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ClydeR
02-23-2016, 09:53 AM
Rubio's PAC says Rubio is like Harry Potter, and Trump is like Voldemort, and the other Republican candidates are like horcruxes. Rubio must destroy the other Republican candidates before he can have the final battle with Trump.



Leaders of a pro-Rubio super PAC sent a fundraising memo Sunday evening likening Marco Rubio to the youthful boy wizard Harry Potter and Donald Trump to the evil wizard Voldemort from the Harry Potter book series.

More... (http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/02/marco-rubio-harry-potter-219597#ixzz40v7lT0nx)


Tompkins and Lerner then spent the bulk of the message to donors building out the analogy of Rubio as Potter and Trump as Voldemort.

"In Harry Potter lore, Voldemort, the Dark Lord, had a secret to his strength. His secret was his horcruxes," they wrote. "As each horcrux was destroyed, Voldemort became increasingly vulnerable, not increasingly strong. When all of the horcruxes were gone, Voldemort lost his one-on-one battle with Harry Potter."

While the super PAC was trying to show that in a one-on-one contest with Trump, Rubio would prevail, the Florida Republican might not appreciate being compared to the boy wizard. Rubio's youth has been negatively remarked upon by older voters.

Methais
02-23-2016, 09:59 AM
Well gee if they put it that way then I'm surely convinced.

Viekn
02-23-2016, 11:01 AM
Kind of a clever way to put it. Maybe not the best way to put it politically, but it makes sense. Too bad any syllable you utter or put down in writing today is blasted out to the entire world.

Tgo01
02-23-2016, 02:04 PM
The Harry Potter fan club demographic must be fucking huge.

Taernath
02-23-2016, 02:17 PM
Nah, they should have gone with the Highlander setting, much more fitting.

http://popcultureasylum.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/highlandertv.jpg

Even kind of looks like Rubio.

Taernath
02-23-2016, 02:20 PM
The Harry Potter fan club demographic must be fucking huge.

Larger than the nae nae demographic?

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lPnsw4tL9W8O76/giphy.gif

MikeMC
02-23-2016, 05:35 PM
Harry was a horcrux. If Trump is Voldemort then Rubio has to kill himself to take out Trump.

Methais
02-23-2016, 05:43 PM
What does all this make Obama?

GS4Pirate
02-23-2016, 06:32 PM
What does all this make Obama?

The Basilisk from Chamber of Secrets.

Latrinsorm
02-23-2016, 06:59 PM
What does all this make Obama?Dumbledore.

And now we're all going to jail.

Jarvan
02-23-2016, 07:09 PM
What does all this make Obama?

Bellatrix Lestrange

drauz
02-23-2016, 08:00 PM
What does all this make Obama?

Cornelius Fudge

Gelston
02-23-2016, 08:17 PM
I was thinking about posting gay porn after every ClydeR post now, but I think a bunch of you would enjoy it too much.

ClydeR
02-26-2016, 10:32 AM
If you watched the debate last night, then you know that Gollum stole one of the Horcruxes.