pretty bad. I'm sure you're a pretty tough guy in real life though and not one to be messed with. Please confirm/deny.

Also, reported for plagiarizing Jim Lahey.

This coming from the guy obsessed with pegging jokes. Not sure if it's because you're 10 and think they're actually funny or just a repressed closet homosexual taking after Mike Pence. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Methais]

This coming from the guy obsessed with pegging jokes. Not sure if it's because you're 10 and think they're actually funny or just a repressed closet homosexual taking after Mike Pence. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Says the guy who complains about women masturbating nearby.

[Wrathbringer]

Says the guy who complains about women masturbating nearby.

This is correct.

[Methais]

This is correct.


https://youtu.be/9zxbtAcKPIE

[Neveragain]

Says the guy who complains about women masturbating nearby.

https://m.popkey.co/0c515a/qVJZ5_s-200x150.gif

[Androidpk]

Says the guy who complains about women masturbating nearby.

Is that supposed to be an insult? I know you think trolling the politics folder is your thing but you're just not good at it, dude. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Gelston]

I like how half of the responses to insults in this thread are that the insults aren't good.

[Methais]

I know I'm coaching/mentoring you on insults but that doesn't mean you can plagiarize me. I'm flattered of course, but you're going to have to leave the nest and fly on your own my little shitbird.


Is that supposed to be an insult? I know you think trolling the politics folder is your thing but you're just not good at it, dude. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You and cwolff are so cute together, the way you follow each others' leads and practically finish each other's sentences for each other.

You two were meant to be. Don't fight it. time4fun will be so proud that her Bebop finally found his Rocksteady.

https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/bhd-9_sceaazaob.jpg


I like how half of the responses to insults in this thread are that the insults aren't good.

Reported for not having better insults on the internet.

[Androidpk]

Again, are you 10 or just stuck in the closet?

[Methais]

Again, are you 10 or just stuck in the closet?

Sorry, I can't in good conscience respond to insults that are this bad.

[Androidpk]

Sorry, I can't in good conscience respond to insults that are this bad.

It's not an insult, it's an honest question. There's gotta be a reason why you're always making homosexual/pegging jokes. Either it's cause you actually think they're funny, you're a bigot, or you're just scared of your own sexuality and you're projecting. Which is it?

[Wrathbringer]

It's not an insult, it's an honest question. There's gotta be a reason why you're always making homosexual/pegging jokes. Either it's cause you actually think they're funny, you're a bigot, or you're just scared of your own sexuality and you're projecting. Which is it?

/clowns

eta: just noticed that clowns looks amazingly like downs. Both apply in this instance.

[Methais]

It's not an insult, it's an honest question. There's gotta be a reason why you're always making homosexual/pegging jokes. Either it's cause you actually think they're funny, you're a bigot, or you're just scared of your own sexuality and you're projecting. Which is it?

Wait...so are you saying you don't get pegged by time4fun?

[Androidpk]

Wait...so are you saying you don't get pegged by time4fun?

Another non-answer.

[Androidpk]

In before Methais responds with another deflection because he doesn't want to admit to being a stereotypical redneck bigot.

[Wrathbringer]

In before Methais responds with another deflection because he doesn't want to admit to being a stereotypical redneck bigot.

why would you make such a claim? In before you don't give any proof.

[Methais]

Another non-answer.


In before Methais responds with another deflection because he doesn't want to admit to being a stereotypical redneck bigot.

You are literally the last person in the history of this entire forum, even moreso than Backlash, who has any room to complain about non-answers and deflection. I'm flattered that you've adopted the "in before another non-answer/deflection" posts that I've been using on you for like a year now though.

To answer your actual question though, which is something you are incapable of doing when asked something, because it makes you sooooo maaaaaad. Because you're clearly a homophobe. And a racist. Against homosexuals. Except for cwolff.

Speaking of non-answers, are you saying you don't get pegged by time4fun?

PS: You're gay. And that's ok.

[Androidpk]

In before Methais responds with another deflection because he doesn't want to admit to being a stereotypical redneck bigot.


