Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

Do the math then get back to me. I don't listen to talking heads. I look at data and try to understand it.

If you have a problem with gas, stop driving or using any devices in your house.

HOW DARE YOU!!?? How else is Backlash going to virtue signal what a woke cis-gender-fluid-binary-individual he is??!?!?!???

[Methais]

That neither proves nor disproves anything Shaps said in his post. In fact, it contributed absolutely nothing to the conversation. Which is actually pretty normal for you. Do you actually contribute anything at all to the world?

When Back isn't virtue signaling, he just lies about whatever and then tries to deflect being called out on it after.

Watch...


Hey Backlash, remember when you said you owned a restaurant? Was that a lie?

[Back]

When Back isn't virtue signaling, he just lies about whatever and then tries to deflect being called out on it after.

Watch...

Hey Backlash, remember when you said you owned a restaurant? Was that a lie?

Why don't you quit being a lazy creepy fuck and look it up yourself? Yeesh.

Besides, 90% of my posts are made when I was drunk so who knows what you'll find.

[Back]

[Methais]

Why don't you quit being a lazy creepy fuck and look it up yourself? Yeesh.

Well...no, because it's already a known thing on here anyway. It's just funny how you squirm when you try to deflect instead of just admitting that you're a liar.

Not to mention, some people around here like to go back and scrub posts. I don't know if you're one of them or not, but I'm not going to waste my time finding out.

Besides, 90% of my posts are made when I was drunk so who knows what you'll find.

Are you posturing yourself to blame your habitual lying on booze for when you eventually run out of excuses for your story about owning/leasing/managing/working at a restaurant? Though I suppose "I lied, but hey I was drunk." would be slightly more respectable.

The end result is one of two things:

- You're just a huge liar

or

- You actually did own a restaurant (doubt), and are the biggest hypocrite in the universe with your post about business owners basically being slave drivers.

I'm gonna go with option 1.

Was it the booze that made you make up a story about owning a restaurant? It's ok if so. That's the first step to recovery.

[Parkbandit]

Why don't you quit being a lazy creepy fuck and look it up yourself? Yeesh.

Besides, 90% of my posts are made when I was drunk so who knows what you'll find.

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT I LIE ON THESE FORUMS! THE ALCOHOL MADE ME DO IT! I'M THE VICTIM HERE! ALCOHOLISM IS A DISEASE!!!"

What a complete fucking loser....

[Tgo01]

I mean...wouldn't a good father send his family somewhere warm with running water and electricity if he's able to?

You really are a moron. "His family should have stayed and froze!!! This is how much I hate Republicans!!!111"

You Democrats have now officially made a much bigger deal over Cruz spending less than 24 hours in Cancun than you have about Cuomo literally murdering thousands of elderly people than laughing about it on national "news" with his brother.

[Tgo01]

But this fucking douchebag left the family dog at home in their house without electricity for what was originally intended to be a 5 day trip.

There was a security guard watching the dog. What did you want him to do? FIND electricity to bring to his home? You do know how electricity works right?

Christ people are being so fucking dumb about this Ted Cruz thing.

[Bhaalizmo]

Hahahaaaaaaa

Fuck that guy.

[Parkbandit]

There was a security guard watching the dog. What did you want him to do? FIND electricity to bring to his home? You do know how electricity works right?

Christ people are being so fucking dumb about this Ted Cruz thing.

It's literally a non-story.. except to the brainless fools who actually buy into the manufactured outrage.