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GS4Pirate
05-27-2016, 10:01 PM
No your honor, those were my children you confiscated. Fuck yea!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sObPHx2QMY0
Androidpk
05-27-2016, 10:04 PM
Is it even legal to fuck a cat?
Taernath
05-27-2016, 10:08 PM
Furries have been a thing for forever.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fuck_17e941_2001980.jpg
Gelston
05-27-2016, 10:09 PM
Is it even legal to fuck a cat?

Depends on the state, duh.
Gelston
05-27-2016, 10:10 PM
If someone wants to claim to legally be an animal, fine. Treat them legally like an animal. Put their ass in the pound if they are found wandering the streets without their owner.

....

And then I just realized that'd cause a loophole for legal slavery. Nevermind.
Androidpk
05-27-2016, 10:12 PM
Depends on the state, duh.

Found the loop hole, stick it in the poop hole.
GS4Pirate
05-27-2016, 10:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ882QYzr-M
leifastagsweed
05-27-2016, 11:59 PM
It's a thing (http://www.thestranger.com/features/feature/2015/06/24/22437022/what-is-puppy-play-and-why-is-it-so-popular).
Astray
05-28-2016, 12:08 AM
Not even as a cat could she get someone to touch her. Jesus Christ.
Androidpk
05-28-2016, 12:25 AM
It's a thing (http://www.thestranger.com/features/feature/2015/06/24/22437022/what-is-puppy-play-and-why-is-it-so-popular).

I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
GS4Pirate
05-28-2016, 12:45 AM
I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

One would be hard pressed to argue that's not the ultimate goal of the left. :smug:
Jarvan
05-28-2016, 02:25 AM
Ok... so if you are a cannabis plant.. would that make it legal for someone to light you on fire (In CO or WA)?

Now.. could you imagine if we had the technology to make insane people's dreams come true and MAKE her a cat?
Gelston
05-28-2016, 03:15 AM
Ok... so if you are a cannabis plant.. would that make it legal for someone to light you on fire (In CO or WA)?

Now.. could you imagine if we had the technology to make insane people's dreams come true and MAKE her a cat?

The Federal Government would also separate you from your feet at the shins, toss you on a pile, and burn you.
Jarvan
05-28-2016, 03:26 AM
The Federal Government would also separate you from your feet at the shins, toss you on a pile, and burn you.

Hey... that would mean having sex and reproducing would be growing marijuana, and punishable by imprisonment.

Therefore reproducing would be a crime.
drauz
05-28-2016, 03:41 AM
Ok... so if you are a cannabis plant.. would that make it legal for someone to light you on fire (In CO or WA)?

Now.. could you imagine if we had the technology to make insane people's dreams come true and MAKE her a cat?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MmvPRq3iV4
GS4Pirate
05-28-2016, 03:52 AM
Ok... so if you are a cannabis plant.. would that make it legal for someone to light you on fire (In CO or WA)?

Now.. could you imagine if we had the technology to make insane people's dreams come true and MAKE her a cat?

Oh no, only my aborted fetus's would be incinerated, nobody wants my fully developed children.
GS4Pirate
05-28-2016, 03:53 AM
The Federal Government would also separate you from your feet at the shins, toss you on a pile, and burn you.

Sorry i'm a protected minority now.
Gelston
05-28-2016, 04:22 AM
Sorry i'm a protected minority now.

No, you aren't human anymore, so you aren't protected by shit.
GS4Pirate
05-28-2016, 04:30 AM
Bullshit, I'm on the verge of extinction, I'm the only known Cannabis plant that is able to communicate. The LGBTC groups would make your life a living hell for even thinking about ending my life. Quit being a racist bigot!
Jarvan
05-28-2016, 05:40 AM
Bullshit, I'm on the verge of extinction, I'm the only known Cannabis plant that is able to communicate. The LGBTC groups would make your life a living hell for even thinking about ending my life. Quit being a racist bigot!

And yet all the Marijuana people want to smoke you.

Dissent in the Dem ranks!!
GS4Pirate
05-28-2016, 08:29 AM
And yet all the Marijuana people want to smoke you.

Dissent in the Dem ranks!!

Only the fruit of my loins.
Hightower
05-28-2016, 08:25 PM
LGBTHC?