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Volstock
09-04-2005, 02:53 AM
okay so it's a simple game. Think of movies quotes and try to stumped the rest of the PC member. American movies only please.The person that answer correctly will post up another movie qoute. Kinda like "The person below me game".I'll start with something simple.

"Were off to see the wizard."

Detri
09-04-2005, 02:57 AM
The Wizard of Oz. :nutty:

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."

Andreal
09-04-2005, 03:04 AM
Caddy Shack

"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."

Edited because the other wasn't exactly correct and I couldn't figure it out. Same movie though.

[Edited on 9-4-2005 by Andreal]

Some Rogue
09-04-2005, 03:30 AM
A Few Good Men

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!"

Detri
09-04-2005, 03:37 AM
Full Metal Jacket!!! :up:

"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."

Some Rogue
09-04-2005, 03:50 AM
The Godfather

""The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

HarmNone
09-04-2005, 04:04 AM
"The Usual Subjects"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

Toxicvixen
09-04-2005, 04:08 AM
Casablanca!

"I'm not crazy, poor people are crazy! I'm Eccentric."


<--- Worked at Hollywood Video and Blockbuster - I've Seen way too many movies. :D

[Edited on 9-4-2005 by Toxicvixen]

Andreal
09-04-2005, 04:10 AM
Originally posted by Some Rogue
A Few Good Men

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!"

Actually I was quoting a different movie, but I suppose it may be in both.


Speed


"You got a dick. You do have a dick, don't you? Okay, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em, pay the bill. "

Edited because DAMN IT TOXIC!

[Edited on 9-4-2005 by Andreal]

Toxicvixen
09-04-2005, 04:10 AM
Edited because I R Ninja Poster! bwaahahaha!

[Edited on 9-4-2005 by Toxicvixen]

Some Rogue
09-04-2005, 04:15 AM
Heh, you were right, it's not in A Few Good Men. That line is a bit different.

That one is "It doesn't matter what I believe. It only matters what I can prove."

[Edited on 9-4-2005 by Some Rogue]

Celephais
09-04-2005, 07:58 AM
Training day!

"Can't do much damage with that thing can we? Perhaps there should have been a rule of the wrist!""

Edit:
(someone got it but I just realized it wasn't made in the US... woops.)

[Edited on 9-4-2005 by Celephais]

Latrinsorm
09-04-2005, 01:15 PM
Boondock Saints!

"Meet me on the bridge that connects earth to the heavens."

The movie I got this from wasn't ORIGINALLY made in America, but I'd be very surprised if no one here has seen it but me.

Celephais
09-05-2005, 01:05 AM
I vote we add a time limit incase you "stump" people. I'm not going to post one but I'm all for someone else running with the ball here (it's almost been 12 hours... so say at 1:15 it's open season again?)

I like the idea of this thread, it could be a lot of fun... but if we're all stumped it dies :(

Skeeter
09-05-2005, 02:13 AM
Do you drink 2% because you think you're fat?

Electrawn
09-05-2005, 02:20 AM
"Meet me on the bridge that connects earth to the heavens."


Cowboy Bebop?

"I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's
an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"

(Movie, bonus points for actor cameo who said it.)

Skeeter
09-05-2005, 02:23 AM
Half-baked bob sagat. refer to my quote above for next movie

Axhinde
09-05-2005, 02:30 AM
Napoleon Dynamite

"God doth have a sense of humor."

firegirl
09-05-2005, 02:40 AM
Scent of a woman Right?

I feel like a Kentucky Fried fool.

Celephais
09-06-2005, 05:11 PM
This poor thread is dying because people are trying to stump everybody!

"Shop smart, Shop S-Mart"

Sean of the Thread
09-06-2005, 05:21 PM
Army of Darkness.

Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON.

Landrion
09-06-2005, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Celephais
This poor thread is dying because people are trying to stump everybody!

"Shop smart, Shop S-Mart"

Army of Darkness

"You stole Fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the cieling which now has to be washed, and sterlized. So you get nothing!, you lose! Good day sir"."

StrayRogue
09-06-2005, 05:27 PM
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"The horror....the horror".