You are literally the last person in the history of this entire forum, even moreso than Backlash, who has any room to complain about non-answers and deflection. I'm flattered that you've adopted the "in before another non-answer/deflection" posts that I've been using on you for like a year now though.

To answer your actual question though, which is something you are incapable of doing when asked something, because it makes you sooooo maaaaaad. Because you're clearly a homophobe. And a racist. Against homosexuals. Except for cwolff.

Speaking of non-answers, are you saying you don't get pegged by time4fun?

PS: You're gay. And that's ok.

Called it.

[Methais]

Called it.

Called what? Did you forget to read the post? Let me try again. I'll use crayons this time.


You are literally the last person in the history of this entire forum, even moreso than Backlash, who has any room to complain about non-answers and deflection. I'm flattered that you've adopted the "in before another non-answer/deflection" posts that I've been using on you for like a year now though.

To answer your actual question though, which is something you are incapable of doing when asked something, because it makes you sooooo maaaaaad. Because you're clearly a homophobe. And a racist. Against homosexuals. Except for cwolff.

Speaking of non-answers, are you saying you don't get pegged by time4fun?

PS: You're gay. And that's ok.

Yes, you certainly showed me.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/048/783/a_winner_is_you20110724-22047-1nd3wif.jpg

PS: You forgot to answer my question. Are you saying you don't get pegged by time4fun?

[Androidpk]

Deflections all the way down. Get some help dude. Stop hiding in the closet.

[Wrathbringer]

why would you make such a claim? In before you don't give any proof.

called it.

[Methais]

Deflections all the way down. Get some help dude. Stop hiding in the closet.

Remember when you asked me a question, it got answered, you cried about deflection because you don’t know how to read, and then you deflected my question?

Called it. Just like all the other times. OMG U MUST BE IN TEH CLOZIT!!!!

[cwolff]

Remember when you asked me a question, it got answered, you cried about deflection because you don’t know how to read, and then you deflected my question?

Called it. Just like all the other times. OMG U MUST BE IN TEH CLOZIT!!!!

Hi Bert, the reason people say you're a closeted gay is because homosexuality, like so many little cocks you gobble, is always in your mouth. Just classic psychology. Hell, your little lover is even writing homoerotic fan fiction to me. If he breaks out a la 50 shades, I expect a royalty

[Methais]

Hi Bert, the reason people say you're a closeted gay is because homosexuality, like so many little cocks you gobble, is always in your mouth. Just classic psychology. Hell, your little lover is even writing homoerotic fan fiction to me. If he breaks out a la 50 shades, I expect a royalty

I’m not the one here getting excited over dudes tossing other dudes’ salad...

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?113658-Human-Centipede&p=2005699#post2005699

[cwolff]

I’m not the one here getting excited over dudes tossing other dudes’ salad...

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?113658-Human-Centipede&p=2005699#post2005699

True, you've been muted on the subject but your boy toy obviously loves that shit. Do you kiss him after? That's kind of gross

[Wrathbringer]

I’m not the one here getting excited over dudes tossing other dudes’ salad...

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?113658-Human-Centipede&p=2005699#post2005699

:lol:

Eta: Reported for assuming their gender you fascist asshole!!1!

[Wrathbringer]

I literally eat shit.

Damn. Why?

[Androidpk]

Remember when you asked me a question, it got answered, you cried about deflection because you don’t know how to read, and then you deflected my question?

Called it. Just like all the other times. OMG U MUST BE IN TEH CLOZIT!!!!

So you think your answer of why you continue to make crass jokes about LGQTB people is because I'm a homophobe and racist.. is a legit answer? No. It's just another deflection and a rather sad one too.

[subzero]

make crass jokes about LGQTB people

Who said anything aboot queers? Some straight dudes like themselves a good peggin, I reckon.

[Androidpk]

https://i.redd.it/63tyfcdiggf01.png

[Parkbandit]

Is that supposed to be an insult? I know you think trolling the politics folder is your thing but you're just not good at it, dude. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No. Your's was supposed to be an insult. What Methais did in return was to take an actual event from your life and pointed out how fucking queer it sounded to normal guys.

"Waa! She masturbates too loudly! I can't hear Glee!"

