China Is First to Teleport

[ClydeR]

While I was out of town, the Chinese invented teleportation.

It's like that time the Soviets put a satellite in space in 1957. That woke America from its slumber and we were the first to put a man on the moon. Trump should seize this opportunity to set a national goal of beaming the first man to the moon before any other country.


Scientists have successfully teleported an object from Earth to space for the first time, paving the way for more ambitious and futuristic breakthroughs.

A team of researchers in China sent a photon from the ground to an orbiting satellite more than 300 miles above through a process known as quantum entanglement, according to MIT Technology Review. It’s the farthest distance tested so far in teleportation experiments, the researchers said. Their work was published online on the open access site arXiv.

More... (http://time.com/4854718/quantum-entanglement-teleport-space)

[Tisket]

It's China. You know they have already started human testing. All we would need do to get human volunteers is go to any airport in the US and ask people standing in a TSA check in line.

[Astray]

Clickbait! Yeah, they just managed to send a packet of information. Data. Not physical pieces or anything particularly astounding.

[Gelston]

They didn't invent it anyways, they are just the first to do it into space.

[drauz]

It's China. You know they have already started human testing. All we would need do to get human volunteers is go to any airport in the US and ask people standing in a TSA check in line.

*to do

[Tisket]

*to do

Mine is correct.

[Tisket]

Probably could have used a comma but still.

[Gelston]

Probably could have used a comma but still.

or an is.

[Tisket]

or an is.

It's completely correct as is. Why use more words than necessary. I'm not Wesley after all.

[Gelston]

It's completely correct as is. Why use more words than necessary. I'm not Wesley after all.

Yes you are.

[drauz]

It's completely correct as is. Why use more words than necessary. I'm not Wesley after all.

All we would need do?

http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/gif/allyourbase.gif

[Tisket]

All we would need do?

http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/gif/allyourbase.gif

My sentence is correct. I'm sorry I'm better at English than you ;)

[Tisket]

Yes, you are.

Fixed.

[drauz]

My sentence is correct. I'm sorry I'm better at English than you ;)

All the grammar checkers say I'm right.

http://www.reverso.net/spell-checker/english-spelling-grammar/

[Gelston]

HAHAHA TISKET R SDUX AT EGALISH

[Tisket]

Yes, your version of my sentence was correct. I didn't say it wasn't. However, so is mine.

[Tisket]

HAHAHA TISKET R SDUX AT EGALISH

Not as much as yours and drauz's.

[Gelston]

Not as much as yours and drauz's.

Not as much? FAR IN EXCESS. You don't even have a melon on your avatar.

[Tisket]

Doesn't suck as much!

Bite me.

[drauz]

Yes, your version of my sentence was correct. I didn't say it wasn't. However, so is mine.

If it was correct there would be no errors.

Its ok to be wrong.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/7/7a/Sheldon-leonard-there-there.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140908045609

[Tisket]

If it was correct there would be no errors.

Its ok to be wrong.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/7/7a/Sheldon-leonard-there-there.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140908045609

I'm glad you are able to take comfort that way. I was feeling bad for pointing out your mistake.

[drauz]

I'm glad you are able to take comfort that way. I was feeling bad for pointing out your mistake.


Yes, your version of my sentence was correct.

Make up your mind woman!

And don't lie to me, you felt nothing!

[Tisket]

Make up your mind woman!

And don't lie to me, you felt nothing!

Your mistake in asserting my sentence was incorrect.

See your visitor messages for further information.

[drauz]

Your mistake in asserting my sentence was incorrect.

See your visitor messages for further information.

See yours for my reply!

[Latrinsorm]

"need do" is a correct syntax. Example: "All we need do is win." It feels chiefly British to me, but it's still correct.

[drauz]

"need do" is a correct syntax. Example: "All we need do is win." It feels chiefly British to me, but it's still correct.

We fought a war so we didn't have to talk that way!

[Latrinsorm]

We fought a war so we didn't have to talk that way!We don't.

But we can.

#freedom

[Tisket]

"need do" is a correct syntax. Example: "All we need do is win." It feels chiefly British to me, but it's still correct.

Case closed.

Hah.

[Tisket]

So to recap this thread: I am smarter than drauz and Gelston.

Not that I needed proof.

[drauz]

We don't.

But we can.

#freedom

We could also talk in gibberish (like the sentence in question).

[drauz]

So to recap this thread: I am smarter than drauz and Gelston.

Not that I needed proof.

Then read its next post that says we don't talk that way. This isn't Britain, we drink coffee not tea. Fucking red coat.

[Tisket]

Then read its next post that says we don't talk that way. This isn't Britain, we drink coffee not tea. Fucking red coat.

All I hear is, "Wah wah wah!"

[drauz]

All I hear is, "Wah wah wah!"

Then tell your kids to be quiet.

[Tisket]

Your tears taste delicious.

[drauz]

Your tears taste delicious.

Those weren't tears and that wasn't my eye. It was salty I bet though. :bleh:

https://media3.giphy.com/media/Jj8vFfZNBcCsg/giphy.gif

In case that wasn't subtle enough for you.

[Tisket]

I was right so I can afford to be magnanimous (yes, that's a real word. Don't be frightened by big words!) Therefore I will allow you the last word in this thread.