Jorddyn
09-06-2005, 05:27 PM
Edited because he beat me

Jorddyn

[Edited on 9-6-2005 by Jorddyn]

DeV
09-06-2005, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by StrayRogue
"The horror....the horror". Apocalypse Now

"Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows."

"They're called breasts, mama, and every woman has them."

ElanthianSiren
09-06-2005, 05:44 PM
(damnit, I must learn to read the first post all the way through -- I must learn to do that.) :blush:

And yes Dev. HM2000, awesome movie


-M

[Edited on Tue, September th, 2005 by ElanthianSiren]

DeV
09-06-2005, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
Quotes from Heavy Metal 2000
:heart: that movie.

Some Rogue
09-06-2005, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Xyelin
Army of Darkness.

Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON.

Blue Velvet



Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by StrayRogue
"The horror....the horror". Apocalypse Now

"Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows."

"They're called breasts, mama, and every woman has them."

Carrie

"What we've got here is, failure to communicate."

Sean of the Thread
09-06-2005, 05:59 PM
GnR USE YOUR ILLUSION BABY!!1 j/k ..Cool Hand luke <3

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

StrayRogue
09-06-2005, 05:59 PM
Apocolypse Now

"Jonathan, Jonathan, JONATHAN...."

[Edited on 6-9-05 by StrayRogue]

DeV
09-06-2005, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by StrayRogue
Apocolypse Now

"Jonathan, Jonathan, JONATHAN...."

[Edited on 6-9-05 by StrayRogue] omg.. Rollerball?

"I'm runnin' for president ...... I ain't winnin' though."

StrayRogue
09-06-2005, 06:10 PM
Glory.

"You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask".

Celephais
09-06-2005, 06:24 PM
HAHA! Yes, the good old penguin, he is my idol! Batman 2

"The royal penis is clean"

StrayRogue
09-06-2005, 06:25 PM
Coming to America.

"Then I'll have to shoot you Giles".

Latrinsorm
09-06-2005, 08:40 PM
Buffy the Vampire Slayer? I don't know any other Gileses.

"I've still got one question." "One question??"

firegirl
09-07-2005, 01:03 AM
i feel like a kentucky fried fool..

Did not mean to stump and stop the thread. Sorry all. heh.

in case anyong wondering where it was from..it is from Rocky .. he is chasing the chicken around for training.

Raine
09-07-2005, 06:02 AM
I've got a few, not really stumpers, just ones I like:

"Say the point of sex isn't recreation, or procreation, or any of that stuff--Say it's concentration. Say it's supposed to focus your attention on the person you're sleeping with, like biological highlighter. Otherwise, there's just too many people in the world."
-----

"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be."
-------

"A plan is just a list of things that'll never happen."

(same movie)
Guy: ....I never killed a man.
Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had.
Guy: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Guy: I would say thats a big fucking qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification.
Interviewer: No one's ever said that before.
Guy: Have you ever asked?
Interviewer: No.
Guy: ....You should.
---------

"There is no point to any of this. It's all just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter pounder with cheese, those are good.... the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain.... the moment where your laughter become a cackle... and I, I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt."
-----

Love those quotes, mostly thrown it as a time-waster in-between your harder quotes.

firegirl
09-07-2005, 06:31 PM
the others not so sure but the Interviewer one.. cannnot remember the name of the movie but Del Toro is in it. Right?

Here is one..

"I hate being a foregone conclusion"

Celephais
09-07-2005, 07:02 PM
"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be."
Office space. (Firegirl's is still up in the air)

Toxicvixen
09-07-2005, 07:07 PM
Thomas Crown Affair. I'm like one of two people I know who owns that movie. :lol:

Mine:

Whats the age of consent around here?
18.
Good! I'm old Enough!

firegirl
09-07-2005, 09:16 PM
The pirate movie! I completely forgot about that one, now i botta try to find it for my collection. That movies has some great liners.

here is one.. kinda easy

"Where are all the good men dead? Are they in the heart or in the head? "


Here is another that might be easier as well...

GUY 1: What are your political views?

GUY 2: Benito, Adolf! Sit Down!... Sorry, what did you ask??

edited to add the second quote..