[Parkbandit]

I wonder who's couch Androidpk will be sleeping on when he has his full blown Trump meltdown...

[Fortybox]

I wonder who's couch Androidpk will be sleeping on when he has his full blown Trump meltdown...

...time4fun’s.

[Neveragain]

First to point out the irony in this thread.:fish:

https://media.giphy.com/media/MHrXnZIMlkpPi/giphy.gif

[Androidpk]

lol, was waiting for PB to show up with his, "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[Parkbandit]

lol, was waiting for PB to show up with his, "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

I just came into your meltdown to illustrate how wrong you are.

Nothing more, Mooch.

Please continue. It's entertaining.

[Methais]

So you think your answer of why you continue to make crass jokes about LGQTB people is because I'm a homophobe and racist.. is a legit answer? No. It's just another deflection and a rather sad one too.

Are your comprehension skills really that bad? Even after I Ashliana'd up the relevant part, and then super Ashliana'd the super relevant part, you keep failing.


This thread

https://tinawilliamsblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/poopy-pants.jpg?w=300&h=170

[~Rocktar~]

Are your comprehension skills really that bad?

Yes, yes his comprehension skills are really that bad.

[Androidpk]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE!

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062010/1275905143_raging-midget.gif

[Methais]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062010/1275905143_raging-midget.gif

https://i.imgur.com/CDqD1KV.jpg

[Ashliana]

Are your comprehension skills really that bad? Even after I Ashliana'd up the relevant part, and then super Ashliana'd the super relevant part, you keep failing.


Red bold? How tacky.

[Methais]

Red bold? How tacky.

It was the closest I could get to red crayons. Which still didn't work anyway. :(

[Parkbandit]

Anyone have a couch I can crash on for a few months until you get sick of me mooching and eventually kick me out? Just to be upfront, I won't pay my fair share on anything, I'll basically just be in your home for weeks on end and never venturing out.. and if you are female and you masturbate, can you just do it quietly.. it really bothers me. Thanks!

https://cdn.powder.com/uploads/2013/03/couchsurf.jpg

[Wrathbringer]

https://cdn.powder.com/uploads/2013/03/couchsurf.jpg

:lol:

[Methais]

https://cdn.powder.com/uploads/2013/03/couchsurf.jpg

NO SCHLUP SCHLUP ALLOWED


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zxbtAcKPIE

[Androidpk]

PB and Methais make such a cute couple. Wonder who the bottom is.

[Gelston]

Your response was to call them gay and then to question their masculinity?

[Androidpk]

Your response was to call them gay and then to question their masculinity?

Didn't say anything regarding masculinity.

[Gelston]

Didn't say anything regarding masculinity.

You asked which one took it. You sure are a horrible SJW.

[Methais]

PB and Methais make such a cute couple. Wonder who the bottom is.


Not sure if it's because you're 10 and think they're actually funny or just a repressed closet homosexual taking after Mike Pence. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Again, are you 10 or just stuck in the closet?


It's not an insult, it's an honest question. There's gotta be a reason why you're always making homosexual/pegging jokes. Either it's cause you actually think they're funny, you're a bigot, or you're just scared of your own sexuality and you're projecting. Which is it?


In before Methais responds with another deflection because he doesn't want to admit to being a stereotypical redneck bigot.


Deflections all the way down. Get some help dude. Stop hiding in the closet.


So you think your answer of why you continue to make crass jokes about LGQTB people is because I'm a homophobe and racist.. is a legit answer? No. It's just another deflection and a rather sad one too.


PB and Methais make such a cute couple. Wonder who the bottom is.

I know you think you're being clever even though you're not, but stop being a stereotypical redneck bigot. Just come out of the closet already instead of being scared of your own sexuality and projecting. WHAT ARE YOU 10?!??!?!?!?!/11/1/E/21RF

[Androidpk]

I know you think you're being clever even though you're not, but stop being a stereotypical redneck bigot. Just come out of the closet already instead of being scared of your own sexuality and projecting. WHAT ARE YOU 10?!??!?!?!?!/11/1/E/21RF

Who's trying to be clever? I'm just making an obvious statement.

[Androidpk]

You asked which one took it. You sure are a horrible SJW.

