A thread for Ashliana

[Ashliana]

Please be happy, Ashy-poo. We're all worried about you.

Ouch, even worse. F for the derivative concept, D- for execution. You're on a roll!

[Neveragain]

[Neveragain]

[Parkbandit]

Aww. What happened to your feigned concern about the "peacefulness" and "toxic-free" nature of the forum? You were almost a tenth of the way to convincing someone who, somehow, hasn't met you despite your tens of thousands of posts!

Normally, I would point out your obvious jealousy over post counts.. given you bring it up very often... but this is a thread to help you through this obviously very difficult time in your life.. so I won't.

This is a thread to get you the encouragement you really need. Positivity is the answer to all your negativity!

[Bhaalizmo]

I fear we may have pushed him too far... he's been having quite the meltdown over the course of a month.

This thread is for only positive messages for Ashliana and wishing him a speedy recovery.

Petition to rename this thread.

Option A "Parkbandits panties: wadded, binding, and causing great discomfort."

Option B "A call to arms for the PC PB sycophants. Do as he does. Say what he says"

Option C "PB can't find anything to make him feelbetter. Please join him in his favorite pastime, hating."

[Ashliana]

Normally, I would point out your obvious jealousy over post counts.. given you bring it up very often... but this is a thread to help you through this obviously very difficult time in your life.. so I won't.

This is a thread to get you the encouragement you really need. Positivity is the answer to all your negativity!

That's right, PB, everyone's jealous of how you've obsessively stuck around a forum dedicated to an ancient game you no longer play, so you could send deranged, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to strangers - mostly men - on the Internet.

Option B "A call to arms for the PC PB sycophants. Do as he does. Say what he says"

That's the one.

[Neveragain]

[Parkbandit]

Petition to rename this thread.

Option A "Parkbandits panties: wadded, binding, and causing great discomfort."

Option B "A call to arms for the PC PB sycophants. Do as he does. Say what he says"

Option C "PB can't find anything to make him feelbetter. Please join him in his favorite pastime, hating."

Why are you so negative? This thread is FOR Ashliana to be POSITIVE.

Positivity will always trump negativity... and right now Ashliana needs our positive thoughts.

Don't be rude.

[Parkbandit]

That's right, PB, everyone's jealous of how you've obsessively stuck around a forum dedicated to an ancient game you no longer play, so you could send deranged, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to strangers - mostly men - on the Internet.

Now is not the time to call straight men "gay" as a slur.

Now is the time to get you on the right track towards positivity.

Come on, Ashliana... you can't be all toxic all the time, can you?

Try being positive.

[HOUSE]

Why don’t you guys just kiss already.