[Edited on 9-8-2005 by firegirl]

Overlord
09-07-2005, 09:21 PM
i am too drunk i aclub in edinburgh to give the correct respons to that quote.... but hey

"Yeah but when the pirates of the carribean break down the pirates don't eat the tourists" now thats eay as sin

Sean
09-07-2005, 09:26 PM
Heh Jurrasic Park

Alfster
09-07-2005, 10:28 PM
I'm retardeded

[Edited on 9-8-2005 by Alfster]

Drayal
09-07-2005, 10:31 PM
It was time, I felt, for an agonising reappraisal of the whole scene.

Latrinsorm
09-07-2005, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by firegirl
GUY 1: What are your political views?

GUY 2: Benito, Adolf! Sit Down!... Sorry, what did you ask?? That's gotta be Dr. Strangelove.

"There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend..."

firegirl
09-08-2005, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by firegirl
GUY 1: What are your political views?

GUY 2: Benito, Adolf! Sit Down!... Sorry, what did you ask?? That's gotta be Dr. Strangelove.



good guess but it is actually from Life is beautiful.

firegirl
09-08-2005, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by Latrinsorm

"There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend..."

those with a gun and those who dig.
classic. The good, bad and ugly

"If I wasn't such a bad woman on the page... I could not be such a good woman in real life."

here is one that I think was used in a couple movies but I am thinkin of a classic to make it easier..

"How do You like them apples!?"

Androidpk
09-08-2005, 08:46 AM
Good Will Hunting

" Attention all units, emergency on theater level, suspect six foot two, brown hair. He is one gigantic motherfucker"

StrayRogue
09-08-2005, 08:51 AM
Commando

"Whats that you're wearing?"
"er...a radiation suit"
"Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars..."

kelood
09-19-2005, 03:35 AM
Back to the future

"That guy treats objects like women, man..."


'lood
"Sometimes you eat the bar, and , well, sometimes the bar , he eats you..."

Hakonne
10-31-2005, 04:13 PM
The Big Lebowski

"God? Lonely, but funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier then the faces you people make mid-coitus."

CrystalTears
10-31-2005, 04:24 PM
Heh. Dogma.

"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya! "

[Edited on 10/31/2005 by CrystalTears]

DeV
10-31-2005, 04:33 PM
<3 Pulp Fiction

"You will not persuade me with appeals to my intellectual vanity."

[Edited on 10-31-2005 by DeV]

Vestarr
10-31-2005, 04:38 PM
" You cock juggling thunder cunt "

sorry ladies its a movie quote

--Chris

Vestarr
11-01-2005, 10:32 AM
No one knows this or did we all loose interest in the thread ???
hint third movie in a trilogy ..not the best movies ever but had good points and vampires

--Chris

CrystalTears
11-01-2005, 10:38 AM
Probably cause you broke it. :P You never guessed the previous quote.

DeV's: Red Dragon (do you see?)
Yours: Blade: Trinity

"You've only been in "Seventeen" once and you looked fat! So stop acting like you're goddamn Christy Turlington!"

[Edited on 11/1/2005 by CrystalTears]

Drayal
11-01-2005, 10:42 AM
Thora Birch in American Beauty.

Quote: In 16 minuites this whole place will be a vapour cloud the size of Nebraska

[Edited on 11-1-2005 by Drayal]

Drayal
11-01-2005, 10:43 AM
Argh . . it wasn't her it was the emo guy

CrystalTears
11-01-2005, 10:57 AM
Aliens

BTW, no it wasn't Thora Birch (Jane), it was just a playground girl. Though you don't have to name who said it. Cause j00 will looooooose. :P

"Look, if I had any kind of glow it's because I just got laid. I would look the same had I banged anyone in that elevator... present company excluded."

Vestarr
11-01-2005, 01:08 PM
Mallrats .....great movie btw

man : "ready little man"
boy : "ready big man"
man : "kiss the lucky egg...go"

Latrinsorm
11-01-2005, 01:41 PM
Cool Runnings.

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

kranfer
11-01-2005, 02:22 PM
First Contact:

"You people, you're all astronaunts... on... Some kind of Star Trek!"

Latrinsorm
11-01-2005, 04:17 PM
The point of the game, people, is to identify the quote in the post preceding yours, not just bust out quotes.