And? What the hell does masculinity have to do with that?

[Methais]

Who's trying to be clever? I'm just making an obvious statement.

That you're a bigoted redneck? Yes.

[Gelston]

And? What the hell does masculinity have to do with that?

I'm not going to explain sex to you.

[Methais]

I'm not going to explain sex to you.

I will.

You see, when time4pk and cwolff love each other very much...

[Gelston]

Methais is Pk's daddy.

[Methais]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hlysht.gif

[Androidpk]

I'm not going to explain sex to you.

You don't have to though it certainly seems like someone needs to explain masculinity to you.

[Gelston]

You don't have to though it certainly seems like someone needs to explain masculinity to you.

You think it is masculine to take it in the ass?

[Androidpk]

You think it is masculine to take it in the ass?

Listen, I know you're from one of those shit hole southern states but stop trying to hard to be ignorant.

[Androidpk]

Methais is Pk's daddy.

Nah, not into fat dudes.

[Gelston]

Listen, I know you're from one of those shit hole southern states but stop trying to hard to be ignorant.

Deflecting. It was a yes or no question.

[Androidpk]

Deflecting. It was a yes or no question.

Masculinity isn't defined by sexuality.

[Gelston]

Masculinity isn't defined by sexuality.

Confirmed, pk likes being pegged.

[Androidpk]

Confirmed, pk likes being pegged.

Confirmed, gelston swallows.

[Gelston]

Confirmed, gelston swallows.

First of all, no. And second of all, where the fuck does that even come from? Are you just flailing around with random insults? I mean, mine is actual evidence that you enjoy being pegged and don't consider it a blow to you already weak masculinity.

[Androidpk]

First of all, no. And second of all, where the fuck does that even come from? Are you just flailing around with random insults? I mean, mine is actual evidence that you enjoy being pegged and don't consider it a blow to you already weak masculinity.

Where is your actual evidence?

[Gelston]

Where is your actual evidence?

Your constant deflections? Saying sexuality has nothing to do with masculinity to make yourself feel better? Your constant posting of shirtless men?

[Androidpk]

Your constant deflections? Saying sexuality has nothing to do with masculinity to make yourself feel better? Your constant posting of shirtless men?

That.. isn't evidence. Lay off the tide pods, dude. Switch back to crayons.

[Gelston]

That.. isn't evidence. Lay off the tide pods, dude. Switch back to crayons.

It is enough evidence. You like being pegged. Methais' goatse are imitations of you!

[Methais]

Masculinity isn't defined by sexuality.

Just to be sure here...you think being the catcher is no less masculine than being the pitcher? Please elaborate why and enlighten us plebs.

[Parkbandit]

Who's trying to be clever?

You are always trying. You just never succeed. Sounds like your life.


I'm just making an obvious statement.

Why do you have such deep seeded homophobia?

Tell us all about it.

[Androidpk]

It is enough evidence. You like being pegged. Methais' goatse are imitations of you!

You being super quick to deflect away from you swallowing is all the evidence I need to know you swallow.

[Parkbandit]

Listen, I know you're from one of those shit hole southern states but stop trying to hard to be ignorant.

Irony.

Dude.. remember that time you got caught stealing your ex-lover's shit.. so you took a break from here?

That literally was the only time no one thought you were posting retarded things.

[Parkbandit]

Your constant deflections? Saying sexuality has nothing to do with masculinity to make yourself feel better? Your constant posting of shirtless men?

Don't forget about getting very upset about having to listen to a female masturbate.

[Gelston]

You being super quick to deflect away from you swallowing is all the evidence I need to know you swallow.

I didn't deflect. I straight up said no.

[Androidpk]

<PB's screeching intensifies>

[Parkbandit]

<PB's screeching intensifies>

How would you know from your couch?

And by "your" couch.. I really mean someone else's that fell for your sob story and is now trying to figure out how to get you the fuck out of their life.

[Androidpk]

Is couch supposed to be slang for something? I don't even sleep on my own couch let alone someone else's.

Seriously, get some new material. We're rooting for you.

[Gelston]

Is couch supposed to be slang for something? I don't even sleep on my own couch let alone someone else's.

