Trump 1, Witches 0

[ClydeR]

The spell cast last night at midnight by Lana Del Rey and the other witches didn't work. They planned to bind Trump from tweeting. But he's still tweeting today. They say they will continue doing it once per month until it works. Something about the moon being just right.

They posted the list of ingredients online. I'm not going to link to it because I don't want any more people helping them. Besides, I don't know where you would ever find an orange candle. This is the first time I have ever posted about the news without linking to an article.

[~Rocktar~]

Besides, I don't know where you would ever find an orange candle.

You don't shop during Halloween do you?

[ClydeR]

Christians are organizing to counter the witches with prayers. If they get enough people to pray, then it will offset the witch spells.


They plan to conduct their mass rituals on:


The ritual is to be done at the stroke of midnight on waning crescent moon ritual days, which are February 24th (midnight, Friday evening), March 26th, April 24th, May 23rd, June 21st (especially important as it is the summer solstice) etc. until Trump leaves office.
This is a declaration of spiritual war and it requires a response. As such the Christian Nationalist Alliance is announcing a Day of Prayer on each of these days. We beseech all Christian soldiers to answer this call to action by reading from Psalm 23. We ask you to join us in praying for the strength of our nation, our elected representatives and for the souls of the lost who would take up Satanic arms against us.

More... (https://www.christiannationalism.com/2017/02/23/witches-plan-curse-president-trump/)


As the article points out, you definitely need to pray for Trump on June 21, because that's when the witches will be most powerful.

[macgyver]

Christians are organizing to counter the witches with prayers. If they get enough people to pray, then it will offset the witch spells.




As the article points out, you definitely need to pray for Trump on June 21, because that's when the witches will be most powerful.

It's fine I'm sure Estild will nerf them before they get their spell to work.

[everan]

I'm not sure which I find more incredible, that witches are casting spells to bind Trump or that Christians are praying to counteract them.

[dez]

i hear the dark elves are going to summon demons to help

[Gelston]

that people think they are actually witches and they can cast spells is funny to me. Can I burn them at the stake in the name of the Holy Order of the Supreme Sacred Congregation of the Roman and Universal Inquisition?

[Gelston]

I'd like to show up dressed like this

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/70/c9/4b/70c94b96ab2e0d2dfedab808daedbc40.jpg

[everan]

I'd like to show up dressed like this

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/70/c9/4b/70c94b96ab2e0d2dfedab808daedbc40.jpg

You probably wouldn't be the most unusual.

[Androidpk]

that people think they are actually witches and they can cast spells is funny to me.

Funny, that's just what a witch would say.

[Androidpk]

I'd like to show up dressed like this

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/70/c9/4b/70c94b96ab2e0d2dfedab808daedbc40.jpg


I hated the witch hunters in Witcher 3 with that ridiculous leather nose strap they wore.

[Tenlaar]

that people think they are actually witches and they can cast spells is funny to me.

Yep, it's just as funny as the people who think that they can ask a sky fairy for protection from it.

[Gelston]

Oh look, Mr Edgy is back. Is your fedora back from the cleaners?

[~Rocktar~]

that people think they are actually witches and they can cast spells is funny to me. Can I burn them at the stake in the name of the Holy Order of the Supreme Sacred Congregation of the Roman and Universal Inquisition?

I think those of European decent who follow a middle eastern death cult and worship the words of a book of parables funny. And sure, burn a witch and let's see the defense in court for that.

[Gelston]

I think those of European decent who follow a middle eastern death cult and worship the words of a book of parables funny. And sure, burn a witch and let's see the defense in court for that.

The Inquisition WAS the court.

[Tenlaar]

Oh look, Mr Edgy is back. Is your fedora back from the cleaners?

How is it edgy for me to think it's funny that you believe in magic but not for you to think it's funny that they do?

[Gelston]

How is it edgy for me to think it's funny that you believe in magic but not for you to think it's funny that they do?

Because you are just waiting to pop in an tell everyone how cool of an atheist you are, even though no one cares.

[Androidpk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDYNuD4CwlI

[Tenlaar]

Because you are just waiting to pop in an tell everyone how cool of an atheist you are, even though no one cares.

So in other words, it's different when you do it. Gotcha.

[Gelston]

So in other words, it's different when you do it. Gotcha.

It appears I have found the self-loathing hipster.

[Tenlaar]

It appears I have found the self-loathing hipster.

From over here it appears that, in a thread about two groups of people who believe in magic, there is nothing wrong with you thinking one group is funny for it but I have been lurking in the shadows waiting for a moment to jump out and be "edgy" because I think that both groups are funny for it.

It's not different just because you are in one of the groups of people who believes in magic.

[Gelston]

From over here it appears that, in a thread about two groups of people who believe in magic, there is nothing wrong with you thinking one group is funny for it but I have been lurking in the shadows waiting for a moment to jump out and be "edgy" because I think that both groups are funny for it.

It's not different just because you are in one of the groups of people who believes in magic.

Continuing to try and be the Lord of Edginess I see.

[Tenlaar]

Continuing to try and be the Lord of Edginess I see.

Continuing to be a hypocrite with no defense for the fact that you also believe in magic, I see.

[Gelston]

Continuing to be a hypocrite with no defense for the fact that you also believe in magic, I see.

Do you know what that word means? Or do you have some sort of new hipster dictionary? I'm going to go with it being your skinny jeans cutting of the blood flow to your fedora laden brain.

[Fallen]

Wait what? Gelston believes in magic?

[Nathala Crane]

Wait what? Gelston believes in magic?

Only clerical Magic.

[Fallen]

Only clerical Magic.

OOoh. Ok. Gotcha.

http://i.imgur.com/xCoIoS5.gif

[Tenlaar]

Do you know what that word means?

Which word are we questioning here? It is the word hypocrite, as in you mock a group of people for believing in magic when you do as well? Or are you talking about the word magic, as in you believe in a supernatural being with otherworldly powers?

It's difficult trying to tell which one of those you are trying to deny.

[rolfard]

Helping trump like

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a1/da/37/a1da3747030e24df324bb222fc30a59b.jpg

[Gelston]

Which word are we questioning here? It is the word hypocrite, as in you mock a group of people for believing in magic when you do as well? Or are you talking about the word magic, as in you believe in a supernatural being with otherworldly powers?

It's difficult trying to tell which one of those you are trying to deny.

It is not hypocritical to laugh at things you yourself may 9r may not believe in. So no, you don't know what that word means.