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[Kranar_banned]

I am now banned as the only right thing to do was ban myself.

Goodbye cruel world. Goodbye.

[Methais]

BUT IT DOESN'T SAY BANNED UNDER YOUR NAME!!!

REPORTED FOR IMPERSONATING KRANAR!!

[waywardgs]

Could it be? Did Reawing succeed in making the PC implode? Oh, woe is me!

[Ormr]

I swear to god I cried so hard laughing at this.

First it was like meh...

Then I kept reading and it was like meh...chuckle...meh....

Then I got to the dinosaur shirt that said 'I didn't slap you I just high-fived your face' and all sorts of hilarity ensued. Everything became funny. Reading the objections to domestic violence and the pros/cons of smacking a bitch for cold bean pies was just classic. SO much for the laugh. That really was fun for me to read.

By the way why the fuck was this thread bumped after 7 years of being up without a post? I mean really. It was funny, but wow.

[Ormr]

BTW Kranar you disabled rep on Kranar himself. Well I gave you green anyways. DEAL WITH IT FOOL!

[Sean of the Thread]

It's always been disabled on Kranar.

[Stanley Burrell]

In a way, I am jealous: A certain poster on these boards has lived a life where they are fazed enough by what is obvious joshing around about spousal abuse, on the Internet, and feel the need to report it to the police.

Also, I reported you Kranar.

[Ormr]

srs bzns I tell you. Srs bzns. I mean really, you have to focus. Do you punch her in the bottom lip so it swells up and she looks like Bubba Gump, thus detracting from sexual interests in the above-neck region for the next few days? Or do you aim for the side, so she has the whole tobacco-in-the-cheek thing going on, thus allowing for facial lovetime. Decisions, decisions.










Disclaimer: I am trying to get reported to the authoritays. Cartman leads them.

[Ormr]

Kranar instead of being a Senior Member can you make me a buttplug bandit? That'd be swell, thanks.

[Warriorbird]

Fixed.