Seriously, get some new material. We're rooting for you.

Do you sleep on a mattress placed directly on the floor?

[Androidpk]

Do you sleep on a mattress placed directly on the floor?

My mattress is on a box spring which is on top of a frame.

[Methais]

Just to be sure here...you think being the catcher is no less masculine than being the pitcher? Please elaborate why and enlighten us plebs.

^Still waiting for time4pk to deflect on this.

[Neveragain]

http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/hahaha-gif-17.gif

[Parkbandit]

Is couch supposed to be slang for something? I don't even sleep on my own couch let alone someone else's.

Seriously, get some new material. We're rooting for you.

Wait... you have a couch that you purchased with money?

I'll need to see the receipt.

Also, how does that conversation go? "Hey, I am down on my luck again.. can I park my couch in your house until I get back on my feet?"

[Tenlaar]

This thread reminded me why I so rarely bother reading this board any more. Holy fuck you all look like complete morons.

[Gelston]

This thread reminded me why I so rarely bother reading this board any more. Holy fuck you all look like complete morons.

no one cares

[drauz]

Wait... you have a couch that you purchased with money?

I'll need to see the receipt.

Also, how does that conversation go? "Hey, I am down on my luck again.. can I park my couch in your house until I get back on my feet?"

Its not a couch its a futon!

[Parkbandit]

This thread reminded me why I so rarely bother reading this board any more. Holy fuck you all look like complete morons.

I didn't think anyone could make cwolff or Androidpk look less dumb... and you come here and totally nail it.

Thank you for being the complete moron supreme.

[Methais]

This thread reminded me why I so rarely bother reading this board any more. Holy fuck you all look like complete morons.

If only there were another forum where you wouldn't have to be exposed to such things...

[Parkbandit]

If only there were another forum where you wouldn't have to be exposed to such things...

Hasn't the other forum been reduced to Fallen masturbating all over himself?

That thread posted in this forum still makes me laugh... poor Wyrom.

[Methais]

Hasn't the other forum been reduced to Fallen masturbating all over himself?

That thread posted in this forum still makes me laugh... poor Wyrom.

Yes, but it technically still exists and functions.

[Tenlaar]

no one cares

It is abundantly clear that you guys don't care how stupid you look. I just think it would get boring.

"Remember how we used to say shitty things to that one person? We sure are awesome, good thing everybody else left, now we have more room for our daily five man circle jerk. Let's find memes about libruls and pat each other on the back!"

[Wrathbringer]

It is abundantly clear that you guys don't care how stupid you look. I just think it would get boring.

"Remember how we used to say shitty things to that one person? We sure are awesome, good thing everybody else left, now we have more room for our daily five man circle jerk. Let's find memes about libruls and pat each other on the back!"

and yet...here you are.

[Methais]

It is abundantly clear that you guys don't care how stupid you look. I just think it would get boring.

"Remember how we used to say shitty things to that one person? We sure are awesome, good thing everybody else left, now we have more room for our daily five man circle jerk. Let's find memes about libruls and pat each other on the back!"

Reported for being almost 2 weeks late to the thread.

[Gelston]

It is abundantly clear that you guys don't care how stupid you look. I just think it would get boring.

"Remember how we used to say shitty things to that one person? We sure are awesome, good thing everybody else left, now we have more room for our daily five man circle jerk. Let's find memes about libruls and pat each other on the back!"

You should have read that as "no one gives a flying fuck about your opinion. If you don't like what is here, fuck off"

But no, you're too fucking uppity and want to stick you nose into things.

[Wrathbringer]

You should have read that as "no one gives a flying fuck about your opinion. If you don't like what is here, fuck off"

But no, you're too fucking uppity and want to stick you nose into things.

This is correct.

[Parkbandit]

It is abundantly clear that you guys don't care how stupid you look. I just think it would get boring.

"Remember how we used to say shitty things to that one person? We sure are awesome, good thing everybody else left, now we have more room for our daily five man circle jerk. Let's find memes about libruls and pat each other on the back!"

Good bump to remind us how fucking stupid you are.

Thanks, but we're very well aware.