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    The Official Ninja Post

    Real Ultimate Power

    Hi, this post is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This post is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

    Facts:

    1. Ninjas are mammals.
    2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
    3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

    Weapons and gear:


    Ninja Sword


    Ninja Stars


    Ninja Outfit

    Testimonial:

    Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

    And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

    Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

    Q and A:.

    Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
    A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

    Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
    A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

    Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
    A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)


    This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off. He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable.

    Link to me, by cutting and pasting the link box!

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    [Edited on 6-19-2005 by Robert Hamburger]

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    Very well done.
    Razzle them. Dazzle them. Razzle dazzle them.

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    ...way to post an entire website on a BBS?
    Crystal Tears 24: OMG the man had a package that UPS couldn't deliver.

    PS: How can you not see me post, I'm one of the biggest fucking attention whores on these boards. Christ. -Arkans

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    I laughed out loud about 4 times.

    The kid who got the uppercut becouse he opened a window, was best.

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    Originally posted by Adredrin
    ...way to post an entire website on a BBS?
    Yeah.. I was just about to say that. The hate mail on that site is the best though.
    Love is a conversation without end which leads to the silence of eternity.

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    Who the fuck let in another douche?
    Player of Greys
    Discord: Greys#6705

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    Are you ready to get pumped?

    Click "Yes" if yes. Click "No" if you're a little baby.

    YES NO

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    Copyright 2005

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    Heh that website is old. At least i got another good laugh reading about the ninja sightings.

    Edit: I didnt look at the website again, but do they still have "Big Pimpin'" as the background midi?

    [Edited on 6-19-2005 by Itachi]

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    ^ teh crazy funnyness


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    http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

    Way to steal a whole website, there...
    Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
    Also: Ebondale is teh evil. And Ebondales player is in teh denial.

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