[drauz]

I was right so I can afford to be magnanimous (yes, that's a real word. Don't be frightened by big words!) Therefore I will allow you the last word in this thread.

You were wrong, and I was right.

[Tisket]

What, is this Backwards Day?

[drauz]

What, is this Backwards Day?

I guess you aren't as magnanimous as you thought.

http://i.imgur.com/En5toK8.gif

[Tisket]

I didn't say which word.

[drauz]

I didn't say which word.

http://i.imgur.com/bUDr5z9.gif

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/bUDr5z9.gif

J/K

http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q687/alishafication/GIFs/TV%20Gifs/Shameless/tumblr_mjaa7oFycR1rcxicvo3_250_zps11162983.gif

[Androidpk]

I came here for Chinese teleportation and got trainwreck of a thread.

[Tisket]

I came here for Chinese teleportation and got trainwreck of a thread.

Careful or drauz will try to proofread your post.

[drauz]

Careful or drauz will try to proofread your post.

https://m.popkey.co/c6c1e7/0mlj8_s-200x150.gif

[Tisket]

https://m.popkey.co/c6c1e7/0mlj8_s-200x150.gif

I only do it when someone else starts shit!

[drauz]

I only do it when someone else starts shit!

https://media0.giphy.com/media/vg1ewVKZkCwFy/giphy.gif

[Tisket]

I don't really care if people misuse the English language. I start caring when they try to correct other people...

[drauz]

I don't really care if people misuse the English language. I start caring when they try to correct other people...

I only do it to you because you started it!

You could say I targetted you.

[Tisket]

I only do it to you because you started it!

You could say I targetted you.

You started it! Black is not white so stop trying to confuse me with your verbal voodoo!

[drauz]

You started it! Black is not white so stop trying to confuse me with your verbal voodoo!

You're gaslighting techniques won't work on me.

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[Tisket]

Don't you live in Western Washington? I have a present for you. I can drop it off if you give me your address. And it doesn't involve gasoline and matches! No, really!

[drauz]

Don't you live in Western Washington? I have a present for you. I can drop it off if you give me your address. And it doesn't involve gasoline and matches! No, really!

I am west of Washington DC. I'm from the good coast, the eastern one. I can meet you in Missouri in like 2 weeks though!

[Tisket]

lol

[drauz]

lol

I know, I could barely type that with a straight face.

[hello]

I'll be there in St. Louis.. Tisket don't be jelly, I'm hot,23, and can crack a walnut between my butt cheeks.

[beldannon5]

so you mean you are a 45 year old balding fat guy?

[Neveragain]

I'll be there in St. Louis.. Tisket don't be jelly, I'm hot,23, and can crack a walnut between my butt cheeks.

You could settle this for all of us by posting a video of you cracking a walnut with your ass cheeks. Undoubtedly the heavens would open and green rep would fall from the sky.

[drauz]

so you mean you are a 45 year old balding fat guy?

damn stereotypes...i'll have you know i'm only 35!

[drauz]

You could settle this for all of us by posting a video of you cracking a walnut with your ass cheeks. Undoubtedly the heavens would open and green rep would fall from the sky.

They meant by sitting on it.

[Tisket]

Okay, just to recap this thread: drauz was wrong, I was right, Gelston was drunk, maguyver is a balding old man with a beer belly, and Neveragain likes old man ass cheeks.

[Gelston]

Okay, just to recap this thread: drauz was wrong, I was right, Gelston was drunk, maguyver is a balding old man with a beer belly, and Neveragain likes old man ass cheeks.

I wasn't drunk. I wonder what else you're incorrect about in this statement.

[Tisket]

I wasn't drunk. I wonder what else you're incorrect about in this statement.

I was trying to be kind about your "contribution" to this thread.

[Gelston]

I was trying to be kind about your "contribution" to this thread.

I contributed in my first post, I made fun of you in the remaining.

[Tisket]

I contributed in my first post, I made fun of you in the remaining.

I didn't notice the making fun part, just the post where you were wrong.

[Gelston]

I didn't notice the making fun part, just the post where you were wrong.

I'm making fun of you right now. You may not notice it, but I enjoy it.

[Tisket]

I'm making fun of you right now. You may not notice it, but I enjoy it.

Ewww, stop thinking about me while you masturbate.

[Gelston]

Ewww, stop thinking about me while you masturbate.

That makes me want to do it more.

[Ososis]

I'll be there in St. Louis.. Tisket don't be jelly, I'm hot,23, and can crack a walnut between my butt cheeks.

The more you push this false narrative the more I am convinced you are a sexual predator.

[Tisket]

That makes me want to do it more.

Damn it.

[SexualPredator]

The more you push this false narrative the more I am convinced you are a sexual predator.

wat

[Gelston]

Damn it.

It'd be better if you still had the melon head avatar.

[Ososis]

wat

A sexual predator, not to be confused with THE SexualPredator. Sorry for the confusion.

[Tisket]

It'd be better if you still had the melon head avatar.

See, I know I won the battle in this thread but somehow lost the war. FUCK YOU!

[Gelston]

See, I know I won the battle in this thread but somehow lost the war. FUCK YOU!

Hugs and Kisses. XOXOXO

[drauz]

That makes me want to do it more.

She knew what she was doing.