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Thread: I have a new sex move, and I need to get huge to pull it off.

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    Default I have a new sex move, and I need to get huge to pull it off.

    This comes from aerial swing dancing where you basically flip the girl around your body like a pair of nunchuks.

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    But the full move we're naked of course and you don't lose control of the female just keep flipping her until she pukes. heh. I need like 20 lbs of more muscle to pull it off however, without things getting unsafe. Cramming down the Whey and pushing 350 on the bench may cut it though...

    What do you guys think?

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    I think you're retarded.

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    Bench won't get you there. You need the deadlift, overhead press, and core work.
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    Use steroids so at one point you can add your flabby man-tits into the maneuver.
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    Instead of getting bigger, just get a bigger woman. Then when you flip her over your shoulders, she'll crush you and we won't have to deal with these surveys anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jumbodog View Post
    Instead of getting bigger, just get a bigger woman. Then when you flip her over your shoulders, she'll crush you and we won't have to deal with these surveys anymore.
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    Oh man, that looks great! Did you learn how to do it?! The only problem is that ... I do not really see how you can use this move while you have sex... I mean... it would be very very awkward, and it is not that kind of awkward from the good point of view. I rembember how my girlfriend actually wanted to try something similar, and ... it ended really bad! After that I had to buy her all the best sex toys online as we could not have sex for more than 5 months... probably the toughest 5 months in my life.
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    The key to pleasing a woman is definately acrobatic "sex moves". You're on the right track!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nocturnix View Post
    The key to pleasing a woman is definately acrobatic "sex moves". You're on the right track!
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